#IS THIS YOUR KING???? LMFAOOOOOOO
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youve made it so far and now its time. if you have not done so before, look up The Baby is You by Toby Fox
oh no, if this person realizes that the 13yo kids he wrote an opera about being pregnant together are pretty much siblings and is doing it anyway, i will be disappointed and will have to stop liking his cool gamesjkdfhjdkfhskjfhgdkjh
#OK this is the last one i prommy#the baby is you is the most hysterical case of cosmic irony considering the kind of audience toby's games garnered#IS THIS YOUR KING???? LMFAOOOOOOO#i get people up my ass about headcanoned incest crimes of characters that *i don't even see as siblings*. meanwhile the man was out there#doing... whatever this is. AS A COLLAB. incredible.#hs#answered asks#biscia hater moment#sorry to everyone else who knows how to mind their business i am having a field trip today#manic monday wednesday#incest mention
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toni i am absolutely smashed rn and saw that u said we could rant in your inbox so here we go it will just be me gushing about how absolutely cool you are like ur account was one of the first i ever found after returning to tumblr since like 2015 and it’s really cool and you write so well and i’m GOBSMACKED that someone like you exists. hello?? beautiful. sunshine. stunning. the highlight of my day seein those lil toni drabbles on my page. embarrassing enoigh i was talking about cod with some irl friends and now we all read ur shit like a lil gaggle of groupies ha ha good stuff mwah never stop being so FREAKING cool (please accemt my proposal, i have ring pops you can have the green one it’s the best) also for the sake of sober me shhh pretend this never happened ok hve AN AMAZING!!! Day night morning evening afternoon.
peace, love, kyle garrick is so freaking sexy,
elle
take this simon art
sorry i scribbled out my oc ok i’m SORRY remember to hydrate and continue on being FREAKING beautiful 🥰🥰🥰💖
idk how to delete that man i’m so sorry i figured out how to delete that last image it was a picture of an apple if you wanted context maybe i should add it back okay no i won’t
anyway sometimes i think about how badly i want biblically accurate ghost to love me and then i think about how i would probably cry if he breathed on me and then gag the second man starts cookin shit like beans on toast?? the fuck is that.
over and up and out,
elle aka elle
YOU ARE SO COOL TONI THANK YOU FOR EXISTING GOOD LORD
i don't remember the last time i had a ring pop but i'll accept it so long we get eloped i don't want a big ol thing but if we dont go to herculaneum then our marriage will be nulled faster than kim k's with that big brute from the NBA.
kyle is so freaking sexy i agree. i don't use that word cuz it gives me the heebies but for you, since youre one drink/edible away from gazing upon a biblically accurate angel in the flesh. feathers? eyes??? he's A CRAZY SEXY BABE and i'd let him stalk me :}
and i also think about BA!simon a lot.
lmfaooooooo beans on toast comment has me screaming
and you're SO real for scarring him up. i need simon with jagged scars that have puckered edges and some of them pull some skin taut and--
you get my picture. that man is simply grotesque and it makes him all that more alluring. like yes king, tell me all about how you got those scars.
+ his like resting bitch face is what i'm here for.
incredible art wish i had that kind of talent but alas all im good at is getting bruised like a peach and throwing my arse in a circle for fictional men 😔
drink your water or you're gonna have one killer headache lmao.
