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NEWSFLASH- He thinks you’re pretty~
#WAHHHH I made him so much softer then he usually is and IM LOVING IT#I added freckles cause my boy is a big chonky ginger#brb im bout to hold his face and give him forehead kisses like no other#IM TRYING TO HUSBAND THIS MAN UP#oh and he looks completely different then my other two artworks#i realize that and its okay my hands are stupid#i also drew those other illustrations like last year/early this year#SOOOOO its been awhile and I’ve grown and changed and now hes prettier#MIGHT ADD MORE TO THIS PIECE LATER#BUT HERES THE START OF BEAUTY RN#eustasscaptainkid#eustass kid#one piece#digital art#digital illustration#do tags even work??#IDK but imma use em
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been thinking about them lately ok
#lots of doodles ok these arent even close to finished and never will be#dhmis humanizations#dhmis duck#dhmis yellow guy#dhmis red guy#dhmis#anyways. i think rgs crush on duck is insaene in general i think its WORSE WHEN THEYRE HUMAN#i also think its really fucking funny#obsessed with this tiny balding little man who is Mean To Me#hes like a kid who would get bullied in high school to me#like idk. theyre da same to me in human au. which i suppose this is an au even tho im just trying to translate them as closely as i can#in my heart theyre still in the pink house#this is not like the apartments au to me at all. so to me the dynamic is still the same#and for those of u who dont remember that dynamic is RG being down bad for duck bc he WEIRDLY is godbless. but also insanely evasive and sh#and duck does not act like anything is happening between them but also in his head theyve been married for 30 years. but its obvious to him#so he doesnt feel the need to say anything duh.#and if he ever brought it up it would be a best friend debate again#'you think IM your husband?!?!' of course you are !! :] 'IM NOT. YOUR HUSBAND !! YOU DONT HAVE A HUSBAND!!'
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this was an idea i had last year that i found in my files and decided to revive. woe, angst be upon ye
#it was originally going to be that every panel was drawn#but i think trying to do all of that was why i gave up in the first place#cause man im not used to like... any of those angles#i need to be but im just not so#the white vignette is meant to indicate its what hes imagining/remembering#i know he wasnt there for the ineffable bureaucracy thing but like#hes just imagining it very accurately#hes thinking of them because they got their happy ending but he didnt lol#i remember last year when i first decided to draw this i tried to get a google earth angle of the bench :[ but there wasnt a good angle#so i just had to reference off the actual shot of them sitting on that bench lol#he also might be really tiny compared to it but shhh dont mind that#ineffable husbands#good omens#good omens fan art#anthony j crowley#aziraphale#beezlebub good omens#gabriel good omens#oh by the way the song is 'tomorrow never came' i think its by lana del ray but i only know the thomas sanders and miss benny cover#my post#my art#good omens angst#ineffable husbands angst#edit from hours and hours later but man i remembered the lyric 'every day felt like someday and i just wish we had stayed home'#and man i cant even think of an image or drawing that that would be attached to but i wish i could cause i like it too
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wild how misako is always made out to be the awful partner, for 'cheating' (not even explicit cheating. apparently the way she talked to her decades-old friend is 'flirting'.)
but no one ever says shit about her husband lying to her to get her to like him, keeping up the lie for forty bloody years. (In fact, many people apparently like to think that it never happened. Or they make it so that rather than steal his closed-off brother's words, his brother helped him.) Or for seemingly never contacting her after he tried to take over the world. or the things she has said about him. being worried about the ninja being with him. "i was married to him once, i'm up for anything" when about to fight him. Ma'am what does that mean.
