#IT’S STILL MAY 8 IN MY TIME ZONE IM OK

[omnipotent-omnicube]

GUYS LOOK ITS THE BIRTHDAY BOY

[caninekakashi]

1 16 and 22 djdjsjdjfj <33333

I OWE YOU MY LIFE. im gonna do 22 first because everything else has to go under a cut its SO much

22. how much of your own self/experiences do you believe pours into your projects? if this differs per project, which projects have the most and least of you?

so much! i have to project onto these men or i will go insane. my brain is a big cocktail of disorders so i love seasoning characters with trauma or other issues and just forcing them to go through it, if a fic is lighter ill try to keep it softer but if i really want to write a whump fic, no one is coming out of that without at least 8 years of therapy

ok under cut now <3

give short descriptions of all your current WIPs

ok this is kind of a mess because i have so many

kkgai secret marriage fic: essentially team 7 decides that kk is a lonely sad man and start trying to set him up with literally anyone they can think of, blissfully unaware of the fact that gai and kk have been married for 3-5 years. all of the other shinobi know and do not say anything because this is hilarious to watch play out. this is sadly one of the least done ones </3

heart of a dog: i already have a oneshot up on this for ao3 but its going to be kkgai early years to pre-team7 and then a dif fic for after team7 to the ending. i am exploring youth mental illness and kakashi being a dog. this was mainly an excuse to write a slightly feral wolf kakashi

obkk pwp 1: kakashi's chakra veins get frozen fighting kiri nin while on a mission with obito, obito funnels his fire into a chakra massage to help melt the ice in kakashi, kakashi is half naked for Reasons and obito is pretty much fondling him in a sensory way.

slip your wedding veil over my eyes (leave me mourning, leave me blind.) obkk unknown marriage fic: follows canon events up until ob gives kk the sharingan, uchiha clan traditions dictate that a sharingan is a marriage present (exchanged between 2 clan members or between the clan member and the one being invited). ob does this as a last ditch effort to ensure that kks can NEVER have the sharingan taken away from him. since rin does the procedure she is counted as a witness and its a binding agreement. there WILL be angst in this

“with this eye i curse you, as you curse me. what i feel for you, you will feel through me. to the end of all things, i will fan your flame eternally. <- wip vows

you're here forever 2: this is another gift fic for u actually sdjhgs, obkkrin being in the timeout den all day. kakashi is very zoned out and very dog, obito woke up without a bedspread, rin is the only functional adult in the house that day

currently only at 2k words so its still Coming Along

explosion sound: friend sent me this i laughed about it for a full day. went "wait obkk" and started writing like an insane person. video is nearly verbatim conversation ob and rin have

time of the month: obito confuses the menstrual cycle with the phases of the moon <3 he is 13. rin and kk want 2 kill him and minato is dying

hokage requirments include fucking uchihas: thought about THIS post way too much, and decided that'd be a great post war redemption arc for obito

top surgery:

i genuinely don't know, this is the only thing written in that doc.

16. to what extent do you research for your writing?

for hoad i was googling the gender ratio for wolf litters at 3 in the morning. i don't know. what that necessarily MEANS for me... but it cannot be good.

this was to differentiate between hatake clan and inuzuka clan traits btw. for a throwaway line of topic that may not ever be used in fic, but it IS in my lore bible.

[thisisrachel]

what i learned in 2021

1. do not procrastinate on things you need to get done. it will only stress you out more. ask someone to help you accomplish the task no matter how small if that’s what you need, but either way- do it as soon as you think about it

2. it doesn’t matter where you are it’s who you’re with. i may have gotten this from Aquamarine, but it’s never been more true

3. learn to be comfortable on your own. being your own best friend and taking yourself on dates, doing things alone is such a power and i am realizing how dependent i am.

4. take good risks! my favorite teacher taught me this and i am still learning it. taking risks is so scary but so worth it

5. budget budget budget. being a grown up is damn hard

6. cherish your family. it took my grandma dying for my whole family to be in one room again and we haven’t been together in almost a year since then. but text them and call them and let them know you’re thinking of them.

7. give more hugs HHUGS ALWAYS i don’t care if your love language isn’t physical touch. hugs are the best

8. airplanes suck, air fryers don’t. they don’t have anything to do with each other yet everything to do with each other. invest in a good airplane pillow

9. prioritize your health. when you feel it slipping don’t keep that habit going. find something to change it, bc you will only feel worse down the line. you will never regret starting it asap

10. you are still beautiful even when he doesn’t like you anymore

11. get over breakups fast it doesn’t matter in the long run and you’ll be ok i PROMISE. it is the absolute worst thing and you won’t feel like you can cry any harder than you are but you will be ok

12. mcdonald’s fries im sorry

13. do stuff that scares you and get out of your comfort zone. this is so important! my teacher told us our hw every weekend was to do something we have never done before and i’ve never cherished a professor’s words more.

14. crying will NOT WIN HIM BACK. cry all you want but don’t let him know HE DOesnt CARE THAT MUCH. not to be mean because he does care for you, but crying won’t change the fact that you are broken up. stop overthinking and wondering “what if” or “if i had only been __”. that will not change the outcome. you were meant to break up or not be together at this time.

15. appreciate where you are when you’re there. you won’t know how much you’ll miss it until you’re gone. it’s such a beautiful life.

16. donate plasma- you’ll get invite to married couples’ poker nights and get $1000

17. black bean crunchwrap supreme

18. keep contact with long distance friends. i’ve come to learn this as i get more and more into adulthood. you no longer just have friend in your county. you have friends all over the world and that in and of itself is amazing

19. weddings are so fun go help at all of them! cater them, serve the bride and groom and dance when no one else is, help dj, serve the cake, be the only one to catch the bride’s bouquet, and stay to help clean up at the end

20. buying a car sucks. appreciate your father

21. tinsel in your hair. that’s all you need

22. there is someone sweet everywhere you turn in life- find it!

[patchdotexe]

Explorers of Arvus: uhhhh / 3.23.21

today's notes are different from usual bc. well. you'll see

LAST TIME ON EXPLORERS OF ARVUS i broke my sleep schedule and am barely existing so this is fine. we went back to camp vengeance an uhhhhhhhhhhhh we are now going to fuck off into the forest to die or prove a very important point

oh god we forgot to level up

[mgd voice] BOOSTING NYX TO MAXIMUM LEVEL

im so fuckin tired. what on earth am i doing. how do i level again

k is not here this time but instead we've got mae+nii bonking their heads together to simulate 2 braincells and so far it is not working. i might just have to like fuckin, drop out n zzz partway thru or somethin. would be fun to see how chaotic michael makes charlie in my absensce

oh wait i can do d&dbeyond i think. how do i work this again. will i ever remember i have shield

what level am i. level 6? pog. oh shit i think i have a new thing

. new spell

. 3 total 3rd level spell slots

. bend luck! i can now screw people over on purpose (and will probably use my sorcery points FINALLY)

michael is leveling charlie up bc my brain is apple sos

ASDXFKLJFH I FEEL CALLED OUT zec rb'd my most recent art of MaX with "all i know about xem is that leo likes xem a lot that's the extent of my knowledge" THANK U FOR SUPPORTIN ME ANYWAY

there will be less blaseball distractions than last time bc blaseball is now on siesta. however i will still have MaX brainrot in the background bc i was drawing xem

wyatt mason my beloved

OKAY I GOTTA MUTE THE TACO STAND FOR THE ENTIRETY OF D&D i cannot and will not get distracted. we can do this. we

nintendo wii

we havent even started yet and im already incoherent

ok i have made a decision and that decision is that i do not have the brainpower to play. however i do have the brianpower to take notes hopefully! so ill just like. vibe. this will be a first

oh man im gonan pick up Blink. charlie is gonna be a fucking menace to herself and others

oh my god its not concentration so charlie may continue teleporting while unconscious. thorne is going to hate this

[charlie gets her soul eaten by a ring] [charlie singing dragonston din tei at halvkWAIT JORB HAS A PRIZE

jorb got a thing! an evil genius thing! figure man. fugrine. figuring. help

GREEN HAS DIAGNOSED ME AS TIGREX MONSTERHUNTER i love this

my notes are a disaster. this is so sucks

serotonin is stored in the wiggly zoomy jorb camera

jorb: his pinky is the size of the rest of his fingers

leo: he has a disease

jorb: he has a disease.

jorb: that disease is male pattern baldness

leo: [reduced to tearful giggling for mysterious reasons]

LAST TIME, ON EXPLORERS OF ARVUS: we've returned to camp vengeance! taure is still unconscious, which is not very great. camp vengeance is doin better tho!

michael, as part of the recap: ingrid is getting railed by her new girlfriend,

first dice roll of the day is michael rolled a 1. good start

OH THORNE IS AN ARTIFICER NOW thorne took a level in artificer!

"...it's like figuring out the right mathematical equation to summon a gun."

group is gonna go check out the statue that we passed by now that we're not WHAT DO YOU MEAN PONK AND GEORGE CANONICALLY HAVE IBS thats it im not looking at 772 anymore

im doing a bad job of paying attention but at least im Present

SIERON LEARNED FLY AND USED IT ON CHARLIE

michael: what do you want to do with your new flying powers?

leo: how many problems can i cause in 10 minutes

guard 1: ...why is the halfling flying?

guard 2: [rolls a 3 on intelligence] i think they can just do that

groundhogs, the real scourge of the campaign

silje and sieron are gonna hunt a big elk. they got distracted and sieron is putting grass on silje's head. i think

WAIT WE'RE ON WATCH NOW FUCK

we have discovered kali's tragic backstory whoops

update i am. too sleepy for this. good nigh everyone

[ and then leo went and somewhat took a nap! solar, normally playing thorne, started playing charlie in my stead. @jorbs-palace, local hero, started taking shitpost notes in my stead. ]

jorb's ghostwritten notes for leo:

help solar is immediately doing a cursed voice for charlie. charlie can do so many crimes

congratulations, charlie is now temporarily immortal!

dwarves can hit things with their beard

kali wants to know if she's legally allowed to bail

she'd feel really bad if she had to loot our corpses for payment if we died.

we have entered the Tree Zone

one of the corpses is now a flamingo (has one leg)

silje has decided to stab the ground. take that, dirt

kali was large size for a second there but then she remembered to not be a giant

"you accidentally deleted my cat?!"

silje has learned naruto cloning jutsu

be gone, thot

oh boy, making an int check to look at a statue! 11! silje is dumb apparently.

hmm. the statue has divination magic. it's also affecting silje.

SILJE LEARNED A 6TH LEVEL SPELL? its only single use but still

you solved my statue riddllllleeeee

thorne forgot to have eyes

its a shame mac and cheese doesnt exist in the d&d universe

wizards are just math criminals (the criminal part is setting people on fire)

sieron crit fails a check but it was still a 9 because of having +8

thorne is looking for what's weird!

uh oh music got scary, never a good sign

hmm. those leaves over there weren't dead a moment ago.

UNDEAD TROLL TIME! rolling initiative

"it's ok, im a wizard, it's my duty to be correct." "wow! waow!"

woooah here he comes

IT JUST DID HALF SIERON'S HEALTH AS A PASSIVE END OF TURN EFFECT?

thorne backed up and cast eldri- oh, ray of enfeeblement. character development continues

charlie is going to just blink out of existence for a minute.

big chungus has grabbed silje and sieron. BIG CHUNGUS HAS THROWN SILJE AND SIERON.

sieron is using hit and run tactics! isn't good at his extra attack yet though

silje is activating bid bid blood blood blood

thorne uses beam of skipping your leg day. troll's legs are now skipped.

michael is trying to determine what a 'clavicle' is

"does that mean the star trek kind, or the bdsm kind?"

charlie wants to cast magic missile.

charlie has vanished back into the ethereal plane mid-taunt

silje has decided to not get bitten today

silje may or may not have stats.

oh, right, trolls are weak to fire! and also we forgot to upgrade sieron's firebolt. so it actually hurts now!

silje is full of knives and blades and does 31 damage in one turn!

charlie shouts words of encouragement from the ethereal plane. a nearby ghost vibes with this.

🎉 eldritch blast 🎉

kali remembered she hates the sun

silje is enthuasiatic about charlie saying "get him cat boy!"

charlie contemplating using fireball to nuke the troll and also the entire stonehenge

charlie has decided to use magic missile instead, probably for the best

the troll bit at charlie SO POORLY it broke some of its teeth on the ground

charlie is too small to hit

accidentally rolled advantage on a firebolt, so got to learn it WOULD have done 29 damage with a crit but instead it missed because it was not actually with advantage

silje has just sliced open its entire back and made a spray of frozen blood! radical. big boy is down!

we have burned the body because we are not stupid. well, we ARE stupid, but not stupid in the way of leaving a body full of necrotic magic around

[dr coomer voice] i think it's good that he died!

we're also doing a funeral pyre for the other corpses that were around. just to be sure.

our loot is: the satisfaction of a job well done

thorne is cosplaying as charlie

charlie has located the direction troll came from! she found the 'the way to sweet loot' sign

thorne is apparently better at survival checks than our hired guide? wack

we found a viking house! it has: mead, a shield, gravestones,

found a gold coin in the mead! maybe it was thirsty

oh theres a LOT Of coins in there actually. 60 gold and 120 silver!

have successfully pointed out a hole in the DM's logic :)

there was a raven! it cawed and left. ok bye buddy

and that's where we leave it! heading back to camp vengeance next time.

someone rated this session a 7.2 out of 10, which is very specific

good night mr coconut

[wolfwhiteflowers]

fandom wank..stans and forumz..#spoilers

i keep posting of these things. I guess I keep messing it up. We’re human. ok.

im just all fed up with it. im tired of it. but hey it’s hiatus and i think it’s fine for now. Just gotta ignore the fandom wank or those stans/twitter(seriously twitter is the worst place to see the wank). really i don’t need the fandom that much ukno. just do stuff I enjoy. Just be me. Nice shippers are still around. The crappy shippers/stans are a few and loud.

I think there’s something with the two forums going on...with the C0nnie spoilers and shippers. It’s really weird.

first of all, i know people saying they’re stans like it’s a super fan and positive way. But really stans of somethings/someone, those stans are so annoying. I don’t think stans are a good thing. Or people who generalize and single out things of their fave and then trash others..is not cool. Most “shipwars” are about the shippers/grudges on the shippers. I don’t understand why some stans treat their faves like gods when eh their human/fictional. I also feel like I don’t know this fan. It reminds me of the show Bones, when Brennan’s cousin (sis) identity was like all about what and who Benjamin Franklin is. Um yeah I ..gotta stay away from twitter.

Sharing is caring. No one said you have to be a fan of one ship or one character. Generalizing a group of shippers will not make peace; u gonna make more fights. Block the crappy immature ones. It’s a story. Characters grow, writers may fail or have something great in plan. It’s not a game; a character doesn’t win/out-fame the world. It’s an ensemble show/Hollywood business. Anyway I’m tired of people shitting others when they don’t know them really. Sigh ..it just sucks. I like C ship and R ship but I can’t interact/talk anyone cos not a lot of people are fan of both ships or fan/openminded/not shitting of everyone. (but I guess that’s how fandom works.) Funny thing on the forum, if I wanna talk about R ship, the shippers don’t wanna see it.. or something. They’re thinking like stans already. They’re all generalizing or so. Idk.  The haters going wtf and the whole “liking post” thing ..kinda like some popularity drama. It all goes awkward. I mean for me it’s awkward to see it and don’t wanna join along the discussion. There’s the whole hive mind thing going/generalizing. I stg (twitter) drama is so weird and immature. It’s like a gang fight but like it’s story and everyone’s get their focus. (seriously i was talking about R ship on the forum and hoping it goes well and the other R shipper(this person is always rude btw) assumes I was being a fake and sarcastic. That sucks. And some fans have really bad anger issues..like I worry about them as humans ..they need to let it go. You don’t have to argue..be fools. Sometimes my hopes for a story or a ship doesn’t always come out the way I wanted and I just deal with it and move on. )

ok so idk some R stans are like must be d-con shippers or think C shippers are all the bad things when sldkfjlsj it’s just dumb competitive fighting and vs. Just stop. Why are people always wanna a win an argument. (be cocky and play victim). ugh wtf. Seriously I see both sides of those shippers and these people all are similar in their beliefs/politics irl.  Anyway, so I just think don’t get to invested in fandom/friends. Everyone got a list of different ships. 

And I think forums are like easily to get upset at. Everyone’s reading ur comment, people tend to want to argue/debate every little thing, and mods like no that’s off topic go here. Ugh. lol So eh forums.. Anyway ..so I’m just saying if ya wanna vent go to twitter or tumblr. idk. 

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Anyway I noticed T$DF is ukno anti Carol/Caryl most of the time. Most antis go there. And there’s the zone forum which is very pro Caryl forum. It’s like T$DF is missing out the C fans of the fandom and therefore missing some info. It’s weird. So when we’re getting more info that LR isn’t in s10B that much, the fans from the zone or/and, others who are thinking logically,(like they want facts and spoilers and not being shippy/biased), were getting frustrated that T$DF isn’t really saying that C*nnie isn’t in 10B that much. Usually people would put her in the death watch as in 50/50 way. Rosita was already talked about and stuff because of the actress’s show, but not C0nnie? So in a way, it’s like T$DF is being in denial or biased. I guess it is but still nothing really confirmed about C0nnie’s fate, and the spoilery fans already know in their heads that it’s 50/50 with her fate. So when the other fans and Carol fans who are just wanting to bring C0nnie’s fate up (in a logical way I’m assuming) because ep 8 and 9 are coming soon and to warn others I guess, but T$DF and antis don’t wanna hear it and assume the other fans (mostly Carol fans out about) are being petty and bringing it up because of the D ship, etc. When it’s like T$DF are being emotional about it and like being in denial. Yeah I also think the fans discussing in the death thread..it’s gonna be a rough thread to read in no matter what. People are gonna speculate ur fave will die. But *some people who said it, doesn’t mean they think they WANT that character to die. Some people are thinking with facts and spoilers about it and speculating ur fave will die. But whatever, I guess it’s depends on the group on the forum and how everyone treat each other. I think some fans from T$DF, who are C0nnie fans, already got info in mind and so it’s up to them to decide what to do with it. I don’t wanna keep mentioning it or bringing drama. They already know what’s up so, ok.

For me, I want to know the spoilery facts and keep it logically. Rip the bandaid. Being in denial isn’t gonna be good in the long run and for the fans. 

BTW, C0nnie was like 70% dead (with the Zone’s spoiler) but now with that reviewer’s tweet hinting? at Bowl’s filming summary post, and T$DF can’t confirm(doesn’t know it) the spoiler that Zone had. I guess it’s stuck in 50/50. so ok whatever. 

I’m gotta say a character dying in the mid season is the worst, I realized. It’s easy to fall into that trap of hoping and wishing for the fave to make it out. I’m glad Carol isn’t part of this death theory so far. I guess forums tend to be biased because of like what the group is like. 

[starryace]

my personal introduction to vav

so i have a few friends who’ve been wanting to get into vav but dunno where to start so... i’ll just do this lil thing. obviously there’s gonna be my own opinions so don’t take everything i say to heart but like... here we go

vav (very awesome voice -- pronounced vee-ay-vee but i say vav bc im lazy) debuted in 2015, but when they debuted they had a different lineup. zehan, xiao, and gyeoul all left to pursue other activities. ziu, lou, and ayno joined the group in 2017! the fandom is called vampz because of the groups original concept but we don’t talk about that

title tracks/mvs: *under the moonlight | *brotherhood | *no doubt | *here i am | venus (dance with me) | flower (you) | abc (middle of the night) | she’s mine | spotlight | gorgeous | give it to me | senorita | **so in love | **thrilla killa | **i’m sorry | give me more

* = pre-line up switch! | ** = without jacob (due to his participation in a chinese program)

more about the members under the cut!

st van (lee geumhyuk)

note: during updating i ended up having to redo this entire section bc my computer deleted it all... sigh.

everyone’s dad

kinda gives off party vibes, like a cool club dad, you know?

super duper soft :(( he laughs at everything and he loves gentle things and he may be the oldest but he’s babie

gets really embarrassed really easily and blushes and laughs it off

oh! he also laughs with like... his entire body ekhrbgj

tattoos! on his shoulder and right arm

full sleeve completed

self composed the track “im sorry” off of the thrilla killa album

he lived in china for 13+ years and can speak fluent (if not, almost fluent) chinese

he’s super good cook and he wanted to be a chef before becoming an idol

loves jacob :(( with all his heart

weird but he can drink a lot of water really quickly, that’s his special talent

got a dog with the group! her name is cash and she’s super cute

im sure there’s more but i got mad after my computer deleted everything so i’ll get back to updating this part when things dawn on me

baron (choi chunghyeop)

dancer extraordinaire! he actually used to be in a dance team before vav

smiley boy ;;;; literally he has the prettiest smile and the nicest teeth

he can play the piano and a lil guitar im p sure!

he’s honestly a lil shit but we love him anyway

he’s very mom like, and loves taking care of the members, but i spy with my lil eye someone a lil more mom-like but that comes later

he choreographed a cover of shape of you!

unfortunately, his mom passed away early this year (may she rest in peace).

his nickname is baby prince (from his mom) and it was because of his mom that he was able to become and idol

baron singing??? yes,,, yeS!! his voice is godsent istg

he loves loves loves music and dance

wont shut up about millennium dance studio

was the pizza delivery boy in minx’s why did you come to my home

has a very intensive skin care routine

he!! loves!! food!! constantly nomming

ace (jang wooyoung)

remember how i said how i thought there was someone more mom like? meet ace.

literally babies everyone

eSPECIALLY ayno + ziu (sometimes lou, when lou will let him)

sassy, diva, can also be a lil shit -- esp with baron... 92 line is just lil shit line

lil fucking tease, too--

he has an oral fixation-- licks his lips a lot no bueno for me

teal hair? god tier. senorita? also god tier. everything about him? god tier.

plays the guitar... see senorita

“you’re doing wonderful sweetie” but like... a living version of that

abs... abs for days..........

works out with jacob

dimples!! but it’s more prominent on the right cheek.

god he’s??? literally ethereal. like i can’t put into words how pretty he is

he ;;;; has the purest, most sweetest heart

they need to start letting ace have more lines bc omg his voice ;;;;;

really good with kids ;;;;; they love him

he’s a BIG flirt, it’s like when he opens his mouth the only thing he thinks to do is say “i love you” or “you’re mine” or smthn

Prince Wooyoung™

ayno (noh yoonho)

was on no.mercy -- still kinda keeps in contact with monsta x now (hims was lil babie minhyuk)

yknow how baron is dancer? so is ayno -- aYNO IS GOD TIER DANCER ok he ;;;;; ugh he’s literally so talented

he raps too! also god tier

hims a soundcloud rapper -- dropped zero coke (mixtape) and god that boy is talented

self composed their song touch you (aka one of my fave vav songs)

ace’s baby... really, he’s vav’s baby, but still

fake maknae to the max. it still baffles me that he’s older than the others ima list

hims also pretty shy, but it’s real cute ;;;;

lou has such a big fat crush on him and he’s always embarrassed by it

he zones out a lot and is very mellow & quiet until something inside him switches and then he’s like BAM loud and crackhead

ziu.... brings out... the crackhead in him lbr

former happyface ent trainee w/ ziu

puppy!

also really good with kids!! prolly bc he is a big kid himself erhbjeg

often writes his own raps for songs

jacob (zhang peng)

resting bitch face to the max

800% done with everyone’s shit

chinese member!

he was performing in a chinese show called all for one -- his team got eliminated (sad) but that means he’ll be returning to the group (happy!)

that’s why he wasn’t in so in love/thrilla killa/im sorry

hims loves his st van

he also eats... a lot.

ok but like... he works out with ace, right? boy has such chiseled and nicely defined abs, it pains me

he’s a happy lil sunshine boy

savage as fuck

his smile literally adds 5 years to your lifespan

all of the members miss him so much ;;;; its honestly super wholesome and every once in a while they’ll be like “omg cobi would love this” or “jacob....... we miss you”

but then you have shithead lou being like “i mean... its nice having the room to myself” wrehbjehg

he dance too! idk what type of dancing it is but he does it!!!

he was in the chinese movie “the dreamer on the catwalk”

BRING HIM BACK ATEAM PLS I MISS HIMS

HE HAS RETURNED AND HE’S STRONGER THAN EVER

lou (kim hosung)

my #1, my one and only, my precious sweetheart

tall as fUCK

has a deep ass motherfucking voice

grew up in georgia as a kid (can speak fluent english) and then the philippines when he was a teen!

kinda the more quiet & reserved member

but dont let that fool you......

he too is a lil shit

AND A CHAOTIC GAY -- ziu bothers him a lot but he has a big ol’ crush on ayno and he never shuts up about how pretty he is and how much he loves him

he can be a grouchy lil bitch too tho hkerbjeg

in this interview baron and st van were being cute and he’s just in the corner like “youuuu shouuuld daaaate” -- gay. in the same interview thats one instance where he wouldn’t shut up about ayno

hims a rapper too!! he often writes his own raps for songs (much like ayno)

his own mixtape (goodnight) literally is so nice i listen to it all the time

he has a vlive thing he does called lou-dio and it’s real cute

big ears = the cutest thing ever ehkrbgjeh

he collects a bunch of stuff!! like pop figures and toys, like souvenirs from everywhere they go

he was in the youtube webdrama “lemon car video” (eps 1, 3, 7, and 8)

his stage name is lou (pronounced “low” but i refuse to say that) because his voice is so low

ziu (park heejun)

chaotic. just chaotic. chaotic gay, chaotic maknae, chaotic man.

he’s the real maknae tho... doesn’t look it, huh?

manly af

literally so charismatic and funny as hell

wants kisses + love + attention from everyone

goes in for a kiss -- everyone else usually backs away but he’s always disappointed that no one gives into him

kisses kisses kisses

did i mention kisses?

he makes a lot of random ass noises all the time

screm... lots of screm. like you know opossums?? think that kinda screm.

his vocals ;;;;; his singing voice is so, so nice ;;; i adore it.

his room is dirty af i could NEVER

he does some really questionable things sometimes... see here.

like i said, i cannot express this enough... he’s so charismatic. so charming. so handsome.

also!! super hyper fluff ball. hims cute.

aegyo up the wazoo too

former happyface ent trainee with ayno

was in the fri.sat.sun teasers by dalshabet

can get p loud & annoying but that doesnt change how much we love him

idk if any of that made sense... but there you go! there’s so much more to vav and everything they do and who they are, so i hope this just kinda gets more people to look into them? it’s a stepping stone, not everything possible to learn.

+ keep in mind, a lot of this stuff comes from both kprofiles, what i’ve seen in videos, and my own personal opinions & inputs. so... yeah. don’t use what i say as truth/fact unless you see stuff to back it up (or you adopt it as your own opinion idk).

thank you for taking your time to read this!!

[jichew]

college!hyunsuk au♡part two

a/n: the long awaited part two is here!! thank you all again for the love on part one :((( idk how to make links so you if you haven’t read that, just go through my ygtb imagine tag to find that. I thought this was much needed considering all the hate suk is getting lately :/ feel free to leave any questions/asks/comments in my inbox! mwah ♡ 

so it’s been a while since the night of the party

first things first, mina and gon are a couple nowヽ(*＾ω＾*)ﾉ

you really never thought you could see any of your friends in a romantic relationship but these two go so well together uwu

they’re kind of like the resident mom and dad couple

and because of that, your two friend groups have officially been adopted by them!!

and at first you were lowkey scared of his friends ,,, esp seunghun

but when you found out he’s actually just a puppy in a buff man’s body , shit got LIT

idk what i meant by lit, it just seemed to fit

anyway

so you guys basically hang out every day, usually congregating at the boy’s place bc they’re sophomores and have their own apartment

and u and hyunsuk are basically besties now

now,,, you can’t deny you were very attracted to him before

lol don’t tell anyone but u still kinda are(๑>◡<๑)

but you just assumed it was surface level and decided he was better as a best friend anyway

so basically you guys found out you share a bunch of the same classes

and now you guys walk to all ur classes together!!!

and suk brings u iced coffee in the morning

and walks you back to your dorm at night

and sometimes you guys hold hands

╰(*´︶`*)╯♡

you’re also his calculus tutor now

and in return he buys you food!!

usually that would be a pretty good tradeoff but tutoring hyunsuk is so,,,hard

“so can you complete this problem using integration by parts?”

