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Chat how are we feeling
and by chat, I do mean the 5 Bittergiggle fans left after 6 months
#bittergiggle#bitterggiggle garden of banban#garten of banban#Garter of ban ban 7#Went from a family man to rambling man - 🌟#<— new tag for when I ramble on about dumb stuff#If you get the reference you get a gold star sticker#queen bouncelia#is here too ig#I know this game is so stupid but I’m hyped for the Bittergiggle return#It’s slop but like in the good way
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Everyone trying out image descriptions for the first time, I appreciate you very much and I'm mentally sending you gold star stickers. However, friendly reminder that what you want to include in IDs is the relevant information. That's the key word — relevant.
Recently, someone recently added a gif of a character to one of my posts, clearly intending to express "the above post could apply to this character." The ID they wrote described the physical appearance of the actor, and his outfit, and even the background, but it wasn't remotely clear what character was being depicted in the gif! If I'd only had the ID to go off of, I personally never would've guessed! This is a problem because the character in question was, presumably, relevant to why they added that gif, and the joke/reference they were trying to make!
So, a reminder. You do not need to write IDs so detailed that the image or gif could be replicated wholesale from the ID alone. It is okay to get a little more detailed (within reason) in IDs of art or photography, or anything else where the "point" is that it's being shared for artistic value. However, in other cases, focusing on details to the extent that the "point" is obscured can be an impediment to understanding. People relying on the ID should be able to get the joke that the image was making in the first place! If you're ever unsure if an ID for a quick meme is a good ID, reread the ID while pretending you don't know the image, and ask yourself if that prior condition is met — if you'd be able to get the point or the joke. If not, you should probably rewrite the ID with that concern in mind.
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Tis a TRAGEDY!! /lh
At the start of every month, the official JP Kirby portal site loads up with all the new merch we can expect that season. And at the start of every month (g-give or take a day) Dess peruses it for items of interest. ...Typically Marx and or Magolor.
BUT WHAT SHOULD I FIND THIS TIME!?

THEY'VE BEEN SEPARATED!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Marx and Magolor, known for years for sneaking onto merch together in suspicious ways, now make an appearance on this "Kirby and friends" (lolol) sticker pack on utterly separate sheets!
...I shall cry. It's too cruel...
(Fufufu. Still, how should I take this piece of merch's branding? OUR Marx? Upgraded to a "nakama-tachi?" Still, I think it's funny that he's about as "friendly" as a Gordo. At least we had a Waddle Doo helper in Star Allies! "Kirby and Friends who will stab or shoot you. Or both, in Marx's case!" ...Gordo friend... Gordo friend...)
IN OTHER NEWS...

...the long awaited [Animal] plush is coming out! (Animal gets a tiny plastic figurine too!) Which I know will excite some people! The fur looks super fuzzy too! (...DMK? Mage Sisters? Who??)

Lastly, Marx finally makes a long awaited return (in reference form) to the Kirby Cafe (take-out vers.) since the sad disappearance of the shockingly gorey Marx-themed Eggplant and Meat Pasta and his amazing themed drink, le Mariage êntre Mensonges et Vérité
That's right! It's the "Popstar Blueberry ~ Milky Way Wishes" cake! And I love the use of the deep blue mirror (?) glaze with what could be edible gold sprinkles or just kinako powder for the stars XD
...Less excited about the blueberry filling but that's just me!
#Kirby#Kirby Marx#Magolor#Dess Text Post#Kirby Cafe#I wonder how -Elfilin- feels about being paired with Magolor as a friend so much lately? Elfie's so earnest and sweet and Magolor is...#...Well Magolor is Magolor XD#Animal Kirby friends celebrate!!#...Gordo Friend Gordo Friend Gordo Friend...#The 'Dream Team' stickers look cute. Like little talking portraits you'd see in an RPG!#...Should we call them the 'Daydream Team' when they replace Bandee with Generic Waddle Dee? XD#Or maybe we should accept that it IS still Bandee...he's just doing laundry that day?!#Maybe he only wears the bandanna when he senses adventure on the way? The rest of the time he goes without!#It's like a reverse Clark Kent! Bandee's been here the whole time! We just never noticed!!#...edited to trim down the photos some!#Long post
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THISISNOTAWEBSITEDOTCOM NEW STUFF LIST !!!
(very vague bear with me this is just stuff I've tried putting in, SPOILERSSSS)
Dipper - A letter from presumably Bill telling him how to solve the book - by staring at the sun for 13 hours straight to read the solar powered ink.
Mabel - Adorns the scene with stickers :)
Soos - LONG letter from Soos to us?? Anyways Mabel is telling him what to write about and there's PINATA in all caps on the last page.
PINATA - A video of a girl hitting a Bill shaped Pinata with what's either actual Alex Hirsch or a very good impression voicing Bill's agony.
Waddles - redirects to pigplacementnetwork
McGucket - Redirected to Cotton Eyed Joe.
Ford - An xray of an 18 year old Ford's hand and a case report stating how remarkable his six fingers are, with a blacked out line at the end that goes "if I could kidnap him and bring him to our secret cloning lab." (Yikes)
Stan - redirected to brass knuckles on Ebay
Tad Strange - a video of sourdough being cut with.... oddly sensual music?
VALLIS CINERIS (this phrase shows up on the wall in the top left corner when lightning flashes) - a video of baby Bill from the book with two other triangles with a robotic voice repeating "why did you do it" (the phrase is also a reference to the great gatsby and the valley of ashes)
TJ ECKLESBURG - "NEVER MENTION THAT NAME AGAIN"
PORTAL - "PORTAL.EXE HAS BEEN DELETED. I BET YOU COULD BUILD ONE"
SEASON 3 - "SEASON 2"
SEASON 2 - "SEASON 1"
SEASON 1 - "SEASON -1: ANTI-GRAVITY FALLS"
BOOK OF BILL - "HIDE UNDER SHIRT DURING PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE"
Wendy - A note about a "totally legit way to ward off evil triangles on the bottom right corner of the book"
Robbie - a convo between Robbie and Thompson, before and then after which they find Bill and find out how they die? Picture included.
Gideon - Gideon singing and then saying "I love you forever mabel"
Mystery shack - Redirected to Confusion Hill on google
Gravity falls - "NEVER HEARD OF IT"
Disney - "RAT.GIF HAS BEEN CENSORED FOR YOUR PROTECTION"
Alex Hirsch - redirected to "flannel" on google
Bill + Cipher - Redirected to "jazzy triangle meets square square on youtube"
Blind eye - One of those sight test charts and it spells out "WKHBOOVHH" (leaving this to the book solvers lol)
Ducktective - "DUCKTECTIVE STARS IN 'LOVE, QUACKTUALLY' COMING TO 'OI, ITS THE COCKNEY CHANNEL INNIT' THIS FALL"
HELP ME/SAVE ME - A video of a Bill statue in a tank with an Axolotl
Axolotl - "YOU ASK ALOTL QUESTIONS"
Weirdmageddon - newspaper from gravity falls gossiper: "NOTHING HAPPENED"
Pines - "A GOOD FAMILY TREE"
Pacifica - Letter from Pacifica :)
Platinum Paz - A short story about Pacifica almost making a deal with Bill???
(Not words but other stuff if you press the screen)
Mason - a note from dipper to ford, later responded to by Ford as well talking about anagrams, there is one there as well, and ford mentions his CRYPTOGRAM CODEX
Cryptogram codex - downloads a file, I can't open it bc I'm on my phone but it has cipherfonts a and b, strange runes and 'Theraprism'
Theraprism - whatever this is

