#advertsary pnc adventures

[evil-advertsary]

[The windows wake up to your presence. It's probably the same command format as last time, but with a new HUD.]

[It doesn't feel like the Advertsary themself is here.]

[doctor-percentile]

... [Doctor Percentile just sits there quietly.]

"Hey fuckers. I found a console to run the game on."

[He turns over his hand and the mouth falls on the cube. It somehow stays in smile orientation.] "My mouth."

[there's a flashy transition where it goes from BPG pointing at the mouth and a tiny BPG to regular sized BPG pointing at a comically large mouth. It is unclear how this happened or their actual sizes.]

"MY MOUTH" "WAIT HANG ON LET ME ADJUST VOLUME"

"My mouth" "But also I realized I won't be able to speak if my mouth is displaying the game so I'm just going to see if I can't get..."

[BPG runs a command to teleport a random, unique entity to him.]

[evil-advertsary]

"Thank You So Much For Playing My Game" "Buy The Final Version When It Releases For Sixty Gabollers" "Now Perish"

[BPG is dragged off somewhere.]

"Hey fuckers. I found a console to run the game on."

[He turns over his hand and the mouth falls on the cube. It somehow stays in smile orientation.] "My mouth."

[there's a flashy transition where it goes from BPG pointing at the mouth and a tiny BPG to regular sized BPG pointing at a comically large mouth. It is unclear how this happened or their actual sizes.]

"MY MOUTH" "WAIT HANG ON LET ME ADJUST VOLUME"

"My mouth" "But also I realized I won't be able to speak if my mouth is displaying the game so I'm just going to see if I can't get..."

[BPG runs a command to teleport a random, unique entity to him.]

[battle-pass-guy]

[The fragments lock into place!]

[A cutscene starts playing.]

[the game closes. BPG regains his mouth.]

"What the FUCK have you-" "what the FUCK have we-" "What the FUCK have I done!?!?!?!??"

"Hey fuckers. I found a console to run the game on."

[He turns over his hand and the mouth falls on the cube. It somehow stays in smile orientation.] "My mouth."

[there's a flashy transition where it goes from BPG pointing at the mouth and a tiny BPG to regular sized BPG pointing at a comically large mouth. It is unclear how this happened or their actual sizes.]

"MY MOUTH" "WAIT HANG ON LET ME ADJUST VOLUME"

"My mouth" "But also I realized I won't be able to speak if my mouth is displaying the game so I'm just going to see if I can't get..."

[BPG runs a command to teleport a random, unique entity to him.]

[doctor-percentile]

what? but I... [the Doctor does a hand stand.] oh those aren't the right triangles. Swap the trianlges.

"Hey fuckers. I found a console to run the game on."

[He turns over his hand and the mouth falls on the cube. It somehow stays in smile orientation.] "My mouth."

[there's a flashy transition where it goes from BPG pointing at the mouth and a tiny BPG to regular sized BPG pointing at a comically large mouth. It is unclear how this happened or their actual sizes.]

"MY MOUTH" "WAIT HANG ON LET ME ADJUST VOLUME"

"My mouth" "But also I realized I won't be able to speak if my mouth is displaying the game so I'm just going to see if I can't get..."

[BPG runs a command to teleport a random, unique entity to him.]

[battle-pass-guy]

[The fragments fall off.]

"Hey fuckers. I found a console to run the game on."

[He turns over his hand and the mouth falls on the cube. It somehow stays in smile orientation.] "My mouth."

[there's a flashy transition where it goes from BPG pointing at the mouth and a tiny BPG to regular sized BPG pointing at a comically large mouth. It is unclear how this happened or their actual sizes.]

"MY MOUTH" "WAIT HANG ON LET ME ADJUST VOLUME"

"My mouth" "But also I realized I won't be able to speak if my mouth is displaying the game so I'm just going to see if I can't get..."

[BPG runs a command to teleport a random, unique entity to him.]

[doctor-percentile]

Oh. I don't believe you. Okay! I gonna line up the pieces with the... they're already in the right placement. Was the key being upside down supposed to make it harder. Just. Place it. Come on. From the end going inward, Trapezoid, Not Quight Triangle, Mountain, Right Triangle

"Hey fuckers. I found a console to run the game on."

[He turns over his hand and the mouth falls on the cube. It somehow stays in smile orientation.] "My mouth."

[there's a flashy transition where it goes from BPG pointing at the mouth and a tiny BPG to regular sized BPG pointing at a comically large mouth. It is unclear how this happened or their actual sizes.]

"MY MOUTH" "WAIT HANG ON LET ME ADJUST VOLUME"

"My mouth" "But also I realized I won't be able to speak if my mouth is displaying the game so I'm just going to see if I can't get..."

[BPG runs a command to teleport a random, unique entity to him.]

[battle-pass-guy]

[Nobody ever said you needed to yell for the machine to hear you.]

"Hey fuckers. I found a console to run the game on."

[He turns over his hand and the mouth falls on the cube. It somehow stays in smile orientation.] "My mouth."

[there's a flashy transition where it goes from BPG pointing at the mouth and a tiny BPG to regular sized BPG pointing at a comically large mouth. It is unclear how this happened or their actual sizes.]

"MY MOUTH" "WAIT HANG ON LET ME ADJUST VOLUME"

"My mouth" "But also I realized I won't be able to speak if my mouth is displaying the game so I'm just going to see if I can't get..."

[BPG runs a command to teleport a random, unique entity to him.]

[doctor-percentile]

Ooh! Ooh! Ooooooh! Assemble the fragments onto the Big Key.

I SAID-

"Hey fuckers. I found a console to run the game on."

