#If you don't

[dovewingkinnie]

poppy playtime should add a evil scientist for their next villain and im not saying that because it would be hot no :( im saying that ebcause it would be hot

[hg-aneh]

Crowley and his slutty little man waist

(Not a man, but you're damn right)

[youronlydarlin]

🥰Hey can you write a fic for me. Simon buys thongs and he puts them on, he’s all naked with just thongs on. He also lives alone and makes a sexy slow walk to his bedroom door trying to be seductive and he lick his lips and bites it as he gives his ass a little shake. Then Leon jumps and hangs himself by his thongs on the door giving himself a wedgie and he’s screaming loud. His balls squeezed from the thong and his bare ass on display as he hangs from his thongs receiving the wedgie, he screams but he enjoys it

Hi, what?

You stand in the corner, confused, bewildered, afraid. Half eaten pizza falling to the floor at the sight of... What ever the fuck this is..

It's 3am and you're convinced that what you're seeing is a hallucination, a twisted trick your sleep addled mind bestowed on you as the consequence of not properly taking care of yourself. But of all the fucking horror your brain could've conjured, why this? Was this some sort of secret fantasy that you've locked away and neglected? Tossed to the back and left to starve like that one artificial pet you used to play on your moms phone when you were 7? What was so enticing about the image of Ghost from the hit game Call of duty wearing a thong? With the special participation of Leon Kennedy from the world renowned classic Resident Evil game?

It's all just too much, your knees threaten to give out and you're wondering if it's really too late to get therapy. All you wanted was to go back to your room with a snack, and no, Ghost's ass does not count.

It's like watching a car crash, no matter what you do you can't stop looking. Like you're not in control of your eyes. Forced to look up at the morbid scene that's forever engraved into your memory.

When all of a sudden Deadpool crashes in through the window, he carries you to the basement where you have a hot steamy threesome with Wolverine.

And they all lived happily ever after...

a/n: I can't believe after months of disappearance this is what breaks my no fic streak. I'm deeply sorry to anyone who reads this

Yours, truly

–Dolly

[coffeexxcigarettes]

I fear nothing more than a life left unlived.

The irony in how this leaves me

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[chirpsythismorning]

I just found myself typing up a ridiculously long word vomit deep dive into Mike's feelings for Will and El in early s5 based on Mike's shirt, now that we got it in proper lighting, only to delete it bc no i cannot subject anyone to whatever that was

[localguy2]

Having read through the Ghost Ao3 tag for a while now, I've come to a conclusion:

I don't like post Canon Ghost being baby whatsoever :/

I need to see them genuinely struggle being anything but a fighter with the weight of the entire world on their shoulders, I wanna see them be emotionally and mentally lost and unsure of what to do at all times

I need to see them try to deal with the aftermath and try to salvage what little is left of the Kingdom (preferably post Dream No More for me), because anyone with the right mind can tell this kingdom is beyond repair

I need to see them struggling to have a somewhat decent relationship with Hornet, who herself is already struggling with her own turmoil and emotions, most importantly in my head her Mother's full death, which may lead her to hold some irrational resentment against Ghost even if she knew it was ultimately for the greater good for hue kingdom and probably mother as well

I wanna see them try to fit into a world that never accepted them, a world that begrudgingly lets them exist, a world they never thought they could live in

TL;DR I wanna see Ghost suffer because ✨Life✨ happend

[cinamun]

Me pulling up all my faves Kofi pages for this Small Simblr Saturday

Good morning!

[dorianepin]

Girl.

[tiredpapergirl]

The smell of old books is to live for.

[bigbobvelseb]

all of these are from the same person by the way.

I sometimes regret making this blog.

[jotun-appologist]

Tumblr recommends me a post on my dash demonizing surrogacy and talking about italy's surrogacy ban as though its a good thing.

Wtf.

"Exploits women" my ass. Get your gender crit opinions away from me, you homophobic, sexist piece of shit.

[sergeantneko]

Hi guys! It's certainly been a while since I've posted here, other than reblogs. Not much has really been happening, so I've had no need to post anything.

I will say I started to play the hit MMO Final Fantasy XIV (14), as well as The Legend of Zelda: Echoes Of Wisdom, and also Final Fantasy XVI (16).

Final Fantasy XVI is UH-MAYZING, and this game quickly became my favourite of the entire series. I love this game to the point where I have actually written something for the Clive/Jill pairing, and it's my first foray into writing for the series. I shall post a link below if you would like to read it?

I also finished off a oneshot for the zelda series I'd had in progress for months (though most of that time was spent not writing, because burnout is a bitch).

[fae-is-gay]

Please for the love of god

Please report @orange-notebook-1 and block them, and show some support to @scooburst

[uncanon-xiv]

It's been a while. Have a smirk.