#Ikemen vampire theo

[arthurs-puppygirl]

Ayyyye, they should be homies

[kai666secretblog]

Going back into my ikemen Vampire obsession, I have no idea if the fandom is still alive

Part 1

Also, I posted it on the wrong blog but wtv too lazy to remake the post

Main acc is @kaifougere666

[chevlvrs]

Ikemen memes | part 7

[whatever-fanfics]

POV: you need help with your 21st century homework in a mansion full of vampires

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Imagine MC needing sitting on the table, head in their hands, about to cry because NOTHING MAKES SENSE. And in come multiple people who look over MC's shoulder to what's making them so upset, they recognize some of it but not all of it. After pondering with each other they try asking some of the others. 10 minutes later 12 vampires surround the human trying to make sense of numerous subjects. Shakespeare was visiting.

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Arthur & Theo *coming in from a night of drinking*: MC? Hondje? what's wrong

MC *on the verge of tears*: Nothing makes sense🥺😭

Arthur and Theo *walk over and see numerous papers from different subjects*: What is this?

MC: homework from the 21st century 🥺

Arthur *sits down and recognizes some of the works*: Interesting...

Theo *looks over and sees art history papers and papers about painting techniques*: ?!?

Isaac *enters and sees them*: ???

Isaac *walks over and sees calculus and math*: ?!?

Isaac *sits down and recognizes some equations*: I recognize some but not all of them, hold on

Isaac *leaves and comes back with Leonardo*: I brought help

Leonardo *looks over and recognizes problems*: You study this cara?

MC: not by choice 🥲

Napoleon *sleepily wanders over*: ???

Napoleon *sees typed words in French*: Nunuche how did you get your writing so neat?

MC: that's typed, it's my homework

Napoleon *confused, recognizes some but not all*: it's French homework?

MC: Yea... 🥲

Napoleon: hold on

Napoleon *leaves and comes back with le comte*: here

Le Comte *happy to be included*: 😁 homework?

MC: unfortunately 😓

Le comte *sits down*: I see the language has evolved again, this makes things a bit tricky, no matter *starts a whole lecture*

MC *look at the camera like their in The Office*: ...

*Mozart and Jean enter*

Mozart: why are you all so noisy

Mozart *comes over and notices music sheets*: what is this?

MC: homework

Mozart and Jean: Home..work???

Sebastian *appearing out of the void*: school work that you take home and return the next day completed

Literally everyone: where did you come from?

Jean *comes over and sees typed paper*: what is..this?

MC: typed up homework

Jean:...Witchcraft *takes out his sword*

MC: PLEASE NO, I DON'T HAVE ANYMORE COPIES 😭😭😭

*Dazai enters*

Dazai *sees everyone by MC and walks over*:

Dazai *sees his book*: what's this? Everyone: Homework

*Shakespeare enters*

Shakespeare: Good morrow, all 😊

Shakespeare *walks over and sees multiple works of his*: ???

Shakespeare: Good MC, I had no notion of your interest in me ☺️

MC and Theo: It's homework

Theo *puts down art history papers*: be right back

*Theo leaves and comes back with Vincent*

Vincent: MC I didn't know you were so interested in art ☺️😊

MC *didn't want to tell him it was for homework*: yeah...

*Sebastian taking notes furiously in his journal*

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[ike-garden2024]

Modern AU:

The trio went out drinking and things got out of hand. Theo almost got in a fist fight because some guy was trying to buy MC a drink, and Arthur drank too much… they got kicked out. Comte received a drunk call from Arthur… this is the drive back 😅

Don’t be fooled by Comte’s smile… he’s preparing a scolding, lecture, & punishment 😅

Original

[chirp-a-chirp]

Oh Theo…you’re not the only ikemen vampire character into pet play it seems…

[vampiricpancake]

OMG HOW I WOULD DIE TO BE MC 😩

[cow-goes-moozart]

Arthur: Theo, you know I've always cared about you-

Theo: I'd sell you out for a bucket of KFC, don't test me.

