#ITS OK BECAUSE THE COOKIES LOOK GREAT

[cardiolog1st]

baking cookies and realizing i have contact allergy with flour ??? because my hands got soo red & feel like they're burning after working with the cookie dough ... orz

[fixated-cookies]

HI IM THE ANON THAT SUBMITTED THE MOST RECENT NON CON SMC THING. (the one where he ties you up and loves your tears..)

please i loved that. It was awesome. Your a great writer. I've had so many dark thoughts like that with shadow milk... aaaaaaaaaaaaa and finally I was able to yap about it. I have so many more. Here’s a tame one for now i wanna suck him off SO BAD. Not really that dark just horny but my god do I wanna choke on him so bad...

ohhh hear me out ok. He’d enjoy that pathetic look your face too. You were the one who offered to suck him off. And now your looking pathetic and whimpering more then he is when he’s the one getting pleasure?? Shadow Milk WILL take advantage of that. Telling you to do more rough sucking which you can’t do because you’ll choke on him. But he finds a way to make you do so anyways so while your choking on his cock he’s laughing patting your head calling you a dirty girl.. then he face fucks you then fucks you dumb. And then your ruined perfect way to end the night

You’ve earned a new anon I am gonna be 🎀 anon. You are awesome fixated-cookies here’s a cupcake.

OH MY GOSHHH IM FINALLY FEELING BETTER YA'LL

MDNI

BUT WAITTT!! I bet your wondering how it came to this point in the first place right? weeelll, I got some ideas, maybe you start by bringing him tea with a too-tight grip and flushed cheeks, perhaps fiddling with the hem of your clothes all nervous. Your voice trembles, "U-um… can I… c-can I…"

And that’s all he needs. His lips curl into that sharp, knowing grin, and he leans forward like a cat playing with its prey:

"Can you what, little puppet? Speak up." you can’t. you physically cannot. You're fidgeting, hands clutched in your lap, thighs squeezing together as you tries to find any way to express what you wants. Maybe you mumble;

"I… I wanna… use my mouth…" And he chokes on his laugh.

"Oh~? Your mouth? How sweet. I do love your mouth. What exactly were you planning to do with it, hmm? Sing me a song? Tell me bedtime stories? Or…" He spreads his legs a little wider, tilting his head down at her. "...were you thinking of being a good little doll and making yourself useful?" —and that’s when he grabs her chin, gently but firm, and makes her look him in the eye.

"Say it. Say what you want." And maybe—barely above a whisper—"I… I wanna suck you off…"And then? He grins.Big. Wide. Wicked.

"Well well well… The little puppet finally learns to beg." "Get on your knees."

Shadow Milk Cookie would absolutely go feral the second you offer to suck him off. He’s already smug, already dramatic, already in love with your helpless little expressions—so when you get down on your knees all shy and submissive, trying to look like you’re in control of the situation? "Oh~? How generous~ My little puppet wants to entertain me tonight? Well, then... go on."

He’ll lean back, legs spread just enough to let you crawl between them like the pathetic little thing you are. You start off slow, careful, tender—and he lets you. For a moment. Just to watch you try. But the second you whimper around him? When your eyes get watery, your jaw starts to ache, and you can’t keep from moaning because you’re so desperate to please him?

"Aww, look at you. Crying already? I'm the one getting sucked off, and you're the one falling apart—isn't that backwards?"

And then he takes over. Fist in your hair. Cock shoved down your throat. He rocks his hips while you're gagging and squirming, gripping his thighs for support. Your nose is buried in his scent, your throat stretching around him, and he laughs. "That's it, choke on it, sweet thing~ Use that pretty mouth for something worthwhile." He'll groan out while listening to your relentless gags. "You offered, remember? So don't act surprised when I fuck your face like I mean it."

And when he finishes? Not down your throat. No, no—he pulls out to paint your tongue, your lips, your flushed cheeks. Humiliate. Possess. Ruin.

"Mmm, such a mess for a little gesture of kindness. What should I do with you now, my puppet?" You pull away from the mess. "Oh, don’t pout. We’re far from finished."

And then? He bends you over the nearest surface and fucks you dumb. Your mouth still wet and sticky, your eyes glassy, your thighs quivering. He thrusts deep, relentless, until your whole body shakes—until your mind is empty and the only sound you make is a broken little cry of his name.

"Perfect. You're so perfect when you're ruined, let’s make a habit of this, shall we?"

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:DDDD I sure do love a man who scream and cries when getting pegged to be such a mean dom, the duality of man

[bweeeb]

🎄Christmas collection

LONELINESS

THEODORE NOTT X READER

Part 1

Warnings: Angst, maybe too much drama, idk, use of Y/n for once here. Very short. Nothing too much. there will be a part two of this ok?

I hope this makes you sad like it made me while I wrote it.

* Theo might sound like an idiot here, but things get better I promise *

Summary: Christmas has always been your favorite time of year, but things are starting to go wrong this year.

The castle had never been as silent as it was that night. It wasn't surprising that the Slytherin common room was empty, or that the Great Hall was quieter than it had been all year, or that the snow-covered courtyards were devoid of any foolish students breaking a bone by jumping off a snow-covered stone. It was Christmas Eve, and the pitying glances of the teachers, and especially the smug looks directed at me, had kept me cooped up in the common room all week. I wasn't supposed to be here; I was supposed to be in Paris, or anywhere else, as long as he was holding my hand and pulling me along with him. Theo and I had made plans, but he'd simply vanished after hearing rumors that I was flirting with the Hufflepuff, Mason Mount. Since when is getting help with Potions class flirting? Anyway, Theo and I had argued, and the next morning, I'd waited for him, not having any idea he'd gone and left me here. I waited an entire day, wondering if maybe he'd just gone to buy some Christmas socks and those funny, tacky clothes we'd planned to wear on Christmas, but no, he'd just gone. He knew I had no one else, and yet he left me here on my first Christmas alone. It's not very nice when even the ghosts are talking to each other and making strange noises, and I haven't had a normal conversation with anyone in over 96 hours.

Sometimes I'd see a couple or two climbing the stairs, their faces lit up with joy at the peace the castle was exuding at this time of year. Sometimes I'd see students who were simply used to spending their Christmases alone, studying because their families didn't celebrate. But not me. My mom had always made sure that our Christmases were the most important event of the year. Dad would help me make cookies, eating them all before I could finish decorating them, while Mom played the piano. The fireplace was warm, and for three days, we'd sit on the fluffy white rug in front of it, a mug of hot chocolate in our hands and the tree lights twinkling as we played Christmas-themed guessing games. If I'd known that last year would be my last with them, I would have locked us in and stayed there forever.

I curled up further into the green leather sofa in the common room, watching the fire consume the logs. The common room was one of the coldest areas of the castle, and even though there weren't many windows, the cold wind seemed to dance through our hall. As stupid as it seemed to stay downstairs in this cold, my room was even colder, and the blankets I'd conjured with magic hadn't become warm enough. Mom had always told me that our magic was only as strong as our belief in the magic around us, so maybe that was why nothing was working very well. My pajamas weren't warm enough to keep me cozy, since my heavier winter robes were far away and had somehow gotten caught somewhere along the way, and even magic hadn't worked its magic.

Shivering against my own body, I snorted, feeling the tears welling up in my eyes. The clock struck midnight, and a shaky sigh escaped my lips. I hated how ridiculous I looked now. The only group of three students passed by me. Even though it was late, the bedtime curfew on holidays was relaxed, so it wasn't unusual to see some of us out and about. They wished me a Merry Christmas and disappeared, leaving me there. Now that I figured hardly anyone else would show up, my tears streamed down my face like waterfalls as I buried my face in my arms, my knees drawn up to my chest.

Christmas wasn't supposed to be like this. At Christmas, there should be nothing but tears of joy, but it was so hard not to feel pain.

Somewhere between my crying and exhaustion, I fell asleep. I closed my eyes and no longer heard my sobs.

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Part two

[an-aura-about-you]

Terry's Cookies

ok guys I've made the perfect cookies and I'm gonna be nice and share the recipe. it's a modified version of the chocolate chip cookies recipe I found in that Christmas cookies cook book. (for whatever reason, the modifications I made in a pinch worked out to make a better tasting cookie than the base recipe, so I'm giving you the further modified recipe.)

why are they called Terry's cookies? because they're chocolate chip cookies with candied orange peels, so they taste like a Terry's chocolate orange. if you're looking at the ingredient list and going, "woah, these are a lot of different flavors, is this gonna taste ok?" don't fret. most of this is in here to amp up the chocolate chip cookie-ness of the recipe even if it seems like it should be its own flavor.

tools you will need:

oven or similar means to bake cookies, as long as it can reach 350 degrees F consistently for the bake time stove or hot plate, a means to melt and brown butter pot or pan to brown the butter in stand mixer with paddle attachment or mixing bowl and hand paddle or flat spatula tablespoon, handiest if you've got a tablespoon-sized cookie scoop parchment paper cookie sheets measuring tools and spoons as needed

ingredients:

14 tbsp unsalted butter (this is 2 sticks minus 2 tablespoons) 1/4 cup granulated sugar 1 cup light brown sugar, gently packed (not firmly packed) dash of cinnamon dash of cardamom 2 tsp vanilla 1 egg and 1 egg yolk 1 3/4 cup self-rising flour 1 tsp salt 1/2 cup chopped toasted pecans 1/2 cup semisweet chocolate chips 1/4 cup chopped candied orange peels

If you have to toast your pecans before making this recipe, you can do that by spreading your pecans on a cookie sheet and toasting them in the oven at 425 degrees F until fragrant. It's a general rule of thumb in cooking that if you're going to use nuts in your recipe, you toast them first, even if they're going into a baked product. You can even do a before and after tasting so you can see the differences.

Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F. Line the cookie sheets with parchment paper. While oven is preheating, this is a great time to practice mise en place, which is to measure out your ingredients before you begin to put them together instead of measuring as you go. It often helps to read over the recipe fully before getting started to make sure you have everything you need.

This cookie recipe, like most cookie recipes, uses the creaming technique. This method involves mixing your fats and sugar together using a paddle and smearing it against the side of the bowl repeatedly until it is creamy and fluffy. After that, you gradually add your liquid ingredients until they are fully mixed in, and then finally your dry ingredients. If you are new to creaming technique, then this recipe should help as the ingredients are listed in the order that you're going to add them.

Brown your butter. I like to do this on a medium-low heat for a longer time so it doesn't brown too fast and risk burning. If you've never had brown butter before, it adds a nice nutty flavor to your food, both savory and sweet. If you're new to cooking altogether and would rather not risk it, then you can still make this recipe without browning your butter, but you will want to let it sit at room temperature for a bit to soften first. Once the butter is browned, you will want to let it cool a bit before adding it to the other ingredients. (We want chocolate chip cookies, not scrambled egg cookies, after all.)

Once your butter is no longer super hot, add it with your sugars as well as the spices (for this particular recipe, it doesn't matter too much when you add your spices, so I like to add them here) and mix using your paddle until it is uniformly combined and fluffed up a bit. If you are not browning your butter, then you might want to cream the butter by itself a little first to make sure it is nice and soft. Like the brown butter, you will know you're done when everything is uniformly combined and fluffy, but in your case your butter will look a bit paler from the creaming.

Next, add your vanilla and eggs. It's easiest to do this a little bit at a time so that things mix in a uniform manner.

Once that is fully incorporated, add in the flour and salt and mix until just fully combined. You don't want to overmix once the flour is in the dough because that works the gluten, and the more you work the gluten, the tougher your finished product will be.

After that, stir in the chocolate chips, pecans, and candied orange peels. Once everything is mixed, use your tablespoon or cookie scoop to measure out the cookie dough onto your lined cookie sheets. Bake at 350 degrees F for 12 minutes, turning them around halfway through the bake time. Let them cool on the pan for 5 minutes after taking them out of the oven before moving to a wire rack to finish cooling off.

[thelov3lybookworm]

Hey!!! It's my birthday! So I was thinking if you could write something of az x yn birthday fluff?🥺 even a small blurb would be ok. If not I totally understand!

Excited.

Summary: Y/n and Azriel spend some time together on her birthday, which leads to unexpected confessions.

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A/n: Happy birthday sweetheart, hope your day goes great 🥳🫶 Its small, hope you don't mind!

Also, this is set right after the war.

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Y/n walked to the fireplace of her small apartment, the tray in hand laden with all the stuff dhe loved and some of her favourite tea. She was going to read a book and enjoy a quiet evening on her birthday. It was a gift to herself.

She hadn't heard from any of her friends today, despite it being her birthday. But knowing them, they probably had something elaborate plan and wanted it to be a surprise.

But honestly, even if they forgot about it, she wouldn't mind. She needed some quiet time to herself after months of continuously being in their presence. With countless meetings for the war planning, she had barely been alone for more than a couple of hours.

It wasn't that she didn't like spending time with the inner circle. But they could be too much at times.

A quiet knock sounded on the front door, making Y/n groan inwardly. She got up, making her way to the door and opening it to find Azriel standing there, smiling.

Her heart stopped in her chest before starting again. She smiled back at him, opening the door to let him in.

He stood there awkwardly, not having visited her before, not really. Whenever he had come to her place, it was always because she was needed somewhere. He had never come in.

She tugged him to where she had been lounging a moment ago, telling him to settle down.

"Tea?" She asked.

"No, thank you." He said. "How are you doing?"

"I'm good. How are you?" She passed him a cookie that she knew he liked. He accepted it with a smile.

"Good enough. I didn't see you around the house, so I wondered where you were. That's why I came to check if everything's okay. Oh, by the way, happy birthday." He leaned closer to kiss her cheek, and she blushed fiercely.

The male she had been pining for centuries for was here, in her apartment, and she didn't know how to react.

"Th–thank you." She tried to hide her face and he chuckled. She swallowed in an attempt to calm the butterflies in her stomach.

They sat talking for quite some time, when suddenly he stood.

"Is everything okay?"

"Yes. Its just that I somehow forgot that Feyre and Mor had told me to get you the River House."

"Oh." She sounded disappointed, even to herself. She shouldn't have been, but she didn't want her time with Azriel to end.

He smirked. "We can stay here if you dont want to go."

"That's not–"

He was suddenly leaning down, his hands on the couch by her shoulders, his face in front of her. And then he was kissing her. She stared before her eyes fluttered shut.

When he pulled back, she stared at him, her eyes wide.

She couldn't believe it. Azriel had... kissed her.

When she kept searching his face, he faltered, the smile on his face slipping. "I'm sorry, I should have asked if–"

She didn't let him finish, kissing him again. He chuckled when they separated. Y/n swallowed, looking away from him.

"We can stay here, you know. Continue this."

She smiled coyly. "Don't you think they will throw a tantrum? Our family isn't the best at waiting. We're lucky Cassian isnt breaking down my door right now."

He laughed, helping her up from the couch. "We can continue later then."

Her heart fluttered.

She was excited to say the least.

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Taglist: @bubybubsters @eos-princess

[tenaciouschronicler]

November 21 2024 2009

Oh.

My.

GOD.

Yall. YALL! I have no words. None! Rose: Ascend was so good, just so so good!

Finally powered up, Rose checks in with John and notices some pretty intense rumbling is happening. Our new little loading logo gives us an idea of what we are gonna get into.

This flash, like Daves, starts interactive, putting us in Roses shoes as she navigates up to the platforms where John is just demolishing these Ogres. Hes found his footing and things are getting serious.

He starts focusing on the right ogre, spin-hammering (like a spindash, but with added hammer) with such speed theres a green after-image with each consecutive hit. The left ogre tries to pull that tire swing move we witnessed previously but Nannaquin shows off her own power with an even larger lazer than the one used on the cookie-snatching imp.

Rose, ever so helpful assists in the only way shes done so far: dropping household furniture.

I honestly love that we start out so zoomed out and then zero in on the fridge. Like a cameraman trying to capture all the action and not believing his eyes at this turn of events. Unfortunately, the ogre has some sorta sixth sense, catches it without blinking (figuratively, i dont know if theseo ogres Can blink), and parries John back with probably the same force Bro did to Dave.

Nanna makes her own sweet catch with a conjured (?) oven that John busts out of like Donkey Kong from a barrel.

I actually have some questions here like, how?? Is this a standard sprite power, that they can like, create objects from their lazer eyes? What exactly is that lazer now that Im thinking about it? Sprites have to made of something semi-physical right? Cause the object Nanna made caught John. You know what, thats not important right now lets go back to the fight.

... ... ...

...Whatever power this is Nanna can apparently use it to create other objects which she rains down upon the ogre. John, having bounced back in the air gets stopped by Rose wielding the alchemiter to create another platform.

John strikes the killing blow. One down, one to go. Surrounded by spoils, John faces the other ogre. And just a neat detail, the way John is animated makes him look like hes breathing a little heavy. Unlike Dave, I dont think John is very used to this level of excertion.

Now the oven has a cookie lazer? Ok, whatever. John lands some more spin-hammer hits and Rose finally gets a win and drops the alchemiter of the ogre, ending the battle.

Rose and John have a small chat before we get to see how far John has risen in the echeladder, a whopping 9 levels to Boy-Skylark.

Gains:

Boondollars- 11,575

Cache Limit- 2400, up from 80

Build Grist- 2260

Shale- 1040

Tar (new)- 490

Mercury- 350

Upgrades people, upgrades!

Because of the sheer size of the ogres, there is more grist scattered about that John will have to get, one of which is in the hole above Dads room. Will we finally get to see the forbidden space? Before he goes gallavanting off, Nanna reminds John to take Sassacres book. Apparently its very important he "give it a read when you have a moment. Particularly the first several pages!" Well that sure isnt suspicious at all. But honestly if it gives us more lore I am all for John plunking himself down right here, right now. But he wont. Its John we're talking about, ya know?

The last bit of their conversation feels like some sort of in joke, especially since John specifically requested "a series of really coy riddles about [his purpose] and then sort of giggle". Like:

NANNASPRITE: When you pass through the first gate, everything will change. You will find the place where the constellations dance beneath the clouds. And then your true work may begin.

NANNASPRITE: Hoo hoo hoo!

