#IT'S SO GOOD. IT'S SO GOOD. IM GONNA FUCKING CRY. IT'S SO GOOD

[luvyeni]

( drabble ) intoxicated ̨ ! ୨୧ 一 방찬 ՞

⸃ ⸰ ⌁ chan comes home drunk with only one thing on his mindヾ

boyfriend!chan・ reader ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ g ・ smut ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ cw ・ sex under the influence, unprotected sex, breeding kink, pregnancy talk wc ・ ‎0.8k ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎| ‎ ‎click to library

request. can you make one of Bangchan? please, he is drunk and horny after a party and he is obsessed with getting her pregnant ?

「 ୨୧ authors note 」 i loved writing this idk why i hope you like it <3

looking at the clock it was way past midnight when you heard the door open. “baby!” you heard your boyfriends slurred voice. “baby where are you!” you shook your head — shrieking when he came bursting through the door. “baby!” he yelled out. “hi baby!” you laughed at how drunk he was. “hi chan.”

“hi baby.” he smiled, face flushed as he stumbled over his own feet. “not that drunk i swear.” he said, but his actions said otherwise. “i missed you so much.” he kicked his shoes off; unbuckling his pants. “wished you would’ve came out tonight.” taking his shirt off, tossing it. “it was fun.” he clumsily climbed into bed, falling flat on top of you. “bang christopher chan!” you yelled, slapping his bare back. “get off you are heavy.”

“why.” he whined , wrapping his arms around you. “why are you being so mean?” his face pressed against your stomach. “i love you so much and you’re being so mean.” his eyes closed, you shook your head, thinking he was going to fall asleep. “chan let’s lay down now.” you tapped his cheek. “come on baby.”

it was silent; you thought he had actually fallen asleep — that was until you felt his hands lifting up your shirt. “channie what are you doing?” he hummed. “just wanna feel my girl.” he rubbed all along your waist. “you smell nice.” you chuckled. “it’s your body wash.” you ran your fingers through his hair. “i know, but im talking about your natural scent, smell so sweet.” he kissed your bare stomach. “ch-chan.” you warned.

“what?” he said softly, slurring his words. “let’s lay down.” you said, trying to get him to sleep, even though he was slowly turning you on. “o-okay.” he said, before sitting up, quickly pulling you down, your head hitting the pillow. “let’s lay down.” he kissed your neck. “ch-chan you’re intoxicated, we’re not having sex tonight.” he whined against your ear. “you’re not taking advantage of me , i know you feel how much i want you right now.” he took your hand, running it down his abs, down past his waist. “see.” he groaned, placing it on his cock.

“ye-yeah but you’re still not in your right mind.” you didn’t want to egg him on, but he wasn’t having it. “im well in my right mind to know how much i want to put a baby right here.” he pointed to your stomach. “wanna fuck you so full that it has no choice but to stick.” the air was too thick, you could still smell the alcohol on his breath. “let me finally put a baby in you.” his hand working into your panties. “chris.” you moaned. “see you’re so wet, you want this, you want to be fucked full of my babies.” he groaned. “let me do that.” his fingers slipped into your dripping cunt. “gonna get you pregnant tonight.”

chan was insatiable when he was sober, but it was nothing compared to when he was drunk. you were on your 4th orgasm, chan on his second; the clock beside you was almost at 2:30 am, but he didn’t plan on stopping — determined to have you swollen with his kid by the end of the night. “fu-fuck baby.” he groaned, his hips snapping against yours. “fuck i love this sweet pussy so much.” he groaned, his face flushed. “chan.” you moaned out. “so fucking tight , taking my fat cock like the good girl you are.”

he was pinning you to the bed as he plowed into you. the squelching noises from your previous orgasms filling up the room. “fuck you hear that baby -fuck- you pretty pussy is talking to me.” he huffed. “she wants to be bred so bad , she crying for my cock.” his necklace dangling in front of you. “you wanna cum for me?” you nodded dumbly, you were now intoxicated but not like alcohol, but his cock, you sobbed out. “so bad.”

