#IT HAPPENS SO OFTEN

[thedeathdeelers]

no but forreal what’s with kdramas and their absolutely head over heels lovestruck loser MLs with a sideplot of MURDER

[winn-wynn]

Having a big family means writing your name on leftovers and someone still eating them anyway

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

I feel like making book covers that look like they're about two women but are actually m/f is a cruel marketing tactic designed to taunt me specifically

[delta-piscium]

time and time again i’ve been proven wrong yet i continue to live under the false assumption that everyone shares my same references and time and time again i have suffered for it (casually mentioned miku binder thomas jefferson to my brother, then in depth explained miku binder thomas jefferson to my brother)

[majorapandahero]

Aight I give up

Of course I started reading a Satoru Gojo x reader fic on my "for you" page and the page reset. So i have resigned myself to ask for help.

I will now try to remember everything i read before it reloaded.

It was an Arranged Marriage kind of AU! Where Gojo and Reader were childhood friends. Reader stayed in the village and wrote Gojo letters while he was away and he never responded; so after a year and a half reader just stopped sending them all together. Stopped asking his whereabouts 2 years in. (turns out Gojo never received them AT ALL)

When Satoru comes back they are both under the impression the other hates them, but when a nasty guy comes up to reader ;introducing himself as a suitor; she backs away, rushing out of the party to throw up in some bushes when Gojo comes out to comfort them. Reader's Mother finds them alone together, shenanigans happen and now they both must be married like... yesterday.

It's a slow burn to a feast they must both host for the clan as leaders. Both walking on eggshells, mostly in the reader's pov; only coming down for breakfast or dinner to speak to Satoru.

At the feast, they are finally getting into a good banter. Even joking on hiding under the table like they use to since the reader doesn't like how many people are at the feast. Geto shows up, introductions are made, and then Geto takes Gojo away to discuss something. Another girl is there, she has many admirers. Reader looks at her then at where Gojo and Geto are and see's that Gojo is looking over at the girl. Girl does a finger beckon call towards Satoru, and he apparently follows.

Of course Misunderstanding, older clan members are asking "where did Satoru go?", "Is he with a mistress?" you know the old people no boundary kind of questions. Reader is heartbroken, but also believes that Satoru doesn't want this marriage in the first place. Geto tries to explain what happened later to the reader over breakfast with gojo nowhere to be seen.

Geto: "I promise it was no what it looked like."

Reader: "What Gojo does is his business," "Maybe I too will find my own way in this marriage." "Geto, I ruined his life didn't I?"

Before Gojo goes away to visit another clan, he tries to talk to reader through the door of her bedroom. She hasn't spoken a word to him since the feast, not coming down for meals or anything. He simply knocks, asks if he can explain, talk or see her. She walks close to the door but doesn't open it. She blows out the candle and head back to bed. Gojo tries again, but gives up and leave her be. It was almost 6 weeks i believe of Satoru being gone.

The reader is plagued with thought of Gojo, hoping he is ok, that this visit shouldn't be taking this long. Others in the clan have also filled her head with thoughts that he is just out there cheating her the reader.

When he does come back, he's splattered with blood (he swears isn't his) and scared the readers maid "Myra" half to death by demanding she get out of the reader's room right then and there.

Gojo thought the reader was going to cheat cause of the "Maybe I too will find my own way in this marriage." Thinking that the time he was gone, he was going to find another man in her chambers. He didn't cause even after feeling heartbroken, Reader still loyal to him. But reader also calls him out for leaving her at the feast alone to go with another woman.

Misunderstandings are finally understood, a quote i remember Satoru said was "If all it took to marry you was to get you alone, i would have shoved you in a closet as soon as you walked into that party."

They both loved each other since childhood, and as soon as they were making up

my screen reset. and i lost it to the tumblr maze of fanfics and hell.

So i ask for help that if anyone knows this fic, the author, anything that can help me find it; i've been scrolling for days and finally lost the will to keep looking without help.

I thank the tumblr users in advance, and a reminder that this is not my idea and i just want to find the writer to appreciate them and love them for their writing was so freaking amazing.

[questioningpunctuation]

how many shirts do you guys think herbert has ruined by getting blood all over them

[saotome-michi]

My pet peeve is people saying they love poly!strawhats and then listing every possible pairing except for LuNami

[stranger-detective]

when you think the art is byler but it's actually steddie

[secretmellowblog]

I need to make a Les Mis compilation post of every time someone in the Brick talks about Jean Valjean as if he’s a sad strange mysterious little Creature

[tteokdoroki]

also i love when people look at me and then realise “our height difference” - you want me so bad, you want me so bad because you’re thinking about how easy it is to throw me around

[gggoldfinch]

me when I’m reading a period specific fic and the author clearly doesn’t know the first thing about that time period

[comradeboyhalo]

backseating is okay when its bad and his color combos

[starlit-recovery]

I love when people feel the need to comment about their feelings on fusion where it isn’t asked. When someone is talking about fusion as their goal in their recovery and they’re happy about it you don’t go “well I don’t like fusion” at them because that’s just a really shitty thing to say to someone. Literally keep it to yourself. No one is asking you what you think about someone else’s healing journey. You don’t have to want final fusion for yourself to support those that do.

And if I see a single “fusion is murder!!!!” comment here I will block you on sight, no hesitation. We don’t want final fusion at this point in our life, we do have fusions between some alters, never forced. But we have friends who do and have done it and we’re so happy for them because it’s what they want and who are we to tell them that their journey is wrong or it makes us feel any kind of negative way? It’s not up to us to judge the healing journeys others are on if it doesn’t hurt anyone. And since you can’t murder part of your brain then fusion isn’t murder ✨

[tumblingclockwork]

I should make like a scrapbook of all the times I get anons telling me to kms

[watermelonlovershigh]

I hate how one minute I'll have this overwhelming feeling that can can conquer anything and I'm extremely joyfully, then the next minute I feel so low and anxiety ridden. Why am I like this?

[ilikecarsandsupport4artists]

As a portrait artist I find it kind of sad that the thing I hear my clients say the most is "oh, can you make me look pretty?" or "can you make my nose a bit smaller?" I've done portraits for my whole life, all 22 years of it, and I've never met anyone who is ugly. Never. There is always light to be found in peoples eyes, no matter the colour or shape or size. There are little smile-lines that tell a story of every smile and laugh they've had. Noses that they've inherited from relatives, that crinkle up when they smile or laugh hard. Teeth that show when you show your real smile, not the one you think people want to see. Little scars from when you fell as a little kid, reminding you of good times running in the woods. "Make me look pretty" But you already are. I just paint what I see. The little unique features we carry make us who we are. They are the things that make us real and human and alive.