#Idk why I'm so obsessed with putting him in suits but oh well.

[ihateleviack]

Old (helmetless) Steve meeting younger Steve cuz why not (ft Bill)

(REALLY tried with the expressions but I didn't know what kind would suit this Steve)

This Steve was supposed to have this outfit ( https://pin.it/2GWZMpVAY (blue one)) but I was too scared to ruin the lineart with kokies.

I wasn't going to add in the last two at first, but I was like- why not. It's just old drawing of Steve (1st is last Nov and 2nd is last January).

Spent way too much time doing these while listening to the type of 70s bands that I'd think he'd listen to (like "Player" or "The Doors" etc.)

Refs:

https://pin.it/1xgB3EZQi

https://pin.it/2XXgozPB3

https://pin.it/5gyTwDbxu

https://www.tiktok.com/@mellon_soup/photo/7220451752493993262?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7318347654730335749

https://www.tiktok.com/@mellon_soup/photo/7217868041365785902?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7318347654730335749

[diy-dynamite]

Hello! Is it possible for you to write cuddling headcanons for Mr. Crawling and Mr. Scarletella? :D

I DO WRITE FOR MR SCARLETELLA!! I GOT U :3

Wanna Be With You || cuddling hcs

Featuring: Mr. Crawling, Mr. Scarletella

Contents: SPOILERS 4 HOMICIPHER, "Blissful Love Life" and one of Scarletella's endings that I 4got the name to

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(Based more on the Blissful Love Life Ending)

☆ it's obvious that Mr. Crawling is clingy. High maintenance, even. He doesn't force you into anything, obviously, but he'd DIE (again) and melt into a glob on the floor when you offer to cuddle with him for the first time.

☆ his love languages are definitely acts of service, words of affirmation, and touch, but BIIIIIG on touch. Source: trust me bro.

☆ whenever you're lying down, he's GOT to be either right next to you or resting on your torso and lower the same way a dog would sleep at the foot of your bed.

☆ he'd whimper and whine if you kicked him off—which you wouldn't, I hope. He's attached to you by the hip!

☆ to add onto this, you don't have to see him to know how this man instantly switches to search mode whenever you get separated. You hear from your other friends (specifically, Mr. Chopped with his gossipy mouth and his tendency to always be in dire situations) that he gets very agitated when you're away from him for too long. He also mentioned that despite Mr. Crawly's frustration, he was kind enough to bring Mr. Chopped back to safety.

☆ so... don't put him through more torture than he already is now, having to crawl and scrape his palms and knees every time he moves, and let him hold you every night!!!!

☆ Mr. Crawly doesn't care AT ALL what cuddling position he's in. He wants to hold you, he wants you to hold him—all of it is a win!

☆ he's MOST fond of sleeping right on top of you, though. He's like a weighted, cold blanket. You'd be lying on your back while he'd be lying on his stomach, smiling contently as he listens to your resting heart and calmed breathing.

☆ he also likes sleeping on top of you because he gets to shield you.

☆ idt this man is messy... he's probably gonna lay so still that you'd think he was back to being a corpse. Maybe during the first few nights, he'd be tossing and turning to try and find a position for himself that doesn't hurt either one of you AND is comfortable.

☆ you don't have to worry about being uncomfortable because yk damn well he'd be adjusting himself to suit your tastes. #ifhewantedtohewould like bffr...!

☆ anyway. He's a 10/10 in cuddling. He's really touchy, so if you let him cuddle with you, he'd be HORRIBLY sad if you didn't let him the next day.

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(Based on the ending where he becomes our prop/servant, idk)

♡ now. We all know Mr. Scarletella is obsessed in a way that parallels Mr. Crawling's. (And I'll just use "Mr. Red" to refer to him bc I'm too lazy to type his whole name out)

♡ anyway! Mr. Red isn't as touchy as Mr. Crawly. He prefers words of affirmation over everything else, but he does enjoy touch.

♡ every time you touch his hand or just hold him over your shoulder as you walk, UGH—if he were a teenage human girl, he'd be kicking his feet up with his homegirls on the phone like "Oh my god!!" and all that.

♡ anyway, as for positions; I'm torn between whether he likes ANY that has him holding you, or you holding him.

♡ him holding you: he wants to return the favour! Since you're always holding him, he wants to be the one to curl up around you, this time.

♡ he wants you to know that despite him being yours, you're also his. With a long arm slung over your shoulders and his legs just behind yours, he wants the chance to feel like he's doing something for you.

♡ you holding him: selfish fucker. He wants more of the touch you give him. He'd already do anything for you, so you might as well give him this. Right?

♡ at the same time, he doesn't have much of a reason why he wants to hold you. Maybe he just wants to. Perhaps he flickers back and forth, too, depending on the day.

♡ he's just as high maintenance as Crawly, but he's a little tougher and has his own wants that sometimes might not align with yours.

♡ he gets what he wants no matter what. You would know.

♡ but hey. The cuddles are great! Very comfy if you can take his stiffness for a couple of nights since he isn't used to it yet.

♡ 8.5/10. 5 for the cuddle quality, 3.5 for the intent...?

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I HOPE THIS IS TO YOUR LIKINGS GUYS :3 it's like. 3:47 am where I am rn... if there are mistakes, disregard them bc I probably already know about them I just don't care yet at this time of day

[mindless-existence1]

Request: "Can you write a oneshot featuring Aizawa Shouta with self bondage and gags please? In the fic, he gets the idea to try out self bondage in his apartment. You can decide on how he ties himself and with what toys. But I'd like it if he used a tape gag and was unable to escape his bonds, meaning he'd be stuck in bondage and orgasming the whole night."

Authors note/info about the story: This is male reader who works as a teacher at UA and is a prohero. You have a crush on Aizawa and he has a crush on you. I fear I'm obsessed with submissive men 😔😔Enjoy~~

Word count: 1,611

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Warnings: Self bondage, super overstimulation, sex toys, multiple orgasams, dry orgasm at the end (I fear om obsessed with them 😔)

Aizawa knew this was a bad idea, he knew this was kind of a terrible idea. But he couldn't push down his desires, plus he knew it was mostly a safe plan...mostly. All he had to do was be as careful as possible.

He had finished school for the day about an hour ago and was finally headed home (yeah ik it's technically a dorm but let's pretend it's a bit more like an apartment complex type situation) He just wanted to...spice things up tonight.

All day it felt like you had been teasing him and he couldn't get the thought of you out of his head. Why did your hero suit have to make you so fucking sexy? It drove him out of his mind.

You had been way more touchy then usual today and he almost had to rub one off like a teenager in the staff bathroom. So now in the privacy of his own home he can take care of the erection that's been forming all day.

He took off his shoes at the door and instead of taking off his hero clothes like normal he kept them on. You always said you hot he looked in uniform so he wanted to keep it on.

He went to his drawers and pulled out one of his sinful toys. He bought it in an act of desperation years ago and only used it when he really needed to, like right now.

