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[The Advertsary regenerates. It is nothing but eyes and an all-encompassing sea of red.]
oh fge wt ve ou dn
[S.T. 2 flees.]
[Status 1 and 2 randomly teleport into your office.]
whathathwahtashtshawht aarese awe wdoindojn ghereh againgain
i'm gonna be honest we don't have any business being here i just like to hit random numbers on the teleporter machine and then launch the two of US out there. just to feel som-
STATUS UPDATES TWO!
You sure are, buddy.
@status-updates
[When you arrive, Brackette can be seen at her desk looking over several stacks of paper. They look even more exhausted than usual, which is almost impressive.]
no logical reason for it to- what the fuck.
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"Hi Status" "Hi Detective" "Hi Status Two" "I See You Did That Thing Again That Makes My Idiot Son Start Murdering You" "What Was It Called?" "Existing?" "Yeah That's It" "You Need Something?"
"What The Fuck Is That Thing"
[the Advertsary Fucking Dies]
[Status 1 and 2 randomly teleport into your office.]
whathathwahtashtshawht aarese awe wdoindojn ghereh againgain
i'm gonna be honest we don't have any business being here i just like to hit random numbers on the teleporter machine and then launch the two of US out there. just to feel som-
STATUS UPDATES TWO!
You sure are, buddy.
@status-updates
[When you arrive, Brackette can be seen at her desk looking over several stacks of paper. They look even more exhausted than usual, which is almost impressive.]
no logical reason for it to- what the fuck.
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[Suddenly, "Stocked Up!" 2 appears and begins beating up Status Two.]
[Status 1 and 2 randomly teleport into your office.]
whathathwahtashtshawht aarese awe wdoindojn ghereh againgain
i'm gonna be honest we don't have any business being here i just like to hit random numbers on the teleporter machine and then launch the two of US out there. just to feel som-
STATUS UPDATES TWO!
You sure are, buddy.
@status-updates
[When you arrive, Brackette can be seen at her desk looking over several stacks of paper. They look even more exhausted than usual, which is almost impressive.]
no logical reason for it to- what the fuck.
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interesting. how are you
"Pretty Good Thanks"
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"Oh Wait I Forgot" "One More For Real This Time"
"Yeah We Sure Would Mister Whoever The Fuck" "This Is Hilarious To Me" "Anyway Have Fun With That Bye"
[Advertsary vanishes. Notes only sees S.T.2 trying to eat a tree.]
Give that briefcase back!
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"Hi Tom!" "No" "Hey Check Out What I Found While Perusing This Record Of The Elysium Forums"
"Oh And There's More Actually"
"Oh And One More"
"Anyway What Did You Come Here For" "Oh Yeah The Briefcase" "My Idiot Son Ate It" "I Don't Know Why" "He Has No Need For Sustenance" "He Just Felt Like It"
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Give that briefcase back!
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"Hi Tom!" "No" "Hey Check Out What I Found While Perusing This Record Of The Elysium Forums"
"Oh And There's More Actually"
"Oh And One More"
"Anyway What Did You Come Here For" "Oh Yeah The Briefcase" "My Idiot Son Ate It" "I Don't Know Why" "He Has No Need For Sustenance" "He Just Felt Like It"
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"I Hope They Make Another One Of Those Games" "A Murder Mystery Would Be Cool" "Ooh What's That"
[Stocked Up 2 is holding a Crystallized Memory of Crystallized Memory of Forums. It's signed as being from Battle Pass Guy]
"Ooh That Murdering Asshole Got Me A Gift" "How Nice"
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"Bored" "K Bye"
[The voice vanishes. The briefcase remains gone.]
Hey! You! I need that briefcase back!
@patches-and-notes
...the empty one that Two dug up? Yeah. sure. It's... somewhere on the ground. I don't remember where- oh yeah, over there.
[he points to the briefcase just on the ground, open.]
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"I Know Right" "Let's Change That"
[The briefcase vanishes]
"Hi Status" "Hi Tom" "Or Notes" "Or Whatever The Fuck"
[the advertsary is here. you can't see where, but their voice is clearly here.]
Hey! You! I need that briefcase back!
@patches-and-notes
...the empty one that Two dug up? Yeah. sure. It's... somewhere on the ground. I don't remember where- oh yeah, over there.
[he points to the briefcase just on the ground, open.]
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"Damn It" "Really Wanted To Give Him A Piece Of My Mind" "A Piece That Said I'm Going To Fucking Kill You" "That Would Of Course Be Any Of Them" "Oh Well" "Let's Never Interact Again" "Goodbye."
"So" "Nice To Meet You" "Care To Justify Every Decision You've Made In Your Entire Life" "Comma Or Else?"
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"I Would've Sent You Out Last But You're Like The Main One"
[Statuses Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Hash, and Questi are generated. Statalus and Eight are still absent.]
"So" "Nice To Meet You" "Care To Justify Every Decision You've Made In Your Entire Life" "Comma Or Else?"
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"Unfortunately For You" "I Was Starting To Like Them"
[The Advertsary throws out Status One. He's back!]
"So" "Nice To Meet You" "Care To Justify Every Decision You've Made In Your Entire Life" "Comma Or Else?"
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"So" "Nice To Meet You" "Care To Justify Every Decision You've Made In Your Entire Life" "Comma Or Else?"
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"Thank You So Much For Playing My Game" "Buy The Final Version When It Releases For Sixty Gabollers" "Now Perish"
[BPG is dragged off somewhere.]
"Hey fuckers. I found a console to run the game on."
[He turns over his hand and the mouth falls on the cube. It somehow stays in smile orientation.] "My mouth."
[there's a flashy transition where it goes from BPG pointing at the mouth and a tiny BPG to regular sized BPG pointing at a comically large mouth. It is unclear how this happened or their actual sizes.]
"MY MOUTH" "WAIT HANG ON LET ME ADJUST VOLUME"
"My mouth" "But also I realized I won't be able to speak if my mouth is displaying the game so I'm just going to see if I can't get..."
[BPG runs a command to teleport a random, unique entity to him.]
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