#ITS SO BAD. THESE COOKIES ARENT THO THEYRE SO GOOD....
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saori the biggest kin/id of my life because why would my roommate make a bunch of cookies when now i have to fight for my life not to eat every single last one of them
#snap chats#HEEEEEEELP#i love lying to myself and saying i dont like sweets so i trick myself into Not eating every piece of sugar i see#ITS SO BAD. THESE COOKIES ARENT THO THEYRE SO GOOD....#she was baking with her boyfriend all day yesterday and dawg they were taunting me... i wanted to eat them so bad..#AND THEN I WAKE UP AND SHE TEXTS US AL LIKE 'you guys can have the cookies i left out if you want <3' LIKE#YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOUVE DONE. i will force myself only to have a few... i promise not to be greedy...#so funny tho her boyf and her went out to eat after cooking and so they didnt have time to clean#and because Its Custom in my house to clean after who cooks (aka this rule only applies to my mom because she hates cleaning)#i just started cleaning. plus i really dont like mess but i had fun cleaning anyway#AND YEAH THIS MORNING IM HAVING A COOKIE AND SHES LIKE 'tysm again for cleaning like that was a lot im sorry <:)'#and im like 'no its ok i had fun :)' and the look she gave me. LOL LIKE /FUN/ 👁️👁️??????#i dont think im a strange person but since living at a dorm with. Active Roommates For Once im sure feelng like a strange person#not in a bad way tho. its kinda funny realizing how odd i am. Apparently. or at least how different we all are from each other#ok bye i need to study spanish
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current Details on rufus & russell (i still might change my mind on the names but at this point i probably wont) not kink-related just General Shit
ok so first off since Hell exists in whatever universe i have going on i have to give my little rundown on what goes on there
so like it Is an otherworldly plane and people Can go there when they die but its not like Solely Devoted To Afterlife Shit its more like. if someone goes to hell for bein bad or whatever, their soul or whatever has to go there for counseling/rehab/courses/etc to help them get their shit together & hopefully teach them to do better on the next run. & people who arent responsive to that dont get released until they get it together so theyre Stuck There In Hell. & there are a lot of centers for that but its also like just some place. its like "oh im visiting the east coast bc they got good pizza" "oh im visiting hell bc they got good Soul Counselors" like its their Thing. its their Main Export or whatever. like theres only so many places where dead people can actually go to & be universally seen & recognized (as opposed to here where barely anyone can see em). & then they can get reincarnated or whatever
i think its like a stereotype that people from hell work as counselors but also it Is a very common job there. & since its such a common job there & they take it pretty seriously as Their Thing & its a very respected job, most places are really well staffed so they usually have pretty good hours. no eternal shifts or anything. it can be super exhausting tho esp emotionally & sometimes physically. can even be dangerous its not without risk of harm
rufus & russell are both counsellors & theyre really good at that sort of thing bc theyre both like friendly & patient & understanding & warm etc. theyre both real sweet paternal types. they put people at ease. they dont work at the same place tho
theyre both around 500 (equivalent of like 40-50 in human years) & they have a few kids ranging from the human equivalent of maybe 10 at the youngest to early 20s at the oldest. im on the fence about whether the baby currently in rufus' belly is actually theirs or if hes doing like a surrogacy thing for a younger friend. which is something hes done a couple times since he takes it like a champ, although since people in hell vary wildly in shape, size, etc (not everybody can pass for human. some of them are like jersey devil-type shit. some of them are 10 feet tall. some of them are like giant lobsters. anything is possible) & it isnt always determined solely by genes sometimes it can be rough on him bc Hes Just A Little Guy
russell (tall one) is a big softie & he lovess being mushy romantic & dancing in the kitchen & all that stuff. i think he has kind of a grandmacore thing goin on he loves cute knickknacks & decorative pillows & shit. they both love cooking & taking care of each other & taking care of their friends & neighbors & loved ones. theyre always baking cookies for people & shit. theyre the go-to if someone needs a babysitter. their kids friends always feel safe at their house. theyre real involved with school activities. theyre just all around Good Loving Dads
also one of russells nicknames for rufus is Fussy bc 1. its short for rufus and 2. Hes Always Fussin Over Shit. & they both purr
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🔥 🔥 🔥!!!
oh boy here are some hot takes
People always make rebel trolls and then never have them do anything. They never give their troll anymore meat aside from “Theyre a rebel” and its so bland. Its like an oreo cookie without the icing or milk. Good for you but dry for me.It would be nice to see like rebel trolls going out and doing rebellious things. Like send me an arsonist troll who is actively burning down ships and risking their lives to save mutants. Gimme the lowkey psionic blowing the circuits so rebels can infiltrate a base.I want more than just them being pissy at fleet trolls, give me action!
