#IM STILL STUCK IN 2013 OKAY

[strawberry-pretzels]

i can't believe grown ass adults use more modern slang than i do. this is heartbreaking actually

[lovelykil]

OMG kyle and stan reqs okay hear me out (this is for either or both!)

the sappiest things you do with them. im talking hallmark slow dancing in the kitchen at 2am or baking with them!!!!

「 Take my Hand 」

kyle x reader older ver.

cw; fluffy fluff

note; the scenarios I had making this went wild, also kyle has sm rizz in this?? oml

"Dude Kenny, stop hitting me with the mushrooms!!"

"Don't get in my way then, Stan-leyy."

Kenny cooed, smirking at Stan as he frustratedly tried to get back on the track but his go-kart kept spinning no matter what he did.

Kenny's tear-wheezing laugh filled the bedroom, controlling his kart and making it to the finished point while Stan cursed up a storm right beside him, his kart still spinning.

"And I winn! Take that Marsh." Kenny set the controller down, jumping around in his spot in celebration while Stan threw his controller to the side moping. He laid on the floor in defeat with a groan.

"You so cheated– Kyleee, Kenny cheated he made my kart stop working." Stan whined, standing up to glare at his friend. Kenny stuck his tongue out just to get on Stan's nerves.

"I didn't cheat you just suckk"

"KYLE, KENNY IS BEING an ASS.. Kyle? KYLEEEEEE!" The raven haired teen cried out, his eyes scanning the room to find his bestfriend. Kenny also took notice of his friend's non-responses, taking a look all over the room for himself.

"Where the hell is he?" Stan asked, he looked over at Kenny for conformation but Kenny just shrugged being as clueless as he was.

"What the hell.."

. . .

"Okay open your mouth and go ahh, now."

"aaahh." I opened my mouth as Kyle held my chin up slightly and raised a fork into my mouth. Once I bit down on the treat that was being fed to me I chewed the gooey desert putting a hand to my mouth. Kyle watched in suspense, waiting for my opinion in his cute apron that was complimented with a dreidel in the middle.

I looked at him as I chewed, feeling a smile grow on my face from his pleading light green eyes. I swallowed slowly taking one final moment just to raise the tension in the air.

"Kyle," I spoke, my tone serious as I put my hand down.

"Y/n." He answered.

I slowly put my hands on his shoulder, staring into his eyes trying to be stern.

"These were... THE best brownies ever!" I squealed, shaking him back and forth.

"aaAaaH- reallllyy?"

"Yes they are very good, see I told you that extra milk makes them so much better." I took my hands off of him and smiled. Once he got his focus back he blinked slowly then scoffed with an eye roll.

"Okayy maybe you were right, whateverr."

"Oh my god you are so sassy, come here." I punched him in the arm before wrapping my hands around his neck on the tips of my toes.

Not cause I'm short it's just he's unreasonable TALL for some reason.

The kiss took him by surprise just by the he grew tense for a second but soon he kissed back, his hands finding its way around my waist. He held my body closely towards him to deepen the surprise kiss. I could feel a stupid smile creep upon my face as we kissed.

Oh, how he knew exactly how to make me fold.

"Oh, you liked that didn't you?" As we pulled away Kyle teased with a slightly mischievous grin, watching my face heat up. I broke eye contact with him and groaned, ignoring what was blankly obvious he giggled trying to get my attention back with guiding my chin toward him.

"I'm just playing sweetheart, forgive me?" He whispered softly, pouting some bit. He seemly came off as adorable so I had no other choice but to forgive him. I shoved my hand in his face right after I leaned in to pretend to kiss him to get him to lean back into me.

"Yeah you're forgiven or whateverr." I mocked and snickered, walking away from the ginger to grab my phone.

"You're mean." I saw him grab a brownie and put it in his mouth with a frown from being fooled. I laughed solemnly to myself, shaking my head at his words. I scrolled through my phone trying to find something when I finally found what I was looking for.

"Hey, wanna dance?" I clicked on a song then shook my phone in my hand towards him. He looked at me with a mouth full of brownies, clearly confused.

"Giwrl whaat"

"Very cliché and random but the lighting in this kitchen is perfect for dancing, sooooo.." I walked myself over to him and held out my hand. He looked at it then me, I patiently waited with a smile.

"My beautiful princess, would you care to take my hand and dance with me?" I extended my hand out more with a smirk, teasing him more. I could see a faint blush on his pale skin knowing I won, he sighed with a sheepish smile.

He wiped his fingers on a paper towel before taking my hand.

"Wow, you're so weird it's almost cute."

"And you're a pretty princess." I brought him closer to me, swaying him around with an innocent smile. He let out a chuckle before returning to a neutral expression, his eyes fixed on me with a warm smile.

I stared into his colorful eyes from above getting lost in them with a sappy smile, even though they sometimes freaked me out they can be so lovely to look in. In the dimly lit kitchen, we swayed to the slow rhythm of the song I picked, our eyes locked in an intimate gaze that spoke volumes.

As we moved together, our bodies naturally drew closer, his hands gently finding their place on my hips, while I wrapped mine around him in a tender embrace.

With a soft smile, I delicately swirled some of his curly hair around my finger, savoring the sensation as my eyes closed slowly on their own. I could feel his gentle touch caressing my body lightly in his care, I couldn't help but feel tingly and lovesick.

The song playing was one of my favorites, it was a song I used to play to think about him before we started dating. I never told him this though just was to shy to tell him about it I guess.

"You like Lana del Rey?" Kyle asked in a hushed tone, bringing me away from him just to hold my hips from a distance. "Yeah, why?" My hands reverted to his shoulders, as we swayed together. A hum was his only response before closing the gap between us, he looked at my lips and connected them with his, his soft hand traveled on my cheek as he did so.

I closed my eyes once more despite his remark, our lips danced in sync slowly filled with passion. I placed my hand on his face where my thumb rested on the side of his cheek as the kiss grew slightly more intense, feeling his tongue reach mine and grow in contact.

"Thought that was her." Our lips separated with a tiny string of saliva falling in between us when he answered my question. I tilted my head "You listen to her?"

"Mmh, like heard of her.. from you." He brushed some hair away from my face. I thought for a moment trying to recall when I ever played this song around him. "I don't remember playing her around yo-"

"I took a sneak peek at your phone once and saw a playlist with my name on it, the first song was this one." He smiled, some faint redness spreading on his face. My eyes widen as I stared at him, my heart immediately dropped and my face grew in heat.

"You made a playlist about me babe? Oh my gosh–" Kyle beamed, his smile growing wide looking at me.

"nonononono you didn't see that correctly.. oh my god."

"Yeaah I'm sure it was the one with the hearts by it, all cute and like you're in love with me."

"nuh uh.."

"yeah huh."

"NO."

"It's okay I found it adorable, Y/nn." Kyle held my face with both of his hands and proceeded to kiss my nose, forehead, all over my face as I stood still in embarrassment letting him kiss me.

"You are the worst"

"And you are just the cutest pretty princess."

"I hate you"

"I love you too sweetheart."

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bonus—

"Kyle stop swirling me around I'm mad at you."

