#Ice Cream House (ICH)

[bitchinbarzal]

https://www.tumblr.com/bitchinbarzal/741514922164371456/the-kids-try-to-text-nico-back-normally-but-he

The whole family sends texts like this to Nico

Mama H: “Do you 🫵🏻 want to go out 🚶🌃for dinner 🍽️ ?”

Luca: “Papa 👨 Can I go to Ryder's 👦🏻 house 🏠 after practice ⚽️🥅 mama 👱‍♀️said 🗣️ to ask you 🧔🏻‍♂️🫵🏻”

Iris: “I got a A+ on my math 🔢 📔test 📝👩🏼‍🎓 Can we 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 buy 💲🤑 ice cream 🍦❓❔ P.S. Ich lieb Di 💖🩵”

It’s the only way he understands

He speaks:

English

German

Emoji

[wowowwild]

Sick Days

I’ll attach a link here when ao3 is back up

Klavier is sick and Apollo takes care of him. klapollo week 2023 day 3: domestcity

P.S. if you don’t know german that’s ok bc you’ll just be POV: Apollo.

Apollo awoke to the sound of violent retching next to him. He jolted into a sitting position and flicked on the lamp. Klavier looked pretty pathetic, covered in vomit, eyes watering. Poor guy.

“Was that all of it?” Klavier whipped his head around and winced. “Ja. Tut mir leid…” “Hey, shh, don’t worry about it. Let’s get all of this off you, yeah?”

Klav nodded so Apollo set about rolling the sheets and blankets away from him, then took off his tank top. His sleep shorts were clean but also came off and were used to wipe down his torso.

“Come lay down on my side of the bed, I’ll run you a bath.” “Es tut mir leid. Danke sehr.” “Just rest for a minute.”

The first time he had seen the tub he had joked about it being a normal size and not an olympic swimming pool, but now he was thankful he only had so much tub he had to fill up. He tested the temperature to make sure it wasn’t too hot or too cold and adjusted it a couple times until it was at the right height.

“Alright, big guy, let’s get you in the tub.”

Apollo felt bad he had to jerk Klavier around a bit to get him into a position conducive to being picked up, but the guy looked so out of it, Apollo doubted he even noticed. He placed him gently down into the water.

“How’s the temperature?” “Sehr, gut, mein Häschen.” “I’m going to get you something to eat and drink, I’ll be right back, ok?” “Ja, bis gleich, Schatz.”

Apollo found a bottle of apple juice in the fridge and some club crackers in the pantry that would be easy enough to get down. As he made his way back into the room he could hear quiet sobs coming from the en suite.

“Klav? Hey, what’s wrong?” He rushed in and knelt next to the tub. “Herzchen!” Klavier threw his arms around Apollo, soaking him in the process. “I’m here. I just went to get you something to eat and drink, remember?” “Ja. Ich habe das vergessen.” “I don’t speak German, baby.” “Vas? Ich bin- Oh.” He giggled. “Verzeihung, Hübscher. I didn’t realize.” “That’s ok. Do you think you can try drinking and eating a little?” “Anything for mein Sonnenscheinchen.” “Ok, I have to go clean up a bit, will you be ok? I can keep talking to you, I’ll just be in the other room.” “Ok. I will be fine.” Apollo kissed him on the forehead, it was quite warm. “Once I finish I’ll get you some medicine.” Klavier made a face. “It tastes bad.” “But it’s good for you.” “Hmm…” “Could you do it for me?” “... For you.”

Back in the bedroom, Apollo began stripping the bed. It wasn’t particularly ‘juicy’, eugh, so the mattress wasn’t damp at least. Apparently Klavier was a good chewer, though, because he didn’t recognize dinner at all. Gross.

“Apollo?” Klavier sounded nervous, calling from the tub. “Yeah, Klav?” “Will you sing to me?” “I can do that. Any requests?” “Nein. Anything you would like.” He sounded more relaxed now that his request had been confirmed.

Apollo began with The Guitar’s Serenade, followed by a Khura’inese song he liked and then whatever came to mind. Four songs and he had finished the bed.

“How are you doing?” “Sehr gut, mein Liebster.” “Ready for your medicine?” Apollo entered the bathroom. Klavier made a face again. “Do I have to?” “Yes.” “Can I have ice cream?” “I don’t know if it will sit in your stomach well.” “Ok…” He looked so downtrodden, and as much as he was loath to admit it, Apollo would always give in to that face. “Well… maybe a little.” “Really?!” “But just a little, I mean it. How many of your crackers have you eaten?” “Five.” “Good job, Klav. I’m going to get everything and then I’ll help you wash up, ok?” “Ok.”

On his way out of the room he took the sheets and blankets to throw into the laundry room, attracting the attention of Mikeko and Vongole who tended to sleep in there. It was the warmest room in the house which appealed to Mikeko and ever since the two had become best friends, Vongole was rarely where the cat was not

“Hey guys. Sorry I can’t play right now,” he chatted as they followed him to the kitchen. “I’d send you in to keep Klav company, but he’ll definitely try to pull you into the tub to sit with him and I am not dealing with that at…” He squinted at the clock on the stove, “3 AM.”

He put a little vanilla ice cream in a bowl and hoped very much he wouldn’t be seeing it again. He also got the thermometer and some cold medicine that should get Klavier back to sleep. He should have figured something was up when Klav was tired at 9. That was early for him.

“Hey, Klav, I’m back.” “Ice cream?” “After the medicine. How is the bath water? It hasn’t cooled down too much?” “Nein. It is very nice.” Apollo tested it himself. It was still warm at least, but not as warm as it could be. “Alright, are you ready for your medicine?” Klavier sighed. “If I must…” “You must.”

Apollo measured out the right amount and Klavier opened his mouth. He made a face at the bitter taste, but swallowed it without any further complaints.

“Good job, babe. Here’s your treat.” Klavier took the bowl and looked at it for a moment. “Can you feed it to me?” “... Ok.”

Klavier really needed to be cleaned up before the water went cold, but he truly asked for so little, Apollo would probably never have the heart to say ‘no’. Usually he gave and gave, wanting nothing in return but Apollo’s presence, so of course when he asked for such a little thing he would do it. There wasn’t much anyway.

“Open up, darling.” Klavier grinned like he had won something. “What are you smiling about?” “You almost never use pet names. It feels special when you do.” “Oh, well…” Apollo could tell he was blushing. He’d use pet names more but he felt so awkward doing it. It didn’t come naturally to him like it did Klavier. A ‘babe’ or two might slip out from time to time, but mostly it was just ‘Klav’. He preferred to show his feelings in other ways. “You’re thinking too hard. Feed me my ice cream.” Apollo feigned offence. “Maybe I shouldn’t let you have any after all. You know, dairy isn’t great on the stomach when your sick…” Klavier was pouting again. “You said I could…” He whined. “I know, babe. Of course you can have it.”

Apollo scooped out a little and Klavier opened his mouth expectantly. He was really cute. Apollo figured he’d have to come up with an excuse to feed him again sometime when follow up kisses wouldn’t knock him on his ass with repercussions.

“How was that?” “No more?” “No more. I told you only a little. I wasn’t kidding about it not sitting in your stomach well. We have to get you cleaned up now, anyways. Before the water gets cold.” “Ok… Danke, Schatz. I know you spoil me.” “W-well I don’t really. No more than you deserve. Can you pass me the washcloth and soap?”

With an expert redirect, Apollo got to scrubbing his boyfriend down, as gently but efficiently as possible. He put ‘take a bath together’ on his list of things to do with Klavier. They’d showered, but a bath… Well he didn’t have time to think about that just then.

“How’s your hair? Does it need washing?” “Nein. I want to cuddle.”

Apollo took a once over of Klavier’s head and determined it was in fact fine and free of vomit. Klavier frowned at him, probably noting that his boyfriend clearly did not believe him. Apollo could live with that.

“I’m going to drain the tub now. I’ll grab you some pajamas, ok?” “Ok...” “When I get back we’ll dry you off and you can get dressed. Then we’ll cuddle. You’re doing such a good job.”

Klavier’s now deep frown lifted at the confirmation and compliment. He really was easy to please like this, but also easy to set off, so Apollo hurried to find suitable sleep wear and return. Apollo threw one towel over the toilet lid and put another on the counter beside the sink.

“Do you think you can stand if I help you?” “Ja. I can do anything if I put my mind to it, Herr Forehead, so jot that down.”

Apollo recognized this as something Klavier would absolutely say in a flirty tone with a wink but was currently stating so matter-of-factly he began psycho-analyzing the guy. No time for that, Justice! Your sopping wet boyfriend needs a towel and at least eight hours of sleep, stat. He squatted down, figuring Klavier would need more support than he let on.

“Are you ready?” “I was born ready.” “For this exact situation?” Apollo couldn’t help himself. “Ja. Oma predicted it, she told me. She said, ‘Klavier, one day you will face great challenges and you will overcome them, I am sure.’” “And this is one of the great challenges she was referring to?” “Natürlich.” “Right. On three?” Apollo secured his hands on Klavier’s ribs just below his armpits. Klavier nodded and grabbed Apollo’s shoulders while bracing his legs. “Ja.” “One, two, three!”

Klavier did get up with little difficulty but was immediately leaning on Apollo.

“Can you step out? One foot at a time.”

Apollo felt Klavier nod and then watched as one foot then the other set down on the mat.

“There you are,” Apollo’s voice was soft as he checked his boyfriend’s face for discomfort. “Let’s sit you down and I can dry you off.” “Danke, Häschen. It is chilly out here.” “Let’s fix you up quick then, yeah?” Apollo lowered him onto the preplaced towel over the toilet and grabbed the one he had left nearby. “How are you doing?” “Sehr gut. Mein freund is looking after me so well everyone else should be jealous.” “I think I’m the one they’re jealous of, Klav.” “Was zur Hölle? That’s ridiculous.”

