#ITS BEEN 51 MOTHERFUCKING DAYS

[kissnpunch]

talking about ratatoier’s dream, he’s rock bottom with his traumas and abandonment issues.

so, we officially know his participation in purgatory 2 is canonically a dream, with that, every islander he met can be related to his feelings for that person or his relation with them.

and damn, is so sad if you think about it too much, the fact he met q!etoiles and q!bagi first says a lot for me.

his brother of swords, coming to him after feeling shitty like the good old days of purgatory I, he takes the chance to ask about q!cellbit and q!baghera and is so sad the way he asks so dubious, expecting any answer either good or bad.

then he sees q!bagi, she is the perfect person to respond the question he wants to ask; their bond started because of q!cellbit and now is more between them sharing the feeling of losing someone they love so much and how life is unfair for him. she also knows about q!roier feelings and story on the island, even including him in the arc of the mystery twins because at the end he played a important rol there for his husband and trusting q!bagi.

he’s expecting her to tell him about q!cellbit and q!baghera because he trust her to tell the truth as someone who cares about his husband like he does. her answer “they’re alive but i don’t know where they are, they killed me before running away.”

how is possible to be alive but not there with him, thats the moment he realizes this is all part of a dream and his mind takes chance, of course.

q!elquackity appeared, teasing him and playing like kids, once again, nostalgic about the time he speeded with him on the quesadilla island. juanito cameo is such a funny way to replace a face he can’t longer remember but still having the same essence of his friend.

once again, in my perspective, he didn’t want to create a image of his soulmate because the realization of being fake is more dangerous for him than risk that hope on him being alive, after knowing is a dream is easier to take advance and remember someone who he miss but is more probably death.

but even in his dreams he ends alone, helpless.

[blindrapture]

FRIDAY MAY 27TH, 2011 (In Blackpool)

12:07 AM We found a little cottage by the roadside. We’re hiding.

12:10 AM The man ran past the house, and we haven’t seen him since. His face. His face was an endless sea of eyes. I looked into his face, I looked down an impossibly long ocean. Eyes were every wave. If Donnie wasn’t there to get me out of there, I don’t know what would have happened. She said I was screaming. I don’t remember screaming.

12:12 AM Donnie wants to get some sleep now. She says it doesn’t seem safe to walk at night. I’m not sure if I want to sleep. I’m not sure if I’ll getany.

5:39 AM Okay, fine, I slept MISTRESS WRITING WRITING YES MA’AM. Um.. I dreamt of attending a Dream Theater concert, except all the band members had strings attached. All the crowd members were standing, staring, brain-dead. None of them had strings. They looked to be learning. Mistress is here now. She’s sitting on me like usual. She says it gets me to talk more. She says it gets me happier. She’s right. Mistress has always been right. "I'm glad you obeyed. I didn't want to punish you. You have potential. You might give me some leverage, I can use you to convince the doubters that it is, in fact, in their best interests to just do what I say. Maybe I can even use you to beat all the stubborn ones into a bloody pulp." Uh. o_o;; Can you answer something, Mistress? ..she stretched her legs onto the side of my head. "Proceed." Can I ask you about the rabbit holes? Do you know... what the rabbit holes are? Why people don't want us going down them? Like, why they really don't. "Mm.. they're the cause of all of this. The red sky, the monsters, everyone losing their minds. People don't want to go down them because they are scary. Not all of them. But they take you to some scary places. And…" And? "They're growing." o: "Okay, enough talking, and enough writing! It's time for your reward."

7:12 AM Mistress is gone. …maybe she really isn’t anything to fear. So why do I still feel wrong?

7:13 AM Donnie’s up now. She told me to get ready; we’re resuming our long trek in a few minutes.

7:18 AM On the road again! Yay! We’ll spend all day walking this time; Mistress didn’t give me any orders.

7:27 AM It’s a nice sunny day today. :D Donnie looks well-rested for once, except for the bags under her eyes.

7:48 AM We’re nearing Stafford, I think. At least, I saw it on a sign. I don’t know Stafford, but I remember seeing it on Google Maps. So that’s something.

8:03 AM spidercat Spidercat, further down the road. Oh my god spidercat. God it’s so freaky oh my god look at those legs. Donnie’s got way better legs than that. Hell, even Mistresshas better legs than that, and she’s made of wood. I think. Those legs are a disgraceto legs everywhere, Mister Spidercat. I’m going to kill you just because your legs suck.

8:05 AM There, I killed it. Just because its legs sucked.

8:38 AM Is that what I think it is is that what I think it is is that what I fucking think it is CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR IT’S A PERFECTLY FINE CAR TURN IT ON TURN IT ON

8:40 AM IT ACTUALLY WORKS. Donnie says she doesn’t know how to drive. Neither do I, but that didn’t stop me. And hell, it isn’t stopping me now! …I shouldn’t write while driving, fuck.

9:01 AM FUCK IT I’M WRITING THIS IS AWESOME OH MY GOD WE’RE MAKING AMAZING PROGRESS

9:24 AM I JUST RAN OVER A ZOMBIE AND IT WAS AWESOME.

9:47 AM OH MY GOD THAT’S A BIG ONE SHITSHITSHITSHIT BRAAAAKES BRAAKES C’MON HIT THE BRAKES

9:50 AM We’re driving. Slowly. Donnie’s got it as I can’t seem to drive slowly. Oh god. The Big One is so near. It’s just to the left. It seems to not have noticed us, though.

9:51 AM Motherfucking suspense.

9:53 AM OH GOD ITS HAND…was.. right there.

9:54 AM We made it. We passed the Big One. Fuck yes.

9:55 AM We’re gonna switch places again now so I can go fast and get us there fast. ‘Cause I’m cool like that. FUCK HONKED THE HORN OH GOD THE BIG ONE Good thing I’m driving, then. >W>

9:58 AM OH MY GOD IT’S STILL CHASING US THAT FUCKER’S PRETTY PERSISTENT

10:01 AM GONE. THE BIG ONE. IS GONE. .fsi0csfjf….Donnie just kissed me oh my god journal Donnie just kissed me. Not on the cheek. On the lips, motherfucker. ….god yes

10:13 AM That road sign. It said “Blackpool.” We’re nearly there. Good fucking god, we’re nearly there.

10:17 AM I recognize some of this shit. I used to go to Blackpool on holiday a lot as a kid. I know this place. Fuck, I love Blackpool.

10:24 AM We’re coming up to a hill. At the top of this hill, we should be able to see all of Blackpool.

10:25 AM That’s a lot of zombies. Taking this bit slowly. Our priority is to find the troper house, and nothing more. Though “Don’t die” sounds pretty important, too. Just saw that written on a wall.

10:35 AM Looking for a certain address is always the most boring bit, isn’t it?

10:42 AM Look at all those zombies. They’re absolutely everywhere. They don’t seem to have noticed our car, or at least.. don’t seem to care. Like so many of the zombies we've seen. The most one will ever do is follow us with its head, maybe stagger towards us and shove us away, but that's been it so far.

11:00 AM …this is the neighbourhood, alright.

11:03 AM This is the house. Is this the house? I’d honk my horn, but that doesn’t sound like a good idea in this context. Wait. Someone’s at the front window. It’s a man; he’s waving at us. This is the place.

11:04 AM I just realized, we're going through a street packed with zombies. Donnie’s going first.

11:07 AM motherfucker she made it, my turn

11:09 AM Niiiice zombies. Don’t.. don’t worry about me. Just walk.

11:10 AM KEEP THE DOOR OPEN YOU BASTARDS

11:11 AM Oh my god I made it. The door’s slammed shut.

12:30 PM Donnivan and I have settled down; the tropers have a spare room for us both to sleep in. …one bed. >W> Though we can only have the room as long as I don’t write their names in my journal. So they’re “troper male 1 and 2.” Oh well, I’ve never slept with a girl before. :D I want it to be nighttime already!

3:18 PM I asked about the zombies outside. Troper 1 said they don’t try to bother us. They don’t know where the zombies came from, though, nor why they came here. I mentioned how London was completely deserted, except for the zombies staring at us from in the stores on Trafalgar Square. He said he didn’t know why that was. I was kinda expecting more answers from tropers. I mean, tropers are known for being precise and knowing, a tight community. Then again, I’m a troper. If I didn’t know it, I guess there's no reason they would have, either. Guess this is still a mystery to everyone.

5:54 PM I haven’t been to Blackpool in forever. I might take a walk soon.

6:02 PM Oh my god, dinner, the tropers are serving dinner. Shepherd’s pie and Yorkshire pudding. Oh god, yes please.

6:37 PM Going for a walk now. Troper 2 reminded me to bring my guitar. Pfft, I’ve come all the way here from the south of England, and they don’t think I know well enough to always keep Tiger Stripes close? ..where did I put it, actually THERE let's just go.

6:50 PM Coming up to the central pier.

7:29 PM Hiding. Restaurant bathroom. Made sure it was the mens’ bathroom this time. It.. it was huge. It was coming out of the ocean. It looked like a giant tentacle. I think it might have been Cthulhu. Did Cthulhu have tentacles? God, I’ve never read Lovecraft; I have no idea. I just know of Metallica’s Lovecraftian songs.

7:31 PM I’m scared to open this stall oh my god, I keep expecting someone to trip me over.

7:32 PM Nobody tripped me, nobody’s here. But I can hear something out there, probably the Cthulhu thing. I’m gonna peek.

7:35 PM The water’s empty, as far as I can see. The zombies are all gathering to the beach. I’m gonna run back to the troperhouse when I get a good opening.

7:41 PM RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN NOW NOW NOW

7:59 PM Made it oh my god.

8:06 PM I have no idea what the fuck all that was about. So now the seas aren’t safe either. How the hell are these tropers still alive? Do the zombies really just not care? Fuck, I’m tired. It’s been a long day. It’s been a long week.

9:40 PM We spoke. About stuff. In the living room. I should have expected this, but they asked a lot of questions about me and what used to be my home life. I guess this week’s taken my mind off of those old worries. I brought up the tentacle I saw. Troper 2 told me about it. He said, whatever it is, it’s definitely not Cthulhu. “We don’t know what it does, but we think it’s controlling the zombies around here.” Wonderful. So stay out of the water. I’m kicking back in the guest room with Donnie. I put Muse’s Origin of Symmetry on; I was in the mood for some “Citizen Erased.” Donnie seems to not hate them. I love that girl.

10:14 PM The zombies are all standing outside our house. They’re staring inside. Tiger Stripes, give me strength.

11:00 PM All the zombies have gone. FuckerMother

11:11 PM I WISH I HAD A GIRLFRIEND I WISH I HAD A GIRLFRIEND I WISH I HAD A GIRLFRIEND ..ahem

11:36 PM Hitting the hay. …oh god I get the side by the wall. .w.

(Attached: "Blackpool, named for fuck knows what anymore now that most forms of record have been eradicated-- why do you think we're all writing here? we're mere void voices anymore-- the first of-- uh. The second of many-- uh. The third of many eldritch towns Jordan shall pass through, the first two of course being Hell and London, respectively. While he writes very sparse descriptions of his locations, certainly this early on, at least he writes the names down. That's more than I can say for a lot of older historical documents. But that kid still could have written more descriptions. What do we actually know about Blackpool, besides what ends up happening there? It's a town by the sea? It has a tower and a restaurant in it? There's also a marketplace? Okay, great. Let's go take a vacation, I'm sold. ..then again, I'd rather go there than stay here every day.")

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Block that motherfucker

================= Panel 1: It's a long string of text messages that finish in "You've successfully blocked this phone. They cannot contact you anymore"

Panel 2: D explains "If this had happened a year ago, I'd probably have retreated to my room and endured this all in silence. I didn't want people to pity me... but at the same time I want this to be known: I don't want this shit to be hidden in the darkness anymore. The guy texting me is my dad. Why did he come here? I have no idea, but I'm almost sure he got invited here in the same way you all were. It doesn't matter, the thing is, since he didn't get the password that gives him access to all the V.I.P areas, he likely is having to pay for everything.

Panel 3: D continues "...Serves him right. Not only he left my mom and me because he couldn't admit to his wife that he had cheated on her, but he actively tried to prevent us from getting any financial help. The time I tried to go to his house to beg for his help he had me removed from it by a policeman and what I guess was a maid. Anyways, I've actively refused to engage. I have no idea how he got my number, but I've been just reading his texts. Not gonna lie, it hurts and I want to reply to him so much, but I've been actively trying not to do so. I saw him during the concert, he was with my half sister.

Panel 4: Khi says "Wait, what do you mean with 'he cheated on her'? What does 'financial help' means? I'm sorry, I'm just trying to understand". Sher says "Dad... I need to explain to you all a bit how the society on Earth works and why this is a huge issue".

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Transcription of the phone conversation.

26:39 Do you want to humiliate me so much? 26:40 I didn't expect you to grow up so resentful. But I should've expected it. I suck 26:42 I'm a horrible person. I'm a shit father. There i said it 26:43 Please forgive me for all I did, whatever it was. I'm sorry for making you sad, but gimme one more chance 26:44 Please I am begging you 26:46 Come on dont leave me in the air 26:48 I'm literally opening my heart to you and you ignore me, and you do this 26:51 I know its my fault but you should have a bit of consideration towards my feelings too 26:53 You weren't the only one hurt, you know? 26:54 Your mom hurt me too. You hurt me too. That's why I left. I had no other option. 26:57 Come on talk to me 27:03 Daniel, I'm asking you. No, I'm begging you! Talk to me! Say something! 27:06 Daniel talk to me, I'm your dad 27:08 Even if you don't like it, I'm your dad and you owe me some respect 27:12 I know your "friends" will say respect is earned, not owed, but they are WRONG. You have no idea how things were done in my times 27:15 These ideas are the reason why kids these days go all "I'm more important than anybody else" 27:18 Daniel stop ignoring me, I know you're somewhere in this space station and i *will* force you to talk to me! 27:22 Daniel, answer me or else 27:25 Daniel! 27:30 Daniel! 27:35 If you don't answer me now I'll kill myself and it will be YOUR fault! You'll be a murderer! 27:44 You're dead to me Daniel 27:53 I regret so much having met your mother 27:57 I didn't mean to say that, I was just angry. Forgive me Daniel. It won't happen again.