“if you give me a kiss on the cheek, yes”

(O_O)

this man is really after your heart isn’t he

hyunsuk flirting with you is kind of a common occurence

“fuck you suk”

“fuck me yourself you coward”

(´⊙ω⊙`)

anyway,,,,,

usually it’s just harmless pickup lines

but sometimes,,,, you’ll be doing homework or listening to lecture, and he’ll just stare at you

“what r u looking at”

“how pretty you look today”

HOW DARE HE

＼＼\٩(๑`^´๑)۶//／／

and you can’t help how your heart flutters when that happens

but also, you have to force yourself to snap out of it bc this is hyunsuk we’re talking about :///

he’s just so ,,, out of your league

not only that, but you were sure he had this flirty nature around everyone

and even if he did magically end up liking you, you didn’t want to risk losing him as a friend

(◞‸◟)

sad hours: activated

so it’s been a few weeks and the guys decided to throw a party before everyone left for thanksgiving break

obviously the whole gang™ is invited

tonight,,, you are NOT drinking

bc you are a responsible individual who has decided to be the designated driver for the night

＼＼\\٩( 'ω' )و //／／

but some other people have different plans

right as you guys walk in the door, your eyes are immediately drawn to hyunsuk

perhaps it’s because he looks so completely ethereal with the top few buttons of his dress shirt undone, smile glowing under the dim lights of the living room

or perhaps its because he’s taking shots like there’s no tomorrow

hhnnggggg

and your inner mom is just like

“HYUNSUK NO”

“HYUNSUK YES”

and then he downs his fifth shot of the night

so now you’re hyunsuk’s babysitter for the night

y/n, you really outdid yourself

so after maybe two hours of smacking solo cups out of suk’s hand and watching him try to wall twerk to eyes noes lips,,,

he’s FINALLY gotten tired

\( ˆoˆ )/

so now you guys are just chilling in the living room

most people have left so its just the og gang

and hyunsuk’s just laying on the sofa with his head in your lap

(^-^)

and normally you would find that cute, but you’re still kind of mad at him for getting so drunk

＼＼\٩(๑`^´๑)۶//／／

but you can’t help yourself from playing with his hair bc you’re whipped lol

anyway,,,you’re kind of zoned out of the conversation and you’re pretty sure hyunsuk is falling asleep

until you feel his hand grab yours while it’s still in his hair

which kind of brings u back to reality

and u look down at suk

and he’s just looking up at you with his eyes all crinkly and a goofy smile on his face

and he’s just like

“y/n you’re so pretty” (´∀｀)

and you’re kinda like (^.^) but also ur like

“lol suk ur drunk”

and then he’s like

“NO”

and suddenly he’s sitting up and hugging you super tight, his face buried into your chest

at first your like (o_o)

because this is hyunsuk and his face is literally in your boobs hhngg

finally you snap out of it and you’re like

“THATS IT, IM TAKING YOU TO BED”

and suddenly everyone’s just looking at you two like

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

and you’re like

(・・?)

and you realize hyunsuk still has his face in your boobs

and suddenly he properly sits up

and brings his face really close to yours

and you’re just frozen like (°_°)

but you can’t help but notice how soft his lips look right now

and the way he’s staring at you, you just know he knows the effect he has on you

and you’re wondering how socially acceptable it would be if you just closed the distance with your lips

and you suddenly realize how frantically your heart is beating

“you want to take me to bed?” ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

this HOE

FINALLY u snap out of it

“t-that’s not what i meanthhbbdjnj”

and you’re just stumbling over ur words

and suk has that drunk dopey smile on his face again

and everyone’s still looking at u two like ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

and you just take his hand and drag his short ass up the stairs and make him lay in his bed

“i love a woman who’s domineering in the bedroom” ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

“shut the FUCK up” (● ˃̶͈̀ロ˂̶͈́)੭ꠥ⁾⁾

but once suk is finally tucked in his bed

he calms down

and as ur about to leave

he grabs ur wrist quickly

and u weren’t expecting it so you kind of stumble on to him

and you guys are really close in proximity again

and he whispers in a soft voice

“y/n, you know i like you right?”

you can’t lie that your heart stutters for a second

but you smell the alcohol in his breath

so you heave a sigh

and gently kiss his forehead

“sweet dreams hyunsuk”

and you leave the room

uhhh so like fast forward two days to the monday after the party

you,,,, have kinda been ignoring everyone

ESPECIALLY hyunsuk

you’re just so

hnbbggggghhhhhdhhdhbdh

＼＼\٩(๑`^´๑)۶//／／

so here’s the thing

you like hyunsuk

you KNOW you like hyunsuk

you’ve basically admitted it to yourself that your head over heels for him

and you KNOW he doesn’t feel the same for you

but the way he acted with at the party the other day made you think different

and you’re so CONFLICTED

i mean he was drunk????

if he actually liked you, wouldn’t he act that way when he WASN’T drunk?

and it just makes you sad more than anything

so you stay in your dorm all day

and you ignore suk’s calls

because he’s been calling you since the next morning

but you can’t bring yourself to hear his voice, let alone TALK to him

and you know there’s no way he can get to you bc you’re in your dorm all day

until you hear a knock on your door

and you look through the peephole and see mina

and you’re debating opening the door or not bc you really look and feel a mess and you’re just sad and embarrassed

“I KNOW YOU’RE THERE OPEN THE DOOR OR I’ll KICK IT DOWN MYSELF”

and you lowkey believe her

so you open the door

and you look at her

and she looks at you

and then you just start SOBBING

as if you weren’t already a mess, you’re even MORE of a mess now

so mina has closed the door and guided you to your bed

and she’s just letting you cry, patting your back and whispering comforting words

and when you finally calm down

you look up at her, tear tracks marking your cheeks, your nose red and runny

“mina, i really like him” (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀)

“i know”

...and you’re sobbing again

and then when you calm down again you’re like

“i don’t even know why i like him!! like sure he’s good looking and sure he has great fashion sense and sure he’s nice and cares about me and takes care of me and ...”

...surprise! you’re sobbing again

and mina just lets it happen

she knows you’re going through it

and when you’re finally out of tears

she looks at you and she’s like

“it’s ok to like him. it’s ok to like a guy. so what if he may not like you back? not that that’s true, but you never know until you try! and if he doesn’t, so what? you know your worth! and you are worth so much! don’t let a guy stop you from living your life, because you are so much more than that.”

mina for president 2020

and you look up at her

(´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀)

you’re so lucky to have her as a friend hhnng

so you’re feeling better now

and you skipped your classes on monday, because you were still getting it together

and you didn’t have any classes with suk on tuesday

and you think he knows you just need your space

bc he’s stopped calling you

but he’s still texting you

and you may have checked them and you may have squealed bc he called you babe

anyway

it’s wednesday

you know what that means

it has come full circle... the dreaded 9 am chem lecture

so you leave your dorm extra early

because you know you need the time

and you get to your class at 8:50

and right as you’re about to enter the building, you feel a hand grab your wrist

and by now, you know who it is

so you let him lead you a little away from the building where no one was

and he finally turns around and looks at you

and you can’t find it in yourself to look him in the eye

so you just look down at his hand that is still holding onto yours

and you gently pry his fingers from around your wrist

and you let your arms rest at your sides

“y/n....why have you been ignoring me”

you already feel tears coming on

but you bring your hands together in front of you, still staring at the ground

“it was only three days” you mumble

and he’s quiet for a sec

“i missed you”

lol ur rlly whipped and you know it

you finally look up at him

and he just has the most devastated look on his face

and you can’t tell if it’s the glare from the sun, but his eyes look watery

and he his lips are pouted

and he just looks like a kicked puppy

and everything in you is just SCREAMING to hug him and apologize and tell him everything will be ok

but,,,,you have to do this ... for yourself and mina ＼＼\٩(๑`^´๑)۶//／／

so you take a deep breath and look him in the eye

it takes a while for you to formulate words but

“why do you always flirt with me like that?”

“wha-“

“when you know i like you, why would you play with my feelings like that? i thought you had some respect for me, but it’s so degrading when you lead me on just to reject me later! this isn’t some game suk...”

you finally take some time to breathe and take a look at him

and his face is just blank

and his mouth is kind of open

and he’s staring at you ~like that~

and you’re about to snap at him again

but then he opens his mouth to say something

“...you like me?”

you’re kinda confused

“obviously, you know this already???”

he just stares at you for a little longer

and he kind of looks like he’s about to cry again

“...no i didn’t”

uhhh huh

now you’re the one who’s speechless

he takes a little step closer to you

your heart is starting to beat really fast again

“you know i only every flirt with you right....and it’s not because i think it’s funny, well i mean it is kinda funny -“

you: ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

suk: ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ

“anyway.... i only ever flirt with you... because i like you too”

he kind of whispered the last part

but you heard it

and you’re looking at the ground but you can’t help the smile growing on your face

so you just close the gap and hug him

and he’s kind of unresponsive at first

but he lets his arms wrap around your waist and pull you closer to him, his head falling into your hair

and you can’t see his face but you know he’s smiling bc u are too

you lean back a bit to look at him

and you notice the way his eyes keep flickering between your eyes and lips

and as much as you would love to kiss his pouty lips, you have to put ur foot down

“NOT IN THIS HOUSEHOLD WE ARE LATE FOR CHEM LECTURE”

and that’s the beginning of a beautiful relationship

･:*+.\(( °ω° ))/.:+

[hoe-imaginess]

replies

a lot wowwie

I’m okay! Trying to catch up with life while I get ready to go back to school, trying to find work, trying to stay healthy and happy!

@fckmeroger-ina THANK YOU!!!

for the record like 8 years ago I was the biggest Queen stan I remember scouring the internet for Queen fanfiction and there was none so I had to write my own I was all alone and now… Queen hoes everywhere… 2011 me is screaming. Fck me too Roger  

Oh god I didn’t even see this I’ll write it and get it out tomorrow!

You’re very welcome!! Post-partum issues are very difficult and I’ve seen it first-hand. I know it might make those sort of headcanons angstier than people expect them or want them to be but it’s reality! And I think it’s interesting to write how our favs would handle very real situations like that. I appreciate this message <3

Message me privately and I can tell you more! In general, it’s a fun way to get a few bucks, and if you have time for it I would definitely do it! Just make sure you’re specific with your rules and emphasize them so there’s no miscommunication 

OKay honestly his height doesn’t make sense no way he’s as short as the data books list him. 5′9? Excuse me? Have you seen how tall he and Hashi are next to Minato? Hashi and Tobi are almost the same height and Hashi is 6 feet+??? It’s not adding up here. What IS the truth. 

See this is why Madara likes the data book stats

LMAO depends on the situation. He would either think “that’s what you get” or he would have an existential crisis about it. No in between.

THE TRUTH!!! Don’t make me write a fic about it, I been wanting to…

what episode of the Twilight Zone are you living in just wondering

Hmmm I like so many. Enemy to lovers, arranged marriage, reluctant co-workers/partners, SO MANY 

I don’t think it’ll make much of a difference tbh he would probably think that he could see them in his dream after his plan is done

honestly I’m tryna work up the motivation to post the next few chapters I fuckin loveeee fwb tropes

Thank you so much!!!!!

very… interesting

Hmmm probably. Bnha is good about backstories for their villains, but Overhaul also may just be one of those inherently bad guys? Probably has a lot to do with his quirk, too. I get his sense of past trauma via his quirk 

thank you ahhhh <3

And Tobirama tries not to play favorites but he can’t help it ok because his nice daughter just makes his day and his defiant daughter makes him want to tear his hair out 

thank you so muchhhhh I’m happy it’s finally over because I loved it and hated it. But I do love that you guys loved it <3

it is known

I think I have a few more in my inbox yes!

He definitely wouldn’t. So you have to have a solo date with that thicc dick sorry

BOTH NAILED IT

LMAOOOOOO I love this so much ily

both true 

She doesn’t understand my obsession with Tobirama she’s a Minato hoe. A Minahoe, if you will 

This!!!!!!

Honestly I have horrible writer’s block and not many ways to get around it. I usually go back to stuff I’ve written that I actually like (personal stuff and not really stuff I post) and it motivates me to do more?

Shisui is like… dating the job. But yeah Tobirama is married and has 3 kids with the job 

It’s disgusting right I love it <3

I think he definitely is! He’s very devoted to his life as a shinobi and to the village. He just gives me those vibes

I love vampire Uchiha ok one of my favorite AUs

Honestly it overflows

Hmmmmm All Might for sure (not like he has trouble getting it up but he can’t have sex for too long) and Itachi?? Possibly. He can’t really get kinky or hot and wild. It’s too much on his condition to work himself up too much

He for sure on that Gaara shit BUT he does get a lil out of hand ngl 

(hahaha out of hand I’m so fucking FUNNY)

(actually it’s really sad if you think about it)

hey sorry for the late reply!!! Unfortunately I don’t promote OCs on this blog for the purpose of keeping my stories and fics pretty vague and up for audience interpretation. Some other blogs might be able to help you out though! And I know there are a lot of Kakashi-specific imagines blogs out there!

idk what this means. but I agree

<3 <3 <3

thank you I’ll be there and say a few words 

we love subtle savage Hashi…

i HOPE IT DID!!!!

ty ty ty <3 well it was finished so I hope you liked it!

I will take fries with that uchiha shake

Don’t ever send me something like this agAIN

MADARA IS FRANK ALREADY I HATE IT

BUT Hashirama is Charlie for sure and Tobirama is Dennis THE SERIAL KILLER PART HAHA. A mix of Dee and Dennis AND Mac tbh

this is why all Uchiha are uncut the penis match the outfit 

He really… REALLY does 

Wow I can’t believe myself either 

Honestly Tobirama being good with kids is a BIG mood and canon you can’t tell me otherwise

Im sorry ): is it that you click the link and it doesn’t work? Or that you can’t see it?

They definitely aren’t shhhh don’t tell them

I don’t know how to take this and respond so just know this is wild and I understand 

this is the TRUTH 

Tobirama did what he had to do… but… you still right 

I have some Tobirama, Hashirama, Madara (so yeah lol) and I also get a few Bleach every once in a while, HxH, and occasionally bnha!

LOL this would be funny 

Lmaoooo this would be a mess tbh 

Ima keep it real with you I didn’t understand this 100% but I think I get what you’re saying and I agree yes 

Weren’t they like??? 10?? Maybe??

Honestly the founders timeline is REALLY REALLY messed up thanks Kishi

I wouldn’t doubt that Hashi and Tobi were a year apart, maybe two years at the most. And yeah I can see the fight at the Valley happening in their 30s

Lmao I don’t know anything about Dragon Ball I was just talking about the hair

[threeracha]

in honor of earth day tomorrow, who are your top 10 closest human friends (both irl and mutuals combined) and how have they inspired you??? 🌎💕🤧

IN HONOR OF EARTH DAY LDFMSOF OMG thank u for sending this ;_____;

hHH ok ok ok i totally got emo during this but like ig im more emo than i thought 🤑✊🏻im literally that one dude crying but posing still 😩

1. my IRL BEST FRIEND is my fav person ever she’s like the only irl i have that actually wants to keep in contact w me like forever 😩 legit in 7th grade she told me she had a dream she died and was crying bc she wasn’t sure if we’d be in the afterlife together LFMAOFOAOOFO we have out entire lives planned like if our s/o’s don’t comply they’re canned, no exceptions :// i think she inspires me to be me bc she’s the only person im comfortable being myself w :( but she also inspires me to not get into a relationship bc she’s super soft and doesn’t know how to take a firm stand on anything LMFAOOO im Boutta save her from The Monster that is her bf dwdwdw *sideeyes* jk im also weak how do i handle This

2. ariane : one of my longest w1 mutuals <3 she’s super smart and hardworking and has her priorities Set & she may never sleep n wastes all her money on mr changkyun but deffo inspires me to work hard in school and to do what i am passionate abt even if idk what that is yet LFMOSFd;;;

3. rissa : she’s so nice and says good morning Everyday even tho i die off for literal Weeks ;;;; idk what i did to deserve a sunshine even tho im the only person she ever roasts it’s?? totally fine she inspires me to be nice n cherish friends n roast them w love :(

3. tina : like one of my og wives 💓💞💖💕tina is super soft like SUPER soft n inspires me to be down-to-earth, she definitely is one to emphasize self-care nd i rlly like that ✨

4. mae ; other half of the og wives😩 mae is so strong :( like she may deal w the Biggest problems in her everyday life but is still? always being a sunshine :((((((( if only i could not cry as often abt deffo less traumatic experiences LFMODSF

5. aurora : my coldhearted mother that actually is super tsun :( she’s super blunt and straight to hte point like a very No Bullshit Zone w aurora which is scary but also admirable in terms of getting things to be done the way i want,,, i just gotta channel my inner aurora :””””)

6. one of my closest friends in school (bc my bff and i live like an hr away from each other :/) is my rIDE OR DIE nd my school bff!! ;; she deffo has like Everything in life stacked against her but she works so hard in school and like actual work which i could Never do nd it’s super inspiring for me to think about all she has to do keep up in life whereas i don’t have to and still complain abt stuff a lot ;;; SLDFJLSKJF wow im getting emo abt my friends rn tbh LAHAHHAHHA

7. idek if this is lameass but my mother is one of my best friends? LFMAOFOOA she and i spend one day a week together w/ just the two of us nd sometimes im like :/// abt it but ik she just wants the best for me by taking a break from school nd all that and like tbh i dont think i’ll be a mom when i’m older but she’s a gr8 mom and is prob the biggest reason for me to want to work w kids when im older :”””)

8. karen!!!! y’all prob alr kno how much i love karen :( i’ve honestly never met ANYBODY so nice like karen cares so much about people i really wanna be like her one day like :(((((((((((((( i’m really reserved honestly so i have a hard time approaching ppl but i love how karen wants to get to know ppl nd to make sure they’re doing well  ;;;

9. allison is like one of my longest mutuals ever ;;;;; nd like even tho allison seemingly denies my Love :( she’s one of my fav ppl ever ;;n;; she always helps me out bc im literally so dumb nd i want to be as accomplished n intelligent one day 😩

10. omfg i want to include like every mutual i’ve ever talked to like i probably have died from our convo but trUST ME LSKDJFLKSDF D IF WE”VE ACTUALLY TALKED THEN IM totally comfortable n feel close to u alr ;;; ✨💌😌💗💘💞💓💒like honestly i have such a hard time getting clsoe to ppl but the face that anyone approaches me makes me Greet w the openest of open arms,,,,

[cow3survivor]

Episode 1 Pt. 2: “Playing a Game With A Fresh Slate” - Jessica

SAM

https://youtu.be/gmZlNel3IZM

JESSICA

We did it! We won immunity! Shout out to Sammy for making the flag that won us the advantage and Pete for doing so well in luck! Also in 6 hours or however long it has been since my last confessional, I have decided I do like Sam and we will align. So I guess I want to align with everyone except Madison... hopefully if we lose she is out first!

JABARI

So our tribe is heading to tribal and I'm very nervous because anyone can go atp. I need to make sure that isn't me.

JENNET

we flopped that :(( and i think i may be one of the reasons :( trying my best to not let anybody know im upset but as tribal council looms closer im getting worried

(a little later)

im trying not to throw anybody under the bus but i think that im voting out nash :(( they havent been super active and they havent texted me back since i texted them so it just makes sense to boot them :((

(after eating some rice)

voting out another black woman weighing heavy on me :( i hate that its coming to this

PETE

our tribe had a celebratory discord call which only consisted of like 4 or 5 people but i joined later after everyone left anyways i had a long nice chat with Sam in which i found out he hosts an in person survivor with his friends at home and hes nice ANYWAYS he apparently, like me, is cursed to forever be a premerger. So from here on out i solemnly swear to never vote for Sam during the premerge phase fuck yeah

JAKE

https://youtu.be/aVQKOOrapj0

remind me tomorrow to chill out and take a back seat on the vote lmaooo

PENNINO

Going to tribal i feel like i'm pretty much safe. I feel like that 4 minutes was a good time for the easy jigsaw, but Ethan getting 1.5 minutes is almost impossible. Assessment on my tribemates Jabari: Seems like a nice person, has talked more and has been much more active, I think she has gotten herself off of the chopping block. Jake: Still a nice person, but has lost some activity during yesterday. Possible Ally still Jennet: Nice, active enough, not a target Jones: Not very active. A bit of a target. I will most probably to vote her to be say. Lindsay: Very active, we talk to each other a lot, nice person, possible ally Mikey: Nice person, nothing much, not a target Nash: ˆˆˆ Nicole: ˆˆˆ, but not as active Silver: Active, nice person, but he doesn't respond to my dm's that much, but, still, a possible ally. I feel pretty good about this tribal honestly

JONES

https://youtu.be/2UtH-dnv0i4

SAM

https://youtu.be/lzZOK2CxsA4

MIKEY

WELL HELLO LADIES. SO SO SO SO SO! Instead of rambling Ill just get on with it. Starting off, Me and Nash REALLY freaking connected. Like they’re so fun to talk to!! BUT. They’ve been inactive. and so Pennino is now going around spreading their name, and basically everyone is saying sure why not. This SUCKS because Me and Jabari wanted to make an alliance with them and jake, but now we are faced with a problem. We both have basically decided that instead of Nash we are gonna drag in Peppino. I brought that idea up because me and him are both the youngest people in the game, and I really wanna go far with Peppino. My goal this season is to beat a bunch of adults and make them feel angry that a 15 year old outsmarted them. Its so funny! Anyways besides that, Im feeling good about that 4. I wish it wasn't Nash going home, considering the only other name out was Jones, and I woulda much rather did her, but you know that's how the cards fall I guess. A bad bitch is done with tonights confessional. A bad bitch is now gonna press submit. A bad bitch says GOODBYE ASF!

SILVER

https://youtu.be/JLwZRNesRHI

LINDSAY

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1YF3mYJfYIq_2Qco8EQYq3JowyMSbin8M/view?usp=sharing

NASH 

im crying i have no idea whats going on!!! HKDHEJDHW all i know is talk to mikey and play 8 ball with nicole

(a little later)

ETHAN 

Charan's Hot Confessional Questions

<a:dance:777952213808447519> 1. Give us a Trust Rankings of your tribemates! Who are you bonding with the most? Who are you bonding with the least? I trust Shane the most, and right now that’s because he is the only person that is actively strategizing. Besides that, I feel the most amicable with Jessica, lovealis, and Daisy who are wonderful people. Unfortunately both Cloud and Madison have made 0 effort with me and are generally inactive with me. <a:dance:777952213808447519> 2. Have any alliances formed on your tribe? If so, how loyal are you to these alliances? If not, do you think there are alliances out there that don't include you? There are no alliances that I’m in that have been formed, but I suspect there are some out there. Alliances without me are ok, I just need to know about them, and if there are any right now, I don’t know about them, and that’s concerning. <a:dance:777952213808447519> 3. How did your first Safari experience/run go! Did you get any closer to finding an idol? I WILL NEVER FIND ANYTHING IN A LUCK BASED SYSTEM <a:dance:777952213808447519> 4. Explain why Ryan and Charan are hotter than you A fact of life... these two slay.

LOVELIS

So things are going okay on the tribe so far! The first immunity win was rather nice & I like being able to have a bit more time to read people until were thrown into the pressure of a tribal. So far I’m definitely clicking the most with Shane and then probably Jessica but the time zones are getting in the way a little - just glad I have more time to really click with people and try and cement a place for me in this tribe. I think my contributions to the challenges have definitely helped my standing but not everybody is being super social with me so that’s a little bit of a worry - just gonna have to go ham at bothering people in private messages until they respond I suppose! 🤪

MADISON

Hi beautiful humans!!! I wish I had tea for y'all but we've won 2 challenges in a row and I really don't see the grind stopping in the foreseeable future so the tribe is kinda just vibing which gives me a little bit more time to build relationships which is a blessing and a half. I always get extremely paranoid the first week in games so the fact that I know for certain I won't be first boot is amazing!!! Tribe bonding is scheduled for tonight so hopefully by next round I'll have an alliance or 2 (maybe even the idol if I'm feeling really lucky)

JENNET

Last night really lit up a light in me. it sounds like everybody wants to work with me which is good so im now newly excited to play the game

SAMMY

okay okay okay so I would do a full out cast assessment but I literally just can not do that rn...so let's talk about who I vibe with most and who I have made like strong connections with so far! Initially, both Daisy and Jess have declared I am someone they really want to work with which is perfect for me because I want to work with them as well. I know daisy is going to be such a great competitor and I want to be on her side 100% but same with jess...im such a loyal bitch okay!! Me and Kiki really bonded over that logic puzzle so she went up in my rankings (as if she was ever low to begin with) I am not sure how well me/Pete/Nicole(opposite tribe) are gonna mesh...like I really hope me and Nicole can come together this game but I know we are just gonna end up being paranoid of each other but I love her so much. I REALLY WANTED TO BE ON A TRIBE WITH NASH AND JENNET I luv their vibes so much. okay back to my tribe tho, we won reward #mwah! I put so much effort into that because I just knew if we were to go to tribal that's an easy thing under my belt I could use as a "omg u need me for challenges". I noticed I was coming on a little too strong and presenting myself as a leader which I don't think really hurt me I think it made more people realize they should talk to me KHFBHIS. Umm okay so I love lovelis even tho he is not very active but I just know we will have each others backs for a bit. I connected well with Shane and Ethan very early and they just seem so sweet. I think if we would have went to tribal sam/lovelis/Pete could have been in danger. I would have preferred sam cause he isn't that active but he did help out some with the flag work. ANYWAYS this was not my best confessional but I do want to point out I FOUND A VOTE BLOCK SO HOLLLLLLAAAAAA! we are using this as a way to gain peoples trust so I told daisy and jess to strengthen those relationships mhmm

NASH

me pretending to be surprised that ppl wanted to vote me out first because i was kinda inactive.... i thought survivor would be different 💔

JENNET

not me being targeted for being a pretty black girl with a juicy fat ass *sad face emojis*

(a little later)

its tribal council and im shaking and im nervous, this could go horribly wrong or this could go super right

TRIBAL COUNCIL

SILVER EXIT INTERVIEW

[kryssha]

Pake Ngold Bar

Andal,Joshua. The one with the cleanliest writing and notes. Thank you for being part of the B'nights + 1, even though you don’t know the meaning of our name and sometimes we depend on you. I like whenever you dance, I can see the determination in your eyes specially on contests.

Andrade,Cj. My another seatmate,thank you for the shared thoughts. And even though I don’t like your attitude sometimes or leaving me in our table,I still thank you for helping me for some things.

Antonio,Andrew.  You can be weird sometimes or it’s just that I don’t understand what you are doing. But thank you for the shared knowledge and memories since elementary.

Bacud,Kenneth. Sometimes you say things we consider harsh but those words will make you realize what you did or see what’s wrong. Anyway, thank you for the jaw-aching jokes you share with us everyday,Director. 

Ballad,Ronnie. You are one of the funniest in the class, you effortlessly make us laugh. I will never forget your white hair.

Castillo,Laurence. Learn to lower your pride sometimes, it’s not good already. I like how straightforward you are but sometimes you need to think before you speak and stop sleeping on the floor. It’s ok if you’re not an ARMY anymore, you’re not a big deal. You can fanboy on WANNA ONE but remember they’ll disband soon.

Cusipag,Freidrich. I envy you and Jemarie because of how you memorize lessons. Maybe you could give me some tips. Tell me also how your height grew higher in a year.

Dayrit,Karlos. We’re classmates since elementary but I still seldom hear your voice. Don’t be shy anymore. Speak up when you want to say something, I know there are a lot.

De la Cuesta,Aaron. Thank you for showing me your drawings, I admire those sketches. And thank you for listening to me and talking to me even if I say or do weird stuffs sometimes.

Diaz, Mark Daryll. Being easy going is ok but we are not living in a pure game. Soemtimes we need to be serious on some matters.

Herbert, Harvey Jr.. You are one of the reasons why we have a great school year, together with Niña and Karissa. The three of you started the asi and bain expressions which everyone uses now. I thank you for that contribution. I admire you for your creativity, your works amaze me everytime. 

Maguddayao, Ryan Ramde. We’re classmates since grade 1 except grade 7 but we still didn’t talk much. Well I still thank you for everything. 

Malana, Kharl Emil.  You are clingy but it’s ok I’m already used to it. I really like your company and you are easy to approach. Stay as a easy-going guy but you should sometimes get serious. And I hope you now have a concrete decision about the path you’re taking for your future.

Mallillin, Jonard. You maybe pabebe, i don’t care because i’ve been friends with Yran for three years so im already immune. But don’t change. If that’s what you are, just stay like that. I envy you because of your body, I wish soon I will that kind of body too.

Matammu, John Roe. I admire you for your writing skills. I am also happy that you join us when we invite you to play with us. You are slowly going out your comfort zone. Keep it up.

Pelagio, John Whesley. You should control your temper,chill out sometimes and minimize being too straightforward.

Portillo, Felmar. I still get surprised for your sudden jokes but those really made me laugh. Your words maybe make it shallow sometimes for us to understand easier.