Apollo knew that one. Klavier didn’t swear often, he was rarely upset enough to ‘warrant’ it as he claimed, but ‘what the hell’ had come up in a couple of the most convoluted investigations. Apollo tried and failed to suppress the laughter sparked by his incredulous rock star boyfriend, that the general populace might think being with a rock star was cooler than being with some guy who talked loud, but they’d had that argument before resulting in no clear winner, despite Apollo feeling the answer was obvious. He supposed Klavier must feel the same in reverse. What a guy.

“Why are you laughing?” “You’re cute.” “Ach!” He blushed and tried to cover his face with his hands, failing miserably because of the positions of both Apollo and the towel. “N-nein! You’re cute.” Apollo grinned at him, he must have looked like a lovesick fool. “We can both be cute, Klav.” “... I suppose.” “Let’s get you dressed, then we can cuddle?” “Ja, let’s do that.”

Apollo helped Klavier step into his pants and then pulled the shirt over his head. Once Klavier got his arms through, Apollo led him back to bed and helped him up. He slipped in on the other side and pulled the blankets up.

“Are you ready to go back to sleep or do you need a little bit first?” “Um, actually, could I make a request?” “You can make any request you want, I’ll let you know if I can fulfill it.” Klavier huffed at his boyfriend’s antics. “Can you read this to me?” He reached to the bottom shelf of the nightstand, nearly falling out of bed, and produced a small book with a picture of a dragon on the front. Apollo took the book and flipped through it. “... It’s in German.” “Ja.” “I can’t read German.” Klavier pouted, tearing up a bit. “Um, but, I’m sure I can find a translation!” Klavier brightened up immediately. “Ok, uh, ‘Sagen aus Kärnten’?”

Choosing to ignore the giggles signalling his botched pronunciation, Apollo pulled out his phone and found Project Gutenberg had all of the stories collected and ran the page through a translator. It wasn’t ‘fantastich’ but it was better than nothing.

Klavier leaned against him so Apollo put his arm around him and ran his fingers through long blonde hair. It was only a few stories before Klavier was completely out, probably helped by the medicine. Apollo laid him down and got everything situated before turning out the light. There would be less risk of getting himself sick if he slept in another room, but he wanted to be there if Klavier woke up again and needed something. He put on a later alarm than usual so that he’d be able to call the both of them out of work in the morning.

All too soon, the alarm sounded. He quickly shut it off and checked to see if it had woken Klavier. Evidently he need not have worried considering the snores that were still coming from the other side of the bed. He sent a quick text to the WAA group chat then started mentally prepping himself for the call to the prosecutor’s office. Oh how he wished to do his morning vocal exercise, but that would definitely wake Klavier up. He’d make do, after all, he’d heard all sorts of goofy things about Chief Prosecutor Edgeworth from Mr. Wright. He wasn’t that scary. He had gone to the man’s birthday party and it was Steel Samurai themed! Ok, he could do this.

“Prosecutor’s Office, Chief Prosecutor Miles Edgeworth speaking.” “Uh, hello Mr. Edgeworth, sir. This is Apollo Justice. I’m calling because Klavier Gavin is too sick to come in today.” “Hello, Mr. Justice. I’m sorry to hear that. Will he need tomorrow off as well?” “I’m not sure. If he has anything to say about it, he’ll be there, but he’s had a fever all night so I’m not sure he’ll be well enough.” “I see…” Apollo could hear rustling papers on the other end of the line. “It appears he has no court appearances, so please tell Prosecutor Gavin he has the rest of the week off and that if he shows up despite this I will suspend him.” “O-ok?” That was a bit much? Maybe? Apollo wasn’t going to argue. “And Mr. Justice?” “Yes?” “Please take care of him.” “Uh, yes sir!” “If that’s all I have my work to get back to.” “Of course! Yes. That’s all.” “Have a good day, Mr. Justice.” “Uh, yeah. You as well.”

The line went dead. He did it! Yes! Take that, universe! He was Apollo Justice and he was fine! But now what? He could probably do some of his work from home until Klav woke up. Yeah, that would do.

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When Klavier woke, he could hear tapping. What was that? It sounded very familiar. He tried to turn and look but his limbs felt far too heavy.

“You up?”

He heard someone next to him speak but he could only grunt in return. His vision was still extra blurry from sleep on top of the regular blurry from lack of glasses or contacts. There was a hand next to him which he took a moment to identify as his own. He felt like he was waking up far slower than usual.

“Pollo?” “Right here.”

Klavier was starting to be able to focus. The tapping sound must have been the keyboard on Apollo’s laptop. The sun was coming through one of the windows at an angle he recognized from the weekend when he was able to laze about longer. But wait, wasn’t it Wednesday?

Apollo waited for Klavier to say something else, but instead watched the other man throw himself into a sitting position and look awfully green as a result.

“Woah, hey there. Slow down, you’ll make yourself sick again.” “Wha- I’m late!” “I already called you out of work for today.” “What?! Why?” “Do you remember what happened last night? Well kind of this morning. It was 3 AM.” “Huh?”

Klavier did his best to remember. He remembered feeling really bad, there was a bath, and then he fell asleep to something familiar. The more he thought, the more pieces filled in.

“Ach, es tut mir leid.” “It’s ok, really. You can’t control when you get sick and I like taking care of you.” “But you’re missing work as well.” “I can do my work from here. Mr. Wright will just have to have Athena clean the toilet today.” “Are you sure?” “Positive.” Apollo leaned up to place a kiss on Klavier’s forehead. “You’re a bit warm again. Are you up to eating anything? I can make you eggs and toast.” “Ja, I could eat that.” “Ok, you stay here. It’ll only take a couple minutes.” “Ok.”

Klavier relaxed himself a bit, stacking some pillows so he could sit up with less effort. He might be sick, but he would hate to sleep the day away. At least he didn’t have court today, he would have felt awful if that got pushed onto someone else. He thought about doing some work from home as well, but there was no way Apollo would allow that. He checked the time. It was only 11:30, so at least he had woken up before noon.

“Hey, Klav.”

Apollo was a vision standing in the doorway with a tray of breakfast and Klavier thought he might die.

“Schatz!” Apollo smiled and brought the tray over. “You might not be so happy with me in a second.” “Was?” “When I called you out I wasn’t sure how you’d be feeling tomorrow so Mr. Edgeworth gave you the rest of the week off.” Klavier frowned. “I can just go in anyway, he won’t mind.” “Actually he said he’d suspend you if you showed up.” “Ach! Verdammt. He really thinks of everything.” “You’re kind of acting like your boss looking out for your health means he’s out to get you.” “What will I do with myself for five whole days until Monday?” Klavier lamented, only narrowly remembering the tray on his lap before he flopped dramatically. Breakfast was thankfully safe. “Well… I’ll be here. He did tell me to take care of you so you know Mr. Wright isn’t going to be allowed to call me in.” “Hmm… I suppose there are worse fates than having to spend five days with my wonderful Häschen.” “Are there better?” Apollo raised an eyebrow. “Make it forever and with ice cream as well.” Apollo laughed. “You’re too much. Eat your breakfast.” Klavier smiled. “Was würde ich ohne dich tun?” “I don’t know what that means.” “Mm. Ich liebe dich.” “Ah, I know that one. I love you, too.”

[korealog]

[2] Too hot to touch (ENG/DE) — Sunday, 28.07.24

(ENG)

After a short search, I found a café and ordered a mango cheese bingsu (a kind of ice cream). Cooling down did me the world of good & I was able to continue exploring Insadong with energy. Generally speaking, this neighbourhood is a shopping district, but more for people who don't follow the latest trends. There is also a whole building full of do-it-yourself shops, so you feel like you're in your own little world here. There are always restaurants (called sikdang here, by the way) in narrow alleyways in typical traditional Korean "hanok" houses. There are also small galleries with paintings on display on every other corner in Insadong. The trip there was really worthwhile & I would recommend it again and again! Oh, there's also a café here where you can listen to records on headphones! But I'll be there again & tell you everything in more detail ;) There's something new to discover everywhere. Before I knew it, it was already 7.30pm again & I wanted to slowly make my way back. On the way to the metro, I discovered a temple in the middle of the houses by chance. This year, the 10th Jogyesa Lotus Festival is being celebrated here from July to August. Accordingly, the whole temple was decorated with bright lotus flowers. It was totally impressive & somehow the atmosphere made me feel very emotional that day. I couldn't blink so quickly and one tear after another gradually ran down my cheeks. Maybe because I was happy, but maybe also because I knew that this journey would soon come to an end & I would have to go back. Whatever it was, this feeling stayed with me for quite a while that evening. When I arrived in Noryijang (my neighbourhood), I ordered tteobokki (rice cakes + hot sauce) in one of the restaurants open 24 hours a day. By now I'm a pro when it comes to spicy food haha. My friends here have always praised me for the fact that spicy food is so good for me.

Till the next blog entry…

(DE)

Nach nicht mal allzu langer Suche habe ich auch schon ein Café gefunden und mir dort ein Mango-Cheese-Bingsu (eine Art Eis) bestellt. Die Abkühlung hat sehr gut getan & ich konnte mit Energie weiter Insadong erkunden. Im groén und Ganzen ist dieses Viertel ein Shopping Viertel, aber eher für Leute, die nicht nach dem neuesten Trend leben. Es gibt auch ein ganzes Gebäude voll mit Do-It-Yourself Läden, man fühlt sich hier eher wie in einer eigener kleinen Welt. In schmalen Gassen finden sich immer wieder Restaurants (hier übrigens Sikdang genannt) in typischen traditionellen koreanischen Häusern „Hanok“. In Insadong befinden sich auch an jeder zweiten Ecke kleine Galerien mit Gemälden, die hier ausgestellt werden. Der Ausflug dorthin war wirklich lohnenswert & ich würde es immer wieder weiterempfehlen! Ach, hier gibt es auch ein Café, in dem man über Kopfhörer Schallplatten hören kann!. Dort bin ich aber nochmal & erzähle euch alles etwas genauer ;) Überall gibt es wieder etwas neues zu entdecken. Ehe ich mich versah, war es schon wieder 19:30 Uhr & ich wollte mich langsam auf den Rückweg machen, Auf dem Weg zur Metro habe ich durch Zufall einen Tempel in mitten der Häuser entdeckt. In diesem Jahr wird hier von July bis August das 10. Jogyesa Lotus Festival gefeiert. Dementsprechend war der ganze Tempel mit leuchtenden Lotusblumen geschmückt. Es war total beeindruckend & irgendwie hat mich die Atmosphäre an dem Tag sehr emotional werden lassen. So schnell konnte ich gar nicht blinzeln und nach und nach liefen mir eine Träne nach der anderen über die Wangen. Vielleicht weil ich glücklich war, vielleicht aber auch weil ich wusste, dass diese Reise auch bald ihr Ende haben wird & ich wieder zurückgehen muss. Was immer es auch war, dieses Gefühl hat mich an dem Abend noch ein ganzes Stück begleitet. In Noryijang (meinem Viertel) angekommen habe ich mir in einem der 24h geöffneten Restaurants erstmal Tteobokki (Reiskuchen + scharfe Soße) bestellt. Mittlerweile bin ich Profi, was scharfes Essen angeht haha. meine Freunde hier haben mich immer dafür gelobt, dass mir das scharfe Essen so gut bekommt.

