#IM SO SMARTY
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AHHAHSJDJSJDUEJD I JUST GOT AN IDEA FROM THIS OMG ITS SO GOOD LMAOOO THX @chaepink 🙏🏻
golden retriever! mingi shifted uncomfortably in his sleep as you were curled into his chest, knees rubbing against his crotch every time you moved. he only whined and brushed it off at first, but now he's full on humping you.
golden retriever! mingi buried his head into the crook of your neck and sucked at it, letting out strings of whimpers and moans as his cock rubbed against your thigh, which he had caged between his legs.
his tail wagged violently as drool dripped from his mouth and onto your neck, golden retriever! mingi watched with lustful eyes as the droplets rolled down your collarbone and disappeared into your cleavage.
he whined as he felt his cock twitch, golden retriever! mingi couldn't help himself as he cries out your name over and over, matching the pace with his humping. he almost came upon feeling your hands card through his hair instinctively.
poor puppy, golden retriever! mingi had tears in his eyes as his fluffy ears flattened against his head, moaning your name as you played with his hair in your sleep. his cock leaked upon the knowledge that you were sleeping soundly while he did such lewd things to your body.
but it wasn't enough. golden retriever! mingi sobbed into your neck as he rubbed himself on you, it didn't feel as good if you weren't touching him. he hugged you impossibly closer, just begging for your touch, your warmth, your everything.
golden retriever! mingi was on edge, but he couldn't cum. not unless you used your warm hands and sweet words for him. he is a spoiled pup, yes. but he knows you'd always do anything for him no matter what, that's how important he is to you and it made his tummy do flips.
but the poor boy doesn't want to wake his beloved, who spends 3/4 of their day working hard to give him a roof over his head and food on the table. golden retriever! mingi knows how hard you work for him, and he whines at the thought of waking you up for his selfish desires.
although you were a busy person, you never once failed to attend to golden retriever! mingi 's needs. you always put the pup first, which is what you learnt from last time. you always came back early for him, cooked his favourites, brought him to his favourite places and still had time for hot, passionate sex.
soon, you crack your tired eyes open and looked down to see a tuff of golden hair. you blinked a few times as you'd been woken up at ass o'clock. you felt a smile tug at the corners of your lips upon hearing golden retriever! mingi whimper your name and hump your thigh.
you always loved when golden retriever! mingi was needy. it made your heart swell with pride at how good you made him feel and how much he needed you. you loved feeling relied on and you couldn't help but feel yourself getting aroused at his beautiful sounds. they were like music to your ears along with the lewd squelching of his cock rubbing against your thigh.
golden retriever! mingi jumped as he feels your hand abruptly hold his cock steady, stroking at an agonisingly slow pace. the puppy threw his head back and moaned out, tears building up at the corners of his eyes.
you heard the boy mumble 'i'm sorry's and you pull your hand up to lift his chin to look at you, "why're you sorry, pup?" golden retriever! mingi felt his blood rush to his dick upon hearing that sweet nickname come from your mouth, he bit his lip but still let out a whimper.
"i-i woke you and,, i know you're tired and i- ah!" golden retriever! mingi moaned out suddenly as you attached your lips to sensitive ears, sucking on them as his cock twitched in your hand.
"baby," you pull away, "i'll always choose to tire myself in order to satisfy my puppy. after all, you deserve the world, don't you?" golden retriever! mingi teared up at your honey-coated words, he only pouted and buried his head back into your neck, to which you welcomed with open arms.