"Cause I found out the playlist you had for me?" Kyle twirled me around some more, dragging my mopy body around. I blushed sighing loudly, I fixed my posture and held his hands as we danced together, never making contact with him.

"Yes, that was embarrassing how long did you even know."

"Well, we've been dating for 6 months so like... a week before we dated." He recalled, spinning me quickly before I could react to what he said.

"A WEEK BEFORE WE DATED?? KYLE WHAT THE HE-"

His lips quickly crashed into mine, sending me into a hypnotic trance for a second. Silencing me in a smooth twirl and dip pose, he held my chin toward him still holding onto the kiss for a while.

"You mad at me now?" He panted, as he pulled away. I huffed trying to catch my breath once I did I gave in, bopping his hooked nose.

"No I'm not mad at you, you dumb red head." I saw his expression change to a less tense one, his cute smile growing.

"Can I kiss you again?"

"Yes please do." I brought his face near mine in the same position we were in when he dipped me and kissed him. The smile on his face never went away even when I kissed him it made the kiss warm and tender when I smiled myself.

"Kyle, what the fuck are you doing?"

"See I told you they were making out." The lights flickered on and two boys emerged from the dark, staring at me and Kyle.

"Stan?!"

"Kenny?" In a flash, me and Kyle pulled away and looked at them in shock, so much in shock Kyle had the nerve to drop me.

"OW"

"Oh shit, Y/n are you okay?!"

"Okay now I'm mad at you."

"Haha your bitch is mad at you."

"CARTMAN?" (all of them)

"Where the hell did you COME FROM"

"I was cutting all of Kyle's clothes, so Kyle, you have nothing to wear. Night guys"

"... Eric you son of a–"

[bwaldorf]

ramasha do you have any bollywood movie recs?? 🎤

omgggg em im so honored you thought of me!! 🫶🏼🩷

tbh i've sorta been on a journey of watching more bollywood (and south asian cinema in general), since there was a huge chunk of my life where i just never really kept up with releases and was sorta discouraged from watching it so my taste isn't the Most diverse (in terms of genres and years) but i'm working on it 😭 that said, here's my attempt at giving you a lot of different options, so hopefully there's something here that strikes your fancy hehe :3

lots will be under the cut bc im a huge YAPPER.... sorry. also, some of these haven't really aged that well and are sometimes more of just a nostalgic fav and/or ones i think are iconic so... take some of these recs with a grain of salt

some of my bigger personal faves:

om shanti om (2007) — it may hit more if you have a bit more exposure to bollywood cinema and its industry bc it references it a lot, but i still think it's an enjoyable movie regardless! (yes i am biased bc this is one of my fav bollywood movies ever + a huge nostalgic fav. plus SRK and deepika padukone.. can't go wrong there!)

haider (2014) — this movie is SOOOO good! i highly rec it 💞 it's an adaptation of hamlet, set within the backdrop of the 1995 kashmir conflicts. this is actually a part of trilogy of shakespeare adaptations by the director: the other two are maqbool (2003) which is macbeth and omkara (2006) which is othello

main hoon na (2004) — another SRK nostalgic fav

ghajini (2008) — it rips off christopher nolan's memento but i think it adds a lot of its own stuff too and i have a soft spot for it 😭

andhadhun (2018)

kahaani (2012)

tumbbad (2018)

amar singh chamkila (2024)

3 idiots (2009) — the most likely one that non regular bollywood watchers will know and deservedly so imo

gully boy (2019)

hum saath saath hain (1999) — okay not objectively the best movie.. but its a hugely nostalgic and comfort movie for me and i think its great if you wanna watch something that's heartfelt and doesn't have a ton of high stakes conflict

maine pyar kiya (1989) — same as above ☝🏼 i watched this one a lot as a kid

jab we met (2007)

devdas (2002) — worth it for at least the beautiful cinematography, costumes, and gorgeous talented cast

fanaa (2006) — plot is kinda messy at times but it was a real angst machine for me as a kid 😭

photograph (2019)

sir (2018)

bulbbul (2020) — tw for a rape scene though. sorry for the spoiler but it was genuinely really harrowing for me to watch so i think its important to mention

misc other movies i've seen:

qala (2022)

dil bole hadippa! (2009) — admittedly, i haven't rewatched this one in a long time so i can't totally say it holds up. it's a rip-off of she's the man, but … better….. TO ME. yes im speaking from nostalgia bc this is the one i saw first

badhaai do (2022) — this is technically a 'sequel' to the similarly titled movie badhaai ho (2018) but they're actually total standalones

gangubai kathiawadi (2022) — i have such mixed feelings about this one but it's a movie that really stuck with me ever since i watched it soooo yeah

raees (2017) — SRK looks unbelievably fine in that movie. need i say more?

koi mil gaya (2003) — it's a mix of both ET and close encounters of the third kind... but in my very biased, nostalgic opinion: better 🫣 there's also a few sequels, but i only really remember seeing krrish (2006)

josh (2000) — another entry to the SRK looks super gorgeous in this movie 😭 this is basically a desi west side story

go goa gone (2013) — not the best to me, but its a bollywood zombie movie! which was a very new concept to me in that industry so ofc i had to throw it in there

chennai express (2013)

mohabbatein (2000)

dilwale dulhania le jayenge (1995) — had to include this for SRK reasons and also bc it's a massively impactful movie in the industry so i'd be remiss not to

andaz apna apna (1994)

ek ladki ko dekha toh aisa laga (2019)

jaane tu.. ya jaane na (2008)

aaja nachle (2007)

munna bhai mbbs (2003)

gangs of wasseypur - part 1 (2012) — i've only seen the first one in this series but if you want a somewhat slower, meditative, gangster movie this one def fits the bill

what's your raashee? (2009) — can't remember how well this ages (i think it was pretty mid?) but the concept is fun! priyanka chopra plays 12 girls: each personifying a different zodiac sign as the main guy tries to find his soulmate 😭

taare zameen par (2007) — you'll also see this listed as 'like stars on earth' sometimes

amar akbar anthony (1977)

don (2006) — villainous SRK? sign me up! he actually has multiple movies where he's this sorta antihero/"antivillain" type character. and even a few where he's a straight-up villain. i've been trying to get through all of those bc i just love his range

anjaam (1993) — an example of the aforementioned thing ☝🏼 SRK plays a genuinely terrible guy here, and i love how it actually challenges a lot of the tropes that bollywood tends to use in its romances and shows how creepy and stalkerish they actually are (despite it being typically framed in the narrative otherwise)

partner (2007) — i recently found out it was basically ripping will smith's hitch 😭 i haven't seen that one so i can't say which is better, but if you enjoyed that one, you'll probably be into this one too. it's very unserious and not the Best. but i watched it a lot as a kid

aaja nachle (2007)

roadside romeo (2008) — okay this is a very unserious, low budget animated movie rec. it's soooo so silly and dumb but if you're in the market for smth like that, this is an amusing one for that

welcome (2007) — i gotta rewatch this one bc i don't remember a lot but it seems like a lot of tomfoolery and shenanigans

my name is khan (2010) — another one i gotta rewatch for its politics but i figured i'd throw it in regardless

black (2005)

kal ho naa ho (2003)

kuch kuch hota hai (1998)

sholay (1975)

hungama (2003)

some from my watchlist that i haven't seen yet:

(as if this list needed to be any longer.... but anyways! including these bc i think they seem promising/interesting and i think they introduce More variety of genres/time periods than the ones before)

ijaazat (1987)

thappad (2020)

udaan (2010)

merry christmas (2024)

chhoti si baat (1976)

hindi medium (2017)

the lunchbox (2013) — heard LOTS of good things about this one!

lipstick under my burkha (2017)

neerja (2016)

queen (2014)

rajnigandha (1974)

kaagaz ke phool (1959)

anand (1971)

paheli (2005) — it's a mainstream bollywood remake of duvidha (1973)

baadshah (1999)

monica, o my darling (2022)

madhumati (1958)

raaz (2002)

satya (1998)

highway (2014)

oh darling! yeh hai india! (1995)

pyaasa (1957)

sardar udham (2021)

awaara (1951)

shree 420 (1957)

kaminey (2009)

mahal (1949)

chandigarh kare aashiqui (2021)

bunty aur babli (2005)

talvar (2015)

duplicate (1998)

lootera (2013)

mughal-e-azam (1960)

baazigar (1993)

trapped (2017)

fire (1996) — a hugely significant movie in explicitly showing a wlw relationship in bollywood. i believe it was the first in that regard?

stree (2018)

piku (2015)

english vinglish (2012)

umrao jaan (2006) — there's also an earlier version of this movie with the same title that came out in 1981! i haven't seen either yet so i can't say which is better

jodhaa akbar (2008)

darr (1993) — big movie for villain SRK enthusiasts if that interests you too like it does me 🤭

zindagi na milegi dobara (2011)

dil dhadakne do (2015)

dear zindagi (2016)

special 26 (2013)

badla (2019)

mardaani (2014)

raman raghav 2.0 (2016)

peepli live (2010)

drishyam (2015)

[lonely-ghost-girl]

i wish dip dye was still in trend..maybe i will do it anyway bc im stuck in 2013 and thats okay

[alwaysxyou]

I think what's extra frustrating about this whole situation is just the not knowing when or why of it. Like I know it can't go on forever but there have been so many times where it seems like we're getting somewhere (bye bye Elevator) and then bam something else hits us. I just hate it for louis

i said i wasnt going to respond to this right now but im fired up now and i am going to answer it. none of this is about coming out none of this is about larry none of it is about being gay even! it's does louis know he deserves better.

you don't want to draw attention to your actual relationship - why do you need to even speak about it? answer questions with that you'd like to keep your private life private and that's the end of it. "oh you used to be so open? yeah i was a lot younger and now ive grown up a bit and realized i want to keep it private" any one who pushes it is labeled as an asshole interviewer. publicist listening in to every single non-live on air interview and jumping in to skip questions if necessary. only do live interviews with anchors and hosts you trust and have agreed to keep it professional beforehand. get the best media training in the business and have every possible answer locked into your brain.

you don't want people to think you're gay - why not? nothing wrong with being gay. but in any case, see answer above about not wanting to talk about your personal life and then turn the answer back to the fans "im not/i don't like to talk about my personal life but what matters to me is the fans and im so honored to have fans from that community." next question

"well he needs the publicity" well he's not getting any now. the only publicity from that stunt walk was talking about how young she was, or how quickly he moved on from e. how about louis at a charity event? the gossip sites post pictures of louis with f or stories he tells but want to know what else they would post in the same way? pictures of louis with a dog. or a lizard. or a hamburger. or shirtless!

also! where is the doc promo! or tour promo! where is the exclusive with first look photos and interview with day of tickets coming out? where are the ticket specials in the cities where tour needs to be sold more (buy a tour ticket get a free movie ticket)? where are the merch bundles (buy a shirt get a movie ticket voucher)? or just merch in general? where are the radio spots and the billboards and the bus stop ads and the commercials and the social media? radio interviews in tour cities? they wouldn't do a press junket yet but! and if no one brought those up why isn't louis or his manager saying something and asking for those plans and those rollouts? and if they aren't getting those or know what to ask for why aren't they hiring people to figure out what's not working and make it happen?

you don't have to come out, you don't have to reveal your relationship, you don't have to even elude to anything. but you do deserve better treatment, better promo, a better image. privacy, kindness, fans, general population respect. what might have been the way people did it in 2013 isn't the same as 2023. but all of louis' rollouts are stuck there. once upon a time for an artist, the worst thing you could be was gay. and even if that's not the case anymore, if that's still where your head is okay. you don't have to come out. but you don't deserve to be doing this shit or putting yourself through this either.

he got out of sony, he got out of modest. he claims to be the boss so goddamn put your foot down and take a fucking stand. if there's lasting contracts or whatever get the best lawyer out there and fucking take back what you deserve. and don't fucking settle for anything less. someone on your team has an idea you don't like? too bad for them, you pay them, you make the ultimate decision. and if they don't let you or try to fuck you over, you hire someone else. and do that again and again until you get what you want. life is too freaking fucking short to not be putting yourself into the best possible situations wherever you can. louis deserves that.

[saintlaurentproblems]

I lowkey think Niall wanted to bang Olivia Rodrigo during 2021. I know you can say he was a fan and such but idc. He gave off im down if ur down vibes lol. And Miley Cyrus deffo wanted to fuvk Harry in 2013, she said he was her vibe. They really make sense cause they are two rock stars.

Olivia gives me mean girl vibes. Her friend Cameron and her dad were shading Sabrina during 2021. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/AEXIn1zeYGk

Her fans were dragging Sabrina for making Skin and calling Sabrina the mean girl for standing up against her fans AND Olivia. I do believe the energy you put out there is the energy you receive and it shows now with Sabrinas success. Olivia was being envious of Sabrinas beauty and personalty. People calling Sabrina a flop and now 2024 is her year. Sabrina did not bitch and moan about Olivia, she fr locked in during her big L (and I do believe it shook her-this younger girl swooped in and took a bunch of a Grammys home on her first album...like I know that hurt lmao).

Justin Bieber is an asshole to fans. I dont know why he still has fans and I thought we all agreed to leave him in 2015. Justin acts like we put a gun to his head and forced him to be famous. Just cause you hate your life doesnt mean the fans have to. Giving people the stink eye when they ask for photos. Just ignore them but he spends more energy to be mean. Even last year he was acting weird to fans, https://www.tiktok.com/@noahglenncarter/video/7238756012759452971?lang=en Bro thinks hes the main character 24/7. Relax bro this isnt about you. People are recording cause this a public celeb event. Just stay your ass home. He is stuck in time and thinks we are in 2016 wtf. Another example: https://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/the-hot-button/did-justin-bieber-really-call-a-fan-a-beached-whale-in-australia/article15855402/

Harry Styles gotta be the smartest male singer in terms of image. Besides the whole zionism claims (which we know he supports). There is no slip up..ever. Its so impressive like you will never catch him lacking. Being quiet really takes you so many places.