#im sorry but i hate the way this fandom treats them#oh misako is sooo awful because she CHEATED on her husband by saying WORDS to her FRIEND#even though she hasnt seen her husband in like a decade. and who knows what happened before he fell to the underworld.#lloyd says in s4 'walking out on us again'. what if misako felt like that too.#and does she not say 'there was a time i loved him very much'#i dont think you guys understand that marriage dorsnt always mean#together.#i think my parents are still technically married? i know my stepmums ex husband wont sign divorce papers#at least thats what i was told a few years ago. i dont know if its changed since#and like. hes the one who went off. who didnt try and find his family when he was out of the underworld.#i hate the way the fandom treats this man and babies him.#people get too wrapped up in their pookiefication of him they forget that he was a man people were seemingly terrified of#remember how the villagers were scared when they thought lloyd was him#or the reaction when he came back to ninjago.#and lloyd himself saying he was one of ninjagos greatest villains#do people just. forget that stuff#like. there is a reason he sacrificed himself in s4. he knew he could never make up for all he'd done.#but here. today. he can do something good. something big. and good.#and protect peiple.#do people just. forget that too.#but no his wife of several decades is the awful one. yep. okay.#not taggijg this i dont want Those types of that man fans to find this#if you like him for who he is and acknowledge his bad actions. i like you.#but i dont want to attract the kinds of fans who act like he was baby who wu misako and the fsm were ALL so horrendously awful to#like hes a victim of them#its really. wild.#as far as we know. his brother has never left him to die. or straight up tried to kill him.#anyway this isnt about the brother#its about my wife and her evil husband
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SiirrrrRE
MILES AXELROD GET THE FFFUCK
OUT OF MY WORKPLACE GARAGAGE MOTHERFUCKGIJTBT GOD DAMMITTT!!!!!! AWEERRHAAAAAAAAAAHAHGYG
All it cost me was my glasses and the massive grime and grease stain across my forehead now. I swear I'm not beyond-fucked insane when I say that the damn oil smelt like brown sugar what was that. Think that was the messiest I ever got fixing a car cause magically I did not care about anything anymore.
I uh. Hit the tag limit but I'm sure this will still pop up if I search his name in my blog search feature.
#you canyou can see int he photo the stearing is on the right. it has clutch and wverything.#same model same make same year fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckfuck#i have seen. ONE other land rover here. but it was white. this one is. g.greeb.#was trying not to be a freak and take five hundred pictures of this random guys car but.#what are the fucking odds. like seriously. again it was like. fully british imported here to the US. right hand driving and everything.#i .oi got to work on it. I saw it in the parking lot and blitzed for the fucking work orderss once i finished mine.#It came in for an oil change heuauaihehaiahahhahahahahahahausgahaha#i mean it wssnt an oil LEAK just a typical oil change but. fuck.#so british so so british the. the caps on the air valves on the wheel were little UK flags.ni.#i wanted to pull it into the bay but i was like. no. nay. i dont want to fuck up this guys car. only manual I've ever driven was a tracktor.#and that was like. ages ago.#I dont know. im sure there's a rent a car service in England.#Same model make same. everything. four doors. stupif. back area that sorta has seats but sorta not. fuck.#what are the odds. here. british car. in this specific shop. and. green. and same evetything and.#i accidentally locked the stearing wheel trying to start it so that was fun but we good we good.#me. me got to work on it. i honeslty have a conxerning amount i could go on about all of this.#Fucking. deppression gone. obliterated. non-existant. i dont gaf about anything possiblh upsetting anymore.#everytihng is sunshine right now and rainbows and flowers and sparkles.#and no other work orders came in while i was working on it thank goodness so i could dwaddle a little bit. oooohohhhhh#surprise husband jumpscare or some shite what the ever loving fucking hell.#tried not to be a freak about the entire thing but videos and games never did being in it justice of course.#proper. persectiv of not being through a camera lense and.#everything is good my heart is full i sorta could cry right now if something pushed me over the edge but good tears.#im so just. i have so mang feelings for him that it is like. an overwhelming amount. love him so much it is spilling out of my heart.#i dont know. universe came by to say hello. hi.#this is insane everyone is insane everyone is just nuts. everything is good so good right now.#stress has practically melted away everything is good. peaceful. okay. and it's not even my Friday.#My friday is tomotrow but man. ooohhhhh i needed this.#“Axlerod could fix me” not what i MEANT but oksy that too thst also works go for it.#sorry not to go over it again but i cant stress it wnough just. what are the odds. seriously.