"awh, poor baby. you'd been on edge for so long, i'll make you feel better, m'kay~?" golden retriever! mingi whimpered, replying with a tiny ''kay' as you continue to stroke his hard dick. you hushed the boy as he cried in your neck, entire body twitching for the sensitivity of your hand only. you smirk at how much control you had over the boy and pressed down onto his tip.
golden retriever! mingi's feet curled as his tail twitched, your touch so sensitive on his already overstimulated body. you suddenly pull him in as you kissed the hybrid passionately, tongues entangling with one another's.
of course you took full control as you sucked and bit on his tongue, golden retriever! mingi 's brain malfunctioned as you picked up the pace, pumping him quickly as the sounds of his moans and the smacking of your hand to his base filled the room. you kissed his ear panting, "yeah, 'ya like that puppy?"
golden retriever! mingi couldn't speak as he only nodded with drool leaking from his mouth. finally, heaven came when he orgasmed, cumming all over your hand and shirt. his legs trembled as he whimpered and whined at the lost warmth of your hand.
you hummed in satisfaction as you wiped your hand with tissues. you were about to go back to sleep before golden retriever! mingi straddled you and pinned your hand above your head, "m-more, please...?" he panted with his tongue sticking out and drool dripping onto your shirt.
this was gonna be a long night.
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day 3 of my new sideblog: i am running out of drawings!!!!! HELP ME
#just dance#just dance fanart#cotton eye joe#not tagging that damn nugget#trashcan#i played this one... before JDU left us.........#what do u mean it didnt die yet and it dies in august.#what do u mean it only left cuz i had a free month trial and not an actual subscription#anyways im so mad i want to draw just dance fanart but i cant because i have to volunteer and do summer assignments for school#i hate going to such a try hard smarty pants school apparently summer work isnt mandatory for most schools. WHAT?????#that was the norm for my whole life!!!!!!!
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everyone says, I want post prison Spencer, I want later season Spencer. BITCH I want that little awkward season 1-2 Spencer
#im just a girl#relatable#criminal minds#spencer reid#just a girl#send help#smartie#i love awkward men#he’s so hot
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you can make fun of felix for sounding dumb when he speaks, he does say some very funny and questionable, somewhat bizarre things at times, but there's a certain point where I am going to judge you for it a little bit <3
#he reminds me of my brother#are either of them particularly graceful in their use of the english language? no. Regardless.#god this is why i can never deal with smartie pants people on this website bc you'll be So omg i support everyone#im so progressive 😌 and then you'll just go and mock someone for struggling with words lmao#youre really not and i know you and your 'I was a gifted student' ass was probably nasty to the kids who had to get extra help at school#like laughing at foon or him saying does chicken have meat in it is legit fine- he has some great stoner lines for a sober guy#but when he uses a slightly awkward turn of phrase but you can still easily understand what he meant and yet youre calling him an idiot?#Uh. I will judge you for that :)#like maybe im sensitive after getting called dumb more than once by literal adults as a child- adults who missed my very obvious and#apparent dsylexia and adhd has made me sensitive but i dont care. some of you are just mean for the sake of being mean#felix might never see your posts but other people who relate to him in that way very well might
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Regulus and Barty are Jeanette and Simon from the chipmunks movies, especially in the chipwrecked movie i swear (Sirius is Brittany)
#literally nerd loser x nerd loser#but simon is so pathetic when it comes to jeanette#which is why barty is simon#such cuties#and ofc sirius is brittany#“im supposed to be the pretty one”#but shes also smarty and handy#can you tell i just rewatched the movie#regulus black#barty crouch jr#sirius black#bartylus#regulus x barty#marauders#marauders era#also jeanette and simon are not siblings#incase i have to clear that up for those who didn’t watch it#the boys are siblings and then the girls are siblings#but the boys and the girls are NOT siblings
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Thimg inspired by a post by @toffeebrew i saw (i FOUKD it )
Their sona because i just hate it so much 😒/silly (full thing undercut bcuz i domt want the pages taking up alot of space!!
