#Illuminati Confirmed
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youngexwivesclub · 10 months ago
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harleysama · 5 months ago
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Bill making a deal with bill
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salma062022 · 4 months ago
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tiktok is becoming Facebook like what do you mean Beyonce is beahide everything bad in hollywood 😭
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quasonn · 9 months ago
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The year is 2026, Drake and Kendrick Lamar are sitting on a park bench in the early hours of morning. The unlikely pair sat without saying a word before Drake broke the silence. Drake: When did you know? Kendrick: I have always known. Drake: All this time, you never said a word, Why? Kendrick: I remember you telling me you were conflicted, and when you started misusing your influence, I knew something was wrong. Drake: that still makes no sense, it wasn't like I was the only artist to act out. Kendrick: You are Canadian Drake, of course, I knew. Drake finds his hands shaking and his voice quivering Drake: I thought I was done for, that the only way out was death. I was so afraid. Nobody understood me but then I heard the jeers and the laughter and in all of it was your voice that pulled me out. Adonis my son, I thought I would never see him anymore and Crodie...oh god Crodie!! Kendrick: Crodie's safe with me in Compton, No one can touch him there, so is Adonis and your daughter, but you will have to fight your place back in their lives. Drake: A daughter? so what you said, those were real? Kendrick: Yeah she was born after you went to sleep. Kendrick: The diss tracks were the only way to wake you up, I had to destroy you to save you. Drake looks at Kendrick he doesn't say a word for a minute. Drake: After I lost my reputation, I felt the grip they held around me loosen, and that's when I heard it, your voice, echoing, it took me a while to completely gain control of my body but it was your voice that led me. Kendrick: I am glad you are okay. *gets up to leave* Drake: Will I see you again? Kendrick: Go see your children Drake, make sure to give them the love they deserve. Drake: What will you do? Kendrick smiles and walks away as he mumbles his lines from King Kunta, " I got a bone to pick, I got a few to break, I got a whole city to wake" He pulls his hood up, wears his shades, and walks off mixed into the crowd of people as the morning sun ascends further into the sky. . . . A man in a dark robe looks at Drake via a screen, he opens his drawer and pulls out an oddly shaped triangular box with red buttons, he presses the buttons and whispers in a deep and raspy broken voice, "We have lost another one...........It was Kungfu Kenny" --CUTS TO BLACK--
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doodles4dee · 9 months ago
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A crappy lil sketch cause I just started season 3 (never read it lol) and am feeling SO beyond betrayed!!!
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angelaherexd · 3 months ago
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Illuminati invitation:
Based the membership criterion of the Illuminati, we find you are of great interest in possession of a good mastery of manual dexterity and academic proficiency. With this, we look at you as the class that will be the platform for which you stand to meet the wealthy people who can raise you to wealth, power, fame and glory. I strongly recommend that you join us in the Illuminati. Joining us you become wealthy and live the life you desire. Do you accept the offer?
Wtf is this about ya'll....
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moonlight-1108 · 3 months ago
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Lol,este frame siempre me ha hecho reír xdd
this frame has always made me laugh xdd
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ellajohnson · 4 months ago
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stardust1zy · 5 months ago
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illuminati dog
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bellasbeenstolen · 10 months ago
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it is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
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labbaik-ya-hussain-as · 8 months ago
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teatimepunkmagic · 5 days ago
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Imagine if b̵̧̮̺̮̑̃̍̈̈́̈͑͑͒̈́͑̈̊į̴̡̤̫̬̜̹̖̮̪̜̩̏͋͜l̵̢̖̮̗͙̻̬̺̑ḽ̶͉͛̎́̾̏̃͘̚͜͝ͅ ̸̧̧̝̺͍̫͍͓͉̤̭͓̅́͛͛͐̾͆̽ͅͅ��n̵̡̛̦̝̖̣̍̅̅̄̉͆̅̀͛́͌ͅ��̨͈̹̟͉̖ͅy̸̰̯̱̬͙͗̄̂́̇́̔̈̐͆͑͛̊̐͝é̷̹̳̟̣͎̝̝̺̺͇͈͙̂͗̀͌͗?
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delusionshearts · 10 days ago
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my first time posting on tumblr… please don’t bully me (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞
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dynastylobster · 15 days ago
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hey, from this point on: when you see a hexagon overlay estrogen on it, and say "Illuminati confemmed".
we bringin it back
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mystycalypso · 9 months ago
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[A child appears before you. He's facing away, and slowly begins to survey his surroundings. He flexes his hands experimentally, and seems to silently chuckle to himself.]
???: Finally.
???: I was so tired of being in the basement.
[He turns and faces you]
???: Hello!
???: Nicky, are you there?
???: It's me, your best friend.
[In a flash, the child is gone, replaced with a man surrounded by shadow.]
???:
AARON PETERSON
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