Selena Gomez is only fucking Benny Blanco cause her looks fell off...and he is associated with JB. You really think 2015 Selena would date Benny? She wouldn't even date Charlie Puth and he is easy on the eyes. People calling her looks nowadays plastic surgery is so sad. Her face was perfect before lupus and its the moon face from her steroid medications that fucked her looks up. People who went though the same: https://www.reddit.com/r/kidneydisease/comments/14x28ix/before_and_after_prednisone/ This why her body is shaped like an apple now: https://www.quora.com/What-are-the-side-effects-of-prednisone https://prednisonepharmacist.com/prednisone-parables/prednisone-parables/ Thats why sometimes her face looks lopsided or looks like she got fillers in her cheeks.

Okay this was A LOT to read.

1. I don’t think Niall wanted to necessarily fuck Olivia but I think he wanted some of her hype and appeal to her demo. Niall had a smart team.

2. I don’t really agree.

3. Hmmm I think the Olivia and Sabrina beef is complicated. And it was smart to lean into it for press and clicks. Imagine if Joshua didn’t lean into the Jesus brand and playing to the next pop boy. We could actually have some interesting content now. I do hope we get an Olivia and Sabrina collab.

4. Yes I’ve heard Justin is so rude to fans. Especially during his peak douchebag years 2015ish. He apparently kicked a girl out of his Uber in the middle of a highway. I think he has mellowed out now. I just don’t think he is good at handle stress. I have way more compassion for him now tho.

5. Harry’s team is so polished. And he is smart to actually listen to him. Idk who ever gave him advice during 1D deserves an award or something. He gives me a pretentious vibe tho. Almost like he has to put on this image to be taken seriously as an artist. He seems inauthentic most of the time.

6. Selena has dated hot and successful men who have treated her like shit. So if dating Bennie is what makes her happy then good for her! And yes she has a round face so when she puts on weight or swells from her meds it really shows in her face. She’s still stunning.

[gazingatthevoid]

journal entry

lost souls scenes:

scene i

greeting a long lost friend, a loved one who I havent seen in many years, but everything is so simple. We have a lot of history; most things must remain unsaid.

friend/lover/caregiver: that’s our exit again, we keep passing it. me (the version from when I died, 2021): I know. friend/lovercaregiver: If you know then why are we still driving me (2021): oh my god i forgot! friend/lover/caregiver: lack of concern/ disinterested what did you forget? me (2021): I always keep a lucky cigarette in the glovebox, would you like to share? friend/lover/caregiver: no emotion, straight face, more disinterest. it is very hard to get attention or emotional reactions or reassurance.

im tired of feeling stuck, i feel stuck. a cigarette is nice, but it’s time for something bigger, a shift. something to grab my shoulders and shake me and ugh.

me (2021): i dont know, things seems dont seem so bad? i’m comfortable, are you comfortable? Why cant we both just be comfortable and stable and nothing changes? do i make you feel stuck? i can get out of the car right now if that’s what you want, like i will quite literally just jump out and walk away. voice is getting unnecessarily loud, and agitation and frustration starts to build in my chest.

*deep breath*

hmm..

i feel lost, like i’m not going somewhere, im not doing something i just feel empty and confused. i think that’s my way of coping with the relentless and overwhelming change and choas of just being alive.

*rhetorical* how much of our memory lingers after a loss? when is it useful? when it surfaces how can i savor it?

friend/lover/caregiver: you know we dont know each other well at all. i cant help you with these thoughts. please dont jump out of the car? why would you even say that..

me (2021): feeling like a dumb bitch.

me (2022)- character notes: she does not seem to know how to really sit with things, everything appears stressful and important to her. she tries to help people but it falls flat or is downright harmful, she fails to enjoy the beauty and joy in the world. for this reason: sex, drugs, desire, pleasures appeal strongly. she has a problem with following her whims, especially during moments of crisis

they are both still in the car, resigned to their fate, but restless

me (2013-2023): BOREDOM. I’m tired of the monotony. every car, sign, and light is blurring together for me, your company as well. i’m getting a migraine. it’s not that painful yet but i do feel it right behind my eyes, just sitting there, aching. i feel like it’s threatening to get worse, to hurt me. are you upset with me? ive been thinking about the things you said last week, im not sure if you remember.

friend/lover/caregiver: deep sighh i do not want to be here with you anymore. if i had any agency over the situation i would leave. do you understand that? I am only here with you because i have no other options.

scene iii

me (clinically depressed, addicted to nigotine and sex still, attempts to pray and fast and worship and organize. they do not come naturally, it is hard work. everyday is hard work).

me (non static, present, in motion): *lights cigarette and takes a drag nice and slow. *pause* friend/lover/caregiver: I would like a drag. me (non static, present, in motion): *silently hands the cigarette over while noticing the breathing, facial expression and other small details of the other person. these things are important to establish safety in any given moment. allegedly. friend/lover/caregiver: I always lvoe the open road. me (non static, present, in motion): cars are terrifying! friend/lover/caregiver: please dont interrupt me. I hate that. It makes me not want to talk to you. me (non static, present, in motion): attempting to regain composure and not get upset which would just make the situation worse. i got excited, but im listening, please continue friend/lover/caregiver: *loud sigh, deep breath* okay. me (non static, present, in motion): smiles with satisfaction, disaster was adverted. friend/lover/caregiver: I connect with the car, I feel it is an extension of myself, like an appendages that makes me powerful and extends my awareness. on the open road I can engage fully with this awareness without distraction, it calms me.

In a car, we are free, we can go anywhere we want. it’s this balance between wanting to go to leave, but being so at peace in the comfort of the car I never want to stop. and that’s true. I never want to stop, to disrupt the balance. change isnt really change if you’re moving between static places. It is, but the anxiety of it dissipates. that’s all i ever wanted really, to finally be still

[hardyslave]

HOW PEAKY BLINDERS MEN TEXT

Includes: Thomas Shelby, Alfie Solomons, John Shelby, Arthur Shelby, Michael Gray

A/N: this is so stupid LMAO

THOMAS SHELBY

- he is SO dry.

- also a grammar nazi ://

- he texts so formally like he’s sending an important email every time

- takes HOURSSS to reply

- you’re lucky if he even replies at all

- a slow texter, he’s a complete grandpa with stuff like that

- taps his screen with his pointer finger LMAOO

- “ (Y/n), what does ‘DILF’ mean?”

- “DID SOMEONE CALL U THAT HSLSJAWJEKJX”

- “Yes? What does it mean? and what does hslsjawjekjx mean?”

- ghosts you then texts you for family meetings

- “tom do you want to go out later? :)” *on read for 2 weeks*

- *after two weeks* “Family meeting at 8. Don’t be late.”

- “that rhymes” *read*

- shows him what a meme is

- he pronounces it as “meh-meh”

- only replies to polly and the shelby groupchat

- you, arthur, john, and alfie are on mute (almost on block but he doesn’t know how to)

ALFIE SOLOMONS

- HE’S KIND OF NEW TO ALL THIS

- BUT HE TRIES HIS BEST

- he’d just accept whatever you say to him like

- “okay, alfiee. brbb”

- “What the fuck does that mean?”