all blues with no clues,
toni ❤️
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The way your Itachi jumped from pookster pookie king of the pookie nation girl dad to dangerous yandere is scary 🫥🫥
lmfaooooooo 😭
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Shin Megami Tensei II livetweet thread (4/8)
and then daleth receives the same spell on himself by another fairy that got a crush on him. where's the same slut energy as hiroko huh
something i noticed is that the fan translator didn't give an eng equivalent to any of the races (yousei = fairy) and to be fair this was translated in fucking may 2004 (basically JUST before the time nocturne got released in the west so they didn't have any model to follow)
and even discounting that, the text space was nightmarishly small in old games so attempting to translate only to get an even more confusing result wouldn't be very worth the effort
there's an article on this btw
gotta respect the hustle of brainwashing a rando to become your husband and help with your store
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GUESS WHO I JUST MET
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okay so remember when i said SMT1 wasn't hard, just super slow to go through bc of its clunkiness
now multiply the clunkiness for around 6x and then you have SMT2
there's indeed an intent on making it more challenging on the player to walk through locations for story purposes but you gotta add this element on a map system that is already abysmally taxing because almost every goddamn dungeon looks the same
thinking about people complaining about the lack of complex dungeons in smt4-5 and i'll give that nocturne was just too good but after surviving the snes era you can't help but feel oh boy i actually don't mind simple layouts, i suffered for fucking enough already
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me: aleph probably needs speed or stamina to be a good dancer smt2:
me: WHAT THE FUCK
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the amount of places that you need to revisit in later points of the game are getting so atrociously hard to keep up with that even looking up a guide to see where your progress is at makes you feel like
the one (1) aspect they help you with is that there's a feature where you can mark dots on the map so at least you're not going full blind like in MT1
still annoying as fuck specially because our dear hiroko as of now still hasn't learned a teleport skill
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realized a bit late that you can actually cheat by making aleph drunk so you can have extra MAG to beat the dance contest...
slay king
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god i stayed stuck for several days because this GODDAMN npc gave me the false impression i couldn't go past him. the way i could've just.... keep walking to the door instead of turning back every fucking time like a tool
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amaterasu you sorta aren't helping making me sympathetic to your side
while gods being assholes is a staple in the series, shinto deities hit a nerve on me because their yamato PAWAAA through NIPPON blood blablabla xenophobic talk is excused in-game since obvious writer favoritism
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ok so i guess gimmel is our law guy and he wants to build his own land. he seems on the hippie side so he's probably attempting to use his priviledge for good
nvm DUDE WAS LITERALLY JUST DOING METAVERSE LMFAOOOOOOO
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If you were a bell, your name would be Ding. King Ding.
LMFAOOOOOOO
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"Sorry zach, I didn't know you existed" LMFAOOOOOOO
Tommy is our room service king <3 Joel isn't always the nicest but Tommy is always there
from "You're just a warm, wet hole for me to get off with" to "Your cries are mine, your pain is mine, if you bleed, your blood is mine" pipe <3 <3 <3
Jaimie is a shit but luckily we dont see see him again
The Wrong Way: Chapter 1
Raider!Joel Miller x Fem!Reader
Raider!Tommy Miller x Fem!Reader
DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT
Chapter 2
Summery: You are sold to Joel to clear up some of your fathers' debts, and he takes you back to his house where him, Tommy, and high ranking members of his raiding trope stay. Joel is mean, cruel, and hash, but had small moments of softness that confuse you in your venerable state. Over time, you get to know him and Tommy, and see different sides of each, an both are hiding secrets. Was it possible to fall in love under these circumstances? Or was that just another way Joel was fucking with you?
WARNINGS FOR FULL FIC, NOT CHAPTER BY CHAPTER UNLESS SOMETHING NEW IS ADDED AFTER MASTER WARNING LIST: DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT!!!! Fic contains graphic depictions of sexual assault, rape, molestation, dubcon/non con. Blow Jobs, PIV sex, lose of virginity, sex trafficking, past incest, death/people dying everywhere, Stockholm syndrome, falling for your rapist, victim blaming, torcher, branding, physical abuse, attempted sexual assault (not Joel), somno, self-harm/depression/suicidal thoughts (not a lot)but fair warning, major age gap
This is a reader fic, reader is early 20's, Joel is 40's at this point, reader is small enough that the men can lift her, but these are strong men. Reader is also refered to as little one, little girl ETC, but that's more in reference to her age/innocence than physical size.
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The first time you met Joel Miller was a flurry of events.
“C’mon Joel, I don’t have it this time but I promise, next month its yours”
Jaimie, your dad, stood in front of Joel, who was unarmed but guarded by his group of fellow raiders who had guns pointed at Jaimie and his men. “Next time you’ll owe me nearly double, I’m tired of waiting, I got a reputation to uphold.”