You've successfully blocked this phone. They cannot contact you anymore.

[biggestsimp12]

🔞Smut prompts🔞

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1. "There's only one rule. You can't use your hands."

2. "Look deep into my eyes, sweetheart."

3. "I want you to leave marks."

4. "I want to watch you fall apart."

5. "I dreamed of you all night."

6. "Face down on the bed. Now."

7. "Don't apologize about your morning wood."

8. "Fuck me like you mean it"

9. "Spank me."

10. "Take me now."

11. "Tell me how you like it."

12. "I just want to please you."

13. "Tell me I'm a good boy/girl/lover."

14. "I know for a fact that you can be a hell of a lot louder than that."

15. "We've been at it like rabbits, how are you still horny?!"

16. "It was so worth the injury though!"

17. "Saddle up doll."

18. "Did you just look me up and down and then bite your lip? 'Cause if you did we're having sex. Right now."

19. "Your ass is going to be seven different shades of red after that little stunt."

20. "God damnit, now all I can think about right now is you licking my cock like its that ice cream cone."

21. "If I have to pull over, you won't be able to walk for the next week."

22. "Don't make me take you home and punish you."

23. "I've never wanted anyone to fuck me this badly."

24. "You're not going out in that outfit."

25. "Don't give me that look."

26. "You're more than just a one night stand."

27. "Would you just shut up and kiss me already?"

28. "You want me to give you your book/phone/item back? Make me."

29. "Like what you see?"

30. "Try to stay quiet, understand?"

31. "We're in public, you know."

32. "I didn't know you were so sensitive."

33. "Don't be so rough. there can't be any marks."

34. "I really don't care. You still look hot and I'm trying not to kiss/fuck you senseless right now."

35. "Are you sure? Once we start, I might not be able to stop."

36. "No, I'm supposed to be making you feel good."

37. "Make me."

38. "Stop teasing me so much."

39. "You're in trouble now.'

40. "Take off your clothes."

41. "I'm waiting."

42. "First one to make a noise loses."

43. "Me."

44. "We can't do that here!"

45. "Behave."

46. "What did you just say?"

47. "You little slut."

48. "Your screams are melody to my ears"

49. "Call me master."

50."Trying to test me?"

51."You want to have sex in the elevator? Challenge accepted!"

52. "Why did you wear underwear, when you know I'm going to tear it off anyway?"

53. "Isn't the thrill of getting caught half of the fun?"

54. "Since I've been good, it's time you let me have a taste of you."

55. "You want to put what, where?!"

56. "Your ass or your breasts... the choice is up to you."

57. "Show me how you play with yourself."

58. "Using your teeth, is the only way I'm granting you access tonight."

59. "I don't 'make love', I fuck."

60. "I'd fuck you all night long."

61. "You look like a fucking dog in heat."

62. "You look so fucking hot right now."

63. "Fuck-faster~"

64. "FUCK, I'm gonna come!"

65. "I'll fuck you right here, right now."

66. "Babe, fuck-not here."

67. "You're one cocky motherfucker. Let's go back to my place."

68. "I want to bend you over and fuck you until you can't walk."

69. "I want you to fuck me until I can't walk."

70. "F-fuck-please--"

71. "I'd let you fuck me any day."

72. "You better use a fucking condom."

73. "Tell me what you want me to fucking do to you."

74 "Come here."

75. "Watch me."

77. "I don't want to hear your excuses anymore."

78. "If you can't sleep...then how about we have sex?"

79. "Put that thing away!"

80. "Don't kink shame me."

81. "If you interrupt me one more time, so help me god.

82. "I'm going to put on some clothes before you say anything else."

83. "Tell me what you want." 84. "Beat me."

85. "If you insist."

86. "Could he make you feel as good as I do?"

87. "You're n-not um, w-wearing anything under that. are you..?"

88. "Are you trying to turn me on or are you really just that oblivious?"

89. "You taste like fucking candy."

90. "The only way you're getting off is on my thigh."

91. "You make a sound and its game over."

92. "Just let me finish this/this level and I swear ill go

down on you until you cum at least three times."

93. "If I have to stop what I'm doing, you won't be able to walk for the next week."

94. "I could just pull your bikini bottoms to the side. no one will notice."

95. "I haven't even touched you and you're already this wet.

96. ​​"Were you just masturbating?"

97. "U-uh.no, i was just.."

98. "Want some help?"

99. "Ngh.. Fuck it"

100. "Look how pretty you look all fucked up"

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Feel free to use!

[taggedmemes]

SENTENCE MEME ⟶ Q-FORCE / 1.3  always feel free to tweak the sentence to fit your muse.

'i was so excited last night i only got nine hours of sleep.’

‘these two trunks are just shoes.’

‘do you think we’ll be tap dancing and line dancing.’

‘can we drive past area 51? there’s an alien there i really owe an apology to.’

‘ah, shut up. it’s so early.’

‘the fuck is that?’

‘okay, so it’s not pretty, but it’s a jet and it’s ours.’

‘former home of the world’s biggest ball of yarn, current home to crime.’

‘call me miss congeniality, honey, ‘cause i’m a femme top with a gun.’

‘i could top a mission like this in my sleep.’

‘you’ll handle what i tell you to handle.’

‘he’s only been in our squad for three days and already his pubic hairs are all over the microwave.’

‘i’m the man for this job and everyone knows it.’

‘i never cry. i just have a heart attack every two years.’

‘creamers don’t expire, right?’

‘that’s tree cum. it’s tree cum you’re smelling.’

‘you’re kidding, right? that’s the stupidest plan i’ve ever heard.’

‘let’s go undercover as a news team.’

‘it’s in my top five favourite movies about hexavalent chromium.’

‘have you ever tried putting on a play? the little ones are the hardest.’

‘maybe if you stop kicking the horse in its kidneys, it’ll be able to concentrate on walking.’

‘what is this, horse class?’

‘i got an A+ in horse class, seem to recall you rupturing your taint at the dressage final.’

‘i’m doing an investigation as is typical for reporters like me.’

‘the street signs keep getting blurrier.’

‘the pharmacy changed my medicine. it’s salty now.’

‘in-n-out’s a fucking joke.’

‘that’s also probably obama’s fault. yeah.’

‘i have france’s nuclear codes tattooed on my neck.’

‘okay, now i know you’re crazy. ___ ain’t right about shit.’

‘hard to be in a city with this much green chilli without you, but it’s going okay.’

‘he doesn’t have faith in my or my team at all. i’m all in my head.’

‘this motherfucker’s a real doubtin’ dorothy.’

‘i said to myself, “that’s the most competent woman you’ll ever meet”.’

‘keep working hard. he’ll see your value just like i did.’

‘two men’s names, and we’re both big-time straight.’

‘whole town lost their jobs. damn shame.’

‘well, that’s clearly the bad guy.’

‘just because he’s the only person here doesn’t mean he’s the bad guy.’

‘i wouldn’t shoot him. i would pump him for info.’

‘well, sorry, honey. murder’s on the menu and daddy’s hungry.’

‘i call in to radio giveaways full time and collect piles of newspaper.’

‘my guy says if i was a laid-off miner living in a town like this with nothing else to do, i’d be at the bowling alley 24-motherfucking-7.’

‘thank you, lesbian spidey-sense.’

‘keep quiet. i don’t want him to hear the musical theater in your voice.’

‘i don’t need much, just a hole to mine, a brew to drink, and a game to watch.’

‘okay, here’s the new plan. i’ll have to seduce him.’

‘no, moron. i should seduce him. i have gay sex with gay men often.’

‘been  in the field for ten years and i’ve never made the smart move.’

‘that is verbatim what i was thinking.’

‘you sure ask one long question.’

‘jeez. i feel so hot in all these clothes. i just want to cool off.’

‘hey! come on in! the water’s... thick?’

‘step one, burn the body. i’ll activate vengeance protocol.’

‘he was trying to make a gay man horny and dove into a radioactive reservoir.’

‘you can’t pander to the gays. they can smell it.’

‘well, the world finally makes sense. i’m in charge and you’re in a cage.’

‘the fate of the world is in strong and supple hands.’

‘let me offer you some sex advice. what you’re gonna wanna do is...’

‘i don’t want advice from you. your methods almost got you killed.’

‘good luck not dying. i got it from here!’

‘sorry about your friend. but i’m also glad. he talks too much.’

‘you ever wonder how deep the shaft goes?’

‘sex and work don’t mix.’

‘ain’t you a lawyer? i hate lawyers?’

‘we heard about your, uh... bowling army.’

‘we’re looking for a little something we call revenge.’

‘she showed us everything except for the yurt.’

‘small town, small gene pool. it’s bound to happen.’

‘we have him in our sights. are we authorised to take the shot?’

‘oops. hold on, death squad nine.’

‘i have to seduce an enemy agent, but my signature blend of affected confidence and body of a god isn’t sealing the deal.’

‘he’s a great spy and even better at spy sex. i should know.’

‘wait, spy sex was a class? why did i take, like, french?’

‘absolutely hate her. her whole vibe makes me sick.’

‘well, look who came crawling back.’

‘jesus, can you cover your penis, please?’

‘i’ve never seen anyone half-circumcised before.’

‘i can’t fail again. give me your dumbass advice now.’

‘you can’t plan these things. you need to be in the moment, finding your sex opportunity, and then fuck it til dunzo.’

‘wait, why would i need spaghetti?’

‘oh. so earlier when you said you wanted to blow it all up and start over, you weren’t being metaphorical.’

‘you were first in your class, now be first in his ass.’

‘this homo’s a romantic.’

‘there might be one head of livestock that needs to get let out of its pen.’

‘which... oh, the livestock in your pants. you mean your dick. copy that.’

‘i’m super good at sex even when it’s for work.’

‘it’s not like he’d save us.’

‘okay, let’s show everyone the other thing my big, strong ass is for.’

‘i’m sorry i lied to you. but the time we shared was beautiful.’

‘this near-death experience put some things into focus for me.’

‘it wasn’t clean, but you got the job done.’

‘oh my god, i’d love to, but wouldn’t i get in trouble?’

‘i haven’t been away from ____ for more than nine hours since we met.’

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Pairings: None

Word Count: 1,958 Words

Summary: Midoriya’s store run, Todoroki kills everyone with laughter, and girl day has been moved to Bakugou’s room, and Shigaraki and Dabi have a talk.

Warnings: Food Mention, Death Mention, Caps, Child Abuse Mention, Cursing, Period Mention, Menstruation Mention, Murder Mention, Grooming Mention, Burn Mention, let me know if I should tag anything else.

Notes: Shigaraki's alias in the group chat is Ren, Dabi's alias is Haruhi, and Hime is Toga's alias.

Usernames: Area 51   Aoyama: bonjour je suis Dora, Ashido: aggressive chicken dance, Asui: wut, Iida: Human Porche, Uraraka: Fuck Gravity, Ojiro: ceouolo, Kaminari: pikachoo, Kirishima: ordained, Koda: the muffin man?, Sato: dammit kevin, Shoji: pIaNoMaN, Jirou: neko neko kneecaps, Sero: wine and cheerios, Tokoyami: brb drowning, Todoroki: daddy issues, Hagakure: oreosandpussy, Bakugo: mother i crave violence, Midoriya: mistakes were made Mineta: Mineta, Shinsou: its a mental breakdown, Yaoyorozu: single braincell

Usernames: Emo Sanctuary  Jirou: tell tale heart, Tokoyami: eldritch peep, Todoroki: i love you 3000, Bakugou: knife tag, Midoriya: bitchasaurus, Shinsou: unhappy meal, Kuroiro: meth and deadamine, Shigaraki: depresso extra shot, Dabi: *sad kazoo*

Into The Group Chat We Go: Chapter 2

10:00 AM

Area 51

Midoriya: I'm heading to the store and then to my apartment for the weekend, so if anyone needs anything while I'm out, tell me now.

mother i crave violence: Pickled daikon, seaweed chips, pea sprouts, spinach, enoki, and sausages.

Midoriya: Ew.

Midoriya: Fine.

mother i crave violence: Breathe one word of what you know and you're dead meat, Deku.

Midoriya: Not very nice to say to someone buying you food, now, is it?

mother i crave violence: Sorry, Deku.

Midoriya: Now send me the whole list. I know you don't buy six things and call it a day.

mother i crave violence: Also chapaghetti, eggs, and probably tofu.

mother i crave violence: And coffee pudding.

Midoriya: And?

mother i crave violence: Aloe yoghurt and ham.

Midoriya: Got it.

mother i crave violence: I hate you.

Midoriya: Yeah, yeah. I'll say hi to Hotaru and Hikaru for you on my way home.

Hagakure: Who's that?

Midoriya: NOTHING.

Midoriya has deleted one message

Midoriya: See? nothing.

Hagakure: Suspicious.

mother i crave violence: I'm not even going to deal with this. I'm too busy crying.

Midoriya: Overdramatic much?

mother i crave violence: I'm not, I'm dying. I deserve to cry if I'm dying.

Midoriya: Drama queen.

mother i crave violence: Stop arguing, I'm hungry.

Midoriya: Fine, fine.

Iida: What are you two on about now?

Midoriya: Kacchan needs some groceries that I offered to grab for him on my way out.

Todoroki: I'll go with you. I have to grab a few things for my dinner. I'll bring everything back to the dorms so you can head straight home.

Midoriya: Cool. @its a mental breakdown, do you need anything? I know you said something about needing to grab groceries to other day. I won't have you surviving off rice.

its a mental breakdown: My guy, it's 10:10 in the morning. Why are you waking me up so early on the weekend?

Midoriya: Groceries. Fork over the list, my guy.

its a mental breakdown: grocery.link

Midoriya: Looks good. Anyone else need food?

aggressive chicken dance: I forgot to pick up rice yesterday. I can't make my green curry without rice.

its a mental breakdown: I have a big container of rice you can steal from, Mina. Remember, the rice container that's as tall as a toddler?

aggressive chicken dance: Hells yeah. I'll hit you up at like 6pm. Raincheck on the rice, Midoriya.