- “it means be right back”

- “Ohhh okay IWFYLWYCH”

- “what”

- “It means I Will Fuck You Later When You Come Home”

- “uhm.. okay alfie :)”

- u both send pics of ur dogs

- “HAHAHAHA look alfie he’s humping my damn leg again”

- “He fucking what now?”

- when you and him are both at a meeting together he texts you horny or funny shit just to rile you up

- its either: “FLCP is so small” “what tf is an flcp alfie” “Future Lung Cancer Patient. He’s 5’7. Can you believe that?”

- or “Let’s get out of this fucking meeting before my balls explode, pet”

- in conclusion; he is a grandpa, but a cool one.

ARTHUR SHELBY

- stuck in 2013 im sorry

- sends chain messages still and those old tumblr girl quotes unironically :(

- sends bible verses to the group where linda’s in

- proceeds to send videos of him killing someone in a groupchat where linda’s not in :)

- takes great pleasure in giving tommy false information about the internet

- tom: Alfie, DILF.

- alfie: You’d like to fucking what now, Tommy

- y/n: HAHAHAJAHAHAHAHAHAH WHAT DID U TELL HIM NOW ARTHUR OR JOHN

- tom: It means Die in London, Fucker..?

- finn: love is love, we accept you tommy 🏳️‍🌈

- john: HAJAHHAHAHHAHAHAH WHAT THE FUCK THAT DOESN’T EVEN MAKE SENSE TOMMY

- tom: Then what the fuck does it mean, eh Arthur?

- arthur: No idea tom

- that was the first and last time tommy tried modern slang

JOHN SHELBY

- both you and him are the only ones who laugh in caps lock

- “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH”

- quotes vines constantly on a daily basis in the shelby groupchat

- you, finn and him are the cultured ones

- so you all have inside jokes in text that no one else seems to understand

- john: do you guys remember that pineapple thing on twitter

- y/n: NO STOP THAT WAS DISGUSTING

- finn: jesus christ now it’s in my brain again

- *everyone else*: wtf are they talking about

- texts the gc at questionable hours of the day

- *at 3 am* john: Who wants to go to mcdonalds?

- y/n: me

- finn: me

- alfie: At this fucking hour?

- alfie: Me

MICHAEL GRAY

- tommy fan boy #1

- does NOT accept the tommy slander you, alfie, arthur, finn and john dish out to his favorite man

- michael: Leave him alone, guys he’s new to all this

- finn: not the tommy stan talking ??

- y/n: tommy shelby (degrading)

- john: Don’t be a pick me, Michael

- alfie: I dunno what the fuck they’re saying but I agree

- arthur: Hahahaha

- would text tommy everyday

- “Good Morning.”

- defends tommy in the groupchats with his life

- at this point you, alfie, arthur, finn and john now have a seperate gc just to slander tommy’s social media skills

- BECAUSE MICHAEL GETS SO HEATED

- in conclusion he’s a tommy apologist

[spaceradars]

@reignoerme tagged me to put my 10 favorite movies so here i go (in no particular order!!). also these are 10 out of i don’t know how many movies i consider favorite ones but i have so many.

-dead poets society (1989): fave movie since i was 11 years old. changed my life in ways i can’t even express, i would need a whole essay to talk about it. i’ve rewatched it a million times, and every single time i find something new about it that stays with me. timeless. i adore it.

-little miss sunshine (2006): this is one of those movies that changed my life, again. the feeling it left me was just extremely beautiful. i’ve made so many people watch this because it’s just !!!!! i adore it.

-butch cassidy and the sundance kid (1967): this is like. the greatest thing ever. amazing in every sense. robert redford is pretty much my favorite human being and he SHINED in this, im obsessed (also paul newman ily). i think i know the entire script by heart at this point.

-paper moon (1973): funny. heartwarming. heart-wrenching. i had no idea what exactly this was about before watching it and it surprised me for good.

-mikey and nicky (1976): i’m obsessed with elaine may’s mind. first time i watched this i gotta admit, it didn’t do much for me, but then?? i found it absolutely amazing, a literal masterpiece.

-my own private idaho (1991): i feel like i’ve talked about this before, but this film!!!! i feel like it has been with my pretty much half of my life, even if i first watched it when i was around 18 years old. like, when i was about 12 i became obsessed with river phoenix, and pretty much started watching all of the movies i could find of his. and this i could never find (i was 12 so like. maybe that was for the best). but i always sort of knew i was destined to watched it, and once i did it surely stuck with me.

-alice in the cities (1974): when i first had to watch (parts of) this for class like four years ago it didn’t do much for me. and yet then i rewatched this during the pandemic and. oh my god. i felt like i had been looking for a movie that made me feel like that for my entire life.

-the way way back (2013): dumb funny movie that meant the world to me when i was 14 and miserable, just like the protagonist. i rewatched it a couple of weeks ago and it made me so extremely emotional i went to bed crying. watching it for the first time was an experience i’ll never forget. truly made me feel much better about myself :’)

-real genius (1985): okay. another case of “this feels half like a warm hug and half like a punch in the guts” (which is like. the general pattern on this list. lately i’ve been going back a lot to movies that both break my heart and feel like a warm hug, at the same time, so there’s definitely a pattern here). i don’t even know why it breaks my heart but it does. it brings me some sort of nostalgia, like longing for something that i never had. i only watched it for the first time less than a year ago and have since rewatched it plenty of times. i feel like had i watched it at like fifteen i would’ve made it my entire personality

-lord of the rings (2001-2003): this is cheating but whatever. i will never forget the time my dad just told me “okay let’s watch lotr” and literally changed the course of my life. the return of the king was the first movie that made me cry, made me feel empty and also warmed my heart, all at the same time. still today i’d watch the ending and feel that knot on my throat that just. stays with me for a while. these movies are basically the reason i first thought “okay. i’d like to write/make movies someday”. i’ll love them forever.

​im tagging whoever wants to do this ofc!! feel free to do so❤️

[bisexualsdeservebetter]

im finally back on my pc so i can send this off anon. Im the one who sent the previous anon but fuck if im logging in on Tumblr just to send one ask. Anyway.

I strongly believe that any kind of talk of fetishism in regards to pornographic material is...silly. It's created for the purpose of getting off to it. I don't see how it matters that the subject is a fetish or not when that is literally the point: sexual adult entertainment. The issue is when it stops being about porn and starts being about real life. Sometimes!

Let me elaborate: as an adult for whom media consumption isn't the only form of entertainment, I can actually tell fiction and reality apart. I'm really into guro and body horror. But the second I see any in real life, I feel more nauseous than anything else. Giant wound on a fictional character? give me. The massive wound i had to help treat? I nearly threw up.

Another example. Feeder fetishists and/or chubby chasers have a fetish for obese characters and actors being fed until they grow humongous. To each their own I guess. Not my thing, but you do whatever you want with your junk when watching porn, buddy.

But when that starts to slip into reality, and you start feeding your significant other copious amounts of food, or encouraging their eating disorders just for your fetish? That's where it's fucking vile.

Watch whatever porn you want. It's made for you to enjoy! But don't become that one tumblr chick from like 2013 who sneakily took photos of her classmates, posted them on tumblr and made up a narrative about them being a couple. That's disgusting.