Jaimie owed Joel money, and a lot of it. The amount of land Joel controlled was expansive, a damn near kingdom at this point that FEDRA didn’t bother with since it was so far out in the middle of nowhere. Joel and his gang of raiders made a near Viking-like living out here. You could either pay Joel monthly with small amounts of food or resources and in return you have a modicum of protection from him and other raiders as Joel’s men patrolled areas under their control, or Joel just raids you and takes everything you have. Easy enough choice. Problem was, if Joel’s men raided your farm or town, in general, they didn’t kill you if you didn’t try to fight. However, if he didn’t get what he expected from you, he was none too thrilled about using his men's resources to protect people who weren’t paying, and that debt could easily end up with someone dead, and that’s how Joel came to your dads house.
“Fine” Joel grumbled, turning to one of his men, a tall redhead. “Kill him”
“Wait!” Your dad shouted, and Joel held up a hand to stop the gunman.
“I’m listening”
“I have a daughter” Jaimie offered.
Joel narrowed his eyes at that. “You think I need help getting my dick wet?” He began to turn to the red haired man again, when your dad shouted the words that really piqued Joel’s interest.
“She’s a virgin!”
Jaimie continued, motioning for one of his men to get you from where you were hiding in the hall. “You can have your way with her, as long as you want, knock off some of what I owe you, and next month I’ll have the rest, unless of course you want her again.”
You’re pulled in before the two groups, and had the distinct feeling you were on display.
A man to the right of Joel, looking a little younger than him but only by a few years, with longer, dark hair, finally spoke. “You pimping out your own daughter?” He said with disgust.
Your dad glared at him. “Judge me all you want, Tommy, not all of us have powerful family to protect us” he turned back to Joel.
Joel held out a hand, stopping the interaction, then turned to you. His gaze was intense, focussed, harsh, and you couldn’t help but be afraid. You were used to this, of course, your dad using you as a bargaining tool, bad men who had used you and hurt you, leaving bruises and scars that were visible even from where Joel stood, but Joel was different, Joel was powerful, Joel was a cold blooded killer, and was not someone you wanted to upset or god forbid disappoint when he took you; you might end up with a bullet in the head if he wasn’t happy with a blowjob.
Joel scanned you, taking in your body and no doubt the marks that littered your skin. “You let them do that to her?” He referenced the bruises.
Your dads hands were still raised. “Other men have used her mouth, but nothing other than that. Some men just want to toss her around, rough her up a bit, get themselves off like that, but you’d be the first inside her.”
“Joel.” The younger man spoke with a warning. “Don’t”
“I’ll do damnwell whatever I please” Joel grumbled, turning to your dad. “Mouth only, I’ll see if she’d worth buying more off after that.”
Jaimie nodded. “Sure! You can rough her up too, if you want, that’s extra, of course-”
“Shut up, I’ll decide the price when I’m done with her.” Quickly, Joel strode over to you and hanked you out of the other man’s grasp, half-dragging you to another room, your dad calling out to you not to mess this up.
Joel grabs you by the neck and shoves you to your knees, the cold, hard floor stinging against your kneecaps. You try your best to suppress the shaking fear inside you and play good little whore, reaching up to undo his belt buckle but Joel smacks your hands away, yanking you by your hair to look at him.
“Listen to me, sweetheart.” Despite the pet name, his tone was harsh and condescending. “I don’t need you to do anything, you’re just a warm, wet hole for me to get off with, got it?”
You nod.
“Just stay still and this will be over soon enough. Hands behind your back, now.” He demanded and you did as you were told, holding both your hands behind you and opening your mouth.
Joel took his cock out, and an involuntary whimper escaped you; you’d never been with a man this big, and if he liked you, he was supposed to deflower you? How was all that supposed to fit?
Joel must’ve seen the fear in your eyes. “I’ll start slow, but after that, I ain’t taking it easy on you, little girl.”