JOHN: i suddenly understand everything!

Thats great, John! Because I sure dont!

This boy is gonna be the death of me I just know it.

[shinysparklesapphires]

showtime precure!

chapter 5: Primadonna Peacock

🎀: @baileypie-writes @harufallinwonderland

a/n: i know nothing about dance vocabulary forgive me pls also dance coach debut woo reel we know what you are it's not subtle

"Violet! You need to point your toes!"

The dance studio was empty, except for the coach and Violet, holding on to the bar with one leg up.

She was straining to keep her leg up, she had never possesed a sense of balance, which is exactly why she was being tutored.

The dance coach sighed, "Alright, let's take a break."

"Vi, I know you have the potential to be a great dancer, and you are you just need to push yourself."

"I know Coach.."

the evening bell rung.

"Alright, you should get going, I'm going home."

"I need to push myself harder...I just want my coach to be proud of me..."

"Vi, you shouldn't get so hung up on what the dance coach says, you're a great dancer, she's just blind.."

"Miya! I thought you were at the beautification commitee meeting?"

"They canceled it last second, due to the president catching a cold."

"I hope she gets better.."

"Yeah, in the meantime, I brought these back from cooking club," Miya held up a small tupperware box of shortbread cookies.

"You can have the rest if you want, I'm going to bed."

"Thanks, I'll eat them later..."

It was raining outside. Lacey was standing out in the rain, looking pissed off as usual.

"Man why do I have to find a wish coin?? We already had a ton of them, so why do we need to get more of them?! I'm too pretty to be doing all this work it's not fair!"

"Ah!"

she quickly hid behind a nearby tree, so she wouldn't be discovered.

Violet was standing under a canopy, practicing her ballet routine, but she had fallen while doing a leap.

"Man, this chick really sucks at dancing." Lacey thought to herself.

"Vi!" Lucia ran up to Violet, hugging her.

"Lucia! Why are you out so late?"

"I could ask you the same thing! Professor needed something, so I'm bringing it to his office!"

"oh."

"Why are you out here?"

"N-no reason..I just- like the rain."

"Uh Ok?" Lucia ran off back to the audotorium.

Violet sighed.

"I don't want Lucia to think I'm a loser because I can't dance.."

"You are a loser!"

"Huh?"

Lacey finally revealed herself to Violet.

"I said, you ARE a loser! I've seen better dancing from toddlers!"

"W-what?"

"You should really reconsider being a dancer yknow? Who knows maybe the circus has room for one more clown!" Lacey started laughing, as she walked off into the night.

"Vi, Violet!"

"Ah!" the next day, Violet was back in the dance studio.

"You've been spacing out for the past 10 minutes, are you alright??"

the dance coach looked at her with a worried expression.

"Y-yeah I'm fine Coach, don't worry,"

she sighed. "alright, practice your leaps again. until you get it perfect every time you mess up, we'll start over."

Hesitantly, she stepped, and jumped.

"Again! point your toes!"

she leaped again.

"Again! keep your knees straight!"

again.

"Your arms are in the wrong position, again!"

again.

Violet clenched her fists. "I'm done with this!" she stormed out crying, leaving the coach bewildered.

Once she ran into a secluded corner, she ripped off her ballet shoes and threw them onto the ground, knees clenched to her chest.

"Violet."

she looked up. there was the coach.

"I'm sorry.."

"No, it's not that, why did you throw your shoes away?"

"Because I can't dance."

"Violet, you can dance, I don't know who told you that but it's not true."

she picked up the ballet shoes and handed them over to Violet.

"Violet, think of doing your leaps as a peacock spreading it's wings."

"Like..a Peacock?"

"Yeah, I want all of my dancers to be like a peacock spreading its feathers, on its own, it's pretty, but when it opens up, you get to see it at its most beautiful form.."

Violet smiled. "Thanks Coach,"

"No pro-"

The Coach's eyes went dark, and she fell over.

"Coach?!" Violet looked panicked.

A small purple coin floated out of the coach's back.

"Well, well, well. This wish coin is especially sparkly!"

somewhere nearby, Reel jumped out of Amber's arms.

"Reel? what's wrong?"

Lyna looked worried.

"I sense an evil presence.."

"HELP!" a voice called from nearby.

"That's Violet's voice!" Lucia took off sprinting away from the others.

"Lucia wait up!" Lyna and Amber dashed after her, Reel following closely behind.

Lacey took a closer look at Violet, "O. M. G!!! You're the shitty dancer girl I met yesterday!"

"What have you done to the coach?!" Violet looked panicked.

"Oh don't worry, she'll be fine. Or not! Haha!"

"Facade! Wreak your havoc!"

suddenly, Violet's ballet shoes had turned into a monster!

"SAWW!"

"Violet!"

"Lucia?! What are you doing here?!"

"Lyna! Amber!"

"Right!"

"PreCure, Rollback!"

"H-huh?!"

"Showtime!"

"On it!"

Cure Showtime tried to swing at the monster, but it leaped over her!

"What the- hey no fair!"

"Saw!" It kicked her into a nearby wall.

"Ouch!"

"Showtime! Let me handle this!" Set jumped over the Facade, "Precure! Set....Lasso!" the monster was tied up!

"Yes!" Set's triumph was quickly soured however when- "Saw!" the monster broke through her lasso, also sending her flying.

Wright had managed to dodge most of the attacks but-

"Wright...Blitz!"

"Saw!" the Facade managed to dodge all of her bullets!

"Augh!!!"

"Now Facade! finish her off!"

"Saw!" the Facade swung but-

"No!" A bright light shielded Wright from the incoming attack, leading to the fourth and final ribbon on Reel's neck to float off to Violet, who grabbed it without a second thought.

"Coach....Lucia...hurting the people I care about, that's a crime that can't ever be forgiven!"

"Precure, Rollback! Lights! Camera! Action!"

"The Diva of the show, Cure Action!"

"Saw?" The Facade was met with a swift punch to the face.

"Cure Action.." Lucia's eyes lit up, "Kick that monster's ass!"

"What are you doing you idiot! Get her!"

"Saw!" the Facade did a pirouette, sending gusts of wind towards Action, who swiftly dodged it.

"Spread your wings, like a peacock..." the cape on the end of Action's outfit burst up, and she spun around.

"Precure! Action Grande.....Jete!"

"Sawwww!" the monster was purified, and the wish coin was returned to its owner.

"Grahhhh! Cure Action....that was just a practice round! I'll be back next time and you better believe i'll pummel you into the ground!" she disappeared.

"Cure Showtime, Cure Set, Cure Wright, and now Cure Action! The Cure Quartet is complete!" Reel was sitting on the wall seperating the Orchestra pit from the stage, swinging his feet.

"So...the drama teacher's a cat that can turn into a man?"

Violet questioned skeptically.

"Common misconception actually, I'm a guy that can turn into a cat," Reel kept swinging his feet nonchalantly.

"This day has been weird as hell..."

Amber patted her on the back, "Welp, I have a feeling it's only gonna get weirder from here right Reel?"

"Reel?"

"Girls..I've fallen into the Orchestra pit again.."

they giggled, "Reel!"

[crybabycinna]

I’ve got this

Lin Beifong x pregnant reader

Summary: it’s your baby shower! (Modern tlok)

ALSO I LIED ITS POSTED TODAY! I thought it would be Friday but nope! I got it done today! I didn’t think I would but I did! This is a request I got I hope you like it and I actually wrote two versions of this but I didn’t finish the second version but if you want me to also post the second version I will! Thank you so much for requesting! 💖

You and Lin were currently at your baby shower that Asami and Su were throwing for you. It’s been a long way coming for you and Lin to have your baby. It was so exciting. You sat in a nice big fancy chair with everyone around you just talking and laughing. “Are those cookies?” You asked and pointed at the tray across from you. “Yes mama those are cookies.” Asami said. “Can someone pass the tray please.” You said sweetly. “You are not eating the whole tray.” Lin said. You looked at her and pouted. “You’re not supposed to be having so much sugar.” Lin said.

“Let her have some Lin.” Su said. “She can have some but not the whole tray. Her doctor said she can’t have so much sugar.” Lin said. “But that’s what we want.” You said. “You can have some just not all of them.” Lin said. “But we want all of them.” You said. “I understand but you can’t have too much sugar.” Kya said and grabbed a plate. “See even Kya agrees.” Lin said. Kya put four cookies on the plate then gave it to you. “Here.” Kya said and gave you the plate. “Thank you.” You said then ate a cookie.

“You’re welcome. You happy now?” Kya asked the baby as she rubbed your belly. You both felt the baby kick. “I’ll take that as a yes.” Kya said. “You two ready to be parents?” Su asked. You nodded as you ate your cookie. “I’m ready I’ve been preparing. I’ve read all the books and gone to the classes I’m going to be a great mother.” Lin said confidently. “I’m glad you’re confident but just because you read all the books doesn’t mean you’ll be great.” Su said. “I’m more than confident that I can handle a baby.” Lin said.

