#Ikemen vampire theo

[kai666secretblog]

Going back into my ikemen Vampire obsession, I have no idea if the fandom is still alive

Part 1

Also, I posted it on the wrong blog but wtv too lazy to remake the post

Main acc is @kaifougere666

[arthurs-puppygirl]

Ayyyye, they should be homies

[magnumx-opus]

Chibi ikevamp continues,,, theo requested by @crowmero :p

[chevlvrs]

Ikemen memes | part 7

[ike-garden2024]

Modern AU:

The trio went out drinking and things got out of hand. Theo almost got in a fist fight because some guy was trying to buy MC a drink, and Arthur drank too much… they got kicked out. Comte received a drunk call from Arthur… this is the drive back 😅

Don’t be fooled by Comte’s smile… he’s preparing a scolding, lecture, & punishment 😅

Original

[whatever-fanfics]

POV: you need help with your 21st century homework in a mansion full of vampires

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Imagine MC needing sitting on the table, head in their hands, about to cry because NOTHING MAKES SENSE. And in come multiple people who look over MC's shoulder to what's making them so upset, they recognize some of it but not all of it. After pondering with each other they try asking some of the others. 10 minutes later 12 vampires surround the human trying to make sense of numerous subjects. Shakespeare was visiting.

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Arthur & Theo *coming in from a night of drinking*: MC? Hondje? what's wrong

MC *on the verge of tears*: Nothing makes sense🥺😭

Arthur and Theo *walk over and see numerous papers from different subjects*: What is this?

MC: homework from the 21st century 🥺

Arthur *sits down and recognizes some of the works*: Interesting...

Theo *looks over and sees art history papers and papers about painting techniques*: ?!?

Isaac *enters and sees them*: ???

Isaac *walks over and sees calculus and math*: ?!?

Isaac *sits down and recognizes some equations*: I recognize some but not all of them, hold on

Isaac *leaves and comes back with Leonardo*: I brought help

Leonardo *looks over and recognizes problems*: You study this cara?

MC: not by choice 🥲

Napoleon *sleepily wanders over*: ???

Napoleon *sees typed words in French*: Nunuche how did you get your writing so neat?

MC: that's typed, it's my homework

Napoleon *confused, recognizes some but not all*: it's French homework?

MC: Yea... 🥲

Napoleon: hold on

Napoleon *leaves and comes back with le comte*: here

Le Comte *happy to be included*: 😁 homework?

MC: unfortunately 😓

Le comte *sits down*: I see the language has evolved again, this makes things a bit tricky, no matter *starts a whole lecture*

MC *look at the camera like their in The Office*: ...

*Mozart and Jean enter*

Mozart: why are you all so noisy

Mozart *comes over and notices music sheets*: what is this?

MC: homework

Mozart and Jean: Home..work???

Sebastian *appearing out of the void*: school work that you take home and return the next day completed

Literally everyone: where did you come from?

Jean *comes over and sees typed paper*: what is..this?

MC: typed up homework

Jean:...Witchcraft *takes out his sword*

MC: PLEASE NO, I DON'T HAVE ANYMORE COPIES 😭😭😭

*Dazai enters*

Dazai *sees everyone by MC and walks over*:

Dazai *sees his book*: what's this? Everyone: Homework

*Shakespeare enters*

Shakespeare: Good morrow, all 😊

Shakespeare *walks over and sees multiple works of his*: ???

Shakespeare: Good MC, I had no notion of your interest in me ☺️

MC and Theo: It's homework

Theo *puts down art history papers*: be right back

*Theo leaves and comes back with Vincent*

Vincent: MC I didn't know you were so interested in art ☺️😊

MC *didn't want to tell him it was for homework*: yeah...

*Sebastian taking notes furiously in his journal*

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[foopet]

Vincent: I sat here and posed for like ten minutes. Let me see the final product.

Theo: *reluctantly holds up sketchbook while frowning*

Vincent: *stunned* …Is that me?

Theo: *tries to hide the picture and walk away*

Vincent: *stops him* N-NO! No, it’s nice! It’s so nice! …Ooh! *trying to hold it together*

Arthur: *dying of laughter on the floor*

Vincent: I’ve never looked better! *picks up the drawing* Ooh, where were you when it was time for senior photos?

Theo: *frowning* Broer, I don’t think it looks good…

Vincent: It is fan-TASTIC! Oh my God! What’s that? *points at cheek* Is that hyperpigmentation?

Theo: *takes the picture and hides it*

Vincent: O-Okay… You know what? *tries to soothe him* I’ve never seen nothing like this before. I want you to just… keep up. Keep it up!

Theo: Then why was Arthur laughing?!

