#ITS TOO FAST
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S BACK IN THE PADDOCK
CARLOS SAINZ VÁZQUEZ DE CASTRO CENAMOR RINCÓN REBOLLO VIRTO MORENO DE ARANDA DON PER URRIELAGOIRIA PÉREZ DEL PULGAR GET YOUR LONG NAMED APPENDIX-LESS BEAUTIFUL ASS BACK IN BED
THE WAY HE IS WALKING 🤦🏻♀️ CARLOS ISTG!!!
#smooth operator's#smooth operation#smooth recovery?#ITS TOO FAST#GO BACK TO BED#carlos sainz#saudi arabia gp 2024#cs55#my chili#f1
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started watching an old joel stream from 7 years ago and he started talking about undertale and playing bonetrousle and i entered a crisis b/c no undertale was not 7 years ago it was just yesterday
#spacie spoinks#the passage of time#oh my god#no make it stop#its too fast#UNDERTALE'S 8TH ANNIVERSARY IS THIS YEAR. OH MY GOD.#1 DECADE OF UNDERTALE IS FAST APPROACHING#HELP#NO
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HELLOOOO HAPPY NEW YEARS EVERYONE FROM LAND DOWN UNDER AKA AUSTRALAI! Wishing y'alls family a wonderful, prosperous, healthy year ahead! MAY 2023 TREAT US ALL KINDLY <3
#miya rambles#cant believe it's already 2023#ITS TOO FAST#WHERE DID 2022 GO?? literally a fucking blur#HAHAHAHAHA
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enha hit 1000 days already?? istg they just debuted the other day
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How is someone fucking up the anthem this much I hate US hockey
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every day of my life i wish i could pause time
#talking#its too fast#i need a minute i need a minute SLOW DOWN I NEED A FUCKING MINUTE#WAIT#HOLD ON#!!!!!!!!!!!!!#WAIT!!!#LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING#GOD#every time i look at the clock an HOUR has passed#mfw you get reading week off but they give you extra work#to make sure youre still busy#mfw i dropped TWO COURSES#AND IM STILL#!!!!!#AHHHHHHHHH#I NEED A MINUTE SLOW DOWN#PLEASE#legit ive been dreaming of being a time player for yearrrz#bc i could rewind and get a few extra hours of sleep#that would be a game changer#if i needed to sleep less#maybe thats my ish#i get like 12 hours of sleep a night#id have more time if my bodyy needed less sleep
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Jeff having his midlife crisis in FNAF into the pit
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#fnaf oswald#fnaf jeff#into the pit#Jeff trying to warn Oswald#don’t grow up too fast kid it’s NOT worth it#Oswald just wanna eat his pizza though#Jeff just having his midlife crisis in the middle of ITP#ITS OKAY Jeff in one of the endings it works out for you 🙏🏾
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orv bookmark draws, pt. 3! chps 226, 254, 310 - [ part 1, part 2]
#orv#kim dokja#yoo joonghyuk#ever makes art#i really liked that moment in 226... yjh telling kdj kimcom's stories while he was gone and assuring him that his story is being told too#understated but surprisingly tender!! and then fast forward to 310 and we're back to punching our feelings out HAHA#'hell of eternity' is an EXTREMELY cool story name. sorry its about ur compound interest misery yjh darling u_u
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the thing is there's like, a point of oversaturation for everything, and it's why so many things get dropped after a few minutes. and we act like millennials or gen z kids "have short attention spans" but... that's not quite it. it's more like - we did like it. you just ruined it.
capitalism sees product A having moderate success, and then everything has to come out with their "own version" of product A (which is often exactly the same). and they dump extreme amounts of money and environmental waste into each horrible simulacrum they trot out each season.
now it's not just tiktokkers making videos; it's that instagram and even fucking tumblr both think you want live feeds and video-first programming. and it helps them, because videos are easier to sneak native ads into. the books coming out all have to have 78 buzzwords in them for SEO, or otherwise they don't get published. they are making a live-action remake of moana. i haven't googled it, but there's probably another marvel or starwars something coming out, no matter when you're reading this post.