You nod quickly, thankful for even small mercies.
Joel kept his word, sliding into you slowly, carefully, pausing when you gag, and allowing you to adjust when his full length was inside. Tears pricked at your eyes, it hurt so bad, but you needed to do good. If Joel didn’t like you, whatever you dad would do as punishment would be way worse than this.
He pulled himself all the way out, and told you to take a breath. “This is where the fun begins”. When he thrust his dick inside you, you heaved so hard that if you had eaten anything, you would’ve thrown up all over him, spit spilling out of your mouth mixed with stomach bile, your scalp stinging from his painful grip on your hair.
“Fuck yeah, gag on it” You can hear him say above you, and it’s not like you have a choice, continuing to make a mess on him and yourself, the drool dripping down your chin.
“Such a pretty little mouth” he grunts with each thrust. “Wonder what that tight little cunt would feel like.” You can’t help but whimper, knowing how much it would hurt to feel Joel stretching you open. His breathing becomes heavier. “Don’t know if I can have you just once, princess, just look at you…” His fingers entangled themselves deeper into your hair, holding you still as he fucked your face. “Might just have to keep you, be my little pocket pussy to use whenever I want, you want that? Hm?” When you don’t respond, you keep your eyes tightly closed, as the pain in your throat grows.
Joel huffs a laugh when you don’t respond, not that you could say much of anything either way. “Well, you don’t really have much of a choice. But wouldn’t it be better? Only me? No more random men? Of course, I’d fuck you, be the first one inside you…” His pace was faltering, imagining breaking you open, your blood on him… “Fuck!” Joel cums in your mouth with no warning, and you begin to cough and choke, cum and spit falling out of your mouth and he pulls you off him by your hair, throwing you to the ground.
You lay there, heaving and coughing, face covered in spit, tears and cum and maybe a little blood, your throat burns and your just want to curl up and cry, but Joel is pulling you up. “Let's go” he’s yanking you around again, and you stumble to the door, feeling somewhat like a rag doll. Before opening, however, Joel stops, wiping his sleeve roughly on your face. “Can’t let them see what a pretty mess you make, princess.”
When he pulled out outside, where it seems the tensions hadn’t eased, Joel announces he’s taking you.
Your dad immediately protests, and for a moment you think he might actually care about you, until he gives his reason, being that he sells your mouth for extra money, and Joel can’t take that away from him.
“I’ll wipe your debts clean” Joel isn’t even looking at him, yanking you to where his men had loaded resources onto their horses.
“But that’s-”
“And the next three months free.”
Your dad seemed to recognize that Joel wanted you, and tried to trade for more and Joel hoped on his horse, never letting go of your arm. Effortlessly, he reached under your arms and pulls you up onto the horse, and you suddenly realize the weight of the predicament. Joel was taking you, and you weren’t coming back. He was going to fuck you until he was tired of you, then throw you away, if he doesn’t kill you. You were never going to see your friend or your brother again.
“Joel, come on, she’s my only daughter” You dad tried one more time, and you begin to squirm in Joel’s lap, wanting out. “She’s worth a little more than that, untouched.”
“Dad, please, don’t”
Joel wraps an arm around you and points a gun at your dad's head. “Three months, and I don't blow your brains out right now.”
Raising his hands, Jaimie backs down, giving up.
“Lets go” Joel says to the younger man from before, and turns his horse around.
You hear your name called from the house, and turn to find your brother running outside.
“ZACH!” You scream for help, the fight in you kicking in, desperately trying to get out of Joel’s arms. The horse takes off, and you turn to see Zach getting on his own and starting after you and your dad telling him to stop.
Turning around, in one movement, Joel turns your head into his chest to cover your ears, and shoots.
You scream, and turn to see your brother fallen off the horse, laying still.
The first time you saw Joel Miller, he fucked your face, bought you, kidnapped you, and killed your brother in a span of ten minutes.
“One stop princess, then we can go home, and you get to be my little toy.” Joel spoke, his breath hot in your ear, as if he was your husband taking you home after a wedding, not the man who just uprooted you from everything you know.