Midoriya: 👍

Hagakure: Why do you have so much rice, Shinsou?

its a mental breakdown: it used to be the only thing I was allowed to eat at the orphanage because they could get a 4 pound bag and feed me for two weeks. I got used to eating rice a lot and I usually will just add things to rice.

Hagakure: Shinsou, that's like half a cup of rice a day.

its a mental breakdown: I never said they fed me correctly. thus why I had a job to make money for extra food. the nuns hated that, though, so I had to hide it or make it at a friend's house. thanks for those days, Bakugo.

mother i crave violence: No problem, Toshi.

10:25 PM

Area 51

Uraraka: We're missing shit.

Uraraka has changed their name to Fuck Gravity

Fuck Gravity has changed Asui to wut

Fuck Gravity has changed Iida to Human Porche

Fuck Gravity has changed Midoriya to mistakes were made

Fuck Gravity has changed Todoroki to daddy issues

Fuck Gravity has changed Aoyama to bonjour je suis Dora

Fuck Gravity: Much better.

Tokoyami: DADDY ISSUES OH MY GOD

daddy issues: I wasn't aware we were having a therapy session. I can talk about my daddy issues if you want.

Tokoyami: No, Shoto.

daddy issues: I mean, it's not a secret that I have daddy issues. Just look at him. Of course I have issues, he made me.

Hagakure: Hold on, I'm wheezing.

daddy issues: Like I do when I look at his face knowing there's a possibility of me growing into its image.

daddy issues: No wonder Touya was constantly depressed to look so similar to him. I'd be depressed too.

Ojiro: Send help, I can't breathe.

daddy issues: It's no wonder Natsuo is so proud to look like our mother but as a guy. And Fuyumi is basically mom's twin but with a different quirk and some red in her hair.

daddy issues: Lucky motherfuckers.

bonjour je suis Dora: Mon dieu, Shoto, stop, everyone's dying.

daddy issues: ...

Fuck Gravity: Don't!

daddy issues: Like I wish my father would.

daddy issues has set "that's a lot of damage" audio to play

Fuck Gravity: Shoto, please, we're suffering.

daddy issues: Okay, okay. I'll stop tormenting you all like I wish I could my father.

aggressive chicken dance: Savage.

11:00 AM

Area 51

daddy issues: I'm coming home with the groceries. I put our stuff in separate bags. Shinsou, you'll have to come to 1-A dorms because I don't know where your room is.

mother i crave violence: just give mine to Toshi for now. I can't move yet.

Hagakure: Alright, I've been wondering why it is you said you were crying for like an hour now. Why are you crying, Bakugou?

mother i crave violence: I'm having my period. It's bad, I can't move.

Hagakure: I have midol!

aggressive chicken dance: time to spoil Baku.

wut: I'll bring heating pads.

Fuck Gravity: I'll grab his food. Do you want any of it made before I go up?

mother i crave violence: I was just gonna destroy the chips, coffee pudding, and yoghurt.

Fuck Gravity: I'm making you eat. It'll be good for you.

daddy issues: I bought a bunch of extra ready made bentos because they were on sale for you girls' Girl Day. Take him two or three up and make sure he eats.

Yaoyorozu: We're moving Girl Day to Bakugou's room, if that's alright with everyone.

mother i crave violence: Why do I feel appreciated? Make it stop.

Yaoyorozu: Because we appreciate you, Bakugou.

mother i crave violence: I don't like this.

Yaoyorozu: So you don't want us in your room?

mother i crave violence: I guess it's fine.

Hagakure: Alright, Girl Day in Bakugou's room!

neko neko kneecaps: Alright, Todoroki, bring the stuff up to Baku's room.

daddy issues: I know, I'm on the way. I was waiting for Hitoshi.

its a mental breakdown: thank you, Sho.

daddy issues: You'll have to show me to your dorm one of these days.

its a mental breakdown: oh. it's floor five room four on the boys side in the 1-C dorms.

daddy issues: You say this like I won't now make a bridge to walk from my room to yours.

its a mental breakdown: I know this and I love you.

daddy issues: Good, someone has to.

its a mental breakdown: No airing therapy sessions in the group chat, Sho.

daddy issues: Damn.

daddy issues: Anyway. I'm thinking of playing musical rooms with Aizawa and freezing the empty girls rooms on floor two. Any oppositions?

Tokoyami: My only opposition is not today. I'm working on a time sensitive commission and I don't want to see a month of work go down the drain if the ice creeps over.

daddy issues: Tokoyami, the real MVP, running his business as a profit hobby so UA can't stop him.

Fuck Gravity: What a king.

Tokoyami: Thank you both.

Tokoyami: I'm going back to Hime's fourth dress.

Tokoyami is now offline

Hagakure: Alright.

Hagakure has changed their name to oreosandpussy

oreosandpussy has changed Ojiro's name to ceouolo

oreosandpussy has changed Koda's name to the muffin man?

oreosandpussy has changed Shoji's name to pIaNoMaN

oreosandpussy has changed Tokoyami's name to brb drowning

oreosandpussy has changed Yaoyorozu's name to single braincell

ceouolo: I'm not shocked, just disappointed.

oreosandpussy: That's normal, Mashi.

1:45 PM

Emos Sanctuary

depresso extra shot: Has anyone heard from Haruhi? I haven't been able to find him for like a solid five days and he last messaged someone in here from what I can tell.

*sad kazoo* is now online

*sad kazoo*: Sorry, man, I've been doing some shit for a few days so I can find a way to adopt Toshi.

depresso extra shot: Nobody's heard from you for days!

*sad kazoo*: Well, yeah, I mean, I bought a house, I'm working, I got stuff to do.

depresso extra shot: How the fuck?

*sad kazoo*: I had Hime help me.

1:50 PM

private chat with depresso extra shot and *sad kazoo*

depresso extra shot: How the fuck did Himiko help you?

*sad kazoo*: Himiko hooked me up with one of her friends who can change appearances. The girl made me look how I would if the accident never happened.

depresso extra shot: So you're never coming back to the League.

*sad kazoo*: No. I'm not, I can't. I have a son, man. I need to be there for him.

depresso extra shot: I'll still be your friend, right?

*sad kazoo*: Of course. And you can always have Himi's friend make you look different too. You can get away from this life too, Tomura.

depresso extra shot: I can't just disappear, Dabi.

*sad kazoo*: Why not? I've already found a way to disappear without questions. I could take you into it.

depresso extra shot: Tell me why I should? I have All For One's legacy to uphold!

*sad kazoo*: Who are you even carrying his legacy anyway? Because he saved you? You don't have to risk your life for his legacy because he saved you once. Following his legacy will kill you. I should know, I was held to a legacy too and look where it got me. I'm a murderer, a wanted criminal. This path isn't one you'll survive. He groomed a child and forced his own destiny onto you.

depresso extra shot: I'll think about it.

*sad kazoo*: You could really be Izuku's brother then.

depresso extra shot: You say that like I don't have a quirk that would kill this family like I did my last one. How am I supposed to explain to Izuku that I killed our father? My mother and sister?

*sad kazoo*: Himiko knows someone who can change your quirk. I was going to see him right before I stage my disappearing act. He was going to make my fire red again and give me some ice control so I won't turn into a burnt chicken nugget again.

depresso extra shot: So he could make my quirk something else?

*sad kazoo*: He can make your quirk into whatever you want.

depresso extra shot: I've always wanted to have a healing quirk like my sister did.

*sad kazoo*: And he can do that.

depresso extra shot: I think I'd like that.

*sad kazoo*: So you wanna make the League a family instead? We can all move into my house. We can be normal. We can have lives.

depresso extra shot: I could probably talk everyone into it.

*sad kazoo* So it's a plan then.

depresso extra shot: We'd have to tell the others.

*sad kazoo*: Himi's already onboard. So are Magne and Twice. I haven't raised the question to Compress or Spinner yet.

depresso extra shot: So we just need to talk to Atsuhiro and Iguchi.

*sad kazoo*: Yeah.

depresso extra shot: Iguchi is a lost cause. He's a devout Stain follower. He won't ever agree to it. Compress we might be able to convince. He's said how his great-grandfather is a famous criminal. He might have it though his thick skull that he needs to bring honor to his family name by reforming the hero society.

*sad kazoo*: So we've decided to kill off the League.

depresso extra shot: For our second chance at life.

Taglist: @lgbtforeverything @rin-tanaka @everythingisstardust @paint-in-flames @hakodas-tits

[minniewoos]

A Little Pick-Me-Up ➣ Hwang Hyunjin

Genre: highschool au, slice of life, fluff

Pairing: hyunjin x reader

Word Count: 1,961

Summary: Hyunjin gets a little worried after he heard you fainted at school.

From Jinnie [11:36]: hey, why aren't u in class?

From Jinnie [11:37]: Y/N

From Jinnie [11:37]: y/n

From Jinnie [11:37]: y/f/n answer me

From Jinnie [11:38]: ….

From Jinnie [11:38]: .......................

From Jinnie [11:41]: AHHHHH

From Jinnie [11:42] WHY R U IN THE NURSES OFFICE

From Jinnie [11:42]: Lix just told me T.T

From Jinnie [11:42]: I'm seeing ur ass after class

To Jinnie [11:46]: I just passed out you loser

To Jinnie [11:46]: stop spamming

From Jinnie [11:48]: :(

To Jinnie [11:48]: no need to worry so calm down :(

The nurse's office was quiet other than the sound of the nurse printing papers in the room next door. You set your phone down once you figured Hyunjin wasn't going to reply back and decided to just rest for a while. You sighed as you rubbed your head, a headache was coming on, and you hoped it didn't become a migraine. School nurses mostly didn't do much, but at least they let you lay down on the beds in the other room. They were uncomfortable and leathery, but they did the job.  

Bright white light shone through the window in the room, and really just annoyed you. So you reached over to shut the blinds, rattling against each other as they fell over the window. You scanned the room, grateful that your school had a separate room for a place to rest. Otherwise, you probably would've gone insane from sitting in a room with your school nurse for longer than five minutes. Not that she was unkind, but just a little weird. Her large eyes gave her the appearance of a frightening bug, and the woman had a tendency to stare. You shivered.

Laying down once more, you closed your eyes to get some peace in the quaint room. And at some point, despite the hard lumpy bed, you drifted off to sleep.

That is until your door was creaked open and your good old buddy old pal Hyunjin came in. And he was a loud motherfucker.

"Tell me what happened! Are you okay?? Oh--shit you're sleeping…" His loud voice dwindled when he noticed you sleeping. He needlessly covered his mouth with his hand before stepping inside and quietly shutting the door behind him. He did so with a little more pomp and circumstance than required.

"Well, I was sleeping until somebody came in." You acted annoyed and sat up, rolling your eyes at him with an impish smile.

Hyunjins shoulders raised and he smiled apologetically before he sat on the bed across from yours, elbows resting on his knees. You crossed your legs and faced him, then a look of confusion crossed your face.

"Wait. How'd you get in here? The nurses don't let-"

"She was sleeping." He winked and chuckled, leaning forward comfortably.

"Good, her eyes freak me out." You scoffed.

A weird look crossed Hyunjins face, and he cringed, "Ah, actually...she sleeps with her eyes open…"

"You're kidding!" Your jaw dropped, and the creepy image passed through your head. A shudder ran down your spine, and you shook your head to rid the image.

"No, I'm not joking. It was freaky." He shook his head, lips still curled back in unease. Then he looked at you for a moment, "But seriously, I'm glad you're doing okay."

"...yea, thanks for checking up." It warmed your heart to see that Hyunjin actually came to see you. You smiled at him, "It means a lot."

"Um, of course, what kind of friend would I be?" He teased. "So, tell me what happened. All Felix knew was that you passed out last class."

A heavy sigh escaped your lips, and your eyes trailed down, "You're gonna make fun of me."

"Me? Make fun of you? No, never." Sarcasm dripped off his tongue.

"Oh, shut up you loser." You threw the unfluffed pillow at him, which he caught anyway.

"Fine, but really tell me." He hugged the pillow and looked at you, earnestly, "You really worried me when I heard."

You smiled at Hyunjin, the butterflies in your stomach were flying all around at his comment. This boy really did cause your stomach to do flips and all kinds of tricks, in all honesty, you felt like a lovesick fool around him. But he just made you too happy to not be so touched by his actions. He may be a little dumb sometimes...and a little annoying, but you wouldn't have it any other way. Hyunjin continually shows that he genuinely cares about you, which you appreciate greatly. And this was another thing to add to the "Reasons why Hyunjin is Perfect" book.

"Okay okay, fine." you sigh and shrug limply, "I overworked myself."

Hyunjins brows furrowed, "That's it?"

You glared at him.

"No no no, I didn't mean it like that." Hyunjin straightened his back and waved his hands in front of him dismissively. "I mean, you're embarrassed about that?"

"Well, yea…" You rubbed your arm. "Fainting in the middle of class is kind of embarrassing, its a lot of unwanted attention and all because I thought I could do more than I was capable of. I wasn't sleeping or eating or resting and...yea."

"Hey it's okay," Hyunjin encouraged, "It wasn't more than you were capable of, it just shows you have big ambitions! You just need to learn to take care of yourself better, got it? You're one of the hardest working people I know, and I don't want you putting yourself down."

When you wouldn't answer or look him in the eye, Hyunjin stood up. You weren't sure what he was doing since you could only see his feet and legs, but when you lifted your chin up, you saw him with arms wide open. A soft look in his eyes and welcoming arms, he was offering you a hug. And you began to tear up at the touching gesture.

You sniffed once, then twice, then basically sprang up to tackled him in a hug. The stress you've been accumulating just pouring out of you all at once. The tears came quickly, and in a steady stream, as you buried your face in his chest, his arms wrapped securely around you. You were sure you looked like a mess, you could see it now. Red face, messy hair, shaky breaths. Yet Hyunjin rubbed your back calmly, whispering sweet nothings in your ear.

It was hard to tell how long you cried into his shoulder, it could've been a couple minutes to a half hour. But you were absolutely grateful to Hyunjin at that moment. You were about to make a comment on how he was your steady rock, but you heard a sniffle. And it wasn't from you.

"If you keep crying, then you're gonna make me cry." Hyunjin laughed as he wiped the small tears forming in his eyes.