and we are like "hi, this clone of project A completely misses the point of the original. it is soulless and colorless and miserable." and the company nods and says "yes totally. here is a different clone, but special." and we look at clone 2 and we say "nope, this one is still flat and bad, y'all" and they're like "no, totally, we hear you," and then they make another clone but this time it's, like, a joyless prequel. and by the time they've successfully rolled out "clone 89", the market is incredibly oversaturated, and the consumer is blamed because the company isn't turning a profit.
and like - take even something digital like the tumblr "live streaming" function i just mentioned. that has to take up server space and some amount of carbon footprint; just so this brokenass blue hellsite can roll out a feature that literally none of its userbase actually wants. the thing that's the kicker here: even something that doesn't have a physical production plant still impacts the environment.
and it all just feels like it's rolling out of control because like, you watch companies pour hundreds of thousands of dollars into a remake of a remake of something nobody wants anymore and you're like, not able to afford eggs anymore. and you tell the company that really what you want is a good story about survival and they say "okay so you mean a YA white protagonist has some kind of 'spicy' love triangle" and you're like - hey man i think you're misunderstanding the point of storytelling but they've already printed 76 versions of "city of blood and magic" and "queen of diamond rule" and spent literally millions of dollars on the movie "Candy Crush Killer: Coming to Eat You".
it's like being stuck in a room with a clown that keeps telling the same joke over and over but it's worse every time. and that would be fine but he keeps fucking charging you 6.99. and you keep being like "no, i know it made me laugh the first time, but that's because it was different and new" and the clown is just aggressively sitting there saying "well! plenty of people like my jokes! the reason you're bored of this is because maybe there's something wrong with you!"
#this was much longer i had to cut it down for legibility#but i do want to say i am aware this post doesnt touch on human rights violations as a result of fast fashion#that is because it deserves its own post with a completely different tone#i am an environmental educator#so that's what i know the most about. it wouldn't be appropriate of me to mention off-hand the real and legitimate suffering#that people are going through#without doing my research and providing real ways to help#this is a vent post about a thing i'm watching happen; not a call to action. it would be INCREDIBLY demeaning#to all those affected by the fast fashion industry to pretend that a post like this could speak to their suffering#unfortunately one of the horrible things about latestage capitalism as an activist is that SO many things are linked to this#and i WANT to talk about all of them but it would be a book in its own right. in fact there ARE books about each level of this#and i encourage you to seek them out and read them!!! i am not an expert on that i am just a person on tumblr doing my favorite activity#(complaining)#and it's like - this is the individual versus the industry problem again right because im blaming myself#for being an expert on environmental disaster (which is fucking important) but not knowing EVERYTHING about fast fashion#i'm blaming myself for not covering the many layers of this incredibly complicated problem im pointing out#rather than being like. yeah so actually the fault here lies with the billion dollar industries actually.#my failure to be able to condense an incredibly immense problem that is BOOK-LENGTH into a single text post that i post for free#is not in ANY fucking way the same amount of harm as. you know. the ACTUAL COMPANIES doing this ACTUAL THING for ACTUAL MONEY.#anyway im gonna go donate money while i'm thinking about it. maybe you can too. we can both just agree - well i fuckin tried didn't i#which is more than their CEOs can say
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no talk me i angy cant stop thinking about my girlfriend who's been kidnapped by a crazy powerful ancient magician
#art#dunmeshi#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#marcille#dunmeshi spoilers#dunmeshi fanart#marcille fanart#falin x marcille#marcille dunmeshi#digital art#artists on tumblr#illustration#queer art#clip studio paint#my art#hmmmm this took me about an hour i think#maybe a lil more#thats fast for me#still thinking abt how to open commissions in a way taht works for me#technically i have doodle coms open but i only advertised them on tumblr and i think the price is a bit low#sorry i mean tiktok#anyway ill delete that post and make an official ad#im thinking 30 for lineart#50 for color#that way ppl will be more likely to order#and i wont feel too pressured to spend hours or days on each one#but also its not too cheap#i gotta make money!!!#i gotta make about $900 in the next 3 months
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Really stupid idea but can you imagine if the TVA swore Wade and Logan to secrecy and then they come back and everyone is so incredibly confused. Like? Wade, what the fuck? Who is Logan and why is he living with you and why does he look like a dead superhero?