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If Eddie ever gets to meet Will, this is how I imagine the meeting to go down:

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#4

Went has lived in Derry his whole life. He was born here, he went to Derry High and he even started his dentistry praxis in his home town when he was 26 years old.

So it's been well over 20 years now, since Went has started practicing, including his residency. And because it's been so long, Went likes to tell people, who take the time to ask, that he has most definitely seen it all. Dentistry is a very versatile medical field after all and he comes in contact with all different kinds of people.

And despite all of it, Went realizes it's going to be an interesting day when at 17 years old, Eddie Kaspbrak, who Went has known ever since the kid was 5 years old and Richie had introduce him as his new best friend in pre-school, starts rambling about how much he misses Richie while coming down from his anesthesia after Went removed 2 of his wisdom teeth that had started growing in.

"I miss him so so so much," Eddie mumbles from where he lies on the examination table with his head tilted to the side. His speech is slurred, partly still from the medication in his system and partly because of the cotton balls that are there to protect his fresh wounds. "So much."

Went moves some of his utensils to the side so his assistant Nadine can easily get to them for clean up later, before he turns back around to Eddie who's already looking up at him again. Went smiles down at the kid. "I bet you and Richie can hang out while you're recovering from surgery in the next few days, Eddie. How does that sound?"

Eddie hums with a smile. "I love him so much."

And really, Went can't help but laugh at that. He gently pats Eddie's arm "That's nice, buddy."

Went knows that sometimes patients tend to get a bit emotional after surgery but this time he knows the person in front of him well enough to know how genuine the sentiment is. Even with all the bickering, Richie and him always seem to stick together one way or another and they truly are the best of-

"Yeah, and I know I'm only 17 but I really want to marry him one day."

-friends.

Well, there goes that, Went thinks.

But as he starts thinking about it some, he can't exactly say that he's all that surprised by Eddie's confession, either. Maggie and him got to watch the boys grow very close over the last few years in high school, with Eddie spending a lot of days at their house after school and even at the weekends, when the boys weren't out with the other Losers.

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"That's very sweet Eddie but why don't you close your eyes again for a bit, huh?" Went tries, when he catches Eddie looking back at him with wide eyes for a moment

"I know you're his dad and that's kinda weird, right? But I love Richie with all my heart." Eddie finishes and closes his eyes with a hum.

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"Went, am I annoying?"

"Oh buddy, only a little bit," Went laughs. "But in a good way. I promise"

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"If you ever see Richie ever again, can you please let him know that I love him so much?"

"Okay," Went lies with another laugh.

Really, that's a secret to figure out between Eddie and Richie and Eddie and Richie alone.

Or the one where I saw a video of a kid declaring his love for his girlfriend to his girlfriend's dad and wrote a quick little drabble about it

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If it happens no it did not-

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Footage of me at the beginning of June, thinking I'd be mostly normal about the new season of Stranger Things:

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Survey

New tats in your near future?

Got a full sleeve planned in November (flowers all over my arm in rainbow colours growing out of blood stains with the Billy Talent lyrics "These flowers have grown from bloodstains on the ground", incorporating my queerness and the struggle with it over years with my love for Billy Talent), plus a small tattoo of a chest burster (the one from Alien) being hugged by his host to emphasise my love of horror and sci fi

How about piercings or re-piercings?

*sigh* I tried to have my ears pierced twice and both times had a severe allergic reaction and my lip ring I had to have taken out because of an infection, so sadly, I don't think piercings are for me :(

Are there any rooms in your house that you don't go into every day?

Several. We got three spare rooms, one that had been meant for a baby's arrival, but sadly the IVF failed, so it's now a storage room, as well as another storage room in lieu of a cellar and a guest room. Also the second bath room which the cat uses.

Who else do you know who has the same favourite colour that you do?

My sister Ami, I think, likes blue as much as I do.

Have you ever covered a tattoo up or added to?

Yeah, I made my tattooed pug a vampire with a swirling glass of blood.

Have you ever kissed someone who previously kissed someone you hated?

I guess? I only hate Izzy's ex for the way she treated her though.

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No.

What is tomorrow's weather forecasted to be like?

33 degrees Celsius and sunny

Have you ever known someone who committed suicide?

I never had the chance of meeting him, but Izzy's friend Neil did.

What's some of the worst pain you ever felt?

Each failed IVF cycle, a miscarriage and the loss of my grandmother and my first cat. Physically, a bad ear infection and a snapped tendon in my ankle.

What's your favourite kind of pasta?

Spaghetti

Would you rather a friend come over to your house or you go to theirs?

I'm weird about people coming to my place. It always looks dirty and untidy to me. So I'd rather go to theirs, even though it might be untidier there.

Have you ever had rabies?

No.

Do you know anyone who ever had to get a rabies shot?

Me and my wife (it's mandatory when travelling to China for an extended period of time), my cat

Ever eaten deer? Duck? Squirrel? How about lamb?

Yes to all but the squirrel.

What is your favourite parody movie?

Shaun of the Dead, Redfield

What is your least favourite ice cream flavour?

Peppermint. Don't get the appeal.

Does your car have heated seats?

"Ich habe doch gar keine Auto!"

Have you ever been tempted to steal?

Yes, but I resisted.

Would you rather travel to Ireland or Japan?

Japan. Already been to Ireland.

Does tickling turn you on?

No. It's just annoying.

If you could go over to someone's house right now, to whose and why?

Toni's to give them a hug and say hi to Kasi.

What is the age gap between you and your parents?

28 and 35 respectively

How many bathrooms does your house have and is it enough?

Two and yes.

Have you ever videochatted with someone you met online?

Loads of people.

Do you collect anything or have you ever?

Funkos, books and fridge magnets

How many siblings does your best friend have?

One sister.

Have you ever dated someone who was emotionally or mentally unstable?

Oh, have I ever.

Be honest: Are you clingy?

Not as much as I used to be.

Have you ever had bronchitis?

Multiple times.

Have you ever had a reptile for a pet?

No.

Are you afraid of the dentist?

Yes. I suffer severe dentophobia. I literally shake and shiver on the chair and once started crying so hard they had to stop treatment. But I still endure, as I don't want my teeth to fall out.

Did you attend Sunday School as a kid?

No.

Who was the last person you cuddled with?

My wife Izzy.

Your boyfriend/girlfriend isn't around, but their phone is. Do you look?

No. Can't unlock it anyway and wouldn't try to.

Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now?

Yep.

Have you ever liked someone who was in a relationship with someone else?

Once, but it was in year 6, so hardly counts.

Do people ever compliment your eyes?

Rarely.

Have any of your exes ever given you roses?

No, but my wife has.

Do you think your last ex ever thinks about you?

If he does, I don't care.

Would you rather have a salad or french fries as a side dish?

Chips please.

Which one of your relationships was the shortest?

5 months and two weeks with my ex.

Which was the longest?

Six years and counting

Have any of your exes told you they regret breaking up with you?

Yes.

Are you going to be getting any new pets soon?

We were thinking of getting another cat, but after a test run with a friend's cats Bertha made it clear she's happier as an only pet.

Do you like BBQ sauce?

No, I hate it.

What do you like to do when you're home alone?

Watch Star Trek, play video games

Do you know anyone who has autism?

I do, my friend Toni probably does and my friend Ronja is also on the spectrum

What is your favourite way to eat eggs?

Boiled.

Do you like Frozen?

No, I find it super annoying. Olaf should be shot.

Do you enjoy hot chocolate?

Sure.

Do you use Instagram often?

No, no account.

If you got a kitten, what would you name it?

Pippin for a boy, Hilda for a girl

Who is someone you know who's talkative?

My wife. She can talk for England. And my mum.

When was the last time you met any of your uncles?

I never met any of my uncles and now they're both dead.

Do you know anyone who plays the violin?

Not to my knowledge.

Do your parents enjoy any of the things you enjoy? Do you bond over it?

My mum likes Star Trek (infact, she introduced me to it) and theatre. My dad watches horror films and likes rock music. Yeah, we sometimes bond over it.

[greenbagjosh]

Tuesday 12 August 2003 - last full day in Munich - surfing along the Isar - BMW Museum and Olympia Tower - CD with the "Katzenklo" song - Schnitzel at the Hofbräuhaus and also a full liter of the Original pilsener - last night before flying home

Tuesday 12 August 2003

Good morning! Today I will take a tram ride to the Praterinsel inside the Isar River close to the Maximilaneum (state assembly house), walk back to Marienplatz and see people surfing on the river, take the U3 to Olympiapark, go up the tower and admire the view, hear Louis Armstrong's voice at an ice cream vending machine, walk to Georg Brauchle Ring station and take the U1 to Sendlinger Tor, do shopping along the Kaufinger Straße including a CD by Helge Schneider, and supper at the Hofbräuhaus am Platzl, to end the vacation in Summer 2003. We fly home the next day. Hope you will enjoy's adventure in Munich, Germany!