"Oh, you're just a big soft sweetheart." You cooed teasingly and pinched his cheek, your sniffles turning into amused giggles. Hyunjin grimaced and swatted your hand away gently, but then wiped the tears from your stained cheeks.

"I'm okay with being a softy if that's what it takes to keep you happy." Hyunjin smiled at you once again, igniting the feeling of butterflies in your stomach.

You rested your head on his chest and mumbled, "If it's you, I'll always be happy."

Hyunjin untangled himself from your grasp excitedly. The look on his face only meant mischief, "Oh, I just got an idea!!"

"What what what?" You asked, taken aback by his sudden liveliness.

"How about we," He smiled roguishly, glancing towards the door before back at you "skip the rest of our classes for the day. And go out for something to eat."

"Well," You began, unsure. "I want to catch up on homework, and I still have that project due next week."

Hyunjin gave you a look, deadpanned and wry. "Really? Okay, I'll convince you. You need to eat since you just passed out, and I'll treat you to some quality food at like, Denny's or iHop or something. Then afterward, we'll just chill and hang out. Which, in the long run, will reduce stress levels and make you more productive later. Okay?"

The room was silent for a while as you thought about it, a frown settling onto your face. That it until Hyunjin pouted at you, and you were hooked.

"Ugh, okay fine, I'll go!" You sighed while Hyunjin silently celebrated his tiny victory, his arms shot up straight in the air. Despite your hesitation to go, seeing Hyunjin so animated got you laughing along with him as well.

It wasn't hard to sneak past the nurse, she was still sleeping. And Hyunjin wasn't kidding when he said he slept with her eyes open; she was still sat up and staring. But even calling her name didn't faze her.

You and Hyunjin shared a look before laughing and slipping past the door. Even leaving the school wasn't hard at all. You just walked out, and that was that. You were surprised.

"It's that easy?" You wondered, "And you seem to know what you're doing."

"It's all in the confidence, if you look suspicious, then they will be suspicious. Honestly, I've never skipped in the middle of class before." Hyunjin laughed and fished out his car keys. "But you couldn't tell, right?"

You shook your head, "I was beginning to think you skipped regularly."

"Nope." He feigned offense and look down at you, hand on his chest and nose all scrunched up. "What, you think I'm some kind of thug??"

With eyebrows raised in amusement, you snorted at the thought. Hyunjin was not thug material, and he knew that. You gave Hyunjin a quick up and down look, "Definitely not."

Once in the car, Hyunjin focused on getting the two of you to your destination in one piece. While you were left the responsibility of being DJ, so you hooked your phone up and began scrolling through your music.

While picking between playlists, your phone rumbled, and you got a text. Mildly interested, you switched your attention to that conversation instead.

From Lix [12:51]: Hey hey hey y/n :P

To Lix [12:51]: lol what is it?

From Lix [12:52]: Did Hyunjin tell you?

To Lix [12:52]: what?

From Lix [12:53]: He was tearing up when he heard you fainted, he was v worried about you

From Lix: [12:53]: He kinda looked like a lost puppy lol, v sweet

Well, Hyunjin didn't tell you that, but you wouldn't put it past him. You knew Hyunjin had a soft heart, and it honestly touched you how worried he got about you. But that wouldn't stop you from teasing the hell out of the poor boy. You grinned to yourself as you thought up a reply. Before you could, Felix beat you to it.

From Lix [12:55]: You guys should just date already lol

You sputtered as you took a quick glance at Hyunjin driving, blushed, and looked back down at your phone. The thought of dating Hyunjin has definitely crossed your mind before, and it surely was now.

To Lix [12:55]: pay attention in class.

After replying, you chose a random playlist and shut your phone off, not wanting Felix to get you even more nervous. But you did take the opportunity to tease your buddy, "So...Felix just told me you were tearing up after you heard I fainted?"

"Ah…" Hyunjin sighed, but you saw the tips of his ears growing pink, "Felix should learn to withhold some information."

"No, no, I think he's perfectly fine." You laughed, looking at him endearingly. "Besides, it's sweet. You're my little worrywart."

Hyunjin smiled at your words, and he glanced at you, stars in his eyes, "As long as I'm yours."

A/N: I’m so slow at requests wow lol. But yea, this was a request from an anon! Hope you enjoyed it hehe, it was something quick to post while I work on my bigger projects too

[dilf-manifester]

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50, 51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57, 58, 59, 60 for the ask thing ;));););)))

wow :smirk: thank u for the ask 

1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans? wine glasses 😌✨they make me feel fancy yk how it is

2. chocolate bars or lollipops? lollipops ✨dunno why im like this but here i am ig

3. bubblegum or cotton candy? bubblegum bcs?? have yall tried the hello kitty grape bubblegum??? that shit slaps

4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you? as was with every gay person “a pleasure to have in class”

5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups? cans bcs then i can crush it with my hands and flex on everyone else

6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear? goth and formal bcs uhh yeah 

7. earbuds or headphones? earbuds 🤧i dont like the fact that people can hear ur music with headphones

8. movies or tv shows? uHHH i’d have to say tv shows 😩i can pay more attention to shorter episodes yk

9. favorite smell in the summer? the mix of humid summer air and those mosquito candles

10. game you were best at in p.e.? bro im gay did u actually think i would be good at pe 

11. what you have for breakfast on an average day? i don’t 🥰thanks for asking!

12. name of your favorite playlist? either songs for when the drip or fuck i got blood on my nice white shirt

13. lanyard or key ring? keyrings r better dont @ me

14. favorite non-chocolate candy? black licorice cats 😳😳they’re so good like holy shit

15. favorite book you read as a school assignment? the bell jar 😔👉👈its one of my favorite books to this day

16. most comfortable position to sit in? on the floor or with my legs hanging over the arm of the chair

17. most frequently worn pair of shoes? leopard print slip ons 🙈🙈they’re so comfortable i stg

18. ideal weather? snowy so i can just sit inside with the fireplace going and do some writing 

19. sleeping position? uHHHH idk what to call it but i think the closest thing is fetal position 😭

20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)? honestly whatever scrap of paper is closest 😭im not picky

21. obsession from childhood? dinosaurs. that’s it that’s the post.

22. role model? i have a few but markiplier (cringe ik) and john green r my main ones🤧🤧🤧i just look up to them a lot yk

23. strange habits? i always have to knock on a door 5 times before entering and okay that might seem excessive but as it turns out idc

24. favorite crystal? malachite or tiger’s eye 😳

25. first song you remember hearing? brown sugar by the rolling stones 😭my mom used to have sticky fingers on vinyl so she used to play it constantly

26. favorite activity to do in warm weather? swim even tho i am AWFUL at it

27. favorite activity to do in cold weather? play in the snow or just sit inside with the fire going bcs im literally 5 years old mentally

28. five songs to describe you? she’s out of her mind by blink 182, goddamn by never loved, do what you want by ok go, impressive depressive by bad luck, and true romance by she wants revenge

29. best way to bond with you? just talk to me straight up or send me music recs pls

30. places that you find sacred? cemeteries and abandoned schools. they have a rlly specific vibe to them ngl

31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names? uhhh so its rlly just my docs, black jeans, a mesh type undershirt and whatever top shirt i pull out of my drawer

32. top five favorite vines? is that a police??? im calling the weed❗❗, stAHp i could’ve dropped my croissant, that one where the alien’s walking on the treadmill, summer solstice summer summer solstice, and zach stop 

33. most used phrase in your phone? ‘omfg what the fuck’ bcs for some reason thats my automatic response to anything

34. advertisements you have stuck in your head?  whatever the fuck the ad for the 2001 buick lesabre was 

35. average time you fall asleep? like uHHH 12:15 am 🤧

36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing? doge 😭😭idk why i remember it so vividly but my sister showed me the orignal doge meme and i thought it was the funniest shit

37. suitcase or duffel bag? suitcase 🤧they make me feel cool

38. lemonade or tea? both 🙈i’m an arnold palmer kinda mf

39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie? lemon meringue pie 🤧banger dessert methinks

40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school? a fence caught on fire in front of the science rooms bcs someone was smoking weed on the roof and threw their blunt on the dead bushes and everything went downhill from there

41. last person you texted? my grandma asking her if she could pick up some tomatoes from vons 🧍‍♂️

42. jacket pockets or pants pockets? JACKET POCKETS SUPREMACY❗❗❗

43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket? ngl i wear all of those but i gotta go with the hoodie 🤧🤧

44. favorite scent for soap? lavender or vanilla rose😌✨

45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero? sci-fi bcs uhh yea fuck it thats why

46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in? just an oversized shirt that’s it that’s the post

47. favorite type of cheese? swiss or havarti and you can fight me on that

48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be? pineapple 😌😌😌

49. what saying or quote do you live by? ‘fuck’ -markiplier 2021

50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=553CfZAADag i swear the first time i saw that i laughed so hard i thought i was gonna die

51. current stresses? everything; next question

52. favorite font? comic sans bcs im 8 years old 

53. what is the current state of your hands? smoov and v well taken care of 

54. what did you learn from your first job? capitalism is the root of all evil and that traditional working is outdated also raise the minimum wage 

55. favorite fairy tale? vasilii the beggar 🤧🤧idk if anyone else knows it but its always been one of my favorites

56. favorite tradition? every year during rosh hashanah we go over to my uncle and tia’s house and i absolutely kick ass at mariokart bcs all my cousins suck at itn also lighting the hannukiah (hanukkah menorah)

57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome? low self esteem, anxiety over literally everything, and an inferiority complex (now replaced with a fucking god complex bcs there’s no inbetween for me)

58. four talents you’re proud of having? i can play like a bunch of instruments, im rlly good at writing, i’m good at building things and doing things with my hands, and i can identify what song’s playing rlly fast if i know it🤧

59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be? motherfucker or son of a bitch 😊😊😊

60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be? slice of life like bro just please give me a break

[confusedmoni]

Prompts from my playlist

1. Guys my age don't know how to treat me

2. You will remember my name

3. This time I mean it

4. I'm trying to let you know how much you mean to me

5. It's really quite pleasant except for the smell

6. I'll always be with you

7. I just want you to know who I am

8. You bleed just to know you're alive

9. I believe in you and me

10. You used to always let me in

11. Do you even know you've changed?

12. I made a few mistakes and I regret them nightly

13. I am the dirt you've created

14. You love me for everything you hate me for

15. People don't know who I am

16. What is time doesn't do what it's supposed to do?

17. What if I never get over you?

18. The rest is still unwritten

19. Just because it burns doesn't mean you're gonna die

20. I'm falling all over myself

21. I don't wanna fight the world alone

22. We don't stand a chance

23. I'll leave you choking on every word you left unspoken

24. You thought you were there to guide me, but you were only in my way

25. If you wanna get out alive, run for your life

26. I don't think I need you anymore

27. We can all be kings and queens if we just to believe

28. I packed my whole life in a suitcase

29. I had to make a choice that was not mine

30. I felt as messed up as you do

31. We've all been given a second chance, but the choice is on our own.

32. You've become a part of me

33. This is what makes us girls

34. We don't stand together cause we put our love first

35. She spread her love and burned me up

36. These words are my own

37. You're doing all these things out of desperation

38. Loving isn't really something I should do

39. You're the right kind of wrong

40. You can't be stronger in the dark

41. All my friends met a tragic end

42. Do you like that? No?

43. These are the lies that are keeping me alive

44. Who put that stone in your chest?

45. They say honesty is the best policy. If that was true, don't think all of my friends would hate me.

46. If I have to be, Imma be that bitch.

47. No one has to know what we do

48. Forgetting him was kike tryna know somebody you've never met

49. Loving him was red. Burning red

50. I won't stop until the angels sing

51. They say I got a lot of water in my brain

52. Don't you wanna fight for me?

53. You can say that I'm not quite right

54. Why I'm alone and freezing?

55. She'll make you take her to the club but then she leaves with her friends

56. She comes to speak to me, I freeze immediately

57. That's not the shape of my heart

58. Are we the hunters? Or are we the prey?

59. This is a wild game

60. I thank you for leaving

61. My roots run deeper

62. It's not a fucking phase

63. Ok motherfucker, now you've got my attention

64. The danger gets me high

65. You're an asshole, but I love you

66. You can keep that diamond ring

67. You don't love her, stop lying with those words

68. I won't smile, but I'll show you my teeth

69. They talk shit, but I love it every time

70. Even if I say it'll be alright, still I hear you say you wanna end your life

71. I'm stronger than my monsters

72. Guess this means you're sorry

73. I never cared about love

74. Have you seen my bag?

75. Live fast, die young

76. We're all gonna die

77. Whatever you say, Mrs. Majesty

78. There's no logic in your sadness

79. You don't gain a single thing from misery. Take it from me.

80. I wasn't prepared for the end

81. Would you love me anyway?

82. It's not fair when you say that I let it die

83. Just let go

84. If I'm loving its cause I can

85. You think I can't get hurt?

86. Bitch, I don't need introduction

87. How could it go so wrong so quickly?

88. What would you do if you were me?

89. You better sleep with both eyes open tonight

90. Will our stars ever collide?

91. Shotguns and roses make a deadly potion

92. How many times must I say you're wrong?

93. Why do you always act so tough?

94. I will stay and mend your heart

95. They never saw us coming

96. It's hard, to tell the truth when you've always lied

97. I love to make you uncomfortable

98. Days come and go, but my feeling for you are forever

99. I made your misery my goal

100. You say you wanna cry, but you never do

101. I don't care what they say. I'm in love with you.

102. I would have sacrificed it all for you

103. They hate you cause you're beautiful

104. We live in a bad girls world

105. Don't deny the animal that comes alive when I'm inside you.

106. Walls are built to keep us safe until we're crashing down

107. Sometimes goodbye is a second chance.

[exalok]

progress update -- prince!daud

okay so it’s been more than a year since i said anything concrete about that prince!daud au i half-wrote, so i’ve decided it’s time to update y’all on the state of that mess because yes, i’m still working on it

(possibly i’ll do the same for other projects because i haven’t posted anything in a while and maybe you want to know what’s goin on behind the scenes??? sorry guys, i’m not used to having an audience for my madness)

so, UPDATE:

i actually have a plan!!

for short stories i tend to wing it because i can keep all of the events and scenes mostly present and organized in my head as i go, and also they only take me a day or two so i don’t have time to properly forget anything, HOWEVER -- prince!daud is a motherfucker of a fic (50k words when i stopped, probably 20 to 30k more before the end) and has a lot goin on so i get a little...... intense about planning things out. the result is i have: - a calendar of events - a chapter plan with, like, notes about how each advances the plot or develops the characters, changes i need to make compared to the previous version of the chapter, specifics about the events therein --- THE WORKS!!!! also for now the chapter count is 51 counting the epilogue (there is an epilogue and it is ADORABLE i DIE the endgame is about 50% of my motivation and the other 50% is finishing a huge damn project for the first time) - a bunch of pages of questions i still need to clarify because i had a beta friend read it and she gave me so many suggestions about stuff that could be clearer (but then i forgot half the stuff she pointed out so now i need to rework my chapter plan and modify some plot stuff hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)

i also have: a title??????

currently, and for the last year or so, that title has been “The Heart of the Matter”. i’ll still be tagging everything as prince!daud though

improvements on the last version: better integration of stupidly adorable attraction and pining, acknowledgement of numerous retcons i went through in the process of writing, a WAY better understanding of the characters because damn have i written a lot for those two by now

currently, to rework the plot stuff i forgot to last time, i’ve opened up my desktop Twine program because i work better with visual organization and am now making a BUNCH of lil post-it type notes so i can timeline and group up events into sections then chapters, hopefully

(i also have post-its for worldbuilding and questions i forgot so i can, hopefully, not forget this time)

IN CONCLUSION it’s taking a while and i keep having to re-plan because 1) i’m dumb and i forget things 2) i am Very Anxious about actually writing in case it turns out i’m worse than before (unlikely, i think i’ve learned some stuff, but the fear remains) BUT progress is being made!!!!!!

toodles and thanks for readin

(oh my GOD though final note: it has been a pain and a half trying to gather up the shitton of threads i started weaving, please, future self, consider having a clear plot you can add layers to next time you do something like this)

[chickensarentcheap]

Sanctuary -Chapter 51

Warnings: none

Tagging: @innerpaperexpertcloud​, @alievans007​, @c-a-v-a-l-r-y​, @thunderintheshadows​, @valkyrie-of-the-light​

“I do not need a goddamn wheelchair.” Esme grumbles, five hours later, as Kyle pushes her out of the front entrance of their local hospital. “I can walk on my own.”

“Well considering you fainted once at mom's, and twice while you were here, I think it's safe to say you shouldn't be walking anywhere on your own right now.”

“People faint,” she shrugs.

“Pregnant women shouldn't faint. And they especially shouldn't faint three times. You heard what the doctor said. You're severely dehydrated, your blood pressure is sky high, and when you fainted, you managed to hit your head, give yourself a concussion, and receive seven stitches for your trouble.”  

She frowns at the last part; gingerly touching the bandage that covers the injury in question that runs down some of her forehead and into her right eyebrow.

“So now you have a prescription he wants you to get, and you've got this handy dandy portable IV...” he nods down at the small back like device resting in her lap, the needle of the IV having been inserted into the top of her left hand and secured with clear tape. “A nurse will come every day to check on it. To change the bag and see if the line is still good. Just be thankful that you get to go home. If I had my way, I would have had you admitted for a couple of days at least.”

“Well good thing firefighters have no pull when it comes to those things. Because I do not need to be in the hospital.  All I need, is to be as far away from mom as possible. Can you believe the things she said? Who says shit like that? Who wishes death on their own son in law? Or basically suggests her married daughter gets an abortion because mommy dearest doesn't like said son in law?”

“Look, what mom said was completely out of line and I think she's a huge bitch for saying any of it. But stop thinking about it. Because what she said and how you reacted is how you ended up here in the first place. So let's not talk about mom at all, okay? I'll take you home and keep an eye on you. You'll be more comfortable there than at my place. In your own bed, surrounded by all your stuff.”

Nik had assured them that it would be perfectly safe to return to the house; she and the security team would be there around the clock, and they were more than capable of both spotting and diffusing threats.

“Not everything,” she sighs. “My kids aren't there. My husband isn't there.”

“Well, he will be, Because he's on his way back.”

“Wait...wait...” she clamps her hands down on the wheels of the chair, preventing them from turning. “...what do you mean he's on his way back? You called him?  You actually called him? Why the hell would you do that?”

“I didn't call him. Nik did.”

“Why? She didn't need to do that. Why the hell...?”

“Oh I don't know why she would do that, Esme. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that you're his wife and you're pregnant with his baby and you nearly just got admitted to the damn hospital!”

“I just fainted. When did it become such a serious issue for someone to faint? It's not life or death.”

“Okay, first of all, it's never normal for someone to just faint unless there's an underlying issue. Second, you're having a baby. So there isn't just a concern with your health, but with the baby's health too. You're not the type that gets sick easily and you don't normally have health problems. But, you have to admit, with the twins and Declan, there were problems. A lot of problems. Especially with the twins. So don't you think it's better to get you looked at and see if there's something else going on? With either of you?”

“It's just stress. The doctor asked if I've been under a lot of stress and I have. Huge stress. And then mom started with her shit and...”

“Listen, it's just better if things are taken seriously. They did some tests and some blood work and if anything is wrong, they'll let you know. Better to be safe than sorry, right?”

She nods.

“If nothing is wrong, then great. If something is wrong, then at least they found it and at least they can do something about it. Why do you have to be like this? So damn stubborn? Of all the things you had to inherit from dad, it had to be one of the worst possible things.”

“Well you inherited his looks so the joke's on you,” she teases.

“Are you trying to say I'm ugly?” he grins.

“I'm trying to say when you were born, mom said 'what a treasure' and dad said 'yeah, let's bury it'.”

Kyle chuckles. “I should dump you out of this wheelchair for saying that.”

“You'd never. You love me too much. Since we were kids and you used to beat up the bullies that used to teased me because I liked to climb trees and play with Transformers and GI Joe's instead of dolls.”

“I tell you, you could throw a left hook better than any of the guys I knew. They were just jealous. Because you were cooler than they were and I liked to hang out with you more than them. I'll stay with you okay? Keep an eye on you. Make sure you're eating and drinking and taking it easy. I already called my boss and he said to take a couple days and call him if I need more time. I'll hang around until Tyler gets here.”

“I still can't believe Nik called him,” Esme huffs. “This is the last thing he needs on his plate. He's already got enough  stress with having to go New Zealand and find those kids. He doesn't need to be worrying about me too. You should have just left it alone and not told him.”

“Kid, he's your husband. There was never an option of not telling him. I think he cares more about you and this baby than he does about some fucking job. I get its kids that are involved. I get how bad that sucks and how horrible it is. I really do. But someone else can finish the job. He's not the only mercenary out there.”

“He feels he needs to finish it. That he started it and it's up to him to get them.”

“Well he's obviously changed his mind because he's on his way home.”

“For good?”

“I don't know. I didn't talk to him. Like I said, Nik called him. And apparently he flipped his shit and told her to get him on the first flight home and that's what she did. So despite what mom thinks about him, he obviously cares more about you and the baby than he does about the job. If he didn't, he wouldn't have insisted that he was coming home even after Nik assured him that things weren't that serious.”

“And you call me stubborn? Tyler is way worse than I am.”

“He's not stubborn. He loves you. There's never been a doubt of that, that's for sure. I mean, if he can put up with your shit for this long, he must love you.”

“Or he's just a glutton for punishment.”

“Hey, you said it, not me,” he pushes the wheelchair as close as he can to the front passenger side door of his truck, and then sits the brakes and squeezes between his vehicle and the one parked beside to open the door. “Hey!” he scolds, when she attempts to stand. “I don't think so, kid. Sit your ass down. You don't do anything unless I tell you to, understand?”

“As much as I'm sure Nik will find your assertiveness insanely hot, you're my brother and you don't get to boss me around.”

“The hell I don't. Sit.”

“Fine,” she huffs, and plops back down. “You know, you are more like dad than I realized. He was bossy too,”

“Are you like this at home?” Kyle inquires, as he pops open the door and then helps her out of the chair, hands under her arms for support. “Do you get like this when Tyler tries to help? You get all obstinate and bitchy with him too?”

“Yep. And then he gets mad and we fight and then we have angry sex and things go back to normal.”

“You know what, some things I do not need to know. And that's one of them. Can you get up in there or do you need me to put you over my shoulder and drop you in to your seat?”

“I'm not an invalid, thank you very much. I only fainted.”

“Three times. And stop lying to yourself that there's just that wrong, okay? There's something going on with either you or the baby and it needs to get sorted out. Just let people take care of you, okay? You've spent five and half years either taking care of Tyler or taking care of kids. It's your turn now.”

“Oh just what I want. Sitting on my ass while someone caters to every whim and need...wait a second...” she frowns and cocks her head to the side. “...that actually sounds kind of nice.”

“You deserve someone to wait on you hand and foot, kid. Like the princess you are.”

“Princess? I'm the motherfucking queen, K.”

He just shakes his head and shuts her door.

****

While it's good to be home, it feels strange at the same time. It's empty. Lonely. Way too quiet. Nothing more than furniture and other belongings in empty rooms.  No kids running around; no shrieking, no squealing, no giggling, no near constant demands for snacks and juice. No dog barking or following her from room to room, desperate for the attention he isn't receiving (yet definitely is) from the others. No husband out working in the back yard or the garage.  While all of their things are there...in the exact places they'd been left...the house and its surroundings seem foreign. As if it belongs to someone else.

“Nik said the guys checked the place,” Kyle says, as he steps out onto the back deck, carrying a bottle of beer for himself, a steaming mug of tea -decaf, as the ER doctor had suggested-, where she sits in one of the oversized Adriondack chairs, a flannel blanket pulled up to her chin, legs stretched out and feet on the wooden railing in front of her.  “No sign of any trouble. Maybe those Irish guys already came to town and scared the bad guys away.”

“Or at least chased them somewhere else,” she says, and gives her brother an appreciative smile as he places her drink in the chair's cup holder.

“It's getting pretty late. You should be getting some rest.”

“It's nine thirty.”

“At night.”

“It's nine thirty,” she stresses. “I haven't gone to bed this early since before I had Millie. Before I got too huge and too uncomfortable and I couldn't sleep properly anyway.  You're getting a little too naggy.”

“I'm not naggy,” he argues, as he takes a seat in the chair beside her. “I'm worried about my kid sister. And my niece or nephew. Maybe both. Maybe there's two in there again.”

“Oh God, bite your tongue. Do not wish that on me for a second time. I love my boys to the end of the earth and beyond, that was the most brutal seven and a half months of my entire life. I do not want to go through that again. I'd rather have another nine plus pounder than two at the same time. Besides...” she reaches under her blanket and pulls out the ultrasound photo she's been keeping safe in her possession. “...looks like there's one baby Rake.”

Kyle takes the picture from her, squinting his eyes in an attempt to make out any distinguishing features. “What the hell am I looking at?”

She leans sideways in her seat and begins pointing out various things that the tech had circled. Heart, spine, kidneys, both eyes, nose, and mouth.  The radiologist on call had said that everything looked 'perfectly fine' and 'extremely healthy'. All parts existent and working properly, from what he could tell. “I'm a lot further than I thought,” she says to her brother. “I thought maybe two months. Three at the most.”

“And?” he asks.

“Three months, three weeks and two days.”

“Do you know the exact hours and minutes too?”

She rolls her eyes.  “I don't know that's the exact time. That's what the tech said based on all the measurements and everything. That's almost four months, K. I don't understand how it can be that far ahead. Nearly four months and I never showed any signs whatsoever? I mean, I missed a period and a half of one but that's nothing. Things have always been screwed up in that respect. That's never been normal.”

“Okay, you're my sister and I do not need to know certain things. Your...cycle...or whatever...is not something I need to know.  So it's a bad thing you're this far ahead, or...?”

“It's not that it's bad. It's just weird. Look, when you get married and your wife starts having babies, she will know everything that goes on in her body. And I mean everything. I thought I did know everything that my body is telling me. I mean, I've only been through this three other times, right? Oh no. This time is totally different. I thought I was just run down and stressed and worried and all that crap that comes with Tyler doing what he does. And you know what? He was the one the one who thought I was pregnant. Way before I did. You know what that means?”

Kyle frowns.  “What?”

“It means he was right. And when I tell him just how far along I am and that he was right, he will hold that over my head for years. Decades. Because that's what Tyler does. Because Tyler isn't used to being right and when I have to admit he is, he makes my life hell. Well maybe not hell. But he makes it very annoying. And I am not in the mood for that kind of shit. I'm cranky and I'm hormonal and it pains me inside to know I have to admit he was right.”

Her brother laughs. “You two are perfect for each other, I swear. He practically says the same stuff about you.”

“Excuse me? He does what? Have you been talking about me?” she gives an excited gasp and sits up, then asks “ Do you have a bromance going on?”

“We talk,” Kyle admits.

“When?”

“When you don't realize it's happening. What? You need to know everything?”

“I think it's a big deal when my husband...the black sheep of this family, through no doing of his own...is having a bromance with my favourite brother. It makes my heart happy. What's wrong with that? And what do you guys talk about?”

He shrugs. “Guy stuff.”

She stares at him pointedly.

“What? Guy stuff. You know, going to the gym, cars, trucks, work shit, girl shit.”

“Girl shit? He's talking about girls with my brother?”

“He doesn't talk about girls. I talk about girls. He talks about you.”

“Oh really...” her eyes narrow. “...and what does he say? Don't hold back. You can tell me. Don't protect him.”

“Nothing bad, I swear. He has never once said anything bad about you. The total opposite, actually. Trust me when I say that after five and a half years, that guy is still wildly and crazily in love with you.”

She smiles and sips her tea.  “He's lucky.”

“It's just random guy shit we talk about. I mean, every so often we'll talk about how big of a bitch mom is and how ridiculous the shit she says is.  Sometimes we talk about sports.  He really hates hockey by the way but I won't hold that against him. And every so often he'll talk about shit that's bothering him.”