Knife - A page about the "Cipheropticon" and Bill-Hunters almanac
Skull's gold tooth - Get out of death free card!
Book - letter from Ford :) with this code on the bottom

(Also tells Bill to choke on glass)
#the book of bill#gravity falls#book of bill spoilers#bill cipher#dipper pines#mabel pines#stanford pines#stanley pines#soos ramirez#alex hirsch
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Tessy the Rubik's Cube - DW OC
( i've had him done since Jan. 27th, i just forgot to post LOL,, ) Original OC By @fiddii ( they gave permission for me to take )
" Tessy is an odd yet caring Toon. He does what he can to teach his fellow toons interesting subjects and keep their minds sharp with games. " ( has stickers for eyes, no visible mouth ) Scramble - Active This Toon can use 50 stamina to shuffle their inventory. Has a Cooldown of 15. ( 1 can swap to 3, 2 can swap to 1, etc. what item goes into what slot is random ) Stats 3★ Skill Check - 2★ Movement Speed 4★ Stamina - 2★ Stealth - 4★ Extraction Speed Recommended Trinkets Magnifying Glass + Peppermint Icing
Twisted Tessy -- Rare -- ( gimmick technical info in image ) " His mischievous students have rubbed off on him. take caution near this Twisted, as he exchanges your items with what he has on hand. though he isn't entirely unfair. testing your luck could prove fruitful. " ( hidden semi-stationary Twisted that can't chase very far, doesn't deal any damage but inflicts Slowness I upon swap, 16s Cooldown ) Trinket - Shticker Book Outlines the highest rarity Twisteds on the floor. Gets more opaque the closer they are. Common > Uncommon > Rare > Main > Lethal
-------- OPEN IF YOU WANNA SEE DIALOGUE AND MORE --------
Purchase Requirements 1415 Ichor 3% Research on Twisted Tessy Descending " I wonder how they get trapped down there... " ↴ If Rodger's not present " I should've asked Rodger along.. " ↴ If Dandy was not purchased from previously " geez... " ↴ If Dandy was purchased from previously " don't get mad at me. " Finishing Extracting " I should get a gold star! " " hope they're okay... " ↴ if Twisted Astro is on the floor " kinda wonder this tastes like... " Using Ability " let's not worry about that anymore. " " hehe.. " " let me just hide this... "
" what? " Glisten -- " ... " ( implied staring ) " -hands to yourself! " Glisten -- " it's untucked! " ( referring to uneven shirt ) " it's fine untucked!! " Ginger -- have you seen the sprinkles..? " " you should ask Pebble. " Ginger -- " ... " " ... " ( implied staring at each other in knowing silence )
Rudie -- " Deck the halls with boughs of holly! " " Fa la la la la, lalala la! " Rudie -- " 'Tis the season to be jolly! " " Fa la la la la, lalala la! " Rudie -- " Don we now our gay apparel! " " Fa la la la- ... " ( implied staring ) Rudie -- " what? " ( Rudie thinks gay means happy, Tessy thinks Rudie's poking fun at him ) " at this rate, I'm gonna run out of assignments to give you, hehe. " Boxten -- " sorry.. " " I'm just teasing. you're doing great, kid. "
" Flutter, do you know where my bow went? " Flutter -- " ... " " ..you used it in an art project? hehe that's alright. " " Brightney, could you bring some books by for class later? " Brightney -- " fantasy again? " " I was actually thinking space this time! "
" would you and Cosmo like to teach in my class tomorrow? " Sprout -- " ... " ( thinking ) " I'll provide the ingredients..? " Sprout -- " I'll ask him. " Rodger -- " I've seen a couple of your lessons. you make them very digestible. " " eheh,, thank you, I try. "
" hey- Scraps, could you bring by some crafting materials after this? " Scraps -- " absolutely! " " I'd ask your brother, but... " Scraps -- " ...yeah. " Shrimpo -- " YOUR MISMATCHED COLORS BOTHER ME!! " " do you wanna help solve me? hehe. " ( implied teasing ) Shrimpo -- " NO!!! "
#tessy the rubiks cube#tessy the rubik's cube#dandys world#dandy's world#roblox#roblox game#dw roblox#dw#dw oc#dw ocs#dandys world oc#dandy's world oc#art#long post
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SPOILERS FOR THISISNOTAWEBSITEDOTCOM
WIP
i wanted to compile all the results i got- mainly so i can reference it but if it’s helpful to anyone else that’s great! definitely not complete and there are 100% better lists though lol
when you type in:
Mabel - makes glowy stars appear!
Dipper - before this there was a message for Dipper to stare at the sun to see some secret writting
the image in then all black
Stanford -
Stanley - ebay link for gold chains or brass knuckles
Soos - his entry trying to dissuade you from trusting Bill, its like 3 pages long
Pacifica - her entry trying to dissuade you from trusting Bill
Wendy - you guessed it!
Gideon - audio of him humming and saying "I love you forever Mabel"
Robbie - messages between him and Thompson. They find Bill and are scared for life basically.
McGucket - youtube link for Cotton Eye Joe
Bill - a Sesame Street video about a jazzy triangle and a square??
Blanchin - video on blanchin vegtables
Abuelita - video on best vaccum for walls and ceilings
Trigonometry/math/Greece/geometry -