[He turns over his hand and the mouth falls on the cube. It somehow stays in smile orientation.] "My mouth."

[there's a flashy transition where it goes from BPG pointing at the mouth and a tiny BPG to regular sized BPG pointing at a comically large mouth. It is unclear how this happened or their actual sizes.]

"MY MOUTH" "WAIT HANG ON LET ME ADJUST VOLUME"

"My mouth" "But also I realized I won't be able to speak if my mouth is displaying the game so I'm just going to see if I can't get..."

[BPG runs a command to teleport a random, unique entity to him.]

[battle-pass-guy]

[You found the Big Key Base!]

"Hey fuckers. I found a console to run the game on."

[He turns over his hand and the mouth falls on the cube. It somehow stays in smile orientation.] "My mouth."

[there's a flashy transition where it goes from BPG pointing at the mouth and a tiny BPG to regular sized BPG pointing at a comically large mouth. It is unclear how this happened or their actual sizes.]

"MY MOUTH" "WAIT HANG ON LET ME ADJUST VOLUME"

"My mouth" "But also I realized I won't be able to speak if my mouth is displaying the game so I'm just going to see if I can't get..."

[BPG runs a command to teleport a random, unique entity to him.]

[doctor-percentile]

GO TO UPSTAIRS BATHROOM UNLOCK GREEN CHEST.

"Hey fuckers. I found a console to run the game on."

[He turns over his hand and the mouth falls on the cube. It somehow stays in smile orientation.] "My mouth."

[there's a flashy transition where it goes from BPG pointing at the mouth and a tiny BPG to regular sized BPG pointing at a comically large mouth. It is unclear how this happened or their actual sizes.]

"MY MOUTH" "WAIT HANG ON LET ME ADJUST VOLUME"

"My mouth" "But also I realized I won't be able to speak if my mouth is displaying the game so I'm just going to see if I can't get..."

[BPG runs a command to teleport a random, unique entity to him.]

[battle-pass-guy]

[you see a dev note appear saying "Dev Note: don't let players input more than one command at a time they might finish the game fast enough to get a refund" before it vanishes again.]

"Hey fuckers. I found a console to run the game on."

[He turns over his hand and the mouth falls on the cube. It somehow stays in smile orientation.] "My mouth."

[there's a flashy transition where it goes from BPG pointing at the mouth and a tiny BPG to regular sized BPG pointing at a comically large mouth. It is unclear how this happened or their actual sizes.]

"MY MOUTH" "WAIT HANG ON LET ME ADJUST VOLUME"

"My mouth" "But also I realized I won't be able to speak if my mouth is displaying the game so I'm just going to see if I can't get..."

[BPG runs a command to teleport a random, unique entity to him.]

[doctor-percentile]

Right, so now do we need to. We need to make another Single-Use Hammer, don't we? Well. Can we just. GO TO ACCESS TERMINAL GENERATE CODE UNTIL IT WORKS GO TO BASEMENT GENERATE SINGLE-USE HAMMER.

"Hey fuckers. I found a console to run the game on."

[He turns over his hand and the mouth falls on the cube. It somehow stays in smile orientation.] "My mouth."

[there's a flashy transition where it goes from BPG pointing at the mouth and a tiny BPG to regular sized BPG pointing at a comically large mouth. It is unclear how this happened or their actual sizes.]

"MY MOUTH" "WAIT HANG ON LET ME ADJUST VOLUME"

"My mouth" "But also I realized I won't be able to speak if my mouth is displaying the game so I'm just going to see if I can't get..."

[BPG runs a command to teleport a random, unique entity to him.]

[doctor-percentile]

...alright, definitely a clue to someeeeeeeee-

those houses match the Fragments I've been collecting.

well, better write that down or something.

"Hey fuckers. I found a console to run the game on."

[He turns over his hand and the mouth falls on the cube. It somehow stays in smile orientation.] "My mouth."

[there's a flashy transition where it goes from BPG pointing at the mouth and a tiny BPG to regular sized BPG pointing at a comically large mouth. It is unclear how this happened or their actual sizes.]

"MY MOUTH" "WAIT HANG ON LET ME ADJUST VOLUME"

"My mouth" "But also I realized I won't be able to speak if my mouth is displaying the game so I'm just going to see if I can't get..."

[BPG runs a command to teleport a random, unique entity to him.]

[doctor-percentile]

okay...

INSPECT PICTURE ON BOOKSHELF.

"Hey fuckers. I found a console to run the game on."

[He turns over his hand and the mouth falls on the cube. It somehow stays in smile orientation.] "My mouth."

[there's a flashy transition where it goes from BPG pointing at the mouth and a tiny BPG to regular sized BPG pointing at a comically large mouth. It is unclear how this happened or their actual sizes.]

"MY MOUTH" "WAIT HANG ON LET ME ADJUST VOLUME"

"My mouth" "But also I realized I won't be able to speak if my mouth is displaying the game so I'm just going to see if I can't get..."

[BPG runs a command to teleport a random, unique entity to him.]

[battle-pass-guy]

[BPG drags his finger across his neck. That means no.]

"Hey fuckers. I found a console to run the game on."

[He turns over his hand and the mouth falls on the cube. It somehow stays in smile orientation.] "My mouth."

[there's a flashy transition where it goes from BPG pointing at the mouth and a tiny BPG to regular sized BPG pointing at a comically large mouth. It is unclear how this happened or their actual sizes.]

"MY MOUTH" "WAIT HANG ON LET ME ADJUST VOLUME"

"My mouth" "But also I realized I won't be able to speak if my mouth is displaying the game so I'm just going to see if I can't get..."

[BPG runs a command to teleport a random, unique entity to him.]