“Really?” she's genuinely surprised. “He talks to you about that stuff?”

Kyle nods and sips his beer.

“What has he told you?”

“Esme, it's kind of personal, don't you think? If he's telling me and not you...”

“I'm not asking to be nosy and I don't expect you to betray his confidence. I'm asking because I'm worried about him. He's been having some really hard times, K. Mentally. And not just the depression and the anxiety. But with the PTSD and the brain fog and the memory issues. Have you noticed any of those things?”

“I've noticed a couple things, I guess. Nothing major. I just figured that whatever he'd been through had done a real number on him, you know? I mean, now that I know exactly what he went through, it's no wonder the guy has issues. That would fuck anyone up.”

“Has he told you about any issues? Anything specific?”

“Esme....”

“He's my husband. Kyle. And I'm worried about him. I don't know what to do for him. I don't know if he needs more therapy or if he needs different medication or if he needs both. I just want to help him.”

“I know. But right now, you're the one that needs help. I know you're used to being the mother hen and the one that babies everyone, but you've got your own shit going on, kid. You do not need to be stressing out over this. If you want me to, I can talk to him. See if he'll tell me anything else other than what he already has. But you can't be worried about this. Especially now. Not with your own stuff going on.”

“I fainted, K. That's it. I fainted.”

“There's way more than that going on and you know it. You need to take it easy and let people take care of you for a change. Stop trying to solve everyone's problems and just worry about yourself. That's why you're having issues in the first place. Because you stress yourself trying to fix everybody. Just...stop...” he reaches out and gently squeezes the back of her neck.  “...stop trying to save everyone.”

“That is not what I'm trying to do. I'm worried about him, Kyle. Legitimately worried. He isn't himself and he...”

“You just said he was stressed and had a lot on his plate.”

“It goes way beyond that.”

“Is he drinking again? Back on the Oxy?”

“He was drinking but he says he's sober and staying sober. And no.  He's not on Oxy again. He doesn't even like taking Tylenol. Which is a problem all in itself because he's in all this pain and he doesn't want to take anything for it.”

“And I said I would talk to him and see if he'll tell me anything else. Look, he's not coming home so you can take care of him. He's coming home to take care of you. Would you let him do that? You always have this need to take care of him, maybe he feels like he needs to do the same thing for you.  So give him that, okay?”

“You promise you'll talk to him?”

“If you're that worried about him...”

“I am. And this isn't my usual worrying about stupid shit. This is serious. There is something going on up in his brain and I don't know how to help him. And I know he hates telling me things because he hates me worrying. So maybe he'll tell you instead.”

“I will talk to him,” Kyle promises her. “You've had a long day. Lots of time on a plane, the excitement at mom's, all the poking and prodding at the hospital. You need sleep. That baby's counting on you, kid. You're the only one that can keep him or her safe and sound in there. So go. Go inside and lie down and sleep.  I'll be on the couch if you need me.” okay?”

“Where's Nik going to be?” she teases, as she pushes the blanket off of her and stands up, immediately feeling light headed and having to place a hand on her brother's shoulder to steady herself.

“I knew you should have been admitted,” he huffs.

“I'm fine. I just got up too quickly. Relax, dad. Jesus.”

“Don't get lippy with me. Because I will fireman carry you upstairs.”

“Is that how you're going to get Nik into bed? Seduce her with your fireman abilities?” she tousles his hair, presses a kiss to his cheek.

“How do you know she's not going to seduce me?” he counters.

“If you're going to have sex, I just ask that it's not in any of my children's beds. And stay out of Ovi's apartment.  Go and do it somewhere else if you have to. I don't want to be hearing the two of you bumping uglies, okay?”

“It's only fair. I've had to hear you and Tyler before.”

“That's because Tyler was trying to teach you how to do things properly,” she teases.

“You're a smart ass, you know that.”

“I do,” she says, and then disappears into the house.

***

The traffic is terrible; hampered by a steady rain and strong winds.   And he sits in the passenger seat as Yaz drives,  elbow on the door, hand rubbing his chin and mouth repeatedly, both legs shaking nervously.  The call from home has him on edge; brain running through all worst possible case scenarios, nerves completely shot, desperately yearning for something to take the edge of.  To at least calm him enough to stop fearing the worst. The assurances from Nik that there wasn't something seriously wrong hadn't worked; she'd insisted that he didn't need to return home and that things were 'under control' and he needed to just stay where he was and concentrate on the job at hand. He'd snapped on her. Telling her to shove the job up her ass and get him a way home. Sooner. Not later. That she'd set this bullshit in motion the moment she decided that ratting him out was a good idea. Had she not done that, Esme would still be in Ireland. Not half way around the goddamn world, dealing with issues with the baby all by herself.

“You need to calm down,” Yaz says.

“You need to fuck off,” Tyler retorts.

Yaz sighs. “You won't miss the flight. The guy's waiting for you. So...”

“I fucking hate traffic.”

“Okay, I get that. But like I said, they're waiting for you...”

“I don't give a shit. I need to get home. But instead I'm stuck in this fucking bullshit,” he angrily gestures out the windshield.

“”You heard what Nik said. Everything is fine. They didn't even admit her. If there was something wrong, she would have been admitted. “

Tyler sighs, and closes his eyes; trying his best to block out his friend's voice. The last thing he fucking needs is someone trying to tell him just where his concerns should lie and where his priorities should be. There'd been no hesitation when Nik had called; he'd already been throwing clothes and other personal belongings into one of the suitcases before she even got to the part where things 'weren't that bad'. It didn't matter how goddamn bad things were; he was going home and no one was going to stop him.

“It isn't that bad,” Yaz says. “Can you stop shaking like that? It's annoying me.”

“Just fucking drive,” he responds, and shakes his legs even harder, just to be spiteful.

“Would you just calm down? What are you so freaked out about?”

“If you tell me to calm down one more time...”

“Being this worked up isn't solving anything. I'm getting you to the airport, they're not going to take off without you, Nik said that things are that bad and....”

“I don't give a fuck what Nik said.  I need to get home. To my wife. I don't care if things are 'that bad' or not. She shouldn't be going through this alone.”

“Isn't her brother with her?”

“What the hell does that matter? I should be with her. And I would be if I never took this goddamn job. If that fucking asshole never showed up in Colorado.”

“Well technically, he's been after you since Guatemala, so...”

“Yaz, we don't need to get fucking technical. If we really want to get into it, none of this would be happening if your sister didnt' fuck up and hire Jason Andrews' brother. Which is who hired McMann to take me out. And if I really want to be a petty asshole, I'd say we also wouldn't be in this situation if your sister hadn't have ratted me out to my wife in the first place.”

“I get you're pissed about that, but...”

“I am more than pissed. I am so far past pissed. She should have just kept her fucking mouth shut. There was no reason she had to go to Esme. What good did it do?”

“Other than get you to knock your shit off and start getting your head on straight? She did the right thing, and if you'd calm down long enough, you'd realize that.”

“Stop fucking telling me to calm down!” he snaps.  “I will knock you the fuck out, Yaz, I don't care if you're driving. I am on my last shred of sanity and my last nerve is hanging on by a thread.  This all could have been avoided if your sister kept her mouth shut. If she'd minded her own business, Esme would still be here. With me. And that way if things went wrong with the baby, I'd be with her. Not thousands of miles away.”

“If you hadn't have decided to take matters into your own hands and drug and kidnap someone, it wouldn't be happening either.”

“Do I need to fucking remind you that you were on my side? That you agreed McMann deserved to suffer? That you agreed to help me? And then as soon as your sister showed up, you fucking bailed on me and threw me under the bus. That was a bitch move, Yaz. You fucking coward.”

“It was getting out of control. You were getting out of control. We've been friends a long time, Tyler. Even longer than you and Nik. I'm the one that got you into the job in the first place. And believe me, every day I want to kick myself in the ass for that. Because if I'd never done that, this wouldn't all be happening. And Dhaka never would have happened.”

“A lot of good things came out of Dhaka,” Tyler says, and can't even believe the words came out of his own mouth.

For years he's been dwelling on all of the bad things that happened in Bangladesh; Mahajan Senior screwing them over, G being killed, Gaspar betraying him, everything that took place on the Sultana Kamal Bridge, the fact that Esme had to see and hear the things she did. Even those long months in the hospital and the lingering, life altering after effects. Maybe it's the meds in his system; allowing him to think clearly and rationally instead of turning him into a zombie.

“Yeah? Like what?”

“My wife, for one. My kids. My chance at a normal life. Which I keep fucking up in the most epic ways possible.”

“It's hard. You've been doing the job for a long time. It's hard to just let it go,” Yaz reasons. “Even though you've got half a dozen reasons to walk away, you just can't. Somewhere along the long, the job stopped being something you do and you became the job.”

Tyler snorts. “Ain't that some shit.”

“You never meant for it to happen. It's not like you intentionally became that way. And it's not like you wanted to put it before your wife and your kids. You didn't even realize it was happening. It just did.  No one is going to fault you for that, Tyler.”

“They don't need to. I already hate myself enough for it.”

“Esme doesn't. She's still around.”

“Until she's not one day. And I don't want that happening.  I can't let that happen. You ask why I'm going home when things aren't that bad? Because that's where I fucking belong. It's where I've always belonged and I never let it happen. Home was never enough until I realized how close I was to losing it. So maybe you're not a coward, Yaz. But I am. I was a coward when I left when Austin was dying and I've been a coward for the last five and a half years.”

His head hurts. Even worse than his knee and his shoulder, for  once. And he reaches into one of the pockets of his flack jacket and pulls out a bottle of prescription meds; twisting off the cap and dumping three small pills into his palm.

“Thought you took your meds today,” Yaz comments.

“You keeping tabs on me now?”

“Thought you were only supposed to take one Valium a day? What the fuck...?”

“It's ativan, dumb ass. For anxiety.  I'm a little fucking anxious right now.”

“A little?”

“Don't make me hurt you, Yaz.”

He places the pills under his tongue, waiting for them to fully dissolve before reaching for a bottle of water sitting in one of the cup holders.

“Are you coming back?” Yaz asks.

“I don't know.”

“When will you know?”

“When I get home and see how bad things are. Can I get home first? Can I get to see my wife and talk to her before you start asking me these things? Fuck the job. She has to come first.”

“I get that. I do. But we're supposed to leave for New Zealand in two days.”

“So leave for New Zealand in two days. Mark and his boys will be with you. What? You need me there to hold your hand? You need me to spoon feed you and wipe your ass after you take a shit?”

Yaz smirks. “You can be a real dick.”

“If...and that's a big if right now...I come back, I'll meet up with you guys there. You don't need me there to gather up intel and find where the kids are. You just need me to get them out.”

“Exactly. We need you. You. Not some random fucking Marine that's never done shit like this before. And definitely not Mark. If anyone would fuck things right up, it's that guy. You're the one with the experience. We need you.”

“Nik can find someone else.”

“There is no one else. And you've been on this since day one. You know the history.  I don't want some newbie just walking in and screwing things up. You're the only one that can do this. Properly. Don't fucking bail on me, Tyler.”

“It's what I do, Yaz. I bail on people. You don't realize that by now?”

“You didn't bail on Ovi,” he points out. “Even when you were told to.”

Tyler sighs.

“So? Are you?” Yaz presses. “Coming back?”

“I don't know,” he admits. “I honestly don't know.”

[withtiredsoulss]

Hi! 14, 22 and 51 for the Matteo ask game💜

Hello!!

14.) Were you surprised by Matteo as a character?

I feel like this is a loaded question so I apologize in advance for the essay.  Just to let you know what got me hooked on Skam was Isak’s season and that was when it aired so his character means so much to me.  I wasn’t really invested with the other Isak remakes.  I didn’t like Italia and I think by the time Matteo’s season was starting Lucas’s (lol the french one) season was almost done and I wasn’t really into it (I know blasphemy).  But yeah blah blah blah I was like fuck dude I guess I will never be head over heels for another Isak.  (I mean now its changed because espana and wtfock happened and shay is my actually wife but ANYWAYS).  All I really thought of season 1 Matteo could probably be summed up with: aw what a little twink boy.  I really liked Michi’s acting like I could totally believe this was an actual person I was watching not just an actor with memorized lines so I was hopeful in liking an entire season with him. Season 2 I kind of just thought the same.  Now when season 3 aired I immediately was entranced.  I immediately related to him with that first clip.  I have actually thrown parties and ditched them.  And holy shit just Michi’s acting dude.  Like DUDE!  I was extremely into Isak’s season don’t get me wrong and he will forever be one of my favorite characters in Skam but nothing could have made me ready for Matteo.  He surprised me so much.  I never expected to relate so entirely with him.  I never expected to find my favorite Skam character in a remake.  I never expected to fall in love with just a completely different character.  I don’t see him as just another Isak and that’s what really surprised me the most.  I was expecting change but holy shit this season could have been its own little miniseries and I would have never connected it to Skam (alright maybe I’m being dramatic but you get what I mean).  Ahh okay this has gone on for too long!  Yes, I was surprised.  Yes, I love Matteo.  Yes, I will never stop talking about it. :)

22.) What’s your favorite Matteo outfit?

I really like his outfit in episode 5 and I believe its clip 4 but I could be wrong (ya know the clip where Sara confronts him after he broke up with her yikes).  I just really love that red shirt.  Also anytime he wears his grandpa sweater.  That article of clothing is God’s gift to us all :)

51.) Would you rather be Matteo for a day or David?

Fuck this a really hard question.  To be honest I’m overthinking this so much I’m starting to spiral lol.  But I guess if I had to pick I would probably want to be David for one simple reason.  I would get to know everything about this motherfucker no more of this mysterious shit.  To be fair though idk either that’s really hard.

Thanks! :)

[laetan]

Do every question?

Thank you for enabling my procrastination, much appreciated

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents?

Yes

02: Who did you last say “I love you” to? This cat I saw through the window of my apartment

03: Do you regret anything?

Yeah, I'm an anxious motherfucker but it's best not to dwell on them past their usefulness to prevent repeating mistakes in the future

04: Are you insecure?

Yuh

05: What is your relationship status?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ weird.

06: How do you want to die?

Ideally doing someone heroic.

07: What did you last eat?

