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[thevaelguard]

Can You Make Sebastian Vael in BALDUR'S GATE 3?

no.

[askthe-littlepoet]

*Points at poet*

American

*He turns into an american for 5 asks because why not*

(...)

(...whatever that means.)

[prophets-of-the-barrens]

M!A gives you beautiful hair

[Fine. I will just grab this hair someone found in the Glen...]

[Someone must have cut it for a challenge.]

[This should fit, I think.]

[heroicleader2763]

Pin is... acoustic, you say?

M!A: Pin is an acoustic guitar for five asks.

Oh. this Sucks, Actually. I Wish i Was a Electric One instead.

Hey, At least I Can Play With Myself!

[nyat-a-cat]

M!A You are now doggo for 5 asks

Hmm, well then this is interesting :3

[splatfestchamp]

[turns Wren into a human for 5 asks]

.

AAAAAAAAAAAAA-

WHAT ARE THESE THIN NOODLES ON MY HEAD!? I WANT MY TENTACLES BACK ALREADYYYY

[spellcaster-dude]

Get bricked idiot

*Mod's device is now unusable for 5 asks/j*

*And spellcaster is concussed(I'll say disadvantage checks on intelligence and wisdom) for 5 asks/srs*

(A clone whacks flashbang guy with a frying pan while spellcaster goes to sit down.)

[disciplesofthelamb]

*Poof Because Silas is distracted M!A Silas into a bunny suit for 5 asks*

"Dear god!!! My eyes!!!!"

"..."

"This does not fit me."

"Do you people take me for some sort of... puppet that you can dress up in extremely distasteful outfits?!"

"Am I a clown? A toy for your amusement?"

"Eugh... I think I'm gonna throw up."

"Oh, shut it."

[perilegs]

ok i love checking out objectively bad and outdated games and i like being made uncomfortable by a piece of media but man. i was like ''ok even if this game sucks ass more than i thought it would i'll still finish at least one route so i can talk shit about via visual arts analysis'' but i don't think i can play any more. the mc looks way too young and there was a gun to his head to make him piss within the first hour. also it's just bad. the translation has no redeeming qualities. the perspective is wonky at best. everyones clothes have far too much wrinkling. the anatomy is beyond bad. unfortunately my version is uncencored so i can see they forgot to give people balls several times. just cock. no balls. i hate it here.

[diginiko-asks]

M!A *like what I did to nyat niko, Niko is now a kerfuś until 5 asks have passed (not counting this ask)*

What the-

Dang magic anons...

[anonvoid-confessions]

You're now 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 for five confessions not asks but confessions

-The 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 wizard

𝓝𝓞𝓞𝓞𝓞, 𝓘 𝓓𝓞𝓝'𝓣 𝓦𝓐𝓝𝓣 𝓣𝓞 𝓑𝓔 𝓕𝓡𝓔𝓐𝓚𝓨!!!

[mudsnapperqna]

one crisis, two crisises! crisisies? how do you spell that? anyway, muriel, don't you wanna know what it's like to be a Suit?

well, now's your chance.

M!A: Muriel is now a Cog for 5 asks.

I do wonder what it's like-

Wait, why are you saying it like th--

AAAAAAAUGH--!!!

... .. . ...Oh, please don't let Melvin see me like this.

[askthe-littlepoet]

yk what

silas deserves one of you

*for 5 asks, poet is in booty shorts, a crop top, and platform heels*

Poof!

And just like that, Poet's in the aforementioned outfit.

No. I won't draw this. I'm busy.

[blueflare7pkmn]

Whelp I'm bored

And why should Sidon get all the fun

Soooo

You're a mermaid for lets see... let's do 5 asks

Wait wha-

[Its a recording of what sounds to be someone falling over as well a started yelp from Flare.]

[heroicleader2763]

you havent had one in a while...

magic anon! you now don't have any arms for 5 asks

NONONO HOLD O-

*poof!*

[jesusofortenau]

Rating: 0/5

This is the worst one I've seen, yet.* It was carved out of this rock and is credited to a sculptor named Edoardo Caravati (1869 - 1930). He does not have a Wikipedia page.

(* But I HAVE seen him!)