#IT'S DANGEROUS
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I had a Thought today I feel I need to share with everyone: it would be impossible to 69 with K枚nig.
18+ only, duh
That man is so insanely big. Once he'd have your thighs pinned to either side of his face, there's not a chance in hell you'd ever be able to get his cock anywhere near your lips, your torso splayed against his chest, fingers reaching down to curl around his shaft, to touch whatever skin your stretched arms will allow you. And the best part is, he wouldn't even notice that you're desperately trying to return the near blinding pleasure he's giving you, too absorbed in the way your folds glisten with a mixture of your arousal and his spit, lost in the little whines and pleas that fall from your lips at every swipe of his tongue.
Yes, I am very aware that this man has a massive dick, but even then it'd be torturously out of reach, twitching against his abdomen as if it was taunting you. And sure, in theory you could squirm and wriggle and try to manoeuvre you're way down his torso, but if you think for a fucking second that K枚nig is going to relinquish his hold on you, you'd be very, very wrong. No, this man's fingers would be gripping the flesh of your thighs so hard he'd leave bruises, perfect indents of his fingertips marked with splashes of green and purple that take weeks to fade. You'd be well and truly at his mercy, unable to do anything but lie atop his chest and take it, stuck between needing more, and craving the feeling of your lips stretched around his cock.
And if you thought that wasn't already overwhelming, he'd be moaning into your cunt as though he was the one getting head, the vibrations of his voice sending a series of shocks to your clit and up your spine with every word and whine uttered against your core.
"You taste like heaven, f眉rstin," followed by, "Ich kann nicht genug davon bekommen, I need you more, always more."
He'd only notice your struggles after tongue-fucking you through your third climax, when he feels your nails rake deep red lines into his torso, trying to claw your way down his chest, your eyes locked onto the deep maroon flush to his cockhead. Your desperation to pleasure him would be the only reason he'd release his grip on you just enough for you to get your lips wrapped around the tip; knowing that right now, he can make you feel good by letting you please him.
He definitely wouldn't be complaining, however, his head thrown back against the mattress as you languidly swirl your tongue around whatever you can fit in your mouth, large hands moving from your thighs to toy with your spit-soaked clit, if only to relish in the way you whine around him. He'd make sure you cum once more before he lets himself find his own release, your high keens translating to deliciously sinful pleasure from where his cock is buried past your lips, finally pushing him over the edge as he kicks up his hips and savours the way your throat spasms around him, greedily drinking down his seed despite the sudden intrusion.
But even after that, he still wouldn't be satiated. After all, his pleasure is tied directly to yours, so your legs will undoubtedly end up wrapped around his head once again, because the truth is, he can never get enough of you, and you're too good for him to ever deny the sanctuary you hold between quaking thighs.
#i had said thought whilst driving#can i just say#do not recommend#it's dangerous#LMFAO#konig#k枚nig cod#k枚nig#k枚nig x reader#k枚nig x you#k枚nig mw2#k枚nig smut#konig x reader#konig smut#konig cod#鈽侊笌鈰厀riting
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The exact moment that Plas and Woozy meet.
Context really doesn't change much here. You'd think it would. But it really doesn't.
#and that kids is how i met your mother#woozy put that down#it's dangerous#someone could lose an arm#the original jack cole run is so important to me#the only plas for me tbh
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get you a man who can do both
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FF7 Fandom PSA
This is not a callout post, this is a warning about a genuinely dangerous abuser who uses fandom spaces to acquire victims.
Apparently my abusive ex is ingratiating himself into fandom spaces again, so if you're in the FF7 fandom please keep an eye out for someone calling himself Pix or Pixeled.
The details of what he did to me specifically are available in a post from almost exactly two years ago, readable here. Other people have shared their own stories, but I don't have the energy to dig up all of them. Trigger warnings for gaslighting, emotional abuse, violent threats, forced isolation, manipulation, and more that I'm definitely missing.
Known usernames:
Instagram: midgardsomrnights, pixeledartsy, okgoosefus, pixeledpalace
AO3: pixeled, pixeledxxx
tiktok: pixrexpen, gaywrathlet
FFXIV: sarielperedhil (on Brynhildr)
ko-fi: pixrexpalace
Other: pix pendragon, pixeled pendragon, pixrexpendragon
Some of these are current, most of them are not; he's no longer active here or on Twitter that I'm aware of, so I'm not referring to his usernames there, but he uses some combination of parts from these for his usernames everywhere so they followed the same theme.