The stop, as it turned out, took 2 hours to get to, and you were exhausted and in shock by the time you, the younger brunette and the redhead separated from the group. Joel had tied up your arms in front of you, not that you could escape even if you tried. Joel was much stronger than you. You were nearly nodding off, Joel’s hold on you keeping you upright, the adrenaline rush leaving you bone tired, when you heard a woman’s voice.
“You trafficking girls now, Joel?”
You open your eyes wearily to find a woman on a horse with two others flanking her, she had dark skin and her hair was in braids, eyeing Joel with disgust.
Joel’s hand ran across the top of your chest, closer to your collar bone but enough to make your whimper. It was a display, more than anything, meant to get a rise out of the woman. “What would you do if I was?”
“Not much I can do, it seems.” She seethed.
“Relax, Maria. Her dad was the one was selling her, I bought, she’s staying with me.”
You were dreary, unable to keep your eyes open, only listening to the voices.
“And that’s supposed to be better?”
You could feel Joel shrug. “Maybe, maybe not. But she’s not getting passed around like she was at her dads. We ain’t making a habit of it, if that makes you feel any better.”
Joel motioned the redheaded man over, who Joel referred to Nick. “Take her, just up the hill there, out of earshot, but where I can see her. Do. Not. Touch.”
Falling asleep against your best attempts to stay awake, you feel yourself getting picked up and handed off into another's arms. Over the next few hours, you were in and out of sleep, unable to fully rest but unable to stay away either. Passed back to Joel, who you only knew was him from the smell of his leather jacket, and another long ride for god knows how long, you finally awaken when Joel passes you down from the horse and into the brunette man’s arms before climbing down and reclaiming you. You felt like an object they just passed around as needed, no regard for you. You open your eyes in front of a large house, trying to take everything that had happened in the last few hours, but between your sleep addled brain and the general shock of it, you found yourself unable to. This is where you’d stay for the remainder of your short life, Joel rapeing you and letting god knows who else do the same until you die. Joel starts pulling you inside.
“Please” You whimper before you can stop yourself.
Joel thrust you up against the door, his face right next to yours and his beard rubbing against your skin, burning it. “What was that, little one?”
But you don’t reply.
“Joel…” the younger man says from behind the two of you.
“Shut up, Tommy.” He pulls you back, opening the unlocked door. “You ain’t fucking in charge here. I paid good money for her.” He snaps to Tommy, his large hand around the back of your neck tightening, making you whimper. “And I’m bout to get my money's worth.”
“I know” Tommy steps forward, carefully, like he has experience cooling his leader down. “We just road 4 fours, maybe you should wait, you’re tired-”
“You calling me old?” Joel fully turned around, his hand moving to the front of your throat, pressing your back into his front.
“No, that ain’t what I’m saying, Joel. I just mean you got her as long as you want her, no need to do it tonight, you can enjoy yourself more later.” Tommy’s eyes flickered over to yours, and you saw just a smidge of sympathy before they went back to Joel. “She’s had a long night, Joel, she just lost everything. Give her one night, please?”
You stood there in Joel’s arms, your hands still tied in front of you, feeling the rapid rise and fall of Joel’s chest, praying to whomever that you can have this; if Joel took your virginity tonight, you were sure you’d simply break.
Grabbing your bundled hand, Joel begins dragging you inside, and you see why the door wasn’t locked. In the living room, several more men were sitting inside: some drinking, some playing games, some just… sitting. Joel turns to them “She is mine, no one fucking touches her.” he demands as he pulls you, stumbling and trying to keep up with his long strides. Opening up a door, Joel thrusts your back to the wall, taking out his knife and you gasp, trying to get away; to where, you don’t know.
“Hold still, woman, or I’ll cut you for real.” Joel cut off your hand ties, and literally threw you onto the dirty mattress. He stomped over, towering above you, and pointing. “One night. Tomorrow I get what I paid for, and you’re mine, wherever, whenever, and however I want you, no matter what Tommy and his bleeding heart think. Understood?”
