#Impossible to Swallow

[dilftaroooo]

the uraume nonnie is so fucking right ommgg. just like, thinking of a threesome with those two 🤭 (literally giggling n kicking my feet rn mb) but like as a tiktok comment as said "one's for uraume, one's for me." RGHHH sharing sukuna's cocks??

WOW OMG I'VE NEVER SEEN A COMMENT LIKE THAT LMAAOOO. ppl on tik tok r so wild 😭

And thinking about Uraume's character, nonnie, they'd be gentle when the time calls for it. Like, when you're being a sweet little thing for them, they'll treat you with their mouth sucking around your nipple while their palms caress your soft tummy. Telling u how much of a sweet angel you are for them <3

So when we're talkin about a threesome with a four-armed curse. They'll play the role of the calm before the storm--Sukuna would stuff himself deep in ur throat to the point where you start violently hacking, but Uraume would be right behind you, easily gliding themselves inside (strap or dick) of dripping folds. Making sure to shower you with their praises because you're swallowing such a big cock.

"My pristine bunny, I know you are capable of taking both of us. Come on, I know you can take more. You're doing so well for us." UWWWAAAA!!!

(I'm so sure that Uraume would take the one on the top while you take the one on the bottom and Sukuna would offer two hands for each head as you both give lengthy licks to his shaft--wiping the sweat off your face with one hand and plunging your head further down on his dick with the other, saying, "do not bore me," because your kitten licks r starting to get repetitive </3)

[gideonisms]

I wish my parents lived in like a nice blue state where every major city is an hour from every other major city instead of the state where your hometown with exclusively jobs at the walmart or the hospital is 7 hours from the city with the jobs that are not that

[cosmicterrorthe8th]

Do you all think that Normals yearbook club that recapped the yearbooks of the past just covered what was in the book or was he trying to get the extra drama too by consulting PPL who were in highschool that year and reading b/w the lines?

Then I would have died to join the club because it would be so entertaining.

Do you think he would have covered the last year's yearbook every year as a back to school special so new kids wouldn't feel like an outsider? And to find good parts of school where he wasn't shunned?

He would redo the last year one everytime a new kid joined mid-year?

Do you think he has done yearbook recaps of the years the kiddads were in highschool and interrogated each of them and their classmates (except Nicky, maybe he got Nickys scoop later but idk if he covered what he got from him in the club). So he knows way too much about their mundane shenanigans and that makes them uncomfy in a way idk

[risetherivermoon]

OAKWORTHY IS SO FUCKING REAL GUYS I LOVE THEM SM AUGH THESE STUPID BOyS

[uncanny-tranny]

There's this pull in recovery to feel behind in comparison to your peer group, and that's, of course, a valid feeling. It's understandable, but I think a lot of what we don't remember is that... they often aren't starting out in the same place you are.

I think part of the reason so many feel terrible about "being behind" is that it feels like we have to blame ourselves for being behind. If you just weren't affected by it, you'd be right where your peers are, right? It's a way to blame yourself in severe cases.

Recovery isn't about "catching up," I think. It's about pressing the play button and letting yourself live. You might never "catch up," you might never be at the "same level," but that fundamentally doesn't change that your life is worth living how you want it to.

[gynandromorph]

gotta apologize to past me and presumably future me for dropping the ball here with this comic

[mostlybirdsandphotos]

tree swallows ( ˙꒳​˙ )

[mybreadsmybutters]

i actually am like. reasonably extroverted. i just also kind of want to kill myself anytime somebody perceives me as a woman which makes doing literally anything feel like navigating the minefield of “is this dear friend who i’ve known for years who i’m not out to going to unintentionally and innocently say something that’s going to make me spiral for the next three days”. ALL of which could be avoided if i simply Was Out to people however if One (1) singular more person i know and care about says some truly insane bizarre and weird bullshit after i come out the way EVERY single person i have ever come out to in person in the HISTORY of my ENTIRE life has i am genuinely worried im going to snap in a way that will finally force them to put me in the psych ward

[laz-262]

abit of old art but more hanahaki disease with zimelu

[stormofdefiance]

An incredibly lazy wee doodle of barn swallows since I'm struggling to sleep and going back to my teenage ritual of drawing birds far too late into the night. Where I live, it will soon be time for the swallows to leave and make their bi-annual 8000 mile migration all the way to South Africa. Summer goes with them, and already my late North European nights seem to be turning dark so soon. A couple of months ago the night would just be a muted blue until dawn would crack with a skylark's song at 3am, and from now it will just be a couple of months until the black sets in before the afternoon ends.

It genuinely makes me want to cry thinking about these matchbox sized little beings throwing themselves into that endless blue all in pursuit of airborne insects, those small bodies making their way over the widening, waterless Sahara, that 40 day excursion that, by mid-October, will be over. How long a journey that seems, how short for a being smaller than my hand.

I'll miss them as much as I'll miss the sun until my late-March birthday comes along again and the spring sky is briefly interrupted by their sudden return, their tumbling bodies celebrating the world waking up again, back - somehow, dare I project a sense of sentiment, remembering - to the very same nests they'd left behind just months ago.

[swallowtail-ageha]

Head empty thoughts full of the antigone incest essay

[nb-dstri]

so A finally got my adhd diagnosis from a psych B she was on the fence about diagnosing me with the full autism rather than just ‘autistic traits’, which was kinda the opposite of what I thought might happen? Like from the previous two sessions I felt like the case for autism was coming off a lot stronger than adhd. But considering the goal was specifically to try treat the adhd I can’t complain too much

[sage-reads-things]

"I'm glad my job finished early" you asshole I KNOW you were waiting on the sidelines for Taiyo to either solve the puzzle or explode. I'm sure he was primed and ready to swoop in and save Mutsumi had Taiyo's reaction been a second too late. He probably even had a very sad lament queued up about Taiyo's tragic and untimely death that wouldn't have happened if Taiyo had been more competent :'(

That being said, Kyoichiro does praise Taiyo for figuring out the bomb's location. I like to think he flat-out assumed Taiyo would fail miserably, and is grudgingly impressed that Taiyo actually caught the bombs in time and protected Mutsumi from both of them. And like, he did just jump out a window without a thought for his own safety in order to save Mutsumi's life. Even Kyoichiro has to respect the dedication.

[big-tees-and-short-skirts]

IV THERAPY IS A REAL THING FOR POTS!!! I DONT HAVE TO BE STUCK IN THIS DYSPHAGIA/DYSMOTILITY/BLADDER PAIN HELL

[rojichu]

I really wish they sold my meds in coated pill form here!!!! I accidentally tasted them as I tried to swallow them today!!! Nasty!!!!! The US pharma industry sucks but at least my meds came in actual pills when I lived there

[tomatoluvr69]

When the pandemic era emergency funds for the US childcare system run out in September we’re gonna see layoffs and center closings en masse, pushing an industry rife with severe shortages that are gutting young families and burdening couples with costs that can take up or exceed one parent’s entire full-time income to a breaking point. And to even get a placement in a center that will cost you thousands of dollars a month you’ve gotta get on waiting lists pretty much the second you see two pink lines (barely an exaggeration). And when the closures begin and the crisis grows worse and we lose untold numbers of women who are forced into becoming full time caregivers this will not lead the government to act. This will just further burden the American worker and mean that people who otherwise want to can never have children. Just another way the American government robs its people of reproductive autonomy…and if you can’t afford daycare and you get pregnant in a state without abortion…you’re absolutely fucked forever.