Santias, Timios Raenan. I admire you for your leadership but sometimes you don’t have to take all the responsibility. Still, thank you for your efforts and for being our president. Precious Joy.

Villanueva, Kliff Yran. Just like Christelle, we are part of different squads but in the end the three of us are still together. I hope our friendship will last. I’m glad that you open up to us. When you need someone, I’m here. I’ll listen, all your words make sense anyway.

Addatu,Darylle. My seatmate (nevermind Cj hahaha). Thank you for everything you shared specially your alcohol. Thank you also for not leaving me alone in our table sometimes.

Articulo,Judee. Sometimes your weird, i can’t exactly explain why but for me there are things you do sometimes that makes you weird. Aside from that, you are a simple girl, stay like that.  

Bassig,Janae. You’re a person with sooo much energy and laughs at own joke even it is corny, but sometimes havey. Thank you for the shared thoughts and answers. Stay what you are right now. Continue being friendly and kind to everyone. And stay pretty.

Beños,Buena. My classmate since grade 7 that became a close friend in grade 10. You think she a very silent girl but when you get to know her and became close to her, you’ll see the kalog side of her. Other than that she is kind,reliable,talented and pretty. You will just fall in love with her sweet voice. And I thank her because my ears are blessed and cleaned. I hope this girl will not change because I like the way she is right now. 

Binarao,Angelica. Our Liza Soberano who still aims for a pretty body. You already have the beautiful body, you are my body goal if you didn’t know. By the way, you are the kindest person I met. I thank you for being the one I talk to whenever my tablemates leave me. Both you and Aaron. Stay pretty and continue being kind.

Bitanga,Karen. You are beautiful the way you are. Don’t mind what others tell you, they are just envy of because you have the eyebrows and they don’t have. 

Calbario,Julia. You are one those who we rely on whenever there tests and I thank you for sharing your answers. I thank you too for being my dance teacher. I really like your groove. I hope both of us soon will grow taller and you’ll have laman in your body.

Calvo,Angelica. The girl with the loudest laugh. You laugh because of her laugh. Hurt her or her friends one time, she’ll hurt you a thousand times. It’s dangerous to sit beside specially when she is kinikilig because her hit is like a plywood. She is also my twinnie because we have the same back. Calvo, I thank you for being a friend of mine. Thank you for joining me fangirling on our KPOP idols. 

Cardenas,Salve. I missed your sudden laugh. I hope you will return soon. Whatever happened that will pass soon and always remember every good memories you shared with us and I’ll remember those too.

Castro,Christelle. We’re friends for we know how long, I hope that will be longer and I wish soon you will have a sense of direction (hahahahaha). We are classmates since elementary, I don’t care if we are classmates again for the next SY ‘cause I enjoy every moment I share with you. We may have different squads but in the end we are beside each other. The connection between us, I don’t want that to break. Also keep on writing and giving your insights through writing.

Doctolero,Kristel. Oyiiiieeee char. Gubsiee, we’re kinda close when we are in grade 7 but I don’t know if you remember that. But I’m happy that we became real friends, we became closer. Even though you sometimes break the mood because of you corny hirit, it’s ok , it’s what makes us laugh louder.

Durian,Samantha. Thanks for Jungkook we became friends. But I thank you for fangirling with me over BTS. Thank you for the memories during the making of our Research Project and everything.

Gañac,Naiza. You’re so cute, you’re cheeks I love them. You’re still the Naiza I knew in elementary. I like how optimistic you are, how you always see the bright side. Stay cute and kind. I hope you won’t forget me. Goodluck in USL.

Genoveza, Jeanelle. Our Maria Clara who can do things you don’t expect her to do. We also don’t talk much but thank you for the shared answers and memories for being a member in our Research project and a classmate for 3 years. (Galing mong kumembot 😉)

Guiyab,Editha. Our little Ivy Aguas, I admire you of how you stand up for yourself despite of your height. You are David that can bring down any Goliath blocking your way. I really admire you because of that,stay like that and maybe that will be some of help in the future.

Guzman,Grace. I really like your attitude, whenever you tell a joke even if its really a joke and you thought you offended someone you would immediately say sorry. You are kind too and you always make everyone laugh. I’m very proud of you being our runway queen,Hwasa of the Philippines.

Maggay,Mica. We don’t converse much but I thank you for the reviewer in Research last grading. Thank you for being my classmate for 2 years and for the memories you shared with us. 

Manalo,Karissa. Thank you for letting us laugh even if it is mangibabain on your side. Thank you for your macaroons even if it is not free, it’s still delicious. And I’m glad that I met you as a kalog neneng and that you became an ARMY because that’s the reason why we talk often.

Matammu,Niña. I admire you being a confident girl. I admire how you stand up for yourself and staying strong whenever people let you down. I’m very much happy that you became my classmate. You are always there when best memories are made. Thank you for the memories, the laughter and kababain moments with you.

Narag,ABCD. I don’t know why some say that you are hard to approach and I don’t know why I thought like that too. When in reality, you are fun to be with. That you are still a teenage girl with dreams and worries in life. I know you are someone they should not afraid of. I admire all your writings and your speaking skills. You are a very talented girl,I hope soon you will find what you are looking for.

Raralio,Kathrina.  We are not close but I know you are kind and have a beautiful heart as you have a beautiful face. Thank you for the memories and answers and help.

Salva,Shanyleigh. You really look like Poppy. Btw, I always see you laughing and smiling so I hope the next time we see each other again, I will see those beautiful bright smile and hear your laugh. 

Tabbu,Precious. We only talk to each other when if it is about school and we are not that close but thank you for your answers when I have questions. Thank you during that time in EsP.

Tamaray,Ayra. We don’t talk much but you will see me beside you laughing at your jokes. Thank you for making us laugh and people around you happy.

Tan,Kezia. A girl with mababaw na kaligayahan. I thought she is quiet but as days go by you’ll hear her laughs and her shouting CHAMBE! CHAMBE! CHAMBE! CHAMBE! over and over. She maybe don’t know but she is amazing, she can do incredible things. She just have to take action.

Tapiru,Jemarie. I thought you are a very silent girl because back in grade 8 I seldom hear you but when we became closer, I noticed that you also say a lot of things. I am amazed on how you review our lessons, how you memorize every detail, every word in the book. You even correct us if we forgot a single word, sometimes it is just a linking verb. I wish I could that, too.

Tattao,Katreena. I admire you for being strong and keep on moving. I know it’s hard being a president, doing all major work. Stress is painted on your face but you still give us your sweet smile. Stay being sweet and don’t change.

Tuliao,Joanna. Neng, thank you for your immediate replies whenever I message you, I hope others do that also. We also became friends because of crushes who are from far far away and I thank you because I have someone to share my kilig feels.

Thank you all for every bain moments, answers, stories, laughs and tears you shared. Those will never be forgotten. 

Wishing everyone best of luck for SHS. God Bless!

Agyamannak ta nakilalak sikayo amin. I Love you all, mga asi *finger heart

[velvetcarat-blog]

11 Questions Tag ~

Okay so it’s been ages since I was tagged by @ineedyixing, it took me so long to answer and think of questions myself jhdgdhj but HERE IT IS 

Also note:1)  I really enjoyed reading your answers!  2) I hope you won’t mind that I used my ult bias group Seventeen instead of EXO, because I don’t have a bias (yet) in EXO (it’s a work in progress okay dhaha) and I tried but I dont know them well enough yet to complete questions well haha ;3

So as you guys may know my very ultimate bias is Seventeen’s sunshine Seokmin so- here we go ;;

1.     If you could ask your bias for just one thing, what would you request?

Aaah okay starting off with a really hard question... If anything was possible, I would ask him to spend one day together, because I’d really like to get to know him and see what a day in his life looks like! Realistically I’ d just ask for a photo or maybemaybe for him to sing something ^.^

2.     It’s been a hard day for you. All you can think about is all the hardships you have going on. You’re going home in a rush, looking forward to chill for a while. There’s someone on the street hurrying somewhere, just like you are. Suddenly you bump your shoulder into a stranger. It turns out to be your bias. What will happen next? How do you react? Do you say something?

I’d honestly be so out of it I’d just stare wondering if that was really him who I just saw?? But he’s hurrying somewhere right so I wouldn’t have the guts to say anything jhfgfjh I know Im a passive rock

3.     Would you rather go to an EXO (in this case svt ;3) concert or spend 2 hours with your bias? Why?

I would rather spend two hours with my bias, see first question as well haha! I would really like to experience this sunshine in real life ok TT

4.     You have the opportunity to go to Seoul, SK. Would you try to fit in with the civilians or would you visit tourist attractions solely?

Ah this is interesting! Now I’ve thought about this and what I would do is try and find someone in the area who also speaks English and is willing to be my guide and show me around a bit! That way I can really see what life is like there for the civilians, but a visit to Seoul couldn’t be complete without also visiting some tourist attractions right :3 If I’d have to go alone I would probably end up mostly visiting tourist attractions because I’m really not one to explore on my own and go out of my comfort zone a lot.

5.     While you’re there, you’re on your way to a restaurant. You’re dressed all nice, ready to feel alive for the night. Your friends texted you the address but you get lost. You stop a random person on the street asking for directions, but it’s your bias! Do you stutter? Do you flirt? Do you ask for a selca? Do you invite him along, as he helps you nicely and seems like a genuinely nice person? Do you pretend, do all this without revealing that he’s your bias?

Aw man, getting lost like that is so me hahah ;; I would be so shocked lmao, I wouldn’t stutter but probably start rambling explaining why Im lost and all that oh boy. I would not flirt if I ever met him because I don’t want to make us both uncomfortable haha and also because wow nope my brain is still trying to process that he’s standing in front of me. As he helps me and is really nice, I’d probably calm down a bit and bring it up * awkwardly * like hey, ehm, aren’t you Seventeens Dokyeom? ;3 10/10 would ask if it’s okay to take a selca because cmon this is a one in a million chance and I think he wouldn’t mind~ Maybe, if I feel comfortable around him, I’ll confess that he’s my bias haha. To be honest I could see him asking himself who I like best in Seventeen dhahah

6.     You’re a journalist and your boss tells you that your next interview for the magazine is with EXO (Svt in my case :3). Do you still take the task even though you stan the group or do you pass it for someone else who wouldn’t get biased while asking some questions? What do you do? Are you professional or do you let the fangirl inside take over?

I would not be able to pass up that chance eventually, after thinking about it a lot. I think it wouldn’t necessarily hurt my professionality, especially since they act very polite and professional themselves, which helps. I’m big on professional attitude and I would really be ashamed towards both my boss and Seventeen if I let my fangirl side come out when interviewing. Afterwards I might tell them that I’m actually a big fan of their music though! :3

7.     You’re talking to a guy online for weeks. Eventually you meet up in a public space but you see that he is your bias! Are you upset he lied about who he was or do you get over it and enjoy the rest of the date?

Aish this is so hard to imagine since Ive never been in a situation like this. I think I would be really confused mainly. I’d probably be weirdly happy but also pretty mad but also I wouldn’t dare to just lash out at the guy who I always admired when he’s standing right in front of me. I’d probably just ask him why he felt it necessary to lie and why he didn’t at least tell me who he was before meeting up! I want to hear his side and have everything explained. If he genuinely apologizes and has a decent explanation for it I’ll try to get over it, but it probably would take some time for me to fully trust him again.

8.     What song do you associate with your bias? Why?

Aju Nice! Not only does his powerful voice suit the musical burst of the song incredibly well, the energy of the song also reflects his playful, but manly image. I don’t want to ignore his more sensitive side though, actually there should also be a ballad to describe him haha~

9.     If it were to choose between your bias and your bias wrecker for a relationship, who would you end up with? Or would you go for another member?

Seokmin or Minghao? Hmm this is hard. I don’t think Minghao would suit me personalitywise though (also BOI IF YOU DAB ONE MORE TIME ) so I’d choose Seokmin then. I’m not sure if we would get along well actually. I like him for his energy and bright personality, but that’s because I’m usually NOT like that. I think he would be better with someone who’s also very cheerful and energetic~ Out of Seventeen, I think I’d probably go for Hoshi. He still has that bright energy but as a leader I think he also has a more serious side and is good at taking responsibility, which is something I really need in a partner.

10.  If you could live with a member for a month while in Seoul, who would you chose? Like in a flat. You’d have to share a flat.

Honestly, probably Mingyu. I like things to be mostly clean and organized so ;3 Also I’m pretty bad at cooking so maaaaaybe we can eat together sometime and I can enjoy his cooking skills> hahaha.

11.  What makes your bias so special to you? How did he touch your heart and why did you choose him?

Honestly, I don’t remember how Seokmin became my bias. Was it the opening of Aju Nice? Was it him dancing with a frying pan on One Fine Day? I can’t recall what happened but over time he got my attention more and I just fell in love. He’s got everything honestly, from his looks to his dancing to his powerful and emotional singing to his gags and dorkiness. I get the feeling that he’s a sensitive guy too though, and I hope he doesn’t just put on a smile and hide it when he’s having a hard time. all I can say is WHATTA MAN

 Allright I did it!! Thanks again for tagging me :) I will tag @vitaminniedk,@jhopejumper, @mintdae and @kkimingyu to do my set of questions. I think some of you guys already did this challenge so don’t feel pressured :3 Skip it if you want to bc wow I know this takes quite some time!

1.      Describe yourself using things your bias has said.

2.      If you could go on a one week holiday with your bias, where would you go? What would you guys do?

3.      Who in your bias group has a similar personality to you?

4.      If you and your bias were a couple, what would most likely be something you fight about?

5.      Follow-up: imagine you guys are arguing over something and things actually get pretty heated, up to a point that he starts shouting at you, which he has never done before. How would you react?

6.      You’re visiting a theme park with your bias group and there’s a haunted house that has a reputation for being one of the scariest ones around! Only two people get to go in at a time. Who do you choose to go with?

7.      Which song from your bias group expresses best how you feel about them?

8.      Your favourite and least favourite song from your bias/bias group?

9.      Christmas is approaching! If you could celebrate this Christmas with your bias, how would you guys spend the holidays?

10.   Are you on Santa’s list of nice kids or naughty kids?

11.   All I want for Christmas is …. (complete the sentence with your ultimate wish :D)

[seventeen-scenarios-blog]

Shit the admins say during DE in Singapore

Diamond Edge in SG was 2 weeks ago but we admins finally got ourselves together to watch our fancams/listen to the audio we recorded, and we noticed that we do say a lot of rubbish, so here’s a list of the nonsense we said during the concert!

Just a quick background: Admin Hoshit and Jihooned were sitting together and Admin Wooed and Scooped were sitting together!

Our hi-touch and Diamond Edge confessions 

WARNING: LONG POST AHEAD (also setlist may not be accurate)

**please excuse our singlish

PRECONCERT

Jihooned: I’ll hold the Joshua banner cause it won’t break

Hoshit: “what if my bong runs out of batteries and i gotta change during a song lmao wouldn’t that be funny” (HAH FORESHADOWING HAH)

Jihooned: our bongs damn noisy

/Jihoon and Hoshit could not decide between their biases and so chose to buy multiple straps/ the clanking of the bong bongs can be heard all the way from VIP to cat 4

Jun sexily walks up

Scooped & Wooed: “eh who that” “idk” “can’t see leh”

“OH FK” “ITS JUN OMGGG KJDFHALKSJDFHK”

Hoshit and Jihooned: “who’s that ah cannot see”

Jihooned: “is that wonwoo?”

Hoshit and jihooned after realising it’s Jun: “omg jun jun juN jUN JUN JUN JUN JUN”

Junnie: RIP, Birth - 29 Sept 2017 8:12PM. “Jun is beautiful.”

PRETTY U

Jihooned: “SEOKMINNNNNNNNNNN”

Hoshit: “SEVENTEEN SARANGHAE YEPPEUDA”

/Seungkwan’s 4 octave note, Hoshit really loses it, “BOOOOOOOOO SLAYYYYYYY BOOOOOOOOOO”

BEAUTIFUL

Jihooned: If my eyes were a camera, the only thing you’ll see is Seokmin

Hoshit: “look at soonyoung he’s so dumb why do i stan hi- LOOK AT JIHOON HE IS SO DUMB WHY DO I STAN HIM”

ADORE U

Jihooned: I’m tired already

Hoshit: “I’ve been tired since Beautiful, it’s my third time swapping my shake-bong-hand” (wasn’t adore u the 3rd song)

Jihooned and Hoshit; awkward silence: “we are two songs in” “yeah we’re dead”

STILL LONELY

Jihooned aggresively hits Hoshit: THEY DOING BACKPACK DANCE

Hoshit: “I STAN LOSERS”

AJU NICE

/Jihoon appears for his part, parts Seventeen like Moses parting the Red Sea, Hoshit: “FUUUUUUUUUUU- JIHOOOOOOO-” /gets hit repeatedly by Jihooned

SWIMMING FOOL

Scooped: /Zooms in camera/ “WHAt are yOU DOIng on the flOORRrRRrrR?”

Jihooned: /shrieks at chan/

Hoshit: /incoherent mess/ “SOONYOUNG SOO- oh my god i can’t i love him too much minghao help minghao is so cute they are all so cute soonyoung please i-”

Junnie (internally): “I LOVE THIS SONG but damn, i want the waterrrrrrrr versionnnnnnn” :-;

MIDDLE SCHOOL VCR

Scooped: /Sees young seungcheol in a wig/ “OMFG OPPAAAAAA”

Jihooned: SEOKMINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Hoshit: “I LOVE MY SMALL DUMPLING BABIES”

MANSAE

Junnie (internally): “ASDFGJKLL;;; LOOK AT JISOO AND JUN AT THE BACK HAVING THEIR MOMENT AHHHHHH”

Hoshit: “this is their third chorus repetition I love this song but my arms are tired plea- oh for God’s sake it’s another repetition”

BOOM BOOM

Scooped: “NOONA PEI”

Hoshit: “WHY SOONYOUNG SWEAT LIKE HOLY WATER”, a pause, “GIVE ME THAT HOLY WATER BLESS ME SOONYOUNG”

Hoshit and Jihooned: /been practicing for this fanchant since they were born, ready for this moment/ “CHOI SEUNGCHEOL YOON JEONGHAN HONG JISOO MOON JUNHUI KWON SOONYOUNG JEON WONWOO LEE JIHOON SEO MYUNGHO KIM MINGYU LEE SEOKMIN BOO SEUNGKWAN CHWE HANSOL LEE CHAN SEVENTEEN BITNAEJULGE”

Wooed: *fanchanting* CHOI SEUNGCHUL, YOON JEONGHAN HONG JI-- fuck i can’t do this.. Uh.. shit.. JEON WONWOO *more incoherent mumbling*… LEE CHAN SEVENTEEN BITNAEJULGE!

Mingyu & Vernon’s Staring Contest

When Vernon was staring into the camera my soul, Junnie (internally): “Ok it’s official. My bias for Hip Hop Team is Vernon.”

Hoshit: “why does Mingyu look so good whO GAVE HIM THE RIGHT”

Vocal Team VCR

Wooed & Scooped: “Ok time to go toilet” (BRUH WE GONNA GET KILLED HAHHA)

Jihooned: “LEE SEOKMIN STOP IT”

Hoshit: “JIHOOOOOON JIHOOOOOOOOON JIHOOOOOOO-”

WE GONNA MAKE IT SHINE

Jihooned: someone hold me pls

Jihooned and Hoshit, proud mothers shouting for their child: BOOOOOOOO SEUNGKWANNNNNNNNNNNNN BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Wooed: SLAY MY BABY BOO SLAY ALKJFLKAJFLKDA IM SO FUCKIGN PROUD OF YOU MY BROHEREIFPSGJKSJ

Junnie (internally): “YASS JOSHUA YOU LOOK SO TINY IN THE BIG CHAIR WOOHOO”

DON’T LISTEN SECRETLY

Wooed: *trying so damn hard not to sing along BECAUSE THIS IS HER FAVOURITE SEVENTEEN SONG EVER BUT SHE ALSO DOESN’T WANT TO RUIN HER FANCAM WITH HER UGLY VOICE*

Also Wooed after Seungkwan’s part: “I think I am crying” *Proceeds to lean against Scooped’s shoulders being emo af*

Jihooned clings onto Hoshit real tight when Seokmin opens his mouth

Hoshit: Why Jihoon hold mic stand so hot

Jihooned: That’s not a mic stand

Hoshit: Why Jihoon hold towel so hot

Hip Hop Team VCR

Wooed: “THEY ARE SO F***ING KINKY”  *erupts in a coughing fit*

Scooped: “rude rude Rude RUde RUDE RUDDDEE R000000000DDDDDD”

Jihooned: “MINGYU HANDCUFF ME PLEASE”

Hoshit: “CHOI SEUNGCHEOL DADDY AF”

Hoshit: “CHOKE ME PLEASE”

ITCH ITCH (언행일치/言行一致)

Scooped: “ITCHY ITCHY”

Scooped: “DIS SO LIT” /Headbangs/

Wooed: Jeon Wonwoo just dabbed he’s dead to me goodbye

Hoshit: “choi sEUNGCHOEL STOP” “why am I not Mingyu biased yet”

CHECK IN

Scooped: “SINGAPORE CITYYYYYYY”

Scooped: “AAAA COUPS HARD RAP COMING ITS COMING OH-F*** OH SHIT OH WOW F***” /dies/

Hoshit: “i hate choi seungcheol”

Performance Team VCR

“HOOOOOOOO”

“SHIT MINGHAO SHIT OMG”

“OH MY GOD”

Hoshit: AH- AH- AH- AH- AH- GODDAMIT CAN THEY LET ME FINISH SCREAMING BEFORE THEY GIVE ME ANOTHER HEART ATTACK”

Jihooned: ChanChanChanChanChanChannnnnnn

Junnie (internally): “bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye”

HIGHLIGHT

Jihooned and Hoshit: “DO WE DO THE OT13 CHANT OR NOT IT’S JUST PEPO” “JUST DO” “SEUNGCHEOL JEONGHAN JISOO JUNHUI SOONYOUNG WONWOO JIHOON MYUNGHO MINGYU SEOKMIN SEUNGKWAN HANSOL CHAN HIGHLIGHT”

Junnie: “CHAN, HIGHLIGHT”

OMG

Jihooned: Why Chan wear crop top

Hoshit: /lost to the war, only knows how to headbang/ “WE’RE GOING UP YEAH OH MY GOD YEAH OH MY GOD”

*Chan attempts a stunt*

Wooed: CHILD CHILD CHILD NO YOU’RE GOING TO HURT YOURSELF BE CAREFUL.

CRAZY IN LOVE

hoshit just dead just rip woojireongi will be the death of her

Jihooned busy switching between Jihoon and Seokmin

Wooed: "OREUM OREUM” *mumbles* (bc she forgot the lyrics)

Wooed: *more mumbling* “BOOO.”

ROCK

Hoshit, still dead dying at the hip thrusts :YOU TAKE ME TO THE TOP AND STRAIGHT DOWN LIKE A GYRO DROP fukin lee jihoon what the heck who allowed him who allowed kwon soonyoung

Jihooned, every time before chorus hits: oh shit oh shit the body roll hold me

CHUCK

/remember the foreshadowing about the batteries THAT IS RIGHT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN; HOSHIT'S BONG BATTERIES DIED AS CHUCK CAME ON; cue hoshit desperately trying to change batteries to the beat of chuck while screaming CHUCK CHUCK BRR CHUCK

MY I

Scooped: “Will this be Korean or Chinese”

Wooed: “idkidkidkidk”

Wooed: “AAAAA ITS KOREAN ITS KOREAN KASJB AKJSDK”

Scooped & Wooed: /dies at Minghao’s flip/

Jihooned & Hoshit: korean korean korean korean korean /waits expectantly for the first word/ YASSSSSSSS KOREANNNNNN

Hoshit: “minghao bb i would like to see your tattoo when you flip, none of this tucked in shirt nonsense”

Junnie (internally): “I would like to thank Jihooned for showing me that glorious fancam for I wouldn’t be here today so see this with my own eyes omfg I lived for this moment I am not ready for this help me… the toilet paper… Jun… Minghao… help… DOLLA DOLLA DOLLA, KELANG KONGJI KELANG KONGJI”

IF I

Jihooned: “Hoshit hold my hand QUICK”

/Hoshit and Jihooned holds hands through the whole song/ *AH PEHHHHH AH PEHHHH OUR FAVOURITE AH PEH (we were referring to Wonwoo)

*Ah peh is a term used (affectionately, in our case) to refer to an old man

HABIT

Hoshit, confused screaming; not sure who to support louder: BOO?? JIHOON?? BOO!!! JIHOON!!! BOOOOOOOOO SLAYYYYYYYY BOOOOOOO- JIHOOOOOOOOOOOOO- makes lawnmower noises/

**lawnmower story will be explained one day

DON’T WANNA CRY

Wooed: “OH GOD JEONGHAN AND SEOKMIN ARE DANCING THIS HEART HAS NO DAMN SPACE FOR BOTH OF YOU PLEASE STOP”

Scooped: “I WANT TO CRY”

Hoshit: “ oh god it’s ending not like this please not like this it’s only been five minutes”

Hoshit and Jihooned: /inhales/ SEUNGCHEOL JEONGHAN JISOO JUNHUI SOONYOUNG WONWOO JIHOON MYUNGHO MINGYU SEOKMIN SEUNGKWAN HANSOL CHAN, ULGO SHIPJI AHNA

Emotional VCR

Hoshit: /WAILS, Cat 4 can hear her crying from VIP/

Jihooned/Scooped/Wooed?: HAHAHA we got friend zoned by Minghao

Hoshit: /more wailing, amount of tears can be used to fill 30 swimming pools/

HEALING

Junnie: OH SHIZZZ LOOK AT JUN CARRYING JOSHUA??? THAT’S SO FLUFFY OMFG MY LIFE IS COMPLETE.

Hoshit; notices that they are spraying water: “I WANT THE HOLY WATER I WAN- GODDAMIT SEVENTEEN TRAIN YOUR ARMS HOW CAN YOU ONLY SPLASH WATER 1 METRE AWAY WHAT KIND OF PUNY PEOPL- JIHOON IS CHASING CHAN GO MY BOY BE FREE”

Ending Ment

/When jihoon finishes talking/

Jihooned: Wts is he high on drugs or something

Hoshit: “i love seventeen”, she says, as tears stream down her face

Junnie teared up here when she heard Jun & Jisoo’s ment. But she couldn’t say anything because all the other admins were sitting far away. All she could do was try not to draw attention to herself.

END OF CONCERT

Hoshit: HOW DO I STOP STREAMING THIS AUDIO

Jihooned: Eh we still got hi touch

Hoshit: oh my God i want to die but i have to wait until after the hi touch

Junnie actually teared up again (what the actual heck) because she remembered Jun & Jisoo’s ment. (Ya’ll have to know, Junnie doesn’t cry often So this was a magical and emotional moment for her.)

Wooed & Scooped just sighed and hugged each other with happiness and feels everywhere

Aaaaaaa thank you for reading through this super long post full of our nonsense and don't worry, our hi touch experience + confessions will be revealed in another post one day~~

[plantanarchy]

do you think you could talk a little about being autistic? im wondering if i might be autistic and im still not sure bc i like pass as neurotypical rlly well so far and i thought it would help to hear about actual people's experiences. you don't have to though and im sorry if this is weird!!

This has been in my inbox for a bit, I’m sorry! But yeah, I can talk about it. Keep in mind that everyone’s experience is different and its less of a “spectrum” from mild to severe/low to high functioning and more of a complex where different people have different experiences. A lot of people use functioning labels to dismiss the experience and opinions of “high functioning” folk when it comes to being autistic because tjey “don’t seem autistic” or “aren’t like those other low functioning autistic people”, but really “function” is relative and can even change day to day… on someone’s bad days they could be totally nonverbal rocking back and forth and on good days pass better at neurotypical than I do…

Ok so, I was diagnosed with Aspergers when I was ~10. I was essentially non-verbal in school and other high stress social situations and had been since I was very very young. This was interpreted as “very shy!” despite me having severe difficulty from a young age in saying anything at all to teachers, doctors, church people, even many of my peers, etc and often feeling like i was physically unable to speak but you know… because I spoke at home and with my neighborhood friends, I wasn’t considered non-verbal at all. Or I guess selective mutism is the correct term which is something I definitely still struggle with. Like when I was in middle school, I spent a few years literally being known by my mom’s friends and by some people at school as “Meep” because thata fuckin all I could physically say when somebody tried to talk to me haha

BUT ok that got away from me, point being: i was diagnosed with Aspergers at a young age which is a diagnosis that no longer exists/has been absorbed into the greater Autism diagnosis. Aspergers was separate for a long time because it was basically used to say “these kids are high functioning and different than those low functioning non communicative kids!”. Basically because I had most of the “cool and good” autism traits, my “not as cool and kinda crippling” autism traits and needs got shoved aside and essentially ignored for a long, long time. Which I think happens to a lot of kids! Even to the point of not getting a diagnosis at all or getting a wrong diagnosis and only realizing later in life what may be going on and what was missed.