You nod, but that's not enough for him.
“Say, ‘yes, Sir’”
You swallow, and speak as much as you can imagine. “Yes sir”
“Go to sleep”
And with that, he leaves the room, and you can hear it locking. How are you supposed to sleep after all that? After everything?
Not long after, the door opens again, and you scramble up thinking Joel changed his mind; it was Tommy, but that didn’t ease you at all. Maybe Tommy showed you mercy to save you for himself.
“Relax, I ain’t gonna hurt you.”
He’s got a bowl in one hand and a bag in the other. “Don’t got much by way of a bath tonight, but here's hot water and a towel, you can at least wash your face, and here’s clean clothes and a pillow”
You don’t move, frozen in fear, almost as if he was a t-rex; if you didn’t move, he wouldn’t see you.
A soft smile. ”Alright, I’ll get out of your hair” and with that he leaves you, your room dark save for the moonlight coming through the window.
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You know, when I made this side blog it was initially gonna be like. Secret. Like I wasn't gonna tell my mutuals i had a side blog for dark content
But even if I decided to stay anonymous, the fact I have a fic with a song title, a shitty dad and a good brother would've given it away lol
Anyway, if you want to read more, comment to be added to the tag list!
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once again, I had to find a tutorial that picked this option heh. I, for one, always picked the “I forgot my wallet” option because 🥰 who doesn’t like their man paying for them 🥺
JZHJDHDKDHDIDH HER GUILTY ASS SMILE IN THE FIRST PIC HAS ME YELLINGGGGGGG
#also ethan pays no matter what even if you offer up your credit card he gently pushes it back and says he remembers how little interns make#KSHDHDKDJDJ for a communist king he sure does love to call mc poor LMFAOOOOOOO#also tysm for these screenshots i will treasure them forever MWAH <3#ethan ramsey#asks#angel 🤠
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#y'all making such a big shit about bighit saying no lining up overnight#there's a tweet making it sound like the fucking stampede frm the lion king#will occur at 10 am when lining up starts#and fans will get run over because of their ridiculous rules#OMFG LMFAOOOOOOO Y'ALL SO FUCKING CRAZY THAT WONT EVEN HAPPEN#WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS Y'ALL GOT NO CHILL#GET OVER IT!!!! y'all cry over anything holy shit#and the ones complaining about photos and videos omgomgomg IS THIS NEW#they never allowed it!!! not even in korea!!! fans try their to not get caught omfggg#it's not anyone being favored rules are rules get fucking over yourselvws#like a fucking stampede omg haahhahaha y'all sooo annoyingggggg#y'all complain about everythinggggggggg#y'all making me sick 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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king eren fucking reader on his throne in front of everyone </3 poor reader is so embarassed
In front of everyone?!??! Like in an assembly???😭😭😭 LMFAOOOOOOO
King Eren definitely wouldn't want reader's pussy on display for everyone to see, but y'all are having some hot nasty throne sex for sure👀🤭
Just imagine.... Eren sitting on his throne, legs spread apart in an arrogant stance while leaning his head lazily into his palm as he's smirking at you.
"Why don't you come here and sit on your throne, sweetheart... it's real special, just for you." And, while keeping his eyes locked with yours, he grabs his bulge & grips it lightly while shooting the most evil fucking shit eating grin at you😩😩😩
Then afterwards..... you're sent limping off the throne before Eren grabs u to fuck you some more in his own private quarters🤭
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hello pls can you write headcanons for the bakusquad finding sexy toys in your room?
LMFAOOOOOOO I can!🥴🥴🥴
I’m setting this under the guise of it being a pre-established relationship… Hope that’s okay!
Enjoy!