Blind eye -

Journal 1 - “The journal of fun”
Journal 2 - “The journal for you”
Journal 3 - “The journal for me”
Mystery - “?”
Book of Bill -

Ducktective -

Disney -

Tad Strange - it’s just a video of someone cutting bread… i think it has something like a romantic instrumental in the background
Toby Determined - takes you to a google search on “restraining order”
Triangle - i could’ve sworn it said “tri harder than that” or something along those lines but after typing it again i just see “ ) “ it’s just an end parenthesis
Gravity Falls - “never heard of it”
Season 1 - “season -1: antigravity falls”
Season 2 - “season 1”
Season 3 - “season 2”
Mat Pat/game theory - a video of mat pat saying he can’t help us this time
Weird - a video of weird al. he’s stuck in the computer
Baby/daddy -

Gun - “oh yes oh yes oh yes they both”
Mason -

Alex Hirsch - takes you to a google search for flannel
History - “‘I have received a message from the universe: 1 2 3’ - Nichola Tesla
Cipher - take you to a wiki page for the eye of providence
Portal- “portal.exe has been deleted. i bet you could build one”
Giffany - 1st time “Input deleted. AI antiviral activated” 2nd time “warning: secondary firewall breached” 3rd time "fatal warning. system under attack" 4th time "Soos!! I still love you (the distorted) we will be together" 5th time "Now downloading girlfriend. this action cannot be undone" 6th time a distorted giffany video pops up and the file is downloaded.
Blendin - “time agent lost and presumed incompetent”
No - “your loss…”
Pines - “a good family tree”
Death - “life’s goth cousin”
Fuck (other swear words etc) -

Mystery shack - takes you to a search for “confusion hill”
You’re insane - “sure i am what’s your point?”
Filbrick - “im not impressed”
Waddles - takes you to pigplacementnetwork.org
Who are you - “i could ask you the same question”
Reality - “is an illusion"
Divorce -

Disco girl - a singing audio presumably of dipper listening to disco girl
T.J. Eckleburg - “never mention that name again”
Kings of new jersey - downloads a “secret code” file

Love -
Axolotl- "you ask alotl questions"
Craz/Xyler - Jem and the Holograms theme song
Im still on your mind- seems to be a video of Stan and Ford on their boat...
Theraprism -
Rat - "Thurnburts' number?"
Deer teeth - "for you, kid!"
Tourist trap -
Paper Jam - picture of paper jam dipper. you can print him!
Fordtramarine -
Any "gen alpha term" and various other terms may result in this - "Life privileges revoked. Now releasing poison gas."
Bubble - I cant tell what it does if anything. Doesn't get a big red X though? edit: if you type in mabel after you enter bubble you get an eye sticker! if you keep entering mabel you get more stickers. the lab is now "fully mabelized"
Pinata - video of a child hitting a Bill Cipher pinata, with added sound effects
Dippy Fresh -

Weirdmageddon -
"Vallis Cineris (found when lightning flashes on the upper left corner of the wall) - "Why did you do it?"
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I’ve recently developed an interest in making K-pop style top loaders. Don’t ask why, it’s not important. The important thing is I have every intention of making top loaders for Stargate characters. If you don’t know what they are here is a reference for what I’m talking about

Anyway here’s what I’m think for when I get my photo cards printed. This is basically for my reference but whatever I’ll hit post who even cares anymore.
Jack: green themed, lots of space stickers. I think I have a telescope sticker that I can put in the corner.
Sam: HEAVY SPACE IMAGERY!!!! Constellation washi tape as a boarder, blue theming. Maybe some computer stuff too?? Idk I have so many visions for Sam that I may have to make a few
Daniel: gold and blue theming, lots of hearts. I don’t think I will be able to find any ancient Egypt stickers but I will put my ass into finding them if they exist. I had a set as a kid idk where they went tho.
Teal’c: gold and silver theming, may even do his forehead symbol with some glue and glitter?? Lots and lots of hearts.
General Hammond: baby blue and dark blue theming, gold stars along the border. Idk I don’t have a super strong vision for his yet but I will know when I go to make it. Top loaders are made with the heart more than the brain.
Jonas: SO MANY CUTE LITTLW ANIMALS ALL AROUND HIM AND HEARTS!!!!!! His will be maximalist and inspired by childlike joy and wonder. No colour palette yet all I have are vibes and excitement. Oh yes and dinosaur imagery for sure. I may have to make a few for him because I love him too much to only make one.
Vala: Black and pink, chain imagery and lots of Sanrio stickers. I also like the idea of incorporating a mcbling style with some chunky rhinestones
Cam: no solid ideas yet please let me know.
John: pink and orange theming and I will not be taking ANY criticism on this decision. I’m thinking making a heart shape, half orange, half pink as a frame and then using minimal stickers but they will be football themed.
Rodney: CANADA MENTION AHHHHHH anyway yeah I’m gonna make it Canada themed because I think he would hate it. Strong beaver and maple syrup imagery. I will be using a picture of him looking exasperated with his arms crossed.
Ford: HEARTS AND HEARTS AND HEARTS!!!!! I love him so much and his top loader WILL be showing that. I wanna make it mint and lavender with a bunch of hearts and flowers because I love him and I would die for him.
Anyway feel free to rb with pictures of these characters you think would make good photo cards for top loaders ( ^ω^ )✨💖
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How do you organize/store your stickers? :o
My friend. You have opened a whole Can of Worms*. I shall gladly answer your question, sorry it took so long I had to figure out how to do it with a ten picture limit asdfghjkl
*Worms would be located under "Wild Animals -> Bugs" or alternatively "Individuals -> Mostly Wild Animals -> Non-Butterfly Bugs"
So first off.
The sticker bins themselves are mostly kept in my closet, though the ones I use the most (Individuals, Domestic Animals, and Food/Garden) are kept under my bed for easy access.