Whoops before this becomes a bitter tangent, back to my experience of autism I guess. Ok, so on top of still being selectively verbal/mute (some days are worse than others and sometimes it isn’t even directly anxiety related it’s just a mostly mute day), my other symptoms include 1) it���s almost physically painful to make eye contact with anyone 2) formal social situations are beyond me, I never know what is correct or what’s coming next and usually I survive informal social situations by cracking jokes and making weird references to shit or being obnoxious and just accepting the label of “weird ass obnoxious kid but that’s just bre” 3) usually feel like I’m just two steps away from understanding what’s going on in some social situations lol like sometimes i have good intuition, can read people, can guess at what they’re thinking and then something happens that makes me question my entire interpretation of the situation and I realize maybe I wasn’t reading them correctly the whole time!!!! It’s the social equivalent of being the only one to get a wrong answer on a math problem and frantically rechecking your work lol 4) sensory overload yayyyyy when too many things happen at once (which can be like… 2 thing), I zone out and feel like my environment is unreal or blurry (fun and cool dissociation) and I can never predict what will cause that overload or when but also a lot of people have the very dramatic “autistic child screaming from sensory overload” image in their brain and thats not always accurate… my overload results in shut down 5) also along with that, I have sensory issues such as texture, sounds, etc. Certain fabrics as a kid would legit make me cry if I touched them or if my mom made me wear them (WINDBREAKERS ARE SENSORY HELL) and that still happens lol also with stuff like… chewing sounds, shoes that touch my toes in any way, loud music/bass, etc 6) along with that and with sensory overload… stimming. Stimming is basically a self-regulatory response to overwhelming stimuli and plenty of non-autistic people also do similar things when faced with high anxiety situations. Like foot jiggling, pencil tapping, nail biting, pencil chewing, etc it’s basically a soothing compulsion and not always something many autistic people can control without great effort and that control comes at the cost of not regulating anxieties or sensory overload well. I’ve got and always have had a lot of verbal/language stims and am very reptitive in my speech and writing patterns (y'all and lad anyone???) which is kinda self soothing. I have literally always had catchphrases. When im on my own i also do rock baxk and forth and other repititive body motions, also fidgeting with objects, especially cool round objects 7) catalog all the useless info in my brain!!! I can memorize information very well (not numbers though) and when I was a kiddo that got me labelled as #gifted and I was “savant” level in reading and writing but that is less cool and fun to people than beinf a math or science savant or something. 8) anyway related to that, as evidenced by this blog, I get VERY INVESTED in certain topics/ “special interests” to the point that it eclipses all other thoughts in my brain yay!!! Which isn’t a bad thing, I mean it gets me through and also if you have “good” special interests, people think you’re smart and interesting and ask your advice about stuff lol

Symptoms I don’t have that a lot of people think of when they think of an autistic person 1) I am horrendous at math I fuckin hate it numbers are the devil!!!!!! 2) 99% of my humor is sarcasm and I can understand it and figures of speech lol though sometimes i do get it wrong if i can’t read you otherwise 3) I don’t have “zero empathy”, I can feel for the plights of others VERY strongly, and can usually see any (most) POVs if it’s explained to me

There are others probably and there are certainly autistic people who have thise traits and who have different traits than I have. There are LOADS of different ways to be autistic. But also, there’s a lot of overlap between autism and between other things like ADHD, anxiety disorders, etc! So keep that in mind. Some people are strongly anti-selfdiagnosis of autism but knowing how easy it can be for kids who don’t present 100% stereotypically to slip through the cracks, I am all for it. I pass a lot of the time as neurotypical and can do most society things ok, though I have a steep learning curve compared to others… and with passing as neurotypical comes the frequent dismissal of my opinion on autism related topics and the lack of acknowledgement that actually I often DON’T pass as neurotypical and at those times my lack of passing is interpreted as rudeness, deliberate lack of effort on my part, stubbornness, lack of intelligence, lack of professionalism, an assumption that I’m angry with someone or don’t like them, etc etc. It’s an endless, awful cycle!

And I don’t really have too much personal advice for figuring out if you’re autistic or not… I did go through a point in time where despite being diagnosed I strongly denied that I was autistic and kind of had to come back to that as a near adult and realize nope… definitely autistic. And then knowing what to do with that info once youve figured it out is just… I mean there’s not much. There are little to no resources for autistic adults, very few support groups made up of autistic people and led by autistic people, very little resources directed at autistic people themselves in general, usually the focus is on the parents or guardians and talk aboit autistic people as abstract concepts… whoops, can you tell I’m bitter haha gonna end this before I go full “mental health professionals failed me and I’m a mess” etc

[verdigrisprowl]

July 31 Dancitron Movie Night - Rogue One

Prowl spent the first half of the movie only very reluctantly letting himself get dragged into watching the movie, but then he found out it was about the Spec Ops types being the heroes and from there on out he was completely invested.

The robot was the best character. As usual.

After the movie Soundwave showed Prowl his brain-web-map and Prowl loves it.

