#Implied brocedes
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“So,” drawls Lewis from where he’s still lounging in the P3 chair. Max had forgotten he was even there, “You also made the mistake of going to Greece with your childhood rival?”
CRACKING, FUCKING DYING. JESUS.
I was unable to not-laugh for about fifteen minutes. It almost made forget about a "Sign of the Times" slide-edit with Charlos. I was asked by my brother if I was bipolar or why was I laughing like a seagull after crying like a baby. Thank you, Donatello. And fuck you, btw
there you'll stand (next to me) by minieggs11 on ao3. go read it, it's wonderful, tasty, exquisite lestappen (I do not pay for anyones therapy but mine. best I can do is give you a discount in a few sesions with my best friend/jk)
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“i'll never be what you truly want” with princess cake (can be implied brocedes etc)
i love your writing!!
Oh you really want me to go there....
Get ready 😂
And thank you! I love this prompt 🖤
Just because he and Nico are together, it doesn't mean that he doesn't see it.
He's not a complete idiot.
He's been one of the people who's been first hand viewer of those longing looks for years.
Which longing looks you ask?
Well, the longing looks between Nico and Lewis of course.
Especially those looks Nico sends Lewis' way when he thinks no one's watching.
He tells himself it's okay. It's him who's together with Nico, not Lewis.
But truth be told, sometimes those looks are really hard to deal with.
No one wants their partner to look at someone else. Especially not like that.
The only redeeming thing was that Nico and Lewis had a past together.
But--- that actually really didn't help to calm Jenson's mind.
At all.
It only made him wonder even more of what happened between these two.
It felt like they spent eternity together.
Seriously.... Something must have happened between them at one point, right?
Or maybe it was one of those 'what if' type of thing.....
That was even worse.
Because now they didn't know what it was like and they never would.
Knowing them----it probably was exactly that.
Jenson had stayed silent. Just let Nico watch Lewis with longing in his eyes.
In the end, he was the one who Nico called his partner.
Him. Jenson. Not Lewis.
That's what was important. Or at least that's what he told himself.
But sometimes... Sometimes he couldn't stop himself from being short with Nico.
Nico most of the time didn't even notice. Too wrapped up in his own head. His own bubble.
But this time he noticed Jenson's snappy, snarky remarks and asked him what was wrong.
Normally Jenson would answer with "nothing," or say he didn't sleep well or something like that.
But this time he couldn't do it.
"You were staring at him again."
"Huh? Staring at who?"
Jenson closed his eyes for a second, willing himself to have some strength.
"Oh come on, Nico."
"I literally have no idea who or what you're talking about."
"Lewis!" He snapped and saw Nico recoil from him a little. "I'm talking about Lewis! Don't play dumb with me."
Nico looked away. Jenson knew he got him trapped in a corner now.
How was he gonna talk himself out of this one?
Or was he gonna lie?
"I don't---" lie it was then. "I don't know why I was looking at him." or not. Not a complete lie anyway. He probably really didn't know why he was looking at Lewis.
Or the way how.
"I'll never be what you really want."
It was painful. And even painful was an understatement.
But he's learned to live with that. As ridiculous as it sounds.
"Jense---"
"It's okay ," but the smile he tries to put on his face doesn't reach his eyes at all. "I still have part of you. That's enough."
It's not okay.
But he can pretend that it is.
#princess cake#Implied brocedes#f1 rpf#f1 fanfic#Nico rosberg/Jenson Button#Angst#Don't expect something happy
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live britney react from Abu Dhabi 2021 pre-race interview
#figured this needed to be on my blog#the way he frowns a little and straights up as Jenson turns to him. comical#taking 1000 hits of psychic damage#this was the first time lewis implied he wasn't a good teammate to Nico. the narrative always had been Nico was the sole mind gamer#they were both not good very bad for/to each other!!!#thats brocedes baby#lewis hamilton#brocedes#AD21#my gifs#nico rosberg#jenson button#yes and teammate
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isn't there a mean bone in all our bodies guys this is now part 14/???