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thinking about the part in the most recent twitter takeover where sonic calls commander tower who very awkwardly invites shadow over to dinner to meet his grandchild . did they think nobody would notice that they already did that in shadow 05 or is the implication here that shadow never went to that first dinner so the commander just keeps inviting shadow to his house over and over until he finally shows up
#okay well actually now that im thinking back on the specific wording of the dialogue in shadow 05#i dont think any solid plans were made he just said he was thinking of inviting shadow over#but whatever#the commander wanting to make amends with shadow after all thats happened between them makes sense but its still funny#like the fact that he did that immediately after trying to kill shadow and blaming him for maria's death#the fact that at the time this is happening shadow either barely remembers who he is or doesnt remember at all#though him remembering clearly would also make it pretty funny#imagine waking up from a 50 year nap not having aged at all and the kid who was mean to you and called you a freak#is suddenly an old man whos straight up trying to kill you now . and then you save the world#and hes like ohh sorry about all that . do you wanna come over to my house .#imagine abe's wife's perspective here imagine your husband brings over the ultimate lifeform for dinner . and hes a 3 foot tall hedgehog
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i think about the whole "love that" exchange a lot.
#i think i already have a post about this somewhere im just. rotating it#they realize they just kinda revealed a bit too much in front of Trent Crimm (Formerly) The Independent#and he does the whole biting wind-up to a question you know is going to be sharp as hell. bringing in that heat#and rebecca just. doesn't even try to get out of it#is she taking a leap of faith? is she just tired of spinning a whole yarn? testing him? giving him a chance?#and his response is just. simple. a real smile--almost conspiratorial and they're both in on the joke--and 'love that.'#sincere and almost warm. love that. bc that's what he actually thinks. not asking what he thinks he should#what he thinks the crowd wants to hear. but just. god her ex husband is a dickhead. absolutely you should try to fuck him over. love that#and rebecca all but beaming at him in response#i wish we'd gotten more of their dynamic tbh. i think that interaction probably helped soothe any anxieties she had about the whole thing#i think the next time we really see them interact is just the girl talk thing#where she's gleefully including him on the gossip and he's SO fucking pleased to get a good grade in girl talk something both normal to w#but like them developing an almost easy banter Fast. please. and like. him letting himself be. himself. in front of other people#not just ted. and rebecca GETS that if anyone gets getting flayed by the lasso effect it's her#so like. IDK MAN I JUST THINK THEY SHOULD BOND#also keeley. DEFINITELY keeley. all three of them. FUCK#trent crimm#rebecca welton#gertspeak#god. him being so pleased about the girl talk comment too. lives in my brain rent free#rebecca or keeley pays him a genuine but offhand compliment and he (and clearly completely unconsciously) just#fully does a pleased little wiggle in his seat. and they're like hmmmm
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do you ever have people online that just. frustrate you for no reason😭😭like this person didn’t do anything to me personally but whenever i see their comments or anything im just like oh it’s YOU again 😒😒😒
#aita for this❤️#<- not the fucking reddit lingo are you shitting me 😭#idk it just feels like they’re trying to steal my hashtag flow if you get what im saying#you DONT get that dead partly fictional man like i do 🤬🤬🤬 don’t try to one up me we’re on different levels /j😤#i sound so cocky bye#maybe im just mean idk#its nobody here btw they don’t have tumblr as far as i know it’s mostly a pinterest and sometimes youtube thing#bury is not your platonic husband back off eyes glow red#im like a modern day version of those gacha life sans fangirls#if they ever see this im actually done for i cant let my super nice and joyful reputation be destroyed
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urgh urgh urgh im pretty sure my cat Dmitri had a seizure last night - we went to the emergency vet and things seem to be okay now and he’s acting totally normal but it was terrifying. We were supposed to fly out for a lovely vacation this morning but now we’re canceling everything because we’d be too nervous something might happen to him when we aren’t home