Or like, that chick who was so obsessed with yaoi that she stuck a uni-ball pen up her ass and decided that, because she liked it, she believed she was "an uke in the body of a girl."

Not joking. She talked about "transitioning", as well as getting plastic surgery to LOOK ASIAN and she would "go to japan to find a hot seme". She also explained to a concerned mtf that "she would tell the doctor she doesn't want the shot that makes the beard grow" because "ukes don't have beards"

sorry for the tangent i'm still in shock that happened and it's been several years

Okay my issue here is that like, lesbian is a porn category. That is a sexual orientation. It should not in any way be put on the same level as fetishes. It being a porn category equates it with fetishes. That is not a good thing.

Sexual orientation and fetishes are not the same and it's homophobic and/or transphobic to place being LGBT on the same level as fetishes.

[stingslikeabee]

[ GET TO KNOW YOUR WRITING PARTNER! ]

Knowing your writing partners can potentially make writing together a lot easier. Repost, don’t reblog.

NAME: Mari.

PRONOUNS: She/her.

PREFERENCE OF COMMUNICATION: Discord, once we’re mutuals and I feel there is a good chance of plotting to get things off the ground - the tumblr IM is just too small and annoying to work with, so I generally offer to switch to discord if my partner is also okay with that. :)

NAME OF MUSE(S): Only active blogs are Melissa, a FFVII OC with several other verses (on this blog) and Akiyama Shun, a canon muse from the Yakuza/RGG franchise ( @akiiyamashun ).

EXPERIENCE/HOW LONG: Oh, boy - I have been roleplaying before even realizing I was roleplaying. Technically I started with writing shared notes and passing them in class with friends back in 2000, haha. In terms of online roleplay, I did it most in LiveJournal communities with threads over AIM for 2006-2008ish, I think, then picked that up again in 2010-2012 but with MSN rather than AIM for threads and then remained mostly on MSN/Skype with a few partners until returning to tumblr around 2013-2014 and then the FFVII RPC from 2016 onward on tumblr (plus skype/discord). I’m old, I guess.

BEST EXPERIENCE: The friendships! I’ve met people from all over the world thanks to this hobby, and while I’ve not been able to keep in touch with everyone, I still have lovely friends I talk to frequently, as well as people to exchange gifts/cards/stuff with, not to mention just share some of the burden of our real lives when it’s too heavy. This is really an aspect I’m super fond of and I really look at my online friends as ‘regular’ friends. :) I’m always planning to meet up in person too (if only you guys lived closer, sometimes I think I’m the token South American member of the RPC I’m in).

RP PET PEEVES: I feel really frustrated when I get nothing to work with in a reply - another muse just passively reacting to whatever has happened but not asking questions / doing a new action / creating something new to move the plot forward is really a problem to me. Since I’m always trying to achieve some goal with my threads, feeling like I’m doing the heavy lifting all the time to get to that goal is very discouraging and tiresome. I’d rather have my partner writing in OCs/bystanders or even doing minor god-modding (like assuming my muse will take something, follow them, sit as requested etc) than an entirely passive, reflective reply only.

MUSE PREFERENCES FOR ANGST / FLUFF / SMUT: Give me everything! :D I am a sucker for happy endings more often than not so I usually counter angst with fluff but yes, I enjoy being wrecked by feelings on a daily basis. I love doing these alongside worldbuilding and fleshing out the world we’re writing in as well.

PLOTS OR MEMES: I’m a very plot-driven person and I struggle without an overall direction for a thread. My preference is to establish a ‘main verse’ for our muses in terms of interactions/timelines that is covered in threads, and use memes to go all over it. I’m not chronologically locked - we can write whenever in the timeline we are creating - but this is how my brain best processes information. My memes are always very detailed in terms of responses, so without plotting for dynamics/storyline I may get stuck and not be able to answer.

LONG OR SHORT REPLIES: I’m a multi-para/novella writer - writing has always been something of a hobby coupled with something that comes easily to me and I have trouble trying to keep stuff... Concise, I guess (it extends to work, even - the amount of times a boss of mine has gone on about how ‘less is more’ is something). It’s not even because a lot is happening in terms of actions - my writing style is kinda introspective and I can go forever about how my muse feels or how they think/are impacted by something. I try to tone this down and cut things to not go overboard ALL the time, particularly if this is not a preference of my partner.

BEST TIME TO WRITE: There is not a right time of the day per se - I tend to write more during my own work hours because I work from home (mostly) and already am on computer, so I just pepper my work day with some breaks for writing to keep me motivated. Sometimes I do more replies after work is done, if I’m not super sleepy and the ability to combine words in English is still intact.

ARE YOU LIKE YOUR MUSE: Yes and no. We do share some similarities - mostly in the motherly/big sister vibes, and also I’m frequently an older/the oldest person of my group so the nurturing bit is quite natural; we’re also both talkative and enjoy connecting to people on a personal level - but I guess these are the closest we get to be. I come from a rather happy home/childhood, have taken career choices that are not related to artistic skills whatsoever and I do not consider myself nearly as feminine as Melissa is (I can barely walk in high heels, guys). Oh, I also do not have the habit of falling for dangerous men who have committed/can commit/will commit murder, that’s 100% on her.

tagged by: @holyguardian - ty, sweetie! :D

tagging: @sixthxchairman . @shinrasfirst . @ofgeneticperfection . @devilreno . @cwarmonger & you!

[single-malt-scotch]

have you been watching old sms episodes yet?

ha well. i watched some old season 3 just earlier... since i have one ep queued bc of some old post i made i looked a few episodes prior and watched those instead to jog my memory. i actually still need to rewatch the uhc sms videos too though.

its weird to say i have been like. hesitant? to watch old mindcrack. not in any bad reason but like. idk if its weird to say that i feel like if i get really back into watching old videos, then ill just be stuck in that time period... and that its weird to live in a bubble of that time and not watch anything new from them- since things have changed so much?

oh anon get ready for a wall of rambling sorry

the first thing i rewatched old mindcrack wise while getting into some hc videos for the first time was team canada's prank on guude's s3 house. but ive like.. barely touched anything since bc of my Weird Anxiety about getting real focused on old videos haha... ive watched loads of new stuff from bdubs, and etho. i mentioned before im not always super into this current day stuff either, and now as i sit down to watch a bit more of the old videos i am seeing such a disparity between them now to where its kinda really hitting me how much less im into the new videos (namely the hc ones bc i dont watch much else new things). my god. new videos are so fast paced.

i just watched over and hour of zisteau and kurt digging out a giant hole in the ground. very little talking (especially from kurt). some small talk but, otherwise... very slow hole digging. and saying its slow isnt an insult to these videos either bc man, it was a nice breather. i remember the moments in mindcrack where stuff would pick up- series of pranks, the bteam stuff, etc, could get 'faster paced' but otherwise it is not comparable to the stuff i see coming out now. and its kind of exhausting to watch the new stuff!! i have to pay attention to the whole episode because they speed up building, they cut out mining, they jump straight to where they fly, etc... other fancy stuff.

so now i really am sitting here like, oh. okay. maybe i will still prefer the old stuff..... which feels a little bad i guess. being stuck in the 2013 era of these ppl wouldnt be so bad if uhhh that wasnt almost 10 years ago, and the fact that barely anyways currently on tumblr cares about that era specifically lol. uh. to summarize, i will probably try to watch em more. gonna work past my guilt because i do miss those videos. my memory is so shit itll be like watching it for the first time (nearly).