#f1 memes#leo leclerc#charles leclerc#max verstappen#daniel ricciardo#maxiel#sorry for implying max does cocaine#again#oscar piastri#sebastian vettel#mark webber#sebmark#martian#nico rosberg#lewis hamilton#brocedes#kimi raikkonen#and his horrible ice car (?)#f1 x internet#f1 textposts#f1
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Goodwood Carpool 2018 x Mark Webber
#yet another instance of 'very good' to describe their relationship..#cc kaelea to add to the martian brocedes inverse dossier#mark webber#sebastian vettel#(implied)#markwebberedit#martian#.m#flashing //#sorry urghgh this was a nightmare to gif
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prompt game “how dare you”
Okay there's a CLEAR choice here. Fucked up brocedes HG au under the cut:
This isn't the worst thing that's been done to Nico. (It's not even close.) He fucking hates it anyway.
"Hot under there?" Lewis says, turning his head to murmur it in Nico's ear.
"Pfft," Nico says, and pushes up his nose.
They've stuffed him into skin-tight briefs and thoroughly coated him in silver glitter and precious stones. Lewis is done in gold to match. Nico's right hand and Lewis's left hand are stuck in a cage-like gauntlet and bound together up to the elbow so that the capitol can gorge itself on a sick caricature of devotion.
Nico's sweaty palm slips against Lewis's and his knuckles bump the inside of the gauntlet. His nose itches because he inhaled a mote of gold leaf sucking Lewis's dick and it lodged itself in his sinuses. "Whatever," he says. "It's not so bad. Remember the shark tank?"
Lewis fucking laughs. He squeezes Nico's hand. "Remember the psychoactive lube?"
Nico shudders, and Lewis squeezes again.
#wow. how dare you did not actually come up. (let's pretend the how dare you is implied and directed at the capitol)#fucked up brocedes hg au
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trying to gather my thoughts and put this as eloquently as possible.
if you haven't caught up, recently jenson button gave an interview in which he gave advice to lewis hamilton about his move to ferrari. unsurprisingly, this spurred some 'discourse' (shudders) about how lewis ex-teammates-turned-pundits (mostly nico and jenson Imao) tend to give weird borderline-psycho analysis about lewis even though it has been quite a significant amount of time since they were teammates and who knows if this analysis is even too applicable to lewis as he has changed A LOT since his tenure with them.
and again, unsurprisingly, this brought out a chunk of the fanbase that can never pass up the opportunity to give a dig at lewis and treat guy's like jenson and nico's words like gospel. one frankly gross post went on and on and on about how unbothered jenson was during his time as lewis's teammate (no he was not) and how much of a paranoid weirdo freak lewis was about being challenged by a teammate (never mind the fact his first teammate was fernando fucking alonso).
and this is a worrying trend i see growing amongst a faction of f1 fans who try and ignore the context of lewis and his place in the sport. lewis is a black man in a predominantly white sport. jenson nor nico, no matter how much people will place them on some babygirl pedestal, will NEVER know what that means or what this is like so whenever i hear them recount their time together as teammates, the context of this is always lost.
in 2011, lewis had split with his dad as his manager and was going through a tumultuous time with his girlfriend, nicole. i don't know about you, but if my personal relationships with the people i cared about were on rocky grounds, that would tend to affect how i interact with people at my workplace. nevermind the fact that it was also magazine gossip fodder. that type of spotlight affects you heavy. especially working in the toxic environment of early 2010s mcclaren.
nowadays, lewis, at best, is professional and cordial with both jenson and nico which is not a problem but for some reason some fans think lewis's attention and time should be spent fawning and talking about these men. they're unable to see him as somebody that is not fanfiction fodder for their white faves and it is generally disturbing the lengths they will go to to justify their lack of empathy, compassion, and consideration of his place as he tries to exist within a space that was resistant to accommodating his identity (2007 barcelona testing anyone?).