It was a vibrating cock ring that wouldn't stop him from coming, it was a win win and he always felt a little guilty about buying it. Even so it did come in handy in times like this.

He put some lube on his hands and jerked himself to full hardness before slipping on the ring. He let out a low groan and pumped himself a few more times. He kept the remote in one of his hands so he could change the setting even when tied up.

Now on the bed Aizawa expertly tied his legs first and arms later to the bed posts, with a swift motion he wrapped it around his mouth as well. He strategically kept the end peice hanging next to one of his hands. This was so when he was done he could pull on the end and free himself from the binds (idk how knots and stuff works so pretend this makes sense).

With a deep breath through his nose Aizawa clicked the first setting of the ring. A soft buzz filled his ears and his hips jerked slightly at the feeling. He quickly turned it up a level to give him more stimulation. He moaned through the gag and closed his eyes.

He let the feeling wash over him. "Mmmh hmnnn" he whined through the gag, turning up the vibrations to a faster pace. Aizawa choked on a moan at the intense change. The feeling of vibrations felt foreign but oh so good.

Aizawa changed the level up again finally reaching the highest setting. The moan he let out was borderline pornagraphic, bucking his hips upward into the air he whined into the gag.

It didn't take long for him to reach his climax, the orgasm building up in his gut. He came with a low groan into the cloth. Aizawa felt extremely messy as the cum got on his hero suit. After a second of riding himself through the intense pleasure he went to turn the ring off.

In an instant he was washed over in a wave of panic when the remote fell from his hand. He tried calming himself by reaching for the end of his binding cloth but when he pulled there was no give. Why was there no give??? Aizawa must have used this cloth hundreds of times without mistakes. So why now of all times did he mess it up????

He couldn't think straight enough to get an answer with the relentless abuse of his poor cock. The ring still pulsing at its high level, he let out a broken sob, all of it muffled by the damn binding cloth wrapper around his mouth.

His hips were moving on their own accord as best they could. Aizawa tried tugging and pulling at the cloth but to no avail. His wrists were starting to get sore and his legs ached at the position he tied them in.

After coming again he could feel pain seeping into the pleasure. There was nothing he could do, he wouldn't be able to handle the embarrassment of screaming into the gag as best he could in hopes someone would hear.

The only people he lived by were his coworkers/friends and nothing would be worth having to face whoever came to his rescue the next day.

An image of you flashed in Aizawa's mind and he let out a whine at the thought. You lived close by, just a door down the hall. He gave you a key to his apartment (I know it's a dorm don't come after me), along with Mic. You were probably up right now, grading papers or watching TV.

He knew about your bad sleeping habits, he knew there was a good chance you were up right now. He imagined you touching yourself to, just down the hall. He imagined you waling in and seeing him like this. The thought was all it took to push him over the edge for a third time that night.

There was dried and wet cun alike on his clothes, he felt like a gross mess. All he could think about was you and how he wanted it to be you giving him all this pleasure and not just some toy.