I have 14 bins of stickers total (though I'll be honest some of them are getting Very Full and I probably need to get some more). Each bin has its own category, though many have subcategories. And they're all approximately shoebox sized.

Early Year Holidays/Seasons (New Year's, Winter, Valentine's Day, St. Patrick's Day, Easter, Spring, Fourth of July, and Summer)
Late Year Holidays/Seasons (Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Fall)
Latest Year Holidays/Seasons (Christmas and Christian stickers)
Shapes/Patterns (Hearts, Stars, Smiley faces, Other Shapes™, Borders, and Words and Affirmations)
Wild Animals (Sea Creatures, Bugs, Woodland Creatures, Other Creatures™, Bears, and Dinosaurs. Admittedly the subcategories for this one are kinda wack)
Domestic Animals (Dogs, Cats, Bunnies, Rodents, and Farm Animals)
Miscellaneous (...I have a different diagram to explain the subcategories here)
Non-Disney Characters/Logos (Characters My Brothers Like, Scooby Doo, Superheroes, ""Girly"" Characters, Colleges, and Various Other Trademarked Stickers)
Disney Characters/Alphabet (Muppets, Mickey & Friends, Princesses, Fairies, and Alphabet. Weird combo I know but I have a surprising number of Disney alphabet stickers)
Food/Garden (Ice Cream, Candy, Cupcakes, Fruit, Fast Food, Other Food, Flowers, Other Plants, and Gardening)
Weird Shaped Packages (no real subcategories but this is where I keep Sticker Books and Sticker Flake Packages)
Individuals (I have another diagram for the subcategories here)
Mrs. Grossman's Sticker Club Part 1
Mrs. Grossman's Sticker Club Part 2
(Note that I hope to organize the Mrs. Grossman's Sticker Club stickers into their respective categories before I leave for college but that may or may not actually occur :P)
The Miscellaneous tote is an organized, if lawless, land. Here are the subcategories for it!
(I wanted to color code the text but Tumblr only has like 7 colors 😔)
Maroon: Stationary/School
Red: Music/Theatre
Pink: Travel/Countries
Magenta: Modes of Travel
Orange: SPACE!!
Yellow: Science/Technology
Gold: True Miscellaneous/Pretty Things
Bright Green: Fantasy
Forest Green: Sports
Teal: People/Occupations (ie clowns, cowboys, ninjas, etc.)
Cyan: "Girly" Things (ballerinas, teacups, purses, etc.)
Royal Blue: Parts of People (eyeballs, mostly)
Indigo: Games/ Toys
Purple: Baby/Birthday
Then there's the Individuals tote. "Individuals" basically refers to any sticker that is smaller than your average sheet that I'm worried would get lost in a big tote. This includes sticker mods, stickers off a roll, sticker flakes, anything cut out of a larger sheets, water bottle/laptop stickers, and just. Small sticker sheets.
I, apparently, have 20 main snack bags, each with several subcategories (though there's enough of them that I'll leave most of them to your imagination rather than list them all XD). Most of them mirror the categories of the big totes, but some are unique.

A: Shapes/Patterns
B: Nature (includes weather, plants, and beach stickers)
C: Miscellaneous 1 (art and travel focused)
D: Miscellaneous 2 ("true" miscellaneous)
E: Miscellaneous 3 (school and science focused)
F: Early Year Holidays/Seasons (Winter-Summer) + Birthday
G: Late Year Holidays/Seasons (Fall-Winter)
H: Food/Scratch and Sniff
I: Domestic Animals
J: Mostly Domesticated Animals
K: Mostly Wild Animals
L: Wild Animals
M: Zoo Animals**
N: Bears
O: Disney Characters
P: Non-Disney Characters
Q: Logos/Companies
R: Words and Affirmations
S: Water Bottle Stickers Overflow (they physically don't fit in the other bags)
T: Tile Stickers
**Zoo Animals is different than Wild Animals in that "Zoo Animals" means the sticker has one particular animal instead of an assortment of different animals (which falls under "Wild Animals".) Yes it's very arbitrary. All the animal distinctions are tbh.
Of course, putting the stickers under my bed and in my closet means I don't get to admire them very often. To counteract this I have a display board I put some new/seasonal/favorite stickers on.

Currently on display I have a Discowing sticker, a summer sticker mod, and a sticker sheet from my penpal when she visited (plus some bonus sticky notes from the penpal as well).
Since I'm sure you're wondering, the stuffed rabbits are named, from left to right, Blueberry (made by a friend!), Snorb (also made by a friend!), Mocha, Mellie, York, and Spotty.
Of course not every sticker I get is fortunate enough to have a backing. Sometimes I'll get stickers from the supermarket or I'll peel them off a package and I know they'd never survive in the bins, so they go in the Hello Kitty sticker book!


I've had this thing since I was like 4. I'm a little bit obsessed if I'm being honest. She's never let me down.
And that's the important stuff for stickers! Though I wanted to show off my other stationary, too.