and if it wasn't bad enough, these same 'fans' have the cheek to imply that hamilton is psychologically weak for not engaging with these guys beyond a professional level. the same man who was racially abused by grown white adults since the age of 12 is psychologically weak. wow. truly stunning. and these fans always give a half-hearted "yeah of course lewis has gone through some racial trauma but-" but nothing. end of. your what fav and you have no fucking clue as to what racial trauma does to black children and how it seriously impacts them. so don't ever try to erase this impact. you're overstepping: it's not your place.
so if it wasn't clear: lewis hamilton does not owe your white fav anything. if he wants to mind his business while rolling by in his scooter, that's not a problem. you brocedes/slagclaren types that only tolerate him for his proximity to these white men are frankly, racist, and your pathetic attempts to hide behind your racism because lewis isn't as perfect as he tries to be' (yeah no shit) make it such a hostile environment for black fans who can smell your bs from a mile away.
#lewis hamilton#f1#formula one#formula 1#genuinely get tired as a black fan of this sport#oh but what’s new🤡#just somebody tired of it all#try as you might but lewis’ identity can’t be ignored when discussing these things#racism in f1#jenson button#nico rosberg#brocedes#slagclaren
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landoscar fic recommendation
this wld be a full ao3 fic recos :D anw message me if u want your fic to be removed here thnx
that one from work can come over on monday night by higgsbosonblues
tags: Alternate Universe - No Girlfriends/No Wives, Slow Burn, Canon Compliant, Friends to Lovers, Idiots in Love, Miscommunication, Coming Out
mclaren 2023 season canon compliant ; i really really love the getting to know part even though you know each other all through out the years hahaha this fic gives me the "all along there was some invisible string tying you to me?" :DD this was such a fan read to me as a new landoscar shipper that time <33
purring in my lap ('cause he loves me) by nyoomfruits
tags: cat!oscar, as in he shapeshifts into a cat lmao, Crack Treated Seriously, Mutual Pining, Idiots in Love, Miscommunication
oscat !! OSCAT !! OSCAT !! lando's "Over me? When the fuck were you even under me?" he's so so so funny and oblivious lmao and them being each other's comfort after a bad race :(( this was so adorable
#814 | Communication? The Kardigans | Long Gone | 4:18 by Anonymous
tags: Social Media, Implied/Referenced Sex, Lando I Don't Drink Norris Can't Hold His Alcohol Smh, Layout Is Entirely Social Media, Getting Together
i love LOVE social media format aus!!! so soo refreshing and creative the use of spotify playlist was GOLD and idk if it's a reference of gen z's and their spotify playlist for every situation but but!!!! i get it!! the name changes in every convo hahahaha they r so chaotic but at the same time so landoscar
from the start by tiredwishes
tags: modern setting, fluff, love confessions, getting together
this had me hooked so easily??? like i was just scrolling through the landoscar tag then i refreshed the page boom there's a new fic posted :DD the awkwardness, the ODDS!!!!!! i love how it has the dynamics of canon!landoscar :>> of them having the same people around them then boom they collided and the ending was perfect aaaaaa <33
for keeps by ipleadbritney
tags: spy au, fluff, light...angst? happy ending
read this after death and other lies bcos i can't move on LMAO took me a while to digest and it was honestly so good!! the humor was fantastic I DID NOT EXPECT EVERYTHING ABT LANDO landoscar
no proof, not much (but you saw enough) by ipleadbritney
tags: magical realism, pre-relationship, qatar GP '23
LOL THIS WAS SO FUN TO READ ??? lando's dramatic ass and him comparing themselves to BROCEDES ++ i like that it's magical realism but at the same time canon hehe :DD "He spent the majority of his junior years chasing after Lando Norris, a dream blisteringly quick and blinding in its brilliance." this line reminds me of, "Loving you is synonymous to breathing" :)
Death and Other Lies by finifugue
tags: spies & secret agents, mature, angst, hurt, comfort, happy ending
i love LOVE the world-building & everything!! prolly in my top 3 landoscar fics <33 the lando-charles siblings relationship had me SOBBING ;-;; “The things that we have lost were wonderful when we had them, do you not think? And that means they are not properly gone. And even if they are gone forever, that means that I can spend more time being sad in here, with you. And that is nice in its own way. We have not had a reason to go here for a long time, and it is more cramped than it was, but it is still good.” :) the twists, the turns, everything !!!!!! my friends were probably annoyed at me because i talked abt this fic ALOT lol i usually don't like spy aus bcos i don't like actions that much lmao but this??? THIS IS A MASTERPIECE sorry i cannot put how much i love this fic into words hashjdhasdjhsa BUT YOU GUYS SHLD READ THIS!!!!
