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New Headcanon: Mira is engaged. It’s not to who you think, though

In my heart, I think it would be so damn funny if one of the final straws fer Mira in regards to her parents was them tryna set her up with the son of an ultra successful chaebol family and the pair were arranged to be married a la conservative arranged marriage bullshit. And then upon joining Huntrix Mira eventually just. Completely forgot she was engaged LMAOOOOO

Now obviously Mira absolutely NOPED outta that shit as soon as possible because ain’t no way she living the rest of her life controlled by other people trying to “settle” her down, but . But like. Technically she and the heir she was engaged to never officially broke their engagement because:

1. Mira’s parents are trying to save face and to back down and break the courtship they worked so hard to secure from the other family- who took a LOT of bride money to convince to give up their son to marry such a terrible mess of a girl, a self-made one who likely can’t even produce heirs at that! the horrors!- would bring so much shame upon them, especially after their daughter’s most scandalous running away to become one of the most famous people in all of Korea

2. Now that she’s an ultra popular global star, the son’s family REFUSES to back down and undo the arrangement and instead falsely brag that their son is engaged to kpop sensation Mira Huntrix with a marriage on the way once she retires from being an idol

With this in mind, imagine all the comedy gold potential from Mira being technically engaged but never explicitly mentioning because she just straight up forgot.

Incredibly funny premise to me if Mira were to do a random lore drop like, “The Chois? As in the diamond mine owning Chois? They’re going to attend our charity event?”

And Zoerumi are a little confused about their dancer’s sudden hostility and Rumi, the ever goodnatured leader, is like, “Yeah, what about them? Something the matter?”

To which Mira would reply with such a long suffering sigh, “Ugh, that means my ‘fiancé’ will probably be there-“

“YOUR W H A T???” shouts Rumi the same time Zoey practically explodes with, “YOU HAVE A FIANCÉ??? SINCE WHEN??”

And just imagine how fucken funny it would be if Mira would level them with an honestly confused look and just, “Oh, you guys didn’t… know?”

Once again, Zoerumi speak in sync as Zoey exclaims, “UH, NO???” the same exact time Rumi, desperately trying go make sense of the whole situation, asks, “Mira, Mira you’re engaged?”

And brrooo, Zoey’s got the biggest wettest puppydog eyes as she loudly laments while twisting the promise ring on her finger, “To a man?? To someone who isn’t us???? Betrayal?? You hate us??”

And Mira has to Lore Dump™️ that she and this dude are only TECHNICALLY engaged since her parents and his never dropped the courtship they arranged between ‘em but Mira couldn’t care less. She doesn’t remotely consider him an actual partner to her in any way but yes, technically speaking, they are still engaged together in the eyes of VERY musty, stupid, conservative capitalists. She only refers to him as her ‘fiancé’ with big ass air quotes because to her it’s just one big stupid joke girly truly could not less of a fuck about.

Like c'mon give me Mira genuinely forgetting to tell Zoerumi about her ‘engagement’ because it’s just another thing from her past she lumped together into the corner of her mind where she dumps all the memories of what kinda bullshit her parents put her through growing up. Give me Mira having to scramble to explain the situation to a deeply confused and lowkey distressed Zoerumi. The comedy gold, your honor!

Also, give me the Choi family trying to brag about their son being engaged to THE Mira Huntrix and publicly dragging her with some, "I hope this marriage finally tames her into a proper woman" utter bullshit and end up getting into mad beef with the Huntrix stans. One particularly passionate Mira bias goes on a war path doxxing the husband's affair with his secretary while simultaneously hacking into the company's database to expose insane tax fraud that's been going on. Huntrix's PR team releases a statement saying they do not condone this behavior some of the fanbase has been doing but you can easily tell it’s very much just a mandatory announcement made to keep Mira in the clear from any lawsuits tied to the database hacking and shit made in her honor. While she can't openly condone her fans' behavior, Mira is absolutely, positively delighted by her fans going buck-fucking-wild and tearing apart the Choi family. She doesn't say she approves, but she very much doesn't tell em to stop either. Zoerumi are also very gleefully enjoying this humbling of the Chois, hell, Zoey probably has several spam accounts dedicated to adding fuel to the fires of slandering them.