“cum for me.” he whispered in your ear. “fuck chan!” you screamed out, you sweet juices spraying all over his abdomen. “ye-yes fuck baby.” he groaned. “fuck cum all over me.” he continued you to fuck you. “that’s it -fuck- fuck me im gonna cum again.” he moaned, cock twitching as his filled you up for the third time that night. “fuck im gonna breed you , fill you with my seed, give you a pretty baby.” he groaned. “fuck i love you so much.”

feeling his warm cum pouring inside you, he sighed falling against you, your bodies sticking together. “chan , channie get up we have to clean ourselves.” you could feel his heart beating as he softly snored on top of you. you ran your fingers through his sweaty wet hair. “told you , you were tired.” you kissed the top of his head. “you big goof, you know you can’t hold your alcohol.” he wrapped his arms around you , holding you close. “sleep now.” you chuckled. “fine.” you said, finally drifting off to sleep.

almost a week later the two of you were standing over the sink in your bathroom , a positive pregnancy test sitting right in front of you.

©️LUVYENI

[bratisland]

Soldier boy x Bottom male!reader

cw: nothing really, just smut also not proofread

a/n: sorry for taking so long with thiiiss im just so tired from my exams and assignments and i still have so much to do... i hate this degree i hate uni . anyways heres gay porn

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To say you were surprised by soldier barging into your room, uninvited, just to fuck your brains out would be an understatement but you’re too horny to care about the reason…

He’s grunting above you, his thighs quivering as he feels you clench around his cock, “fuck, yeah, just like that.” you feel his hands tighten around your hips as he angles his dick and with a sharp thrust, reaches your prostate and it has you arching your back. 

His name spills from your lips with a cry, how did he know to do that? Did he even do it on purpose?

You don’t really get much more than a few seconds before you feel his thick cock drill into you, hitting your prostate every few thrusts; it has you seeing stars and judging by how loud he’s moaning, he likes it too.

He pulls himself up a little more, his hand pulling his hair back as he looks at you. You feel his cock throb as soon as his eyes settle on yours, “jerk yourself off while i fuck your brains out” he positions himself once again, wrapping your legs around his waist as his hands fly to your hips like its muscle memory; as if he’s thought about this a million times already.

His pace is unforgiving as he drives his cock in and out, little to no regard for your pleasure as he gets himself off with that tight hole. “You’re so fuckin’ tight, you a virgin, loser?” 

You can’t even retort, your hand working your own dick as his is just so fucking deep and, pains to admit, so thick. Dick so good it makes you mindless, and it makes you so mas because fuck why is he so good at this.

You feel his hand grip your face by your chin, his hips still moving, “you gonna answer me fucker?” you sputter as you feel yourself getting close, “fuck– yeah i am, what about it–!” 

as soon as that “yeah” left your mouth, you hear him growl as his cock throbs inside you. “that’s…” he cuts himself off with a hiss as you tighten around him, he can tell you’re close. 

He doesn’t know why, but he buries his head in the junction where your shoulder and neck meet, you would think it was cute if he didn’t bite down, making you cum unexpectedly with a high pitched whine; your nails digging into his biceps just to hold onto something, your dick long forgotten by you. 

He groans into your skin as you tighten around him even more, cumming inside you with a really quiet whine. Your breathing goes heavy and you shudder as you feel his load fill you up, you’re pretty sure it’s dripping onto the sheets. 

When he doesn’t pull out you open your mouth to ask something and he just… kisses you, and this time it’s so much more gentle. 

[nonbinarylesbianherb]

[ratatatastic]

maffhew who refuses to say runebergin torttu because he knows hes gonna butcher it so bad he might be kicked out of the country the second he tries and staunchly avoids that by going "the one dessert that barky is going to have to explain 😃"

sasha who gets faced with the most generic description of everything hes ever eaten in his life so far because of maffhew and going "???... oh you mean runebergin torttu!"