Swoop 8:07 pm Bird? Bird! Bird 😆 Bevel 8:07 pm ((finally able to go to a stream for the first time in a week gosh ItsyBitsySpyers 8:08 pm Soundwave is nice and comfy on his couch. He watches Swoop dash in shouting for Laserbeak and just points to the blue tinfoil sheet pack currently nomming out of a bowl on the bar. Swoop 8:09 pm *skitters over to loom harmlessly over his bffl* Hi Bird! ItsyBitsySpyers 8:09 pm She doesn't pause her eating. Just lifts a feeler and pats his face. Swoop 8:10 pm *is pat* <3 ItsyBitsySpyers 8:11 pm {{You Swoop sit here. Us watch good movie.}} Windchill 8:11 pm *Sneaks in real sneaky-like.* Swoop 8:11 pm Ok! *plops where she directs him* GOOD good movie? ItsyBitsySpyers 8:12 pm {{Yep. Bird seen. Betterer than tornado.}} Swoop 8:12 pm :V That pretty good ItsyBitsySpyers 8:12 pm Rumble flicks a snack at the 'sneaky' giant Con. FakeProwl 8:12 pm *appears. sits. chinhands. stares vaguely into the distance.* Whirl 8:13 pm *trots in. Whirl is carrying a rather large and unwieldy panel of metal. And, attached to that panel, is a horrid creature that looks rather like a squashed artichoke* Windchill 8:13 pm *Does a split-second Nosferatu impression in Soundwave's direction, blink and you'll miss it...then takes a seat.* Whirl 8:13 pm ((for reference: )) http://68.media.tumblr.com/47699e71b8b27a72dd631b7736d46dbe/tumblr_inline_njzoxgkkxd1ractlu.png Swoop 8:13 pm *nibbles on the fingers on his wings* Windchill 8:13 pm (( Most beautiful of artichokes. )) Whirl 8:14 pm ((it's chaboi)) best decepticon leader 8:14 pm *edging away from whirl* Whirl 8:15 pm *he pulls out a seat and carefully leans the panel in the chair so that the barnacle has an unobstructed view of the room, and the screen* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:15 pm //Hey, it's Killer!// The twins scramble over to come see. //It eaten yet?// Soundwave pings Prowl hello and nods. Windchill 8:15 pm *Stares in Whirl and Killer's direction, holding back a squeal.* Whirl 8:16 pm Not since this morning. Feel free to ply it with snacks. *gestures grandly and speaks in a rather grand voice* For those of you who have not yet had the chance to make the acquaintance of this noble creature... may I present Killer. best decepticon leader 8:16 pm Has it actually killed anything ItsyBitsySpyers 8:16 pm //An' you SWEAR it ain't knocked up this time?// Windchill 8:16 pm *Gasps in mild offense.* FakeProwl 8:16 pm *surprised optic flicker. oh. right. yes. greetings. pings back.* Windchill 8:16 pm *Of course it's killed something, it's in the NAME.* Swoop 8:17 pm You Whirl make It kill someone NOW! Keheheheh! Better than movie. Windchill 8:17 pm *RAISES HAND* best decepticon leader 8:17 pm NOT ME Windchill 8:17 pm I volunteer to be killed. Whirl 8:17 pm Not yet, but it did dismember a 'Con who was sending his creepy tentacles into my room. I kept the tentacle. Took Killer weeks to eat it. Windchill 8:17 pm As like, tribute. Swoop 8:17 pm *points at Windchill* DO it Whirl 8:17 pm As far as I know, it is not knocked up. best decepticon leader 8:17 pm That's gross FakeProwl 8:17 pm *how many people in this room are suicidal?* Windchill 8:17 pm *+1* Swoop 8:17 pm *is homicidal, thank you* FakeProwl 8:18 pm *at least that gives one reason why whirl and windchill are so into each other* Whirl 8:18 pm It was awesome, is what it was. Windchill 8:18 pm *Wiggles fingers, kill him please.* best decepticon leader 8:18 pm *Starscream too, just doesn't want to be killed by an artichoke* FakeProwl 8:18 pm *soundwave over half your guests want to die, what kind of a crowd are you attracting here* Windchill 8:19 pm *Beggars can't be choosers.* Swoop 8:19 pm *would literally help everyone take care of this problem right now if Soundwave wasn't a butt* FakeProwl 8:19 pm ((im already so glad i requested 80s music tonight)) best decepticon leader 8:19 pm *he thinks it would hurt too much* Windchill 8:19 pm (( GOOD JOB. )) Whirl 8:19 pm ((i am glad u did too 😎 )) Windchill 8:19 pm (( My fave. )) Whirl 8:20 pm *affectionately wiggles a claw at Killer; after a moment it extrudes three very delicate, feather feelers and waves them after the claw* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:20 pm *Soundwave is a natural magnet for other people's despair??* Whirl 8:20 pm Killer thinks I'm food. It's precious. Windchill 8:20 pm *Makes gross whining sounds.* Swoop 8:20 pm What Killer eats? Bot only? keheh. Or other thing? Whirl 8:21 pm Garbage, mostly. But it also eats body parts and glass. best decepticon leader 8:21 pm Glass? Windchill 8:21 pm I am garbage??? Whirl 8:21 pm Scrap metal is its bread and butter. Swoop 8:21 pm Lots of bot is garbage keheh ItsyBitsySpyers 8:21 pm ((FIVE MINUTE WARNING)) best decepticon leader 8:21 pm *covers cockpit* Swoop 8:21 pm Huffer say Dinobots made of scrap Whirl 8:22 pm Please, Starscream. Killer might eat garbage, but it still has STANDARDS. best decepticon leader 8:22 pm EXCUSE ME Windchill 8:22 pm Nothing wrong with scrap. Whirl 8:22 pm Now, if you'll excuse me. *he's gonna trot over to the bar* Swoop 8:22 pm Yah. And Huffer fit lots of cracks in walls, kehehheheh. Whirl 8:24 pm *he pulls his offering for the barkeep out of subspace; it's a box with a number of confections inside. Most of them seem to be some sort of cookie-like treat made out of thin, flaky layers of crystallized energon. Like micah, if it was edible* Windchill 8:25 pm *Puts his hand down, finally.* Swoop 8:26 pm Bird, us have bonfire after movie! : > Windchill 8:26 pm *Y'all missed your chance to be rid of him for good.* Whirl 8:28 pm *and give his beloved barnacle indigestion?* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:30 pm ((Pre-movie warning: Violence, loud noises, death, there might be some flashing, I forget. Otherwise, standard Star Wars stuff.)) Windchill 8:30 pm *It would live.* Whirl 8:30 pm *but it would suffer. can't have that* FakeProwl 8:31 pm *... oh. that was an okay song starting.* Swoop 8:31 pm *snuggles closer to Bird, or as much as one can snuggle a flat plate consuming another plate* Windchill 8:31 pm *Don't mind him if he spends more time admiring the barnacle than watching the film.* Swoop 8:31 pm Rogue meeeaaanns..... Run away? AWOL? Whirl 8:32 pm *nobody could blame you. It's a wonderful barnacle* Tarantulas 8:32 pm *here comes tarantulas just in time for the movie! he's going to sit in front of prowl and lean back on him, should he allow it* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:33 pm *Soundwave focuses his attention on the screen now. He nods to Tarantulas and whoever else came in while he was away and gets settled.* Windchill 8:33 pm Rogue is like... ItsyBitsySpyers 8:33 pm *Ravage fishes around on top of the bar with a paw, feeling for the snacks.* FakeProwl 8:33 pm *starts in surprise. oh. hi. makes a vague noise of acknowledgment toward tarantulas.* Windchill 8:34 pm Rebel, undisciplined, dishonest. Most people here fit the definition. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:34 pm [[He is not undisciplined.]] Tarantulas 8:34 pm *a noise! tarantulas got a noise! good. he's reaching back to briefly pet prowl's helm* Whirl 8:34 pm Killer's not undisciplined. Windchill 8:34 pm Well I am, when I want to be. It's optional. FakeProwl 8:35 pm *starts again. between the noise and the pet, he'd already zoned out again.* best decepticon leader 8:35 pm I'm not undisciplined FakeProwl 8:35 pm *pats tarantulas's helm.* Windchill 8:35 pm But are you dishonest? Swoop 8:35 pm Lot of bot say Dinobots undisciplined it true kehehehj best decepticon leader 8:35 pm undisciplined and dishonest aren't the same thing Swoop 8:36 pm Him have booby trap Swoop 8:37 pm no? best decepticon leader 8:38 pm hehehe booby Swoop 8:38 pm Dead Impact 8:38 pm I'M LATE ItsyBitsySpyers 8:38 pm [[Only by a few minutes. Do join.]] Windchill 8:38 pm I didn't say they were the same thing, I said they were characteristics of rogues. Pay attention. Whirl 8:38 pm So, what'll this get me? best decepticon leader 8:39 pm I am sort of a rogue Impact 8:39 pm *Beelines for Bevel, as per usual* best decepticon leader 8:39 pm I guess Windchill 8:39 pm (( I know, maybe I should select the HD option. EVERY TIME. )) Swoop 8:39 pm Why her hiding? ItsyBitsySpyers 8:39 pm =Depends. What do you want?= Swoop 8:39 pm Her have surprise Them not look ItsyBitsySpyers 8:39 pm {{Them guards find her, take.}} Swoop 8:39 pm Her shoot too ItsyBitsySpyers 8:39 pm {{Kidnap.}} Swoop 8:39 pm Her bite? Keheh. Windchill 8:39 pm A man. *points.* Whirl 8:40 pm The usual, if you got it. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:40 pm =If I don't?= Ravage peeps optics over the counter. Swoop 8:40 pm Kidnap? Windchill 8:40 pm Ew, a prison. Ew, an asteroid. best decepticon leader 8:41 pm Organics are gross Windchill 8:41 pm Ew, a city. Ew, people. Swoop 8:41 pm ????? :V Slag??? Whirl 8:42 pm *cranes his neck to peep back* Then, surprise me. You've not let me down before. Swoop 8:42 pm :V :V :V Lingo 8:42 pm what. Swoop 8:42 pm You outside :V boomtank 8:42 pm -wanders in looking a bit tired- Lingo 8:42 pm so? Allowed. Swoop 8:42 pm *pokes* Keheh Lingo 8:42 pm *smacks* Stahp. Windchill 8:42 pm Spies. Swoop 8:42 pm >.O Keheheheh best decepticon leader 8:42 pm A planet killer? *bad memories* Windchill 8:42 pm Good. *This is interesting enough for him to watch, for now.* Typical. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:43 pm =I do. Only wondering.= A low chuckle. He slides a big cube over. boomtank 8:43 pm ....what is going on? Windchill 8:43 pm *To be fair, he might have done the same thing.* Swoop 8:43 pm You Slag sit sit sit! Movie! You watch with Swoop and Bird! : > *is excite* Impact 8:43 pm One guy had intel but couldn't run away! Windchill 8:43 pm These guys are spies, spy things are happening. Duh. FakeProwl 8:43 pm *prowl would be impressed by this agent, if he was paying attention* Impact 8:43 pm And now we're on the planet he had intel from! Lingo 8:43 pm You Swoop no tell Me Slag what to do >=( Impact 8:44 pm Pay attention to this guy I like him. Whirl 8:44 pm *regards Ravage with amusement and a nod, scooping up the cube and giving him a quick toast* Swoop 8:44 pm PFFF! Fine. Slag go make new friend insteeeaddd! Impact 8:44 pm The guy with the goggles. boomtank 8:44 pm Ah. Okay Lingo 8:44 pm Me Slag no want make 'new friend' You Swoop shuddup Bevel 8:44 pm *wasn't actually here earlier for Impact to go to but is here now. better late than never, will just sidle over to where the little orange kid is sitting and hopes this movie isn't terribly inappropriate for her* Impact 8:45 pm Bevel! 3LD 3:D Lingo 8:45 pm *flumps down in the middle of the walking path just out of protest. Fuck you Swoop* Impact 8:45 pm You didn't miss too much! I was late, too! Whirl 8:45 pm *and now he returns to his seat, plopping down next to Killer and anyone who's sitting near it* Swoop 8:45 pm *chitters and giggles and flops on Bird* Bevel 8:45 pm Oh good. Swoop 8:45 pm *bird is his now dinopile now, butthead* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:45 pm *Bird fusses angrily* Swoop 8:45 pm *new ItsyBitsySpyers 8:45 pm *How can she move like this* Whirl 8:45 pm *snrks* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:45 pm //Some rescue.// Windchill 8:46 pm That might have hurt. Whirl 8:46 pm Just tossed her like a ragdoll. Swoop 8:46 pm *she doesn't move, she stays with Swoop <3 * ItsyBitsySpyers 8:46 pm *Soundwave taps Prowl.* Windchill 8:46 pm *Scratches his chin.* FakeProwl 8:46 pm *starts* Windchill 8:47 pm *That seems like a really short record.* FakeProwl 8:47 pm Hm? Windchill 8:47 pm *But he's not gonna say anything.* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:47 pm @Prowl: (txt): Intrigue, infiltration movie. Prowl not interested? FakeProwl 8:48 pm ... Oh. Is it? ItsyBitsySpyers 8:48 pm *Nod.* Swoop 8:48 pm *perks up at "extremist"* Windchill 8:48 pm *Frowns.* Bevel 8:48 pm Oh, this is about spies and stuff. Impact 8:48 pm Uh-huh! And being heroes! FakeProwl 8:48 pm *looks at movie* What did I miss? ItsyBitsySpyers 8:49 pm [[This human is the daughter of an important enemy figure who is building a massive weapon. They broke her out of jail to see if she would help them.]] Bevel 8:49 pm Being heroes... FakeProwl 8:49 pm This... "Saw" is the enemy figure? Impact 8:50 pm It gets sad, but I like it. Like...really really sad! ItsyBitsySpyers 8:50 pm [[No. A massive empire is the enemy figure. Saw is an extremist rebel.]] Bevel 8:50 pm No spoilers. Shhh. Impact 8:50 pm oh! okay! Windchill 8:50 pm It is a bad idea. Impact 8:50 pm *hands over mouth* Bevel 8:50 pm *paps Impact gently* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:50 pm [[They wish to reach him. He knows her.]] best decepticon leader 8:50 pm It seems that anyone with the name saw is a villain in human movies FakeProwl 8:50 pm So she's related to both ends of the spectrum. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:50 pm [[Yes.]] FakeProwl 8:51 pm Lunatics in both end, I'm sure. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:51 pm *Soft huff.* best decepticon leader 8:51 pm probably Swoop 8:51 pm Everyone get blaster on mission : > Lingo 8:51 pm That dumb. Me Slag no need blaster best decepticon leader 8:51 pm war tends to bring out lunacy in everyone Windchill 8:51 pm Not always. Swoop 8:51 pm You HAVE You don't USE Lingo 8:52 pm No NEED Swoop 8:52 pm Keheh, no one TAKE from You Slag Lingo 8:52 pm Got FIRE FakeProwl 8:52 pm *the token robot is talking about probabilities casually in conversation. prowl decides to like him.* Swoop 8:52 pm Yah, fire. And you STABBY bot, keh. Bevel 8:53 pm We never got called heroes for doing stuff like this. Windchill 8:53 pm Nobody does. Whirl 8:53 pm *quietly watches and occasionally takes a nice big gulp of his gaugebuster* Lingo 8:53 pm Yah. Me Slag stabby bot. no need blaster. FakeProwl 8:53 pm ... So this is the extremist. And the one that's tied up said he's defecting, so he's with the massive empire. Or, WAS with. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:54 pm [[Was.]] @Prowl: [[...You will want to look aside for a few moments, however.]] @Prowl: [[When the Bor Gullet appears.]] Swoop 8:54 pm Him round like You Slag keheh FakeProwl 8:54 pm ... Alert me. Windchill 8:54 pm *Ships interest him less, back to barnacle watching.* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:54 pm ((oop should be text. whatevs, you nkow the drill)) Lingo 8:54 pm Gullet bird thing you Swoop have gullet? Swoop 8:54 pm Carly say uhhhhhh sayyyy .... barrel... barrel chest ItsyBitsySpyers 8:55 pm *Rumble and Frenzy finally hop over to go hang with Whirl. And Killer, if Killer is where Whirl is.* Swoop 8:55 pm Gullet is bird thing Bevel 8:55 pm *that is a big weird shaped station* Lingo 8:55 pm him sparkplug say him got gullet FakeProwl 8:55 pm *something about all this seems vaguely familiar* Windchill 8:55 pm *It's shaped like half of his butt.* Swoop 8:56 pm ((God the cgi)) Windchill 8:56 pm *points* A butthole. Impact 8:56 pm *snickers* Whirl 8:56 pm *Killer is indeed; for the moment its put its cirri away and has closed up; Whirl bobs his head in greeting* What's happening, you two? Bevel 8:56 pm Looks like a really big weapons array or something. Impact 8:56 pm *nods vigorously* *trying very hard to not say spoilers* Swoop 8:57 pm This cool. Swoop want to fly here. Tarantulas 8:57 pm *is getting vaguely emotional at the family mush. springer's on the mind* Windchill 8:57 pm There's deserts on Earth to fly in. Swoop 8:57 pm Lots of good jumping place ItsyBitsySpyers 8:57 pm //Nothin' much. Been practicin' fightin' lately. Jus' ourselves. Ain't been allowed to torque Grimlock off for weeks. Sucks.// Bevel 8:58 pm Which side is Saw on? Impact 8:58 pm ((awwww, tarantulas)) Lingo 8:58 pm Him Ratchet say him put Lo-jack in him Wheeljack. No lose him Wheeljack like humans. Swoop 8:58 pm Me Swoop fly lots of desert. And canyon! Want new place. Wheeljack explode EVERYTHING off keheheh Windchill 8:59 pm Rude. Swoop 8:59 pm Keheh him drop Whirl 8:59 pm Pfft. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:59 pm [[He saw deserts for years. They are warm, but ultimately dull.]] @Prowl: [[Now.]] Windchill 8:59 pm Tentacles? best decepticon leader 8:59 pm ew Impact 8:59 pm *covers eyes* FakeProwl 8:59 pm *looks down* Lingo 8:59 pm What THAT Swoop 8:59 pm Wiggle Whirl 8:59 pm Yeah? Why you guys gotta play it safe all the sudden? Lingo 8:59 pm Me Slag no like .... FakeProwl 8:59 pm *hears the words "bor gullet can feel your thoughts" and can guess where this is going. covers his audials.* Impact 9:00 pm *uncovers eyes* Windchill 9:00 pm *Chin hands.* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:00 pm @Prowl: (txt): Safe. Swoop 9:00 pm It wiggle Lingo 9:00 pm HIM TRY THAT ON ME SLAG FakeProwl 9:00 pm *uncovers and looks up* Lingo 9:00 pm ME SLAG BURN Swoop 9:00 pm It pretty wet squishy You have to burn LOTs ItsyBitsySpyers 9:00 pm [[NO BURNING INSIDE.]] FakeProwl 9:00 pm *quietly* What condition is he going to be in the next time we see him? Lingo 9:00 pm ...me slag burn with LASERS ItsyBitsySpyers 9:00 pm *Passes the data over a personal line so as not to spoil anyone else.* Lingo 9:01 pm *pchew pchew* Swoop 9:01 pm *giggles and pats the ground at Slag* Do! Bevel 9:01 pm *oh a named character, new party member* Lingo 9:02 pm Him Slime Bird no match for Me Slag Swoop 9:02 pm That no bird It fishy wiggle Uhhhh Squid Lingo 9:02 pm it gullet gullet bird thing it slime bird Swoop 9:02 pm Noooo keheheh Lingo 9:02 pm look like You Swoop Swoop 9:02 pm NooooooooooKEHEHEH no Windchill 9:03 pm An explosion would be nice. Lingo 9:03 pm You Swoop slimy bird FakeProwl 9:03 pm *... that's an acceptable outcome. he can watch.* best decepticon leader 9:03 pm propoganda Swoop 9:03 pm what slimy? XD Lingo 9:03 pm Me Slag make explosion! *pchew* Swoop 9:03 pm Grenade Windchill 9:03 pm Good enough. Bevel 9:03 pm Ha, backup plan. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:03 pm *If Slag is breathing fire into the middle of the room, he's getting bridged outside the doors* *He can come back in when he controls himself* Swoop 9:04 pm *that will be never* best decepticon leader 9:04 pm If your plan doesn't have at least 3 backup plans, it's impulse not a plan Windchill 9:04 pm Why do they always put crying babies in these films. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:04 pm [[Agreed, Starscream.]] Lingo 9:04 pm *That might be asking a lot of a dinobot especially if no one's said 'no lasers'* Bevel 9:04 pm Saved newbuild. Good. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:04 pm *Soundwave said no burning things inside the room.* Windchill 9:04 pm *He's not going to say anything about plans, that would be saying too much.* Lingo 9:04 pm *soundwave said No Fire not No Lasers* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:04 pm [[They put crying newbuilds in because war tends to create them.]] Swoop 9:04 pm Oh her shoot leg Windchill 9:04 pm I know that. Still grinds my gears. Swoop 9:05 pm Them steal energon crystal Bevel 9:05 pm Because then you know who the hero is when they save the newbuild. best decepticon leader 9:05 pm War also tends to create baby soldiers *bitter* Swoop 9:05 pm It white FakeProwl 9:05 pm *slowly zoning out again* Swoop 9:05 pm What white means, bird? Impact 9:05 pm It's a trope! ItsyBitsySpyers 9:05 pm ((WOOP i missed whirl's reply my bad)) Windchill 9:05 pm Am I the only one with kids here? FakeProwl 9:05 pm *he's not emotionally invested in this random gunfight* Swoop 9:05 pm Dead dead! Impact 9:05 pm I'm a kid! Tarantulas 9:05 pm *look there's ur robot prowl, get re-invested* Swoop 9:06 pm Kehehehh *likes this guy now* Windchill 9:06 pm Nice. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:06 pm //Boss' tryin' to - heh, that guy's kinda like you.// Whirl 9:06 pm Pfft. Nice. Swoop 9:06 pm Him exploded them keheh Lingo 9:06 pm Hurhurhur Whirl 9:06 pm *cocks his head* You think? Hmm. *he will watch this robot more carefully* Swoop 9:06 pm KAH! Windchill 9:06 pm *Snorts.* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:07 pm //Anyway, Boss' tryin' to get a favor. Gotta chill out for a lil bit.// Sighs. //Scrap's borin'.// Swoop 9:07 pm Why him tap tap? Windchill 9:07 pm He's blind, Swoop. Impact 9:07 pm He's bli-what he said. Windchill 9:07 pm He uses the stick to feel around, I think. Swoop 9:07 pm Oh like Her Toph FakeProwl 9:07 pm *... faded back in for the robot.* Whirl 9:07 pm Ohh. Nice. Lingo 9:07 pm Her Toph no taptap.. FakeProwl 9:07 pm *but then fighting started again so he's faded back out* Impact 9:07 pm Yeah, like Toph! Whirl 9:07 pm I like this guy. Windchill 9:07 pm I've never been been blind enough to need a stick, so I don't know. best decepticon leader 9:07 pm Not the best formation to try to shoot someone in Swoop 9:07 pm KAHAH! Him good fighter Whirl 9:07 pm Vision's overrated, anyway. *waves a dismissive claw* Swoop 9:08 pm Soundwave, you do movie with him all the time Windchill 9:08 pm Yeah, I mean. Bevel 9:08 pm *has no children but Impact is definitely her baby sister now yep* Windchill 9:08 pm I didn't need it. Impact 9:08 pm *3:D* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:08 pm [[He is only in this one.]] Windchill 9:08 pm After I ditched the rifle, anyway. Swoop 9:08 pm KAHAHA Whirl 9:08 pm These two are badass. best decepticon leader 9:08 pm Is he sitting on a corpse? Windchill 9:08 pm Yup. Whirl 9:08 pm *looks back to Rumble* Sounds lame. I'd offer to show you some action myself, but there's not a lot going on in my part of the multiverse, either. Swoop 9:09 pm Keheh, them brother? Whirl 9:09 pm ...maybe next time I go on a graffiti run or something. though. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:09 pm [[They're better than the ground.]] \\GRAFFITI RUN?\\ Tarantulas 9:09 pm *loud snicker* Swoop 9:09 pm kee Windchill 9:09 pm *Snorts.* Impact 9:09 pm *giggles at Chirrut indignation* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:09 pm {{Neheh.}} Whirl 9:09 pm Heh. I think that guy's my favorite so far. Swoop 9:09 pm Them fighters funny. Them best. Whirl 9:10 pm But, yeah. Why not show new Iacon a little old-fashioned Cybertronian style, eh? ItsyBitsySpyers 9:10 pm [[That happened to Prowl once.]] [[The unnecessary blindfolding.]] Bevel 9:10 pm Really? Windchill 9:10 pm Let me guess, more cages. Impact 9:10 pm really? Windchill 9:10 pm More cages. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:10 pm [[Really.]] Swoop 9:10 pm That door suck. Him reach though. Button. Impact 9:11 pm But then they'd shoot him! FakeProwl 9:11 pm *heard his name. what?* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:11 pm //Whatcha write? Or you a drawin' type?// Conspiratorial whisper. Lingo 9:11 pm All door suck when Dinobot come knocking Swoop 9:11 pm Bad window AND door kehheh FakeProwl 9:11 pm ... Your Prowl? Swoop 9:11 pm YAAAHH Tarantulas 9:11 pm *pets prowl more. shh. not u, babe* FakeProwl 9:11 pm *starts* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:11 pm [[Ah. Yes. His. Unless it has also happened to you? But he meant them.]] FakeProwl 9:11 pm *why do people keep TOUCHING him without warning him* Tarantulas 9:12 pm *because tarantulas's paws have prowl magnets in them* Whirl 9:12 pm Usually rude things concerning King Idiot and what unsightly diseases he might or might not have. *takes a nice long draught* Windchill 9:12 pm How long has this Cassian guy been a spy if this is his first cage? Whirl 9:12 pm Maybe he's a very good spy. Swoop 9:12 pm This uhhh this guy, him in other movie ItsyBitsySpyers 9:12 pm [[He could simply be a -good- spy.]] Swoop 9:12 pm Mad Maxx That movie cool Windchill 9:12 pm Perhaps. FakeProwl 9:12 pm What's happened? *manages to pull up a word from his memory* Blindfolding? ItsyBitsySpyers 9:13 pm [[They blindfolded the blind human. He protested.]] FakeProwl 9:13 pm Oh. Windchill 9:13 pm But we've seen how quick he is to sacrifice those around him, so that might be it. FakeProwl 9:13 pm ... Well, I've never been blind, so. Tarantulas 9:14 pm You've been nearly blind, mind you. Windchill 9:14 pm Easier to get away with things with nobody holding you back, I suppose. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:14 pm //Diseases, huh? Listen, you want some whoppers, Frenzy can get like... so many names.// Bevel 9:14 pm Are there three sides? ItsyBitsySpyers 9:14 pm [[To what?]] FakeProwl 9:14 pm Mm. Only partially. Whirl 9:15 pm Every now and then, during the war, they'd knock out my optic. Doesn't bother me that much. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:15 pm \\SONAR RIGHT?\\ Lingo 9:15 pm Him Chip tell me Slag tri-angle have three side. Like me Slag have three horn. Whirl 9:15 pm And, oh, by all means, Frenzy. I'll take any and all suggestions you've got for new graffiti. Bevel 9:15 pm *points to the movie* She said the Alliance was hoping that Saw would help them if they sent her. So Saw is a different side from the Alliance and the Imperials? FakeProwl 9:15 pm *"it's not a problem if you don't look up." hmm...* Whirl 9:15 pm Mm-hmm. My vision's pretty shitty at the best of times, anyway. Tarantulas 9:15 pm *glances at whirl* Sonar? Impact 9:15 pm He's like, a splinter-side! ItsyBitsySpyers 9:15 pm [[Saw is an extremist. A rebel the other rebels believe goes too far.]] Impact 9:16 pm He wants the same thing, but he does stuff like the bor gullet to get it. Swoop 9:16 pm Threeeehooorrrrnnn Lingo 9:16 pm Tri- serah- tops mean three horn Whirl 9:16 pm Yep. I've always got it on. Tarantulas 9:16 pm Good to know then, hyeh. Windchill 9:16 pm He's holding up rather well. Bevel 9:16 pm Oh. Whirl 9:16 pm Built-in, for helicopters. I'd figure for a lot of other vehicles, too. Swoop 9:16 pm You Slag is terrible lizard kehehehhehhehh Lingo 9:16 pm You Swoop is ugly bird >=( Swoop 9:17 pm :V *rude?????* Windchill 9:17 pm *Sighs.* Tarantulas 9:17 pm *oh noooooo. oh no. clutches chest* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:17 pm *Soundwave tilts his helm while listening.* Impact 9:17 pm *is having An Emotion* Bevel 9:17 pm Same sides then. Windchill 9:18 pm *Taps his claws against his chin. Eh.* FakeProwl 9:18 pm ... That's her father in the empire? ItsyBitsySpyers 9:18 pm [[Yes.]] Whirl 9:18 pm *listens, as well* Swoop 9:18 pm ((tara this was made to kill you personally)) Tarantulas 9:18 pm *he's dying of feels* Lingo 9:18 pm This boring feelsy stuff No like feelsy stuff >=T Whirl 9:19 pm Not bad. I don't think I'd have the patience for it but that's a good revenge. Swoop 9:19 pm You Slag no like anything Lingo 9:19 pm Yah. Windchill 9:19 pm *Yup, he's gonna convert as many processes as possible to static to disguise everything beneath.* Swoop 9:19 pm EXPLODE Windchill 9:19 pm Oh, a bigger one this time. Swoop 9:19 pm YAAAAHHHH That BIG ONE Impact 9:20 pm Swoop, look! Swoop 9:20 pm See???? Reach out door. Open. Door dumb. Tarantulas 9:20 pm *he's not blinking to recycle tears behind his visor, nooo, no way* Swoop 9:20 pm Keheh. Impact 9:20 pm He reached through the door like you said! *wasn't tearing up. no sir* Whirl 9:20 pm *those two right there, the staff-wielder and the gunslinger--that's it. That's the ideal* Windchill 9:21 pm *Good, the parent/child stuff is over for now.* Whirl 9:21 pm Huh. There's no reason why he couldn't go. But, well. I can sorta see why he stayed. Swoop 9:21 pm Him suck at running Like Slag Slag terrible runner Awful Mud slow Kehehehehehhhehehh Lingo 9:21 pm You Swoop shitty runner Impact 9:21 pm *middle fingers at krennic* Lingo 9:21 pm Got tiny stump legs Windchill 9:21 pm *But there's no way the film's gonna leave that angst unresolved so he's gonna leave the static thoughts running.* FakeProwl 9:21 pm *well, he's finally consistently paying attention.* Lingo 9:21 pm dumb little tail Swoop 9:21 pm Running for losers. Winners fly. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:22 pm [[Primus below.]] Bevel 9:22 pm That is a really big weapon. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:22 pm Soundwave knows what the Death Star does at full power, but this is more - it has a higher impact than simply watching a planet explode in a second or two. Whirl 9:22 pm That's a Brainstorm-scale weapon. Swoop 9:22 pm Brainstorm? ItsyBitsySpyers 9:22 pm [[It can do worse. This was a small test.]] Swoop 9:22 pm Dead FakeProwl 9:22 pm *but the personal story's leaving him cold and the political story has failed to tell him why they should care about the rebels instead of the empire* Impact 9:22 pm *Cries a little* Tarantulas 9:22 pm *scoffs* Brainstorm? Hardly Lingo 9:22 pm Me Slag no need run fast Me Slag no run from fight Swoop 9:23 pm Fight over before Slag get there kehehh ItsyBitsySpyers 9:23 pm *Would Prowl like backstory? He'll get it, if he asks.* Swoop 9:23 pm :V That AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bevel 9:23 pm *it's ok, Prowl, Bevel only knows she should care about the rebels/alliance because they're the main focus* Swoop 9:23 pm Us show Wheeljack. Slag, us show him. Wheeljack like. Lingo 9:23 pm .... *gets up* *Tromp-waddles his way over to his brother* *Flops down on top of him* Swoop 9:23 pm :V *is the middle pancake now* best decepticon leader 9:24 pm The Empire is like the Decepticons, that's why Whirl 9:24 pm Brainstorm's the best weapons engineer I know. FakeProwl 9:24 pm *prowl frequently finds the main focus objectionable and unsympathetic* Impact 9:24 pm *blows raspberry at krennic* Windchill 9:24 pm *Snorts.* Bevel 9:24 pm *and because destroying a huge swath of a planet with living people on it as a "test" is bad* Impact 9:24 pm RUDE EMPIRE IS NOT DECEPTICONS Tarantulas 9:24 pm I get the impression you don't know many weapons engineers, then. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:24 pm [[It would have been.]] Windchill 9:24 pm *Raises hand.* Whirl 9:24 pm I know plenty--Wreckers, remember? Just not many who impress me. Swoop 9:24 pm Wheeljack is weapon engineer : > Whirl 9:25 pm *sits up and puts on his Teacher Voice* Yes, Windchill? Windchill 9:25 pm Can we stop comparing the size of weapons engineering dicks with people who aren't even here? Thanks. best decepticon leader 9:25 pm The Decepticons of my universe tried to destroy Cybertron multiple times Lingo 9:25 pm Hur hur hur DICK FakeProwl 9:25 pm *said planet was a hotbed of rebellion and political dissent. Prowl doesn't know they didn't deserve to be used for a weapon test.* Swoop 9:26 pm Dick? Lingo 9:26 pm Swoop. Swoop him said DICK Whirl 9:26 pm Hmm. No. Tarantulas 9:26 pm *squints HARD at windchill* Swoop 9:26 pm *headtilt* Windchill 9:26 pm It's hella annoying. Impact 9:26 pm *pointedly looks in the opposite direction of Starscream* Lingo 9:26 pm dick dick dick Windchill 9:26 pm *Oh no what has he done.* Whirl 9:26 pm Well, too bad. Swoop 9:26 pm *headtilts the other way* Whirl 9:27 pm But it doesn't--the moment's passed, anyway. *waves a dismissive claw* Windchill 9:27 pm Works for me. Tarantulas 9:28 pm *mumbles something about the irony of windchill of all mechs complaining about something being annoying* Swoop 9:28 pm Dick? Lingo 9:28 pm Diiiick Windchill 9:28 pm *Your ego is annoying.* Swoop 9:29 pm :V Lingo 9:29 pm hurhurhur diiiick Tarantulas 9:29 pm *he didn't even SAY anything about himself thank you* Windchill 9:29 pm *Throws up his hands, basking in the chorus of 'dick'* Swoop 9:29 pm *is super into this landing* *wants to DO this* best decepticon leader 9:29 pm How old are you? Whirl 9:29 pm *serenely takes another drink and reaches over to wriggle a claw at Killer idly* Lingo 9:29 pm diiick dick dick Whirl 9:29 pm Now THIS looks like a fun flight. Lingo 9:29 pm hurhur Windchill 9:29 pm Looks like a crash, dude. Bevel 9:29 pm Whoops. Whirl 9:30 pm No visibility in the middle of a storm in a strange canyon? Could be challenging. Swoop 9:30 pm *does his best to fistpump when he only has wings in this form and also is trapped underneath Slag* *a wiggle was made* Windchill 9:31 pm *Snorts.* He's a spy, of course he's a killer. Morons. Impact 9:31 pm 3:c Swoop 9:31 pm *is snuggling his stupid dumb awful big brother and his crush while watching a movie with sweet explosions and exciting low visibility landings, is the happiest borb here tonight* <3 ItsyBitsySpyers 9:31 pm *Sometimes wonders what this Force would be like to touch, were it real.* Impact 9:32 pm *Wonders that sometimes, too.* *Sometimes she thinks it would feel like Soundwave "talking'* FakeProwl 9:32 pm *hasn't the fuzziest idea what the unnamed force they're talking about is supposed to be, so assumes it's tingly magnetic force.* Whirl 9:32 pm *laughs* Bevel 9:32 pm HA Windchill 9:33 pm *Snorts.* Impact 9:33 pm They are Married. Whirl 9:33 pm THAT is how you write a couple. Lingo 9:33 pm Him Beachcomber say it real thing Windchill 9:33 pm *Sighs.* Swoop 9:33 pm What real thing? Whirl 9:33 pm So many bad romances in these movies as of late--finally, a good one. Lingo 9:33 pm Force thing. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:33 pm //Ain't had a good one since the aliens one, yeah?// Swoop 9:33 pm Beachcomber say lot of things, keheheh, funny things Whirl 9:33 pm *pauses to think* Bevel 9:33 pm Aliens one? Whirl 9:33 pm Not really, no. Oh, Shovel--we watched this movie about two warring races of aliens on Earth. Lingo 9:33 pm Yah. Swoop 9:34 pm That ship is triangle Whirl 9:34 pm One of them eventually teamed up with a human, and he made her trophies out of the body of a xenomorph she killed. And then they hunted a giant-ass Queen Alien together. Windchill 9:34 pm Man he's not good at covering his ass. Whirl 9:34 pm The most romantic movie I've seen since the fly one. Impact 9:34 pm ((What is the aliens movie they reference?)) Bevel 9:34 pm Oh that one! ItsyBitsySpyers 9:34 pm *Rumble sighs* //It was sweet.// Whirl 9:34 pm ((Aliens vs Predator)) Tarantulas 9:34 pm *gghhh noo he does not like where this is going* Bevel 9:34 pm That was a good one. Impact 9:34 pm ((i knew it XD)) Whirl 9:34 pm (( 😎 )) Windchill 9:34 pm This will be a good shot. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:34 pm *Soundwave gently nudges Tarantulas with his ankle.* Whirl 9:35 pm You should see the fly one sometime, that was good, too. Windchill 9:35 pm Or at least, moderately challenging. Whirl 9:35 pm *he nods wistfully* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:35 pm *Is he all right down there? Soundwave hasn't been touching him, he hasn't heard.* Swoop 9:35 pm Oh him sniper Like Bluestreak Windchill 9:35 pm Oh boy. Tarantulas 9:35 pm *sw gets a Don't Touch pulse and a nudge away* Swoop 9:35 pm Wet sniper ItsyBitsySpyers 9:35 pm *He will obey it. And assume Tarantulas is not all right down there.* Windchill 9:35 pm *Refrains from making his own wet sniper joke.* Impact 9:36 pm 3:c Swoop 9:36 pm SHOOT Windchill 9:36 pm He's gonna flake. Swoop 9:36 pm No? Lame Whirl 9:36 pm Huh. Wonder why he didn't take it. Swoop 9:36 pm !! FakeProwl 9:36 pm Weak. Swoop 9:36 pm Oh THEM shoot Dead dead dead dead keheh Impact 9:36 pm 3:cccccc Swoop 9:37 pm KAHA Him fall Whirl 9:37 pm She's got guts, though. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:37 pm [[He is a doomed man regardless. The Empire is not known to have sympathy, in this universe.]] Swoop 9:38 pm Me Swoop want to fly, want to go there Lingo 9:38 pm booo dumb fly bots Where swords ItsyBitsySpyers 9:38 pm [[Which does make the other engineers' deaths a waste. A lesson is of little use if the one learning will be murdered.]] Windchill 9:38 pm Well then. Swoop 9:38 pm AHA ItsyBitsySpyers 9:38 pm Pause. [[...Or bombed, he supposes.]] Swoop 9:38 pm DEAD Windchill 9:39 pm They keep flying directly into that gun. Swoop 9:39 pm !!!!! THAT SO COOL ME WANT THAT AWESOME Lingo 9:39 pm ._. Swoop 9:39 pm *full body wiggle* FakeProwl 9:40 pm *a bunch of clearly innocent engineers were shot to punish the guilty one, rather than eliminating the guilty one and moving on. NOW prowl finally has a concrete reason to assume the empire is Bad, if they permit that kind of corruption.* Lingo 9:40 pm ... ........ *warring with his previous statements about not needing a blaster* Windchill 9:40 pm Wait. Why did none of the other bodies get blown off? Tarantulas 9:40 pm *back to clutching his chest with one paw and hating swoop for being a yelly jerk* FakeProwl 9:40 pm *... he still doesn't really CARE, though.* Windchill 9:40 pm *For crying out loud.* Impact 9:40 pm *looks away from screen, teary* Lingo 9:40 pm What him doing Impact 9:40 pm *Notices tarantulas? 3:o?* Swoop 9:40 pm *is a yelly jerk all day every day, buddy* Dying ItsyBitsySpyers 9:41 pm [[Dying.]] Lingo 9:41 pm Him dying too slow Swoop 9:41 pm You Slag go make faster KA Bevel 9:41 pm *stares at screen blankly* Tarantulas 9:41 pm How about you show him how it's done, Slag. *snaps* Lingo 9:41 pm Him Grapple yell when Me Slag stab screen Impact 9:41 pm *brought A HANDKERCHIEF, thankfully* Windchill 9:41 pm *Snorts.* Impact 9:41 pm 3:'( Swoop 9:42 pm Soundwave not yelly bot keheh Impact 9:42 pm *leans on Bevel* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:42 pm [[The very idea, Swoop.]] Bevel 9:42 pm *will pat Impact carefully* Whirl 9:42 pm *drains his cube and sets it aside* Lingo 9:42 pm Swoop why you hang out with mushy bots Windchill 9:43 pm *Raises hand.* Swoop 9:43 pm What bot is mushy bot? Whirl 9:43 pm *Teacher Voice* Yes, Windchill? Lingo 9:43 pm Them all feelsy Swoop 9:43 pm Which? Windchill 9:43 pm Are you drunk and does it increase my chances of holding Killer? Lingo 9:43 pm *tosses head around* Them Windchill 9:43 pm *He's the mushiest.* Whirl 9:44 pm No. Not drunk. And I mean... if you're careful you can pick up the panel. But don't drop it. Windchill 9:44 pm Listen, I'm an expert at holding things. Bevel 9:44 pm *is only mushy if one counts anger as a mushy emotion* Lingo 9:44 pm Me Slag was fighting when me was month old You human not special Swoop 9:44 pm You Slag fighting since ever keheh Windchill 9:44 pm I have kids, remember? FakeProwl 9:45 pm *FINALLY. an engaging conversation.* Windchill 9:45 pm I can be...super careful. Swoop 9:45 pm ooo volcano Lingo 9:45 pm Them come see us Dinobots? Whirl 9:45 pm If you drop it I'm gonna knock your block off. Fair warning. Lingo 9:45 pm Us Dinobots in Volcano FakeProwl 9:45 pm *well, he's halfway through the movie, but at last he has a reason to not regret trying to pay attention.* Swoop 9:45 pm This too fancy for dinobot keheh Bevel 9:46 pm ... ItsyBitsySpyers 9:46 pm //Oh, frag yeah! This guy's badass.// Lingo 9:46 pm Him look like Him moldy-vorp Bevel 9:46 pm Bubble bath. Swoop 9:46 pm ((so is vader naked or what)) Whirl 9:46 pm Who's he? Swoop 9:46 pm ((do people often talk to him while he's in the buff)) ItsyBitsySpyers 9:46 pm Rumble bounces on his seat, and--aww, what? Impact 9:46 pm *can't help but giggle* Swoop 9:46 pm Moldy-vorp??? ItsyBitsySpyers 9:46 pm //Wait, you dunno? Ain't you seen these?// Lingo 9:46 pm Yah Swoop 9:46 pm What Lingo 9:46 pm moldy-vorp. Bevel 9:46 pm Moldy-vorp? Swoop 9:46 pm What is Whirl 9:46 pm Yeah, I--OH. it's THAT guy. I didn't recognize him without the suit. Lingo 9:47 pm him wear black flowy thing got no nose moldy vorp ItsyBitsySpyers 9:47 pm \\WHAT'S WRONG WITH NOT HAVIN' NOSES?\\ Bevel 9:47 pm *thinks* Swoop 9:47 pm moldy??? vorp????? Bevel 9:47 pm I do not have a nose either. Windchill 9:47 pm I suppose my block is a fair recompense. Impact 9:47 pm Me neither! Bevel 9:47 pm *no nose universes unite* Lingo 9:47 pm Why you no have nose? Whirl 9:47 pm I think more of us don't have noses than do. Lingo 9:47 pm Him Wheeljack not give you nose? Bevel 9:47 pm I was born that way. Windchill 9:48 pm *Reaches out with grabby claws, give him the barnacle.* Swoop 9:48 pm Him like Grimlock Impact 9:48 pm Me too! Swoop 9:48 pm Bossy Breath loud keheh ItsyBitsySpyers 9:48 pm Rumble chinhands. Lingo 9:48 pm Him Wheeljack leave parts out Me Slag. Him leave nose off you? Whirl 9:48 pm PFFT. Windchill 9:48 pm Nice pun. Tarantulas 9:48 pm *snicker-hiccup* Swoop 9:48 pm Choke people Windchill 9:48 pm Good job, shiny man. FakeProwl 9:48 pm *... how did he choke him* Lingo 9:49 pm fishy man?? Bevel 9:49 pm Did he use magic to choke him? ItsyBitsySpyers 9:49 pm [[It is the Force.]] Impact 9:49 pm He used the force! Whirl 9:49 pm I mean, if I was an unimaginably powerful fantasy space knight you'd bet I'd crack bad puns all the time. Bevel 9:49 pm ...magic. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:49 pm [[The dark side of it.]] Lingo 9:49 pm Her shiny Whirl 9:49 pm Who'd stop me? Windchill 9:49 pm You crack puns anyway, Whirl. Impact 9:49 pm yeah, kinda sci fi magic! Bevel 9:49 pm *suddenly connects earlier conversations* Voldemort! FakeProwl 9:49 pm Which force? The force of what? Impact 9:49 pm oh! Lingo 9:49 pm Yah him. moldy-vorp Whirl 9:49 pm Well, yes. Windchill 9:49 pm *GRABBY HANDS.* Impact 9:49 pm it's like...the force of life in everything? and some people can control it! Bevel 9:49 pm Magic force. He is a bad wizard. Whirl 9:50 pm *stares at the grabby hands* Windchill 9:50 pm *He wants,,,the barnacle.* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:50 pm [[Yes. There is an entire series concerning this fictional galaxy and its troubles. They explain the Force better there.]] Whirl 9:50 pm *nods towards Killer. It has got its own seat* Impact 9:50 pm *bounces in seat* Swoop 9:50 pm ((so what you're saying is.... they need a ..... new.... hope)) Impact 9:50 pm *just had a great idea for movie night* Windchill 9:51 pm *Fine, he'll get up and get it then.* FakeProwl 9:51 pm Stirring speech, for somebody who didn't care about this fight a day earlier. Whirl 9:51 pm *nudges Rumble* D'you think Vader will come back? (( 😎 )) ItsyBitsySpyers 9:51 pm //Hope so. He ups the scare by like... a billion.// Impact 9:51 pm ((keheheheh)) ItsyBitsySpyers 9:51 pm //Don't matter what he's doin'.// Lingo 9:51 pm Me Slag no care about Decepticon. Fight anyway. Bevel 9:51 pm *would show Lord of the Rings forever on movie nights if she hosted let's be real* Whirl 9:51 pm I'd like to see him in action again. Impact 9:51 pm *would come for all those LOTRS* Windchill 9:52 pm *Gets up and creeps around to loom over the back of Killer's seat before, CAREFULLY, reaching down to pick up the panel and take it back to his chair.* Bevel 9:52 pm *true friends watch all six special edition tolkien movies with you* Whirl 9:52 pm *keeps his optic on the screen, but he's tracking you, Windchill* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:52 pm *Oh. Oh. Do his kind get to be heroes for once?* Impact 9:52 pm *yeaaaaaahhh* *and all 12 hours of behind the scenes content?* Windchill 9:52 pm *Fair enough, if it was his barnacle he'd probably do the same.* Lingo 9:52 pm Where splosions go Bevel 9:53 pm So all the spies and not-heroes are gonna be heroes now and stop the bad weapon? FakeProwl 9:53 pm *spies, saboteurs, assassins—fighting dirty for the greater good. all right. okay. prowl's invested. these are his soldiers.* Whirl 9:53 pm *snickers* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:53 pm \\HAHA!\\ Bevel 9:53 pm *giggles* Impact 9:53 pm yeah! Windchill 9:53 pm *Sits and sets the panel in his lap, propped up against his pale trout belly so Killer can still 'see'* Swoop 9:53 pm *rests his head on Slag's leg* Them pretty cool. Them go leave, do what them want. Break rules. Go fight. Kill. Whirl 9:53 pm *They're flying in the face of authority because authority is being stupid. Whirl likes them, too* Lingo 9:53 pm When us Dinobots do that Him Wheeljack make annoying baby brothers Swoop 9:54 pm heyyyyy Me Swoop am annoying baby brothers Lingo 9:54 pm Yah. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:54 pm *Laserbeak throws the empty bowl at Slag* Whirl 9:54 pm *if his hands go near Killer's mouth, its going to poke its little cirri out and wave them around* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:54 pm *Rude, insulting her minion* Lingo 9:54 pm *gets hit. Lifts head. What was that* *He was in the middle of story time* Impact 9:54 pm *waves hands excitedly* Rogue one! Swoop 9:54 pm *hides bird under his wing, nothing threw the thing, it was your imagination, yes* Windchill 9:54 pm *Windchill has learned to watch his hands around Killer, thanks.* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:55 pm [[They're being very polite for thieves.]] Windchill 9:55 pm *But he'll peer down at it anyway.* Lingo 9:55 pm *plops head back down* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:55 pm *Amused* Bevel 9:55 pm *can get on board with this for sure now* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:55 pm *Laserbeak pats the bottom of Swoop's wing. Good minion* FakeProwl 9:55 pm No need to be rude about it. Windchill 9:55 pm *His spawn isn't here and he needs to pseudo-cuddle SOMETHING after that mushy stuff.* Whirl 9:55 pm ((*grabs my own heart*)) Impact 9:55 pm *happy noise* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:55 pm ((awwww chill)) Impact 9:55 pm I know who he's gonna seeeeend Whirl 9:55 pm ((CHULL)) Swoop 9:55 pm *moves just a little so bird can either peak out or stay hidden* Lingo 9:56 pm *idle-nibbles at Swoop with tricera beak* Swoop 9:56 pm *chitters but does literally nothing to stop it* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:56 pm *She'll stick her feelers out to watch. She has already seen; she's the one who told Soundwave about it.* Windchill 9:56 pm *Looks back up, trying to bother to keep up.* *Snorts.* Being an organic must really suck, sometimes. Swoop 9:57 pm You Slag be rogue again. Maybe us get MORE brothers! : > FakeProwl 9:57 pm Do you think organics KNOW that when they include a token robot, he's always the best character in the movie? Bevel 9:57 pm *mercenaries are viewed pretty poorly by both sides in conflicts so having any of these types being heroes is nice* Windchill 9:57 pm Yeah. Lingo 9:57 pm Me Slag rogue always. Them only care if ALL us Dinobots rogue. Swoop 9:57 pm Oh Snarl never do that ItsyBitsySpyers 9:57 pm [[He doubts they appreciate their own work that way.]] Tarantulas 9:57 pm *snickers at prowl* Swoop 9:57 pm Him have to wake up Him not like that Lingo 9:57 pm Yah. Annoying baby brother. Bevel 9:57 pm I bet some of them do, Prowl. Windchill 9:57 pm Ew, force field??? Lingo 9:57 pm like you swoop Windchill 9:58 pm That's like an energy shield or something? Annoying. Bevel 9:58 pm Yeah. Windchill 9:58 pm I hate those things. Swoop 9:58 pm Me Swoop am awesome baby brother And also Lingo 9:58 pm You Swoop noisy bird thing Swoop 9:58 pm not a baby YAH Lingo 9:58 pm You Swoop baby Swoop 9:58 pm Birds is awesome Nuh huh Lingo 9:58 pm You Swoop small and scream all time you baby Swoop 9:59 pm Scream fun : > FakeProwl 9:59 pm That's a poor plan. Windchill 9:59 pm Sounds like one of my plans, heh. Lingo 9:59 pm Cuz you baby Windchill 9:59 pm On a bad day. Swoop 9:59 pm No Whirl 9:59 pm Pfft. He's good, Prowl, but my favorite is still the monk guy. Lingo 9:59 pm yah Bevel 9:59 pm Sounds like some of the plans we got. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:59 pm [[He said they were spies, saboteurs, and assassins. He never said they had a strategist.]] Huff. Swoop 9:59 pm Me Swoop am bomber Not baby Windchill 9:59 pm The robot is a strategist! FakeProwl 9:59 pm They should ask the robot for one. Lingo 9:59 pm You Swoop baby Windchill 9:59 pm He said so in the beginning. FakeProwl 9:59 pm Who put HER in charge? Whirl 9:59 pm "Make 10 men feel like 100." Now THAT'S a familiar feeling. Lingo 9:59 pm Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay-beeeeeeeeeee Swoop 10:00 pm noooooooo ItsyBitsySpyers 10:00 pm ((mun missed that! thank u chill)) Lingo 10:00 pm Him Swoop is baaaaay-beeeee Swoop 10:00 pm not a baaaaay-beeeeee ItsyBitsySpyers 10:00 pm \\PUH, 10 TO 100. 1 TO 100, THAT'S ME.\\ *Frenzy thumps his chest* Bevel 10:00 pm 1 to 1000. Me. Lingo 10:00 pm Yuh huuuhhh Windchill 10:00 pm (( It's such a one-off comment that if you're not hyper-fixated on K2 it's easy to miss tbh. )) Whirl 10:00 pm *snickers* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:00 pm *SQUINT*