Guten Morgen! Heute werde ich mit der Straßenbahn zur Praterinsel in der Isar in der Nähe des Maximilaneums fahren, zurück zum Marienplatz laufen und die Leute auf dem Fluss surfen sehen, mit der U3 zum Olympiapark fahren, auf den Turm steigen und die Aussicht bewundern , die Stimme von Louis Armstrong an einem Eisautomaten hören, zur Station Georg Brauchle Ring laufen und mit der U1 zum Sendlinger Tor fahren, entlang der Kaufinger Straße einkaufen, inklusive einer CD von Helge Schneider, und zum Abschluss Abendessen im Hofbräuhaus am Platzl Urlaub im Sommer 2003. Am nächsten Tag fliegen wir nach Hause. Ich hoffe, Sie werden das Abenteuer in München genießen!

Bonjour! Aujourd'hui, je vais faire un tour en tram jusqu'au Praterinsel à l'intérieur de la rivière Isar près du Maximilaneum (maison d'assemblée de l'État), revenir à pied sur la Marienplatz et voir des gens surfer sur la rivière, prendre le U3 jusqu'à Olympiapark, monter dans la tour et admirer la vue , écoutez la voix de Louis Armstrong à un distributeur automatique de glaces, marchez jusqu'à la station Georg Brauchle Ring et prenez le U1 jusqu'à Sendlinger Tor, faites du shopping le long de la Kaufinger Straße, y compris un CD de Helge Schneider, et dînez au Hofbräuhaus am Platzl, pour terminer le vacances à l'été 2003. Nous rentrons chez nous le lendemain. J'espère que vous apprécierez l'aventure à Munich, en Allemagne!

Dobro jutro! Danes se bom peljal s tramvajem do Praterinsel znotraj reke Isar blizu Maximilaneuma (državne skupščine), se sprehodil nazaj do Marienplatza in opazoval ljudi, ki deskajo na reki, se odpeljal z U3 do Olympiaparka, se povzpel na stolp in občudoval razgled , slišati glas Louisa Armstronga pri avtomatu za sladoled, se sprehoditi do postaje Georg Brauchle Ring in se povzpeti na U1 do Sendlinger Tor, nakupovati ob Kaufinger Straße, vključno s CD-jem Helge Schneider, in večerjati v Hofbräuhaus am Platzl, da zaključite počitnice poleti 2003. Naslednji dan odletimo domov. Upam, da boste uživali v pustolovščini v Münchnu v Nemčiji!

Dobro jutro! Danas ću se voziti tramvajem do Praterinsela unutar rijeke Isar blizu Maximilaneuma (državne skupštine), prošetati natrag do Marienplatza i vidjeti ljude kako surfaju na rijeci, uzeti U3 do Olympiaparka, popeti se na toranj i diviti se pogledu , čuti glas Louisa Armstronga na automatu za prodaju sladoleda, prošetati do postaje Georg Brauchle Ring i ići na U1 do Sendlinger Tor, obaviti kupovinu duž Kaufinger Straße uključujući CD Helge Schneider i večerati u Hofbräuhaus am Platzl, za kraj odmor u ljeto 2003. Sljedeći dan letimo kući. Nadamo se da ćete uživati u avanturi u Münchenu, Njemačka!

Buongiorno! Oggi farò un giro in tram fino al Praterinsel all'interno del fiume Isar vicino al Maximilaneum (casa dell'assemblea statale), tornerò a piedi a Marienplatz e vedrò gente che fa surf sul fiume, prenderò la U3 per l'Olympiapark, salirò sulla torre e ammirerò il panorama , ascoltare la voce di Louis Armstrong a un distributore automatico di gelati, camminare fino alla stazione Georg Brauchle Ring e prendere la U1 fino a Sendlinger Tor, fare shopping lungo la Kaufinger Straße con incluso un CD di Helge Schneider, e cenare all'Hofbräuhaus am Platzl, per concludere la vacanza nell'estate 2003. Voliamo a casa il giorno dopo. Spero che apprezzerai l'avventura a Monaco di Baviera, in Germania!

About 7 AM I woke up, took a shower, and went downstairs to breakfast. The breakfast had many fresh fruits and vegetables. Also they had soft pretzels. I had my bag with me, so I did not have to go back upstairs to get it. Hauptbahnhof had at least three tram stops, most lines using two at the most. The tram I needed stopped on the south side of the Hbf, namely, line 19 towards Berg am Laim past Max Weber Platz. The tram went past Karlsplatz-Stachus in a northeastern direction before turning right at Lenbachplatz. I remember in January 2002 going to the BMW dealership across the street from Lenbachplatz and sitting in one of the newest 7 Series BMW sedans, of E65 and E66 series.

The tram passed by the Bayerischer Hof and stopped at the north end of Marienplatz and went on to the Opera House, called the Nationaltheater tram stop. The train stopped at Maxmonument, but I wanted to go farther to Maximilaneum across the Praterinsel. In the middle of Max Planck Straße is the state parliament building. This is where the laws of the Freistaat Bayern are written and passed (or die on the floor due to a down vote). For those who have watched the "Aloysius - ein Münchner im Himmel" cartoon, this is where Aloysius was supposed to deliver a message from heaven, but instead Aloysius went back to the Hofbräuhaus to have a few Wies'n liters.

While crossing the Maximilanbrücke, I saw some people surfing on the river. The weather was good enough for that. At Maxmonument, I took a line 16 tram to the S Bahn station Isartor. From there, I rode that to Marienplatz, transferred to the U3 and went north to Olympiazentrum. In 2003, the extension to Moosach had not yet been built, though there was a U1 that went to the newly opened Georg-Brauchle-Ring. At Olympiazentrum, there was a small shopping center, completely different from the Olympia Einkaufszentrum farther west. I had visited the Olympiapark back in 1997 and 1998, and in particular, I wanted to see the tower and go up to the top. I thought about visiting the BMW Museum, so I thought, it is hot outside, so I think a visit would be fine. I think the admission fee was around € 6 or so. The cars that I remembered from 1998 were still there, particularly the Isetta, the 2002 with racing stripes, a cutout of a Series E38 7 Series, and films on the newer models with safety features. I spent about an hour there, before going to the Edeka grocery store for items to make lunch. I bought some grapefruit soda and Mezzo Mix, then a bread roll, Allgäuer toast cheese, Lyoner with pistachios and mustard. I walked to the tower and found a shaded bench to eat my sandwiches.

The Olympia Tower cost about € 7,50 to take the elevator up to the top. The tower is 191 meters high above the ground, and 291 with the satellites. The Rheinturm in Düsseldorf is about the same height. The elevator went 3 or 4 meters per second. I stayed mostly in the air conditioned lounge and enjoyed the view of downtown from afar, as well as the foothills of the Bavarian Alps. I would not be able to see the Brecherspitz unfortunately. On Friday 26 June 1998, I went with work colleagues up the Brecherspitz, and what a climb it was. There was an extra deck upstairs, not air conditioned, so I went upstairs and was able to see a little bit more. I did not spend much time there, so I came back down. Eventually I took the elevator back down and left the tower.

Before walking to the Georg-Brauchle-Ring station, I decided to have an ice cream cone from a vending machine. I think it cost € 2,00. I had to place a cone in the holder, paid my € 2,00, and while the machine was pouring the soft serve ice cream, I heard the voice of Louis Armstrong singing "Everybody loves ice cream!". It was too bad that I did not have a video camera to capture the moment. I would not have a video camera until March 2004.

I walked to the BMW Museum and boarded the line 180 bus to Georg-Brauchle-Ring. At Georg-Brauchle-Ring, I changed to the U1. I went seven stations to Sendlinger Tor, and went upstairs to take a U3 or U6 to Marienplatz. I spent maybe fifteen minutes outside the city hall. Soon I walked along Kaufingerstraße to Galeria München Marienplatz, and they had a music department. I managed to find a couple of CDs, one being "Diwodaso" from the Frankfurt duo Badesalz, the other being a semi-serious music CD by Helge Schneider, "Es gibt Reis, Baby" which included "Katzenklo". In 1993, that song was controversial. I already had Diwodaso on cassette, but the CD had more content than the cassette. I could not wait to listen to it back in the USA.

With my CDs, I took those back to the hotel. I went up to my room to have a short nap. After about 7 PM, I woke up, and I left the hotel, and walked to the Hbf tram stop to take the line 19 tram to Nationaltheater. I wanted to eat supper at the Hofbräuhaus. I had to walk along the Hofgraben, then Pfisterstraße past the restaurant owned at the time by Hans Schubeck, and right there was the Hofbräuhaus. I had asked about seating, and asked to be seated in the Biergarten. It's the one that has a fountain in the courtyard. The staff advised me to find an empty table. There was one next to the tree closest to the stairway. A waiter found my table, took my order, and soon he gave me a full liter of Hofbräu Original. It was really good. It tasted a little better than Spaten Helles and Paulaner Pils. I ordered a Schnitzel, I think it was a cream Schnitzel with seasonal grilled vegetables and Spätzle. It was really enjoyable. Inside the restaurant, there was a band playing traditional songs, similar to the ones I remember from late May 1998 just before I started working for the summer. One of the songs was "In München steht 'n Hofbräuhaus, oas, zwoa, G'Suffa!". At some stage everyone shouted "Zicka Zacka Zicka Zacka Hoi Hoi Hoi!". After supper, I paid my bill, it was about € 25,00 with tip.

I walked to the location of Schneider Bräuhaus München along Maderbräustraße, past the Stadtsparkasse München Marienplatz branch, went down to the S Bahn station and rode the S Bahn two stops to Hbf. I walked to the hotel, went up the stairs, and into my room. I had quite an experience the last two weeks, and I was prepared to go back home. About 10 or 11 PM I went to sleep.

Please join me tomorrow for almost the conclusion of Europe Summer 2003. I fly from the Franz Josef Strauß Airport to the Rhein-Main Airport, buy a bottle of Äppler and almost miss my direct flight to San Francisco, and take a Super Shuttle ride back home to my apartment in Foster City, San Mateo County, California. Good night!