“Mom thought she could handle children now look at us.” Su said. “I’m not mom.” Lin said. “You’re not mom but you act the most like,” “You finish that sentence and I’ll metal bend your mouth shut.” Lin said. “No violence at my baby shower please.” You said. “I’m sorry but you know.” Su said. “I’m not her. Unlike her I know I can properly raise my child and I can hold a relationship unlike her.” Lin said with a smirk. “Surprisingly.” Su said then quickly covered her mouth.

Lin’s nose flared up and you had to hold her down. “Linny please.” You said. “Don’t stress her out.” Kya said. Lin sighed. “I didn’t mean to say that it just slipped.” Su said. “It just slipped?” Lin asked. “It did and I apologize but Lin you have to admit after all these years did you really think you were gonna get into a stable relationship?” Su asked. “No I didn’t buy you know you could be happy for me.” Lin said. “I am happy for you and I’m sorry I said what I said.” Su said. Lin rolled her eyes. “I’m going to be a good mother and I’m a damn good wife.” Lin said.

“You are a good wife and you are going to be a good mother.” You said and held her hand. “I’ve been preparing for this baby since we agreed to have one.” Lin said. “You picked out what crib and bottles we should be using after three days of us talking about having a baby.” You said. “You did?” Kya asked. “Yes why wouldn’t I do that? Babies are very picky about bottles and I saw a highly suggested brand that’s even pediatrician recommended and I picked out a crib that grows with the baby.” Lin said. “Then she picked out a car seat after two weeks.” You said.

“The car seat took longer because car seats are very important. You can’t trust all car seat brands some of them have shitty buckles.” Lin said. “That is true.” Su said. “Babies closet is already stocked with clothes and diapers.” You said. Lin smiled proudly. “Ok you are prepared.” Su said. “Oh and let’s not forget the bouncer Asami designed for us.” You said. “Thank you.” Lin said. “You’re welcome! I loved designing the bouncer for you guys. I feel like every baby should have one but it’s not the best for their little legs.” Asami said.

“We appreciate you.” You told Asami. She smiled. “I can’t believe you got Asami to design you guys a bouncer.” Su said. “Lin also got me a handmade rocking chair.” You said. “You did?” Kya asked. Lin nodded. “That’s so sweet.” Asami said. “See a good wife and good mother.” Lin said. “You’re right. I’m proud of you Lin.” Su said. Lin smiled. You felt the baby kick. “Ow, that one hurt.” You said and rubbed your belly. “You ok?” Lin asked. “Yeah someone just kicked a little too hard.” You said. “They’re just upset they aren’t being the center of attention.” Korra teased.

“This whole party is for you.” Lin said and rubbed your belly. The baby kicked where Lin’s hand is. “Yes your mom is over there.” You said. “I’m here little one.” Lin said. You smiled. You couldn’t wait for your baby to get here and watch Lin be a mom. This was so exciting. After all the tears you two were going to be parents soon and you couldn’t wait. Lin was going to be amazing and you just hope you could be just as amazing.

[remuslupinbutcooler]

COD MW2 X READER

Ghost , Alejandro, Soap, Gaz , Price , König

Context ; angry reader receives praise

No gender expect for period mention but peoplecan get their periods too so 🤷‍♀️

Tiny drabble i thought of last night. Please leave your comments and opinions

You stood in your room back at the base , anger sweeping through your lashes and causing warm dribbles of water to flood from your eyes. A letter layed messily on the floor below you, it’s envelope in your hand. Your fiancé or should i say ex fiancé had just sent a three paged letter going into detail about this new girl he had decided to leave you for. The letter held every detail of the women so perfectly that you could picture her within minutes of reading the second page. You were angry , slightly jealous and now tense. Maybe you would’ve received the letter better if you weren’t also on your period.

You walked into the kitchen/ dining room of the base. A displeased look on your face , your eyes scanned the room making eye contact with each member.

“Morning.. “ Price handed you a cup of [your favourite] you took it , snatching it almost.

“Woah… L/N you feeling ok?” Soap titled his head at your behaviour

“ ‘m fine.” You weren’t fine , the boys could sense this.

“You don’t look fine” Alejandro spoke up, trying to break the tension.

“I’m fine. Just leave it.” You put the cup on the nearest table , setting it down in a way that practically screamed “ i wasn’t fine but just drop it incase i end up giving you hell”

“uh huh…” Ghost rolled his eyes before looking over to Price .

“We have a mission today , maybe it’s best you stay here.” Price was aware of your feminine issue right now and only thought that that was to blame for your behaviour.

“No. You guys need me.” You turned in such a way that almost knocked the cup next to you over. “ You said it yourself you need me Price.”

“I don’t need you. I only need you to infiltrate a base but we have König to do that for us. Rest.” As soon as the name left his mouth your eyes darted in the direction of the man. Jealously rising into the back of your throat. First you get your period, second your fiancé dumps you and now your boys don’t need you ?? What was going on today ?

You huffed before walking out and slamming each door as you did , finally making it to your room where you attempted to break stuff ; between sobs and your body shaking you were unsuccessful . The only success was making your room look as bad as you felt .

“Y/N?…” Gaz sheepishly walked in , his eyes landing on your slightly broken frame. You were hunched over on the floor , letter in hand . Eyes wet and leaking with pain. Mouth slightly open and slightly bloody from biting your lip. “ Oh sweetheart..” His face dropped at the sight of you.

“I’m not crying over the mission , i’m not that soft..” You laughed slightly, Gaz’s arms practically scooped you into him.

“Then what are you crying over ?” His eyes darted to the letter , “ what happened?” his voice was soft and comforting.

“He fell..he fell out of love with me..” You whispered this almost. Any louder might have actually been the truth and may have fully caused you to sob again.

“He’s not worth it..” He grabbed the letter before scanning over it , “ and she ain’t either.”

…

“ She seems lovely.” You mumbled.

“She only does because he’s describing her that way. She’s probably not even that nice looking , probably ugly compared to you. “ He smiled before playfully pulling you into him , “ gotta go but i’ll see you after ok?”

“mhm..” You nodded before letting him leave .

……….

2 Hours had past , within that time you’d managed to clean the whole base and make cookies ; for yourself not the boys.

“Oh you were great! “ Price’s voice caught your attention and caused your head to snap in its direction.

He quickly looked away before dropping his gear and letting the boys do the same. Gaz had dropped his gear and immediately ran towards you.

“You’re ok!” He smiled before wrapping his arms around your frame.

“So are you!” You giggled before embracing him.

“missed you. We needed you.” His hand found its way to the side of your face, holding it slightly and softly moving his thumb along your skin.

“You did ?”

…

“Mhm took us a whole hour to get into their base , you could’ve done it in half an hour .” He was only saying this to make you feel better , he secretly hoped the rest would follow along.

Soap walked over before grabbing a cookie . “ Mhm.. next time you come along, let all the anger out.” His eyes darted towards Price who seemed to be trying his best not to say something. Gaz had told the boys why you were so upset and that you needed to be praised almost immediately when you got back just like usual but Price refused , König did a good job and you didn’t deserve the praise for it.

“König did great , but Y/N could’ve done it better.” Ghost slapped König on the back before laughing slightly. Ghost was attempting to make you and the male happy , König didn’t mind infact he liked the way your smile lit up when you received praise and when your giggle made its way into the air .

“I’ll have to see that for myself.” König stated, his eyes meeting with yours. You nodded before looking over to Price.

“ You’re right.. we might have to .” Price smiled before nodding over at you, your face practically lighting up . “gotta admit it , kid. You do a good job out there.”

“Mhm.!” You giggled before turning back to Gaz who was now smiling down at you

…

“You cleaned the whole base ?” Alejandro Stood there , arms over his chest .

“Well..yeah..”

“How ?!” He was shocked slightly.

“2 hours..” you shrugged like it was nothing; it was. You cleaned while trying to make sense of everything.

“ maybe we need to get you angry and leave you more often .” Soap laughed before turning to make eye contact with you. You were glaring up at you. “Or not.. aha..don’t wanna die tonight..”

You giggled before playfully pushing him.

…

“Stop eating the cookies. They’re not for you..” You sighed

“Are they not ?” He seemed disappointed

“They were for everyone. “ You crossed your arms over your chest ,” you’ve managed to eat half of them.”

“Sorry.. I’m hungry you can’t blame me” He shrugged back before grabbing your waist and pulling you into him.

…

“I forgive you .. “

“Can you please make some more ?”

“Fine..”

…

The boys had left to get ready and relax , leaving you and König.

“Sorry..” You looked down at the ground before looking up at the male.

“It’s fine. I get it. You had a lot going on and then you find out your friends don’t need you. Trust me they needed you.” His voice softened at the sight of you.

“Really?” A smile was pulling at the corner of your mouth attempting to appear.

“Yes. The whole time they kept going on about how they should’ve brought you, telling me all these amazing things you do. Even i needed you to help me” His hand met with your shoulder.

You blushed slightly at the praise, a smile now fully on your face.

“Thank you.”