(PLZ CLICK FOR QUALITY TUMBLR CLOCKED ME)
#we are so back gamers#i couldn't draw but im alive now#i was tweaking if you couldn't tell#sourgummiis#killer sans#I FORGOT THEIR TAILS#IM EJEJEJEJEJ#ill render a page from this and add it#im so smartie#undertale#artists on tumblr#undertale has rotted my brain#something new#something new au
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paul robalino mv fucking p
#'oh nooo im supposed to be the smarty!!!'#this episode killed me#the loud as fuck laughter from the crew made it so joyful#god i love you dropout#i love you make some noise#dropout#make some noise
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graduated 👍
#HIII IM NOT DEAAAD <3333#ive just had a very wild year#basically ever since my lung collapsed everything went a little wacky woodle and i got so stressed i lost all passion for everything#but now im healthier and stronger and also sexier#so im back babey#and i graudated because im so cool and smart (lie)#arty smarty#prepare for wumbsie attack. i will be tackling those inbox messages soon im so sorry
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I reeallly really reaaaallly want someone to talk down to me right now
I dont know whats wrong with me,. I must be so brainwashed and ruined at this point cause if someone just starts saying im stupid and worthless it only takes a few moments for me to make a pool between my legs,.,.
#puppy speaks#arf arf awwrf#dumb puppy#dumb wh0re#its hinestly so bad#im incorigable#i think thats how you spelt it#idk!! im nit very smarties!!
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I need to drop out, flee the country, & die at sea btw (got a question rlly wrong in a lecture hall class)
#fffffffuuuuuuu-#combo of getting names mixed up leading to geography error and me explaining my point really really shit leading to the impression i only#think western europe counts as europe. which is not fucking true lmao. (lmao of pain.)#and i said that shit FULL confidence too 2nd hand up in class in front of like 100 ppl.#someone put me in witness protection before i call a hit on myself#prof didnt point it out but she knew and i knew moments after and all the smarties (my friends and colleagues) knew and i NEED to disappear#and they probably think im racist or ignorant or some shit now too esp bc in pale af. ughhhj were at defcon 1 this is my 9/11 etc etc#never recovering from this. changing my name and moving to alaska to be a spearfisherman etc.#the only thing i have in my defense is that thats the only class i have in english today but its my native language so thats not rlly an#excuse. does anyone know where you can buy c4 (JOKE JOKE JOKE ISTG ITS A JOKE)
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I don’t know if any of y’all watched Cute Mario Bros growing up but this shit still makes me genuinely lose it to this day
#i still quote ‘well i didnt know’ at least once a week#smb#i had to delete one of my favorite scenes to get this to upload i am SO mad#its jack skellingtons ass being like ‘why did the m&m..#go to school…#because he wanted to be a smartie HEHEHEHEHEHE’#then mario’s like ‘jack. im really sorry. but that was the stupidest joke i’ve ever heard in my whole entire life’#then jack dies#ITS FUNNIER THAN IT SOUNDS especially as a kid idk why
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Yeah I'm pretty hardcore*pops smarties like painkillers, then swigs my strawberry milk through a poptop and cringes like I'm drinking whiskey*
#Love doing normal things in punk attire like#It immedietly makes it seem edgier and its so funny#Im like sopping wet puppy in spikes and people are scared if me for eating smarties lmao#oh no axe is talking
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don't worry, he'll get over it <3
#my art#mr. smart#christopher smart#lml#lonely-man's lazarus#lonely man's lazarus#self ship#self insert#comic#including the panel i forgot to post on instagram bc im like. a dumbass haha lol#this was for my 7 months post btw#hehe seven months of smarties <3333 mwuah love him so much aheem
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This won't make sense to some people but ough M&Ms over Smarties any day
#greys random updates#the reason this wont make sense? canadian smarties are chocolate. the things the states calls smarties are rockets here :)#those chalk bastards are good though too im ngl#itd be funny to witness a poll about this with no context though and see how many fights break out over what smarties really are lmao#< drama seeking behaviour tonight my dudes i am so sorry youre witness to this
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if they love you they would
#im taking bets for how long this lasts me#i know they love me well bc there are smarties in there and this me can hold so much chalk#ily my little chewtoy#boob4boob
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Spray paint supremacy 🤘 - 🔧
I just inhaled a bottle of blue nail polish and it smelled really good but now my brain feels all fuzzy 🙁
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