"he did good he liked the food and he likes the finland so far so its good" sasha says with so much pride now that all the anxiety has left his system that his husband teammate is enjoying his country and doesnt hate it

media availability | 10.29.24 (x)(x)

the smile of a man who knowlingly doomed his husband and said husband using all his brain power to context clues his way to whatever the fuck he just got asked that his brain is running hotter than a mid 2012 macbook air thats somehow still alive in the year of the lord 2024 but girl does she chug along shes louder than a fighter jet

[stefisdoingthings]

but I've seen the tides are rising, where once there was a shore i can still remember houses stripped to the floor

[ovaryacted]

I’m so sick to my stomach. Somebody please get me off of the floor. LORD I CAN’T DO THIS RIGHT NOW! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! GODAMMIT!

[xxplastic-cubexx]

was watching apocalypse with my brother and once the cerebro scene popped up he was like 'charles has a helmet like erik, only instead of keeping people out, he tries to reach out and connect with others' like guys i need to bash him with a rock

[luck-of-the-drawings]

[<==PREV PAGES] [NEXT PAGE==>(not out yet.wait a year.or maybe more.imagine.]

saw alot of comments on prev pages; saying 'i HATE that mean teacher! im gonna FIGHT HIM!!' & i LOVE the energy!! it WOULD be nice. to have that catharsis. but the story of young tidestrider is Not one of catharsis. it is a story of being so small and so special and sucking so bad.

[forget-me-ghost]

I just saw not one, not three but TWO leaks from the next season of Hazbin Hotel (if you haven't seen the leaks or don't want potential spoilers TURN AROUND)

If it's true and Rossie owns Alastor's soul I'm going to be devastated and feel rly rly stupid for adoring their friendship.

WDYM THE FRIENDSHIP WAS AN OWNERSHIP ALL ALONG?

I need a minute...

[barghest-land]

how i was drawing horses when i was 4yo, and how i draw them now (i'm 27)

thought all my childhood drawings were gone but i was wrong! i've found some of them and i'm still giggling looking at all the goofy horses. it was pretty much all i was drawing back then

i guess it took me 23 years to draw them like i do now whoops

[neonlitlesbians]

that girls band sure can make you cry huh

[wikitpowers]

yeah the other tsc ship angst is usually insane but kit & ty angst is on another level entirely like no other couple had SO MUCH built up pain and heartbreak and no other couple had THREE FUCKING YEARS apart like????

the angst is gonna be fucking crazy like actually

[p4nishers]

im gnawing on this interview like a dog on a fucking bone.

[rainofthetwilight]

honestly, when i first saw sora's backstory, i didnt react much, but now im noticing everything and its just really sad to think about

see this little kid who was full of hope? see this girl, that was just an innocent kid full of life, having that one role model that every kid had in some point of their lives?

this girl was then stripped away from everything she loved the moment she realized the truth, that this "role model" of hers was abusing poor innocent creatures, that their people have been brainwashed by this so-called emperess she actually used to follow, having your own parents shun you and take away everything you had and isolate you just because you knew the truth, and said truth wasnt just something bad, no, it was a fucking nightmare to think about, imagine taking that all in at 10

if the merge never happend, she would've been stuck in that sucker of a realm her whole life. she wouldve never been able to continue her childhood, her love for tech, nothing just absolutely nothing. she wouldve been locked away and alone forever, she wouldnt even have her own family by her side

the fact she didnt even hesitate to leave when the merge happend is heartbreaking, she was so fucking young, and was treated so poorly by everyone. imagine staying like that for probably months. she even named herself after that freaking dragon to respect her.

and as someone who actually experienced what sora had to endure when i was a kid, being shunned by my family for nearly a year during that time, i just have to point out that:

ana and sora are two completely different charcters.

when ana left, she became sora. a completely new person that was an ending with a new beginning, seeds that became remenants.

I know alot of people will disagree with me and say that lloyd had a tougher backstory, or maybe harumi, etc, but every charcter experienced something the other wouldnt handle, making no tragedy rougher than the other

i have nothing else to say but..damn

[streetlightgoblin]

Oh author dear author I hope you realize what you have done to my mind...

Spoilers for The Wretched Storms Overhead

Gooood the scene was so good everything about this fic so far is so good you should read it

Fic belongs to @aerkan

They are very very good

It's only the very beginnings of the fic so far but

But

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