Seien Sie morgen dabei, um den Europa-Sommer 2003 fast zum Abschluss zu bringen. Ich fliege vom Franz-Josef-Strauß-Flughafen zum Rhein-Main-Flughafen, kaufe mir eine Flasche Äppler und verpasse fast meinen Direktflug nach San Francisco und fahre mit dem Super Shuttle zurück Zuhause in meiner Wohnung in Foster City, San Mateo County, Kalifornien. Gute Nacht!

S'il vous plaît, rejoignez-moi demain pour presque la conclusion de l'été 2003 en Europe. Je vole de l'aéroport Franz Josef Strauß à l'aéroport Rhein-Main, j'achète une bouteille d'Äppler et j'ai failli rater mon vol direct vers San Francisco, et je prends un retour en Super Shuttle chez moi dans mon appartement à Foster City, dans le comté de San Mateo, en Californie. Bonne nuit!

Prosim, pridružite se mi jutri ob skorajšnjem zaključku evropskega poletja 2003. Letim z letališča Franz Josef Strauß na letališče Rhein-Main, kupim steklenico Äpplerja in skoraj zamudim svoj direktni let v San Francisco ter se vrnem z avtobusom Super Shuttle doma v mojem stanovanju v Foster Cityju v okrožju San Mateo v Kaliforniji. Lahko noč!

Molim vas, pridružite mi se sutra na skorom završetku Europskog ljeta 2003. Letim od zračne luke Franz Josef Strauß do zračne luke Rhein-Main, kupujem bocu Äpplera i skoro propustim svoj izravni let za San Francisco, i vozim se Super Shuttleom natrag kući u mom stanu u Foster Cityju, okrug San Mateo, Kalifornija. Laku noć!

Per favore, unisciti a me domani per quasi la conclusione dell'Europa Estate 2003. Volo dall'aeroporto Franz Josef Strauß all'aeroporto Rhein-Main, compro una bottiglia di Äppler e quasi perdo il mio volo diretto per San Francisco, e ritorno con il Super Shuttle a casa nel mio appartamento a Foster City, nella contea di San Mateo, in California. Buona notte!

[pinkpantherjam]

Dear Diary,

How are you? I miss you a lot dear, although we talk everyday. I'm still trying to sort things out, sorry if I never visited you when I spent my entire holidays in Laguna. I miss the swings in southville, the playground where you lost your two front teeth when you were seven, the tapsihan, the long walks in Tennessee St. , I miss walking and laughing with you in the middle of a heavy rain, I miss your cousin Quinne, our storytime under that big tree beside your house, how my mom scolded you when we enjoyed talking about life that I forgot I have 5pm curfew, how we ate a big tub of ice cream because we're both mentally unstable, how I lied about going to the city hall when the truth is I only spent the whole day watching movies in your house, how Ma'am Dane noticed us in the meeting room with the same background because I usually attended most online classes in your house, how your parents spoil me with cooked food, how we gossip about our classmates, the moment you finally went out🏳️‍🌈 and most of all, I miss crying with you. Thank you for healing my inner child, for being the most appreciative person of my simple handwritten letters (despite of my shitty penmanship) . Thank you for always pushing me to go far in life. We usually check on each other, we're still up with what's happening to our separate lives but I thought about you out of nowhere. With our tiny bones and big dreams, I hope you know that I'll always be here for you. To support you even in your dumbest decisions in life (just as how I decide on my major life problems). There's a room in my heart to all our memories and they're all framed. Life is so tough, so are we and our friendship. Ich liebe dich! 🤍

Sincerely,

Human

Artwork by Leo

[lidaunterwegs]

Donnerstag, 6. Oktober 2022 / Thursday, 6th October 2022

Der heutige Tag begann mit einer Pedicure für uns alle in der West Town Mall 😊 War lustig und unterhaltsam, wenn auch etwas kitzlig 😂

We started our day with a pedicure for all 3 of us at West Town Mall. This was funny, ticklish and entertainment.

Danach gings weiter zu Joy und Family, welche wir mit Glace überrascht haben. Schwierig, sich die Namen aller Kinder zu merken, bleiben wir doch einfach bei Nr. 1 - Nr. 6 😊

After we played the Ice Cream truck at Joy‘s house. She has 6 beautiful children, but because the names are not so easy to remember, we maybe just use the numbers 1-6(Dani😉).

Am Abend gabs dann ein super tolles Steak im Delaney's mit Dawneen, David und Jeff mit seiner Familie.

In the evening we had a great Steak with David and Dawneen as well as Jeff and family.

Und zu guter Letzt wurde dann auf der Farm endlich einmal gejasst! Rick und Josh haben sich vorgenommen, von den Besten etwas zu lernen. Hat dann zwar nur sehr beschränkt geklappt, aber ich denke, die "Entwicklungshilfe" kam ganz gut an 👍 Das Ganze musste dann natürlich mit ein paar Bierchen begossen werden 🍺

And in the end of the day we got play some Jass with Rick & Josh at the farm. There plan was to learn from the best. But this did not quite worked out😉, but Dani thinks that this development aid was well received. And one or two beer were also killed that evening.

[gaetoeinhaler]

𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲 || chapter 4 : 𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦

satan x female reader series

words : 1,330

obey me masterlist

parts 1-3 can be read here

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        the night before threw her off schedule. her mind was filled with worries. worried about whether or not if she really shouldn't tell satan what she's going through. what if he didn't want to be her friend, knowing that their friendship will be nothing in the end to him? would he do that? she didn't know him that well enough to know, but she was going to keep this a secret. until she felt it was time to tell him. he would be over any time soon. her mothers gave her money so she and satan could go to a ice cream shop to study. she loved her mothers dearly, and wondered about how they felt about all this happening. of course she knew they were sad, but they wanted their daughter to be happy.

        she grabbed a (favorite/color) hoodie and slid on some shoes, waiting for the knocking to come. and when it did, she stood up, grabbed the money left on the counter for her and walked to the door. when she opened it, it revealed the tall blonde male she had been waiting for. she smiled gently, and walked out of the house. she made sure to lock it. "i want to study somewhere else, if thats okay." she informed him, before walking down the sidewalk. she remembered where the ice cream shop was. she remembered seeing it when she was in the car, driving to the house she'd be staying in.

        "that's fine by me." satan replied, a smile present on his face. "good. do you like ice cream?" she asked, stuffing her hands in the pockets of her hoodie. "yes, but i don't like to have it often. as in a every day thing." he said, walking beside her. she hummed, letting him know she was listening to him. "well, i we're going to a ice cream shop i'd seen. is that alright?" she asked, looking up at him and staring into his greenish blue eyes for any reaction. he simply nodded and they continued walking.

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        "hello! may i get a (favorite/flavor) sundae?" asked the small (hair/color) locked girl, looking up at the cashier. beside her was satan, looking up at the menu for something he'd want. the cashier nodded, and satan asked for what he wanted. (first/name) paid for their food and they both sat down in a booth by the window, waiting for their order to be called. "so, did you finish the sentences i gave you yesterday?" (first/name) asked, looking to satan.

        "most of them. there's some i don't understand how to put into a sentence." he explained, taking out the paper she gave him yesterday. she studied over it and found the sentence. she could understand why he didn't know how to word it. "alright. so, for this i'll show you how you would word it." she said and started to explain. "the woman and the man. what form of the would you use for a female pronoun?" she asked. "die." satan replied. "good. so, it would be die frau. what's the word for and?"

        "und. die frau und." satan said, looking over at the paper to see her writing on it. "good. what form of the would be used for a male pronoun?" she looked up at him. "das. i think." he said, unsure. she shook her head,"no. for male pronouns, it would be der. the sentence is die frau und der mann. do you understand now?" she asked, and he nodded, seemingly having an understanding to what she was saying. "good. now, i'll write some sentences in german and you can translate them to english." she said and started to write some sentences on the back side of the paper.

        when their order was called, satan got up and walked over to the counter. he grabbed the ice cream treats, thanked the person and sat back down. "here." he said, setting down the order (first/name) had got. she looked up from her paper and smile, taking the plastic spoon out of its packaging and setting it in her sundae. "here. translate them to english, and i'll check them." she slid the pencil and paper over to satan.

        while watching him translate the sentences, waiting for him to finish, she didnt notice that she (favorite/flavor) ice cream on her nose. she took another spoon filled bite, watching satan's hand move across the paper. making neatly written sentences. "i finished." he slid the paper back over to her and looked up. he chuckled when he did so, getting a confused look from the girl sitting in front of him. "what is it?" he shook his head and pointed to her nose. "i guess you enjoyed that ice cream a bit to much." he said, taking a bite of what he ordered.

        (first/name) looked down at her nose, her eyes going criss crossed as she did so. she noticed the (favorite/flavor) ice cream on her nose and wiped it away. "oops." she said and looked down at the sentences. she scanned over them, seeing if she could spot anything that he messed up on. when she found nothing, she looked up at him and smiled. "i didn't find any errors. though, you have to get used to putting two dots above the a in mädchen." she said.

        he nodded and took another bite of his ice cream. "what's next?" he asked, feelings the sweet frozen treat starting to melt in his mind. "well, since you have a somewhat good grip on the basic parts. i can move you phrases." she smiled. "let's start with a easy one. i love you is ich liebe dich." she explained. satan nodded, and made sure to keep that in mind. "hello is hallo. welcome is willkommen. so, hallo, willkommen to mein haus." she said, looking at the confused look on satan's face.

        "what did you say?" he asked, tilting his head to the side a bit. "hello, welcome to my house. though, this is a ice cream shop. and its not mine." she giggled softly. (first/name) looked out the window, noticing the sky darkening. "we should get going. it's getting dark and my moms don't like me out late." satan nodded and stuffed away the paper neatly in his backpack. "do you want to come here again tomorrow?" he asked, looking for an answer on the girl's face. she nodded,"sure. it's peaceful here, and the ice cream is good!" she said, a few giggles leaving her mouth as she spoke.

        "thank you for today, satan. it was fun." she smiled at the taller blonde male, carrying her sundae in hand since she never finished it. "i should be thanking you, instead."