[traumasurvivorshelpingsurvivors]

i need advice.

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tw incest, rape, pedo, psychosis

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long story short, my uncle raped me as a kid. i hate him, but sometimes i really want back to him. he was the only one who ever cared about me. i was maybe 12 and he would rape me every chance he got and touched me and nobody cared and even though it all hurt so much, it was the lightest pain I've endured. nobody loves me. i would do anything to be loved and he did but I know i shouldn't go back to him. people keep telling me im delusional for loving him/thinking he loves me but i couldn't know for sure unless I meet him and potentonally get raped again. ive been okay for so many years but i need to be loved.

Your feelings are valid. It's okay to love someone who's hurt you, and okay to feel like they love you. Many people have incredibly complicated relationships with their abusers. There is an advice column that I found incredibly useful in unpacking my own feelings for a rapist who I had many, many good memories with, and who did many nice things for me, and seemed to care about me. It was about dealing with a toxic friend, and not about incest/rape, but the general themes and ideas really resonated with and helped me, and I hope they can help you: https://captainawkward.com/2013/11/14/518-i-broke-up-with-my-mean-friend-so-why-do-i-still-miss-her/

For what it's worth, it's okay if you still love him. It's okay if you think he loves you. Maybe he really does. Lots of people do incredibly horrible things to people they love. That doesn't mean that the love he has is healthy or normal, and it doesn't mean that having him in your life is good for you. My personal opinion is that it is better to not have anyone in your life who loves you than to be stuck with someone who loves you and would hurt, abuse, and rape you.

It's okay to love him and miss his love and affection. It's okay to mourn that connection, and to wish you could be safe with him. But it's also important to realise that as much as those feelings are valid, his behaviour in the past has shown that even if he loves you, it hasn't stopped him from hurting you. He doesn't seem like a safe person to have in your life.

If you work on self-love, then no matter how other people treat you, or no matter how isolated you are in the rest of your life, you will always have at least one person (yourself) who loves you. I also suspect that if you work on self-love, you will find that you notice and accept other people's love for you and realise you were not unloved after all. Or alternatively your journey of self-love may help you meet new people and form new healthy connections with new people who will come to love you. Self-love can be a really difficult journey, but it's so worth it. You deserve to be loved deeply and unconditionally by yourself.

- Mod Allison

[bringmoreknives]

rules: answer 30 questions and tag some blogs you want to know better. my love @smileandasong tagged me!!! and because it’s long i’ll take a cue from her and put it under a cut

Name/nickname: vyn!

Gender: female

Star sign: gemini

Height: 5′6.5″

Time: 7:31 pm

Birthday: june 3rd

Favorite bands: paramore, mcr, the used, fall out boy, walk the moon, magic man, fleetwood mac, abba, the academy is..., cobra starship

favorite solo artists: hayley williams, hozier, gerard way, halsey, john denver

Song stuck in my head: i actually don’t have one right now! :0

Last film: tangerine! i had to watch it for class

Last show: im watching criminal minds RIGHT now alksfjkdfjh

When I made this blog: uhhhh my archive says february 2013 was my first post! i think it might have been before then though, maybe late 2012?

What I post: i consider this blog my most personal blog, so i have a lot of text posts, random content, etc. in addition to bandom stuff! i post movies, photography, all that kind of stuff :D

Last thing I googled: how to unclog a drain lmaooo, i fixed my bathroom drain today and i feel very handy

Other blogs: @seaborns (west wing/general tv blog), @njolras (fairly inactive les mis blog), @vsuvia (completely inactive arcana blog)

Do I get asks: sometimes!!! if i reblog an ask game then yes, and every so often i DO just get them out of the blue, sometimes off of people who came from my ao3 which is literally the best feeling ever

Why I chose my url: i LOVE our lady of sorrows, it was one of the songs that really got me Back Into MCR, and i wanted a canon but cool mcr url so on a whim i messaged the owner of this url in case they’d ever log back in. surprise surprise, they DID and happily gave it to me!

Following: 2,222 but i think most of them are inactive and i am way too lazy to clear it out

Followers: 3005! still can’t believe i hit 3k!

Average hours of sleep: okay this is an awful habit and please don’t do this but i usually get around 5/6 a night and then 2-4 from a nap later in the day yes i am a disaster

Lucky numbers: i honestly am not really sure if i have one?? 24 is my favorite number but i have an ocd thing revolving around threes (don’t ask me why) so i ALWAYS do things in sets of threes OR in even fives (like if you look at my photoshop settings they look automated because everything is in multiples of five)

Instruments: i started playing piano and flute around the same time in third grade, i'm getting better at guitar, i can get around a bass, uh...... i can make sounds on a decent amount of instruments lmaoooo What I am wearing: black high-waisted mom jeans from gap, a grey madewell cropped boxy t-shirt, vans sk8-his, yellow and white striped socks, and my work apron and bandana

Dream trip: well number one is i wanna go back to paris with my family, but if i have to pick a new place, then rome for sure

Favorite food: god this is a fucking hard question. i think i have to go with chocolate chip pecan waffles with a side of scrapple... technically this is a meal and not a food but it is the perfect meal Nationality: american

Favorite song: around and around by john denver

Last book read: much ado about nothing... does that count lol Top three fictional universes you’d like to live in: oh god ummmm star wars, harry potter (im sorry it’s childhood wish fulfillment), and doctor who

Favorite color: lavender!!!

uhhhhh okay i tag (and feel free to ignore): @dangersday @ibroughtyoumybullets @raytorosaurus @weirdgirlgerard @rotwitches @tonysstark @thrchrs @war-wornlipstick !!!

[manforsale]

thanks for tagging me @housewifedean <3

rules: answer 30 questions and tag 20 blogs you are contractually obligated to know better.

name/nickname: billy

gender: idk right now lol but you can use she/her until I figure it out

star sign: aries

height: 5’9”

time: currently it’s 1:15

birthday: march 29

favorite bands/groups: Queen, Fall Out Boy, Fleetwood Mac, AC/DC, ABBA, Paramore (others but I can’t think rn)

favorite solo artists: Hozier, Mitski, Lady Gaga, Selena, (and others)

song stuck in my head: A remix of Landslide by Fleetwood Mac and Duele (Crazy) by Kalimba

last movie: Happiest Season

last show: prodigal son (still rewatching)

when did i create this blog: 2013 lol

what do i post: currently supernatural, but anything that interests me

last thing googled: “are star signs and sun signs the same”

other blogs: n/a

do i get asks: not very often but they’re mostly from my mutuals <3

why i chose my url: “when castiel first laid a hand on you in hell he was lost!” cursed is another word for lost; castiel is a seraph. there ya go

following: 102

followers: [redacted]

average hours of sleep: about 6

lucky number: 13 (the numbers that add this specifically have to be 8 + 5. The answer is I’m not okay in the brain)