This is not "fandom drama," this is a sincere warning to anyone in his orbit to be careful and be safe. Please love yourself more than he wants you to.
With that in mind, there are more personal details under the cut, discussing the fallout of going public with his abuse and more of his behavior; no screenshots on these because it's years in the past, not all of the related accounts and spaces still exist, and back when I was first gathering evidence I had to stop before it lapsed into the territory of emotional self-harm.
Same trigger warnings as above, plus racism, (implied) sexual exploitation, sexual manipulation, and discussion of Body Dysmorphic Disorder.
I want to be very clear that I was not the first person to go through this, I was just the first to go public afterward. I have lost relationships with people I thought were friends by doing so, and actually been referred to as abusive in response to my initial thread on Twitter letting people know what he'd done. I've had people who used his treatment of me as an excuse to join in with hurting me go on to co-opt my abuse to make themselves look like victims, claiming that we were best friends until he drove us apart鈥攐r worse, to use him as a complete stand-in for their own behavior, implying or outright stating that he forced them to isolate me from friends and fandom activities and treat me like shit, all while these people have me blocked on every possible platform where I could reconnect with them.
Pix was the Bad Guy of early 2022 on FF7 Twitter, and while he deserved the title, not everything everyone said about him was true. Not everything everyone said about me was true, either, but people tend to take anything connected to fandom as "drama," even when it involves literal abuse.
One thing I never told anyone except my closest friends is that Pix drove me to the verge of suicide multiple times. He put up videos insulting me to be "funny" and got friends laughing along, when I asked him to stop teasing me all the time he exploded and said that he was allowed to express himself however he wanted and if I had a problem then I should break up with him so he could finally kill himself guilt-free, he told me that he wasn't going to placate me anymore by saying "I love you," he told me in public spaces to shut up because I didn't know anything. He used racist slurs against Asian people behind my back and told everyone who called him on it that I'd told him it was all right, leading to a continuing belief among some circles that I have some deep internalized racism toward my own fucking ethnicity.
He told me that his mother saw me as a whore and a homewrecker, because I'd seduced him away from his boyfriend of eight years鈥攊n spite of the fact that I told him outright I did not want a romantic relationship with him because he was already in one, and I wouldn't be party to cheating. When I went public with what he did, he claimed that I pressured him into a romantic relationship, neglecting to mention that he'd been pushing for one almost since we met and that I'd shot him down because he was already with someone else. He said that I'd forced him to break up with his boyfriend, and seemed to be implying that I'd somehow sexually exploited him because I'm a cisgender lesbian and he identified as an aro/ace trans man at the time we broke up. When we got together, he identified as a bisexual nonbinary person.
To be completely honest, though, his orientation and gender identity doesn't even fucking matter with regards to the implication that I exploited him because we never had any form of sexual contact鈥攗nless you want to count RP, which I don't, and if I did I would be calling him a cheater because I was not his only RP partner.
To be completely clear, we were in a long distance relationship, thousands of miles apart, and we had no sexual contact. We never sexted, we never had phone sex, we never even exchanged dirty pictures. Our relationship had no sexual element whatsoever. He eventually told me in no uncertain terms that if/when we got married, he wasn't going to sleep with me because he didn't have a sex drive anymore due to trauma, and that since I loved him so much I'd have to be happy with that.
He would remind me of this when my Body Dysmorphic Disorder began to relapse constantly from the amount of stress he had me under, because my experience with the condition is rooted on my lack of physical femininity and leads me to see myself as completely sexually repulsive. When I was triggered and trying to untie the knot in my chest that made me want to throw up at the thought of my own body, he would remind me that I didn't have to worry about being too ugly for sex with him, because he was never going to fuck me anyway. That it didn't matter if I was disgusting, because he found all bodies disgusting, so really I was lucky to have him. He didn't even care that I was disabled and that my arms and legs are too long, that my joints slip out of place all the time, that the way I have to move sometimes to keep from hurting makes me look "weird and stupid." I was so lucky to have him, because even though he was very aware of all those things, he didn't actually care. He wasn't going to fuck me anyway.
The last Christmas card he sent me literally had the words "You deserve a high-five!" printed on the front, and on the reverse he'd written something along the lines of "okay but you know I'd be sure to miss and slap you in the face, sorry not sorry."
