#ITS ME. IM BITCHES.

[liauditore]

LIAUUUUU

So you know how once Scott made an off hand comment about how Jimmy is a puppy?

I got an idea rn, about an angsty toixc!FH moment.

Imagine Scott thinking/saying this:

and he forgives you. dogs are like that. so loyal.

That man just knows he has Jimmy wrapped around his finger. He cannot help but love him and think of him fondly, but at the same time he would love to squash him like a bug, and think of him as a pathetic idiot

HI ROMEO U AINT GOTTA SAY THAT ‼️!?!??! MY HEARTT

i LOVE the idea of scott treating jimmy like a pet omg. cute lil puppy who can't survive on his own, here, let me take care of you. kinda like 'i can fix him' but. evil a bit.

i know what clip ur talking abt and it gave me so many thoughts u have no clue. just thinking about the way scotts like just do something nice for him afterwards, and he'll forgive you. it drives me insane i think.

scott getting used to getting his way cus jimmy will always let up. and the horror and heartbreak he experiences when jimmy refuses to say "i love you" back in limlife. can u imagine.

i give u, in return, romeo: imagine limlife mean gills talking abt jimmy cus they've both been with him before and martyn opens up for once and says he's scared that jimmy might hate him now because of whats happened between them. to which scott responds with what u wrote but maybe more casually worded. martyn might be horrified but kind of tempted to try out his advice 👍

[artemis-pendragon]

Imodna bitches last month: Haha wouldn't it be so spicy if Imogen died and Laudna made a deal with Delilah to bring her back

Imodna bitches now:

[quillweaves]

Bitches be obsessed with their Cousland

[darkestspring]

I feel like if little dove was a boy then Criston might not be so verbally disrespectful to Rhaenyras claim to the throne because if Rhaenyra becomes queen and his son is her eldest then that means his baby will be king

if little dove had been a boy, and had married helaena, alicent and otto would have chilled a little bit bc their blood would be on the throne anyways. like damn no bitches???? time to usurp i guess

[pkmnsciencej]

bitches will see a person and go "hey is anyone gonna nickname that" and not wait for an answer

[martyrbat]

omg yay finally found and used the dashboard unfuckery script ^_^

[fonkeloog]

Sending out a job application tonight!

[hourcat]

bitches be like "i love dc comics" and then dont read the comics/unironically enjoy some dccw content/think that the only valid dceu content is the zack snyder trilogy

[teddytoroa]

bitches love to be hyperaware of any and all potential symptoms of illness they might be currently experiencing and stressing themselves the hell out over what is likely normal feelings of tiredness and preexisting conditions

[monachopsissssss]

bitches will see the moon and go insane

[1000fingers]

Bitches will find a fictional man attractive and then immediately imagine him in situations where he is losing alarming amounts of blood

[tothechaos]

acts of service bitches when someone doesn't Need Something from them but wants them around anyways and they have to think about the fact that they could possibly be wanted for who they Are rather than what they can Do

[captain-krow-drozdov]

Danny Is An Alternate Version Of Ra's Al Ghul And Flash Already Called Dibs On Adopting Him

Danny In All His Sleep Deprived Slightly Scuffed Up From A Fight Glory Is On His Way To Clockworks Tower To Hopefully Get A Nap And Maybe Some Homework Done When A Natural Portal Opens Up In Front Of Him And Proceeds To Unceremoniously Drop Him In The DC Verse Just Outside Of Central City Before Promptly Closing Leaving A Tired Danny Behind In A Run Down Abandoned Parking Lot.

It's Times Like This When Danny Regrets Putting Off Learning How To Make His Own Portals, Cause Now He Is Very Much Stuck For The Foreseeable Future And He Has No Idea Where Or When He Is. Luckily For Him However Central City Isn't Too Far Away, Unlucky For Him However Is That Once In The City He Realizes This Isn't His Dimension. He's Pretty Sure He'd Remember Something Called The Justice League.

So What Do You Do When Supernatural Bullshit Fails You? You Fall Back On Your Mad Scientist Roots And You Make A Portal Gun. So That's Exactly What Danny Plans To Do.

Unfortunately Staying Alive And Building Questionably Safe Portal Technology Requires Money And Supplies, So He Ends Up Wandering From City To City Doing Odd Jobs/Fixing Up Busted Tech For Cash Or Unwanted Electronics For His "Operation: Get Home" Needs. This Obviously Ends In A Few Superhero Encounter Shenanigans.

Though He Always Ends Up Back Near Central City, Both On The Off Chance The Natural Portal Will Open Up Again And Because Out Of All The Superheroes That Apparently Exist In This Universe The Speedsters Are His Favorite (Red Robin Is Solidly His Second Favorite Ever Since The Gotham Vigilante Gave Him A Large Coffee Filled With Enough Caffeine To Kill A Man).

Unbeknownst To Danny However Is That Every Hero/Vigilante He Has Encountered Has Come To At Least One Of The Following Conclusions; 1. Run Away Meta Who Is In Desperate Need Of A Good Meal/Adoption Bait. 2. Possibly Red Robin/Tim Drake Clone 3. A Good Kid But Could Possibly Be A Future Rouge If Left Unsupervised. 4. Did Bats Get A New Kid And Why Is He Here?

All Flash Knows Is That He Saw The Kid First And Therefore Has Dibs. Suck It Bruce.

Fast-forward A Few Months And Danny Gets Hurt During A Rogue Attack While Trying To Help Some Civilians Get To Safety (Old Hero Habits Die Hard (Ha Die Hard) And All That Jazz) And He Nopes Out Once Everyone Is Safe And When The Paramedics Are Busy With Other People Unaware He Left A Blood Sample Behind.

One DNA Test Brought To You By Paranoid Bat Concerns Of A Possible Red Robin Clone Later And They Find Out That Dannys DNA Matches One Ra's Al Ghul.

They Now Think Danny Is An Escaped Ra's Al Ghul Clone.

Memes For The Vibes:

[lotus-pear]

"stop making akechi pancake jokes its 2024" no fuck you

[bamsara]

official usps sent me a letter including a guide with a handwritten note asking me to switch the sizes of my patreon envalopes (envalopes that i bought from the local post office)

shoutout to usps worker Nixie who I guess took it upon themselves to send me this cause they were sick of my envalopes getting caught in the machine or something idk

[epicfirestormer]

This is what he said right

More meme accurate version underneath: