#IT'S ALWAYS ME
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maximumkillshot · 1 year ago
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Round 2
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My second ambulance ride in about 2 weeks.... lovely. First one for seizures... now possible blood clots and heart palpitations... I hate this.
Not to mention emt's were joking around saying what I was feeling was "a lot".
No shit, it feels like someone's punching my heart through my diaphragm, tugging on my heart, and flipping it... yeah, "a lot" doesn't even begin to cover it.
I've never been so embarrassed tbh. Like I wasn't even there with operating ears.
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ashley--nicole · 1 year ago
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I swear I am the Neville Longbottom of my family.
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eklipxe · 2 years ago
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zelkams-art · 1 month ago
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in all timelines in all possibilities only you can show me this
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twinliches · 6 months ago
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shoutout to the guy who after unsuccessfully hitting on my sister and being politely declined asked her "is it okay if i ask your brother instead" and when she said yes gave me a long and searching look before sighing and going "no. i am not drunk enough to go for a dude. but you look like an angel" happy bisexual pride to this man and this man only. hope you figure it out soon king
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emiett · 1 month ago
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Taking the DIES key to the OMEN room
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carry-on-my-wayward-butt · 9 months ago
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its so brave that you have such a 2012-coded url in this 2024 world
would you call a bear brave for standing in a new construction suburb or would you recognize the unfamiliar world they built around him
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starridge · 5 months ago
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puppet hour was brutal
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sabertoothwalrus · 9 months ago
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girldad mode activate
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cardo-de-comer · 16 days ago
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Sun is always the calm one. While the Moon has more fps, always moves and wants to gnaw on walls, pace around and destroy timelines, the Sun is the one who prevents the chaos, usually by doing nothing. Or at least that's how I see them.
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nariarts · 6 months ago
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Spent a ridiculous amount of time last night obsessively editing my hand written zines in Photoshop to take away any tiny blemishes so they were definitely readable.
Whatever. Understand or don't.
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pangur-and-grim · 1 month ago
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one thing that took me embarrassingly long to learn is "sometimes when people say things, they will not be true."
I used to tell people about this revelation and they'd be like yeah.....duh.....but like, why wouldn't my base assumption be that you're communicating to me in a straightforward manner. anyway, I get scammed a lot.
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eydilily · 2 months ago
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(look at what i have to offer) — this is the spider's nest.
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cork-run · 7 months ago
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the names of certain mob-involved trans women have been changed
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luxury-nightmare · 17 days ago
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Odysseus: Penelope I am not the same person you fell in love with, I have done terrible things to get home. I understand if you can’t accept the monstrous things I have done-
Penelope: cool, could you please move this wedding bed
Odysseus: what, no!
Penelope: that’s my husband
Odysseus: Penelope I have killed so many
Penelope: I don’t give a shit
Odysseus: I sacrificed my crew-
Penelope: And I would’ve done the same
Odysseus: I am covered in the blood of the suitors
Penelope: and you look fantastic
Odysseus: I TORTURED A GOD ON HIS OWN WEAPON
Penelope: and that was incredibly sexy of you
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attleboy · 8 months ago
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TADC SPOILERS AHEAD!! //
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don't forget
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