Especially with the insinuation that the entire movie timeline spanned over a few days. So Wade goes from hopelessly pining after his ex to bringing home this buff, hairy, muscular guy to live with him without warning after disappearing from his birthday party.
Like he just randomly walked out the door after blowing out the candles, then he mysteriously reemerged with this feral look-don't-touch beast of a man. And he's calling him stupid pet names like "peanut" and "babygirl" and the guy isn't biting his head off?
When asked, Wade just responds that Logan was his best birthday gift ever. Logan's ears turn pink and he covers his mouth to hide the small smile on his face. Wade wraps an arm around his shoulder and grins. Meanwhile, everyone thinks Wade left his own party because of a hook-up call that somehow ended with him landing himself a boyfriend.
#poolverine#deadclaws#kitkat#deadpool 3#deadpool and wolverine#logan howlett#wade wilson#deadpool movie#wade x logan#wade/logan#everyone is like??#wade i know youre dumb but#isnt this a little too fast??#even vanessa is floored by how quickly they moved in#even she hasnt fully recovered#let alone move in with her boyfriend#and blind al was a little confused at first#but she saw wade happy for the first time in years#so she let it go and just accepted it#plus logan is a good cook and has a nice voice#so#bonus points if they find out about laura#oh and dogpool#wade wdym you have a daughter and pet and husband now its only been 2 days
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SUMMON THE SUIT!!!
Plus close ups.
#jake lockley#moon knight#moonknight system#jake fights before the suit is even fully on.#his reflexes are so fast i just have to belive it#also initally the “wanna go for a ride” one wasnt so suggestive but i think i rendered his crotch too much.#its not my fault im just a man 😔✌
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Helluva Boss Full Moon Spoilers‼️
Remember that anger is a secondary emotion
#god I’m so sad#WHY DID LOONA SAY THAG#HES RUNNING#HES RUNNING SO FAST#HE ONLY FOCUSES ON FHE SEXT STUFF BC ITS A DISTRACTION FROM HIS FEELINGS#YOU KNOW SONIC HE LIKES TO RUN#GOD#I CANT WAIT FOR ALL THE BLITZO HATERS OUT THERE#TO COMPLETELY MISINTERPRET THIS SCENE#YEAH HE SAID SHITTY THINGS#HE NEEDS TO APOLOGIZE#BUT STOLAS ISNT INNOCENT EITHER#AHHHHHH#I HAVE TOO MANY THOUGHTS#stolitz#helluva boss#stolas#blitzo#hellaverse#helluva blitzo#helluva boss blitz#blitzo x stolas#helluva boss the full moon spoilers#helluva boss spoilers#full moon spoilers#helluva boss the full moon#helluva boss full moon#helluva boss full moon spoilers
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it was that white cloak that soiled me
#jaime lannister#a song of ice and fire#game of thrones#asoiaf#got#mine.png#this is specifically 17 yr old fresh kingslayer jaime bc oh my god. Oh My God.#if there’s one thing about asoiaf that will ALWAYS get me immobile on the floor it is how young absolutely everybody is#especially when terrible awful traumatizing events define the rest of their lives#i was doing the digital stuff for this on a flight so i got sick of it too fast so its honestly like. not that good. but still#blood tw
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halloween! tumblr gets 2 colorways. lineart done traditionally, colored digitally
#sketch was also on paper but i edited it on pc#printed it out and lined on paper again#quite a time saver. was fun to line too it goes so fast when i dont redo every line 78 times#my art#crunchchute art#sam and max#hallo ween is here#hope i didnt forget to color anything in#i dont rly like sam in this but its ok i wanted to draw mainly vampire max
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eevee shaking in ambigous white glowing space.gif this was supposed to be a quick animation warmup/practice but i decided to color and clean it up 4 no reason
#this is what greets you at the pearly gates#intersex eevee is real btw#have a fear that its going too fast im not used to animating on 24 fps lol#taikko art#taikko animations#pokemon#eevee#pkmn eevee#pkmn#pokemon art#pokemon fanart#pokemon fandom#pokemon animation#animation#adobe animate#WHAT DO I EVEN TAG THIS HEKP#eevee animation
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