Aizawa was now fully sobbing into the gag, it was wetted with tears. The vibrater kept going, and with each pulse he knew he was a goner.

~~~~~~~~Time skip to later that night~~~~~~~~~

His body felt like it was on fire, everything hurt and the pain was overtaking the pleasure. Every pulse of the vibrater brought a new flow of tears to his eyes. Despite what he wanted he felt the burning sensation of another orgasm building up in his chest. He let out a hiccuping sob into the cloth covering his mouth.

The overwhelming pleasure from his orgasm made him throw his head back as best he could. It was dry and raw and was ripped out of him. In his blessed out state, despite the continuous stimulation to his aching cock, he didn't hear the knocking at the door.

He also didn't hear you coming in, "Hey Shota, sorry to barge in but can you-" the words you were trying to say were lost as you took in the sight before you. He looked so pretty, tied up and clothed with just his cock out. Sweating and covered in his own come, you were so tempted to take a photo but assumed that wouldn't go over well.

"Shota...what?" Again the words died in your throat when Aizawa looked up and saw you gawking at him. He whined a high pitch moan, desperately squirming. He wanted to cover himself and preferably go die in a hole, never to be seen again by specifically you.

"Ummm tphh mmmm" He tried begging to you through the binding cloth but couldn't make anything sound coherent. "Shota, do you need help?" You hesitantly asked, not wanting to overstep. Aizawa quickly nodded his head praying you would get the message. You dropped the paper in your hands and rushed over to the bed.

After a minute of fiddling with the cloth, along with trying to ignore the moaning man under you who was still having his dick abused by the vibrater. Also trying to ignore your own growing erection.

You finally got the cloth completely undone and off of him, he immediately went to take the vibrater off his leaking dick. Aizawa was panting and breathing out light "Thank you"s. He wanted to say more, to explain himself, but he couldn't find the words. Even if he could his throat was scratchy and he desperatly needed water.

You were now sitting on the bed facing each other, maybe a bit closer then friends should be but neither of you wanted to move. The tiered man rested his sweaty forehead on your shoulder, to weak to keep it up himself.

After a second of silence you spoke up "If I was a bit more greedy I'd think you put on this show for me." You leaned forward slightly to whisper in his ear. His breath hitched at your tone. "I-" He didn't know how to explain himself so you kept talking.

"Didn't think you'd be this kinky Shota but I guess it is always the quiet ones. Plus i mean you did come up with a weapon called a 'binding cloth' so maybe I should have expected this." Your voice teasing but filled with lust, hot breath blew over his ear making them tinted red. M.

"I always hoped I could see you like this but that was mostly just wishful thinking." You laughed again, this time at Aizawa's reaction. In his blessed out state he leaned back and looked you in the eyes. His face was flushed and his eyes seem glazed over but they were fixed on you.

"What?" Is all he asked, it made you chuckle and take his face in your hands. He half hoped expected you to kiss him but instead you leaned in to his ear, you gave it a teasing nible before whispering. "Shota I've been wanting to fuck you since the first day I started working at UA."

[stealingyourbones]

*A pitbull trots up to you and lays his head on your counter. As you pet his head he huffs and purple smoke comes from his breath. It swirls into fairy with flaming purple hair and wings to match. *

Okay, so you know how it's fanon that being exposed to enough ectoplasm can make someone liminal, right?

And in my head canon being liminal means you have a small ghost core, which initials have a small obsession.

IE Jazz-Psychiatry, Sam-Goth/Vegan, Tucker-Technology and basically all of Amity Park.

And basically all of the bats dance with death on a semi-regular basis.

So they all have been exposed to ectoplasm enough to have their own cores.

But what are their obsessions I hear you ask?

Well, let me tell you!!

Batman/Bruce Wayne- Justice

This one is pretty obvious. It's the whole reason he put on the mask. But it's also the reason he doesn't kill or use guns. When Jason died Bruce Couldn't kill Joker. I went against his obsession.

Nightwing/Dick Grayson- Fun

This one is a bit more mellow compared to the rest of the bats, but I figured it suited him the best because he's the oldest and basically the Jack Frost of the group.

Red Hood/Jason Todd- Home

Now you may be thinking "why not revenge or sticking it to the bat?" Well dear friend, let me tell you!! Jason's obsession has been corrupted by the pit. Argo, rage. I'll expound on this more if you want, but I figured the rest is context clues.

Red Robin/Tim Drake- Robin

Tim is obsession is being the perfect robin. Even if he takes up another mantle. He is the Jack of all trades and basically Bruce's platonic soulmate. But also idk, I feel like he's could have a better one.

Robin/Damian Wayne- Protection

Damian's obsession is similar to Danny's in a way, but instead of him protecting a place he protects the weak. That is why he likes being Robin and also why he collects animals like pokemon.

*a small commotion is heard outside*

I know there is more birds I could list but I better hit the road. Here's a bag of teeth for your troubles!!

*the pitbull jumps, grabs the fairy in his mouth, and runs out the door. A legion of tooth fairies are seen chasing after him.*

SO LONG SUCKERS!!!!!

aaaa what a good dog I'm love <3333 oh man I love all of these takes sm!

[hollywoodsargeant]

What's your favorite Logan picture?

this is. a great question. and as someone with 715 pictures of logan saved to their phone (yes actually) there is no way i can narrow it down to just one so i will do some greatest hits. under the break bc i think this post might be disgustingly long

okay i can't Not include this picture ... maybe a bit of recency bias but i love this one entirely too much it's my whole ass LOCK SCREEN like. horrifying behavior actually. but i love him ... his little smile ... he is so stupid i am obsessed with him entirely. saw this picture for the first time while i was in public and actually didn't fully recover for an entire hour. so there's that

and on that note i just really like all of his dumb instagram story selfies. ik he has more but these were the first two i found and i am emotionally attached to both of them. why is he socute. dumb boy

look at him. he is so babygirl. so little guy. logan has never looked so baby. i'm not gonna pretend i don't like his normal look but the hair with no gel is a good look too logan take notes!

classics? idk? logan eagle pose? the f2 one is my laptop lock screen and my chrome tab background fyi. oh and i have it on my phone home screen too ... WELL. definitely very normal behavior. anyways i like these pictures like why is he so dramatic. but it's fitting. very in love with him

UHHHHH i like all of the photos from the whole australia shoot but This one. uhm. hi. it's really big on my screen now and i'm looking very disrespectfully jesus christ. no further comment aside from i want to lick him

hiii silverstone podium ... i am calm. i am so calm. (i am not calm at all). he looked So good this whole podium it's embarrassing how attracted to him i am (in case if you didn't know, i'm attracted to him btw) but the head back deserves a mention. LOOK AT HIM. grrrr

okay and last one. he is so cute. he is soooo cute. i'm so abnormal about this photo i had like a 30 minute meltdown over it idek how to put it to words maybe i'm just obsessed with him ???

and there Are more but i won't include them however consider: all of the volleyball photos, those old williams suit photos where he has his arms crossed and just looks Really Broad, the picture of him and oscar as actual children that oscar posted (he made it to the family fridge!), the merch shoots where he's wearing jerseys (i have a weakness okay), that one picture post-silverstone where he's going in for the hug w his team, and. yeah. before i list off every recent picture of him in existence i think i should stop

[freakadr0id]

Oh my goodness. This is it. My final post for my favorite Tang moments of season 3. There isn't a ton in this one since this is kind of just the last few things I couldn't fit on the previous posts, but I do have quite a bit to talk about regardless. So, without further ado, here is part 3 of my favorite Tang moments from my rewatch of season 3 - Embrace Your Destiny-Part 4: Destiny Fulfilled:

[pt 2]

How hard do you think Tang was freaking out when he got to sit next to Nezha around the fire? I'll bet he was nerding out to the Nth degree.

I've already made a post about this but I going to say it again because GOD THIS SHOT DRIVES ME CRAZY!!! Where's our man Tang in this shot?!!!! OH, WAIT...

HE'S BEHIND THE F***ING FIRE!! This is the last group shot of the show and yet they hide Tang from it completely! WHY?! Idk why but I can't help but think that there is some significance in Tang being put behind the fire. I MEAN LOOK! IT'S PERFECTLY COVERING HIM IN THE SHAPE OF HIS CHARACTER!! Granted, this is something very subtle (and subtlety isn't exactly LMK's strong suit), but it really feels like this has to mean something, I just can't figure out what. Seriously, this has been bugging me since I first noticed this. Am I crazy here?

I love this little moment! MK just casually steals food from Tang, and we all know that if there was one thing Tang wouldn't tolerate, it's his food getting taken. Yet, in this shot, the only thing he does is yell "Hey!" at MK. It shows how MK is comfortable enough to take food from a man whose whole shtick is being obsessed with food, and Tang isn't truly upset. It feels like yet another small family moment between the two of them.

It makes me so happy that Tang is the one to end the season. He is the first voice we hear in the show and it's nice that he is the last voice we hear at the end of this season. Clearly, this was intended to be a potential ending for the show, but it ended up continuing anyway. I sincerely hope that when the show does end, it ends with a voice-over from Tang as well. He is the storyteller of the show, after all.

-~-~-

I can believe I've gotten to the end of season 3 with these posts. I initially started my 'Favorite Tang Moments' collection based on a random screenshot I took when I paused the show in 'On the Run' during my rewatch. When I got to 'Amnesia Rules' I thought it would be fun to show off my favorite Tang moment from that episode, and after that, I just couldn't stop.

I've decided to go back and do this same thing with seasons 1 and 2. It's been a while since I've watched those seasons anyway, so why not share my favorite Tang moments while I'm at it? It'll be a bit until I start doing that, however, since I want to get some other stuff done before I go back to these posts. Don't worry though! I'll still post more Tang-related stuff. I have some thoughts and theories about this season I'd like to share, and I'll start posting those occasionally now that I'm done with the season.

Here are my other Favorite Tang Moments

[x-exo]

Hehe but why would I not do such nice things and reblog your amazing creations like ??? I must share, I must show love

Dhkadnsk I felt that xD and then shortly after we got wonho's comeback and I screamed because oh my gosh yesss!! This song is just flippen amazing, I really love that 80's vibe we are getting (it reminds me of songs my parents listen too from that time) and the dancing. I LOVE how just smooth he is dancing, apparently he wanted to appear like water for the dance and he pulled it off. I'm proud for both boys, they put out amazing works of art that has me both dancing and crying in the club

Exo wise, kyungsoo is amazing like you said, the way he is casual about his solo album talk is making me laugh but be excited like I'm curious what style he will go for? Sehun has a movie coming out soon I think (catboy for the win lol) and lastly chanyeol. Welp it seems to be an exo trend where the boys surprise us with something good and then they say "peace out" lol. This makes me laugh a bit, idk I'm weird cx but while I do wish we could have a bit something more from chanyeol (or him address the chaos from a while back) i hope he will do well at the military! It was going to happen soon for him and soon baekhyun so now nor never right?

Yeah I couldn't send an anon :c asks are on but not anon, not sure if it was a glitch on my end. But for mingyu, its getting a bit more chaotic if you have been catching up (I know you said you are taking a break which i support! I will miss seeing you active but take a break for sure! Your happiness and health is important and this news with mingyu is alot. Come back when ready of course! I'll be here and others as well!) But one thing for sure is pledis DID their job and put out an announcement! They confirmed one of the accusations to be false, they are working on getting things more cleared up and in the meantime mingyu is on a hiatus. Its a good step and I'm guessing for the more series stuff they are getting evidence and talking with everyone they can and put it out like starship did for kihyun. As a mingyu stan I'm happy one part is cleared up BUT this isn't far from being fixed which is what I'm seeing many fans say "oh we should have believed him in the first place" and I am sitting her confused because like no, it isn't? We don't know any of these idols, they are meant to just entertain us with music really as you said. They still need to clear up the first set of comments so I'm happy things are being done, its far from being finished so I'm staying in the middle still. All I know is there's the issue with mistranslations that also are causing problems

Ok i wrote alot I'm so sorry dnakdba but I hope you're doing good!! I may hope off on anon sometime in the future! Dont wanna bother you with shoving myself into your dms lol. Ps fudge kakao m as well

sorry again for taking ages to answer 😔😔 i’ve been away from here for a while but omg thank you again for being so nice :’) 

I’ve been OBSESSED but like OBSESSED with Wonho’s Devil OMG it’s literally one of the best songs that have been released in the last few years HIS MIND ??????? i love it so much wow also CHANGKYUN all his songs are so good and mysterious and sexc and so him i love them so much (all the content i’ve been getting from him these past months... chef’s kiss!!)

Chanyeol is finally in war and Baekhyun is leaving next month! I’m happy they can take a break and focus on other things other than being idols tbh and they’ve prepared things for when they’re away! I’m really looking forward to every 27th of every month omg pcy and his big ass brain! i wonder what’s he prepared! also he’s got a station coming out tomorrow which i’m v excited about (even though sm for some reason won’t give him his well deserved solo but that’s to discuss another day smh...) ALSO DID YOU SEE OBSESSION XIÜMIN???? MY GOD the concept was tailored for him omg i’m so glad he knew we wanted him in there and he delivered!!!! 

As for the mingyu thing...things have been kind of “cleared” out now but i feel weird still idk i’m still waiting for him to say something on the matter tbh idk if it’s ever gonna happen but..yeah but at the same time i miss seventeen and gose so much i hope they come back soon

BUT...

HOSHI

HOSHI!!!!!! omg hoshi ???????? i’m in love with spider and the mv and the concept it suits him so well AND THE CHOREO???? i can’t wait for studio choom and to see him perform it live on music shows (i think he’s going to attend a couple???) he looks so good and seems so happy to be releasing his music! nd also the seventeens hyping him up at any given chance??? we love to see it! 

but anyways i hope you’re doing well too! and hope out of anon whenever you want to ☺️ also we got the songs back!!! yessss but still fuk kakao m for being petty

[neoarchipelago]

Lisbon Lights (John Wick x Reader) part 3

Word count : 4 708

AN: i need to finish my series so I can start a new one LOL so I think there will be 1 or 2 chapters of Lisbon lights after this one! I advise you to re-read the last chapter if you don't fully remember it, and idk... This might not end with a 'happily ever after' we'll see... ENJOY ❤️ ps: OUTFIT at the bottom, with the 'show' she put up, the gif didn't want to stay up here...

Warnings: Violence, kidnappings, abuse, curse words

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"I-I'm not undressing him!" You half-yelled. 

"So that's what you were doing? Your question about tattoos? You wanted to see me shirtless" John spoke innocently, making you gasp in indignation. 

"Of course not! Idiot!" You yelled, throwing him a pillow, which he perfectly dodged while grinning at you. 

"I see that you two get along so well. And I was worried you might find it bothersome that there's only one bed." Amalia said, a devilish grin on her lips.

"What?" John's voice and yours melted into the same tone of shock. 

Amalia was already leaving, as John turned to the bedroom door. You quickly jumped up from the couch, following him half running. You stood at the entrance next to John, watching in almost horror the queen bed. 