Next hot take is on mutants, I think Ive made it known that I personally find bloodcolor mutants kinda boring. Everyone has them it feels like, always trying to hide their blood and being grumpy and paranoid or terrified all the time because of it. Like sure I get why but also gimme those mutants who will get into bar fights and have to split after. Yall are just reaching to have something thats suppose to stick it to the man and the mutant is the lamest thing you could. Physical mutations are coo tho.
BIG UNPOPULAR. I think yall are scared to touch on very real and very dark themes. Like I get how some topics are a no touchy thing. But for example look our trolls live in a totalitarian empire. Its nuts. We should be able to talk about the horrific things that go on there. The blindly brainwashed soldiers,the kidnapping and horrific experiments. The lack of respect of life for some of these trolls. Yet we arent comfortable to talk about that theme much, or anything darker than that and I think we should be able to with respect for others comfort levels. And even deeper than that it could go into themes but thats my biggest one. Why are we not comfortable with seeing the bad as well as the good?
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for the ask the blogger thing... ☂ - favorite season? ✐ - fave types of movies? ♪ - music you like?✌ - favorite bands/ singers? ♒ - fave animes? ❦-.fave characters? ღ - mottos? I'm spamming u with those sorry
SHHH NO I LOVE BEING SPAMMED WITH QUESTIONS SO THANK YOU
Also thank you for including the questions with the emojis that makes this 10x easier for me lmao
anYWAYS
☂ - favorite season?Winter!! Nice and cool AND you dont have school for two weeks lmao
✐ - fave types of movies?Generally animated; I enjoy animation and movie animation tends to be consistently pretty high-quality (even the fucking emoji movie looks pretty decent) not to mention live action movies always seem to have really bad sound mixing?? Meaning important things you NEED to hear like whispering are too quiet and explosions are too loud even when you dont change the tv volume. But even then, saying I prefer animated movies isn’t exactly accurate because….I haven’t gone to the theater for a single animated movie this year. The only ones so far that I would’ve considered were Lego Batman (which I have on dvd now but i havent watched) and Cars 3. I’m hoping to see Coco in theaters but other than that….i can wait for it on dvd or just not watch it at all because I’d prefer to rewatch a movie I like.
I also dont like calling animated movies a genre, so if we’re going by genre, I’d say fantasy-adventure stories tend to be my favorites, but sci-fi can be fun as well. I just want a good, heartfelt story that doesn’t take itself so seriously that you can’t have fun but also takes itself seriously enough that you really feel for the characters.
♪ - music you like?GOD I WISH I KNEW?? I’ll literally listen to everything from vocaloid to mainstream pop to techno music to video game OSTs and everything in-between and outside of that. I’m generally more picky with rap music, techno/electronic music, and just anything that gets screechy or is too intense with its instrumentals, but….I can listen to hard metal music when im trying to fall asleep at night, so i mean.
