#ITS TOO FAST

[tastelikechili]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S BACK IN THE PADDOCK

CARLOS SAINZ VÁZQUEZ DE CASTRO CENAMOR RINCÓN REBOLLO VIRTO MORENO DE ARANDA DON PER URRIELAGOIRIA PÉREZ DEL PULGAR GET YOUR LONG NAMED APPENDIX-LESS BEAUTIFUL ASS BACK IN BED

THE WAY HE IS WALKING 🤦🏻‍♀️ CARLOS ISTG!!!

[spaciebabie]

started watching an old joel stream from 7 years ago and he started talking about undertale and playing bonetrousle and i entered a crisis b/c no undertale was not 7 years ago it was just yesterday

[miyaeto]

HELLOOOO HAPPY NEW YEARS EVERYONE FROM LAND DOWN UNDER AKA AUSTRALAI! Wishing y'alls family a wonderful, prosperous, healthy year ahead! MAY 2023 TREAT US ALL KINDLY <3

[jhoons]

enha hit 1000 days already?? istg they just debuted the other day

[death-and-the-codein-scene]

How is someone fucking up the anthem this much I hate US hockey

[tazzmanian-devil]

every day of my life i wish i could pause time

[chloesimaginationthings]

Jeff having his midlife crisis in FNAF into the pit

[evercelle]

orv bookmark draws, pt. 3! chps 226, 254, 310 - [ part 1, part 2]

[inkskinned]

the thing is there's like, a point of oversaturation for everything, and it's why so many things get dropped after a few minutes. and we act like millennials or gen z kids "have short attention spans" but... that's not quite it. it's more like - we did like it. you just ruined it.

capitalism sees product A having moderate success, and then everything has to come out with their "own version" of product A (which is often exactly the same). and they dump extreme amounts of money and environmental waste into each horrible simulacrum they trot out each season.

now it's not just tiktokkers making videos; it's that instagram and even fucking tumblr both think you want live feeds and video-first programming. and it helps them, because videos are easier to sneak native ads into. the books coming out all have to have 78 buzzwords in them for SEO, or otherwise they don't get published. they are making a live-action remake of moana. i haven't googled it, but there's probably another marvel or starwars something coming out, no matter when you're reading this post.

and we are like "hi, this clone of project A completely misses the point of the original. it is soulless and colorless and miserable." and the company nods and says "yes totally. here is a different clone, but special." and we look at clone 2 and we say "nope, this one is still flat and bad, y'all" and they're like "no, totally, we hear you," and then they make another clone but this time it's, like, a joyless prequel. and by the time they've successfully rolled out "clone 89", the market is incredibly oversaturated, and the consumer is blamed because the company isn't turning a profit.

and like - take even something digital like the tumblr "live streaming" function i just mentioned. that has to take up server space and some amount of carbon footprint; just so this brokenass blue hellsite can roll out a feature that literally none of its userbase actually wants. the thing that's the kicker here: even something that doesn't have a physical production plant still impacts the environment.

and it all just feels like it's rolling out of control because like, you watch companies pour hundreds of thousands of dollars into a remake of a remake of something nobody wants anymore and you're like, not able to afford eggs anymore. and you tell the company that really what you want is a good story about survival and they say "okay so you mean a YA white protagonist has some kind of 'spicy' love triangle" and you're like - hey man i think you're misunderstanding the point of storytelling but they've already printed 76 versions of "city of blood and magic" and "queen of diamond rule" and spent literally millions of dollars on the movie "Candy Crush Killer: Coming to Eat You".

it's like being stuck in a room with a clown that keeps telling the same joke over and over but it's worse every time. and that would be fine but he keeps fucking charging you 6.99. and you keep being like "no, i know it made me laugh the first time, but that's because it was different and new" and the clown is just aggressively sitting there saying "well! plenty of people like my jokes! the reason you're bored of this is because maybe there's something wrong with you!"

[funkle420]

no talk me i angy cant stop thinking about my girlfriend who's been kidnapped by a crazy powerful ancient magician

[twilightkitkat]

Really stupid idea but can you imagine if the TVA swore Wade and Logan to secrecy and then they come back and everyone is so incredibly confused. Like? Wade, what the fuck? Who is Logan and why is he living with you and why does he look like a dead superhero?

Especially with the insinuation that the entire movie timeline spanned over a few days. So Wade goes from hopelessly pining after his ex to bringing home this buff, hairy, muscular guy to live with him without warning after disappearing from his birthday party.

Like he just randomly walked out the door after blowing out the candles, then he mysteriously reemerged with this feral look-don't-touch beast of a man. And he's calling him stupid pet names like "peanut" and "babygirl" and the guy isn't biting his head off?

When asked, Wade just responds that Logan was his best birthday gift ever. Logan's ears turn pink and he covers his mouth to hide the small smile on his face. Wade wraps an arm around his shoulder and grins. Meanwhile, everyone thinks Wade left his own party because of a hook-up call that somehow ended with him landing himself a boyfriend.

[spicyboelives]

SUMMON THE SUIT!!!

Plus close ups.

[birdy-babe]

Helluva Boss Full Moon Spoilers‼️

Remember that anger is a secondary emotion

[vintrage]

it was that white cloak that soiled me

[crunchchute]

halloween! tumblr gets 2 colorways. lineart done traditionally, colored digitally

[taikk0]

eevee shaking in ambigous white glowing space.gif this was supposed to be a quick animation warmup/practice but i decided to color and clean it up 4 no reason