\\...1 TO TEN THOUSAND.\\ Windchill 10:01 pm You people and your numbers... Bevel 10:01 pm *grins*

1 to a million. Swoop 10:01 pm *nips at Slag's toes* Whirl 10:01 pm I've SEEN you in action, Frenzy. I believe it. But Bevel... I haven't seen you fight. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:01 pm *LEAPS to his feet* Whirl 10:01 pm We should remedy that. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:01 pm \\YOU WANNA GO? RIGHT HERE? RIGHT NOW?\\ Lingo 10:01 pm *nips at Swoop's crest* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:01 pm [[Frenzy. Sit down.]] Bevel 10:01 pm *giggles* Windchill 10:01 pm There should be more fighting in general. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:01 pm \\BUT BOSS--\\

[[Sit.]] Swoop 10:01 pm *jokes on Slag, there is absolute minimal feeling in that decorative shit* Windchill 10:01 pm *Nods in agreement at his own statement, then sticks his tongue out at Killer.* Lingo 10:01 pm *clamps down on it. Pulls* Swoop 10:01 pm *it's just for impressing lady birds and the pterodon aethetic* !!!! Windchill 10:02 pm *He knows this is ill advised, which is exactly why he's doing it.* Swoop 10:02 pm *is pulled* Whirl 10:02 pm *Killer probably thinks something very wise when he sees Windchill's tongue. But it doesn't respond* *UNLESS THAT TONGUE IS CLOSE* Lingo 10:02 pm *bleps* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:02 pm *Frenzy growls and gestures to show Bevel that he's watching her before climbing back up near Whirl. He'll get you next time, Gadget.* Lingo 10:02 pm You Swoop slimy bird Bevel 10:02 pm *as the daughter of a prime and any Ratchet that's ever existed, she could probably take half a zombie army, so maybe the first number was only a little overly estimated* Whirl 10:02 pm All right. Next time I find myself in a good, big fight, I'm inviting ALL of you. Windchill 10:02 pm *Lets his glossa snake closer and closer, black and coiling as a leech.* Bevel 10:02 pm Yay! Swoop 10:02 pm That not slime. That You Slag gross spit. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:02 pm \\ME FIRST.\\ Lingo 10:02 pm Nuh uh Whirl 10:03 pm That is to say, Frenzy, Bevel, and Rumble. best decepticon leader 10:03 pm Do I get to punch you if I go? Bevel 10:03 pm Me second! Windchill 10:03 pm *Raises hand.* Whirl 10:03 pm You're not invited. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:03 pm \\DAMN STRAIGHT.\\

//....Hey, why'm I last!?// //Who d'you think TAUGHT her?// Windchill 10:03 pm *Sucks his tongue back in, for now.* best decepticon leader 10:03 pm You said we were all invited Windchill 10:03 pm I was gonna say, I can't go. Bevel 10:03 pm I can carry you both and we can all be first? Whirl 10:03 pm I then specified who I meant by "all." Swoop 10:03 pm Oh look Them bombs Windchill 10:03 pm 'Cause. Swoop 10:03 pm Slag look Them do an explode Whirl 10:03 pm You;re last because you weren't part of the discussion. Lingo 10:03 pm Him twirly Whirl 10:03 pm But, I mean. Obviously, you'd come along. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:03 pm //That's cuz perfection don't gotta brag.// Whirl 10:03 pm *OH BOY the battle couple is at it* *snickers* Swoop 10:04 pm Him have kibble like You Slag Windchill 10:04 pm I'm not what you'd call a warrior. I'm a....worrier. Swoop 10:04 pm No horns Whirl 10:04 pm I wouldn't send a footstool into battle, anyway, Windchill. Lingo 10:04 pm feh him need horns to be like Me Slag Windchill 10:04 pm *That's the truth but it's spoken as a lie. Good luck figuring that out.* Whirl 10:04 pm *WH* *WHAT THE FUCK* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:04 pm ((WOOP i forgot about that sorry prowl)) Whirl 10:04 pm *THIS FILTH??? ON SCREEN* Swoop 10:04 pm ((can you even imagine reading MINIMUM 15 years of emails, skype calls, etc.?)) FakeProwl 10:04 pm ... Is he, per chance, going to tell his underlings WHY all the scientist's transmissions are being called up? ItsyBitsySpyers 10:05 pm [[Unlikely.]] Windchill 10:05 pm *Doesn't even blink at the assault on a robot brain. He's used to it.* FakeProwl 10:05 pm ((i was barely paying attention to the screen so we'll pretend prowl wasn't looking)) Swoop 10:05 pm Whoop whoop! ItsyBitsySpyers 10:05 pm ((GOOD)) FakeProwl 10:05 pm He's not a very good manager, is he. Swoop 10:05 pm NICE Whirl 10:05 pm N-nice. VERY satisfying. Swoop 10:05 pm Them explode whole base :V Lingo 10:06 pm Good Windchill 10:06 pm I don't need to go anyway, technically you've seen me fight before. Lingo 10:06 pm Big splode Whirl 10:06 pm *it looked more like PnP to Whirl* *for shame, movie* Windchill 10:06 pm Even if it was just humans. Whirl 10:06 pm Technically I have, yep. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:06 pm *Rumble squints up at Whirl. What's he stuttering for?* Swoop 10:06 pm KAHAH them just line up Dumb Lingo 10:06 pm pchew pchew Whirl 10:06 pm Oh, hot damn, that weapon he has was NICE. Looked like some kind of laser crossbow. Tarantulas 10:07 pm *smol jump, sits up* Swoop 10:07 pm Laser crossbow <3 Whirl 10:07 pm *he had a minor case of the vapors, Rumble. Shh, shh* Ha! Windchill 10:07 pm *He's back to sticking his tongue out at Killer.* Lingo 10:07 pm (( This is my first time seeing this but from all the screencaps of k2 I did NOT expect him to sound so much like 3po) ItsyBitsySpyers 10:08 pm ((it is alan tudyk!)) Swoop 10:08 pm ((speak of the devil)) Whirl 10:08 pm *if that tongue is even vaguely close Killer's gonna stick its cirri out* Tarantulas 10:08 pm *to prowl and sw* Ah. I might ought to have mentioned earlier I need to leave early Lingo 10:08 pm (( I SUMMONED HIM)) Whirl 10:08 pm ((YEEE ALAN did a good job <3)) FakeProwl 10:08 pm Mm. Tarantulas 10:08 pm Early as in, now, I mean Windchill 10:08 pm *It's definitely getting close. That's the plan.* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:08 pm *Soundwave bobs his helm at Tarantulas. Not unexpected.* [[If you must.]] Whirl 10:08 pm *they're waving about* FakeProwl 10:08 pm ... Oh. Hold on a second. Swoop 10:08 pm *twitches and wiggles and is generally just excited for a good fight* Whirl 10:09 pm I need me one of those. Tarantulas 10:09 pm Mm? Swoop 10:09 pm *but doesn't ever lunge, he's behaving himself for now* *just being a wiggle* Windchill 10:09 pm *Wiggles his tongue. He wants to see if Killer will try to snatch it.* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:09 pm *Soundwave scoots forward on his seat* Lingo 10:09 pm *lays head on top of Swoop, gnawing idly while watching the fight go down* Whirl 10:09 pm *eventually, very slowly, it draws its cirri in* *and it extrudes its three-pronged beak and starts grasping the air* Swoop 10:09 pm Cow FakeProwl 10:10 pm *leans forward to rest his chin on Tarantulas's helm, drape his arms over Tarantulas's shoulders, and cross them over his chest. Lingo 10:10 pm Them big dogs Windchill 10:10 pm *Retracts his tongue before there's cause for a bloody mess all over the barnacle.* Swoop 10:10 pm That not dog Dog have tail and flop ears and bark Tarantulas 10:10 pm *freezes, then relaxes with a smol purr* Lingo 10:10 pm them not dinobot Whirl 10:10 pm *it grasps hopefully at the air a few times. It's making a very, very soft rasping noise* Swoop 10:10 pm Lots of thing not dinobot keheh Tarantulas 10:11 pm *prowl's arms get pet* FakeProwl 10:11 pm That's all. You can go now. *but Tarantulas will be the one that has to move first.* Impact 10:11 pm *hides face* Swoop 10:11 pm Gogogogogogo DEAD best decepticon leader 10:11 pm They only have four in a squadron? Windchill 10:11 pm *No Killer, he'll play tongue twister with you, but no biting allowed.* Lingo 10:11 pm Too much flyyyyyyiiiiing Whirl 10:11 pm I really like their ships. Impact 10:11 pm *looks again* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:11 pm [[The rebel fleet is very, very tiny compared to the Empire.]] Swoop 10:11 pm Yes flying ItsyBitsySpyers 10:11 pm [[The Empire spans a galaxy, or most of it.]] Whirl 10:11 pm The X-Wings. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:11 pm [[They would be lucky to fill a few planets.]] Tarantulas 10:12 pm *lingers a while, but eventually pulls away* Lingo 10:12 pm too much flying why so much flying them need swords Swoop 10:12 pm Because flying AWESOME Whirl 10:12 pm Because it's about space battles. Windchill 10:12 pm Give him the gun. Lingo 10:12 pm flying stupid them need SWORDS best decepticon leader 10:12 pm flying is the best Whirl 10:12 pm And that is how you make friends. Impact 10:12 pm She gave him the gun! Bevel 10:12 pm Why did they not give him a gun earlier? Swoop 10:12 pm You can flying AND swords Bevel 10:12 pm Is he a bad shot? Whirl 10:13 pm Yeah. You gotta have a mix of both, for an exciting fight. Windchill 10:13 pm Nobody ever gave ME a gun. Lingo 10:13 pm ...them camels? Impact 10:13 pm I think it's because they're racist Windchill 10:13 pm *Pretends to pout.* Swoop 10:13 pm oh camel! Tarantulas 10:13 pm I'll keep you updated on my work if you like. Comm me if you need me, Prowl. FakeProwl 10:13 pm Probably because organics don't see robots as worthy of the same rights they have. Lingo 10:13 pm Camel got no head Impact 10:13 pm droid rights are Not Good in star wars! Bevel 10:13 pm Oh. Whirl 10:13 pm Not bad. FakeProwl 10:13 pm *a nuzzle as Tarantulas pulls away.* No. I'm not going to distract you from your work. Windchill 10:14 pm Organics have it rough, dudes. Tarantulas 10:14 pm Very well. *smooch on prowl's helm, then brief touch to sw as he passes, to say goodbye* Lingo 10:14 pm Them fish Swoop 10:14 pm Swoop kill them FakeProwl 10:14 pm *... slightly leans into it* Windchill 10:14 pm *Tries to ignore the touchy-feely pair over there.* Impact 10:14 pm *peek* Tarantulas 10:14 pm *sorry not sorry chill* Windchill 10:14 pm *Easy enough, with Killer to distract him.* Impact 10:14 pm *she saw a smoooooch* Whirl 10:14 pm *how could you possibly have any attention left for them when you're holding KILLER* Impact 10:14 pm *okay, back to the movie* Whirl 10:15 pm (*9PFFT)) ItsyBitsySpyers 10:15 pm *Pings Tarantulas a farewell and nods. Thank you.* *PRIMUS. BELOW. Look. At. Those. Archives.* Swoop 10:15 pm Me want to fly on beach tooooooo! Beach next. Beach after movie. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:15 pm *...Mild fwoosh.* Whirl 10:15 pm ...that does sound nice, actually. Lingo 10:15 pm Me Slag no like beach Windchill 10:15 pm Eheheh. Whirl 10:15 pm A flight on a beach/ Swoop 10:15 pm You Slag get stuck in wet sand kehehe cause fat ItsyBitsySpyers 10:15 pm [[Are those the controls? How do they - oh, fascinating.]] Windchill 10:15 pm So long as you STAY in flight. Lingo 10:15 pm You Swoop get stuck in wet sand cuz me Slag BURY you Windchill 10:15 pm Gotta avoid all that sand and salt. Swoop 10:15 pm YAHHH Him hit! Whirl 10:15 pm Pfft! Windchill 10:16 pm He beat a man with another man's butt! ItsyBitsySpyers 10:16 pm //He's hittin' guys with other-- haha!// Lingo 10:16 pm YEAH Whirl 10:16 pm That is always, ALWAYS a good move. Hitting people with other people. And, I can handle a little sand and salt. I'm built tough. Lingo 10:16 pm You not Dinobot Bevel 10:16 pm *K's about as good as she is at lying* Swoop 10:16 pm Them need bombers in space Lingo 10:16 pm You not invited Whirl 10:16 pm ...me? Swoop 10:16 pm For shield Lingo 10:16 pm Yah you Windchill 10:16 pm So can I, but I'm supposed to keep my joints clean or I'll get told off. Whirl 10:16 pm Invited where, exactly? Lingo 10:17 pm Beach Whirl 10:17 pm Oh, I wasn't going to go with YOU lot. Lingo 10:17 pm Yah you not Dinobot Impact 10:17 pm *mumbles "For jedha" and makes sad noises* Whirl 10:17 pm Wow. REALLY? Are you sure? Windchill 10:17 pm Sand... Lingo 10:17 pm Yah. Swoop 10:17 pm YAAHHHH Windchill 10:17 pm I hate sand. Swoop 10:17 pm Quick shoot! Awesome!!! Windchill 10:18 pm It's coarse and rough and gets everywhere. Whirl 10:18 pm Because I could swear I had a little raptor in me. best decepticon leader 10:18 pm doesn't everyone Whirl 10:18 pm (9GODDMGA CHIULL)) Impact 10:18 pm *snickers because SAND* Windchill 10:18 pm (( Ur welcome. )) Swoop 10:18 pm You raptor??? :V ItsyBitsySpyers 10:18 pm *Laserbeak rattles her wings. Look at all that flying and fighting. Oh, she is just ITCHING to join in. Too bad it's not real.* Swoop 10:18 pm Where toe? Whirl 10:18 pm Oh, of course. Lingo 10:18 pm No him eated wrapper FakeProwl 10:18 pm ... K2SO isn't going to make it out of this, is he. Right now the enemy soldiers are coming at him one by one. Eventually they're going to send a whole squad down. Whirl 10:18 pm @Swoop: I'm absolutely not, but play along. Lingo 10:18 pm wrapper IN him Swoop 10:18 pm *glances under wing at Laserbeak* : > FakeProwl 10:18 pm And the token robots always die. Whirl 10:19 pm It's not looking good for ANY of 'em, Prowl. FakeProwl 10:19 pm I'm less invested in the rest of them. Whirl 10:19 pm But, yeah. I've got the claws. I've got the head-thing. Totally part raptor. Windchill 10:19 pm This filing system is really inefficient if it takes people in different rooms to find anything. Lingo 10:19 pm But you not dinobot Impact 10:19 pm *sad whine* Whirl 10:19 pm Oh, I totally am. Swoop 10:19 pm Oh him dead best decepticon leader 10:19 pm no Windchill 10:20 pm Figures. Impact 10:20 pm *starts crying* best decepticon leader 10:20 pm 😞 Bevel 10:20 pm No! Lingo 10:20 pm Awh. Whirl 10:20 pm *salutes his empty cube* Impact 10:20 pm *she knew this was coming, but still* Lingo 10:20 pm That suck Windchill 10:20 pm He tried. FakeProwl 10:20 pm *quiet sigh* Windchill 10:20 pm He died. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:20 pm *Tips his helm a bit. A valiant effort.* Swoop 10:20 pm Why dead? Him punch table Lingo 10:20 pm Him got shot in back lots melty Windchill 10:20 pm It was a special exploding table. Swoop 10:20 pm Oh melty Whirl 10:20 pm Anyway. Dinobot or not, I intended to find my OWN beach. VIP access only. Bevel 10:21 pm *awkwardly pats Impact* Lingo 10:21 pm Kay. You no come with us Whirl 10:21 pm Wouldn't dream of it, mech. Lingo 10:21 pm Yah cuz you not Dinobot Swoop 10:21 pm OHH that crash hurt belly flop Lingo 10:21 pm belly flop hurt Whirl 10:21 pm Amazing. Every time you say it, it's more scintillating than the last. Lingo 10:22 pm Sin-till-late-ing? Whirl 10:22 pm Absolutely. Windchill 10:22 pm *Yawns grotesquely at Killer.* Whirl 10:22 pm *returns his attention to the film* Swoop 10:22 pm Good jump best decepticon leader 10:22 pm i'm surprised you know such a big word Whirl FakeProwl 10:22 pm *hears "scintillating." zones out again.* Windchill 10:23 pm Whirl isn't stupid. Swoop 10:23 pm dead Lingo 10:23 pm Sin-till-late-ing best decepticon leader 10:23 pm that's a matter of opinion Lingo 10:23 pm sin- sin-till- dick. Whirl 10:23 pm Starscream, I'd be insulted if I gave a damn what you thought about me at all. Lingo 10:23 pm hurhur Dick Whirl 10:23 pm Luckily for us all... Windchill 10:23 pm *Oh god, the dicks are back.* Whirl 10:23 pm *perks up; oh, he's about to do a thing* Impact 10:23 pm *starts crying all over again* best decepticon leader 10:23 pm shut up cyclops FakeProwl 10:24 pm *... oh right, he cares about this movie. zones back in.* Windchill 10:24 pm *Plating flares out.* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:24 pm *Rumble scoots forward and watches* Swoop 10:24 pm :V Him walk Bevel 10:24 pm *well she knows what's going to happen to everyone now* Swoop 10:24 pm Badass ItsyBitsySpyers 10:24 pm //Lookit that fragger go.// Whirl 10:24 pm He did it. Bevel 10:24 pm *will keep patting Impact as carefully as she can* Whirl 10:24 pm And, pfft, nice try, Starscream. I'm DESIGNED to be ugly and I'd still rather look like this than you. Swoop 10:24 pm Dead Lingo 10:24 pm why him dead? Swoop 10:25 pm !!! Whirl 10:25 pm Ah, damn. Swoop 10:25 pm Exploded best decepticon leader 10:25 pm that's okay, I know I'm gorgeous Whirl 10:25 pm *well, he's genuinely saddened; he was invested in them a bit* There's only one thing to do after that. Lingo 10:25 pm *is strangely distressed by this* *DOES NOT LIKE THIS FEELING* FakeProwl 10:25 pm ... Either only the child of the scientist is going to survive, or they're all going to die. Whirl 10:25 pm A glorious violent killing spree. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:25 pm //Somebody loosin' dust clouds in here.// Rubs his optics. Bevel 10:26 pm *frowns* FakeProwl 10:26 pm Highest probability is for one survivor. Swoop 10:26 pm *is in biting range if Slag gets TOO distressed, doesn't realize his impending doom* Windchill 10:26 pm *That's why it's a lot easier when you can't stand the people you fight alongside.* best decepticon leader 10:26 pm true Whirl 10:26 pm *tips his empty cube to the screen again* Windchill 10:26 pm *He would know.* Lingo 10:26 pm *resumes nibbling on Swoop's kibble* FakeProwl 10:26 pm Movies like to make everyone expendable except for their one star that we're supposed to like. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:26 pm *Small nod from Soundwave. It does seem a doomed mission.* Swoop 10:26 pm *is a chew toy* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:26 pm [[He would argue we are supposed to like most of them. Of their band.]] Whirl 10:27 pm My bet is that they're all gonna bite it. Lingo 10:27 pm Hammerhead corvette? Corvette am car Swoop 10:27 pm You bird do talky, comm stuff. You do this stuff? Fighty talky plan stuff. Whirl 10:27 pm Seen too many missions like this from the Xantium. best decepticon leader 10:27 pm I rarely if ever like the hero Lingo 10:27 pm hammerhead am fish Swoop 10:27 pm OH! EXPLODE. Lingo 10:27 pm fish car? Swoop 10:27 pm Dead Whirl 10:27 pm Oh, here he goes. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:27 pm {{Not nowwww. Before, Bird do lots.}} Windchill 10:27 pm He's gonna do a thing? Swoop 10:27 pm Bird pretty badass 😆 * : > FakeProwl 10:27 pm It'll be more realistic if they all die. /I'd/ appreciate it. But Earth movies don't usually take that route. They like their sole survivors. Whirl 10:27 pm Blaze of glory is what he's gonna do. Swoop 10:27 pm !! Windchill 10:27 pm I suppose he's got nothing left to live for, might as well die. best decepticon leader 10:27 pm wait, were they in love? Swoop 10:27 pm Him kill everyone :V Whirl 10:28 pm They were obviously a couple. Lingo 10:28 pm Him Sad. Him kill cuz sad. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:28 pm //Yeah, mech. Lookit what he looked at last.// Whirl 10:28 pm I mean, there's nothing left for him to do except kill as many as he can. Swoop 10:28 pm *glances at Slag* *what a weird comment* *what a weird brother* KAH! Ram. best decepticon leader 10:28 pm i have trouble recognising love, okay? Whirl 10:28 pm Ha! Nice. Swoop 10:28 pm Awesome Lingo 10:28 pm *gnaws a little harder on Swoop's crest. It's going to be good and dented later* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:28 pm \\THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT. LITTLE GUYS DOIN' THE HEAVY LIFTIN'.\\ Windchill 10:29 pm That's because you're stupid, Starscream. Bevel 10:29 pm *waits* Whirl 10:29 pm Hear, hear. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:29 pm \\LIKE WE ALWAYS GOTTA DO.\\ Swoop 10:29 pm *okay like for real that's starting to be A Bad Time there buddy* Whirl 10:29 pm *snickers; Windchill u got my back* Windchill 10:29 pm *What are friends for?* best decepticon leader 10:29 pm no, it's because i don't experience love Windchill 10:29 pm *He knows you can fight your own battles, but does it make him want to punch people any less? No.* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:29 pm [[...What is the purpose of putting the controls that far out? Who designed this?]] Windchill 10:29 pm Because you're stupid, Starscream. I am... Lingo 10:30 pm YAH SMASH best decepticon leader 10:30 pm or at least, i haven't ItsyBitsySpyers 10:30 pm \\HECK YEAH!\\ Bevel 10:30 pm Bad designers. Swoop 10:30 pm !!! Whirl 10:30 pm Look at THAT! Windchill 10:30 pm So sorry to hear of your pitiful existence. Whirl 10:30 pm Glorious. Swoop 10:30 pm SMASH WHOLE SHIP IN HALF ItsyBitsySpyers 10:30 pm *This is the best moment in the whole movie to Frenzy. Look what that tiny ship made them do.* Lingo 10:30 pm SMASH WHOLE THING FakeProwl 10:30 pm An empire staffed with reluctant engineers who want to sabotage their bosses designed it. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:30 pm [[...That is a good point.]] Whirl 10:30 pm Ha! *that was a good one, Prowl* Bevel 10:30 pm Ha. best decepticon leader 10:30 pm i think it would be inconvenient rather than something to aspire to Lingo 10:30 pm her owie. Swoop 10:30 pm leg Lingo 10:31 pm You Swoop fix? Windchill 10:31 pm What, being stupid? I have to agree. Swoop 10:31 pm Me Swoop don't know human stuff FakeProwl 10:31 pm Don't tell them, you idiot. Swoop 10:31 pm KAH FakeProwl 10:31 pm If he shoots you and runs off he can report it to his superiors. Windchill 10:31 pm Nice. Lingo 10:31 pm Him not die Whirl 10:31 pm Nice. Lingo 10:32 pm Why die from fall that dumb Swoop 10:32 pm *WOOPS* Whirl 10:32 pm And, well. You're not wrong, Prowl. But god, nothing is more deeply satisfying that revenge. Windchill 10:32 pm *Raises hand* Whirl 10:32 pm And gloating in it. Sometimes you do stupid things. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:32 pm //Yeah, but if she ain't said she already did it maybe he woulda shot her so she couldn't.// //Least she kept him talkin' so she could.// Whirl 10:32 pm *Teacher Voice* Yes, Windchill? And yeah. Point, Rumble. Windchill 10:32 pm I dunno about that. Impact 10:32 pm *basically a tear fountain* Windchill 10:32 pm I've had some good frags in my time. Whirl 10:33 pm Pft. Lingo 10:33 pm it that thing Whirl 10:33 pm Well. FakeProwl 10:33 pm If one of my spies pulled a stunt like that, they'd be dismissed from their position and arrested for divulging top-secret intel to the enemy. Whirl 10:33 pm ...I mean, what is there to say to that. Swoop 10:33 pm death star Lingo 10:33 pm FRAG hurhur him say frag ItsyBitsySpyers 10:33 pm //Listen, I'm jus' tryin' to make sense outta human reasonin'.// Windchill 10:33 pm *Grins smugly.* Lingo 10:33 pm Dick frag best decepticon leader 10:33 pm i'd just straight up shoot them, but you do you prowl Windchill 10:33 pm *For Primus' sake, you dinobots.* Whirl 10:33 pm I will say, then, that *I* have never experienced anything as deeply satisfying as reveling in the moment of my revenge. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:34 pm *Oh. Oh dear.* Swoop 10:34 pm EXPLODE Windchill 10:34 pm Hmm, fair enough. FakeProwl 10:34 pm Arrest comes with the possibility of reform. Bevel 10:34 pm Oh no. Whirl 10:34 pm Oh, yeah. They're all toast. Windchill 10:34 pm I don't really do the revenge thing. Whirl 10:34 pm But hey, they won. Lingo 10:34 pm but them win?? best decepticon leader 10:34 pm prison makes monsters, just ask whirl Swoop 10:34 pm Explode coming FakeProwl 10:34 pm ... Probability is leaning toward them all dying. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:34 pm [[Probability had best lean faster.]] Impact 10:34 pm *very good thing she brought this handkercheif* Whirl 10:35 pm *he's just going to grab his empty cube and with snake-quick reflexes chuck it directly at Starscream's face* Bevel 10:35 pm Very fast. best decepticon leader 10:35 pm OW Windchill 10:35 pm @Whirl: Permission to kill him? Whirl 10:35 pm You got off lucky. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:35 pm [[No attacking guests.]] Whirl 10:35 pm @Windchill: Ask Soundwave, not me. FakeProwl 10:35 pm Prison doesn't make monsters. People who go into prisons to beat the prisoners make monsters. Swoop 10:35 pm dead? dead Lingo 10:35 pm ?!?!?! BUT WON?? Windchill 10:35 pm @Whirl: Feh, Soundwave can't tell me what to do outside of Dancitron. best decepticon leader 10:35 pm That too Lingo 10:35 pm THEM WON ??? Swoop 10:35 pm yah won Whirl 10:35 pm *just settles back in his chair and returns his attention to the movie* Lingo 10:36 pm WHY DEAD IF THEM WON??? Whirl 10:36 pm @Windchill: oh, sure. Outside, do whatcha want. But don't give him a hard time in his own place. ...he's all right. best decepticon leader 10:36 pm So whirl is a monster Whirl 10:36 pm Oh, shit. best decepticon leader 10:36 pm According to Prowl Whirl 10:36 pm That was awesome. FakeProwl 10:36 pm That's the opposite of what I said. Swoop 10:36 pm kamikaze? OHH Windchill 10:36 pm Well, nobody cares what Prowl thinks either. Swoop 10:36 pm Him BADASS Whirl 10:36 pm He really is. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:36 pm [[Some of us do.]] Lingo 10:36 pm What kamm-ee-cauze-zee? Windchill 10:37 pm *Or, at least, he doesn't.* best decepticon leader 10:37 pm Whirl doing a monstrous act led to Megatron, close enough Swoop 10:37 pm It mean die on purpose for winning Like Lingo 10:37 pm But that DUMB Swoop 10:37 pm Crash head first into enemy and explode To kill Windchill 10:37 pm *Starscream's talking gibberish now, so far as he's concerned.* Lingo 10:37 pm HOW THEM KNOW YOU WIN IF YOU DEAD Swoop 10:37 pm You die SUPER HARD Windchill 10:37 pm *points* If he could fly, he could have chased them then. Whirl 10:37 pm *his antenna pins back, but he studiously ignores Starscream* Swoop 10:37 pm harder than them ((miss u carrie)) FakeProwl 10:37 pm *he's doing an extremely poor job of rephrasing prowl's words.* Lingo 10:38 pm Dumb dumb dumb (( Carrieeeee ;;n;; )) ItsyBitsySpyers 10:38 pm *And Soundwave can attest to how much fear suddenly showing a small amount of light in a very dark room can cause.* Bevel 10:38 pm ((baby carrie ;v; Impact 10:38 pm ((mmhmm ;; )) Whirl 10:38 pm (( ;u;/ )) FakeProwl 10:38 pm ((rip)) Guest 10:38 pm ((rip your highness and general skywalker)) best decepticon leader 10:38 pm Megatron in turn created many monsters Whirl 10:38 pm Starscream, I suggest you shut it. FakeProwl 10:38 pm Why are we rehashing the war, precisely? Whirl 10:38 pm You can't pin all of Megatron on just ME. FakeProwl 10:38 pm We were all there. best decepticon leader 10:38 pm Or what? Windchill 10:38 pm *He was about to say the same thing, whoops.* I'll kill you, that's what. best decepticon leader 10:38 pm i can and will ItsyBitsySpyers 10:38 pm [[ENOUGH.]] Swoop 10:38 pm fight fight fight fight ItsyBitsySpyers 10:39 pm [[Take this into the canyon or silence yourselves.]] Bevel 10:39 pm No more war talk. Boring. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:39 pm [[This is a neutral zone, not a shooting range.]] Whirl 10:39 pm *swivels his helm around to glare at Soundwave* Windchill 10:39 pm *He'll let Starsceam make that decision, lol.* Bevel 10:39 pm *grumbles* Impact 10:39 pm *finally coming out of sad movie fugue to notice the conversations happening* FakeProwl 10:39 pm *... kind of hopes they take this into the canyon* Bevel 10:39 pm Are you ok, Impact? Whirl 10:39 pm Oh, of course, NOW you speak up. Swoop 10:39 pm *LOUDLY HOPES THEY TAKE IT INTO THE CANYON* best decepticon leader 10:39 pm meet me outside whirl Impact 10:39 pm *nods and wipes away last of her tears* uh-huh Bevel 10:40 pm *pats one last time for good measure just in case* Lingo 10:40 pm Fight? There fight? Impact 10:40 pm *hugs* Lingo 10:40 pm Where fight? Me Slag want Fight Whirl 10:40 pm Y'know? No. I don't think I will. *leans back* Not tonight, anyway. When I feel like it. Windchill 10:40 pm Listen, Starscream. best decepticon leader 10:40 pm if whirl isn't a coward Swoop 10:40 pm No fight? : < ItsyBitsySpyers 10:40 pm [[And from what little he has learned of Megatron in their world, there was more to it than whatever you are accusing Whirl of doing.]] Lingo 10:40 pm YOU FIGHT ME SLAG Windchill 10:40 pm We all know you're an idiot, but voluntarily fighting Whirl? That's a whole new level of stupid. Even I won't do that. And I thought I was a dumb as they came. best decepticon leader 10:41 pm whirls skill is so far beneath me it almost isn't worth it Windchill 10:41 pm *Actually snickers.* Bevel 10:41 pm *is hugged?* FakeProwl 10:41 pm @Whirl «Schedule your brawl for after Springer.» Whirl 10:41 pm *snorts* Impact 10:41 pm *Yes, bevel is hugged* Whirl 10:41 pm @Prowl: Why do you think I haven't ALREADY jumped him? ItsyBitsySpyers 10:42 pm *Soundwave's feelers slide out. He already gave one warning.* FakeProwl 10:42 pm @Whirl «Could have been Springer, could have been because you don't want to be banned from movie nights. I wasn't going to assume.» Lingo 10:42 pm Swoop them no fight me Slag Swoop 10:42 pm Boring Lingo 10:42 pm boring. Swoop 10:42 pm Us go burn stuff on beach : > Bird want beach too? Lingo 10:43 pm Yeah. Us go burn stuff. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:43 pm {{No, Bird can not going beach today. Bird work soon.}} Mutter mutter. {{Beach more other time. Promise promise.}} Whirl 10:43 pm @Prowl: Yeah, well, if all I can look forward to is getting verbally harassed then it's not worth it. Swoop 10:44 pm Kay. Other time. Bye bye! Impact 10:44 pm Gonna go to bed now. G'night. Windchill 10:44 pm *Flicks his tongue at Killer again since Starscream's shut up for the moment; he doesn't know when he will see the Most Beloved Barnacle again.* Bevel 10:44 pm Night, Impact ItsyBitsySpyers 10:44 pm //Seeya, Impact.// Whirl 10:44 pm Seeya, twerp. Impact 10:44 pm *one more hug for Bevel and a tentative wave for Soundwave and co.* *more wavings* Seeya! Windchill 10:44 pm Bye, short stack. Lingo 10:45 pm Diiiiiiiiiiiiick *waddles on out, chanting 'dick dick dick frag frag frag dick frag'* FakeProwl 10:45 pm *tries to figure out how to send a neutral shrug over a comm. can't. he'll run that by soundwave later.* @Whirl «Mm.» Bevel 10:46 pm *not really following anything happening in the room right now* Windchill 10:46 pm *Probably for the best.* Whirl 10:47 pm Well, that was a decent movie. *hops up* Gonna need you to relinquish the barnacle, 'Chill. Windchill 10:47 pm Yup. It... is time. best decepticon leader 10:48 pm ((night everyone Bevel 10:48 pm ((night Windchill 10:48 pm *Carefully plucks it out of his lap and offers the panel, like a barnacle on a silver platter.* Whirl 10:48 pm ((gnight!)) Windchill 10:48 pm (( 'Night! )) Whirl 10:48 pm *returns Killer to his seat* *and takes a moment to very gently nudge Windchill while he's over there* @Windchill: Thanks. Bevel 10:48 pm *...wait Whirl brought something to the movie and she missed it???* Whirl 10:49 pm *he brought his pet barnacle* Bevel 10:49 pm *leans over to see what it is* Whirl 10:49 pm *it's attached to a metal panel* Windchill 10:49 pm *Doesn't react externally, making it harder to spot maybe.* Bevel 10:49 pm *very cool and weird pet, a+ would look again* Windchill 10:49 pm @Whirl: For threatening people? Whirl 10:49 pm (( visual ref:

http://68.media.tumblr.com/47699e71b8b27a72dd631b7736d46dbe/tumblr_inline_njzoxgkkxd1ractlu.png )) ItsyBitsySpyers 10:49 pm *Quietly rubs his crest. At the rate people are intent on burning things, starting fights, and doing Primus knows what, he's going to have to start asking Smokescreen to make security appearances off-schedule.* Whirl 10:50 pm @Windchill: Well. There's no way to say this without being incredibly cheesy. But, for sticking up for me. FakeProwl 10:50 pm *soundwave could stop most of the threat of fights/arson by uninviting the dinobots. just saying.* Whirl 10:50 pm *he's the only one who did, and Whirl appreciates it* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:50 pm *...No, see, that leads to MORE threats of fighting and arson.* Windchill 10:51 pm @Whirl: We're friends, it's my job. Bevel 10:51 pm *between writing the next chapter in the covenant of primus in which optimus, not so secretly the thirteenth original prime, saves everyone from a big smelter and unicron and something something starscream gets a crown!?!?* Windchill 10:51 pm @Whirl: To be as cheesy as possible. You can't beat me there. I'm the cheesiest. Whirl 10:51 pm *he just shrugs; he's obviously not used to it* Windchill 10:52 pm *Shrugs also.* Bevel 10:52 pm *smokescreen's writing ideas are very original ok* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:52 pm *Part of that actually happened. Or will happen, if it hasn't already. But spoilers.* Bevel 10:52 pm *it's the starscream crown part isn't it?* *Bevel will think that's the best part* Windchill 10:53 pm *That's the worst part what the hell.* *Every Starscream he's met has been a complete asshole* Whirl 10:54 pm All right. See you later, losers. Windchill 10:54 pm Bye, suckerrrrr. Bevel 10:54 pm *Bevel's universe's Starscream is the best and totally deserves a cool crown* Night! Whirl 10:54 pm *waves to the room; now he's all out of sorts again. Time for a flight. Maybe he'll go find that beach* Windchill 10:55 pm *Does a ridiculously wide, sweeping wave.* *You can't miss it.* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:55 pm *The twins manage a half-hearted wave. They've kind of got the idea between them that Whirl might not come back now.* Whirl 10:56 pm Take care of Killer, you two, all right? Windchill 10:56 pm *That sounded awfully final, but he won't say anything.* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:56 pm //'Course. Won't nothin' happen to it.// Bevel 10:57 pm Does this mean I can bring Eowyn to movie nights? ItsyBitsySpyers 10:57 pm \\YOU BETTER COME BACK FORIT.\\ [[You still have that thing? How big is it now?]] Whirl 10:57 pm Well of course. *drapes a claw ove rhis cockpit* Primus willing. Or, I guess... I should say Heqet willing. Hmm. Bevel 10:57 pm Uh... *holds her hands about six feet apart* Whirl 10:57 pm *he pauses and looks over* Eowyn? What's that? ItsyBitsySpyers 10:57 pm //Primus nothin'. Better or we're gonna drag your shreds back.// Bevel 10:58 pm My Flobster. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:58 pm [[...It is clean, isn't it? Eowyn.]] *No plague?* Windchill 10:58 pm *Debates internally whether to steal Whirl's former seat and sit next to Killer for a few minutes, or just head home.* Bevel 10:58 pm Yeah, she keeps herself clean. Whirl 10:58 pm Oh! *perks up* I sort-of have one of those. Neat little guys. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:59 pm [[Fine. But it stays near you and you do not feed it from our stores.]] Whirl 10:59 pm Pfft. And, all right. *he nods to the twins* I mean, I honestly don't doubt that the two of you COULD. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:59 pm [[AND you take it with you when you go.]] Whirl 10:59 pm But remember: I've left me shreds to Ravage. Bevel 10:59 pm *nods enthusiastically* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:59 pm //Okay, but him draggin' shreds is gonna hurt more. He got fangs.// \\WE MEAN IT. YOU BETTER COME BACK.\\ Whirl 11:00 pm Well, I don't plan on NOT coming back. *he's starting to get genuinely baffled by this insistence* Not unless I find out your Boss is showing Titanic again. Windchill 11:00 pm Ugh. ItsyBitsySpyers 11:00 pm *Double sigh of relief.* @Whirl: //Good. Gotta make up for not havin' your back like we're supposed to.// Windchill 11:01 pm *Moves to sit next to Killer, he doesn't care who sees.* I'm putting my butt where Whirl's butt was. Just so's you all know. Whirl 11:01 pm ((for some reason the mental image of chill moving to sit next to killer the moment this song starts is hilarious to me)) Windchill 11:01 pm (( Omg I wasn't even paying attention. )) Whirl 11:02 pm Oh God. I can never sit there again? @Rumble: What, now? Windchill 11:02 pm (( Too busy contemplating dinner and peeing.)) ItsyBitsySpyers 11:02 pm \\THERE AIN'T GONNA BE A SEAT LEFT AFTER HIM.\\ Windchill 11:02 pm Well, you can but it's been tainted. By my taint. Sorry. *Makes sure to look real comfortable.* *He'd do worse but he's already risked being kicked out once tonight.* Whirl 11:03 pm Pfft. You've got a point, Frenzy. ItsyBitsySpyers 11:03 pm @Whirl: //Durin' the Starscream thing. We was watchin' the movie 'n then Windchill was like "Gonna kill ya," 'n we were all, "What?" 'N wasn't no time left to drag nobody outside 'n punch 'em.// @Whirl: //Said we got your back before. Gotta do it right. That's all.// Windchill 11:04 pm *Cautiously reaches a claw in Killer's direction, despite knowing better. He has to.* Whirl 11:04 pm @Rumble: Oh. Well, I can't exactly blame you. He chose the best damn part to open his mouth. *Whirl snorts and casts and irritable glance to the screen* I mean. He wasn't wrong. I just don't like hearing it from HIM. FakeProwl 11:05 pm *heard the word "titanic." zones out again.* Bevel 11:05 pm *completely missed all this due to having to focus her attention on Impact* Windchill 11:05 pm *Wonders what it's like to live stuck to a panel and be propped up in a chair at movie nights. Weird.* Whirl 11:05 pm @Rumble: But... you're good. And thanks. Besides, I wasn't kidding when I said I'd do it later. If you want in on the inevitable revenge, just say the word. *Killer, of course, extrudes its cirri as soon as the finger is near; it's probably more bewildered by all this phantom food than anything else* Bevel 11:06 pm *contemplates what she can do to ensure Eowyn stays in one spot for movie night, maybe a leash?* Windchill 11:06 pm (( Phantom food. )) ItsyBitsySpyers 11:06 pm @Whirl: //Naw, c'mon. Ain't fair sayin' you made the whole thing go. We been learnin'. He was gettin' screwed over by function scrap way before you.//

//I ain't gonna get in your revengin' way, but I'mma make sure ya get all the good shots slow-mo in high-def later.// Whirl 11:06 pm (9WHERE DOES IT COME FROM. WHERE DOES IT GO.)) Windchill 11:07 pm *He's gonna hold still and let the barnacle have its way with him, for now.* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:07 pm @Whirl: //An' you got screwed over too. So like. Real bad guy's the Senate, here.// Whirl 11:08 pm @Rumble: Oh, no. I know about that. I meant the monster thing. *waves a dismissive claw; I know the Functionists are to blame for the war. If it wasn't Megatron, it'd have been someone else, maybe.

As for the revenge, suit yourself. Offer's still open. I intend to invite Wide Load over there, as well, so the more, the merrier. Windchill 11:08 pm (( Wide load. )) (( Fickung))) Whirl 11:08 pm *if the finger is too far away to bite, Windchill will just get some waving cirri and a rasping beak that's just out of range... if it's not, prepare to get bit* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:08 pm @Whirl: //Pffft. Ain't gonna be no fightin' then. Just gonna sit on him.// Whirl 11:08 pm (( :3c )) ItsyBitsySpyers 11:08 pm @Whirl: //Starsplat after that.// Windchill 11:09 pm (( I can't. )) Whirl 11:09 pm *he actually laughs out loud at that... which might seem odd to someone who isn't privy to the conversation* Windchill 11:09 pm *He's definitely in range. He can spare a claw.* Bevel 11:09 pm *maybe a little but flobster leashes are currently occupying her* Whirl 11:09 pm *CHOMP* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:09 pm ((OH i haven't heard this in years...)) Windchill 11:10 pm *Makes a really grim face, wonders how long it would take to be fully consumed by a barnacle.* Whirl 11:10 pm @Rumble: Anyway. Thanks again. *he bobs his helm* You're good. *and he looks over to Windchill and...* What the hell. He's eating you, you know. ItsyBitsySpyers 11:11 pm *Nods and salutes.* Whirl 11:11 pm Okay, if THIS sort of thing is what makes it spawn, then I hereby absolve myself of all responsibility. Windchill 11:11 pm *If his mate asks why his claw is shorter...he'll tell the truth. It was sacrificed.* Whirl 11:11 pm You're all my witnesses. Windchill 11:11 pm WHOA now. ItsyBitsySpyers 11:11 pm //Hey! Hey! No!// Windchill 11:11 pm You're blaming me now? ItsyBitsySpyers 11:11 pm [[No spawning in his club.]] [[...Oh, you meant the barnacle.]] [[...Still. No spawning.]] Windchill 11:12 pm I had nothing to do with it the first time. I think? Whirl 11:12 pm Well you don't have to tell ME, Soundwave. I think I'd have bigger problems if I suddenly sparted squirting out little Whirls. Windchill 11:12 pm Listen, I might have magical spawning powers, but that's just silly. Whirl 11:12 pm And, I have no idea what caused it the first time. But I didn't do anything to it. Windchill 11:12 pm *He's PRETTY sure he can't impregnate a barnacle, but considering his track record so far it wouldn't surprise him either.* Fine, you can blame me seeing as there's no other explanation. ItsyBitsySpyers 11:13 pm [[...He will be moving this to his balcony. The one on Cybertron.]] *It's not spitting babies all over HIS planet again* Whirl 11:13 pm *I..... don't think whirl even knows they live there yet so he's assuming it's this Cybertron* Good. Officially, it's your fault. FakeProwl 11:14 pm Why don't you seal it in a small room? I don't want an invasive species on my planet. Windchill 11:14 pm *Raises his other hand.* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:14 pm [[It's FROM your timeline.]] Windchill 11:14 pm It's officially my fault. ItsyBitsySpyers 11:14 pm [[It's an invasive species on HIS planet.]] Whirl 11:14 pm Actually, it's not. Bevel 11:14 pm Uh-oh. Windchill 11:14 pm Most pregnancies seem to be. Whirl 11:14 pm We know for a fact Killer's not from my dimension, or the one I'm occupying. ItsyBitsySpyers 11:14 pm [[...Where did you get this thing, then?]] Whirl 11:14 pm We don't know WHERE it's from, actually. Never seen another one like it. Found it. And, okay. it's official. Windchill's fault. Bevel 11:15 pm It does not look like the ones from Malgus. ItsyBitsySpyers 11:15 pm [[Well, then it's living in the spare storage unit here.]] Bevel 11:15 pm Somewhere else. FakeProwl 11:15 pm Even if it was from our universe, it's not from CYBERTRON. It's clearly SOME kind of space barnacle, and space barnacles are from SPACE. We SCRAPE THEM OFF ships before they land to PREVENT invasive species from taking over. Whirl 11:15 pm It was with the barnacles on the ship. Small colony--it's the only one that survived. Windchill 11:15 pm *You know he's just going to take this as a matter of pride, right?* Whirl 11:16 pm Just take care of it, all right? ItsyBitsySpyers 11:16 pm *Soundwave rubs his crest again. And there are how many hundreds of these down below?* //Best care, I swear.// Whirl 11:16 pm *nods solemnly; he trusts you two* FakeProwl 11:16 pm If you've got to take it back to my planet, at least don't stick it on a balcony where its spawn could spray all over Metroplex, the only city on the planet. ItsyBitsySpyers 11:17 pm [[That is a mental image he is sorry he had.]] Whirl 11:17 pm And, what's the deal with the ones from Malgus? ItsyBitsySpyers 11:17 pm *Small shudder.* Whirl 11:17 pm *two and two are finally coming together* Wait--balcony. *looks between Soundwave and the twins* You lot live on the Cybertron I'M on? ItsyBitsySpyers 11:18 pm [[On occasion.]] Bevel 11:18 pm They take over bots and make them into monsters. Like, um, like the bot is a host? ItsyBitsySpyers 11:18 pm \\COOL.\\ Whirl 11:18 pm Oh. Yeah, Killer's not like that. Windchill 11:18 pm Ew. *Good thing too, seeing as he's got his finger in its mouth.* Whirl 11:19 pm *his optic contracts, relaxes, and contracts again* Interesting. Windchill 11:19 pm Like zombies? Bevel 11:20 pm They look really different. ItsyBitsySpyers 11:20 pm *Soundwave needs to think of something to get the idea of the barnacle literally spraying an entire city block in a disgusting torrent of babies out of his head.* Bevel 11:20 pm Yeah, kinda, but you can fix bots if they are not that badly infected yet. Windchill 11:20 pm Huh. Whirl 11:21 pm As cool as that sounds... I think I'll stick with my barnacle. I doubt zombie-making parasitic barnacles would get approved as a therapy animal, anyway. FakeProwl 11:21 pm *all right, he's defended metroplex. zones out again.* Whirl 11:21 pm ((it will be in ur dreams tonight, soundwave)) Windchill 11:21 pm I've been pretty good about avoiding zombies. I'd like to keep it that way. ItsyBitsySpyers 11:21 pm ((HOW DARE YOU)) Whirl 11:21 pm (( 😎 )) Windchill 11:21 pm (( Windchill would help but he'd only replace that thought with something worse. That's all he's got. )) Bevel 11:21 pm ((think of squids, sw ItsyBitsySpyers 11:22 pm *He looks around. Nothing. He settles for cleaning the end of his feeler.* Windchill 11:22 pm *He's gonna try to extract his talon, now.* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:22 pm *...It looks like a barnacle. With the pointed top of the claws and the wiggly things.* *Puts his feeler down and just stretches across the couch instead.* *Mostly across.* Whirl 11:23 pm *those obscene wiggly things* All right! I keep trying to leave and you lot keep dragging me back! I've got things to do.

*pauses* ...actually, I really don't. Aside from "find a beach, somewhere." FakeProwl 11:23 pm *... would that across be in prowl's direction* Bevel 11:23 pm *has come up with a leash design that'll probably hold Eowyn and keep her from wandering off, nods to herself satisfied* Windchill 11:23 pm Go find your beach. ItsyBitsySpyers 11:23 pm *Naturally. There's only so much room on this couch.* Windchill 11:23 pm Take a vacation. FakeProwl 11:23 pm *in that case: starts again. hi.* Windchill 11:24 pm You deserve it, 'cause I said so. ItsyBitsySpyers 11:24 pm //Seeya Whirl. 'N Bevel.// *Don't worry. He didn't touch Prowl without asking.* Whirl 11:24 pm G'night, all of ya. *bobs his head to the whole room. It's actually a good room. He's relatively cool with everyone here, tonight* FakeProwl 11:24 pm *starts anyway because Sudden Proximity. it's a less dramatic start though.* Windchill 11:24 pm *Waves with his free hand, again.* Shoo! FakeProwl 11:25 pm *more like a twitch than a mini-jump* Bevel 11:25 pm *well she wasn't leaving but she probably should yes* Whirl 11:25 pm *and poof he is gone* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:25 pm *That totally had nothing to do with the mun thinking that message said Bevel was wandering off, no.* *Apologetic ping in Prowl's direction.* Bevel 11:25 pm *movie's over and after having to awkwardly pretend to ignore post-Titanic movie whispering, she's not gonna hang around and chance a repeat* Windchill 11:25 pm *Examines his now reduced claw. That's okay, he's got more. It'll grow back.* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:26 pm //Listen, feeding hours is strict schedule when we're watchin' that thing. You wanna give it the other claws, you gotta go by the schedule.// *Probably wise, Bevel* Windchill 11:26 pm That's okay, I need my other claws. I don't have much else for weaponry these days. ItsyBitsySpyers 11:27 pm \\GOT A SHARP GLOSSA.\\ Windchill 11:27 pm *His brain's sharper, but shh.* Bevel 11:27 pm *the wisest, will make her way out the door after Whirl bye* Windchill 11:27 pm Yeah, weaponized stupidity sure. Anyway, it's had a snack. I should be going home as well. I don't want to miss feeding time, and I do want to miss you two macking on each other. ItsyBitsySpyers 11:28 pm //Say hi to the grub 'n the -- PFFFFF.// *Rumble smothers his mouth. Oh, Primus.* Windchill 11:28 pm *Obviously he doesn't mean Rumble and Frenzy; it was a more general 'you.'* *He stands.* FakeProwl 11:29 pm *slow blink* I won't do it in front of you if you don't do it in front of us. ItsyBitsySpyers 11:29 pm *Rumble's vents squeak with the strain of keeping them still at that* Windchill 11:29 pm *Raises hand, as if about to very solemnly swear.* I have only kissed Whirl once. Here, anyways. ItsyBitsySpyers 11:30 pm //Jus' once?// FakeProwl 11:30 pm Your discretion is appreciated. Windchill 11:30 pm I promised not to do it in public without getting permission first, so yes. Just once. He was a bird so I'm not sure it counts. FakeProwl 11:30 pm It counts. ItsyBitsySpyers 11:31 pm //Why the frag jus' once?// Windchill 11:31 pm Because I promised. ItsyBitsySpyers 11:31 pm //Well, yeah. I mean - okay.// Windchill 11:32 pm *Shrugs. He doesn't get it.* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:32 pm *Isn't sure HE gets it.* Windchill 11:33 pm ANYWAY, I've got a grubby face waiting for me, and it's easier to clean while it's still sticky. ItsyBitsySpyers 11:34 pm \\HEH. GRUBBY FACE.\\ //Get cleanin', then, I guess.// Windchill 11:34 pm I shall. ItsyBitsySpyers 11:34 pm //'N for Primus' sake, ask Whirl more. Once.// Scoff. Windchill 11:35 pm Nope. FakeProwl 11:35 pm If they've mutually agreed on a boundary, it's to be respected. Windchill 11:35 pm *Nods.* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:36 pm *He's not saying not to respect the boundary! Rumble just thinks Whirl's-- never mind. Neeeeever mind.* *Ahem. There was a grub?* Windchill 11:36 pm *It's complicated.* *He moves for the exit, he wouldn't dream of holding up the main event any longer.* Goodnight, suckers. I'm out. ItsyBitsySpyers 11:37 pm //Night!// Windchill 11:37 pm *Waves over his shoulder.* FakeProwl 11:38 pm *... right. everyone's gone. and there's something vitally important that Prowl's been waiting to say for over an hour now.* FakeProwl 11:41 pm *he turns to Soundwave* It's suspected that one of the reasons that the Californian didn't come to the Titanic's rescue even though it's widely believed that it was close enough to see its lights is because the stars were scintillating that night—flickering on and off—and so it's possible that when the Titanic used its morse lamp to signal the Californian in morse code, they couldn't read it because a code based on turning the light on and off was disrupted and made illegible by the scintillating of the light that night. FakeProwl 11:42 pm However other experts have pointed out that the very obvious binary on-and-off of a lamp signaling morse code looks very different from the dimming-and-brightening of scintillating lights at night, which punches holes in this theory. Personally, I believe the theory is unlikely, but it's a fascinating one all the same, and I admire the ingenuity of taking into account a weather phenomenon—the twinkling of stars, of all things—that is usually overlooked in forensic investigations. ... *ahem.* *that's all.* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:46 pm *Soundwave startles a little, suddenly faced with a wall of speech. He catches up somewhere around the "rescue even though," then plays back the earlier part to find out what he missed* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:48 pm (txt): When learned, this? Where? (txt): ...More known? *Scoot. Scoot scoot.* FakeProwl 11:48 pm ... I watched a documentary. ......... Documentaries. ItsyBitsySpyers 11:49 pm (txt): All forensic investigation data? More stars, paint ice? FakeProwl 11:51 pm Mostly, yes. Not all, though. ItsyBitsySpyers 11:51 pm (txt): Prowl finding answers wanted after movie? Knows more - precaution? Negative, not word. Knows... solutions? *No, that's not it either. He looks down at his knee, thinking.* FakeProwl 11:52 pm For instance: there's a strain of bacteria—organic—that's been found nowhere but on the Titanic, and it's evolved to eat the iron of the ship. It eats iron and excretes rust. A rust virus evolved on Earth. ItsyBitsySpyers 11:53 pm (txt): ...How? Organics: not metal eaters. (txt): Scientists certain this, not designed? FakeProwl 11:54 pm Very certain. And I can confirm the Autobots didn't track down a random shipwreck in the middle of the Atlantic to experiment with rust viruses, and I see no evidence of Decepticon involvement either. ItsyBitsySpyers 11:55 pm (txt): Supposition: Cybertronians not investigating shipwreck within near future. FakeProwl 11:55 pm And they've figured out where it fits in Earth's taxonomy. ItsyBitsySpyers 11:56 pm (txt): Fascinating. Lingering disbelief. Questions... (txt): Where? FakeProwl 11:56 pm Bacteria Proteobacteria Gammaproteobacteria Oceanospirillales Halomonadaceae Halomonas titanicae. ... They named it after the ship it's eating. ItsyBitsySpyers 11:56 pm (txt): Processing. Please wait. FakeProwl 11:56 pm *nods* *will valiantly hold down the next thing he wants to say* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:57 pm *Soundwave is gonna need a moment to research how Earth taxonomies work.* FakeProwl 11:58 pm *prowl might be perfectly still but rest assured, on the inside he's squirming.* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:58 pm *...Okay. Okay, so it's not too different from some other ones he's seen. The individual sections don't mean much to him but he's kind of got the drift.* *And he can tell what the individual pieces of those names mean, so.* Yesterday ItsyBitsySpyers 11:59 pm (txt): Processed. Continue. FakeProwl 12:01 am Actually, if Cybertronians don't investigate the wreck within the near future—not that I'm saying we should, but if we were going to—then there's going to be no wreck to investigate at all. Current predictions based on the bacteria's metabolism is that the Titanic will have been completely consumed within fifteen years. ItsyBitsySpyers 12:03 am (txt): Soundwave protests. Titanic: ... titanic. Bacteria, viruses: microscopic. -Earth- microscopic. FakeProwl 12:03 am Microscopic and multitudinous. ItsyBitsySpyers 12:03 am *Thinking* (txt): ...Scraplets? FakeProwl 12:04 am ... Slower, but similar concept. ItsyBitsySpyers 12:04 am *Small shudder.* FakeProwl 12:05 am The wreck of the Titanic was such a—an immense—thing, in human history—and barely a generation after the last survivor dies, it will no longer exist. The murderer—don't you say anything—the ICEBERG melted the same year it destroyed the Titanic. The evidence that this event ever happened is so—fleeting. ItsyBitsySpyers 12:06 am *Damn. He should have used immense.* *Soundwave holds his feelers up. He wasn't going to say anything.* ItsyBitsySpyers 12:08 am *Nods.*

(txt): Lost passengers also gone - them, long before ship. No markers left, if ship: eaten. Humans plan underwater memorial? What fate, specialized bacteria? (txt): Bacteria will die? This, also lost evidence? FakeProwl 12:09 am They have multiple memorials on land. And museums where artifacts dredged up from the ship were preserved. I don't know of any underwater ones. ... I don't know what will happen to the bacteria. Most likely, most of them will starve and the survivors will have evolved to broaden their diet. The humans are concerned that such a bacteria could be a danger to other oil rigs and the like currently in their oceans. However, they could also be used to clean up the remains of other old shipwrecks. ItsyBitsySpyers 12:11 am *Tilts his head.*

(txt): Human media often overheard. Oil dependency reduction desired. What problem, consumed rigs? FakeProwl 12:12 am First, they HAVEN'T reduced their dependency yet. Second, if it eats through the pipes, that would cause oil spills. ItsyBitsySpyers 12:12 am *............?* FakeProwl 12:12 am Apparently oil spills are toxic to the nearby environment. It kills fish that humans eat, or something. ItsyBitsySpyers 12:13 am (txt): Understood. That, definite human problem. (txt): Cannot contain? Plastic shield? (txt): Inject strain, bubble, wait. Remove bubble after wreck: gone, majority: deceased. FakeProwl 12:14 am Perhaps they can. I don't know how mobile the bacteria is. The Titanic, however, which is the site of the strain, is currently very uncontained. That's what concerns them. ItsyBitsySpyers 12:15 am *Oh! Yes. Right. He digressed a little hard there.* FakeProwl 12:16 am Billions of the bacteria have probably already been washed off the ship and scattered into the ocean, they just don't know if it's going to be enough to escape to other sources of iron. ItsyBitsySpyers 12:16 am (txt): ...Oceans: vast, deep. That many ships, rigs? *Why is Unicron Earth? These things are fascinating. He would investigate them in more depth if he wasn't terrified of Unicron waking again. It's enough of a strain on him to go down to deliver palladium and pick up goods.* FakeProwl 12:18 am Well, there's a lot. And the Titanic was situated on a very busy shipping channel—it might still be busy to this day, I don't know. And the ocean might be vast but it's also very mobile—small floating things can travel great distances through it. ItsyBitsySpyers 12:24 am (txt): If Soundwave's map: human-focused, this, -heavy- strand source location.