"You gotta be kidding me." You whispered. 

You sighed looking up at John. He looked as taken aback as you. After all this hasn't been on your mind. Sure sharing a suite with Wick was already printed in your brain, but the same bed? You sighed again, closing your eyes for a second. You felt tired and honestly, it didn't entirely matter to you. 

"Whatever I guess…" you simply let out as you turned back to the living room. 

You heard John sigh as well, but shrugged it off. You took a glance at the entrance where your things had already been brought to you. You looked through it and grabbed your toothbrush. You walked to the bathroom to brush your teeth, closing the door behind you. You felt exhausted and you were dying to just lay in bed. When you walked out you noticed John sitting on the couch, looking up at you. You smiled softly before walking to the bedroom. This whole scenery felt weird but it would have been much worse if it had been without John. You were almost a bit a glad that you were staying with him tonight as you smiled to yourself. You decided to keep your pajamas on, your shorts and the tank top. You threw the covers down on one side of the bed as you heard John walk in a few seconds later. 

"This is my side of the bed Mister wick." You say smiling. 

"I've noticed." He simply answered walking to his side of the bed.

He sat down and you watched him as he took off his shirt, his back muscles rolling under the fabric. You blushed slightly and bit your lip, turning away as soon as you saw him glance at you. You unhooked your bra and threw it on a chair. 

"What are you?!" You heard John say.

You were already slipping under the fluffy and comfy covers when he spoke. 

"I don't like sleeping with my bra. I'm not used to it." You simply said, humming softly. 

"Can't you get used to it tonight?" His voice was slightly lower and you shivered a bit.

"No mister wick. Good night." You spoke in a playful tone but feeling your eyelids fall already. 

You must have been really tired because you dozed off while John put himself into bed to sleep as well. Maybe an hour passed or two when you woke up again. You blinked a few times getting used to the darkness of the room. Only the light coming from the windows lit up the room, just enough for you to see the shape and dim color of what surrounded you. You spun around facing John's back. You were suddenly in trans in front of the view. You were able to see John's back perfectly, the covers reaching only his waist and he was shirtless. You took in his appearance and the tattoo's design with a bit more focus this time. It was beautiful, and fit him perfectly. It was extremely hot and sexy and it made you want to run kisses all over but John wouldn't really appreciate that. His back, just that, was beautiful, lit by the lights of the city, Lisbon lights. You let your hand wander closer to him, but froze a few inches from his skin. Maybe was it better not to wake him up… but your entire being was begging to feel his skin again. 

Your fingertips ran over the cold skin of his back and you mentally took note to cover him right after your little exploration. It was old definitely and you could notice some scars here and there over it or on his back in general. You lightly traced the design, taking in every detail and you felt compelled to lay a kiss there, in the middle of his back, right between his shoulders. Feeling brave or perhaps just driven by a feeling you had yet to fully understand, your lips placed a soft kiss on that spot. When you realized your action you pulled back, lips and hand from his skin. You were slightly shocked of your own movements but sighed of relief when John still looked like he was sleeping. 

However. Not everything is always as it seems and you watched wide eyed as John turned on his back, fully awake and glancing at you. The hand that had caressed his back a few seconds ago was now on your mouth and you looked at John, blushing a bit too much. John's expression was entirely blank, there was no way to know if he was furious or if he enjoyed it. Your heart was racing and none of you made a move. But when time seemed to stretch and the seconds felt like hours you finally spoke, in a voice that you almost didn't recognize. 

"S-sorry.." you whispered. 

John seemed to process your apology, perhaps was he not fully awake or maybe he didn't even know what you've done. 

"Why did you do that?" He whispered too, with his dark and low voice.

Ok..he knew what you've done. Of course he did! He felt it!

"I.. I don't really know. I'm sorry mister wick…" you tried, truly meaning it. But the frown that appear on his face made your heart skip a beat as you watched him turn to you fully. 

"Don't call me that after what you did." His voice sounded cold and it hurt. 

"I'm sorry John.." you spoke again looking at him in the eyes, truly feeling sorry. You were being clumsy, acting like a stupid teen in love, and that wasn't you. That wasn't the girl you were proud of being but something about him made you want to let your walls down and let him in. Perhaps he had even read all of those thoughts in your eyes exactly at that moment because you weren't prepared to feel his arms wrap around your back and pull you closer to him. The feeling of his chest and his smell made you close your eyes. 

"Just tonight, right?" He whispered.

The sound of his voice made you shiver and he pulled you even closer. You nodded in his arms, agreeing to those terms as if allowing yourself to be weak just tonight. 

It didn't took long for you to drift back to sleep. 

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The morning sun felt hot against your face. You wanted to move away but you felt trapped. It took a few seconds to get adjusted to the light, and you had to blink away the blurriness a few times. You took note of the strong arm locked around your waist, trapping you against a broad chest. Your mind was a bit of a mess and you thought back to every event of last night. The attack, John saving you… you losing entirely control and… this. You had cuddled up during the night after you had caressed his back and… kissed it. You laid in bed thinking. It wasn't like you to act like this. You couldn't deny how John made you feel, he was handsome, mysterious, he could be entirely rough and soft as well. You couldn't deny either, the way your heart jumped when John came to save you. You didn't remember the last time you let a sob, a real one, escape you in front of someone. You couldn't stop yourself from touching his skin and not only his back, you wanted to leave a trail of kisses all over him, the way he groaned at every touch… 

You shook your head groaning. 'wake up! What the fuck is wrong with you?!' you mentally scolded yourself. You were the one who tempted targets and killed them. Not the one being tempted. It was maybe just because you thought of him as interesting. A child is always obsessed with a new toy but it never lasts. No. Somehow even that metaphor was annoying. You couldn't possibly think of John as a toy. You hid your face with your hand softly whining. The soft chuckle coming from behind your back however made you freeze. 

"What's wrong? Did embarrassment hit the mighty goddess?" His voice was rough and slightly sleepy and you wanted to melt on the spot, but you put up your walls again. 

"Oh… I'm a goddess huh? That's flattering…" you joked in playful tone, earning a groan from the man.

The vibration that rose through his chest made your breath hitch and you felt too hot at the moment. You needed to escape his arms. Even if you were begging to stay like this all day long. Silence fell and you were almost surprised it didn't feel awkward at all. You sighed, closing your eyes for second. Every dream has to end, and this one had just reached it's sad ending. You cleared your throat and softly sat up, pulling away his arm. You still softly smiled at him, hiding all the confusing feelings he made you feel.

"Being in bed with you is wonderful sir, but we have a plan  to put up in action…" you let out, a devilish smirk on your lips. 

John chuckled at your sudden energy, as you jumped out of bed and walked into the living room, leaving him in bed. You took a bit of time to breath away from him and his tempting person. You sighed as a knock on the door was heard and trotted to the door to open it. You grinned at the waiter who had brought breakfast for you and john. 

"G-good morning miss… the director is offering you breakfast, as an apology for last night's… inconvenience." 