[jhlvogue]

bring back lovable villans !!

there is a reason why penelope as a character has the fandom so split and its because she is not a villain that is easily lovable.

look at characters such as daemon targaryean, klaus mikaelson, or blair waldorf, these are characters that are written to be the antagonist. they are written for us to not root from them. they don’t hide behind their actions, they stand ten toes down in it. if either of them were in penelope’s situation, there wouldn’t be any back and forth or plot holes to justify their actions.

klaus deadass told tyler what method he recommends in order to k*ll him by retelling tyler how is OWN MOTHER died by klaus’s own hands…and people (me included) STILL rooted for this man. that man was so in love with caroline he made it his mission to be tyler and mystic falls public enemy #1 just so he could be around her.

blair was not a perfect friend. she was the typical mean, rich , white privileged girl who could not understand other peoples wants or needs unless it benefited her. blair was not perfect but she never claimed to be perfect. she never claimed to be nice or some martyr. she was blair and she was loyal to her group even when that group wasn’t loyal to her. people went from hating her in season one to rooting for her to win in the end.

daemon targaryean is not a hero. that man is about to say a ‘son for a son’ and you know what? he is going to have the whole team black fandom rooting for the war crimes he is about to ensue. not once did daemon say he was the good guy or excuse his actions. that man took the definition of standing on buisness during the dance of dragons. he is a morally gray character that is loved by the fandom and does not waste his time trying to be some disney prince.

penelope & polin fans find the incessant need to have an excuse for every single one of penelopes actions. whether it be her being a wallflower or ‘saving’ her loved ones by writing about them, there always is an excuse for her selfish actions. penelope is not given the space to relish in the villain that is LW. she could have been so much more as a morally gray character that admitted to writing shit about people while also growing into a woman who is known to tell it like it is and not hide behind the glitter and pastels of the ton. i mean isn’t that what LW is meant to do? uncover the ugly truth behind the dances and courtships of the privileged society?

but she cant fufill this because yall want her to be the good guy! you want her to be the heroine so bad when her writing and personality isnt set up for that. thats why people are pissed with every character bending backwards to be ok with what she does-yall want the new lady bridgerton to have everything and be the poster child of that family. thats why yall have all of these think pieces about how eveyone around penelople sucks & has something they need to work on while she is perfect. be so for real penelope does some nasty stuff & she would have been great doing that stuff and owning it like a true boss and not this cookie cutter princess ending where she continues to write gossip as penelope bridgeton.

[simslegacy5083]

Today's (1/2/2025) Episode: E-Sports Saturday Night

When the teens reached the stadium, they followed Luigi’s instructions and looked for Professor Silva in the “players only” section.

“Welcome!” he said, “Don’t you two look nice? I have to check on my team captains and make sure everyone is ready to rock n’ roll, but then I’ll be right back to start that interview and make sure you two kids have a great night. Do either of you follow college e-sports?”

When Skye and Elyse shook their heads, he continued: “No problem. Go ahead and fire up Yoshi, and when I return, I’ll fill you in on the personalities and drama behind the action you’ll be seeing on the big screens soon. I’ll do my best to make sure you two have a magical night!”

“That was a great match!” Elyse enthused a few hours later when Foxbury was declared the winner “Congratulations!”

“Thank you” the male co-captain replied, extending his hand “Its not everyday we have such a charming audience. I’m Antonio, and you are?”

“Elyse” she replied, ducking her head shyly as Skye bristled next to her.  Can’t he see we’re here together!?

Before Skye could work up the courage to say anything, Elyse clasped xir hand tightly and continued “and this is my date, Skye. Xe got hurt recently and didn’t feel up to prom, so we came here instead. Our dads play for Rainy Day: Dizzying Diaz and Lightning Lu – maybe you’ve heard of them?”

As the other sim stared, dumbfounded, the professor made his way back to the group “Ah, I see you’ve met my dynamic leadership duo! Well, come on, let’s head over to the press room and look at some post-game analysis footage!”

After Skye wrapped up xir story xe took some photos of the group and handed out Lighting Lu merch. “Hey, thanks!” the female co-captain told xem “My mom’s a big fan of your dad, too!”

“No problem, he’ll be happy to hear that you appreciated it.” Skye promised, turning towards the professor “Thanks so much for taking the time to set this up. My uncle will look everything over before it posts, but it should be online in the next couple days.”

“It was my pleasure” Coach Silva replied, “Now you kids should go check out the mixer at the commons, a little party replacement for your prom!”

He didn’t have to tell them twice! Waving goodbye, Skye boldly took Elyse’s hand in xir own and headed towards their next destination.

“Brrr” Elyse complained, shivering as they exited the arena “its freezing out here! I hate how hot it gets back home, but that’s better than this!”

“I hate the cold” Skye, who was struggling to catch xir breath in the suddenly icy air, sympathized “why don’t you run on ahead and I’ll catch up?”

“No way!” Elyse shook her head vigorously “I promised your mom nothing bad was going to happen to you tonight; I’m not letting you out of my sight. We’re in this together Lawbourne!” She laughed, wrapping xem in a big hug that warmed Skye up like a giant fur coat for xir heart.

“I don’t know… I’m digging the music, but otherwise this place looks kinda dead” Elyse said as they entered.

“Well… why don’t you go dance while I get a picture with Larry for my parents and then we’ll get some food?” Skye suggested.

As Elyse hit the dance floor, Skye got his selfie with Larry the Lobster. “Oh, I don’t go here” xe explained to the exuberant mascot. “I  just came to the game with my friend” xe pointed to Elyse, who was headed their direction. “I might someday, though. Both my parents graduated from Foxbury.”

“Right on!” the lobster replied, raising a claw in the air. “What about you?” they asked Elyse “Do you bleed red and gold like your buddy here?” Elyse had no interest in the costumed crustacean, ignoring him entirely in favor of pressing Skye “come get some food with me before I waste away.”

“Everything OK?” Elyse asked as they grabbed a cookie and got seated “I’m fine” Skye promised “Just a little sore.” before she could respond xe quickly changed the subject. “Man, I love sweets. I’m sure its because I never get to have them at home, though sadly this cookie is a bit bland.”

“Well, its hard to beat your cooking�� Elyse smiled, causing xem to blush at the praise “Thanks. I’m sort of limited in what I can make wearing this dumb cast, though I learned a few new pressure cooker recipes recently. If you want to come over for dinner some night, I’d love to make something for you.”

“I’d like that” she agreed “Grim I’ve missed you.”

“Tonight was great,” Skye said when they arrived back as xir place at the end of the night “thank you for asking me.”

*“*Thank YOU for forgiving me” Elyse replied softly “I’m truly sorry that I made you so upset that night, Skye. I messed up and I can’t take it back, but I hope you know I’d never hurt you intentionally.” Skye nodded “I know”.

Standing there in the warm night air, xir best friend right there across from xem looking so beautiful, Skye was overcome with the sudden urge to show her just how much she meant to xem. “Elyse?” xe asked hesitantly, “Can… can I kiss you?”

Xir heart fluttered madly as she nodded “I’d like that.” Screwing up xir courage Skye leaned in slowly, placing xir lips softly against hers, the answering pressure of her mouth turning xir legs to jello. Both teens smiled goofily as they broke apart.

 “Goodnight, Elyse” Skye whispered. “Goodnight” she replied, running her hand gently down xir arm as she turned towards home.

  🎵 Life forever changes with one touch, when best friends fall in love🎵

View The Full Story of My Not So Berry Challenge Here

[cruesuffix]

What do you think Tommymick would do for Christmas? HC time!!!

i will fulfill my role as the headcanon girl!

here it is, tommymick christmas headcanons!!

- to start it off, tommy would wake up two hours earlier than mick just to make breakfast and wrap any other presents he forgot to. he’d be extra careful to make as little noise as possible, probably even tiptoeing around the house.

- finally, he’d wake mick up with christmas music and a little kiss on the cheek. mick would grumble about how cheesy tommy is, but would secretly be smiling into the pillow he’d bury his face into.

- also…tommy ends up making enough food for a family of five which means they’d be eating christmas breakfast leftovers for a whole week.

- the day before (christmas eve) they would finally manage to put up the tree and decorate it together. mick would have to stop tommy from putting stupid things on the tree (ex; a pair of boxers that made mick threaten to put the tree back in its box and “cancel christmas”). also, if it were up to mick they’d have an all black christmas tree…tommy ofc doesn’t let him put a single black ornament on the tree.

- tommy would blast cheesy christmas music throughout the house (to micks dismay) and sing along. would probably also try to get mick to sing along (which he adamantly refuses to do ofc).

- maybe they’d spend the day making cookies or something, just something to do together. tommys not allowed to handle the flour, seeing as though the last time he did he accidentally spilt it all over the floor. i think mick would pretty much do all of the work and would let tommy handle the sprinkles and clean the bowls. still, it’s the thought that counts and they have fun cutting the cookies into little shapes and all that.

- maybe they’d even make a gingerbread house (cue tommy making a complete mess and mick having the most neat and beautiful looking gingerbread house)…mick making fun of tommys messy little house, with a gingerbread man with…well you know tommys sort of humour ofc.

- knowing tommy, he’d probably convince mick to go outside with him and make a snowman or something, which mick turns down in his typical “fck the outdoors it’s cold!” kind of way. still, tommy would convince him to at least go outside and take pictures…which he agrees to ofc. cue a whole snowy photoshoot!

