#Ikevamp William

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08/03 T_T I LOVE THEM SO MUCH ISTG

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Theo has ALL the tea

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So I’ve seen a lot of headcanons and fics floating around the Cybird/Ikemen fandom spaces about pregnancy or having children, but I have yet to see any childfree content at all, as @sevenai pointed out in a post they made about ikevamp. As such, I’ve put together a list of childfree headcanons for all the ikevamp men for those of us who want such things.

Napoleon — After the tragedy of his only legitimate son’s premature death during his life, I think it’s perfectly plausible that he would not want to try to produce another child of his own. Besides, the children he teaches with Isaac do more than enough to fill the void and warm his heart. I imagine that, at some point, the topic of children would come up and, when his partner would nervously disclose that she doesn’t actually want to have any of their own, he would feel relief.

Leo — Being in a relationship with anyone at all (especially a human) is already more than enough heartbreak, I don’t think he could handle producing a child of his own that he would then have to watch die someday even though no parent should ever outlive their child.

Mozart — This man is obsessive about cleanliness and absolutely cannot tolerate noise. There’s no way in hell he’s ever having a kid.

Arthur — He had five children in his life and so I feel like, for him, he’s already done that and sufficiently fulfilled that desire, so now he doesn’t feel the need to do it over again in this second life. I think he’d be willing to give it a go if that’s what his partner wanted, but I also think he’d be just as content not to.

Vincent — I get that in ikevamp he’s a sweet boy, but he has a past full of tremendous mental health struggles, and I think he’d be afraid of passing that to any potential children. I also think he would be worried about his ability to care for a child.

Isaac — Dude’s already worried he’s going to snack on Comte’s ferret or something, like being in a relationship with a human is PLENTY for him to worry about. Also, he’s a good person who views himself as a dangerous monster, which means he definitely won’t be having kids any time soon. Plus, like Napoleon, he has their little gaggle that they teach and that is genuinely plenty for him. Yeah, I think he’d be perfectly happy to have his partner tell him that there is no desire for children on their part.

Theo — I think he’d be more apathetic about children, where he doesn’t really have a desire for them but he would be willing to have kids if that’s what his partner wanted. He already has his partner, his bother, and his career, and that is more than enough for him to be happy.

Jean — First off, Jean is 19. Secondly, he hates himself and what he is, like Carlisle from Twilight. Maybe he would’ve wanted kids in life, but there is no way in hell he’d want to create half vampire spawn.

Will — Given that he was always running away from his wife and kids in his life, I think it’s safe to assume he never wanted them, even before he died. I think, given the context of his real marriage with Anne, he would be grateful to discover that his partner doesn’t want to have kids with him and it would be another indicator to him that this relationship is actually a good match.

Comte — I think he has no desire of his own for children and I also think he is hella devoted to whoever he chooses to be in a relationship with and will do anything to make them happy, so even if he did want kids he still would 100% fold to a childfree partner. There’s also that element of tragedy like with Leonardo that we’ll also see with Vlad.

Dazai — He’s either actively suicidal or very recently got better and definitely does not feel like he has the capacity to care for a child. Also, someone who hates themselves so much they’d choose to become a vampire solely so they could live long enough to kill their infant self is definitely not going to want to reproduce. Like Isaac, he sees himself as dangerous and I don’t think he would trust himself with something like having kids and I think that being in a relationship is already massively stressful for him.

Sebastian — He has a terminal illness, so there could be concern about passing whatever it is to any future children. He also probably would just not want to have to subject children to dealing with his inevitable, premature death. Even without all that, like if he can get magically cured by Faust or something, I don’t really see him actively wanting to have children, like I think he’d be more of a “travel the world with your partner in a delightfully comfortable DINK arrangement” kind of guy.

Vlad  — Yeah I think he’d 100% just be a “whatever you want” guy who values his partner above all else, including potential people who don’t exist yet.

Faust  — He’s kinda weird with kids tbh in a way that reminds me of myself — uncomfortable but kind of nice and gives in easily to whatever they want — which makes me think he doesn’t really like them and doesn’t really want them. I could see him kind of wanting to reproduce with a human as an experiment, but I really don’t see him genuinely desiring to have children.