*Shakes his helm.*

(txt): Cannot imagine how full scope: processed, within human mind. FakeProwl 12:25 am I think humans are generally bad at processing the full scope of things. ItsyBitsySpyers 12:25 am (txt): Not argued. (txt): ...Cybertronians: rarely better.

*Huff* FakeProwl 12:26 am True. ItsyBitsySpyers 12:26 am (txt): Prowl better than most. Has more strands? FakeProwl 12:28 am Just a calculator where my brain's supposed to be. ItsyBitsySpyers 12:31 am (txt): ...Soundwave meant map strand. Event connection data. However, Prowl's brain location, form: attractive, fascinating, appropriate. No 'just'. FakeProwl 12:31 am *... slow blink. map strand?* *for some reason thought they were talking about strands of bacteri— STRAINS. the term is strains of bacteria.* *well then he has no idea what's going on.* ItsyBitsySpyers 12:32 am *...Oh. OH. Prowl doesn't - he's never--* (txt): Stay. Stay. Explanation. Stay. FakeProwl 12:33 am ... I wasn't leaving. ItsyBitsySpyers 12:34 am *No, but he was, temporarily. Soundwave's up off the couch, moving to the booth he usually runs the club from during operating hours.* FakeProwl 12:34 am *oh. all right. will wait.* ItsyBitsySpyers 12:34 am (txt): Light: dimming. *All of them. Floors, ceilings, inlaid, whatever - they're all growing darker.* FakeProwl 12:35 am *okay. will wait in the dark.* ItsyBitsySpyers 12:37 am *Just making sure Prowl doesn't think this is going to turn into some weird kind of ambush.*

*He spends a couple of moments picking through The File, isolating a small section of his Map. He's been playing with this function ever since he first patched Prowl through and had Ideas.* ItsyBitsySpyers 12:41 am *Without warning, a massive hologram cloud of historical events, random facts, and assorted other tidbits appears in the room. Most of the pieces are connected to at least one other piece with thin strands in different colors, though some sit alone. Others reach off the section of Map he's allowing Prowl to see. If he investigates, he'll see most of these happen to belong to Soundwave's timeline, but a few have timestamps from more recent years and multiversal coordinates.* (txt): Tiny piece. Fraction fraction fraction. These, strands. FakeProwl 12:42 am ... Ah. I—I see. *check out them wide eyes* *he's looking at EVERYTHING* *how many are there displayed? because if it's under 800 he's going to try to read every one of them simultaneously.* *if it's over 800 he's still going to try, it's just not going to work as well.* ItsyBitsySpyers 12:46 am (txt): Titanic event: heavy-stranded. See here.

*Soundwave touches one that's buried in a thick nest of purple with a feeler. It shimmers and flickers a bit, but regains cohesion once he pulls back.*

*There are only about 150 on display. It is, as he said, the tiniest of tiniest pieces. He'll recognize a lot of them as being around the time Megatron reappeared with a big chunk of dark energon.* FakeProwl 12:48 am ... I see. Yes. So it is. *wonders how many of those strands he helped connect just by talking* ItsyBitsySpyers 12:49 am (txt): Soundwave: learning multiverse. -Far- more not shown. Perhaps more in future. Undecided. *If Prowl looks close in the upper right side of the cloud, he'll find a strand stretching off to the D-Void. At least that one. Probably thousands more.* FakeProwl 12:51 am It'ssss... *can't think of a word that doesn't sound fake in its over-the-top-ness. gives up.* ... I can imagine how... extensive it must be. *rather cool response aside, the rapid increase of light in his optics expresses perfectly well just how interested he is in it* ItsyBitsySpyers 12:52 am (txt): ...Prowl wants own self? FakeProwl 12:54 am I'm content with my internal organizational system. But I would not mind seeing more of yours. ItsyBitsySpyers 12:54 am (txt): Negative, negative. Not sharing system - showing Prowl section. That, offered. FakeProwl 12:56 am Oh! *back immediately straightens* I—do you—want me to see—? ItsyBitsySpyers 12:59 am (txt): Reason Soundwave would not? FakeProwl 1:01 am I. Well. *because usually people were rather shy about directly showing someone what they thought of them. even if only in the shape of the connections they made between that person and other subjects. but, that, sounded stupid.* *and maybe because Prowl was nervous about SEEING, and it was hard to imagine that Soundwave wouldn't also be nervous of showing.* ... Sure. ItsyBitsySpyers 1:01 am *He's a telepath, Prowl. He would show you what he thought of you very often, if he could.* ItsyBitsySpyers 1:04 am *And anyway, he fully intends to hide a lot of the personal connections that should be there. They're a bit of an unsorted mess. And some unfinished bits he hasn't finished connecting. There are some things Prowl doesn't need to see Soundwave thinks about.* ItsyBitsySpyers 1:06 am (txt): This, sufficient sample.

*The other one flickers out and is quickly replaced with a brand new cloud of a different shape. There are way, way more pieces here than the last one - and why not? Prowl knows this stuff about himself already. Blatantly obvious details (including a whole blob for Devastator and the Constructicons), things that it takes some persistence to learn, lots of tiddly details Prowl has tossed at him randomly over time, big events, little events, connections to who knows how many mechs...* FakeProwl 1:08 am *his optics brighten even more. oh. wow. that's... a whole lot of things.* ItsyBitsySpyers 1:09 am (txt): This, among favorite sections.

*He taps a tiny ring of files set off to the side. There's only one strand and it's a tiny one, close to Prowl's main file.* FakeProwl 1:09 am *a whole lot of little things, too. some things he didn't even remember telling soundwave...* Oh? *he focuses on the that little ring, then. what have we got?* ItsyBitsySpyers 1:11 am *Soundwave politely zooms in so Prowl can get a better view of the images.*

*...He wonders if Prowl knows he smiles as often as all those pictures.* FakeProwl 1:12 am *probably not, because he IMMEDIATELY covers his mouth with both hands, horribly embarrassed.* ItsyBitsySpyers 1:13 am *The feeler moves to loosely curl around Prowl, if he'll let it.*

(txt): Prowl should not hide. ItsyBitsySpyers 1:14 am *But he'll zoom back out. There. Prowl doesn't have to see them anymore.* FakeProwl 1:14 am Mm. *sure, easy to say. he's still hiding.* ItsyBitsySpyers 1:16 am (txt): ...Apology offered. Admiration, honesty intended. This, unintended side effect. *He kills the map before it gets worse somehow and slowly brings the lights back up.* ItsyBitsySpyers 1:37 am *Soundwave shifts uncertainly at the booth, trying to work out what he should do. Or say. Or - something.* FakeProwl 1:53 am ... I understand your intentions. You—don't need to apologize. You didn't do anything to apologize for. *oh, and now Soundwave thinks he did something wrong. great. good job. Prowl forces his hands back down where they belong. What's he even covering, he's not doing anything worth covering.* ItsyBitsySpyers 1:57 am (txt): ...Acknowledged.

*Might not -quite- believe that he didn't make a mistake somewhere in there, but he'll try to take Prowl's words at face value.*

(txt): Prowl still wants Map? Soundwave would - wants Prowl creates own thread, if interested. FakeProwl 2:00 am *soundwave gets a curious look for that* Create my—own thread? ItsyBitsySpyers 2:07 am *Nods. Waits. Realizes he can't be seen too well in the dark. Oops.*

(txt): Affirmative. Create basic addition, connection thread. Minimal temporary hologram control granted, if interested. FakeProwl 2:08 am ... To what? To what end? ItsyBitsySpyers 2:08 am (txt): Many ends. Gift. Shared experience, understanding. Prowl affects own shape. Sees more formed. FakeProwl 2:09 am I think you're just asking me to tell you something about myself you don't already know. *looks up at the extensive web above* I'm running out of options. ItsyBitsySpyers 2:10 am (txt): That, acknowledged requirement.

Humor tag.

(txt): Compliment accepted, however. FakeProwl 2:11 am I've been known to get them out from time to time. FakeProwl 2:12 am *... humor tag. he's never been known to get them out.* ItsyBitsySpyers 2:12 am *Then he's even more pleased to have that one.* ItsyBitsySpyers 2:14 am (txt): Prowl intends acceptance? Prefers Soundwave joins, sits, lets Prowl explore? FakeProwl 2:14 am ... All right. I'll add a strand. ItsyBitsySpyers 2:14 am *SOMETHING in the room grows brighter.* (txt): Come, come. Follow feeler. FakeProwl 2:16 am *follows? where's he following it* ItsyBitsySpyers 2:19 am *To join Soundwave at the control booth. Most of it serves functions he won't explain, because they aren't playing music, but there's a small touch pad in one section. Soundwave will move over and point him to it with the red dots at the end of the feeler.* (txt): Give Soundwave data. FakeProwl 2:19 am *all right then. he leans over the touchpad* ... Do I enter it myself, or do I tell you what to enter? ItsyBitsySpyers 2:21 am (txt): Type if desired; new file already started. Transfer if preferred. FakeProwl 2:22 am How do I look up a file you already have to connect mine to? ItsyBitsySpyers 2:26 am (txt): Soundwave knows, remembers many files already. When uncertain, keywords used - this, Prowl uses. Contained data, potential categories, related concepts.

*He briefly takes over to show Prowl how to get to that section, then erases it and returns it to the blank screen.

Prowl won't find anything super sensitive. As said before, Soundwave is limiting access and content.* FakeProwl 2:29 am *Okay, so he just searches. Great. now he has to figure out what he's going to search for.* FakeProwl 2:31 am *... looks up and searches the map at the top of the room to see if Soundwave's displayed what he knows about Prowl's eating preferences up there. is it visible?* ItsyBitsySpyers 2:34 am *Yes. It's not too far away from the main source. Liquids, Necessary Evils, gag reflexes (and boy is there something fun drifting off to the side of THAT one), how much time he's spent refueling that Soundwave's seen, what percentage of the total time spent in Soundwave's company that is, the different kinds of things consumed as far as he knows... it goes on.* FakeProwl 2:34 am *alarmingly thorough!* ItsyBitsySpyers 2:35 am *No need to be alarmed. Any other thing Prowl wants to know about himself is about as thorough.* FakeProwl 2:36 am *well, there's something it doesn't have. Prowl looks back at the touch screen, searches for Soundwave's file on gallium, and navigates back to the food cluster next to his own file to connect the gallium.* FakeProwl 2:38 am *it takes him a bit to work out the interface, but he gets it* ItsyBitsySpyers 2:38 am *Leans in to peek.*

(txt): What intention, this? FakeProwl 2:38 am My favorite additive. ... That's not true. It's not an additive. I can drink a straight shot of pure raw gallium. Which I don't recommend, it's hell on the system. ItsyBitsySpyers 2:40 am (txt): Can. Would? What hell effect? What liked? What - negative, negative, Soundwave unfocusing. ItsyBitsySpyers 2:44 am *Clips his feeler to the booth beneath where the touchpad is. Suddenly, groups of additional lines come out of nowhere to tether themselves to it. Other people who are known to like gallium best, people who consume things knowing it's bad for them, people who prefer it raw over modified....* FakeProwl 2:44 am *oh look, other people with good taste* ItsyBitsySpyers 2:53 am (txt): Outsider contribution rarity: beyond reasonable description. Data, existence, input source valued.

*He pauses and adds a few more lines to place it in categories reflecting those facts, then turns to face Prowl. Small helm bob. Thank you.* FakeProwl 2:56 am *a small nod in return. you're welcome.* *it wasn't a huge contribution, but it was nice to tell Soundwave something new about himself that didn't involve war crimes or traumatic memories* ItsyBitsySpyers 2:57 am *Sometimes it seems like trauma and crimes are all they are. It was nice to be told something that simple and remember there are other facets to them.* ItsyBitsySpyers 2:59 am (txt): Perhaps more reviewed in future. This, sufficient tonight. FakeProwl 3:02 am *nods again, and heads back toward the couch* And I should probably be going soon. ItsyBitsySpyers 3:02 am *He deactivates the map and controls, bringing the lights up at last.** FakeProwl 3:02 am You have a mission to prepare for. ItsyBitsySpyers 3:02 am (txt): Prowl also. FakeProwl 3:02 am I don't have many preparations to do. ItsyBitsySpyers 3:03 am (txt): Perhaps true.

*He'd argue that some are more emotional than physical, but that's not a place he wants to touch right now.*

(txt): Still. Rest best. Prowl deserves. *Follows to the couch, for what few moments are left.* *A thought strikes him, but he shakes his helm a little to clear it away. There's no time right now. There will be after Springer. He'll make sure of that.* FakeProwl 3:06 am *a nod. he wouldn't say he DESERVES it—but needs, certainly, yes. Springer wouldn't benefit from a sleep-deprived helper.* ItsyBitsySpyers 3:06 am *After everything to do with the war, Prowl damn well earned it.* FakeProwl 3:07 am I'll be waiting for your comm. ItsyBitsySpyers 3:08 am (txt): Soon.

*Hesitantly lifts his hand, wanting to touch Prowl's cheek. If allowed, he'll let his palm rest there for a second and tilt his helm, then withdraw it.*

(txt): Until then. FakeProwl 3:09 am *he leans into the touch as long as it lasts* *then a farewell ping, and he disappears*

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Crazy Hot Man Matrix

Here we go men, you created one about us women so now its your turn!  I started this blog sharing the video that created my inspiration.  The crazy hot women matrix of course.  Yes I’m sorry to say ladies, but we are absolutely out of fucking control sometimes.  Even I myself have moments where I am envisioning myself from afar as I watch myself hurdle so far off the cliff and I’m screaming to myself “no” but it’s too late.  The damage and words have been said and the crazy that is within me, has been done.  However with that said I have encountered some equally just as crazy men.  So please stay tuned and read on to find out how the crazy hot man matrix really breaks down.  Also keep in mind us girls have a lot more categories and put you into a bit more of a complex system than what you men tend to put us in.  

So first I should break down the scale itself for you.  We have 1-10 hotness on the bottom and we measure your crazy also from 1-10 that you will view on the side.  

First we have your “oh hell no zone.”  These men rate on a scale from 1-10 crazy and from 1-5 hotness.  These are your men you’re not even remotely physically attracted to and unfortunately for you men with all the dating apps available and swiping capabilities, the days of dating under a 5 are almost completely extinct for both sexes.  If I were you, I’d consider adopting a puppy, maybe even consider a full face lift?  Sometimes men with money are capable of pulling a girl out of his league but really those are the shallow, money hungry bitches and you’re literally buying the most expensive hooker you could find and to top it off she will probably sleep with anyone else but you and still continue to take you for your money.  Your loss boys, you probably missed out on a great girl in your league who would have done all the strange shit you liked and you ended up choosing the blonde girl who owns a new pair of boobs that you just so happened to purchase with your hard earnings.  Congratulations on the upcoming divorce.  She will undoubtedly take half your earnings and possibly even leave the court room hand in hand with the pool boy.  But hey, we all make mistakes right? Better luck next time. 

Now lets get to the logistics of the realistic part of the scale.  So for 9-10 crazy, and 5-10 hot you have your “Danger Will Robinson Zone.”  Don’t even go there.  These men are the men who talk way too often about the option of having a threesome with your mom (which has happened to me), they might have a tear drop tattoo or ten from their time spent in prison where they murdered someone for two juice boxes, a nude picture of one of the jail houses side bitches and a pack of smokes. Please know side bitch probably weighs somewhere heavy on the female matrix as well so this match equals nothing but absolute greatness.  I have also added for mainly comedic value men with serial killer names such as, but not limited to Jason, Freddy, Bill or even lets go as far as when you first meet him and he introduces himself as Leather Face, or Snake possibly even Viper.  I mean come on ladies I shouldn’t even have to mention it but you know you needed to hear it. 

 To finish up the danger zone I have to say that while I’m very nonjudgemental of fetishes, this one might kind of weird me out and is absolutely badge worthy of the danger zone material.  So first let me set the scene on this one.  You’re on a date, (probably someone from tinder) and things are going amazing.  Finally you meet a man who seems normal and sweet!  He even goes on to tell you stories asking at the end of telling them “where have all the good ones gone” while you internally (because we don’t want to scare him off) are screaming “HERE I AM…RIGHT HERE!!”  So in an effort to get to know you better he says lets take this back to my place, you agree and with ease are feeling good about this upcoming Netflix n’ chill moment where you will not be watching Netflix at all.  You head to his place, hopefully following in your own personal vehicle and arrive.  

You meet at the door and he prepares you for what you’re about to embark on.  He says “I have to preface you for what you’re about to see.  I am a sentimental man, and I have things that mean a lot to me that others might find odd.”  He opens the door and you are greeted with what seems like millions (truthfully maybe he only has 125.2 the point 2 comes from damaged) stuffed animals.  At first your mind will try and make excuses for this.  However digging deeper into this plushophilia world you notice holes.  Holes in places you wouldn’t imagine there would be holes in.  He now goes on to tell you he is what is known as a “yiff”.  Which for those of you not hip to the lingo, is a term in the furry fandom world that is short for having sex and enjoying porn and his beloved stuffed animals are center stage.  I mean do I even need to say the phrase?  The man is a fricken shit show, please run.  

The next category is 8-7 on the crazy zone and he’s a 5-7 hot.  This is your classic “he turned creeper on me” zone.  I feel this one might be self explanatory but lets go on to further discuss this zone in more depth.  There do happen to be different varieties of creepers.  One of which is the mild creeper.  He may be the guy who personally locks your door while looking at you in the eyes and says its for your safety.  Your head is saying he might rape me tonight.  Follow that gut girl, he’s weird.  Also please men, don’t hand feed us anything unless we know you and really like you.  It’s super weird.  Near creeper status,  which is why those have made the mild creeper list.  Being real though for two seconds because I’m incapable of being real much longer,  being creepy is more of a personal feeling women get. This girl has a discomfort or awkwardness when it comes to you and if you have hit this zone you should stop hard in your tracks.  You don’t have a prayer.  However the next woman that comes along might think you’re outrageously charming.  You just never know.  The last part of this part of the scale is the hot creeper.  I wish his name meant he was super hot and you didn’t see the crazy coming. But thats certainly not true.  He measures at the top of this scale because he did something that really weirded you out.  Guys you can do this simply by mass texting paragraphs of texts when she isn’t responding.  This is such a turn off for women.  If she isn’t texting back cease all texting to her.  I guarantee if you present her with a challenge you will go much further with her.  Don’t ever beg, if you ever get here you have lost her. She’s telling her friends as we speak that you’re a straight creeper.  Lastly, if you text her and she didn’t give you her number we have a couple of problems here.  You can probably understand why.  

Alright moving on, we have a 4-6 on the crazy scale, and a 5-7 hot.  This is your “maybe pile zone.” These guys are the men who have proclaimed there love to you or just not entertained you enough for them to care for you on a daily basis.  Men she entertains the thought of you, but she’s not wild about you.  If she was you’d certainly know it.  These are your tinder guys you have yet to meet but have talked to several times, your men who didn’t wow you on that first date but you’d maybe give them a second date if you got bored enough and lastly  the ones that just aren’t what you’re looking for but might be ok for one night.  This category also catches the men that you’re just not sure about in general.  Men please know you can move from this zone to any of the other upper categories.  You still have a chance.  She hasn’t put the negative label of creeper, danger or no go on you yet.  This is when you need to put some effort in.  This is also when men talk about women being hard to understand.  Were only hard to understand because we have put you in the I’m gonna mind fuck the shit out of him, maybe pile. Which is not meant to hurt you, it just means we don’t even freaking know.  Juries out on you, please do your best not to go the opposite way with this one  as its far to easy to turn into one of the men listed in the  negative zones. I believe in you, and have faith in you, just step it up and show your worth and you’ll be fine.  

A 1-4 crazy and a 5-7 hot this is our classic “Sorry Not Sorry Friend Zone”  Its very, very hard to move from this spot.  Women are pretty good at keeping you here if she’s classified you as a friend.  Know that you are probably sitting pretty here in this zone, I personally envision you drinking some virgin margarita while chilling with your white t-shirt and shorts on while she plays in her bikini in the water with the guy that took his shirt off and offered to pick her up and play chicken with the neighboring couple.  

Make some moves man, grow some balls.  You need to kiss a woman within the first or second date.  Any further you have indefinitely been classified as a friend, also when she asks you to a lunch date on date one or two or when she pays her own tab you have been friend zoned.  Im sorry, not sorry.  You can absolutely move from this zone, but its insanely hard if you have been put there, to get out  Stranger and more awesome things have happened though.  

 Next were moving on to the hotter type guys, we start with the 9-10 hotness but he’s a 7-8 on the crazy scale.  This is your “Im just here for a good time zone.”  You will not be marrying this guy.  You fully know going into it already he’s not meant to be in your life or long term guy.  He’s the good time boy, and you’re all about that good time.  This is your fear of commitment men, one night stands, your peter pans (the guy who doesn’t grow up for those that haven’t read my earlier blogs), the guy you met in the bar that one time, the guy that texts you on occasion and frankly just anyone you wouldn’t want to introduce your family or friends to. Again, this man can move out of this zone but if the woman feels that thats all he is or ever was or will be, he will most likely remain right there.  Its safe and comfortable for everyone involved. You’re not here for a long time, just a good time as the song states and sums up this part of the blog perfectly. 

Next we have our once again 9-10 hot, and our 6-7 on the crazy scale.  This is “Hey, were dating now zone”  We will and want to introduce these men to our parents, friends and possibly even kids if it gets serious enough.  You see a future with this man indefinitely and he has proven to have husband like qualities you could see being with for awhile.  You have fun when you’re together and fight rarely when apart.  You’re crazy about him, and he’s crazy about you. Putting this in more vulgar terms which just so happens to be one of my favorite ways to put things, this is the person you see sleeping with for a long time!  He satifys you sexually, mentally and emotionally.  You feel whole.  He’s also even grown to be a good friend of yours and someone you have built some trust into.  Sometimes you get your good time boy and hey were dating now zone guy twisted.  Its not your fault, one person just thought more of what it was than the other person.   Move on to the next hoping he will remain on the same page as you.  

We are still in the 9-10 hot category and this man weighs a easy 5-6 on the crazy scale.  This is the “he actually put a ring on it zone.”  He found you so charming and beautiful and the full package so much so that he decided he wanted all you had to offer enough to last him a lifetime.  He could have also knocked you up and now feels “its the right thing to do” regardless you got the ring.  These men have turned full domestic on you.  He does dishes, makes you sandwiches and even takes your temperature rectally when he thinks you have a fever and you feel fine.  Ok yeah, I went to far with that one.  But really you’ve got yourself a man who doesn’t drive you entirely crazy, he’s sweet, cares and loves you and wants to try this being with one human for a lifetime thing.  You’re a lucky woman to find him and I’d keep him safe if I were you.  Lots of women kill for the guy who even thinks or makes that plunge saying he would want to be with one woman his entire life.  Even if that woman is not her.  

Remaining in the 9-10 hot area, but this one rates a 3-5 crazy on the scale.  This my friends, is your “Pegasus Zone.”  This is your man who doesn’t actually exist.  He feels for you emotionally, without being too sensitive. He cares for his body and doesn’t ever let himself go or grow a beer gut.  He is ready to go when you are, for all of your sexual needs. Lets not kid ourselves either, have you seen the package on a pegasus?  He as well enjoys oral.  He draws you baths when you’ve had a hard day, even lights candles and offers massages and doesn’t expect sex afterward unless,  of course you’re game.  This man is your pegasus and earns his name by being so unbelievably in tune with your needs that you wonder if he’s even real.  Please much like the unicorn, study him, catch him, replicate him, and feed him plenty of bacon to keep him alive and happy.  Don’t let this one go, you’ll never find another.  He is rare.  

I know you’re ready for the finale here, lets wrap this puppy up and put a bow on it with the last and final category.  This is your 9-10 hot, and you’re 1-2 crazy.  He measures 1-2 mostly because you understand him so well.  You know his ins and outs and you know how to please him emotionally and mentally.  Mostly because its what you’d like someone to do for you.  You have caught yourself a true blue, no doubts about it gay man!  He in tune with you as much as you are in tune with him.  Congratulations honestly, I have said several times I could totally be game to outsource my sexual needs and raise a cute little family with a stud like hot gay man.   People would awe at us as we walked by, our family pictures would be on point because he’s fabulously awesome and fierce.  He understands your needs and grants you time to outsource your sexual desires of course you need to keep it on the down low because we don’t want to alarm the children.  You will have to also understand his needs for someone who isn’t you, and its not you because you have a vagina.  Regardless, you will go home that night, watch a chick flick and fall asleep with your head on his shoulder in heavenly matrimony.  Its not realistic but sure is sweet to think about isn’t it ladies?

That wraps this up, however I must state that just because I am the author of this piece doesn’t exactly mean I agree with everything said here.  Again its mostly like the original, was only meant for comedic value, not to hurt or harm anyone.  I also leave you women with the advice that when classifying the 9-10 hot on this scale please know that could mean he started as the 6 or 7 to you and made his way to your 9-10 on the hot scale.  The hottest men are not always the 9 or 10 on this scale. He changes your views by having an amazing personality or a sense of humor a woman would die to have in her life daily.  Men when I talk about hotness it doesn’t necessarily mean physically, it means the full package.  Mentally, Physically and Emotionally.  Now you may continue your regular daily life knowing the world is at balance again.