scenes from a social media admin by ipleadbritney tags: social media admin!lando, driver!oscar, social media au, getting together
ipleadbritney your existence in this fandom is EVERYTHING !!!! lando's list of things.... lando's list of things he finds hot :>> this fic made me smile the whole day, hehehe :))
sink your teeth into me by nyoomfruits tags: vampire!oscar, werewolf!lando, soulmates, racing drivers
LANDO was so fcking oblivious *face palms* the travel coffin was my fave part hehe ok oscar is so vampire coded dhsjadhajshdas “Lando’s own driver’s room is right across the hall, stocked with his own hoodies and sweatpants, but those don’t smell like lemon and home, so he wisely keeps quiet and accepts the ones Oscar gives him.” :)) :)) I LOVE THEM maxiel tolerating lando's dumb ass HWJHAJS SO ENTERTAINING
note: will be updated !!!!!
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For me Chewis is more real than Chestappen. Chestappen only exists because they are teammates, but with Lewis although they did not share a team, they sought to spend time together
Chewis has history, yes, and poor Checo was in the middle of Brocedes divorce, sharing podiums with those two... but not sure if one is more real than the other (considering that we are talking about real people and that's our take in their relationship). Chestappen didn't started with RBR exactly, Checo and Max had their moments since he joined the grid in 2015, but yeah, they got closer when they became teammates.
I like both ships, but Chewis was first, so it has a special place in my heart, but I read your tone in a way that you imply Max doesn't care about Checo, and Lewis does (maybe I'm wrong, sorry if that's the case), but I do believe Max is fond of Checo, even when others say that Max smiles at everything and is nice to everyone.
Anyway, I hope they get over this marriage crisis because I can't take more disappointment this season.
Look at those smiles! But also:
These looks... they are both so great.
Can't leave Hulkenrez out because I wouldn't be at peace:
Past: Hulkenrez, Present: Chewis/Chestappen.... future?
(Plot twist - Future: Charles Leclerc).
#anon questions#lewis hamilton#max verstappen#nico hulkenberg#chewis#chestappen#hulkenrez#sergio perez#checo perez
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Brocedes: What is it? Part 4
{Just a note that this is a multi-part series 💛}
Read Part 1 here, read Part 2 here & Part 3 here
Picking back up in 2014
Hungarian GP, Lewis has an engine failure in qualifying, so he will be starting from the pit lane for the race, during the race Lewis does well to make up positions that he lost, then a safety car comes around which puts Lewis in front of Nico but on a different strategy than what Mercedes intended.
Nico asks his race engineer to get Lewis to give him the position back because he needs to pit again before the race end, which will eventually give Nico back P1, Lewis says no, because he started from last and Nico started on pole, basically saying why should I slow down for the guy who is going to be world champion, because I want to be world champion.
Mercedes heavily implied at the time that Lewis' blocking majorly messed up Nico's whole race, but Niki Lauda comes to Lewis' defense, so Mercedes doesn't "punish" Lewis (even though Lewis explicitly denied team orders/refused to be a team player)
It is speculated that after this race, since it was the last race before the summer break, Nico was seething for the next four weeks, but we don't know if that is actually what happened. Just speculation.
Belgian GP, the messiest thing Nico had ever done to Lewis to date. On the second lap of the race, Nico attempts a risky & clumsy move, which results in him making contact with Lewis, giving Lewis' car a puncture wound & knocking him out of the race.