Charles  — I get the vibe that he’ll be a very possessive yandere once he’s in a relationship and won’t want to share his partner with anyone at all, including potential children of their own. He actually gives me the impression that even if his partner came to him and shared that they genuinely wanted to have children with him, he might insist they not because of this trait of his.

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It is back... One of my favorite line in the whole ikemen series!

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“Wilst thou join me upon the stage, my muse?”

William Shakespeare — moodboard

Masterlists

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[hhoneypop]

@hhoneypop. — “ maybe i can break the curse, and i can be your love forever. . . ”

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I put them in skirts

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Theo: FIGHT ME, YOU NERD ASS PUNK!

Shakespeare: Can you at least try to sound slightly sophisticated?

Theo: Dost thou wish to engage in a duel, my good bITCH?!

Shakespeare: Somehow that's even worse.

[cookiesandbiscuits]

When fictional characters remind you to take a break: Ikevamp version

Time for me to take a break too ^^

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😳😳😳😳😳🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

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10/06 Shakespeare was so done with their shit hahaha

Also he looked so sad during this part T_T He just wanted some peace and quiet..

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And I’m sure they were roommates

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Excuse me sir, since when did you start looking like, I don't know like a meal

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Could I please request something with Leonardo, Comte, Theo, Arthur and Shakespeare's s/o who starts to pull away from them because she feels fat/ugly/stupid/too inexperienced to be with her suitor?

IkeVamp HCs: Distant Inexperienced S/O

How do they react to their s/o pulling away because she feels she is too inexperienced/stupid/ugly for him?

Suitors: Leonardo, Arthur, Theo, Comte, William

Leonardo

The inventor very quickly caught on that something wasn't right with his love when she started acting a little strange.

It was little things at first, from her demure manner, to her uneasy glances, but little by little, he could feel his Cara mia started to drift away.

It hurt. Alot. To feel her gradually start to slip through his fingers was a fate worse than death.

A fate he was not about to allow to befall him without a fight.

There was a slight idea of what the issue COULD be, but he didn't want to make any assumptions about her feelings. Even if she was that easy to read.

At least, to him

So of course, he hunted his principessa down whilst she had thrown herself into her work. It took some level of convincing, before the inventor opted to simply scoop her into his arms and carry her away, despite the lovely lady's embarrassed protests.

Once he coaxed the answers out of her, it made perfect sense. Actually the more he thought about it, the more he feels he should have expected it.

"Leonardo...you know I'm nowhere near your level, don't you? I'm not as smart, innovative, and...I'm not going to even talk about experience. Don't you want someone more-"

"Like you? Course."

He cuts her off before she can imply anything else he, very likely, did not want to hear. He slips his hand behind her head to hold her still as he, very gently bumps her forehead with his own.

He wants to understand, he loves her, ALL of her. He chose her for a reason, a very special, undeniable reason.

"And that's because you're you."

Arthur

The ever perceptive author noticed almost immediately something was wrong with his beloved.

Her slowly diminishing mood was obvious of course, he was, after all, the most in tune with her, the one who loved her most. So of course he knew something was wrong.

He can easily estimate what may be troubling her, but he can't be entirely certain until he asks her himself.

Though he does notice that she is particularly quiet when he is approached by one of his admirers. Not necessarily moody just...subdued....distant.

That's why he sits her down in his room and brings it up over cuddles.

"What's going on in your pretty little head, luv? You've been so melancholy lately..."

He twirls her hair between his fingers as he listens to her concerns, though what she has to say is a bit...sore.

To hear she was so concerned over being inexperienced...to hear that she thought herself unattractive...especially in the presence of his beautiful devotees. His heart ached to hear that, and he partially blames himself for letting his darling think like that. After all, he even told her, when they first met, that he preferred experienced women. While he had been flirtatiously teasing...it seems those words had a very negative impact on his beloved.

He holds her face in his hands, stroking her soft cheeks with his thumbs

"Luv, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry darling, I never meant to for you to feel this way. You have to understand how wrong you are to think that. I love your innocence, there is nothing wrong with it at all, please believe me when i say it makes you all the more precious. And... even when you're upset you're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, remember?"

He presses his forehead to hers.

"All of you is perfect to me...Absolutely flawless."