Speaking of Zoerumi, imagine them having to be held back during the charity event from confronting the Chois straight up. Rumi is talking about kicking them out, Zoey is proposing more... tactile means of dealing with them, and tonight it's Mira's turn to be the one to carry the trio's singular braincell dedicated to being the voice of reason. She has to pull out the leaning down and softly whispering into Zoerumi's ears, "I don't want you guys to leave my side… please?" move because as much as she wants her gfs to tear into the Chois right now (and god. GOD. She really does. It would be so, so hot) she also wants to prioritize the charity event's success, and that can't really happen if Zoerumi are verbally harassing and/or stabbing some of the potential patrons.

Mira doesn't often pull out her more vulnerable, lowkey begging side like that in public (even if it was very discreetly whispered into just her gfs' ears), but you besttttt believe it was more than enough to keep Zoerumi GLUED to her the entire night. And hey, you know what? It absolutely works for her because now Mira's got her arms wrapped around the shoulders/waists of two of the hottest people in the room in a verryyy intimate way. What better way to humble her shithead fiance than to look like an exceptionally pleased queen flanked by her two incredibly loyal, incredibly protective, incredibly good looking guard dogs?

I love when Huntrix act as each other’s guard dogs and having Zoerumi be so very very verryy clingy to Mira and riding the very thin line between “just supoortive girly gal pals ahaha” and “oh they FUCKING fucking” with the way they hang off/press in/are always so attentive and touching her in some way/just the way they look and smile at her??? It’s got the Chois maddd uncomfortable, especially when they try to convince their son to go talk to his fiancé and bro’s like, “It would be three against one! If she was alone, maybe, but there’s no way I can approach her like this!” Like yesss Polytrix are radiating so much powerful sapphic aura it creates an invisible barrier between Mira and her ‘fiancé’. Just! The imagery of Mira smiling so confidently like the pleased queen, nah, empress she is with her guard dogs Zoerumi flanking her as the three move around the venue they had rented out and strike up polite conversation with potential donors as one unbreakable unit? All while her ‘fiance’ and his family are fuming in the background but overall way too cowardly to approach the trio? Delectable, utterly addictive really, give me ten more shots of this.

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MARKIPLIER APOLOGIZED FOR USING AI AND STOPPED INSTEAD OF DEFENDING IT

I KNOW THIS IS THE BARE MINIMUM BUT IM SO GLAD I DIDN'T HAVE TO CHECK ANOTHER YOUTUBER OFF OF MY FAVOURITES LIST✌️💔

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KPOP Demon Hunter Spoilers!!

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MAY YOUR DAY BE YAOIFUL ON THIS YAOI DAY EVERYONE 🥳🎉👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨💞

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well this fucking sucks

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Great-Eared Nightjar aka the ‘baby Dragon’ bird Appreciation Post 🐉 🐥

📷 credit: Live Science

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I see your blorbo

You see my blorbo

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Our blorbos are on a playdate while we sip wine in the sitting room

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MLP memes (Sunset and Timber)

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Hey horny writer lil heads up for you guys, the “ai” google is forcing into docs to “scan for grammar errors” has been proved to also be scanning for spicy content and multiple ppl have already got notifs saying like “we’re sorry, there was a system error and some of your work was lost” and it was only the horny stuff so uh

Pleeeeease back up your files !!!! Don’t lose your horny to a robot, that’s Doc’s job, not Docs’…

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Chaggie sketches!!!

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Ok but like- how fucking funny would it be if Rayllum had a daughter then casually named her Leola after the constellation 😂 like they just came to the conclusion of that name on their own bc it’s pretty & they like stargazing together.

like I just imagine Aaravos coming back to be evil or whatever then seeing them being all nuclear family or whatever and he’s like “wait a damn minute there’s a new one”

So they’re like “oh yeah this is Leola we named her after the star”

“You WHAT.”

Like pls tell me someone else finds this as messed up & hilarious as me 😂

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Dear Murder Drones fandom, are you guys still alive??

Reblog if yes