Looking past the controversy that clouds this situation, the facts are that, Nico crashed into Lewis intentionally & didn't back out of the corner to "prove a point". Nico finished P2, but was punished by Mercedes, forced to apologize & he was even booed off the podium.
2014 Abu Dhabi, Lewis wins & becomes world champion, Nico finishes P14, Nico congratulates Lewis, that's the end of 2014 for the two now rivals.
2015
Chinese GP, it's a Mercedes one-two, Lewis is one, Nico is two, but Nico is claiming that Lewis kept backing him up into Sebastian, Nico even going as far as to say that Lewis was trying to compromise his race.
Lewis on the other hand says this:
"It is not my job to look after Nico's race, it's my job to manage the car and bring the car home as healthy and as fast as possible. That's what I did."
U.S. GP, Lewis is trying to take the championship early, so he makes a move that aggressively forces Nico wide at turn 1, which lets Lewis take the lead, where he then is fighting off Redbull & Nico, with Nico eventually leading near the closing laps, but he makes a mistake & turns wide, leaving enough room for Lewis to pass him & claim P1.
Nico finishes P2, not only knocking him out of winning the race, but also knocking him out of the championship. Nico's fuming and calls the move Lewis made in the beginning
"one step too far"
We have now reached the infamous hat throw, where Lewis throws Nico his P2 hat & Nico chucks it back at Lewis.
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THEY STILL END UP TOGETHER?? (talkin bout mdfae) I mean closure I needed but you beautifully wrote so much about how she was deeply effected by their quarrel, I was just nervously expecting it to end with them never reconciling, but the ice cream tradition coming back felt just a good, better even. Love ur work keep it up !!
I KNOW (and I was tempted) but honestly I’m a sucker for happy endings, even if it’s just the possibility. But yes, they do end up together… I guess just couldn’t give them a real brocedes ending (💔)
I tried implying that they will take a while to overcome all those years of fighting, but I just thought they should have at least the chance to try. (They did love each other all throughout the rivalry)
It took me a while to decide the ending, but in the end I went for the ice cream tradition on the porch because it just means something deeper for them. Like recovering that younger version of themselves and allowing the feelings to come back.
P.S.: anyone want those headcanons about Fernando throughout the years of rivalry? Let me know 🤪
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what do you think is the most defining reason brocedes fell apart? i've always been of the opinion that they could've come back from the mind games and all the hurtful shit they said to and about each other in the press (with time) but they couldn't come back from the fact that lewis hated losing/being second to nico. also i've seen some people say that, they wouldn't of fell apart as badly if they were on different teams but i disagree. i think they would've ripped each other apart no matter if they were on the same team or not. it's just the nature of brocedes y'know, to rip apart the thing you love. (god fuck now i;m thinking of that one poem that's like "have you ever killed something good for you just to be certain that you're the reason you can no longer have it?" auuugh head in hands head in hands)
hm I disagree very heavily. brocedes fell apart because they were in the same team competing for the championship. they've been in the same team before! they literally karted for 2 years together in the same team and they were best friends. even in 2013 when the merc wasn't good enough for the championship, they were buddy buddy as teammates trading a handful of wins. in 2008 when they were on different teams they did interviews about their friendship, lewis spun nico around for his and their first podium together.
if they were competing from different teams for the championship in 2016, I can see brocedes turning out more like sewis where they'd be rivals on track but cordial and even friends off it.
they're not ontologically coded to rip each other apart. the problem was mercedes, that both drivers felt the other was being more favoured while merc officially maintained there's no first driver. it's also the very unique circumstances that the hybrid era merc dominance meant they were each other's only rivals for most of the time. there was no fighting against the rest of the grid which forces you to work together, your biggest rival is your teammate, and that made things toxic. every weekend was swapping 1-2s but even the engineers and driver teams started viewing the other side of the garage as their competitors. it's also the fact that nico put up a hell of a fight, if there had been a clear gap like lewis and valtteri (even without team orders) then nico could've been forced to swallow the second driver role like mark webber.
ultimately it's a very simple story of there can only be 1 winner, and they both wanted to win.
