#IM TIRED OF IT

[8-rae-rae-8]

"poly141" Where. Is. GAZ.

[sunnysconfusion]

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ ࣪𖹭 .ᐟ its not funny anymore

[dovewingkinnie]

i should make a mascot horror story but the mascots are all cute girls instead of funny scary animal

[ccontramal]

lol

[piratefishmama]

Everyone's always Eddie is the cat and Steve is the dog.

But actually:

Out of the two of them, who is the sassy bitch with way too many lives to be normal?

And who is the whole idiot who can't stay out of people's personal space?

Steve's the maine coon of cats, magnificent and aloof, and Eddie is that big scruffy poodle that insists he's not too big to sit on your lap when he is in fact. Too Big.

[ilovemosss]

i am......so tired of the aziraphale hate. but whats funny as fuck about it is that 80-90% of the aziraphale hate i see comes from people who think crowley can do no wrong and worship the ground they walk on. but do you guys know who would actually start biting you if they heard you talk shit about a particular angel????? because i do!! crowley would probably beat you the fuck up for that shit. cut it out

[sweet-potato-42]

Tubblings and crows at least once a month

[frilliette]

putting your own watermark over MY DIVIDERS

(or anyone else's) is just blatant disrespect dude

[prsnlasst]

I didn't have an innocent childhood

God, I already knew what sex was at the age of 6.

[sangrestarasher]

im not tweaking when i say i genuinely believe im smarter or st least more mature than almost everyone on the pvz wiki

[icaruswallslwt]

Everyone immediately after opening Twitter:

[science-lings]

You all know how I like to make botw Link a nerd when it comes to potions and botany but I have now decided that it would also be neat if he was also more interested in mechanics and physics than he seems, like even before the calamity. 

I mean, just imagine, this kid who since the age of four has been naturally great at fighting, the latest in a long line of royal knights, his path only being reinforced when he’s discovered to be the reincarnation of the hero, his duty to the crown being reinforced in his head for years and years, and maybe at first he thinks that he and Zelda would get along due to their similar interests. But she immediately hates him for the sword on his back. 

So every time he escorts her to the royal tech lab, he desperately wants to participate and tinker but he’s just a guard, and all he can do is listen. He loves it when she rambles about what she’s doing and he finds it all fascinating but it’s also been fused to his being that he’s just a soldier meant to gladly die for her and his thoughts don’t really matter. 

Then, when he comes back from the dead, in a room full of mysterious ancient tech, the first thing he’s given is the sheikah slate. And the whole theme of the game is curiosity and discovery and exploration and why should that be limited to just the world? He should be so excited to get the runes and learn how to use them and be baffled by how they defy the laws of physics. He takes pictures and figures out puzzles and has a blast working through problems with the tools he’s given. (also the implied building mechanic in totk... you cannot tell me that he’s not super hyped about making his own car) 

He would think that the champions dlc would be totally worth it when he’s given the master cycle zero, he even gives it the new name of Vah Epona. He powers it with his near infinite supply of apples as if it were a living horse and balances zooming around with teleporting to shrines because that’s just as exciting. 

But in the end he’s still supposed to be the hero, so he can’t stay to talk about tech with Robbie and Purah, he’s happy with waiting for those lectures until Zelda is freed, he has a feeling she’d be interested in it too. 

[calamitoustide]

i swear to fucking god if one more person gets to the end of the road trip and still comments about james using he/him pronouns im deleting my ao3

[parkakeet]

identity rant?

vvv

[fire-breathing-pain-in-the-neck]

I’m gonna be so real, I need them to give Fiona a new outfit for the new movie…

If I see that Shrek Forever After dress again, I will scream.

[benilos]

"Are you a proshipper or antishipper?" im a normal person and I dont worry about random strangers on the internet and their bedroom habits unless theyre paying me to know about them. i will simply scroll and move on because im not in a world where i have the luxury to worry about things as silly as what some random 19 yr old writes on wattpad after they binge watched my hero academia for the first time and hasnt stopped gooning for the past week to the point they having speech delays. I dont want to know neither. Thanks.