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        "you know, you'll catch feelings for that girl." asmo's voiced said, a few nods and grunts coming from his brothers in agreement. "no i won't. we're just friends, nothing more." satan replied. "ouch. you just friendzoned her and she's not even here," levi spoke up, taking a bit of the food on his plate. "shut up." satan huffed, glaring over at his brother.

        "asmo's right." diavolo said. "the more you hang out with her, the more you'll come to be fond of her. and when that happens, you'll start to like her more and more." he explained, raising his eyebrows. "the next thing you know, you'll be feeling something else other than anger and irritation." diavolo had a point. satan was starting to grow more fond of the girl.

        "alright." satan mumbled, finishing his dinner. "thank you for dinner." he said, grabbing his plate and carrying it over to the sink, setting it in. would he really start to feel things other than hate and anger and irritation as diavolo said?

        he didn't know, but he wanted to see if it was true. was he really falling for her, even if he didn't know her that much?

[drawing-way-outside-the-lines]

Evan Thompson. *Main character.

Voice claim: (Jared Padalecki) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jahvsc6Wc6s Singing voice claim: (Grand Avenue) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SzS19bEYgQ

Partner(s): Andy (husband), Congo (husband), Daniel (husband) Akin (husband) River, Jackall and Raven. Parents: Robert Thompson.   Kids: Aishlynn, Samuel, Odette, Felix, Caspian, Annie, Violet and Liv Siblings: Alex (big brother) Rose (big Sister) Lily (big sister) River & Jackall (half brothers) Age: 39 (Year 2021) Birthday: 10th of July. Height: 186cm Body type: Muscular, but not too buff, has a small bubble butt. Eye color: Deep brown with some dark green. Human: Immortal with powers to shift into a wolf.

About: ~ Easygoing, doesn’t talk much unless he feels really close to someone, brooding at times, down to earth, considerate, romantic, very caring, calm, tolerant, warm, balanced, charming, honest, forgiving, logical, kind, loyal, fair, gentle, patient, observant, rational, open-minded and creative. ~ Used to be bass player and background singer in a world known band, but after Andy broke up the band, Evan is now lead guitar and lead singer in his own band. ~ Technically considers himself straight, but romantically gay. ~ Past relationships has always been with females, and he never until recently had sex with men he didn’t have feelings for. ~ Has permanent soft beard stubble.  ~ He never brushes his half long, dark brown hair, only combs it with his fingers. However, he spends a lot of money on fancy shampoos and oils to keep it healthy. ~ Has cut all contact with his mother, after she refused to accept him being in gay relationships. ~ Has two failed relationships in the past, one where he was cheated on, which hurt him deeply, and one where he feels they never had a chance. He still misses her from time to time. ~ Always smells like either Musk or Patchouli, sometimes with Amber tones. ~ Has a black motor bike he hardly ever drives any longer. But he still keeps it in case he gets back into the rhythm. ~ Always wears black eyeliner. ~ Has 6 tattoos... all symbolizing his partners. The first he got many years ago, when Evan proposed to Andy, he did it with a tattoo, rather than a ring. They got the word Always tattooed on their ribs, because that’s how long Evan will love Andy. He also has the word 'trust’ on his left ribs, symbolizing his 4 clover relationship with Andy, Congo and Daniel.  The rest of his tattoos includes two quotes, a wolf and a raven. ~ He has 3 body piercings, although he rarely wears jewelries in them. He has a septum piercing, and two snakebites under bottom lip. ~ He loves wearing leather harnesses and he has a beloved black beanie he wears most of the winter. ~ A picture is taking form - yes, his favorite color is black! ~ Hates violence of any kind. ~ Is an extremely trustworthy person. ~ Always has a shoulder to lean on, in case anyone needs it. ~ Is a quite protective person, who will always stand up for the people he love/care about. ~ Is a very warm person. ~ Always believes in the good in people. ~ Loves his partners, kids, his bass guitar, fixing cars, his motor bike, city life, spaghetti with tomato sauce, nature, traveling, hard Rock and heavy metal, cooking, doing romantic stuff, spoiling his partners, red wine, skinny girls wth long black hair/blue eyes/big boobs and pale skin, cuddling, holding hands, bonfire, a lit fire place, giving massages, bubble baths, leather, latex, roses, horror - especially 80′s horror, snakes, bats, gore, cuddles, dancing, moon light, starry nights, rain, snow, Halloween, his half long fuzzy hair, hugs, kissing, cozy time at home with his partners and ice cream. ~ His style is mainly heavy metal/heavy Rock band tees and shirts, mixed with jeans/leather pants and big chunky boots. ~ He’s always there for the people he loves, although he sometimes cares a little too deeply for his own good.

Evan’s tag Evan’s house/home Handwriting/ask answer pic:

One Gif to describe him:

One song to describe him: Grand Avenue - Take It As It Comes Personal play list: 1. Iron Maiden - Fear Of The Dark 2. Lacuna Coil - Delirium 3. Puscifer - The Undertaker 4. Rob Zombie - Lords Of Salem 5. Rammstein - Ich Will 6. Korn - Right Now 7. Primus - My Name Is Mud 8. Type O Negative - Wolf Moon 9. Slipknot - Duality 10. Deftones - 7 Words 11. Metallica - Enter Sandman 12. Godsmack - Come Together 13. Kyuss - Demon Cleaner 14. Motörhead - Iron Fist 15. Black Label Society - Rust 16. Disturbed - Inside The Fire 17. Soundgarden - Black Hole Sun 18. Revocation - Revocation - Invidious 19. Five Finger Death Punch - House Of The Rising Sun 20. Black Label Society - Concrete Jungle

[soronya]

17 questions 17 people

@hanhan156 tagged me like, last year or something. I am sorry for not doing this sooner! Thanks for thinking of me, han!

1. Nickname: Stef, or these days, Maf :D

2. Zodiac: Taurus

3. Height: 163cm or something. I am not sure.

4. Hogwarts House: I don’t like Harry Potter so much, but if I had to choose, it’s Ravenclaw.

5. Last Thing I Googled: Stuff about guns and rifles for my Cowboy AU fanfic.

6. Song Stuck in My Head: To The Rhythm by Mattis

7. Number of Followers: 236 woo woo! I love all of you!

8. Amount of Sleep: 9 to 10 hours. Otherwise I don’t feel like a human.

9. Lucky Number: I don’t have one. Maybe it’s X.

10. Dream Job: Teacher.

11. Wearing: Sweat pants and a grey t-shirt.

12. Favorite Song: You can’t make me choose. But currently it’s Rammstein’s “Was ich liebe”.

13. Aesthetic: The ocean, the smell of salt and warm sand in the air. Hearing the waves crashing at the shore. The sky is blue and the water clear. You feel the heat of the sun on your skin and you’re looking forward to eat ice cream.

14. Favorite Author: Michael J. Sullivan. Sam Feuerbach. Ursula Poznanski.

15. Favorite Instrument: Piano and accordion 

16. Favorite Animal Noise: Horses when they nicker quietly.

17. Random: I started writing my Wild West AU although I already have two additional WIPs. FML. I am not sure who has done this by now and who hasn’t, so if you follow me and see this on your dash, I am tagging YOU to do that!

[ollies-studyblr]

German III B: 4.1-4.6

Vocab:

preiswert

worth the price, reasonable

*gastfreundlich

welcoming, friendly (to guests)

*o je!

oh, dear!

besetzt

occupied

hervorragend

outstanding (usually foods)

*Kasseler Rippchen

smoked pork chops

*Spätzle

type of noodle, dumpling

noch etwas

anything else; something else

*die Beilage, -n

side dish

sofort

right away, immediately

*Mahlzeit

enjoy your meal; also a greeting in some areas

gleichfalls

the same to you

*die gefressige Ruhe

the stop in conversation when people start to eat

Ist das dir/euch recht?

Is that OK with you?

*die Bedienung

service charge

*getrennt

separate (checks)

der Zettel, -

slip of paper

*Ich hab zu danken.

I have to thank you.

*Prost!

Cheers!

*zum Wohl!

To your health!

Bierstube

a pub that serves only a limited menu

Gasthof/Gasthaus/Gasttätte

an inn, usually with local cuisine and home cooking

Café

You get coffee and pastries, and sometimes snacks and other beverages.

Konditorei

It sells fancy pastries, often with an area where you can sit down and order tea or coffee.

Ratskeller

It is in the cellar of a town hall and was originally for the high-class city councilmen, so it was often elegant (and expensive).

Schnellimbiss

if you want a sausage or sandwich in a hurry and don’t want to sit down

Eiscafe

specializes in fancy creations made with ice cream

Stehcafe

has small tables to stand at while enjoying a cup of coffee

Cafeteria

self-serve restaurant, often in large department stores

Kneipe

pub or bar, with little or no food

Es ärgert mich wenn...

It makes me angry when..

Es nervt mich wenn

It gets on my nerves when..

Es stört mich wenn

It bothers me when...

Ich finde es blöd/ärgerlich/...

I think it's stupid/annoying/...

Es regt mich auf wenn..

It upsets me (gets me worked up) when...

Ich werde wütend/frustriert/...

I get furious/frustrated/...

Ungarn / ungarisch / Ungar / Ungarin

Hungary

Italien / italienisch / Italiener / Italienerin

Italy

Spanien / spanisch /Spanier / Spanierin

Spain

Mexiko / mexikanisch / Mexikaner / Mexikanerin

Mexico

Griechenland / griechisch / Grieche / Griechin

Greece

die Türkei / türkisch / Türke / Türkin

Turkey

Japan / japanisch / Japaner / Japanerin

Japan

Frankreich / französisch/ Franzose / Französin

French

Argentinien / argentinisch / Argentiner / Argentinerin

Argentina

China / chinesisch / Chinese / Chinesin

China

die Schweiz / schweizerisch / Schweizer / Schweizerin

Switzerland

Österreich / österreichisch / Österreicher / Österreicherin

Austria

die Niederlande / niederländisch / Niederländer / Niederländerin

Netherlands

Russland / russisch / Russe / Russin

Russia

Indien / indisch / Inder / Inderin

India

Indonesien / indonesisch / Indonesier / Indonesierin

Indonesia

Polen / polnisch / Pole / Polin

Poland

Libanon / libanesisch / Libanese / Libanesin

Lebanon

Großbritannien / britisch / Brite / Britin

Britain

Vietnam / vietnamesisch / Vietnamese / Vietnamesin

Vietnam

die Frikadelle, -n

meat patty, meatball

der Aufschnitt

cold cuts

die Erbse, -n

pea

die Bohne, -n

bean

die Brokkoli

broccoli

der Champignon, -s

mushroom

die Nudel, -n

noodle

die Teigware, -n

pasta

Reich mir bitte...