I keep all my miscellaneous scrapbooking materials/stationary in a Batman lunch tin. All of my letters and envelopes are in an old shoebox. Both are stationed at the end of my comic book shelf! The tin and the assorted letter sets are hidden behind the two Batman stuffies :P
.....does that answer your question? :D
#asks my beloved#Yeah maybe I overanswered this. What's it to you? I had a good time 😌👌#Anyway I'm always happy to have asks seriously I was thinking about how I was gonna answer this nonstop all week.#Made my life buddy <3#Anonymous#Anon#Long post#stickers#sticker collection#Stationary#bunny babbles#In the words of my friend (who helped me sort a new shipment once):#'Bunny this makes no friggin sense'#Correct <3 any other questions :D?
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The gold star drama crops up every once in a while on Tumblr, and like most Tumblr drama people love to blow both sides completely out of proportion lol.
I'm not one but I am a lesbian. "Gold Star" was a funny little joke about lesbians who made it out of the closet without ever having to touch a dude. It's not about purity or anything like that, it's literally a reference to a little gold star sticker you might get on a book report. People are always mad about lesbians not centering men, and I think attacking the concept as though women can't have a dumb little joke to themselves without it being Secretly Evil says more about others than us. People already think lesbians are mean and humorless, I think this discussion going around so much just proves it. 🤷
I’m new to this discourse and of course I don’t know the ins and out of it. I really have no stake in this argument.
From the perspective you talked about I understand.
That’s like me saying I’ve made it to my age and not a baby momma, damm right I want a gold star. Everywhere you look it’s baby mommas and single moms, so yeah I made it out.
Once again I’m new here, but I don’t like the shaming of someone else.
While I’m happy to NOT be a babymomma, I’m not gone shame the women that are. It’s not my place to shame or judge.
But at the end of the day we all adults and if you don’t wanna have sex with someone that touched dick that is your right. And the women that touched dick shouldn’t be bad that you don’t want them.
Babymommas can’t be mad at me cuz I choose not to be one.
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Hey there!! Your SS here 🎅❄️ I just wish to double check a few things on your JDCAU designs if that's alright!
1. Their hands: they have a total of four fingers in their refs, and I just wanted to make sure that's the right amount 🫡
2. Does Sun's upgraded design still have the ruffle collar?
3. Moon has a silver sun pin on their cravat which reminded me of the gold one he receives from Roxy in their bday fic! Is it okay to color that as gold as a reference to it? 🩵💛
4. The pin on Moon's hat! I noticed you mentioned it's a trans fem flag in another au, but what is it for your JDCAU? (Sorry if this is answered in one of the fics!! I haven't read through all of them yet 😅)
And if you think of anything important about them that you want to make clear I would love to know!! Been having lots of fun reading and working on your gift so far!! Hope your day has been well, and thank you for your time!!
Hello!!!
Was a bit surprised to see this, seen a few others getting and sending anon asks for Secret Santa wasn't sure if I would get one (And it seems I have! How exciting :3)
Onto your questions!
I do tend to draw them with 3 fingers (plus the thumb) it's just stylistically easier to draw usually >~< But I do draw them with 4 fingers and a thumb sometimes especially for ASL, so it's completely interchangeable! :3
2. Yup! He kept the ruffle its just…generally covered by his rays whenever I draw him XD Moony also still has his ruffle, they sometimes wear it instead of the cravat (Sentimentality and familiarity, he also has their old hat for this reason!)
3…..eheh…ya…umm…that's just me misremembering what color it was, the one in the refs is supposed to be the one from Roxy I just mixed up the color >~< So…It technically is supposed to be gold! Oopsies…I shall fix that on the refs XD
4. The pin on JDCAU Moon's hat is a 'Monty in space' pin from Monty! Since he's a fan of 'Freddy in space' Monty gave them one of himself XD I just…never really draw it properly for a ref so…here you go! And one of my other Moon's (Moo) is from J-TOL which is set in the same universe as JDCAU but is just the other plex location in the AU (I enjoy referring to the 2 AU's as my JAu's XD) So Moo is the one with a trans fem flag on their hat!
Anything else….hmmmm…Only thing I can really thing of is if you want to dress them up at all in stuff, Asides the Earrings from Roxy you can go with whatever! (but stuff like suns, moons, stars, clouds, rainbows are very his style) same goes for stickers since I don't have very many specifically stated!
And I know i have a good handful of items listed they have (clothes, accessories, lil gifts and hobby items in their room) and most don't have any references, so…if you need refs for anything like that just send in another ask and I'll get you the refs you need should you need any!
And if you end up dressing em up for Sunny masc or fem styles work! But for Moony masc or androgynous no fem for them please! :3
And just AHHHHHHHH omgoodnesssssss I can't believe you've been reading my stories >-< Makes me really happy to hear you've been enjoying reading them and what you're working on!!! I'm super excited to see what you make! And I hope your day has been good as well!!!! <3
#jesterposts#jesterasks#ask answered#secret santa!!!!#AHHHHHH#so excited#fnaf daycare au#jdcau#asks open#j-tol mentioned
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buddy, listen.
why do you get so sore when i refer to you as a brahmin? are you not one? (you are). is it because you think it's a direct and malicious attack on your parents? (it's not). is it because you 'admitting your privilege' gives you pardon clemency amnesty a gold star sticker for being one of the good ones, or - as you love to drape all over your body - a staunch ally? (it does not).
you don't understand what privilege is, literally and in reality. what caste is. you're incapable.
you've renounced nothing because you can't because it doesn't matter to you because it means starting from nothing because it means a fundamental tectonic change in your body and soul. your 'guilt, listening, learning, unlearning, platforming marginalised' is to just get laid by ghouls on the internet and in your network and promotions at work. see even here, you get an orgasm and an increment. why would you renounce all that for violence, spit, tonsuring, humiliation, lynching, landlessness, servility, precarity, indignity, dispossession, being violated, immolated, pissed on, less than human and other terms of endearment?
why would you renounce brahmingiri, buddy? makes no damn sense.
go make a life, enjoy it. yeh sab tension kahe ko lena ka. chill kar, mazze kar, aish kar.