[ezxthan]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH EVERYONE ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜♥️

[foopet]

Vincent: I sat here and posed for like ten minutes. Let me see the final product.

Theo: *reluctantly holds up sketchbook while frowning*

Vincent: *stunned* …Is that me?

Theo: *tries to hide the picture and walk away*

Vincent: *stops him* N-NO! No, it’s nice! It’s so nice! …Ooh! *trying to hold it together*

Arthur: *dying of laughter on the floor*

Vincent: I’ve never looked better! *picks up the drawing* Ooh, where were you when it was time for senior photos?

Theo: *frowning* Broer, I don’t think it looks good…

Vincent: It is fan-TASTIC! Oh my God! What’s that? *points at cheek* Is that hyperpigmentation?

Theo: *takes the picture and hides it*

Vincent: O-Okay… You know what? *tries to soothe him* I’ve never seen nothing like this before. I want you to just… keep up. Keep it up!

Theo: Then why was Arthur laughing?!

Vincent: Arthur doesn’t know what he’s doing anyway! That’s how you say, ‘That’s a great drawing,’ in French.

Arthur: *still laughing in the background*

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This idea randomly hit me, and I thought it was funny, so I quickly slapped something together. Based on the Hyperpigmentation meme that’s been going around lately.

[lichtluv]

⋆꙳❅* •*❆ ₊⋆꙳❅* •*❆ ₊⋆

ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴏᴜɢʜᴇsᴛ ᴘᴀʀᴛ ɪs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴇ ʙᴏᴛʜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ

ᴡʜʏ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴏᴡɴ...

ᴍᴇʀʀʏ ᴄʜʀɪsᴛᴍᴀs, ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟ.

⋆꙳❅* •*❆ ₊⋆꙳❅* •*❆ ₊⋆

. ݁₊ . ݁ ᨒ 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐨𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐮𝐬 𝐯𝐚𝐧 𝐠𝐨𝐠𝐡 𝐦𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐛𝐨𝐚𝐫𝐝.

[duckyfann9871]

I want to be a vampire too: rant

played 2 routes of ikemen vampire so far. I love the game, but both times I have wished that there was an option to join them as a vampire at the end.

I don't understand why becoming a vampire is posed so negatively in the game, but whenever it comes up in the routes it's coded like it's a terrible option that MC doesn't want to do.

Well, au contraire! If I had a chance to become a sexy vampire in a mansion full of other sexy vampires I would take it ... especially if the person I was in love with was also a vampire. If both are vampires doesn't that mean more time you get to be together??

TLDR I want to become a vampire at the end of my romance and I haven't had my way yet,

[ohnoohnoohnonotagain]

I love their interactions so much. When they're not trying to kill each other anyway.

...

Actually no. Even then 🫣

Arthur says it best

[thedivinetarot-2]

Summertime with Ikevamp boys

Genre: Fluff/fun/summer

Characters: Comte's + Vlad's mansion

Warning: None

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It was Comte's idea to have an enjoyable summer because after all all his beloved residents need to take a break from their jobs.

Sebastian and MC would probably ask Isaac and Napoleon to help them get the stuff ready.

Leonardo was the one who bought the tickets and this time everyone is going to get on the train.

Jean and Mozart never liked the idea of being there but they joined after the whole mansion insisted on them to be there.

Arthur was so excited because he could flirt with women there.

Arthur teased MC/you because he heard that Comte gifted her/you a bikini and she blushed because of that.

Dazai was planning to take his beloved chicken there but he back down when sebastian told him not to.

Vincent was so happy about the idea and he took tons of color and books to draw upon them.

Shakespeare was invited too because he was Comte's first child and papa Comte can't go nowhere without his child.

Shakespeare would thank Comte for the invitation and ask if he can help the other suitors.

Vlad knew about the vacation from Shakespeare and decided to make it as a surprise.

Charles was excited for the vacation because he could spend time with the MC and Vincent.

Vincent was so sad that he had to leave his pet animal brush behind and he almost cried for leaving him.

Theo had to relax himself because the stress he put himself under could kill a man.

But can Arthur leave him alone?. No no no.

