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#angelsdigitaldiary#just found out that ngnl and coffin are both banned in Australia#rip to Australians out thwre#im american#idk i just made these cause i think ots funny#uh#proship#ig?#comship#too#hmmm#yeah !#should i tag the media?#uhh#tcoaal#ngnl#i am a very non nonchalant person#i am chalant#coffincest#kuuhaku#gravecest
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pray for me guys i just had to ask myself how many inches were in a foot
#im american#chemistry#school#college#university#student#funny#lol#humor#comedy#memes#jokes#me irl#relatable#random#adulthood
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*Points at poet*
American
*He turns into an american for 5 asks because why not*
(...)
(...whatever that means.)
#chat#IM american#ik sad#0/5#ask the poet#ask the little poet#cotl ask blog#ask blog#cult of the lamb au#cult of the lamb
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Trump is pulling an Emperor Palpatine with the American government right now.
#emperor palpatine#donald trump#America is going to order 66 it's self to death#im american#i dont know#how things got so bad#but America is looking more like#star wars#and not in a good way#so this got political#i was watching#john oliver
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it = a.a. ate = Burgers
GIRL I NEED ABIG FAT BURGER NOWWWW
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If this goes red, I'm getting a gun :)
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“Why do you speak with an English accent so often recently?”
Oh no reason I’m just like that anyway HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE MAGNUS FUCKING ARCHIVES no it’s not the reason I’m basically British now it’s unrelated
#Tma#genuinely though#was sending my friend a voice message#telling them about tma bc…and I was getting worked up about tma#AND I WAS BRITISH???#IM AMERICAN#I HAVE AMERICAN ACCENT#BUT IVE BEEN LISTENING TO SO MUCH OF THIS DAMN PODCAST#THAT NOW I GO BRITISH
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Did UK English doesn't have a word for the day after tomorrow but it has a word for throwing someone out a window. It's called defenestration
overmorrow, defenestration
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its a thing to eat crackers with pasta?????
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I hate this country!!!!
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Warte mal .....you are German ?
nein, I just know a few words. Enough to recognize it as the language of your post and say thank youm I just felt like responding in it lol. I do have German ancestry though. My Grandma is Welsh and German but I've never been. It would be amazing to go though.
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Ew lettuce and tomato I'll come back when you remove these from my burger. I don't like lettuce and tomato on by burger.
but some shredded onion would be acceptable
im hunting americans
#im american#and this is the most bullshit looking burger ive ever seen#come back when you have a real burger
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new reason to stay alive: outlive the trump presidency. In fact, outlive Trump. He isn’t immortal. We can live to see the day he's guaranteed to never be in office ever again and we can make sure he knows that he'll never have enough power to kill you
stay strong, friends, this isn't your fault
#us politics#us election#evil hasnt won until every last one of us is dead buried and forgotten.#also im clearly not american… for all the ... curious commenters..?
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well 🧍♀️ as a reminder this blog is NOT a safe space for trump supporters but it IS a safe place for women, queers, trans ppl, people of color, undocumented people, and any marginalized group.
#if youre feeling upset or disillusioned i am right there with you#but now more than ever#i want to remind you of the importance of community#check in on your friends#advocate for your friends#protect your friends#protect your community and who you love and care about#and we will get through this#my dms and inbox are always open#even if you just want to vent#im also so sad right now but we have to be strong and stick together right now#(also if youre not american pls understand this affects us all and to not invalidate the feelings of americans)
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As a true American, I’m watching the macys thanksgiving day parade and making home made ravioli
as a true american (totally not european) i am doing all those aswell and i totally understand all you said, 100%
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