#I’ve been super paranoid because on Thursday I took him to a the vet and we decided to try an injection for arthritis pain#and i haven’t heard about it but the vet recommended it so im like yeah okay#but then i got home and started looking things up about it and freaked myself the fuck out#because there’s like real horrible horror stories of it#and listen. I am a scientist. correlation does not equal causation#only elderly cats get this drug and of course people are going to be more hyper vigilant after a new med is given if something happens#so I’m so anxious because if I knew it actually had a risk of real severe side effects I would have never done it right before we left#and literally last night we are completely packed watching the great Budapest hotel#both crying our eyes out#and he’s next to me#on the couch sleeping#and he’s doing his cute ‘twitching when I’m sleeping’ thing#and we are like awww. should we wake him up?#so I pet him and. he’s. completely lax.#like a flaccid stuffed animal.#his eyes are rolled into the back of his head#he’s not responding at all but still twitching#I see his chest moving so I know he’s breathing#and I’m like. fuck. I think this is a seizure.#and just like with seizure like a minute later he wakes up. just normal. a little confused after.#and I’m like. fuck. what else could it BE#and it’s late and my husband had a bit to drink cause it’s Saturday and we’re on vacation#and was definitely not helpful. like a total wreck.#luckily I was completely sober so I’m like. okay. find the nearest emergency vet. call them#we are going#he got some blood tests and benzodiazepines and has been completely normal since#but damn. that was so freaking scary#I’m happy he’s okay right now. I just hope nothing else happens.#man. I’m just bummed on so many different levels right now.
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Recently watched Brokeback Mountain 🏔️ and I just had a wackass dream where Alma sees her husband kissing Jack and is just super into it
She then spends the rest of the movie trying to have a threesome without scaring her husband off/letting him know she knows and that accidentally turns into a poly relationship???
I’ve been searching desperately for an hour to see if anyone else sees my vision but the answer appears to be no😭
ITS TIME FOR ME TO BE THE CHANGE I WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD
#(Ya know when you just close your eyes and then all of the sudden you’ve got a third parent and 2nd husband in the house)#I just think it has promise and I like throuples#ig im gonna start writing fanfiction#the idea of Alma trying drop hints to Ennis that she also thinks Jack is hot and would like to go fishing with them👀#I know this is not a very enlightened post#look I just want the characters I liked to be happy and this is what my subconscious came up with#brokeback mountain#ennis del mar#jack twist#Alma Del Mar#Alma beers Del Mar#jack and ennis#Jack twist x ennis Del Mar#Jack twist x ennis Del Mar x alma beers Del Mar#please someone else write this I hate writing#I just wanna read#IM TALKING TO THE MAN IN THE MIRROR#IM ASKING HIM TO CHANGE HIS WAYS#I’m talking to myself lol
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What the fuck jazz WHAT THE FUCK
EVERYONE BE QUIET MY SHOW IS ON!!!!!!!
#YUP MAN UP!!!!!!#jas im telling you if you dont download this game right NEOW!!!#hold up i need to go to youtube asap and watch his card before i spend way too much money trying to get it#im telling you jas hes a lil freak but also such a husband#serious yet freaky when it comes time#hes like a werewolf that shifts in the night#jazz.answers
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The REAL "theydeservedbetter"shipping
#in WHAT WORLD does THAT MAN deserve 'better' than misako?#shes the one that deserved better LMAO?#why would koko leave her husband but be okay with him when hes done WORSE#this ship and the goddamn NAME make me so bloody angry#he didnt deserve her sorry#he didnt treat her right#like. have you HEARD the things shes said about him??? maam are you OKAY???#'i was married to him once im up for anything' MAAM WHAT RHE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN#not to mention. 'i wont let you get away from me again misako' 🤢#the hate for this poor woman is INSANE.#if anyone in that relationship deserved better. it was her.#and dont try and come at me calling me a hypocrite or anything. that mans name isnt mentioned. nothing here is tagged. THAT is my problem.#when people TAG NEGATIVE POSTS WITH THE MAIN TAGS#what is WRONG WITH YOU
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fun fact once youve worked at a daycare/preschool the instincts it gives you never leave. i hear a baby crying and my brain muscle memories me into standing up until i can stop and remind myself that most people understandably do not want a stranger to walk over and pick up and soothe their infant. not my job anymore.