Please pass me...

gefüllt

stuffed

gebraten

roasted

gekocht

boiled

geräuchert

smoked

paniert

breaded

lecker

delicious

scharf

hot (spicy)

Unpreceded Adjective Endings:

Preceded Adjective Endings:

Being Polite:

Ich will ... Ich möchte / hätte gern

I want... I would like

Bringen Sie mir ... Würden Sie mir ... bringen?

Bring me... Would you please bring me

Ich brauche ... Dürfte ich ... haben?

I need ... May I have

Können Sie ... geben/bringen? Könnten Sie ... geben/haben?

Can I have... Could I have

Fun Facts:

If you are in a German-speaking country, you will hopefully eat in an "inn". Sometimes it doesn't look as elegant as a "restaurant," but the food is very good, the atmosphere is friendly and you can then say that you ate "typically German / Austrian / Swiss". Most inns have the name of the owner's family or something special in the area.

In this case it is "Gasthof Gams" and you can see from the sign on the house that a Gams is an animal. If you also learn that chamois leather is used for window cleaning and car cleaning, you can guess that a "Gams” (or a Gämse) is a "chamois".

The so-called "chamois beard" ("chamois beard") from the soft hair of the chamois is used as a shaving brush and also as a decoration (with an edelweiss flower) on a Tyrolean hat. For many tourists this hat is considered "typically German", but for the Germans it is only considered "typically Austrian" or "typically Bavarian". Just like lederhosen, it is rarely found on men in the north.

If there is no free table in a restaurant - but there is a table with free seats, you can ask: "Is there still free?" and join. Often one does not speak to the other people.

It is not unusual in an inn or family restaurant for people to bring their dog with them. The dog stays under the table and often the other guests don't notice him at all. You don't see that in a more elegant restaurant.

When the waiter brings the food, he says: "Bon appetit." The people at the table wish each other "bon appetit," even if they don't know each other. Sometimes you hear "meal."

If you need the waiter, you say: "Herr Ober." (There is no "proper" word for a waitress. Before, "Miss" was said, but you don't hear that so often.) Otherwise the waiter usually doesn't bother the guests.

There is often an elegant restaurant called "Ratskeller" under the town hall. It is usually quite expensive.

Most restaurants hang their menu outside on the door so you know what's there and how much it costs before you go inside. In addition, they often put a table with the daily specialties. You can see two examples above.

If you're ever in Berlin, save up your hunger and then go to the sixth floor of the department store known as KaDeWe. The name comes from the initials of its original full name (Kaufhaus des Westens). During the Cold War the store was a symbol for the materialistic success of the West, enticing those from the East to "Go West." Today it's best known for its gourmet food selection, with groceries to take home as well as many items you can eat and drink right there.

[luciousmafloy]

First Love [pt. 1]

Luka Couffaine x Reader

my first story! yay! i hope it doesn't suck!

Soo, a few things you need to know:

1. English is not my native language so i'll probably do some mistakes lmao

2. your character is a German who moved to paris

3. french is written in english and when your character speaks german i will write it in german with the translation after it

4. i will 'use' the villains for my story not in chronological order- i hope you don't mind and understand what i just wrote lol

5. yeet

☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼

your pov

i stood in my new room. it wasn't fully decorated but it already looked comfy and cozy. i sat down on my grey couch and picked up my phone to text my friend f/n.

we were in Paris now for only three days and i already miss her like hell. on of my fears is that i won't make any friends here. That would suck.

"the food is ready!", i hear my mom shouting for me and my little sister.

even though we are germans my parents speak french with us, so we can improve our french. i think i'm good at the language but i'm not perfect. my sisters french isn't that good so my parents sent her to a special school, where she'll learn the language. she dumb lol. no, my sister is actually really smart. She once won a math competition in 5th grade. I could never. my math is horrible.

anyway , i walked down the stairs and sat down on a chair. It's weird that the house where we live now is our new home. it feels a bit strange, but i will get used to it by time.

"s/n, your bus will drive at 7:35 please get up tomorrow timely"

my sister gave my mom a no-shit-sherlock look and i started laughing.

"fine", she said.

"when you want to improve your french, you have to speak more than one word", i told s/n.

"i can speak french when i want to", my sister said.

"it doesn't matter. Stop it please", your mother interrupted us. she hates when we argue like that, but i can't help it.

after dinner i went to my room and turned on the tv. I found nothing interesting to watch so i decided to watch the news. I need to know at least a bit about my new home town.

the friendly red-haired news lady told something about akumas and ladybug and chat noir.

i already knew the heroes of paris, they looked pretty cool in their animal-like costumes but doesn't the spandex feel weird on their skin? when i meet them, i could ask them this. but no, probably not, that would be weird.

they showed an interview with the akuma victim. the victim was a sweet man who sells ice cream. friendly and genuine persons like him get akumatised too? okay, that is scary... i hope i won't get akumatised, i don't wanna hurt people.

after watching the news, and texting my friend f/n about this strange akuma stuff, i found a funny show to watch for the rest of the evening.

~ the next day ~

my alarm clock played my favorite song at exactly 7:15 am. my sister had to get up earlier than me, because she has to take the bus to get to school when i can easily walk to school.

i stayed a few minutes in my warm bed but after my mom yelled at me i got up and ate breakfast.

"and? excited for school? hell, even i am excited, for both of you!", my mom says to me while she drank her tea.

"yeah, but i'm scared. what when they all think i'm weird and avoid me?"

i'm definitely not the person who just wanders to people and strikes up a conversation with them. nope.

i'm the kind of person who stands alone and watches other people having fun, and then feels bad about themselfes.

"then you have to come ouf of your comfort zone and talk to people"

"ja, weils auch so einfach ist", i mumbled. (yeah, because it's so easy)

"oh, don't be a sissy. now get up and change your clothes and brush your teeth. you have to go in 20 minutes!"

"yes, mother", i said while saluting and pretending her to be my boss.

i walked upstairs to my room and picked out my favorite clothes. i feel a bit confident when i wear them, maybe it'll help me.

after brushing me teeth and doing my skin care routine i grabbed my backpack from the floor and walked downstairs to my mom.

my dad has already left for work, he always leaves early and comes back late.

"mama, ich hab wirklich angst", i said to her. (mom, i'm really scared)

"das schaffst du schon. wenn du heute keine freunde findest, dann eben morgen. versuch einfach ganz normal zu sein, dann kann nichts schiefgehen"

(you got this. if you make no friends today, you will make some tomorrow. just try to be normal then nothing bad can happen)

i smiled at my mother. she is good at cheering me up, that's one of the many reasons why i love her so much. even though she can get pretty strict sometimes.

"thanks, mom. i needed that"

my mom gave me a hug, i felt good. i love hugging people, but i'm often too shy to do it.

"oh my- i have to go now if you want to be on time!", my mom said nervously.

i think she is more anxious than me. anyway, i said goodbye to her and left our house.

i think i know the way to my new school. my parents walked the whole way with me yesterday and even if i don't have it memorized, then why does google maps exist?

on my way i put on my earplugs and listened to my favorite music. music really helps me calming myself down. i was so nervous. the students in my home town didn't really liked me. i had some 'friends' yeah, but without f/n i wouldn't have survived all my school years. i really miss her and i hope i find a f/n in paris.

when i walked into school i looked around. there were many students chattering and having fun, even though its the first day after school holidays.

i checked the time, 10 minutes until the class starts. i better search for the classroom.

with my schedule in my hands i walked up the stairs, looking for my room. i felt a bit lost, there were many students and it scared me.

"hey, do you need help?", i heard a sweet voice saying behind me.

i turned around and saw a small girl, with blond short hair and the biggest blue eyes i've ever seen.

"ähm- ah, yeah. i-i can't find my classroom"

great. why can't i form a single sentence to a stranger without stuttering?

"well, can i see your schedule?", the girl asked smiling. she is really nice.

i handed her the schedule i just got yesterday and bite my lips.

"ah! we're in the same class! juleka come here, it's the new girl!"

a girl with dark clothes came up to us. she looked like the complete opposite of the girl before me, but the fact that they are friends or maybe a couple (who knows?) is super cute.

"hi", said juleka and stood beside the sweet girl.

"that's great! we're gonna get along just fine, i know it! i'm rose, that's juleka and your name is?"

rose and juleka started walking and i followed them.

"i'm y/n. it's nice to meet you guys"

i really hope they will stick with me today. and tomorrow, i hope they are going to be my friends, because they seem really nice and i don't think i will meet other people so easily and fast like that.

"madame bustier told us that you are german! but your french is so good, i didn't even notice a accent. do you already like it here?"

rose talkes a lot. it's cute.

"thank you and yeah.. it feels weird to live here now, but i like it"

rose smiles. "that's nice to hear. look, we're here, our classroom!"

rose opened the door and i walked in behind juleka. there were a few students already here.

i noticed a girl with blue hair who was talking to another girl with brown hair. in front of these two sat a boy who listened to music.

"you can sit behind juleka and me, if thats okay?", rose asked me.

juleka already sat down on her place and looked calmly out of the window.

"yeah, yeah. that's good"

i walked up, but a girl with blond hair stopped me.

"look sabrina, the new german girl is here. they clearly don't have clothing stores in germany, when i see what you are wearing", she said and her friend faked a laugh.

"why do you care about my clothes?", i asked her.

"they look horrible, just like marinette's", the girl shrugged.