Theo

The man may be busy but his hondje always comes first. So when she starts acting strange, he notices.

Her half hearted retorts to his teasing and her gloomy disposition would've been noted by a blind man.

He observes her for maybe a day or two, to actually confirm if this was going to be a problem, or just a passing mood.

Once he sees that this wasn't going away without being confronted, he drags her off somewhere private and gazes at her with a severe frown on his handsome features.

"Talk hondje. Something's wrong and you're going to tell me what."

She could deny anything being wrong, but then they would be here all day...

So she tell him the truth. That she felt dumb, stupid next to him, who was so sharp and intelligent, that she was no match for him, to the point she would rather keep quiet, lest she embarrassed him with her supposed ineptitude.

Theo...was not pleased. But at the same time, he can't help but wonder...did he lead her to think like that, through all his teasing. A small part of him can't help but worry a little. Which is why he can't help but take her chin in his hand and make her look into his strong blue eyes.

"The only dumb thing about you is thinking like that. Don't underestimate yourself, and don't even think of selling yourself short. Because...you are smart. The brightest woman I know."

He softens a bit more as he never breaks away from her sparkling eyes.

"I mean it. You really do shine in my eyes."

Comte

Comte could easily tell something was on her mind. How could he miss it? He pays such attention to her, it would be impossible to miss a change in her behaviour.

He especially notices it when he takes her with him to one of his events, surrounded by the aristocracy and nobility, she seems even more ill at ease.

He wonders if she would rather not accompany him, but she agrees wholeheartedly everytime, he couldn't bring himself to question her too much...

However, when he was surrounded by his male and female admirers, the noble, sophisticated men, the beautiful, seemingly flawless women, his cherie would just...shrink.

She seemed almost frightened to be there and rarely spoke at all. She just silently drifted away from the nobles....and from him.

It wasn't until one night that he escorts her to a balcony after all greetings are out of the way. He takes both her hands in his and peers into her puzzled eyes.

"Tell me, mon Coeur, what's been troubling you so? You seem so distant lately?"

He rubs the back of her hands soothingly, listening patiently as she speaks.

"...Aren't you embarrassed to be seen with me? I'm not as good at being a noble and...I'm not even half as stunning as any of the other women here and I...I.."

She pauses when she feels his finger on her soft lips to gently hush her.

"Ma cherie, you must understand, there is no woman who can outshine you, not by any stretch of the imagination. You bring me so much pride, to be able to bring such a diamond with me is nothing short of an honor."

And he means every word of that. She is special, perfect, breathtaking. And he would always be proud of her, whether she be in a ballgown, or in a potato sack.

William

Ah, if his fair maiden thought she was concealing her anxiety well, she would have to try harder than to fool this playwright.

This master of masks could easily tell his muse was starting to distance herself, whilst also hiding that fact and her snowballing anxieties.

And...well, he wasn't well pleased with this.

Yes, he took note of how she behaved in his presence, and how she often began to evade him, trying to not seem obvious, but the man was not fooled. No, not in the slightest.

What a playful little trickster, to think she thought he would allow her to leave his side this way. He could chance a guess upon what is troubling her, but to confirm his suspicions...

He beckons her to him, under the guise of a mere conversation he would like to start but when the poor girl came within arms reach, she found herself in an inescapable embrace, which only heightened her trepidation when she also found her wrist inexplicably bound to his with bright red ribbon.

"In this manner, you shan't find thyself able to escape me, slippery nymph."

He seems to be playful but he is serious. He is going to get to the bottom of her behavior, and she was going nowhere until he did.

So of course, he listens silently, patiently as she explains her feelings of insecurity, of feeling inadequate, unintelligent, essentially a complete airhead next to him, the brilliant William Shakespeare.

He doesn't interrupt her until she is finished speaking, and only then does he stop to chuckle lightly, and then laugh. It is not necessarily a derisive or mocking laugh, more of a teasing, affectionate laugh, like a parent listening to their child proudly explain concepts to them that they already knew.

"It seems I have neglected thee for far too long, should my fair one find time to allow such thoughts to cloud her head."

He presses a kiss to her wrist, still wrapped closely to his, before nipping it.

Oh, he will definitely ease her worries. She won't have a second to think of them when he is done with her.

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