all i am saying is i never got a certificate for being queer from you lot. and here you are begging for rights from depraved old fuck budhas in the supreme court who jack off in chambers while wearing their gowns. tumko ijaazat chahiye pyaar karne ke liye? marriage certificate chahiye? woh bhi unn logo se jo tum par thhookenge, tumko jaan se maarenge? pehle toh tumko thekedaar kisne banaya? humne toh nahi -- usse zyaada -- humko nahi gidgidaana inke saamne. hijro ko toh haqq aur izzat abhi tak nahi dila sake. oopar se aur baddtarr unki zindagi bana di hai. tum aapas mein, apni jaat mein shaadi kar ke kya sudhaarne wale ho? zara humein bhi batao.
but i do have a certificate from the government attesting that i am 'not you'. in this world of yours, there are worse off people than me, who are below me so that should make me happy, right? that's your game. but the certificate that most in this country have is a different 'not you' certificate. and that is the point and the difference. you also have a certificate now --- the eewwww certificate --- that says you also have a difficulties. do you smell the shit like most of them do? come on, tell me.
the 'not you' means most have to stand in line for grains at the pds, then return to the work on the farmlands owned by you. you think jajmani is dead? don't tell that to the 'not you' cause it'll make them laugh and – inadvertently – the spittle from their mouth might fall on you and then you'd have to go to the pujari or maulvi or pastor or granthi or the shakha or the police or the prime minister or the friendly neighbourhood gunda to kill them. actually no need, your uncles and brothers and cousins can do that work just fine. what happens at home, stays at home, right? mohalle mein shor kyun machana.
we are not equal in this. it's not about equality. it's about burning it to the ground. but the thing is. you are willing to rule over dust and ashes – even if all that remains is dust and ashes. that is what you do not understand. it's in your mind and veins. you hate the 'not you'. and the 'not you' hate themselves already. so it's easy peasy lemon squeezy.
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♣ - a fading memory
The wetness of your pillow was starting to get annoying, and for a moment you thank the lord for the annoyance, as it was enough to pull you out of whatever funk you found yourself in. You'd been crying for hours by now.
Your name is Wybe Playerz. You are eight years old, and you're pretty sure you're the loneliest person in the whole entire world. You're only eight years old and you've felt your heart break a billion, million, gazillion times over, and you're not sure how a kid is supposed to deal with all those big emotions. Lifes never been too easy for you, being born into a world that doesn't believe in god was one thing, but being the black sheep of the few believers that did exist was a whole other thing entirely. Your sister, Fani, got two gold stars today, and a big blue one. Your brother, well, he didn't get any stickers, Fani usually is the only one to get the stickers, but your Brother Wyat, he got a pat on the back from your dad and a forehead kiss from Fani.
You?
You got screamed at, until your fathers face was red. Fani got to have your water bottle while on your daily hike, because she "needed" it more, and Wyat got to have a portion of your dinner, because he's bigger and needs more food to help him grow. And you? You got sent to bed early, for being found with a make shift slingshot in your bag. The very same thing that got you screamed at in the first place. It was hard, being Wybe in a family of Playerz. You bet it was the hardest, most worst thing anyone's ever had to go through. You would do anything to get out of this house.
But you didn't want to get out, you didn't want to leave anyone and it made your heart shatter into four thousand little pieces like a broken water glass. All of your water was spilling out and you couldn't clean it up like the doofus you were. You hated yourself, so so much, and you didn't know how to handle it. Crying into your pillow the entire night wasn't something you wanted to do, you hated this, you should be sleeping like a good boy. But you felt utterly alone, completely empty, and desperate for someone to tell you how much they loved you. You wrap your arms tightly around your body, imagining what a mother might hold you like, sniffling as you tuck into yourself deeper.
You don't think eight year olds are supposed to feel like this, but you don't have a frame of reference. Everyone here cries so often.
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⭐️ Went to an important networking lunch, got an in to a REALLY big IT company (redacted), had an amazing pork chop, and didn’t talk about my dog to a bunch of strangers!
#that’s a gold star sticker if anyone was curious#redacted company is almost completely wfh AND you basically need an internal reference to get in#if you work in it you work with this company
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[ So guys, we did it, we reached a quarter of a million subscribers, 250,000 subscribers and still growing the fact that we've reached this number in such a short amount of time is just phenomenal, I'm-I'm just amazed. Thank you all so much for supporting this channel and helping it grow. I-I love you guys... You guys are just awesome. ]
#[ if any one of you get the reference I'll honestly give you a gold star sticker ]#[ OKAY MEMES ASIDE holy shit 300 followers where did- you fellow peeps come from!! ]#[ but ay i'm happy to have you guys around <3 ]#| OutOfClues |#[ i hope i- wont get jINXED FOR THIS ]
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Breaking from my sky posting to ask you all to watch the trailer for To Be Hero X. It's genuinely phenomenal and shows a blend of 2d and 3d styles and I REALLY want to watch it this very second. But they gave us SIX MINUTES (DATE) FOR THE TRAILER
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Wolves are (NOT) Scary Chapter 3
Pairing: Werewolf!BTS X Female human reader
Genre: Fluff smut angst
Warnings: Blow job
Word count: 2,806
Summary: All Y/N wants to do is find her creativity and motivation but she finds 7 werewolves instead.
Author note: Hi again! I've been working tons of overtime since we've been slammed at work. But the good news is I found a cafe that I enjoy writing in and I discovered the magic that is lofi beats to focus on writing and stop being lazy. Although it feels weird writing smut in public lol. If you find the subtle concert reference you get a gold star sticker :D
Taglist: @lovelyseokjinnie @dustyinkpages @sinceritythatcouldntbedelivered @momoriki @iistrangers @openup-yourmind @thedarkwinterrose @thickemadame @moonlitehunter
Chapter 2 // Chapter 3 // Chapter 4
~3 years ago~
Maybe it was wishful thinking to expect your creativity to come back as soon as you moved. Its been a whole week without writing or drawing anything. Laying in the grass staring up at the sky has been way more appealing than working. Throwing an arm over your eyes and sighing you try to clear the thoughts of failure and of your boss being disappointed in your lack of production. You could always just quit and find a different publishing company for your books but this one is the best at distributing all over Korea.