You giggled like a child, opening the door wide open. The waiter walked in, as you followed him, attracted to that wonderful smell of toast, cappuccino and 'natas'. You leaned over the food grabbing a hot one, and taking a bite of it moaning sinfully as you closed your eyes. Yes being in Lisbon was like being in heaven to you. However you opened your eyes as you felt a presence behind you, glancing back at a glaring John. You frowned as you followed his look, falling into the lost gaze of the waiter who was gazing hungrily at you and particularly your chest. You hadn't put on a bra, and your nipples were visible underneath the white tank top. You wanted to laugh at the situation, but before you could react, John spoke in a tone that sent shivers down your spine. 

"If you're done. Get out." 

The rough and low voice woke the waiter from his trans,as his eyes filled with shame and fear. You've rarely saw men running out so fast. 

"What was that for?" You asked Innocently earning another glare from John. 

'now now… are we being protective of me mister wick?' you thought to yourself, unable to stop a bright smile from escaping you. John simply groaned, grabbing a mug behind you, before walking away to get coffee. You felt particularly happy at the moment, John's little demonstration of attention had put you in the greatest mood. However, you froze once more remembering that it wasn't your role to be this happy of someone's attention. Actually. You shouldn't be giving a single shit. You felt trapped once more against the evidence that something was going on with you and all in all it had to be because of John. 

"(y/n). Are you even listening to me?" 

John's annoyed voice rang making you fall back into reality. Batting your eyes Innocently, you walked to the couch where John was sitting, sat down next to him, and looked at him as innocently as possible, all the while sticking your chest out just enough to drag his attention there. 

"I'm sorry sir. Could you repeat, I'll be a good girl now." 

You were living for the look of slight shock on John's face. You did warn him you'd be nice only for one night, and time was up. Going back to your usual self, you almost chuckled out loud, but managed to keep an innocent look on your pretty face. John looked pissed but kept going. 

"The plan. Tell me what is it." His voice was grumpy and you honestly wanted to hug him. 

The plan. You almost forgot about that. Your brain was really too overwhelmed by John. 

"Oh.. yes. Well. I thought about the situation."

"You can think?" John asked sarcastically. 

You glared at him, but resumed your explanation. 

"If she gets to us before we do, it's over. We have to make her so angry that she'll make a mistake and we can get to her." You spoke seriously. 

"So your plan, after having me killing her father, is to make her even more angry?" John asked looking at you confused. 

You smiled sheepishly at him as he just managed to frown at you. 

"Are you suicidal? Masochist?" He asked. 

You grinned even more, making him roll his eyes. 

"No seriously John. I know where she keeps her… 'product'. The people she kidnaps are kept in an abandoned warehouse in the docks, in the desert part of the city. During the day they aren't unable to 'ship' them. We go there, we free everyone, maybe call the cops. She's gonna get away with it obviously… BUT! We'll ruin her business and she'll be too angry to even think properly on how to act, and then, we'll hit her." 

John seemed to ponder the idea. You kept looking at him hoping he'd agree. It wouldn't be fun to do it on your own. 

"How are you expecting to even enter the warehouse?" He asked once more. 

The devilish grin that spread on your lips made John wondee if he wouldn't regret the idea. And to be honest.  You knew he'd regret it. 

----

Walking out of the room once more, your gaze caught John's as you spun around, making your red skirt flow around you and show maybe a bit much. You were living for the shock on John's face as you put up a show for him, but quickly regretted it when he rose from the couch to walk to you. 

"No." He spoke immediately. 

"Excuse me?" You asked. 

"We're not doing it." He spoke again walking away. 

The plan was simple, you'd use the fact that you were like a ghost to everyone to enter the warehouse without being recognized, act like one of the prisoners while John enters in the back. After the signal, all that was left to do, was to kill all of Luana's men and call the cops. You might have to use a bit of your charms to keep them busy while john enters, but nothing you weren't used to. You had even dressed accordingly, a red skirt, a white shirt, some thigh high socks and some heeled boots. You had obviously a small knife hidden in your boot.

"You mean you're not coming? Cuz I'm doing it Wick." You spoke, pretending to head to the door. 

You felt a powerful grip on your wrist that made you spin around. Falling face to face with an angry baba yaga, you shivered of delight. 

"I won't be there to help you. Do you understand?" His tone was threatening and it made your heart pound loudly. However, as it is common with you, you always had something to throw back. 

"What makes you think I need your help Mister Wick?" You whispered to him, leaning as close as possible without touching him. 

Staring at each other for a few seconds, you suddenly had lost your voice, losing yourself in his deep brown eyes. You were glad he didn't throw another piece of dialogue your way because you didn't think you'd be able to fight back this time. He simply stepped back and walked away to the door. You felt highly dissatisfied and almost pained, but you shrugged away the feeling, running behind him to exit the room. 

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Hiding behind a shipping container, you listened to the sound of guards speaking. John had changed of behavior, he was focused, his shoulders were more tensed and he was much more aware of everything. You were enjoying this. Even if you were in a dangerous situation, overall, working with John and being able to witness how he hunts, was… fascinating. You smirked as you watched him take a better view of the surroundings. As he grabbed the gun he had kept on his waist you swallowed dry. He was handsome and he looked dangerous. 

"Are you ready?" 

His low voice made you fall back into reality. You nodded, watching him walk away, as you, walked in the opposite direction. You disheveled your hair a bit, as you walked, and ripped a bit of your shirt off. You couldn't look that pretty after all. You had to play the perfect little victim. Now all was left to do was being caught. They'd think you were one of the girls that tried to escape and they'll bring you back to the warehouse. 

You pretended to hide, very badly, around the shipping containers, and soon enough your little plan worked. 

"Oi!" 

Turning around, you faked the perfect scared look you could pull off and ran, but not too fast, the opposite direction. You quickly got caught by another dude, as you let out a yelp and a piercing scream. After all, you had to pretend  not wanting to be caught. You quickly got surrounded, grabbed and lifted up into someone's shoulder. Looking around, you almost wanted to grin when you saw they were taking the direction to the warehouse. But again, that's not what a scared pretty girl does. So you started to cry, letting your mascara run a bit. You closed your eyes listening to the sound of metals doors being opened, the sound clearly echoing through the open space of the warehouse. A few steps in that echoed again, and you were thrown to the floor harshly. Well that'd leave a few bruises. You groaned but managed to sit up. Looking around your eyes fell into much more frightened ones, and for a second you wanted to throw up. 'poor girls'.

It didn't take long before they pulled at your arms to tie them behind your back. You wanted to grin again but you stayed stoic. After a rough push to bring you back to the ground, you mentally noticed the stupidity of the men surrounding you. What, they found you running outside and they didn't tie your legs? Well that would be easier for you. Pretending to look around desperately, letting out a sob for good measure, you tried to catch a glimpse of your… partner? A flash of black above made your heart jump. 

John. 

Damn he looked hot in that black suit, his hair plastered back. You unfortunately had to take your eyes off the handsome figure. Now was time for the real act to start. You had to keep the three men in front of you as busy as possible until John got rid of the others, all the while keeping the girls next to you as safe as possible. 

"P-please…" you let out, faking a heavy accent, again, for good measure. "I'll do anything…" you added, curling up, enough for your chest to stick out a bit. 

Putting up an innocent look, you knew you'd won as soon as they grinned. That grin, was disgusting. You knew it too well, but you've learnt to be unfazed by it, and moreover, to make sure to erase it. 

