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(giggling) this is a very serious matter.

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your mind

cybertruck transformer, it just turns into a perfectly smooth egg and. rolls around on the ground....

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Mini princess

(via)

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the society of samuel

love to say things weird. my husband went to sam’s club and when he got back I asked him “how was the society of samuel” and he was so confused

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HEYYY yo what's up buddy? (taps the wall of your enclosure) I know it's a little boring in there but we got you some stuff to cheer you up! Little plastic plants, also some real plants, cool rocks and look at this!! A treasure chest! There is no treasure in it, but maybe next paycheck. And look at this!! We also got you an enemy!! Look, he loathes you already! Aww!! Sorry pally, we would have got you a friend but the clearance section was empty except for this lil guy so we did what we could

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well look who it is. my old friend. the conses of my quences.

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SUSAN RETURNS?! WHOOPEE!

And as a detective? Love it. As she should.

Such a comedic, sibling duo.

Literally the genderswap of each other.

The parallels too! 😭

And finally... Live footage of me trying to find more Magnum PI fanfics on Ao3 (if you know what happens after this clips cuts away, then you know what I mean TT).

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Draw Your OCs Like This: Magnum P.I Edition

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it is important for shows to have a little guy who is Italian

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imagine the chaos of Thomas playing Minecraft with Rick and T.C.

Thomas would be the type to beg for keep inventory on so he can plummet off cliffs or into lava instead of walking back home

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plus one enemy, who joins in for enough of the stupid and the hijinks that he becomes a fourth friend

I know on the outside Magnum, P.I. looks like a typical ‘80s action crime show with a hot male lead who punches bad guys and gets hot girls but what if I told you it was also about three best friends being stupid and getting into hijinks

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imagine the chaos of Thomas playing Minecraft with Rick and T.C.

Thomas would be the type to beg for keep inventory on so he can plummet off cliffs or into lava instead of walking back home

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80's Magnum: Pronounces Hawaiian words pretty well, clearly put in effort to make "Hawai'i" come out naturally when he says it without much of an American accent

Reboot Magnum: Remains the family disappointment

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80's Magnum: pairs the men almost only with women around their age, doesn't let them make sexist jokes, shows corruption in the police and military, shows many sides of ptsd and has a main character that resigned from the Navy and frequently confronts high-ranking Navy personell and police and shows respect for people from different cultures and their practices

Me: so where exactly did we go wrong with TV shows in the last 40 years

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he's so graceful

“Uagh” -Thomas Magnum

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He’s chilling