One thing you’ve noticed during your daily procrastination time in the grass is all of the animals that are your neighbors and how not scared of you they are. Yeji’s grandparents must have been feeding them or something.
The song birds are here this morning singing their little hearts out and the small band of female deer that have been stopping by to munch on your grass, eliminating the need for a lawn mower. You coo when you notice all four of the Deer have babies, one of them even has twins. Babies of any species have always made you happy that’s why you went into writing children’s books.
While the little ones were playing the adult deer all suddenly freeze, one of them stares off towards the woods and stamps her hoof while snorting causing them all to run off into the woods.
Frowning you went to get up and go inside when you see it. A dog, a very large dog, sitting where the deer just were on the edge of your yard. Using your limited knowledge of the canine species you deduced that it had to be the size of a great dane. It was a reddish brown with white on it’s chest going towards it’s belly and what almost looks like ‘socks’ on it’s paws. Its striking golden eyes seemingly staring straight into your soul.
Maybe it was stupidity but you weren’t scared of the large beast at all. Throwing away what little common sense that would tell you not to approach unknown animals lest you get bit, you get up and approach the dog holding your hand out for it to sniff.
“Hi puppy, are you lost?”
Letting out a huff the canine leans forward giving your hand a lick. You push your luck and out to pet it when it suddenly whipped its head around cocking its head to the side seemingly hearing something. It looks back at you whining before it takes off running back into the woods.
Disappointment floods you at your new friend leaving you alone. You sigh and head off to your bathroom to take a shower so you could hurry up and head to town before it gets too crowded. You needed to go to the grocery store still, surviving off ramyeon cups hasn’t been healthy.
You reach town with every intention of going to the grocery store but as you pass all the little shops you find yourself oddly compelled to park in the parking spot right in front a certain bakery again. With a grumbling stomach you put your car in park and head inside. Expecting to see Jungkook or Jimin again you are a little surprised to see a new face. Which you really shouldn’t be since its literally only your second time here and obviously they have more than two workers.
The new man has blonde hair and what you would describe as a “Resting Bitch Face” as he looks up at you. You can feel his eyes on you as you look at all of the pastries in the glass case to the side of check out counter. There’s so many to choose from that you almost don’t know what to get. You stand the perplexed for a good 5 minutes until you hear the sound of a clearing throat. Looking up you meet the gaze of the man, his name tag on his black apron says ‘Yoongi’ on it, you notice.
“What kind of things do you like? Sweet, savory, fruity, chocolaty? Maybe I can help you since you seem a bit lost.”
“Umm I like fruit filled things,” you say feeling a bit embarrassed. Yoongi nods his head and opens the case.
“You like cream cheese?” You nod. “Then try this, Its a peach cream puff. Peaches are in season right now and we got some in from the farmers market this morning so they’re fresh.”
You grab the pastry from him and take a small bite. Your taste buds are immediately assaulted by the amazing taste. The actual pastry is somehow crispy and soft at the same time. The filling is creamy and slightly sweet without being overwhelming. The peach slices are soft and ooey gooey in the perfect way.
You moan in an embarrassingly loud way immediately feeling your face get warm when you look up and see the man smile at you. “That good?”
“Yeah...”
“I’ll have to tell Jin then. He’ll be happy to hear his food makes pretty girls swoon.” Yoongi quirks his eyebrow leaning on the counter. You avoid his overt gaze as you reach into your pocket to grab money. “ Don’t worry about it. It’s on the house.”
At that a tall brunette male wearing black rimmed glasses, a red sweater and jeans walks in from the back, “Hyung, why are you giving away free food?” Stopping in his tracks after seeing you his eyes go wide before darting his eyes to the shorter man. It seems as if they are having a silent conversation between themselves while you stand there awkwardly. Before you can interrupt them to offer to pay again, the door chime goes off behind you.
“Don’t you growl at me you mutt. It’s your fault for not bringing clothes!”
Turning your head at the odd statement, you see Jimin holding open the door and waiting for someone but you don’t see another person through the big storefront window. Suddenly a big dog trots through the door, seeing you it heads your way wagging its tail. Staring at the furry creature, realization spreads across your face. It looked just like the dog from this morning. You take the opportunity to scratch behind it’s ears and you giggle when it licks your arm in return. Staying in your own world with the dog you miss the way all of the men are sharing glances with each other.
“Looks like he likes you,” Jimin’s words bring you back from your little trance. “His name is Tae.”
“He’s beautiful!” Tae seemed to bask in the praise and flops onto his back asking for a belly rub. Scratching the large canine’s chest and laughing at the sound of his tail thumping on the tiled floor as you call him a good boy.
“Hey Y/N,” looking up and pausing your scratching earns you a loud whine from Tae. “Are you sticking around town today?”
“I’m just headed to the grocery store today.”
Jimin’s face lit up hearing your answer, “I know this is a lot to ask of you when we don’t know each other well… but we all have to go to out today and I can’t leave Tae in the shop because he’s naughty and will eat every thing in sight.” Sensing your apprehension he quickly chimes in “I’ll give you money to go to the restaurant down the street. They have an outdoor patio and they let dogs sit in there if they behave.”
Thinking it over you were going to decline because you kinda just want to go home but then your stomach decided to do a great rendition of a dying wale protesting the fact that you didn’t eat breakfast. Plus who’d say no to free food? “Ok, how long will you be gone?”
“For around 2 hours. If you finish eating before then you can take him with you to the store. He’ll stick around outside. He’s good at staying put.”
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~Present Day~
“Ya! That’s too much vanilla, I have a recipe book right there! Why don’t you use it?”
“I know it must be shocking to you but I know how to bake too. Just because you’re a fancy schmancy professional doesn’t mean you’re better than me!”