"chloé, just because no one except you can afford designer clothes doesn't mean you can pick on us!", the blue-haired girl shouted angry. i think she was about to slap chloé or something because her friend held her back.

chloé simply turned away and started to whisper with her friend.

"i'm sorry about that, but- that's chloé", marinette said to me in a sad tone.

"oh, it's fine. it's not your fault", i told her.

marinette smiled and the girl behind her leaned forward. "hi, i'm alya"

"and i'm marinette, it's nice to meet you. madame bustier has told us about you"

honestly, why are they all so nice? is this some kind of fanfiction or what-

"name's y/n", i smiled.

then a boy entered the class, causing marinette to stare at him. ah, someone has a crush. alya sent me a knowing smile, while she rolled her eyes. i just giggled and walked up to my place behind juleka and rose.

"i heard what chloé said, i'm sorry. she is like that with everyone", rose sighed.

"it's okay. i'm just glad not everyone here is like her"

"me too", agreed juleka.

"i hope she will drop that mean attitude", rose said.

a woman walked into the room and was instantly greeted by every student. it was madame bustier, she looked friendly. i hope she is as friendly as she looks like. "ah, y/n i see you've found a place to sit. but you are alone, how about you take a seat with rose and juleka?". everyone turned to me and i felt uncomfortable.

"ähm- yes, madame?", i said while grabbing my backpack and standing up to sit next to rose.

the class laughed, even madame bustier giggled. "you don't have to call me madam, y/n"

i nooded and said a quiet 'okay'.

what a start.

[vollzeit-kaffee]

Top 1000 Common Words ~ L.A.P Summer Challenge! [link to original post] // 5000 German Words (Top 87%)

Nur noch 100 Wörter und ich werde die Hälfte von tausend Wörter haben... ୧༼✿ ͡◕ д ◕͡ ༽୨

13.8.2019 - 17.8.2019 Wörter 400/1000

das CD-ROM-Laufwerk, -e　⋆　the CD-ROM drive

das College, -s 　⋆　the college

das Computerspiel, -e 　⋆　the computer game

das Dach, -”er 　⋆　the roof

das Datum; die Daten 　⋆　the date

das Delikatessengeschäft, -e 　⋆　the delicatessen

der Professional 　⋆　the professional

das Ding, -e 　⋆　the thing

das Diplom, -e 　⋆　the diploma

das Diplom machen 　⋆　to do or take one’s diploma

das Dokument, -e 　⋆　the docoment

das Doppelhaus. -”er 　⋆　the duplex; semi-detached

das Dorf, -”er 　⋆　the village

das Drama; die Dramen 　⋆　the drama

das Dreivierteljahr, -e 　⋆　the three-quarter year; nine months

das Dutzend, e 　⋆　the dozen

das DVD-Laufwerk, -e 　⋆　 the DVD drive

das Ehepaar, -e 　⋆　the married couple

das Ei, -er 　⋆　the egg

das Einfamilienhaus, -”er  　⋆　the single-family house; the ‘monoplex’

das Einhorn, -”er 　⋆　the unicorn

das Einkaufen 　⋆　the shopping

das Einkaufszentrum; die Einkaufszentren 　⋆　the shopping center

das Einkommen 　⋆　the income

das Einzelkind, -er 　⋆　the only child

das Eis 　⋆　 the ice; the ice cream (no plural)

das Eisen 　⋆　 the iron (metal) (no plural)

das Eishockey 　⋆　 the ice hockey (no plural)

das Element, -e 　⋆　 the element

der Pilz, -e 　⋆　 the mushroom

das Ende, -n 　⋆　 the end

Englisch 　⋆　 English (language)

das Erdgeschoss, -e 　⋆　 the ground floor

das Ergebnis, -se 　⋆　 the result

das Essen, - 　⋆　 the meal; food

das Esszimmer, - 　⋆　 the dining room

das Etagenbett, -en 　⋆　 the bunk bed

das Etui, -s 　⋆　 the case (container)

das Exemplar, -e 　⋆　 the copy (of a book, etc.); the specimen

das Experiment, -e 　⋆　 the experiment

das Fach, -"er 　⋆　 the subject (of study)

das Fahrgeld, -er 　⋆　 the fare (transport)

das Fahrrad, -"er 　⋆　 the bicycle

das Fahrzeug, -e 　⋆　 the vehicle

der Familienbrunch, -es 　⋆　 the family brunch

das Farbfoto, -s 　⋆　 the colour photo

das Fax, -e 　⋆　 the fax

das Feinkostgeschäft, -e 　⋆　 the delicatessen

das Feld, -er 　⋆　 the field

das Fenster, - 　⋆　 the window 

[lethal-liability]

Tag/Ask Game

Thanks for the tag @shining-dawn !!

1. Nicknames: I've been called Ari and Pumpkin all my life but recently some friends have been calling me BTGGF (big titty goth gf) or goblin

2. Zodiac: I'm a virgo! I recently found out that John Mulaney is also a virgo and honestly, it makes sense.

3. Height: I am 5 feet of condensed rage.

4. Hogwarts House: Hufflepuff 🖤💛

5. Last thing I googled: Wallachia, I started watching Castlevania and I wanted to know were that is (it's in Romania).

6. Favorite Musicians: I love Ice Nine Kills, Fall Out Boy, and Breaking Benjamin, but recently I've been getting into and listening to a lot of Rammstein

7. Song stuck in my head: I have two somehow? Different Animals by Western Education and Pussy by Rammstein so... do with that what you will.

8. Following: 163

9. Followers: 41

10. Do I get asks: only if I do an ask game and only from @llcoolace

11. Amount of sleep: usually 6 hours, I can get 8 if I'm lucky and I can run on about 3 if need be

12. Lucky Number: 95 and 27

13. What I'm wearing: a very old pair of leggings and an older Three Days Grace tshirt

14. Dream job: I want to be a director/cinematographer but I'd also like to teach history, preferably abroad. My history teacher taught US history in Taiwan and I just think that'd be so cool.

15. Dream trip: destination wise I'd love to go to Tokyo, Berlin, Stockholm, and London, but my ultimate trip would be a year long road trip around the contiguous United States

16. Favorite food: I like fried pickles, ice cream, and cheesecake

17. Instruments: I don't play any unfortunately :(

18. Languages: I can only speak English but I'm learning German right now! All I can say so far is "ich bin eine Frau," but I'm learning!

19. Favorite song: all time favorite is So Cold by Breaking Benjamin but my current favorite is Engel by Rammstein

20. Random Fact: I've been dancing for 17 years and this year I'm making my teacher graduate! I get a solo in the review and I chose the song Gladiator by Zayde Wølfe

21. Aesthetic: oof I have so many but currently I'm into dark cottagecore and southern gothic

I guess I'll tag @llcoolace and @the-gentlemans-pirate

[akhuna01]

Personal, ranting, my ex, beware of swearwords

Ok, ok, I'm trying to calm down right now. I'm angry and chances are, you will be, too, if you read this.

Guys. My ex husband who beat me and who cheated on me repeatedly, whom I divorced 5 years ago, just sent me an OUTRAGEOUS E-mail asking to move in with me because his girlfriend kicked him out.

I am so mad right now I don't know how to cope.

That asshole.

But read it yourself!

His original E-Mail in German:

"Hallo mein Schatz,

Ich weiss wir haben uns seit 5 Jahren nicht mehr gesehen. Und du hast mich auf Facebook blockiert, was ich nach dem einen Ausrutscher damals auch verstehen kann.

Aber ich habe heute über den Account meiner Mama mal durch deine Bilder geschaut. Gut siehste aus ;) und single bist du auch immer noch. War wohl schwer so einen Mann wie mich zu ersetzen!

Daniela (meine 4. Freundin seit mit dir schluss war) hat mich vorgestern rausgeworfen. Und da du ja bei deiner Familie im Haus wohnst wollte ich fragen ob ich forübergehend bei dir wohnen kann? Wenn du dich ein wenig verändert hast seit damals könnten wir evtl sogar wieder zusammen kommen. Wer weiss! Es war ja nicht immer alles schlecht zwischen uns, nur im letzten Jahr wurdest du immer langweiliger und als es dann im Bett nicht mehr geklappt hat war für mich der Punkt einfach erreicht. Ich hoffe du verstehst dass es für mich damals besser war dich zu betrügen als unglücklich treu zu sein.

Ruf mich bitte an unter 0159##### wenn ich bei euch einziehen kann - es wäre echt dringend.

Gruß

W."

Translation, with my comments in (()):

"Hello my love ((how dare he call me that!)),

I know we haven't seen eachother in 5 years. And you've blocked me on Facebook, which I can kinda understand after that one mistake I made. ((He threatened my life and to kill my horse under more than 30 of my most recent facebook posts while he was drunk. That happened about a year ago. I was terrified and if @smmywinchester45 and @gabessquishytum and others hadn't calmed me that night I don't know how I'd have dealt with the situation!!!!)). But today I logged into my mother's account and I looked through your pictures. You're looking good ;) and you're still single. ((According to facebook. Jerk)) i guess it's really hard to replace a man such as me! ((!!!))

Daniela (my 4th girlfriend since I broke up with you)((I broke up with YOU for cheating and domestic violence, you tosser!)) Kicked me out the day before yesterday. And seeing as you live at your family's house I was wondering if I could move in with you temporarily? ((What makes him think moving in with my family, who know he cheated and hurt me, would be a good idea?)) Who knows, if you've changed a bit since back when we were together maybe we could even try to get together again. ((Nope)) Who knows! Not everything was bad between us, just over the last year you got more and more boring, and when things in the bedroom didn't work out anymore ((he was into BDSM, I wasn't, he didn't accept a "no" so I refused to sleep with him)) that was just the tipping point for me.

I hope you understand that it was just better for me to cheat on you than to be unhappy, but faithful.

Call me on my number #### and tell me if I can move in with you. It's really urgent.

Greetings W."

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CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT BULLSHIT MOTHERFUCKER! HOW DARE HE!

Should I call him, e-mail, block him, or plain ignore him? I have absolutely NO interest whatsoever in any future interaction with that man.

I need the calming power of ice cream now.