He made my life hell in every possible way, and people said it was drama because we met through fandom鈥攁nd that I deserved it, honestly, since I was so fucked up and he was such a good person for even caring about me in the first place. I deserved it, people said, since I turned around and stabbed him in the back after he'd done so much for me for the years we were together. It was just fandom drama, they said, and I was just thriving off the social capital it allegedly earned me.
And now he's back and making new friends, but it's fine because this all happened years ago, and everyone with a brain should be able to see that it's just fandom drama. But it's not. It never was. Don't let him convince you otherwise.
#PSA#personal#abuse tw#should I tag this with the fandom?#should I put it on the block?#it's dangerous#for me#but I think it's worth it#to keep others safe#final fantasy 7#FF7#final fantasy vii#FFVII#rufus shinra#tsengru#rutseng#the [redacted] files
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Just curious
#epic the musical#epic hermes#wouldn't you like#dangerous#personally#it's dangerous#jorge rivera herrans#TROY
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via theoceanblooms
#wanted this on my blog because it's important#this need for black and white morality in fiction is not only boring#it's dangerous#this thread was originally about#succession#but it very much applies to#hydra trash party#and MANY other fandoms#important things#abuse#fandom
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I鈥檓 not sure if someone might have asked a question like this, but do you see Law being a girl dad?
Oh yeah - I see him being a pretty good dad all around. He's kind of similar to Kid in my eyes in that I don't think he's seeking out having a family, but if it happened he's not going to turn tail and run off.
He might not keep them with him, in canon AU especially, but I don't see him just going out for milk and not coming back like /cough/yasopp/cough/ some people.
But regardless of what kind of child he ends up with, I think he'd be a good dad for them. ^_^
>.>
I can see him getting so focused on reading something that he looks up when someone comes in and that's when he realizes someone's put his hair randomly into little tiny pony tails XD
Law with an assortment of brightly colored plastic hair ties, hair sticking out in odd directions.
#trafalgar law#side blog#anon asks#quin answers#dad Law#don't read at the couch buddy#it's dangerous
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that's it. if i ever meet an ai programmer, i'm stuffing their ass into a locker. movie bullies were right. jocks just play silly little games with the boys. nerds, on the other hand, wanted to build a computer girlfriend because they couldn't get laid or whatever and now we're all paying the existential consequences
#see this is what happens when you sell people on the idea that nerds are cool#it's dangerous#send them back to the bottom of the social food chain where they belong
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If you are part of fandom culture and respect fandom artists I'm begging you please don't use ai art, for decades fanartists had put their passion on art works keeping fandoms alive by making content for free of a shared loved for a show or media, to use ai art it's to basically signal to those talented individuals that their work and passion is not important at all against a short term gratification and all their work is not worthy. ai art is art theft.
Keep fanart and fanwork culture alive
Keep fandom alive
#ai art theft#wwdits#ofmd#good omens#supernatural#Sherlock#avengers#lord of the rings#fandom culture#fan content#respect real life artists#anti ai art#anti ai#also don't feed your own face to the ai#it's dangerous
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If you were allowed to have a name do you have one in mind then? Just as an idea of course
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I'm thinking of starting a (insert witty name) fund for a pair of brass knuckles. I've got a bad feeling the next four years are gonna get dangerous and until I get a conceal and carry I'd like to have some PRACTICAL self defense.
So if anyone has suggestions of good places to shop for said item or wanna donate to the fund lemme know
No tasers and pepper spray are not that practical, sorry.
#transgender#transfem#trans girl#self defense#trans#mtf trans#mtf#transgirl#trans pride#mtf girl#fundraising#politics#it's dangerous
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marc don't do that.... don't give me hope
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Flirting is all fun and games until you start to catch feelings, lmao.
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yeah no comment on the santa.
#when your friends know you TOO well.#it's dangerous#linds 馃#I love you#tumblr friends 馃拹#jas answers
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https://youtu.be/Rh5YaD-On4Q?feature=shared
Yes there is a gas cloud out there that smells like raspberries but also there's no AIR
Yes space is big and pretty and amazing like the ocean but also like the ocean she doesn't care if you live or die, and she will kill you through sheer apathy
#writeblr#writers on tumblr#space is scary#it's too much#it's dangerous#there's no air#you will die instantly#the human body was not meant for space#just no
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