“No, hyung is right that’s way too much,” Taehyung added sitting at the kitchen island watching the amusing show of you and Jin trying not to kill each other in the kitchen. It always happens because he’s a perfectionist when it comes to baking and you’re stubborn. The rest of the pack has given up trying to separate you when an argument breaks out unless food starts flying. There was an incident that involved flour that isn’t allowed to be brought again. Namjoon locked you both in Jin’s room and said to you couldn’t come out until you both started acting like adults. One thing lead to another and you ended up having amazing make up sex that left you, as Ariana Grande eloquently put it, ‘walking from side to side.’ The other guys wouldn’t start laughing about it especially when Jimin started saying he should throw flour at Jin too if that’s what you got out of it.
Shooting him your best glare with your hands on your hips you quip back “I don’t remember asking you for your opinion.”
While you were busy snapping at the younger wolf, Jin took the opportunity to grab all the ingredients and start working on a different batch of buttercream frosting. You gasp at his audacity.
“What do you think you’re doing?”
“I’m saving Yoongi’s birthday cake from your awful frosting.”
To say your feelings were hurt would be an understatement. Probably sensing the impending argument, Taehyung hoisted you over his shoulder taking you to the living room.
“Put me down you jerk!”
“Ok,” he said before dropping you unceremoniously onto the couch. As soon as you hit the couch he transformed and jumped on top of you, flopping all 150 pounds of himself down.
“Get off me you fleabag!” You struggle under him, which caused Tae to snuggle onto you even harder. His gigantic head resting over your shoulder. At least he still kinda smelled like his cologne and not like a dog otherwise you’d really be mad. After a few minutes you come up with an escape plan. Grinning to yourself you grab one of his ears and pull, not hard enough to hurt him but not gentle enough to be comfortable, “I have to pee.”
Sitting up he looks at you inquisitively trying to gauge whether or not you’re lying. After a few seconds he huffs and finally gets off the couch setting you free. Where you take your chance to take off running to the stairs in the complete opposite way from the downstairs bathroom. You knew it was a feeble attempt especially when he was in his wolf form. He catches up to you quickly, going back to his human form and grabbing you around your waist and picking you up. After multiple attempts of yelling for help you finally hear Yoongi scold you from where he was cuddling with a snoring Hoseok in the reading room. “Quit making so much noise, some of us are trying to nap.”
“Sorry hyung,” Tae says before taking you back to the couch and setting you on it gently. He sits on the couch next to you staring at the ceiling quietly before looking at you. “You know you don’t have to be good at baking, right? Namjoon hyung can’t even be in the kitchen without something catching on fire.” You chuckle thinking about the big tough alpha looking absolutely lost anytime he attempts any sort of cooking.
Grabbing you chin and turning your head towards him he leans in and places a tender kiss on your lips. Pulling back to look into your eyes “Sometimes we should realize what we’re good at and not feel sad at not being good at other things.”
You didn’t know whether you wanted to cry or kiss him again, he always has a way of comforting you whenever you feel down. He’s contributed a lot to your books and even helped you branch out into writing young adult books on top of children’s books. You don’t have a favorite mate but he is the wolf you are drawn to the most, just like Yoongi and Hoseok are the drawn to each other.
“I love you,” you say sincerely before getting up to sit in his lap.
“Hmm, you want to do this in the living room?” Tae asks giving you a knowing grin. Nodding you press your weight down onto his crotch where his isn’t hard yet. Since you’re all mates and sometimes engage in sex all together these activities in in shared spaces isn’t looked down upon. Sometimes others will join or even just watch.
Hands gripping your hips Taehyung helps you move at a slow pace. As much as you’d love to have him make love to you, you’re still sore from the punishment you received from Namjoon. Your alpha absolutely wrecked you last night. You push off of him and he gave you a confused face before it morphed into realization as you drop to your knees. Spreading his legs, Taehyung made room and you immediately go for the waist band of his basketball shorts urging him to lift up his butt to pull them down and his boxers down. Hand reaching to squeeze his balls the way you know he likes.
Having seven different men to please you had to take note all of their likes and dislikes. No one knows about the spreadsheet you have that helps keep track of that. If you weren’t so adamant that no one touch your laptop after Namjoon almost deleted a ten thousand word rough draft that was due to be sent to your boss the next day, they’d learn your secret.
Hearing a low groan of your name encourages you to take his length in your other hand and gently pull back his foreskin and give kitten licks to the tip. Salty precum was already coming out showing his excitement. If this was Jungkook there’d be a puddle of it by now.
You’ve never deep throated Tae because he was massive. He has the biggest and thickest dick out of all your mates. He understands your limits and never pushes it. If he really wants it he goes to Jimin, that boy can swallow anything like an anaconda. So you stick to jerking him off and sucking his large balls. Licking the sensitive flesh makes you feel powerful, you have all the control in this situation. You take one testicle into your mouth, being extremely careful of your teeth, and suck on it. Letting it fall out with a faint pop sound you smile up at him.
“Oh shit,” He moans meeting your gaze. “Wait, let go.”
You let go of his cock and use that hand to massage the ball you’re not working on. Alternating between them and licking everywhere in between. Taehyung stroked himself so you’d give your full attention to his sac. His pace was fast and you knew his end was approaching quickly as his knot starts to swell. Grabbing the base of his cock you apply a good amount of pressure and pull slightly to simulate him being stuck inside you.
“Fuck fuck fuck fuck,” he cries out bucking his hips up and finally cumming all over your hand. As much as you’d love to lick your hand for Taehyung’s enjoyment you weren’t really in the mood to taste cum today. Getting up you leave a quick kiss on your spent mate’s forehead and run to the kitchen to wash your hands.
“Here try this” Jin holds out a spoon with frosting as you’re about to turn on the water. Begrudgingly you admit that it tastes good, way better than yours was gonna end up being. “I’m sorry for taking over when you were doing things. I know you’re trying but it’s hard for me to relinquish control when it’s something I excel at. I’ll try to stop.”
“It’s ok I forgive you.”
Jin being the hugger that he is pulls you in for a big bear hug then immediately pulls back making a face when he feels a wetness on his back where your right hand is. “That better not be what I think it is.”
The tirade that follows you sheepishly smiling at him was so loud it would be quoted for years after that. Needless to sayc you made Taehyung take you to town to buy him a new sweater.
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