- when they come back inside, mick would make the both of them hot cocoa and they’d snuggle together and watch cheesy christmas movies together. if they don’t get invited to a last minute christmas party then they’d probably stay home and just chill. these two aren’t the type to just spontaneously go to the bar or anything.

- in the evening they’d finally open presents (after eating ofc, which would consist of tommy shovelling food in his mouth fast so he could hurry up and open his presents. mick would make him wait until he was done though…so cue tommy impatiently waiting for mick to finish his food). there’s so many gifts too, things that are both practical and entirely unnecessary. A lot of them are just things they both had seen while shopping that made them think of the other. (remember that vid of tommy showing off a couple of mugs that mick had bought him solely because they reminded him of tommy? that’s what i mean!)

- they end the day off just snuggling on the couch, talking about how great the day was, and maybe even just falling asleep holding each other.

ok, im so sorry if this seems rushed or…just very disjointed of what ppl do on christmas…don’t really celebrate it much (at least how normally ppl celebrate it) so idk what ppl actually do on christmas. still, i hope this is what you wanted!!

[yummsyy]

Genshin Charachters baking with their S/O (ɔ◔‿◔)ɔ ♥

Characters: Kaveh, Kazuha

Maybe its a bit OOC so i apologize in advance!

also english isnt my first language so be prepared for the mistakes youll find...

Genre: FLUFFFF and a bit of chaos. but mostly fluff :))

ENJOY <3

-Kaveh-

So imagine this. Reader and Kaveh went groceries shopping because they wanted to bake cute heart shaped cookies. Both Kaveh and his girlfriend liked the idea and decided to do it. nothing could go wrong....right?

"ok so we got the flour...the chocolate and...", reader says while looking at the grocery list. She double checked everything and was convinced they had bought everything they needed. "im sure we got everything!" he says with a smile and walked towards the cashier, she followed. as soon as they paid they went to Kavehs place. They talked on the way and shared a lot of laughter together.

"finally were here!", Reader says as she places the ingriedents on the table and soon enought they started to bake together. Everything went smootly with the reader doing it and kaveh helping her get the eggs and so on. Soon they realized the forgot to buy the vanilla extrakt so Reader says "im going to head iver to the super market real quick! dont do anything to the batter without me ok?" she gives hima quick peck on his lips and cheek and heads out. No matter how long Kaveh he is with her, he always ands up getting flustered about the little things. He smiles to himself notnoticing Al Haitham entering the house. Al haitham shoots him a "youre weird" look and decides to sit somewhere near the kitchen to pester him. "Ugh what do you want???" kaveh says a bit annoyed by Al haithams presence. "oh can i not sit here on MY chair kaveh?" , he scoffs but then returns his attention to his book. Kaveh then decided to continue the recipe without you...wich ended up into a very big mess....the batter was well way to dry and there was flour and burned chocolate and eggshells EVERYWHERE. Needless to say when you came there you were sligtly.....very sligthly enraged. "Kaveh....", she says in a low and scary voice. Kaveh knew he was FUCKED.

After you were done arguing wth him he had to clean the kitchen all alone and buy you some cookies and give you cuddles as compensation.

-Kazuha-

Kazuha and you got to meet again after he was away for so long, so you had the idea to bake a cake with him. You guys already had everything at home. Everything went smoothly~

"Kazu how man gramms of sugar do we need?", you say ready to take the measurment. "we need 100 gramms love.",he says in a calm tone. You measure it perfectlx and hand it to him. he gratefully takes the bowl containing the sugar and garcefully gives you a kiss. You were stunned for a second but snapped back to reality. He chuckles as he observes your reaction and finishes the batter rather quickly. "want to taste the batter love?" he says as he swoops some batter on his finger and tastes it. He smiles delighted by the taste and also gave some for her to try. You smile at the taste of it and let out a satisfied humm. "Its delicous Kazu! Youre a great baker!", Kazuha smiles at the compliment and gives her a kiss on the forehead. "lets put this in the oven shall we?", he says while smiling lovingly at her, for a moment you were lost in his eyes but nodded.

After some time Kazuha and you decorated the cake with icing and some cute sprinkles. Once it was finished your cake looked like this.

You guys were very much happy with the result and had some nice tea with the cake while you talked about your future goals. Little did you know Kazuha was staring at you so tenderly and lovingly while you were busy talking.

[northsealight]

Hey, when you said RHATO Jason is the worst version on your last ask, were you referring to the first comic, second comic, or the Webtoon? (Honestly annoyed the Webtoon took that name, makes things even more confusing)

I have problems with all 3 (Webtoon most of all for sure, with the second and first switching places behind it based on what characters or plots I’m thinking about tbh), but I was just curious haha

oh. oh. oh you're not ready for this. I've been trying this entire week to find a good time to air out my thoughts:

so! in my opinion (again, this is not shaming anyone for liking what they like! if you happen to like RHATO!jason all the more power to you! dont read this!) all three reiterations of RHATO!Jason .. are not great. the one I think might have potential to be salvaged is the second one with Artemis and bizarro! (although roy harper is in my heart of hearts)

the way Jason is written in rhato... the rhato written by Scott Lobdell anyway, (who is actually a sexual predator and when you start to think even a LITTLE about how the women are written in RHATO makes so much sense) portrays Jason as yet another cookie cutter anti-hero-deadpool-esque personality who's mainly confined by the narrative restraints of his character.

I say this because hes so.... the way he goes about his vigilantism is so .. shallow. It's like the narrative is finding excuses to make him violent so the reader can be stimulated with Michale Bay explosions lol. You hardly see any stories in there where Jason is an actual champion for the people, and you hardly see his background as a street kid come into play... its like... he became... a vigilante because....he knows how the system can fail those... alienated and forgotten by those sworn to protect them... and thus channels his energy into said people through acts of radical protection... (also because the whole bruce thing yeah I know)

I keep thinking about injustice!Jason's monologue where he literally says something along the lines of "while bruce and clark were fighting I fought for the people who were being caught up in the whole thing" like if that doesn't just tell you who he is idk what will! and sure, injustice isn't Jason source material, so look at under the red hood! he literally becomes a drug kingpin TO CONTROL crime ... and then instead of getting these immense shows of care he has for the community in RHATO, we get panels like this:

like ok get it I guess 😭😭😭😭

this is the new and improved Jason!! he's suave.. hes American... he's... just like every other antihero now!!

I don't know how to explain it without sounding like an idiot- best bet is to read the comics yourself to kinda get what im saying! but even rebirth Jason is (kind of) getting what RHATO Jason doesn't-- he's a product of his huge heart. rebirth Jason has countless stories where we see how Jason ACTUALLY operates as red hood, and what his symbol means to the citizens of Gotham!

if you pour too much grit and "edginess" into Jason, then you kind of miss what he's all about- he can still be silly and sarcastic! in fact, one of my favorite Jason moments is from red hood: lost days, a series where he's portrayed as an edgy, "misfit" ruffian:

like. hello this is hilarious. and we can still have moments like these while balancing his emotional range as a vigilante that's motivated by his big fat heart! (ignoring the fact that he slept with Talia in the next issue 😭 Jason fans can't have shit 😭)

but anyway! ill likely add more when I'm not feeling so tired, but god!! is it so hard to show Jason's propensity for kindness!! is it so hard to realize that his character to the core is revolved around a deep understanding for others based on personal experience!!

there's a reason why DC (in the rare moments when they know what to do with his character) always writes stories with Jason consoling children, or Jason being good with kids in dangerous situations!

it's because he's been there before. he's felt the grief and confusion of being helpless in a situation of his control. he's felt the consequences of adults who were supposed to protect and raise him! he's been killed for daring to cling on to the notion of trust even after all he's been through!

and I don't know, I think his dedication to the people, children especially, is his way of forgiving himself- his way of telling little Jason that it wasn't his fault.

[freaky-littlespace]

iffy baby

tw- this contains age regression hyper sexual stress, I do not condone the fetishization of littles however if it’s a littles choice to have sex then that is their business, happy reading.🍼❤️