"Anything?" One of them asked, kneeling down. 

You nodded innocently, a frightened look still plastered on your face. You shivered feeling one of his hands run up your leg. You had to pretend to look even more scared. Making you realize how fucked up your mind actually was. You'd been tempting targets for so long, you couldn't feel fear out of it anymore. You had to pretend it. Brushing off that moment of pondering on your own fucked up mind, you threw back your attention to the three men in front of you. The hand that roamed over you passing over your chest, you let out a yelp that honestly sounded a bit too much like a moan, earning yourself the full attention of the guards. 

Looking up behind them, letting your eyes fall into John's ones, you gasped at the sight. You had perhaps rarely seen such anger into someone's eyes. And the gunshot that echoed through the entire warehouse made you jump. There was no signal. He had just moved on with the plan. That asshole! 

You groaned, forgetting all about your act, taking opportunity of the distraction to headbut the man on top of you, breaking his nose and making him fall back. Jumping on your heels your arched your back, reaching for your boot with your hands tied up. The cold metal of your knife made your confidence rise. You quickly pulled it out as more gunshots ran through the warehouse, mixed with the screams of the scared girls. You quickly cut the ties that bound you. You threw another kick at the man in front of you, in the nose again, before letting yourself fall back into your back, your legs rising up, and pushing yourself up with your arms and the balance of your legs in one move, falling right back into your heels, like a cute little cat. Grinning at the two men… two ? John had apparently already shot one of them, you decided to throw your knife at the one standing a bit further away from you. It reached his throat and you watched him fall down before putting back your attention to the man in front of you. 

But before being even able to do anything, the man got shot in the head. You gasped, looking up at John. He truly looked furious but honestly you were even more. You were no princess needing a knight in white armor. You glared at him, kneeling down to quickly grab the knife the man had. Turning around you quickly saw another dude trying to reach for one of the prisoners. Throwing the knife once more you killed your target as the knife planted itself into his temple. You were angry now. Walking to the body, you pulled out the knife, and scanned the room quickly to find another target. There weren't many left. Actually, John just shot the two last ones. You groaned to yourself once more. This had been the most boring job you've been to. 

You sighed, the silence filling your ears. Well silence, wasn't the best word, the girls were still crying. You looked at them, throwing them a warm smile as you tried to sush them. Some seemed to understand the situation and tried to calm others. You smiled, grabbing the phone of one of the guards. Typing a phone number of a 'friend' who worked in the police you texted the address and the situation to them, without signing of letting any evidence of who it was. Letting the phone fall to the ground you smashed it with your heel. Kneeling down next to one of the girl who seemed to be having a panic attack you tried to calm her down. 

The sound of shoes made you look to your left. John stood there in all his glory. He seemed less tensed but just as angry. You glared at him, rising to your feet, your knife still in hand. It took a few seconds before you threw your knife, making John duck down, the knife hitting the man that stood behind him. John looked even more furious now, but you made sure to show the exact same emotion to him. Walking past him without saying a word, you rearranged your hair. The sound of your heels echoing through the warehouse contrasting with the distant sirens. John followed you but kept a certain distance. You felt the need to run back to the continental, shove yourself into the bed and not move for the rest of the day. 

----

The trip back to the hotel was entirely cold. No words were spoken, no glance exchanged. The air was tensed, even in the elevator. It felt like you could hear the ticking sound of the bomb that was going to explode. It didn't even take that long. As soon as you both walked into the suite, and the door slammed shut behind you, you snapped. 

"Ok John. What's wrong with you?" You asked, folding your arms on your chest. 

"I beg your pardon?" He let out, in a low, threatening tone. 

It made you regret to even ask. He stepped closer to you, reaching you.  

"It's Mister Wick for you." You frowned. "I'm going to go ask for another room." He finished, walking to the door. 

You gasped, not fully understanding the situation. Running to him, you grabbed his wrist. You didn't fully understand his actions or yours, but you didn't wanted him to leave. You decided to act on it now and think about the consequences of it later. 

"John, what's wrong?" You asked. 

Turning to you, frowning, the look he sent you made your heart drop. 

"I'm not your toy. I won't let you play me too." His tone was cold, making you let go of his wrist. 

"I'm not playing you John." You frowned, speaking coldly as well. 

"No? What was that last night? You're so good at pretending after all.  With guards or with me." 

The words reached you, and you felt truly hurt. You suddenly realized your own feelings on this. Perhaps have you grown attached to him… no. It was sure. You've grown attached to him. You haven't been playing him one second, you couldn't have been, he was the one who had your heart the entire time. And you'd let him. Unaware. You seemed to look for your words, making John speak again. 

"After all, you truly are the best at what you do, it's easy when you're a cold hearted bitch." John mumbled. 

Looking up at him in slight shock, you felt your eyes burn. The tears were getting your vision blurry as you stared into John's eyes. His expression seemed to soften for a second, but you spun around, not wanting to look at him. You didn't think it would matter what he thought of you, but you didn't remember last time you felt this hurt. This wasn't you, you weren't the damsel in distress. You weren't waiting for your prince. You didn't fall in love so stupidly...

"(y/n)..." 

"I'm sorry Mister Wick." You interrupted him, coldly, turning back around to look at him. The tears gone from your eyes, a cold expression forming on your face. If you couldn't show him how awful he made you feel, you'd pretend. You were good at it. "If you expected me to cry for you, you must have me mistaken for someone else." You added, walking past him. "Think what you want of me." You reached for the door knob and glanced back one last time, unable to hide your pain this time. "I shouldn't have helped you John." 

And on that final saddening note you walked out, the image of John's regretful expression on your mind, melting with your own sadness. The day was however not anywhere near its end.

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[clownmoontoon]

I'm interested in watching Osomatsu-san, but I have a few questions, if that's ok. 1. Sub or dub? 2. How do I know who's who? I already know some of the easy ones, thanks to you. Thank you in advance! (P.s. Thanks for telling me about BNHA!)

ITS A REALLY GREAT ANIME AND IT HAS SOME OF THE BEST CHARACTER WRITING I HAVE EVER SEEN. IT IS ABSOLUTELY ONE OF MY TOP FAVE ANIMES EVER

HOWEVER

idk how old you are (or the age of anyone possibly reading this) so i feel i should say Osomatsu-san has a lot of mature themes and is CLEARLY meant for a more mature audience of the adult/college age/MAYBE later teen variety

all the main and most important side characters in the show are at least in their 20′s.

im not recommending this show to kids is what im saying haha

its nowhere near as wholesome as hero aca

ANYWAY ONTO YOUR QUESTIONS

1. Sub or Dub?

as of right now there is no dub Viz Media, who most recently did the redub of sailor moon (AND ITS FANTASTIC BTW SO IT GIVES ME HIGH HOPES FOR MATSUS), had sent out a tweet saying that the dub was going to be released some time in October of this year but …nothing happened?? my buddy @arr-jim-lad even contacted them about it, and they responded that there were no updates to mention. ://///SO right now sub is all we got haha

ITS REALLY GOOD THO SO ITS NOT LIKE A NEGATIVE OR ANYTHING BC THESE VOICE ACTORS ARE AMAZINGdef my fave voice actors of any sub ive watched (and ive watched quite a few)

2. How do I know who’s who? I already know some of the easy ones, thanks to you.