An orange

08: Played any sports?

Yup, soccer, fencing, boxing/MMA when I was younger

09: Do you bite your nails?

No

10: When was your last physical fight?

Life is constantly kicking me in the emotional nuts

11: Do you like someone?

¯\_( ಠ_ಠ)_/¯ I cant differentiate platonic and romantic emotions

12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours?

Within the past week, so yes

13: Do you hate anyone at the moment?

This is a hard question because it takes a lot of brainpower to hate someone so is it like, in this exact moment was I ruminating on my hatred for Emmy award winning voice actor and voice of Nott the Brave Samuel Riegel? No. Am i usually? At least 23 hours of every day is alotted as Emmy award winning voice actor and voice of Nott the Brave Samuel Riegel hating hours in my planner.

14: Do you miss someone?

Yeah

15: Have any pets?

Ye 2 cats who are bastard babies

16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment?

My ears kinda hurt as does my jaw and my hands and feet are cold but that's sorta my default

17: Ever made out in the bathroom?

No both bathrooms and kissing are vaguely gross for longer than strictly necessary so combining these is not great. Especially bc the assumption that you're out somewhere in public unless some people just relegate that to the ol' powder room at home

18: Are you scared of spiders?

Not especially. Don't want one to crawl on my face and I'm not a fan of anything that moves silently in my peripheral vision but they're important to the ecosystem and kill more annoying bugs. That said, @the like 15 in my apartment at any given time: why dont you pay rent

19: answered

20: Where was the last place you snogged someone?

Couch in a basement

21: What are your plans for this weekend?

Considering its 22:06 on a Sunday, imma go with next week. I have 4 finals so probably crying in the one secret corner of the library I found so the librarians don't shush my for disturbing the other students who have already mastered the art of silent crying while studying

22: Do you want to have kids? How many?

No. I think i wanna foster though

23: Do you have piercings? How many?

Ears, but they may be healed

24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)?

That's tough. Probably history, polisci, and french?

25: Do you miss anyone from your past?

Yeah. Didnt you just ask that

26: What are you craving right now?

Sleep

27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart?

Yup @Gloria sorry I was such a jerk freshman year

28: Have you ever been cheated on?

Sort of?

29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?

...yes? I think

30: What’s irritating you right now?

Im mildly cold

31: Does somebody love you?

I like to think so but you'd have to ask I suppose

32: What is your favourite color?

Blue or red

33: Do you have trust issues?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

34: Who/what was your last dream about?

Something I'd like to forget

35: Who was the last person you cried in front of?

I'm not a big crier, but especially not in front of other people, so I don't really know? Probably after the shooting which will be 6 years ago on the 17th? Or maybe a funeral after that, not sure. I have trouble putting events in chronological order

36: Do you give out second chances too easily?

Nah

37: Is it easier to forgive or forget?

I mean, philosophically or mechanistically bc mechanistically, forget but in the grand scheme well

38: Is this year the best year of your life?

I don't know

39: How old were you when you had your first kiss?

Uhhh 11??

40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked?

No I Am Most Comfortable When I Am Impervious To Most Forms of Physical Attack

51: Favourite food?

Gyros

52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason?

No, sometimes horrible things are just painful, they aren't part of the cosmic plan or an opportunity for growth, they just hurt

53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?

Texted Beau

54: Is cheating ever okay?

No

55: Are you mean?

I like to think I'm not but sometimes I say or think shit that makes me take a hard look at myself

56: How many people have you fist fought?

∞

I am fist fighting someone as we speak

57: Do you believe in true love?

Yeah, I don't really know what that means

58: Favourite weather?

Fog

59: Do you like the snow?

Ish, depends how icy it is

60: Do you wanna get married?

I love the idea but dunno if its feasible for me

61: Is it cute when a person calls you baby?

No I think its really infantilizing. I do really love pet names, just not that one

62: What makes you happy?

Learning something new. Good music. Making someone laugh. Things that glow in the dark.

63: Would you change your name?

I have and will never stop

64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?

Hahaha yes but uh thats A Story For Another Time

65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

Binary is bullshit so imma just go with my best friend @sweetcron who Id be like. Bud, you have a girlfriend and I'm also a nightmare man.

66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?

Fucking binary shit. I have Friends of Many Genders and I wouldn't be their friend if I didn't feel like I could be myself

67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?

OH MY GOD

68: answered

69: Do you believe in soulmates?

Not sure

70: Is there anyone you would die for?

Not to be a Gryffindor™ but it'd be quicker to ask who wouldn't I die for (for example, i would not die for mike pence)

[m3gantr0n]

Garbage

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? That was my boss, so no.

2. You talked to an ex today, correct? I don't have any exes.

3. Have you taken someones virginity? No.

4. Is trust a big issue for you? No. I'm picky about who I get close to, but I don't consider it an issue.

5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently? I only hang out with people I like. lmao

6. What are you excited for? Hanging out with friends next weekend, going to a music festival the weekend after that.

7. What happened tonight? I ate some candy and watch NJPW.

8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted? I don't care for being around any person that's really wasted and at my age, it would just be kind of sad.

9. Is confidence cute? No, I like sad boys. haha

10. What is the last beverage you had? Mountain Dew, because I'm a horrible gross person.

11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? One. Maybe two.

12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans? Yeah.

13. What are you gonna do Saturday night? Nothing because I'm old and work all week and want to die on the weekends.

14. What are you going to spend money on next? Something SO exciting like cat litter or soap or sponges to wash dishes with.

15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed? Yeah.

16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months? People are constantly changing.

17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? My boyfriend of 9 years. My two best friends of 15 years.

18. The last time you felt broken? About a month ago.

19. Have you had sex today? No.

20. Are you starting to realize anything? I'm realizing time goes by faster than a motherfucker.

21. Are you in a good mood? Sure.

22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks? I can't even swim.

23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s? No.

24. What do you want right this second? Nothing.

25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy? I would not be happy, but like most of my problems, I would probably ignore it and let it eat me up inside. lmao

26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color? No.

27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh? Nooo.

28. What was the last thing that made you laugh? The "Birds of War" song from Its Always in Philadelphia. lol

29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now? No.

30. Does everyone deserve a second chance? I don't think so. It depends on the offense.

31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to? Not at all.

32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do? We've been together for almost 9 years, so I think he's gotten the message. lol

33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda? I drink it all of the time like the fat fucking fatass I am.

34. Listening to? An announcer say "single leg boston crab."

35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore? Not often.

36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is? Right beside me.

37. Do you believe in love at first sight? Sure. Anything is possible.

38. Who did you last call? My mom.

39. Who was the last person you danced with? Probably my cat.

40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? Because he was going to work and thats what I do every time he leaves.

41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake? A month ago???

42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today? Both.

43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush? Of course. I can't talk to cute people.

44. Do you tan in the nude? I don't tan. I just stay pasty white like the belly of a fish.

45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss? No.

46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night? I have a life, so no. lol

47. Who was the last person to call you? My dentist (I'm not a popular person. lol).

48. Do you sing in the shower? No.

49. Do you dance in the car? Mostly just sing.

50. Ever used a bow and arrow? Yes. It was really fun.

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? Probably in high school.

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? Yes, but in a great way.

53. Is Christmas stressful? No.

54. Ever eat a pierogi? I don't think so.

55. Favorite type of fruit pie? Apple, probably.

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? A clothes designer, then and interior designer, then just a plain ole artist. I was dumb.

57. Do you believe in ghosts? No.

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? Yes.

59. Take a vitamin daily? No.

60. Wear slippers? No. I don't wear any shoes in the house. I hate wearing socks and shoes.

61. Wear a bath robe? Nah.

62. What do you wear to bed? T-shirt and shorts.

63. First concert? Forecastle Festival - Beck headlined. Saw the Replacements and Billie Joe Armstrong was with them playing guitar. It was amazing.

64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? Yo, this shit is old because Kmart only exists online now. Walmart makes me want to die, and Target is expensive and their clothes suck.

65. Nike or Adidas? Adidas look cooler, I think. Own neither.

66. Cheetos Or Fritos? Neither.

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? Peanuts.

68. Favorite Taylor Swift song? Hard pass on all T. Swift songs. Thanks.

69. Ever take dance lessons? Lord, no.

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? I hope he can be a writer one day, like he wants to be.

71. Can you curl your tongue? Yes?

72. Ever won a spelling bee? Maybe.

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? Yesssss. When I got my dog over 14 years ago. I still love her and miss her.

74. What is your favorite book? Sadly, The Disaster Artist. Its fucking wild.

75. Do you study better with or without music? Without.

76. Regularly burn incense? No, I'm not a pot head. lol

77. Ever been in love? Yes!

78. Who would you like to see in concert? Jeff Rosenstock. I came so close earlier this year, but didn't have the money to travel to it.

79. What was the last concert you saw? Against Me.

80. Hot tea or cold tea? Cold tea.

81. Tea or coffee? Tea.

82. Favorite type of cookie? Chocolate chip, I guess.

83. Can you swim well? I can't swim at all. Poor kids never learn to swim.

84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? Why would I do that?

85. Are you patient? No.

86. DJ or band, at a wedding? Band. A crust punk band. lol

87. Ever won a contest? I won an art contest in middle school.

88. Ever have plastic surgery? No, but if I had money, I totally would. Life is short. Buy big titties. Get lip fillers. Suck out all your fat. Who cares.

89. Which are better black or green olives? Gross.

90. Opinions on sex before marriage? Love it.

91. Best room for a fireplace? None, because fireplaces increase your home owners insurance. lol

92. Do you want to get married? Sure. I'm in no rush, though. I'm happy to just live together.

[thisdayinfavrd]

February 8, 2009

A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, and my libido walk into a bar. Confused, the bartender turns out the lights. "Less dangerous," he thinks.   @sween (Jason Sweeney) – 56

Whenever I get in the shower, I marvel at all the girly bath products my wife has.  Then I grab my cleaning rock and bash myself clean.   @sween (Jason Sweeney) – 55

I got 99 problems, and bitches are problems 2, 7, 44, and 79-90.   @bcompton (Doom Nibbler) – 53

"I just wanted to surprise you."  "You never surprise a man in the nuts."   @CcSteff (Stephanie) – 51

All day long I've been resisting the urge to make a gratuitous, unfunny REO Speedwagon reference.  But I can't fight this feeling anymore.   @adamisacson (Adam Isacson) – 47

Adding "Go out on a Saturday night" to my bucket list.   @badbanana (Tim Siedell) – 42

So nice to have him home, snuggling all morning in bed, the big spoon to my little spoon and OH MY GOD STOP BREATHING ON ME.   @CcSteff (Stephanie) – 42

Hard to get to sleep with the tweet-up tomorrow.  Always keyed up right before I meet new people.  I calm down after I get them in the van.   @toldorknown (Arch Stanton) – 37

Showed off some of my basketball skills to the kids today. The highlight was when I drained a 3-pointer mid heart attack.   @badbanana (Tim Siedell) – 36

Jim gets home in 2 hours. I'm pouring shredded cheese into my mouth, listening to oldies and pooping with the door open while I still can.   @CcSteff (Stephanie) – 35

I always feel bad leaving Hank every year to go to #TED, but then I remember that, as much as I love him, he hasn't published.   @Moltz (Moltz) – 32

When I say I am useless without coffee, I don't mean to imply that I am some sort of fucking dynamo after a cup or two.   @CranberryPerson (N/A) – 30

My cat is afraid of a smaller neighborhood cat. He'll only go outside now if I go with him. I'd tell him to stop being such a pussy, but.   @adamisacson (Adam Isacson) – 30

Punctuation is under-appreciated: The answer to "Who wants a beer?" is "Me! Fuckin A, dude!" But remove the punctuation and it's a new day!   @ThunderDolt (Thunder Hussein Dolt) – 29

It's funny how Kellogg's is against something that requires bowls.   @AinsleyofAttack (Ainsley Drew) – 29

You are WEBSITE for a MOVIE THEATER yet CHRONICALLY FAIL TO LIST THE SHOW-TIMES. I am CONFUSED as to what you think your OTHER PURPOSE IS.   @tj (Fun Size Bytes) – 27

Ok, nerds! Everyone into the sofa cushion fort! We're watching "Tron"!   @sween (Jason Sweeney) – 26

In financial news, Burger King saw its revenue soar by $8.98 this weekend.   @detweiler (Detweiler, Brian) – 26

Is a Boba Fett action figure still worth money if it's been in someone's vagina? #askingforafriend   @abigvictory (Michele Catalano) – 26

Chocolate milk, bitches. CHOCOLATE MOTHERFUCKING MILK.   (FYI, that was accompanied by an elaborate series of finger snaps.)   @sween (Jason Sweeney) – 24

[wildfangz]

@liliithvatore tagged me in that simself thing thats been goin around DAYS ago but here it finally is! also thank you for the tag this was fun :-]

I tag @slythersim @thelurgoyf @seoulchii @weicyn @solitasims @daisydezem @raha-plays-the-sims if they want to do it & anyone that just wants to do it in general! message me and I’ll even @ u directly if u want. 

anyway lets DO THIS shitload of questions under the cut u’ve been warned!!!

1. what is your name?

julian

2. what is your nickname?

jewel, jules

3. birthday?

oct 26th

4. what is your favorite book series?

percy jackson and the olympians will probably always own my heart & soul

5. do you believe in aliens or ghosts?

yes & yes. tho i do think a lot of alien sightings and conspiracy theories and what not are bullshit

6. who is your favorite author?

maggie stiefvater probably? also cornelia funke but its been years since ive read anything by her so i cant be sure BUT i loved inkheart & the thief lord so much

7. what is your favorite radio station?

ummm when i listen to the radio at all i kinda just switch between two rock stations and our popular music station.

8. what is your favorite flavor of anything?

blue raspberry !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tasty and i love a blue tongue

9. what word would you use often to describe something great or wonderful?

cool. or bitchin’.  i play it simple

10. what is your current favorite song?

hands like houses - revive

11. what is your favorite word?

roulette and inhibition which i never get to use either as much as i want !

12. what was the last song you listened to?

emarosa - givin’ up ! its a bop!