Instruments: used to play guitar gave up bc my fingers hurt and taught myself ukulele. Been playing for 5 years. I am also a vocalist

what am i wearing: shorts and a vans t-shirt

dream job: something to do with music. like Broadway but I can’t tap dance so probably a music teacher or just like a musician/singer

dream trip: scotland or germany

favorite food: pasta, honestly anything with cheese, or just cheese (I’m not immune to handfuls of shredded cheese)

nationality: latina american

favorite song: I have a favorite song for each artist I listen to so I can’t answer this

last book read: I can’t remember the last time I actually sat down and read something completely.

top three fictional universes i’d like to live in: Pokémon, ATLA, and Supernatural just so I can hug Cas idc if i die

No pressure tagging: @belajess @heller-stacey-abrams @glittercas @i-think-im-humanbut-cant-besure @crownlessam @deancaspdf @antifacas @plantdadcas @hetheycastiel @credentiast @sleeplessangels @hvnteddean @heller-jensen @milfdean @rainbowscas @casisalamp @seffersonjtarship @acklesy @gabrielgirl @whoredeanwinchester

[ninja-go-to-therapy]

Kat Watches Mighty Med

27 seconds in and they’ve already made a poop joke. Wow.

ALSO THEY’RE BABIES?? THEYRE SO TINY???

Oh my god I forgot about the thing they did where they pretend to take a picture together. Do they not have cameras on their phones I’m so confused.

CLYDE AND WALLACE I REMEMBER THEM

Ahh token Violent Girl

She’s pretty tho 👀 and I like her style

Where do I know this chick from

Oh hey she’s Hazel from Dolphin Tale

“He won’t say a word” “Really, where are we gonna get a muzzle?” A MUZZLE YOU SAY?

“Fine, just keep him away from me” “Now we gotta get a leash, this is becoming a nightmare!” STOPPPP THINGS ARE BEGINNING TO MAKE SENSE ABOUT MYSELF

I’m sorry you’re telling me a cardboard cutout was heavy enough to trigger a nerf gun and a singular dart managed to knock a chandelier type item down?? I’m sorry no???

“You always do these crazy things and expect me to just follow you!” “Hold that thought, follow me” okay fine comedy

Also you’re telling me this superhero looked around to make sure nobody saw him go into the secret supply closet and didn’t notice the teenage boy standing in the middle of the room looking directly at him

THE SPECIAL EFFECTS WLDBEKE NOOO

Also how do I still have the entire theme song memorized. Send help.

“Maybe the extreme gravity pulled his heart from his chest down to his feet!” IM SORRY IS THAT HOW THIS WORKS NOW? I KNOW I PASSED BIOLOGY BY EXACTLY ONE POINT BUT THAT SEEMS A LIL INACCURATE

“What do you think they’re gonna do to us?”

“It says ‘now you die!’”

“Do you think they mean you or me?”

“Well it says ‘you’.” OKAY FINE THATS FUNNY

Wait how the hell did they manage to say the word “sexiest” on Disney channel

Cause the guy is holding a mug and he reads out what the mug says and word for word it’s “world’s sexiest chief of staff and vice chancellor of medical administration.” I’m still stuck on the ‘sexiest’ part how the hell did that end up on Disney channel

Sweatervest’s voice is insanely squeaky. Who wants to bet he hits puberty for season two.

“I’m gonna get a normo cage.” What’s with all the dehumanization in this show hot damn it hasn’t even been 10 minutes

Here it comes here comes the first mention of the bridge thing

“This. Is a picture of a bridge. I love bridges!” He’s so enthusiastic and for what. Was it a setup the entire time for Bridgette or did they name her that as an afterthought. Hmm.

THEY DO HAVE PHONES WHAT’S THE POINT OF THE FAKE PHOTO THING

Also bridge guy is officially a boomer. He mentioned the whole “you youngins are always on your phones” shit. Shut up I hate you now.

Hold the fuckity. So the Annihilator stole Skylar’s powers and invisible flying motorcycle. Okay cool. But he also stole her clothes? And left her standing there? IN HER UNDERWEAR? AND OLIVER PROCEEDS TO STARE INTO SPACE, THINKING ABOUT THIS MOMENT? HELLO??? I guess we know what he’ll be thinking about next time he ma— *dies*

Sorry but Gus (he’s the one that they discussed muzzling and leashing by the way) sniffing Jordan’s hair after coming up behind her all creepy-like (although it doesn’t seem to be being played in a creepo way, just a nuisance) is giving me major Doofus Drake vibes. Stop that.

“MY PARENTS GIVE ME MONEY INSTEAD OF ATTENTION” I FORGOT GUS WAS RICH AND NEGLECTED NOOO

Damn this man is straight up impaled through the chest

“We kind of have a prior commitment.” “I thought your commitment was to this hospital.” SIR THESE KIDS ARE LIKE 14 AND IN SCHOOL?????? LIKE ITS THE MIDDLE OF THE SCHOOL DAY?

Why are there literally 8 desks in this classroom. No class is that small I’m-

How does Disney channel think school works. Cause it’s not like this.

Why are the teen boys left alone in a surgery room with a dying superhero. They’re gonna fuck it up somehow.

DID YOU JUST PULL A STOPSIGN OUT OF A MAN’S CHEST WITH YOUR BARE HANDS? FIRST OFF THATS SO UNSANITARY AND SECONDLY SIR YOU ARE IN MASSIVE TROUBLE

Oh it’s a 2 parter pilot okay

Part 2 here we come

PART 2

“Have I ever let you down before?” “CONSTANTLY!” Lmao iconic

Okay but I’ve got to wonder. The entrance to the superhero hospital is in the regular person hospital. So like? Someone must notice these two boys coming in every day right??? Does no one question that?

Not Kaz using fanfic as a cover for why he’s talking about a superhero as if they’re real. Me too Kaz me too.

Also the twin brothers act like they’re gay for each other and I hate it

Alan is a little bitch send tweet. You’re basically making fun of someone who just became disabled (?). Sir what the fuck

Oh wow you saved her life because she was determined to see that she still had her super strength powers and almost got crushed. Give the man a medal.

Ooo best friend fight

They have photographic memory shit going on?? Damn

WHY WOULD YOU REACH INTO A HOLE IN SOMEONE’S CHEST WITHOUT GLOVES SIR YOU ARE IN A HOSPITAL

“That video has 56 likes!” Is that... an achievement?

IM CRYING WHY DID IT ZOOM IN ON HER FACE LIKE THAT WHEN SHE SAID HER CATCHPHRASE

But also “There’s a storm coming. Skylar Storm.” Has been living in my head rent free for years so thanks I guess.

This was like 2013 how does Paris Berelc still manage to pull off being a teenage girl for Alexa and Katie

KAZ IS SO BAD AT KEEPING MIGHTY MED A SECRET I STG

“It’s just the twins” wow who could have predicted the funny twin shop-owners were actually villains

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And that’s all for me reacting to one of my favorite shows from my childhood. Wow that was an... ordeal.