#IT IS A MOVIE

[abnormal-place]

Do I ship them? Yeah, yeah I f-ing do

[tomato-greens]

a student suggested instead of making them watch two (2) 90-minute films over the course of the class I summarize the main points and show the most important clip in class. this is soul-crushing

[avkamfher]

Freddy Got Fingered is indeed a movie that was filmed and produced.

[sweetfirebird]

About to unfollow someone not because they watched and liked that rwrb movie, because whatever, but because they think their movie needs to be "protected" from reviewers who are "overly critical."

Grow up and fuck off. Your shit is not immune to critique or criticism. Nothing is.

[mahgck]

you have to outlive donald trump

[glamrockmike]

are you five nights at fucking kidding me

[paintedcrows]

Did anyone tell Ford (bonus doodles: Family Movie Night, 70s Classics)

[zhampip]

welcome to the crab, shadow.

[ankle-beez]

it'd be really cool if everyone put their money where their mouths are and went and saw the new fully 2d animated looney tunes movie that's in theaters RIGHT NOW instead of continuing to scream about the snow white and lilo and stitch remakes

[grrwoof-woof]

"but the text never explicitly stated it!!!" hey, so that's actually what they tried to teach you in those english classes you barely passed 😁

[bedabug]

truly the most american thing is Big Drink. more than late stage capitalism, more than an unparalleled cultural focus on individualism, more than 9/11 jokes

what binds all americans together culturally is Big Drink

and you might be saying "is this fat shaming" or "but mayor bloomberg outlawed Big Drink in nyc" or "gays are so annoying about their iced coffee" or some other dumb comment but no open your minds, Big Drink isn't just sugary or caffeinated beverages

every day i see one of you hydration bitches (affectionate) on the train with a water bottle so big a toddler could drown in it. that too is Big Drink. we literally invented a bigger beer can (tall boy) in wisconsin in the 60s in the service of Big Drink

anyway i never feel more american then when i have Big Drink in my hands

[insomniac-arrest]

over-psychoanalyzing blorbos is healthy and needed enrichment for the girlies in order to avoid over-psychoanalyzing themselves. like giving a dog a chew toy in order to redirect chewing on its hind legs

[blabberoo]

Idk what au im cooking.. but Im cooking..

[catchymemes]

[dubusul]

shadow and maria deserve the world