13. what tv show would you recommend for everybody to watch?

the new she-ra on netflix its so good. and gay

14. what is your favorite movie to watch when you’re feeling down?

moana. its also like the only movie i dont have trouble getting thru despite how many times ive already seen it

15. do you play video games?

16. what is your biggest fear?

idk... being inherently unlovable i guess n ending up alone? also spiders !

17. what is your best quality, in your opinion?

im fairly open-minded and laid back. Unless someones being like, purposely nasty or something I generally don’t get defensive or aggressive. also a lot of little quirks that piss others off dont bother me im very u do u as long as its not actually harming anyone and ive had people tell me this makes it easier to open up to me so thats probably my best quality....

18. what is your worst quality, in your opinion?

....at the same time though i do get very sensitive when faced w/ criticism even if its of the fair variety when its not phrased really gently for various reasons and i dont like that. especially since I have a tendency to not even talk to people about it. I’ll just immediately start distancing myself. also other than that i think overall I have a really high tolerance lvl but if you cross that line I hold a grudge like a motherfucker

9. do you like cats or dogs better?

cats! dogs are good too but cats are a lot easier for me to handle...and quieter generally but even when they’re loud cat sounds dont get to me quite as much as barks do

20. what is your favorite season?

autumn but im starting to really like summer for some reason? wack :/

21. are you in a relationship?

nope

22. what is something you miss from your childhood?

the lack of responsibility, probably. that sounds real bad lmao but for me its like...I know I’ve grown in various ways over the years but I also feel like so many of my experiences, my trauma, my mental health has held me back and I don’t think I’m mentally where I should be for my age. so all the responsibility of adulthood is just..really overwhelming for me sometimes, even though ive been given a pass from certain aspects of it and the rest is pretty simple its the idea!!!!

23. who is your best friend?

my ex

24. what is your eye color?

25. what is your hair color?

26. who is someone you love?

my mom

27. who is someone you trust?

not really anyone rn unfortunately...would like 2 work on that

28. who is someone you think about often?

are my OCs a fair answer because i am always thinking about my babies.....

29. are you currently excited about/for something?

my favorite webcomic (that also has two of my all time favorite characters in it) just came back!! the artist disappeared back in 2015 like the day after I binge-read the whole fucking thing & i was so disappointed but its BACK and 2018 has been redeemed

30. what is your biggest obsession?

sims probably! i could talk about anything relating to it for hours

31. what was your favorite tv show as a child?

there were so damn many its hard to even think and figure out the most notable ones...i really, really liked teen titans though?

32. who of the opposite gender can you tell anything to, if anyone?

my ex, again

33. are you superstitious?

not terribly so but somewhat. I take certain things as signs and I mean I do believe in astrology & such to a degree

34. do you have any unusual phobias?

i used to be afraid of mirrors but thats all i can think of and its not even a thing anymore...the only other thing is tornadoes but i dont think its unusual. but it definitely sucks for me ‘cause i live in tornado alley!

35. do you prefer to be in front of the camera or behind it?

behind it....like taking pretty pictures and dont like ppl capturing my image 2 film

36. what is your favorite hobby?

sims.....also singing!!! and drawing!!!! video editing!!!!!!!!! the works

37. what was the last book you read?

The Dream Thieves....havent finished it though because last time i went to read it a spider was lying in wait and im traumatized

38. what was the last movie you watched?

coco i think???

39. what musical instruments do you play, if any?

drums, various other percussion instruments, and violin mainly

40. what is your favorite animal?

ferrets!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

41. what are your top 5 favorite tumblr blogs that you follow?

uhhhhh @bratsims @liliithvatore @cabsim @wildlyminiaturesandwich @keysims pls dont feel bad if i didnt include u these were just the first to pop into my head and ive been following some of them since I first made my blog!! and have kept up with their stories completely and enjoy them etc check them OUT !

42. what superpower do you wish you had?

shapeshifting!!! dysphoria? gone. ugliness? gone. want to morph into a fucked up clown and scare people when they realize all the classic clown features are a real actual part of my face? possible!

43. when and where do you feel most at peace?

chillin’ at the pool in summer during the part of the day when no ones there.... swimming is always relaxing 2 me then i love just resting under the sun and drying off afterwards especially since we have a little pond nearby and i can hear the water! its nice

44. what makes you smile?

always and without fail? interacting with anyone i have a crush on. i’ll look like a dope the whole time

45. what sports do you play, if any?

i used 2 play basketball a lot. Like not seriously but it was a thing

46. what is your favorite drink?

dr pepper and monster energy (original flavor) pumps through my veins at this point. we love a carbonated beverage

47. when was the last time you wrote a hand-written letter or note to somebody?

two years ago for my ex and I’s first year anniversary... I never got it mailed but I did at least take a picture of it (with included caption because my handwriting is atrocious). i was very up front about being a romantic and see heres the PROOF

48. are you afraid of heights?

nope! very excited by them actually

49. what is your biggest pet peeve?

i cant stand passive aggressive behavior. my stance is either get over it or quit acting like a bitch because otherwise im just going to ignore you thats the scorpio way (in all seriousness I really, really do recommend not putting up with it and ignoring it until they decide to be up front with you. it can be exhausting constantly reading into conversations and its not healthy for you or them. if they have something to say they need to learn to talk about it properly, and that lack of social skills is not ever on you)

50. have you ever been to a concert?

yep! i think about....six or so? i love them...which is really funny im autistic and EVERYTHING about them should freak me out and they do in other circumstances but at a show i just live for it

51. are you vegan/vegetarian?

nope! ive thought before id like to go vegetarian...but i couldnt do it with my health problems. also i love shrimp too much

52. when you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up?

ive always wanted to do something creative! when i was rlly young I thought a lot about singing and acting and writing in particular...all things im still interested in.... also i wanted to be a dictator ages 4-7 because i told my mom i wanted to be president of the world and make people do what i say and she said “honey thats a dictator not a president”. i then made that known at school and that turned into a situation!

53. what fictional world would you like to live in?

pokemon universe or bust. 

54. what is something you worry about?

never being able to do things i want to do or catching up with others because of my disabilities

55. are you scared of the dark?

yes but a reasonable amount i think

56. do you like to sing?

yes :]

57. have you ever skipped school?

yes i used to play sick a LOT and as my parents caught onto it id even go all out to convince them. i was good at school but i hated it so much

58. what is your favorite place on the planet?

dunno! malls maybe i love shopping and looking at material objects i wish to own

59. where would you like to live?

oregon! portland in particular thats been my dream for a few years now

60. do you have any pets?

a cat! he lives with my dad & grandma though...hes grown up there and likes going outside so I felt bad about taking him with me when i moved out but anyway this is him hes fat and stupid and i love him his name is coffee

61. are you more of an early bird or a night owl?

night owl because my rhythm is all fucked up but in my heart....an early bird...if i get a good nights sleep i’ll be up early yacking your ear off and so excited for the day

62. do you like sunrises or sunsets better?

sunsets are prettier...but sunrises feel more refreshing

63. do you know how to drive?

nope ! im gay !

64. do you prefer earbuds or headphones?

headphones. better sound quality also discourages people from talking to me slightly more

65. have you ever had braces?

nope! but i need them

66. what is your favorite genre of music?

post-hardcore maybe?

67. who is your hero?

every trans person living their truth and being open and loud about who they are past present & future. the worlds not particularly kind to us and our existence alone is considered a radical act, so its always given me hope to see others refusing to pretend to be someone they’re not in this environment and I’ll always have mad respect for that

68. do you read comic books?

i read manga and webcomics...ive always wanted to get into superhero comics but the amount of issues and different versions is ridiculous and makes it inaccessible 2 me 

69. what makes you the most angry?

i mean its hard to pinpoint what makes me angry the MOST...but a contender is definitely how some people feel free to treat others with cruelty and think its their god given right to deny or attack someones existence in some way, & how acts of kindness, even the most basic are branded as liberal bullshit or whatever....it goes against everything i was taught growing up

70. do you prefer to read on an electronic device or with a real book?

real book! electronic device can be easier but....rough on the eyes after a while and nothing beats the real thing for me

71. what was your favorite subject in school?

language arts...at least when we did creative writing stuff

72. do you have any siblings?

two older sisters & an older brother that passed away years ago but. still my brother u kno

73. what was the last thing you bought?

mocha frappe baby!!!!!

74. how tall are you?

5′4��

75. can you cook?

a little bit....not as much as id like to though but im learning

76. what are three things that you love?

storms, cheesy breadsticks, and cat purrs

77. what are three things that you hate?

unnecessary rudeness, being talked down to or generally treated like im stupid, grapefruit which is the worst thing on this list

78. do you have more female friends or more male friends?

female i think?

79. what is your sexual orientation?

im the big bad promiscuous bisexual your parents warned you about

80. where do you currently live?

oklahoma. gofundme campaign to get me out

81. who was the last person you texted?

my friend jojo! just Now!

82. when was the last time you cried?

yesterday afternoon but im a changed man now thats behind me. i will cry about different things soon

83. who is your favorite youtuber?

the mcelroy brothers. also super best friends play. matt, pat & woolie are all great tbh

84. do you like to take selfies?

depends on whether i feel ugly or terribly dysphoric that day or not

85. what is your favorite app?

ummmm....love live school idol festival ive been playin for years its an addiction

86. what is your relationship with your parent(s) like?

dad = bad mom = okay. theres some issues that strain it but its not too bad

87. what is your favorite foreign accent?

i have no idea what the fuck australians are talking about half the time but i dig it anyway 

88. what is a place that you’ve never been to, but you want to visit?

Italy, Greece, Germany, Japan, Mexico, various other states (ive only been out of state three times. twice to texas and then once to kansas. for five minutes)

89. what is your favorite number?

6!! 26 also

90. can you juggle?

ive always wanted to but alas.... :-[

91. are you religious?

i suppose...but im rlly not into organized religion

92. do you find outer space of the deep ocean to be more interesting?

space probably theres so fucking much of it man!

93. do you consider yourself to be a daredevil?

not to brag but sometimes i eat my mcdonalds hamburgers cold from the fridge so you can figure that one out yourself B)

94. are you allergic to anything?

pecans. not deathly allergic though so catch me eating turtle pie anyway! 

95. can you curl your tongue?

nope :[

96. can you wiggle your ears?

nope :[

97. how often do you admit that you were wrong about something?

usually as soon as i realize....unless someones being real smug and annoying then i might be stubborn about it

98. do you prefer the forest or the beach?

ive never been to the beach but i love her!!!

99. what is your favorite piece of advice that anyone has ever given you?

probably that you have to look at your accomplishments differently when you’re disabled or just struggling, to not be so down on yourself because its a fact that what might be a mole hill to someone else is a mountain to you and you have to judge yourself accordingly. Like maybe you weren’t able to clean the whole house, but washing the dishes and tidying your desk doesn’t usually get done but you did it. That that should be celebrated because while it would also feel good if you did more, you still did something and thats great all things considered.

100. are you a good liar?

sometimes, really depends what im lying about and if im like....into it at all. If my guts against it for whatever reason I’ll have trouble

101. what is your hogwarts house?

i always get slytherin or hufflepuff! usually with like 1 point difference

102. do you talk to yourself?

i am talking to myself right now as i fill this out

103. are you an introvert or an extrovert?

extrovert mainly! i used to think i was more introverted but now i think a lot of exhaustion when theres any comes from me just going the extra mile and actively trying to read people and pick up on social ques.... if I just chill im fine

104. do you keep a journal/diary?

nope...ive tried but i just cant keep up with it so i do the next best thing. shouting into the void on the internet to a bunch of strangers

105. do you believe in second chances?

depends on what you did the first time. Some people just don’t deserve taking that risk imo...but i can be a little guarded so maybe thats a bit too harsh

106. if you found a wallet full of money on the ground, what would you do?

turn it in, unless there was no identifying things in it & it was found somewhere kinda random. Then I’d maybe hold onto it unless my gut challenged that

107. do you believe that people are capable of change?

absolutely. i mean thats all we do throughout our lives is change and evolve...that being said I think extremely drastic changes are maybe not entirely impossible, but extremely rare, and the residue of the former self usually sticks around in some form

108. are you ticklish?

yes, dangerously so

109. have you ever been on a plane?

nope

110. do you have any piercings?

one day hopefully!

111. what fictional character do you wish was real?

asra from the arcana.....even if he wasn’t my boyfriend thats just a dude u could chill and eat some pomegranates with u know. Before I downloaded the app my friends kept telling me he was made for me and he really was he ticks like everything on my Favorite Characters Feature List except villain but he has that particular allure & attitude i like so much in villains so thats not a single point off hes perfect

112. do you have any tattoos?

nope...one day! hopefully!

113. what is the best decision that you’ve made in your life so far?

accepting my genderqueerness and bisexuality definitely. Self Love hasn’t been perfected just yet but that was such a huge step in the right direction

114. do you believe in karma?

yes! she doesn’t get shit done as much as id like however

115. do you wear glasses or contacts?

glasses. not contacts yet because my eye doctor is a bitch

116. do you want children?

I do....just not sure if id be a good parent. Its really important to me if I had a child itd be for the right reason and I could raise them well in a healthy environment & be able to take care of all their needs yknow

117. who is the smartest person you know?

probably my friend jojo

118. what is your most embarrassing memory?

one time i looked outside and the sunset was really pretty and i wanted to get a photo of it so i walked out.....and stood like right by the street so there weren’t trees in my way...and then i realized mid-pic 1) i am not wearing pants & my shirt is full of holes 2) id been depressed for days so my hair was a tangled mess. I tailed it back inside so i didnt even get a nice pic it was blurry!

119. have you ever pulled an all-nighter?

120. what colour are most of you clothes?

black i didnt even have to think about that one

121. do you like adventures?

they are pretty swell

122. have you ever been on tv?

a few times when i was little. always photobombing the news reporters 4 what i thought would eventually lead 2 fame & fortune

123. how old are you?

21

124. what is your favorite movie quote?

this is technically lyrics to that lil song in moana at the end but

“ They have stolen the heart from inside you. But this does not define you.”

hits me hard every time! emotional impact? i know her

125. sweet or savory?

sweet!!!!!!!! gotta balance out my bitter somehow