it was a dark evening and the rain was super loud, this lulled you to sleep, the rain and thunder was so peaceful and the cold air felt great against your warm blankets. You started daydreaming about your caregiver who was a naga, he was so nice and sweet despite him being a snake. Your mind wandered to a much darker daydream. Imagining more adult things, it wasn’t your fault, you just had an active imagination and had problems with your libido at times. You tried to brush it off but you could feel an iffy coming, you tried holding a pillow between your legs but that didn’t work. You get up out of bed and go to the kitchen hoping you could get a snack to take your mind off it, you open the fridge and get a bottle of chocky milk and cookies, you sit down to eat when you feel a large hand on your waist, “hey sweetie why are you up so late, were you hungry” you refuse to turn around because when he put his hand on your waist like that he was usually going to use his power to hypnotize you into going back to bed, “y-yez sur” “babbyyyyy turn around and look me in the eyes while I’m talking to you”. You turn around and see his face and chest hovering over you, your dirty thoughts roll in and your iffy comes back, daddy’s voice goes to a more effeminate soft British accent “oh baby are you ok your eyes look glazed, are you blushing? Baby you seem to be really sick you need to go back to bed” . You look away denying that your not ok “I is fin can me go now” he responded “baby are you hiding something, look at me”. He grabs your face and his eyes turn swirly colors “what are you hiding from daddy” “I-i-i h-h-had I-i-iffy”. He stops “baby if you were iffy you could of just told me, I would of helped you, is it the one that doesn’t go away when you want it, come on let’s go to my room we are getting this sorted out”. You are lead to daddy’s room which is filed with snake aesthetic stuff and a nest of piles of pillows and blankets as a “bed” he calls it. “Now do you want clothes on or off, on it is.” Daddy puts you on his nest and coils around you tightening around your happy spots your neck belly and thighs “you comfy baby, now let’s get rid of that iffy, no no I’m not going to hurt you tonight no biting forced hypnosis nothing, first I’m going to kiss you is that ok” he starts kissing your lips no tongue, “now I’m going to tighten my tail”. He constricts around you making it harder to breathe and your belly and thighs get squeezed making you whimper and giggle “you like that baby, you like when daddy plays with your thighs and tummy, they’re so soft daddy could just (his voice gets dark and flirty) squeeze the life out of you~.” He whispers in your ear making you whine “now can daddy touch your iffy or is it to early, want me to use my mouth or hands, mouth it is” . He opens you onesie by its crotch and starts teasing your iffy with his tongue making it drip with pre. “D-d-dad-ddy-y I-i-i-i w-w-want mom-more I-I-I” he responds “baby do you feel comfortable with daddy going to town on you”. You nod your head. He starts bobbing he head up and down on you, making you whine and whimper, after a few minutes you cum in his mouth. “Baby you did so good for daddy, and next time don’t be afraid to ask, daddy doesn’t like using his power on you he knows you like keeping your secrets but next time this happens knock on my door and I’ll come get you situated ok baby”. He cleans you up and puts you in your little room with your pacifier and teddy “good night…prey”. You fall asleep with your thoughts mellowed out into a puddle of sweet thoughts about you and daddy fading into sweet dreams.

[bjaw2317]

So. A fanfic. What have I come to? Lol. Just, enjoy. Or don't. I don't really care. My effort was for your enjoyment, but if you don't like it don't be mean. Anyways, you've been pining after Sirius for.. um, 6 years. Since 1st year. Yeah. Ok. 😬 just read ig also, Cocoa supremacy.

"back off idiots!" I squeal, trying to push them off of me. "I've only been gone for, like three weeks. I don't need to be bombarded with hugs." The four boys still hold tight onto me, and we almost fall to the ground.

"Exactly!!! You've been gone for too long. Way too long. We became grandpas you've been gone so long." Sirius said, hugging me tighter.

"and all of your letters were short. You wrote like two sentences. About your cats vet visit. What happened to Cocoa anyways?" Remus asked. The boys let go of me and I smiled at them. I really did miss the idiots. Peter gave me a shy smile, and James looked at me expectantly.

"What?" I asked.

"Cocoa. What happened to Cocoa?" James asked, slightly worried. I smirk, knowing full well that he loves my cat way too much.

"Nothing big. Just... she got out one night. And a male cat was there. I went to get her... but.... stuff was happening. Anyways, she'll be having kittens soon." I say. Peter gives me a weird look.

"What sort of things?" He asks innocently. I make a face like, how the hell do you not get it, and Sirius whispers in his ear. Peter blushes and covers his face. I laugh, and James pats him on the back, shaking his head.

"So. Like. We'll have kittens in the dorms?" James says. " you're not giving them away, are you? If you are, I'm taking them all." He smiles dreamily. I roll my eyes. I walk into the common room, and it looks comfier than ever. Damn. I missed this place. The worn down couches in front of the fireplace, the couch that nobody sits on because its deemed the shagging couch (Sirius named it. We caught him with ravenclaw girl on that couch. Twice. It was disgusting). Aah. This place is great. The boys moved into the common room, and sat on the non-shagging couch, talking about quidditch tryouts. Well, James and Sirius were. Remus was nose deep in a transfiguration book and Peter had all his attention on a random bug on the ceiling. And just like that, after three weeks, things were finally normal. I missed the sorting ceremony last night, because my trip lasted a bit longer than I thought it would. And I slept in... so. Yeah.

The beginning of the summer I spent at the Potter's, with Sirius.

It was lovely and chaotic. Euphemia and I were in the kitchen making cookies when the boys run in, attacking each other with what I think is part of a closet door handle, and a rake. James had the upper hand with the rake, until Euphemia scolded them for bringing the rake into her clean kitchen. They both walked out, sulking. I brought them some cookies, and their eyes lit up. What food does to teenage boys. You'd think the cookie was one of their best friends, not me. This happened on the last day I was there.

I left that night, and went to visit my family. And I do love them.... but they can be a bit overwhelming. I would much rather hang out with the marauders than my family. It may sound bad, but we just clash. My mother and I get along swell, but father and I are almost the same person, and we are both very stubborn and are always butting heads. He doesn't like that my friends are boys, and thinks they're all into me, which is far from the truth.

James is absolutely in love with Lily, and it will not stop. Lily this lily that. Its sickeningly sweet. Peter has a crush on a hufflpuff girl, and he is just too sweet about it. Remus has been dating a ravenclaw girl named Clarice for, I think, three months now. We were all shocked when it happened, he normally doesn't talk about girls in that sense. But all of a sudden, he get flushed whenever she walks by and we knew he was a goner. With some, persuasion... we got them to go on a date together. And they've been going steady ever since.

And... Sirius. What do I say about him. He's always been a flirt, but recently he started to, bring girls to his dorm. I mean, its not that I'm jealous. He's a lovely guy and he deserves a lovely girl. I just wish he wasn't changing which girl it was every night. And making out with every female in the castle. It's gotten so bad that he missed one of Remus's monthlies.

I yelled at him for a long time. He felt really bad, and I felt really bad that he felt really bad. I hugged him and told him to never do it again. His arms wrapped around me, and I buried my face in his chest. I felt, a sense of calm and relief. He held me tighter, and rubbed my back, his hands drawing circles along it. Thats when I knew. I love him. And I was totally gone for this man. And I panicked. I pulled away, and he looked startled. I quickly said goodnight, and walked into my dorm that I shared with Lily and Dorcas. I laid down on my bed and thought about him for way too long. His dark hair, his tattoo across his chest. His muscles that weren't too big, perfect cuddling size. His gorgeous eyes, and his smile that I craved to see. His laugh. I love his laugh. So much. And I was going to tell him. But, I walked into his room and he was making out with a girl, his hands up her shirt. I walked out. I cried a lot that day. It was a couple weeks before summer vacation. I decided then that I was going to leave it alone. I went on some dates, but I never felt anything. They were always too kind or had too short hair or an annoying laugh. I would complain to Lily. All the time.

"Maybe... you know, it could possibly be... because non of them are Sirius. James and I were talking, and I think that you love him. The way you look at him is... just from a romance novel. Even James can tell, and that means something." Lily said after classes one day when I was complaining. It was a cold day, and I was supposed to be getting ready for quidditch tryouts, but I wanted to delay seeing Sirius in his quidditch uniform. It always looked so good on him, and I don't know how I would handle it.

"Yeah, James is an idiot. If he figured it out then tha- you talked to James?!?!? Since when do you willingly have conversation with him?!?!" I sat up on my bed, almost shouting.

"He's not that bad..." Lily trailed off.

"I've been saying he's not bad for years. And you say this now??!! Omigoodness!" I say in realization.

"What?"

"You like James. What the hell. This might be the best thing in the world!!!!!" I start to jump around.

"No I dont!!! I just said he's not that bad. That doesn't mean I like him." Lily made a face at me.

"The guy you've said you have hated for years, is not that bad?!?! Thats a major crush!!!"

"NO ItS NOT!" Lily shouts at me.

" YES IT IS!!!" I shout back.

We continue for a while, her saying no and me saying yes. I looked the clock, and sigh. I have to get the uniform on and go to the field. I get dressed, and our banter is still going on.

"You're never going to give up, are you?" Lily asks, looking defeated.

"Nope."

"Fine. Imightlikehimalittlebit. Justatinybit..." she mumbles.

"What was that? Couldn't hear your mumbles." I smirk.

" i like. James Potter. A little bit." She says this last bit as if it counts. All I heard was that she likes James. And I squeal.

"Lily. This. Is. Sooooo awesome!!!! We have to tell him!!!!"

Her eyes widen initeral fear. "No. Do not. I will steal your cat in your sleep and give it to James. I will... rip the cover off of one of your books... I'll... I'll-"

"Jeez. I was kidding." I feign a look of hurt. "You'd give my dear sweet Cocoa to that idiot?!?! And I can actually not believe that you said that you'd rip the cover off my book. Thats first degree murder!!! How could you!!!" I gasp, being overly dramatic. She rolls her eyes and laughs.

"OK. I actually would never rip the cover off of a book. They are wayyy to precious. And expensive." Lily says.

"So you would actually give Cocoa to mr cat lady? I'd never see her again." I glare jokingly at her.

"fine. I wont." I hug her.

"Thanks. Cocoa would die if James was her mother. He smothers her in kisses and hugs enough already. I gotta go. Tryouts started... two minutes ago. Shit." I give Lily one last squeeze and run out the door, my broom in hand.