one of my fave aspects of this show is that after a few eps, despite them all having the same face, it becomes VERY EASY to tell them apart haha this is part of why the character writing is so strong imo!

but here’s a few tips and tricks to look for just in case you cant tell right away!

🌈COLORS!!!🌈

❤️Osomatsu -  the eldest of the sextuplets and the show’s namesake - RED

💙Karamatsu - 2nd eldest - BLUE

💚Choromatsu - 3rd eldest - GREEN

💜Ichimatsu - 4th brother - PURPLE

💛Jyushimatsu - 5th brother - YELLOW

💖Todomatsu - 6th and youngest brother - PINK

the easiest thing to get the hang of first when it comes to noticing the matsus is def their designated colors! Even when theyre not in their trademark hoodies they can usually be seen wearing their colors somewhere on themselves so if you cant tell who’s who right away LOOK FOR THE COLORS!!

if theyre all wearing matching outfits you can look at their hair shinies bc they’ll usually be their color when nothing else is! (tho those are a bit more subtle in coloring bc ..well..shinies haha)

😄EXPRESSIONS and QUIRKS😎

each of the bros has a standard neutral expression, and some of them have fun quirks that make it very easy to tell who’s who! lets start backwards this time \(ouo)/ (mostly bc from the start the youngest bros are def easiest to recognize…besides karamatsu ofc)

this got quite long so check under the cut for all the bro details and fun collages i made for each bro bc i love this show too much! \(>u

💖Todomatsu (pinky boi)💖

he’s the designated “cute” boy, and the worst/best self-centered millennial stereotype. actually a total mean girl in disguise, and (according to his bros) a “vile monster”. i love him and he’s a cute demon. not the worst bro but pretty darn close.

neutral expression: :3voice: highest pitch of the bros and often whiny quirks: - can usually be seen w his smartphone - acts the most feminine (covers his chest if naked or topless)- always has eye shinies - two hairs sticking out on the top of his head - calls all his bros “niisan” since he’s the youngest

next up MY BOOOYYYYY

💛Jyushimatsu (YELLOW SUNSHINE LIGHT OF MY LIFE)��

the hyper-active, forever smiling, incredibly powerful, baseball boy! if something weird and crazy is going on jyushimatsu is either directly involved or about to be. he’s always laughing, smiling and making weird jokes/noises. a very sweet boy who is entirely too powerful. He often dresses as animals, and is used as an “attack dog” to torture whichever brother he’s commanded to (usually oso). A very unpredictable boy to say the least. Its hard to imagine an ooc version of him bc there isnt much he would not do or say.HE IS MY FAVE BEST SUNSHINE BOY

neutral expression: 8Dvoice: lowest pitch of the bros but also the loudest, often making weird/nonsensical sounds/noises such as: BBBBOEHBA!! 8Dquirks: - often goes cross eyed - is incredibly strong, can lift and throw his adult brothers like nbd - never has eye shinies in the anime unless he’s about to cry - wears shorts when everyone else is wearing pants, also some times wears a traffic cone on his head- wiggly arms and sleeves too long (even when its not the hoodie, usually his sleeves are always too long haha)- only one hair sticking out on the top of his head

((MANY THANKS TO @arr-jim-lad​ FOR THE TILTED PIC IDEA ITS ADORABLE))

next up my second fave, NEKOMATSU

💜Ichimatsu (purple cat man)💜

the designated darkmatsu, ichi is the slow moving, constantly slouching, quietest boy who thinks cats are way better than people. the least motivated matsu, even going out to do fun things (like drinking or gambling) is some times too much trouble. for him a good time is laying on the floor and thinking about death (and also cats). a fan of torture, if the situation calls for causing trauma he’s suddenly very talkative and plays w his voice a lot. he is the second brother (after my boy jyushi) that is often called upon when one of the other brothers (or anyone) needs to be tortured. i love this boy and he is good to my fave boy god bless suujimatsu

neutral expression: B(voice: usually very low, slow and monotone quirks: - eyes always half lidded, no shinies - always slouched- messy hair (some times w cat ears)- only bro to wear track pants (w the line on the side)- has a diff cat in his lap almost every ep, but does not actually own one- two hairs sticking out on the top of his head

up next everyone’s fave otaku,

💚Choromatsu (green frog weeb man)💚

the resident brother mom and a total idol otaku, choromatsu isnt concerned w much else besides his idol obsession and proving he’s way more responsible than his brothers. he often walks todomatsu to the bathroom at night and waits for him to finish since youngest bro is scared of the dark (reminder theyre both grown men in their 20′s). he thinks he’s better suited to be the oldest brother and leader rather than osomatsu and even points it out once, with agreements from both todomatsu and ichimatsu.if anything crazy happens choro is the first to scream about it not being ok. he’s got the strongest will of all the brothers and can never be persuaded to change his mind about a situation. he’s not a fighter at all and usually chooses to stay on the sidelines even if he agrees w whatever the bros are fighting about (killing god for instance).he’s under constant stress bc he’s pretending to do his best while his brothers are terrible i love him give this poor green man a vacation

neutral expression: :voice: higher pitched, not as high as todo but still higher among the bros, and usually using it to yell @ brosquirks: - smallest pupils, no shinies (in the anime)- usually has a worried expression- wears plaid a lot- is irritated almost all the time - wont look for a job bc he’s determined to be an idol manager- no hairs sticking out on top of his head

AND NEXT MY THIRD FAVE AND EASILY THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MATSU

💙 KARAMATSU 💙

LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL MAN, THIS PAINFUL ADONIS OF MATSUS!! IS THAT A GLITTER CROP TOP THAT DOESNT COVER THE CHEST?? IT SURE IS!! ARE THOSE JEAN BOOTY SHORTS?? YOURE DAMN RIGHT THEY ARE!!!

karamatsu is EASILY the most recognizable matsu. w those amazing eyebrows, constant use and abuse of anime eyes, wild variety of glittery, revealing, and leather clothing its no wonder he’s called painful oh my god i love this man DID I MENTION HE SPEAKS RANDOM ENGLISH FOR NO REASON AND ITS GREATalso he’s probably the most caring brother who genuinely wants his brothers to be happy and know theyre loved very much by him ;;

if you cant immediately spot this matsu i dont know what to say to you tbqh

neutral expression: >:Dvoice: he makes his voice deep to sound cool p much all the time but its actually higher pitched than it seems quirks: - wears sunglasses, skulls, a leather jacket, sparkly everything, and p much anything he thinks is “cool”- easily the most expressive matsu just look for those eyebrows haha- puts his finger under his chin a lot - “BURAZAHS” - "heh!”- two hairs sticking out on the top of his head

and now on to the final, the oldest, and arguably the worst matsu

💔Osomatsu💔

THERE HE IS!!!! THE TRASH KING BROTHER!!!!i kid, i kid sort ofimplying that the matsus are not all trash boys is just a joke tbqhfor me osomatsu was absolutely the hardest bro to recognize when i first watched the show, and i think the biggest tip i can give for him is just to look for the red boy scratching under his nose. also the boy who looks like he would buy and sell you. he’s a pretty brilliant con man and a good fighter too, but his laziness outweighs anything that he could possibly achieve in. he’s absolute trash but in a way still lovable?? OH ACTUALLY if youre familiar w the anime Lupin the Third just look for the brother that makes the most Lupin-esque faces he’s got that classic-anime-comedy-male-lead look more than any of the other bros so that might help you recognize him!

could literally be lupin’s little bro haha

neutral expression: its like a stretched version of this :3 w teeth showingvoice: higher pitched, he plays w his voice almost as much as jyushimatsu, very playful and teasing, hardly ever serious sounding quirks: - scratching under his noise- obsessed w money and women (and never has either)- the most addicted to gambling of all the bros (this is sounding less like quirks and more like serious problems omg), favors horse races and pachinko- the “leader”, usually the one telling the others what to do (even if they rarely listen)- calls no one “niisan” since he’s the oldest - two hairs sticking out on top of his head

WOW THIS CAME OUT MUCH LONGER THAN I MEANT IT TO!! if im not careful people might think i love these trash neets or smth oh no

but ye! i hope this helps! or was at least an entertaining read haha❤️💙💚💜💛💖