Vincent: Arthur doesn’t know what he’s doing anyway! That’s how you say, ‘That’s a great drawing,’ in French.

Arthur: *still laughing in the background*

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This idea randomly hit me, and I thought it was funny, so I quickly slapped something together. Based on the Hyperpigmentation meme that’s been going around lately.

[chirp-a-chirp]

Oh Theo…you’re not the only ikemen vampire character into pet play it seems…

[vampiricpancake]

OMG HOW I WOULD DIE TO BE MC 😩

[cow-goes-moozart]

Arthur: Theo, you know I've always cared about you-

Theo: I'd sell you out for a bucket of KFC, don't test me.

[shookspearewrites]

My ducklings, Imma be so real with y'all--

It kills me that I can't be more active here like I used to be! My plans for a full comeback have fallen flat a couple of times because, honestly, my adhd is my worst enemy + my career is veryyyyy demanding >2< So my plan is to pop in and out of here whenever I get the chance, tho that is gonna be quite sporadic.

I want to thank you all for sticking by me for so long: Your support is so special to me and I am so so grateful for each and every one of you who enjoy my writing ^^ I love y'all so much <3

Please have this lil mini Theo snippet as my apology gift for disappearing so often >2< I hope you are all doing great (and happy 2025!)

-JJ xxx

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Theodorus van Gogh x Reader:

Scarlet heat rushed to MC's cheeks, delicate, desperate hands grasping at Theo's silken scarf to steady themself. The gentle warmth of the Dutchman's large hands on their waist, the thump of his heartbeat and the sweet, intoxicating scent of his cologne - cinnamon, tar and hot ginger - all paired with the sharp smirk on his face, was all too much for MC to handle.

"Heh," the sound reverberated somewhere deep in Theo's chest, rumbling in a way that could only ever be comforting to those privileged enough to experience it, "You're blushing pretty hard there, Hondje." There was that darn pet-name that only made the peachy blush on MC's cheeks blossom further.

"I beg to differ!" They huffed softly, finally gazing up to meet Theo's eyes of proud peacock blue.

He cocked a caramel brown eyebrow, his smooth tone as warm as amber whiskey, "Then beg." MC's face flushed an even deeper shade of crimson, their words catching in their throat. Before they could even think of a retort to battle Theo's comment, the vampire's sugared lips crashed into their own, messily and passionately. MC's beautiful eyes widened and they froze momentarily, prompting the tall, Dutch vampire to growl softly against their soft lips, pulling back by only half a centimetre to break the silence, "Heh, why aren't you kissin' back? You know that you want to."

Without warning, MC crashed their delicate lips against Theo's, gratefully accepting the passionate kiss he returned to them, both of them dizzy from the feeling of finally having their feelings reciprocated by the other. MC pulled back slightly, their chest rising and falling rapidly with excitement and their cheeks brighter than the sun that hung in the spring sky outside, "We should do that more often."

Theodorus smirked down at the object of his every affection, joking, "Buy me a drink first, Hondje."

[ezxthan]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH EVERYONE ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜♥️

[ohnoohnoohnonotagain]

I love their interactions so much. When they're not trying to kill each other anyway.

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Actually no. Even then 🫣

Arthur says it best

[lichtluv]

⋆꙳❅* •*❆ ₊⋆꙳❅* •*❆ ₊⋆

ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴏᴜɢʜᴇsᴛ ᴘᴀʀᴛ ɪs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴇ ʙᴏᴛʜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ

ᴡʜʏ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴏᴡɴ...

ᴍᴇʀʀʏ ᴄʜʀɪsᴛᴍᴀs, ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟ.

⋆꙳❅* •*❆ ₊⋆꙳❅* •*❆ ₊⋆

. ݁₊ . ݁ ᨒ 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐨𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐮𝐬 𝐯𝐚𝐧 𝐠𝐨𝐠𝐡 𝐦𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐛𝐨𝐚𝐫𝐝.

[ike-garden2024]

Says as if most of the mansion doesn’t drink coffee 😂

Though I guess Arthur is the most… passionate… about coffee 😅💖

[duckyfann9871]

I want to be a vampire too: rant

played 2 routes of ikemen vampire so far. I love the game, but both times I have wished that there was an option to join them as a vampire at the end.

I don't understand why becoming a vampire is posed so negatively in the game, but whenever it comes up in the routes it's coded like it's a terrible option that MC doesn't want to do.

Well, au contraire! If I had a chance to become a sexy vampire in a mansion full of other sexy vampires I would take it ... especially if the person I was in love with was also a vampire. If both are vampires doesn't that mean more time you get to be together??

TLDR I want to become a vampire at the end of my romance and I haven't had my way yet,