Faust felt stupid because of how much most of them are excited and he stayed at Vlad's mansion not wanting to be with them.

At the train station and instead of using the door Dazai entered via the window that he got stuck there and asked Arthur for help.

Isaac slammed his forehead after seeing how Dazai loves to embarrass himself.

But anyways, Theo and Arthur managed to pull him from inside the train.

Mozart and Jean would ask MC to set with them in the cabinet since they said it would be better for her than setting with the other stupid suitors.

But they ended up setting with each other including sebastian with them.

Comte and Leonardo was already with MC at the same cabinet.

Napoleon, Isaac, Vincent was together.

Theo, Arthur and Dazai in other cabinet.

While Vlad, Charles and Shakespeare was setting alone because they wanted to keep their presence as surprise for Comte.

Mozart would write music notes while sebastian would engage in teaching Jean how to read more fluently.

Leonardo was sleeping the whole time and when he woke up he teased theshitoutof MC.

Comte never set at the cabinet all the time he would go and indulge himself in conversations with the other suitors.

Vincent enjoyed sketching the suitors while his beloved Theo almost killed Arthur and Dazai because they teased him too much.

And when the train arrived at the destination; Dazai did stick himself again out of the window instead of using the door which resulted for Theo and Arthur to pull him again and he ended up falling from the window's height on Theo and Arthur.

The suitors almost forgot to wake Leonardo up since most of them were busy taking their stuff out.

MC really wanted to wear the bikini Comte gifted her but she was too shy since Arthur teased so much.

When Jean's heard that Comte gifted MC a bikini he almost attacked him calling him a "slut" and "disrespectful" but fortunately Napoleon was there to pull him away before committing a crime.

Isaac enjoyed making sand castle with MC on the beach even though he denied the fact.

Arthur and Dazai almost drowned Isaac in the sea by trying to teach him how to "swim".

Napoleon and Sebastian went to bring some drinks since Vlad's jokes were so dry.

Shakespeare and Vincent was enjoying the sight of the sea; one is writing poems and the other is painting.

Arthur after almost drowning Isaac went to flirt with a couple of women.

Dazai asked Toshiko-San if it is okay to teach her how to swim. But Leonardo ended up taking the charge of that.

Leonardo tried to teach MC how to swim but was interrupted by everyone because all of them tried to teach her at the same time poor MC/you.

Later that afternoon and when the sun started to set Comte prepared a barbecue party and all of the residents enjoyed the night.

Mozart was too bored because he left his dear piano at the mansion and he couldn't have a smaller instrument to play so he suggested someone to sing something.

Charles agreed but ended up being unprepared so Mozart stopped him from singing.

Arthur and Theo ended up singing while Isaac was looking how dumb they looked.

Vincent sing too and his voice was so comforting.

Vincent woke up early that day to draw the sunrise and he saw MC there alone wearing her gifted bikini and swimming by herself.

He had to sketch that too.

Sebastian couldn't rest for a moment since the baby residents can't stop fighting and nagging.

Vlad never stopped teasing Comte about how bad the residents are, and how chaotic they are.

The trip ended up well but Comte will never do it again since all of the residents at some point was annoying.

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Post date: Apr/10th/2024

Day: Wednesday

☆ Side Note:

I really liked the idea of writing this for summer. Anyways this is an old draft I wrote last year but was too busy to post it. I hope you liked it. Stay safe 🙏🏼 ❤.

M

[ike-garden2024]

So IkeVamp again but from a different angle 😅

*Vincent aggressively pointing “help him!!”* Sebastian’s trying to figure out whether he should get Le Comte to handle this or if he should just let things play out 😂 Mitsuki & Vincent were unable to handle things this time 😂

I know technically Theo wouldn’t literally do anything to Shakespeare and even if he made such a suggestion, Vincent would shut it down. But I think it’s funny to think of a situation where Theo just loses his sense of reason 😂

[chirp-a-chirp]

Tell me you’re playing an otome game without telling me you’re playing an otome game*

*Me preening from Theo’s praise