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Bakugo
Assuming that you’re not hiding your toys from him, he probably finds them and just doesn’t say anything about it for awhile
You catch him staring at one of them silently and when you ask him about it he’s like “RAAAWR I DON’T CARE IF YOU HAVE THIS,” before throwing it back to where he found it
You’re kinda like, “Okay… but whatever I guess” and just move on, because knowing Bakugo, if he had something to say, he’d just say it
LITTLE DO YOU KNOW… he thinks about them nonstop for a while… before pulling them out AGAIN
When you catch him the second time he’s like, “you’re not using these, are you?”
(Poor guy)
You laugh, like, “…only when you’re away…” and he gets all smug and shit
Honestly he probably gets horny thinking about you using them and you fuck after that
LMFAOOOO though he turns them on once secretly basically just to “take notes”
Better watch out for his fingers after that
(Definitely washes his hands after touching them the first time)…
Kirishima
Poor baby
You know he’s not a snoop so you don’t mind him looking through your stuff, so he probably finds them on accident when he’s looking for something else🥴
Definitely gets curious and pulls them out, but after realizing what they are… he gets a little shy
You walk in the room like, “Baby, did you find what you were looking…oh”
He sitting there all cute and ashamed, rubbing the back of his head like with them in front of him like, “Uh…. I…. Sorry…🤕”
And you can’t even be mad because he’s just too cute like that
So of course you tell him not to worry about it… but as you’re going to put them away he’s like, “Do you… really use those?👉🏻👈🏻”
AKLJFJADJF
You’re like, “Yeah, but I mean… less now…”
Not the both of you just standing there blushing like little fools
Definitely wants to pull them out and use them on you at some point…
King
Denki
LMFAO you walk in on the stupid boy PLAYING with them, like they’re already buzzing in his hands and everything by the time you catch him
Definitely does not give you a moment to breathe once you walk in, jumping straight to, “Babe, why didn’t you tell me you had these” while giggling and waving them around
It would be kinda mortifying except for the fact that he’s genuinely pretty excited
Doesn’t even care if you use them regularly or not, he just feels like that’s more of an excuse to fuck you more often
Definitely tries to get you to take him to the sex store after that
He’s like, “I just want to seeeeee…” as if he doesn’t want to buy more that you can use together
AKA: do not let him get some hands on a pair of handcuffs… for both of your sakes
Will let you use one on him if you catch him in the right mood
Please keep an eye on him though, because he’s not above telling Sero, Kiri, and Baku what he’s found
Definitely pulls a stupid move where he’s like, “and they BUZZ!”
DENKI, WE KNOW!!!
(TBH it’s probably kinda funny tho bc I bet he’s not that sensitive to the vibrations because of his quirk…)
Probably also wants to try zapping your pussy… both of you would literally die
Sero
AHHH he’s so bad, he definitely pulls a “dis you?” in the chat when he finds them
You try to snatch them back and he absolutely will not give them up for anything
(God damn his stupid long arms!!!)
Probably asks a bunch of questions too AND makes you explain yourself
He’s mostly just messing with you, but he’s actually probably genuinely interested in the answers, so you don’t stay embarrassed for long (even if you’re heating up)
NGL would be down for a mutual masturbation session at some point (because honestly, he wants to watch)
Whenever you argue, he brings them up
“I guess you can just use your toys tonight, babe, sorry😒” or, “Not like you even need me with those toys around, huh?”
He’s joking but it’s kinda 😠😠😠 so slap him around for it
Be like, “You know what? You’re right!” and I guarantee he’ll be taking it back in 0.2 seconds
Mina
NGL she finds your toys and probably fucking… parades them around like it’s not a big deal
You catch her in your room holding like two of them at once, and when she sees you she’s all excited and cheering
Teasing you and asking you questions like “OoOoOhhh what are these?” “Can I try them?” and “You’re kinda a lil freak, huh?”
If you get embarrassed and try to snatch them back she holds them away from your grasp and starts talking about sex positivity and that she “understands!!!”
Still though, probably posts a picture of them on Snap with a caption that’s like, “FOUND BAE’S TOYS🥴😍” (as long as you give her the okay)
OMG, or “Boutta get railed!”
