#IM SO WEIRDED OUT

[sweetandlovelygirl]

led zeppelin roleplaying jumpscare

[batcavescolony]

Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.

[gibbearish]

love when ppl defend the aggressive monetization of the internet with "what, do you just expect it to be free and them not make a profit???" like. yeah that would be really nice actually i would love that:)! thanks for asking

[inkskinned]

this is just my opinion but i think any good media needs obsession behind it. it needs passion, the kind of passion that's no longer "gentle scented candle" and is now "oh shit the house caught on fire". it needs a creator that's biting the floorboards and gnawing the story off their skin. creators are supposed to be wild animals. they are supposed to want to tell a story with the ferocity of eating a good stone fruit while standing over the sink. the same protective, strange instinct as being 7 and making mud potions in pink teacups: you gotta get weird with it.

good media needs unhinged, googling-at-midnight kind of energy. it needs "what kind of seams are invented on this planet" energy and "im just gonna trust the audience to roll with me about this" energy. it needs one person (at least) screaming into the void with so much drive and energy that it forces the story to be real.

sometimes people are baffled when fanfic has some stunning jaw-dropping tattoo-it-on-you lines. and i'm like - well, i don't go here, but that makes sense to me. of fucking course people who have this amount of passion are going to create something good. they moved from a place of genuine love and enjoyment.

so yeah, duh! saturday cartoons have banger lines. random street art is sometimes the most precious heart-wrenching shit you've ever seen. someone singing on tiktok ends up creating your next favorite song. youtubers are giving us 5 hours of carefully researched content. all of this is the impossible equation to latestage capitalism. like, you can't force something to be good. AI cannot make it good. no amount of focus-group testing or market research. what makes a story worth listening to is that someone cares so much about telling it - through dance, art, music, whatever it takes - that they are just a little unhinged about it.

one time my friend told me he stayed up all night researching how many ways there are to peel an orange. he wrote me a poem that made me cry on public transportation. the love came through it like pith, you know? the words all came apart in my hands. it tasted like breakfast.

[beautysnake]

What he doesn't know wont hurt him.........

[hinamie]

in my portrait era it wld seem

choso and/or yuki request for anon <3

[lazyfrenchfrycollection]

guys... what if he was- y'know, a creep AND a weirdo ANyway I'm choosing to believe that one-off comment he made in the first movie about being bullied as a kid is actually a fundamental part of what shaped his philosophies and attitudes towards other people

[kongkhoi]

taking rins virginity......

make him lay down and coax him into your wet heat and watch him. watch him try to catch his breath. sit there for a while. kiss at his neck. keep his hands trapped under your thighs so he cant do anything. not like he has the brainpower to anyway.

and it's new! strange, new, mind melting stimulation. and you feel so warm, so warm around him, he thinks he'll die.

he instinctually bucks his hips up to his own chagrin—a big mistake, because it makes him whine and stutter even more desperately.

in fact, he's being a little loud.

"rin-san," you coo. and you can swear you feel him twitch from the tinge of a smile in your voice. "what would your teammates say if they heard you like this?"

he can barely muster a 'shut up', and even then the sound of his voice so shaky makes the tips of his ears flush redder. i sound like a girl from a shitty porno, he thinks. though his breaths are heavy and his head is light despite his complaining.

rin itoshi cums, way too easily, right then and there, when you shift your head to make out. all lazy and languid, no movement necessary.

[nenoname]

"Alright, line up for some affectionate noogie-ing!"

(bonus newspaper attacks and fez pets)

[beastlyidiocy]

my sweet old man who is genuinely too kind for the world he lives in :(

[straycalamities]

this was supposed to be just a doodle erm

[welcometogrouchland]

[ID in ALT] I've made posts before about Talia/Dick co-parenting Damian moments (will never happen but let me dream) and this came to me in a vision. Took me ages to finish for some reason 😭 and then even longer to post

[lotus-pear]

free will is drawing ur two favorite characters together and making them gay

[vintrage]

fire cannot kill a dragon BITCH

[bowenoke]

not a real hc i have abt the watchers its just that the sentence "the watchers top surgeried grian" is so so funny to me.

I was gonna apologize for the accidental horror but I did remember that this is the story where they beat each other to death so like

[choccy-milky]

herbology class 🌹🌿 (from chap 2 of my fic!)