✌ - favorite bands/ singers?Again, god I wish I knew. I have a tendency to think “oh, this is alright, I’ll listen to a few of this artist’s songs” and then moving on and never thinking about them again. One artist that I’ve come back to repeatedly is Sabrina Carpenter though, her music is nice and a few of her songs are some of my all-time faves, its probably not for people who cant stand mainstream pop tho. Also shout out to Mystery Skulls for officially licensing Mystery Skulls animated instead of taking them down for copyright infringement lmao also their music is some of the techno music that i actually like
♒ - fave animes?I havent watched enough animes aaAAAA but I will always and forever love Digimon. Like I dont think any anime will surpass the personal attachment I have to the Digimon series. It’s just so silly and charming and for a long time it was the best thing I had ever seen and it’s honestly still just….really enjoyable. (Honestly it gives me fossil fighters vibes, I think I like them both for the same reason tbh) Digimon Adventure is definitely my favorite, Tamers is really good but I actually have a bit of a personal bias against Tamers because it scared me as a kid :’D its still a good season tho and i appreciate it a lot more now that im older. And FRONTIER IS ACTUALLY GOOD, PEOPLE CAN FIGHT ME it’s got the same vibe as the first four seasons, even if the concept seems vastly different, and is really enjoyable if you arent blinded by your love for the digimon partners in the old series. After that though its kinda….ehhh. Data Squad and Fusion didnt have the same feel, although Fusion did it much better, but…its just not the same. I really dislike Marcus so it makes Data Squad less enjoyable, plus i just…idk, it doesnt seem to have as much life as the first four seasons and is written and animated in a different way to me. Fusion is kinda interesting in the second arc (ive only seen the first three arcs; the third arc/seventh season [idk which it is] hasnt been dubbed yet so…) but it takes itself too seriously because it removes its primary comic reliefs - and also the best characters - after the end of the first arc. So we’re left with the Digimon as the only comic reliefs and….ehhh….theyre not as good. Also I havent seen the Appmon anime and idk how good it is but im still salty that they stole the name of the project that ive had floating around in the back of my head for years so i havent done anything related to Appmon. AND Digimon Tri is good but i still need to catch up on it ahaha cries (planning to get a trial at crunchyroll to watch the last two parts when the last part comes out)
But enough about Digimon. Besides Digimon, I really did enjoy Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood; I do have some gripes with the series (namely the earlier episode and how much happens in the earlier episodes vs how much happens in the later episodes, so pacing problems basically) but it’s still really good and I LOVE AL. There was an anime I watched with my dad several years back called Blue Dragon that I remembered enjoying a lot, but then disowning because it turns out in the original my favorite character was a perfect example of the anime pervert trope. Dubs are fun lmao. But I feel like I’d pick up more on the changes they made between the two versions now (the sub version being riddled with swears and innuendos, and the dub version being dubbed for kids) and probably wouldnt enjoy it as much anymore. I also barely remember shit about it except a plot twist at the end that i spoiled for myself but still had no idea it was coming. I was like 11 when i watched it, its been a long time.
❦-.fave characters?Well I already mentioned loving Al, but I also love Pidge from VLD, Amanda from Dream Daddy, Baymax and Hiro from BH6, and Napstablook from Undertale. Also like all of the main characters in Fossil Fighters Champions but shhh.
I really want to add Hunk to this list but honestly as the seasons in VLD go on it becomes more and more apparent to me that he’s just a running fat joke; Lance looks like he could be building up to something, but I haven’t got a clue where Hunk could go besides more of the same. So :’) my boy deserves better, he can join the group again when Dreamworks gets its shit together. Sorry Hunk, I still love you and I’d treat you better if you were mine (//looks at my characters all burning in hell and sweats// well maybe not better but…)
ღ - mottos?Uhhh idk? Does this mean like, mottos I follow, catchphrases I use a lot, or inspirational quotes? Idk I’ll give all three
I try to live my life by the policy of “do to others as you would have them do to you.” That’s like my number 1 rule about doing anything. I dont understand how people can be intentionally dicks to other people or so something that they would hate happening to them; what, dont you realize that other people have the same feelings as you? I know I’ve hurt other people but still, it’s always been in instances where the pros outweighed the cons if I put themselves in their shoes.
As for catchphrases I use a lot, probably “mood” or “god same” because this site has completely broken my sense of anything
As for inspirational quotes, well here are some copy-pasted directly from my dA page:
“No man deserves to be trapped in jelly.” - Rupert from Fossil Fighters Champions“what motivates Scart? That’s right: the nut” - Tumblr user claratyler“I am slowly going crazy” - Dr. Jean, songwriter of children’s music and my lord and savior“I’m still mad at Seth McFarlane btw but im more concerned with my tree cookies” - me“I was out of the third bean” - Yolei’s mom from Digimon Adventure 02
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You didn't reblog it but you've got to do the questions now it's only fair you demon
i hate u and also myself
1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? as of rn the last person i texted was my grandma so n o
2. You talked to an ex today, correct? strangely enough no but we normally talk everyday
3. Have you taken someones virginity? nice one
4. Is trust a big issue for you? if we’re being honest idk if “big” covers it
5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently? i dont really like anyone rn? so no
6. What are you excited for? death
7. What happened tonight? well tonight is my mom’d birthday dinner, so theres that i guess?
8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted? no? i mean to an extent its gross when anyone gets really really wasted but
9. Is confidence cute? dude hell fuckin yeah
10. What is the last beverage you had? some crisp ass water
11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? like 1 (one) person but even then its iffy
12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans? all i own is skinny jeans. literally nothing besides skinny jeans and sweat pants.
13. What are you gonna do Saturday night? today is saturday so tonight im gonna eat mexican food and cake and probably have a crisis.