"Good luck!" She yells as I run out the entrance to the common room. I run all the way to the field, and make it. Quite late. I look around, and they haven't started yet. I run up to James, who is waving me over.

"Whats up? Why haven't you started the tryouts yet?" I ask, breathless from the running.

"Oh. Well, as captain," he says smugly, " I can change the time of when we start. And Sirius is late. He's supposd to help me choose the team. But, I'm glad you could make it Naners." I roll my eyes at his use of my nickname. A few of the guys standing around us laugh, and one of them makes fun of me.

" so... pretty girl. Naners." He smirks, and walks closer to me. Some boys are wrestling on the field, James rolls his eyes and runs over to break it up. "How do you say, wanna go to my dorm later? We could... have some exercise." He reaches out and touches my arm. I scowl and pull away.

" excuse me?" I say, baffled that someone could be this outright and disgusting.

"You heard me, pretty girl." My stomach twists from him calling me that. Pretty girl was a nickname that Sirius called me. Only a couple times, but still.

" go away. I don't even know you." I back up. He grabs my wrist.

"Aaron. Aaron Klatwitz." He smirks. "And, we can get to know each other. Spend some time, alone." I pull away, and I glare at him.

" i think you should stop. Go away." I say, trying to be calm.

He makes a face, like he can't believe I'm turning him down. He smiles and reaches for my hand, a little rough.

"Naners. I'm sure you want, all of this." He motions to his body. I try and pull away, but I can't. His grip is tighter than before. I start to panic, and I look around. The rest of the people trying out are watching James stopping the two boys from fighting. I'm all alone. I try to pull away harder, and my breathing gets faster. Suddenly, someone comes around and pulls him off of me.

"Get your hands off of her. Breanna is not your to touch!" The guy says, his voice deep and rough. It takes me a few seconds, but I register this person to be Sirius.

"Look, I was just asking her to hang out. Not much was happening." Klatwitz says.

"Lier." I mutter. He glares at me. Sirius looks back at me, his gorgeous eyes staring into mine. I smile slightly at him. He turns around.

"Dude. If anything, she came onto me. She just wants a piece of the action." Klatwitz gives me a smirk, and I make a face like I'm about to puke. He glares again. "Surely you understand. Sirius." Sirius looks at him, like he is going to kill him.

"What do you mean?" The gorgeous boy says, glaring daggers at Klatwitz.

" i mean. All the hoes that throw themselves on you. Just looking for a quicky. A quick fuck before they go to the next guy." he says this so nonchalantly, that I think he's serious.

"What the hell?!?" Sirius says." Are you calling her names now?" His body stiffens. To be honest, I wasn't even thinking about him calling me that, just the fact that he treats women like shit.

"Come on. You get it. I heard you have girls in your room every night just so you don't have to think of the girl that broke your heart. Thats a quick fuck."

Sirius's face turned to me and quickly back to the dipshit. He punched him. I let out a gasp of surprise, and he kept punching. They are both fighting, and Sirius pushes him to the ground. He climbs on him and will not stop punching. Klatwitz flips them over, and soon Sirius is covered in his own blood. I freak out, and see James rush in. He pushes Aaron off of Sirius, and punches him. Once. Probably just to get him to stop, but both Sirius and Aaron are covered in blood. I rush over to Sirius, who's trying to get up and beat up Klatwitz again, but I hold his arm, tugging gently. I have tears running down my face. He looks surprised. I manage to stop my tears, and pull him away from the scene. I walk him back to the castle in silence, and he slides his hand down to hold mine. I smile.

"Your really stupid." I say, not looking at him.

"Stupid for beating up a guy that was harrassing you? If thats stupid, I better be stupid till the day I die." He says, his voice sending shivers up my spine. I walk up the stairs to the castle, my hand still in his.

"Yes! Siri, you could've gotten hurt way worse." I look at him as I pull him down the hallway to the hospital wing.

" Breanna. We can't go to the hospital wing."

"Why?"

He takes a deep breath. "Madame Pomfery said if I go in there again because of a fight, she'll tell Minnie, and then I'll get kicked off the quidditch team." He gives me a pleading look.

"I would like to know how many fights you've been in, but that doesn't matter right now. I have so bandages and muggle first aid. But it'll hurt for longer" I say, looking up at him. He looked at me, his eyes almost transfixed on me. He was a bout to say something, but James ran in.

"Padfoot!!! What the hell was that?!?!"

"He was being a dick." He muttered

"That doesn't mean you punch the lights out of him!!!! And now we have to reschedule tryouts!!"

"James..." he said, tiredly.

A look of concern came across his face, and he looked to where the blood was dripping down his face. "What?"

" he was harassing Naners. Like..." he sighed. "It was disgusting the things he was saying. I'm not going to repeat them." His hand tightened around mine, and his thumb rubbed the back of it.

"Oh. Shit. Breanna, are you ok?" James has a very worried look on his face now.

"Yeah I'm fine. The insufferable prick just wouldn't leave me alone." He made a face of realization.

"Holy shit. I'm sorry. I left you with him, I didn't think that would happen. I thought you would be ok....." he wrapped his arms around me, and I sunk into the hug. I let go of Sirius's hand, and I swear he glared at James. I hugged him tightly.

"James, its not your fault that he's a prick. Ok?" I whisper, trying to console him.

"I know. But I'm responsible for leaving you. He won't ever be allowed near you again. Ok? I'll make sure of it." He let's go of me, and I hear Lily come down the stairs. She looks at my tear stricken cheeks and James arm wrapped around me.

"What happened?!?!?" She runs up and hugs me.

"Umm... I.. "

James looks at me knowingly.

"I can tell her. You should go find Sirius."

I look around, and I realize he left. "OK." I pry myself away from Lily's death grip, and walk up the stairs to the common room. I hear lily say "what an asshole" to something James said, and I smile. I agree lily. I agree.

I walk into the common room, after talking to a slightly drunk fat lady, and look around. I don't see him, anywhere. I walk up the stairs to his dorm. I knock on the door, nobody answers so I open it. Lo and behold, Sirius is making out with a hufflepuff girl, and I scowl. My eyes brim with tears again, and Sirius looks up at me. He looks confused.

"Sirius. What the fuck is wrong with you!!!!?!?" I yell. I run back to my room, and slam the door. I lock it. Lily can sleep on the couch tonight. I sob into my pillow. That fucking idiot. I mutter. I cry for a long time. Lily knocks on the door, and I tell her to go away. She leaves me alone. I evtually fall asleep. I hear another knock on the door.

"Go away lily!!!" I shout.

"Its not lily." A males voice rings through my ears.

"Remus?" I say quietly.

"Can I come in?" He says calmly.

"Yeah.... I guess so." I get up and unlock the door. My face is puffy and my hair is a mess. I'm wearing sweatpants and a hoodie that I stole from sirius last year. And even though I look like I just died, Remus smiles at me.

"How are you Naners?" He asks.

I look away. "I'm fine."

He raises his eyebrow, questioningly. He reached over and hugged me. Thats all it took for me to break down. He kissed my forehead, platonically, and said it'll be ok. I calmed down, leaning into him.

"Your really the best friend I could ever have." I say, my chin resting on his shoulder.

"I am the greatest." He jokes. I roll my eyes.

"So." He says seriously. " whats up? Why did you run out crying?"

"You saw that?" I say, wiping a tear away from my face.

"I ran into James, and he told me what happened. But then I saw you run out of our dorm crying. What happened? Sirius keeps saying he doesn't know whats wrong."

"He was being an asshole." I mumble.

"He always is. But what did he do this time?" Remus looked at me. I back up, out of the hug and sit on my bed. I pat a spot beside me, and he blushes. I roll my eyes.

"Don't be stupid." I say. He laughs and sits beside me. Remus isn't normally very touchy, but I always want to be, and I can tell he's trying to be nice. He wraps his arm around my shoulder, and I lean into him.

"You normally don't let me this close, only Clarice is allowed." I say.

" well, my best friend has been crying, and even though I don't like it, I will hold her." He says softly.

"You don't have to. I'm fine." I say.

"Don't lie."

" I'm not lying. I know you hate cuddling or hugging of any sort with me. And its fine. You have a girlfriend."

He rolls his eyes at me. "Breanna." He says, as if he's about to rant. " I am really uncomfortable. Like, I can handle you hugging me before vacations and stuff... but this is weird." I giggle, and pull away from him.

"Sorry" he mumbles.

"Its all good." I say, even though I'm a very cuddly person, I respect him.

"So. Talk to me. Whats up" he says.

I take a deep breathe. "You can't tell anyone, ok?"

"Maybe. It matters what it is."

"Ikindamaybelikesirius... andigotjealouswhenisawhimkissingthatgirl." I say quickly.

His eyes widen, and he smiles. "Actually?"

"Yes..." I look away.

"Breanna. Thats awesome!"

" that I'm jealous of him with other girls?" I say.

"Well, yeah. I'm glad you told me. I had my suspicions, but at least now I know James owes me fifty galleons."

I give him a look, and he blushes.

"We may have been betting on you two...." he rubs the back of his neck awkwardly.

"Betting what exactly?"