#one time like 15 mins after a 8 hr shift i was in my fav clothing store and a baby an aisle over began to sob and i walked over#and just stood beside the pram and stared at the baby while the cogs turned in my brain and the mother was like ''????'' until i went#''i worked at a early childhood center for 8 hours today im so sorry'' and she was like '' OH LMAO its fine hes been fussy all day#i'd apprecaite any help'' and so i just stood there and talked to the baby for 5 minutes#and the shock of having a new face hovering over him exercising his legs made him stop crying and stare#similarly i spent 30 minutes playing with a 8 month old exercising his arms and legs and tickling his tummy and talking#while his poor exhausted mother who was trying to fill out citizenship forms at the library got a moments peace#she vented that she'd just moved over with her husband and he was working all the time so it was just her and bubs here#in this strange new country. and thats a lot for a new mum not having extra family around to help. i remember she asked if i would be up#to babysit for pay and i reffered her to one of my old coworkers i really hope she found someone#that baby was so cute but SO LOUD he was VERY active for his age lots of kicking and squirming and endless energy#little mans is going to be a terror when he reaches his twos
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me every time i remember we're getting married
#he mentioned the ring again today so im not gonna be normal for a bit#auaauauauuauaua husband and wiiiiife :D im gonna be his wiiiiiiife and hes gonna be my husbaaaand#im so glad things are going well in my life rn but even if they werent i would probably still feel amazing bc im marrying this fuckin guy!!!#ever since the beginning its felt like we're meant to be together and now we're actually going to be Together#i try not to talk about him at all times even though i want to cause i dont want to be annoying(i.e. i hope jakey dies) but like#he genuinely is such a wonderful person and hes so kind and protective with the people he loves#hes so smart and has a lot of passion in the things he does and hes always trying to be better despite how shit things have been lately#i love this man more than i thought was ever possible and he loves me just the same. he's for real my dream come true#and now hes saving up to get me a ring �� im the luckiest girl alive bc HOWWW did i find him HERE of all places#:))))))))) my nyquil triple strength gummies are probably about to kick in so im gonna leave it here and go to bed#but augh i love him so much its so crazy to me that he exists and hes mine and im his. everything is worth it bc i have him
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Girl help why is top/bottom discourse so big on twitter rn holy shit
#imean-#personally i love top aziraphale#but like bottom is also cool like whats the big deal??#i saw that thing from that chinese fan and imean i see a lot of their points and thats why that kind if fancontent isnt really my favorite#and i get what their trying to say and i think with things like this its interesting to see how cultural influences+social norms play into i#but like#its not that big of a deallll#its not the moral sin you think it is its just a different kind of content just calm down please#and now everyones all worked up about and iguess by even writing my thoughts here im contributing to that but… man…#i literally follow some of the chinese bottom!az x top!crowley creators theyre talking about#i know exactly what they mean when they’re complaining about that stuff i notice it too#but its not a bad thing? like yeah its not my favorite personally but like?? its just fanart??? and to some people its their favorite thing#this isnt a moral issue who do you think you are#good omens#aziracrow#ineffable husbands#aziraphale#crowley#aziraphale x crowley#crowley x aziraphale
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my boss-friend at work was feeling down yesterday so I got him a smoothie since a little sweet drink always turns a bad day around
however that put me in the position to be given genuine gratitude and it is so difficult for me to not recoil from it. I want to do the nice things but gods forbid someone express happiness about it lmao
#[static]#cue me tensing up and trying not to show my teeth#me: here's your drink and shut up about it#my husband is the only one allowed to tell me that i did a nice thing and even then I had to be trained to accept it#i still get a bit gun-shy when even he tells me i was good but i try to just push through it cuz i love him#im getting better about it as the years go on and I work at it but man it makes me so tense when people are verbally nice to me
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