14. What are you going to spend money on next? ideally, class specific D&D character sheets
15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed? i aint ever kissed someone so no, me and the void arent currently an item
16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months? yea probably
17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? im never comfortable talking to anyone about anything serious. literally never. but my #squad (kayla, brittany^2, anna, this u) is the best.
18. The last time you felt broken? literally always
19. Have you had sex today? good one
20. Are you starting to realize anything? at this very moment im realizing how much i regret speaking to you literally ever
21. Are you in a good mood? relatively, yes
22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks? yes! either in a controlled environment to have fun or in the ocean to die
23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s? yes. greeny eyes.
24. What do you want right this second? death, but also like a refill on my water
25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy? i support the void kissing any person they like
26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color? yeah, ive never dyed my hair before
27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh? ffff.... nah i dont think so. laughter/humor is a fundamental part of my life.
28. What was the last thing that made you laugh? watching u suffer and answer all these questions but also specifically “i dont sing. I perform.”
29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now? does my will to live count?
30. Does everyone deserve a second chance? this really depends on the mistake
31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to? yes, joe
32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do? i’ve professed my love to the void so yes.
33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda? kinda wish i was, but im always a slut for root beer
34. Listening to? that playlist of songs white people always get turnt to
35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore? im in high school m8 yeah
36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is? yes, the void
37. Do you believe in love at first sight? no
38. Who did you last call? kayla. forever ago. i dont call people.
39. Who was the last person you danced with? *chad voice* i dont dance (i white dad dance at random intervals but i dont think i’ve ever actually danced with someone)
40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? the void is irresistible (why are there so many questions about kissing this is embarrassing)
41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake? too long ago
42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today? ahhahha no
43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush? im literally always embarassed and the void is always watching
44. Do you tan in the nude? no, i tan when i swim
45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss? i cant have -1 kisses
46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night? nah
47. Who was the last person to call you? my mom
48. Do you sing in the shower? yeah
49. Do you dance in the car? im never in the car alone so like.. no
50. Ever used a bow and arrow? nah i fucking wish tho
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? fffff september? for senior pictures
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? sometimes they are but i love em
53. Is Christmas stressful? dude yes
54. Ever eat a pierogi? cant get enough i love them
55. Favorite type of fruit pie? peach and cherry
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? strangely enough, an archaeologist still. indiana jones had a big impact on me as you can see
57. Do you believe in ghosts? ehhhh no. maybe one day.
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? all the time
59. Take a vitamin daily? i should but alas
60. Wear slippers? only at the cabin
61. Wear a bath robe? nope
62. What do you wear to bed? the same shirt i wore during the day and sweatpants
63. First concert? never been to one
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? target
65. Nike or Adidas? neither
66. Cheetos Or Fritos? cheetos
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? peanuts during winter, sunflower seeds in summer68. Favorite Taylor Swift song? dont really listen to her and i cant name one i really like off the top of my head69. Ever take dance lessons? mandatory ones for school70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? maybe theyll b a professor too and it’ll be like some bad fanfiction71. Can you curl your tongue? i can only make one sad taco72. Ever won a spelling bee? nope
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? yeah.74. What is your favorite book? what the fuck kinda question is this75. Do you study better with or without music? with, but it has to be classical music or movie soundtracks76. Regularly burn incense? no77. Ever been in love? im 17 wtf no78. Who would you like to see in concert? my chemical romance rip79. What was the last concert you saw? never been to one80. Hot tea or cold tea? no tea81. Tea or coffee? i dont like either really82. Favorite type of cookie? them real soft sugar cookies with icing u kno the ones83. Can you swim well? yeah i was on swim team for 2 years. Still my favorite sport.84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? kinda have to
85. Are you patient? depends on the thing, but mostly yes
86. DJ or band, at a wedding? DJ, i dont want the band to have to learn the shrek soundtrack87. Ever won a contest? im too much of a loser88. Ever have plastic surgery? nope, never want to either. unless i can fix my stupid fucking fingers with it.89. Which are better black or green olives? you cant just ask a question like this i love them both90. Opinions on sex before marriage? you do u but b safe 91. Best room for a fireplace? living room92. Do you want to get married? i mean, eventually probably? if i meet someone i’d like to spend the rest of my life with. but it’d have to be a long ass time after we’ve been dating? cuz i wouldnt want to get divorced. I wanna know theyre the one u feel?
anyways fuck u @obijoekenobi
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