Definitely begs you to bust them out during sexy time after that
And honestly, at some point, you probably find her own collection of them too and she’s even worse than you
Gets embarrassed about it and now it’s your turn for revenge ;)
I want to fuck Mina now… Bye
#bakugo x reader#kirishima x reader#denki x reader#sero x reader#mina ashido x reader#bakugo#kirishima#sero#denki#mina#headcanons#ask#anon#caitie post#Anonymous
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Hi,.....if you don't mind me asking, can I ask your top 5 (or top 3) favorite characters from AFTG? And why do you love them? And your top 5 favorite moments from the novels? Sorry if you've answered this question before....Thanks....
OMG AN ASK HELLO <333
I'll go with top 5 characters and moments hehe
characters
1. neil - my baby has been through so much and he is fucking badass, I love him so much and he is my favourite fictional character of all time which says A LOT
2. andrew - AGAIN. my guy has gone through so much and I relate to him too much. also he is FUNNY AS FUCK seriously drugged or not I love this guy he is fucking hilarious
3. aaron - aaron is just aaron, I again relate to him and he is so overhated I love him so much. my boy was just DONE WITH LIFE tbh and i just ..god wanna hug him so bad
4. nicky - my guys done shit but in the long run I loved his development into a more respecting person and he just gives off this over excited nervous energy I know way to well
5. jean - JEAN. JEAN MOREAU. WHATS TJERE MOT TO LOEV.
and moments/scenes
1. first andreil kiss - i mean. obviously.
2. the bus scene before that one game - i just think this was really wholesome and kinda the calm before the storm because it really shone a light on andrew's love hate for neil
3. "no" "that's why" - highlights how much neil validates and respects andrew's boundaries like a king and i love how andrew has found someone who can do this for him
4. "you believed him" "i was seven" - HEARTBREAKING. my heart shattered but I really liked this development as we began to understand andrew more and more and plus, unfortunately, his experiences made me feel less alone
5. "doesn't mean I wouldn't blow you" - LMFAOOOOOOO
thanks for the question ml x
#all for the game#aftg#andrew minyard#neil josten#nicky hemmick#aaron minyard#jean moreau#andreil#palmetto state university#psu foxes#the foxhole court
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(wtf is cc not working??!) Is round table fucking part of your knight jason au? I see it like a big lazy susan that sir. dent is strapped into and acts like a big spin the bottle game, whoever he ends up pointing to gets to do something to dent, but only king bruce gets to @#$% him and if anyone else tries they get spanked by the king on his throne, opinions? (plz answer on your nsfw twitter if that makes you more comfortable, cc is broke for me!!)
I’m gonna answer this here—JUST THIS ONE 😂😂—because apparently CC is dead and uhhh idk how y’all are gonna get me to answer all your anon shenanigans now dbsjdjd
But yes round table [redacted] is from the Knight AU 🙈 it goes hand in hand with throne [redacted] and I love both very much 🤝 also Anon I’m HOWLING for a good 10 minutes (and it’s only 6am) over the imagery of Harvey + lazy Susan lmfaooooooo but then I calmed down and it does sound very sexy uwu
I wonder if King Bruce would mind sharing though, even visually? 🤔 but maybe the feeling that the rest of the round table members are only allowed to look and do minimal things make him feel even more empowered LOL
They all are only allowed to strip Harvey off his armour for King Bruce hehe
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OBSESSED with hannibal framing will for murder and then being genuinely upset that will is in prison cause he cant hang out with him anymore. king you did this to yourself <3
LMFAOOOOOOO LITERALLY!!!!!! to quote your mans “this is my design” and it backfired on you!!!!!!!!
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Not only is rottenfolk kook about to catch hands but he’s also going to catch my foot up his ass, so you should’ve added a foot emoji and a peach emoji. Ain’t no way in hell this dude getting away after dumping me (I may also have made stupid choices but for now that is irrelevant). - 🦶🏻🍑
LMFAOOOOOOO CATCH YOUR FOOT UP HIS ASS SKDBSKDBSKHD bold of u to assume faerie king jk would let u get that close again 👊🏻😔
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