#brocedes#blorbocedes ask#as a social scientist I have to principally reject any theory that implies ppl r fundamentally coded to act in any way 😅
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don't ask me why it's christmas themed at the end I do not know but! this is part 8/???
#f1 memes#sebastian vettel#lewis hamilton#sewis#seb could destroy a band with the power of his pussy#jenson button#nico rosberg#brocedes#michael schumacher#the cuntiest of cunts sighs#carlos sainz sr#lando norris#carlando#at least its implied#esteban ocon#max verstappen#the iconic physical altercation#daniel ricciardo#maxiel#f1#f1 x internet
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yall we all have different perspectives on brocedes and that's entirely okay but please stop talking about it in a way that implies nico was the only one making life hell for the other because that's just factually incorrect
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"you never had to"
took longer than i wanted it to and i have no idea if the dialogue even works but!!! im done!!!
inspired by @sionisjaune 's recent post
#in love w this au#i love when people are toxic <3#cw implied drug use#<- ?? i feel like it needs a cw but idk which one#nico kind looks dead but he not so#f1 fanart#formula 1#brocedes#lewis hamilton#nico rosberg#my art
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Fics Masterlist
Multi Ship
Daniel’s Day at a Kissing Booth (College AU: Maxiel, Dewis, Jenson/Daniel)
The Viscountess Wolff (Regency AU: Lewis/Toto & Elkilton)
ASOIAF AU (Sebastidan, implied Sebastian/Max)
We've Never Hooked Up Part 2 (Elkilton, Lewis/Toto, Implied George/Toto)
Daniel and His Harem of Boyfriends
Ch. 1 ● Ch. 2 ● Ch. 3 ● Ch. 4 ●
Blurbs
Max ● Dosh First Meeting ● Dewis ● Josh Persona Non-Grata ● Chaniel Vegas ● Dosh Playoffs Loss Comfort ● Dosh RB Car Launch ● Boyfriends Against Will Buxton ● Grill the Grid ● Boyfriends Against RB Sponsor
Maxiel
Max Universe Switcharoo
Max False Pregnancy
Zandvoort 2023 - “Are You Hurt?”
Movie Star Daniel/Bodyguard Max
Tattoo Me
"Do You Want Me To Stay?"
Batman AU ● Batman’s Lip Freckle
WAG Max
Renaissance AU Part 1 (Daniel)
Game of Thrones AU
Gravitating Closer
Reincarnation
The Beauty of Their Dreams (Political AU)
Ch. 1 ● Ch. 2 ● Ch. 3 ● Ch. 4 ●
Blurbs
First Meeting ● Iowa Campaign Trail ● Why Daniel Married Max ● Daniel Choosing a College ●
Elkilton (LHxJE)
Lewis Signs With Ferrari
Valentine's Day
Domestic Snippet
John Courting Lewis
Saudi Arabian GP 2024
Accidental Marriage
HOTD AU
Take A Risk
Ch. 1 ● Ch. 2 ● Ch. 3
Scaniel
Scotty's Wedding
Scanielax Historical AU P2
Sewis
Lewis to Ferrari
Detective/Art Thief (past brocedes)
Dewis
Painting with Pups
Fake Dating
College AU
Angel/Demon AU
WAG Lewis
Helmet Designer Daniel
Royalty AU
Part 1 (Lewis) ● Part 2 (Daniel)
Brocedes
Undercover Agents
Elevators
Sebcedes
Omegaverse Unplanned Pregnancy
Dosh
LA to Buffalo: Or What Daniel Does During the Vegas GP
Post-Game Rituals
Daniel/Jenson
Professor/Student AU ● Part 2
Stuck on a Deserted Island
Tudor AU
Other
Comfort (Daniel/Blake)
Omega Lewis (Lewis/Charles)
Single Parent AU (Dando)
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