#IM PUTTING THEM IN A SALAD SPINNER

[crazysnor1ax]

Drew @angst-dealer/@ask-the-werekraken-sisters’ werekraken Callie and Marie! LOVE these girlies and they’re a huge inspo for my own AU :3

[mini-moonn]

hold on.... let me cook.

[pine-needle-shuffle]

god theyre so cute

[laughingtale]

tag rambling ab latest chapter (again) bc i am normal always

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I keep thinking about how much itd mess with marinette to find out adrien was cat walker before she found out he was chat noir

[snow-and-saltea]

You are so valid yuu, holds you

Also I love how you're putting all of them in a salad spinner LMAO

The next sacrifice for the salad spinner, the last bp LI we got in stock, bitch supreme (affectionate), nightowl 🌙

thank you!! i love shining the good ol aceification beam at my blorbos!! and yes they're all going into the salad spinner, i am spinning them and breaking so many speed limits

dont have much of an opinion about nightowl that isnt already contested / put to rest by canonical interpretation tbh 🤔 he's not for me bc of his personality and (waves hands) other stuff, but that just means he wasnt meant for me specifically to enjoy and find meaning in. but i have to say this guy knows how to dress, i Enjoy his aesthetics!! puts him in my potato salad for flavour

[death-limes]

(EDIT: i have been informed that the dice popper is from Trouble, not Sorry. lmao)

[nicofan57]

your Wemmbu designs are all so pretty I need to put him in the salad spinner

thank u anon ^_^ im so glad people like my designs it makes me so happy when i get asks like these ….. i have more but i need to find the motivation to draw them all. please put him in the salad spinner he deserves it

[chaszie-zenmal]

im putting ur shapes in a salad spinner and spinning them around really fast

Their fine!!! I think??

[anthenasikes]

i miss ashe winters im putting them in the salad spinner

[pizza-hats-of-the-world-1882]

for the character opinion bingo... obviously... raoul. if not him then who?

my son!!!!!!

so normal. i definetly dont have a teen girl shrine wall for my art of him. i definetly have less than 25 images of him in my bedroom. normal.

i like to think about him and hallucinate information. like a prophet

hes just like moi vraiment. also my mom said her fav mousko is athos and she recently referred to herself as raoul's "momma" so like we're goin to kinnie-hell in a handbasket

what if i put him in my mouth like an amiibo

i want so badly for him to go beast unleashed mode. however dumas didnot do this bc he foresaw that it would cause me to go beast unleashd mode which could prove a danger to humanity

for some reason wearing 17thcen mens clothes makes me feel extremely feminie [in a good way] i should be so knight coded

by everyone i mean man in the iron mask adaptations. i cant even call them vdb adaptations bc they dodnt undstand why raoul is the title character and is in fact very important to dumas' theme and story arc. if anyone cares. is this mic on?

and by salad spinner i mean [REDACTED] and by redacted i mean story idea

hes fine

hes so galahad coded it makes me sick [affectionate]

free space! next month is september you know what that means ;~)

my sweet bean. he is not necessarily smart<3

being my fav who is also me unforetunately does also mean that he is pizza's favorite chew toy in times of distress

i hope this doesnt turn into a weird pygmalion thing haha *kisses painting*

i couldnt resist checking this one off. idk how athos convinced him hes not a bastard but like. baby. be so fr right now you are a bastard.

im over it. im so over it. we're so over. we're so back

[DATA EXPUNGED] who said that

i wanna cosplay him again so bad, but its so much work and i have few monies

[crazylittlejester]

you know, it would be really funny if I said bbc merlin for the character bingo. It would be really funny if I did that.

but I’m not funny so how bout Hyrule and his Zeldas, yes both of them. I’m only adding both Zeldas because I don’t think you’ll actually have a lot to say lamo

Hyrule and his 2 Zeldas have like, the same boxes checked off for me so I just did em all on this one thingy. THE AESTHETIC IS SO GOOD AND I LOVE THEM, HOLDING THEM ALL SO GENTLY IN MY LITTLE HANDS!!! I’m obsessed with Hyrule’s wet forest creature energy vs how sweet and beautiful his Zeldas look. 10/10 character design. Putting all three of them in the salad spinner as a treat

and you’re getting my merlin opinions anyway because i love merlin and no one else is gonna ask about it and im gods most normal man and he’s one of the blorbos to me. I sincerely hope he explodes /pos

[akai-anna]

HEY THERE MY LOVELY MUTUAL <3 <3 (I love when you reblog and queue my posts ur actually amazing ily so much I love reading your tags hugs hugs hugs <3 <3 <3 im in love, giggling kicking my feet everyday)

SAW THE CHARACTERS OPINION BINGO U REBLOGGED 👍 I GOTCHU

TAKAGI. BABY BOI OF DCMK (I remember seeing a poll rolling around somewhere about the most dcmk baby girl and Takagi won)

I will also have to have to ask you about Kaito HAHAH (my fav blorbo i will admit)

ok the thing is im from australia. choose an australian animal of your choice bc i am Intrigued. im not too sure how the bingo would translate though hahahah I don't think it would work very well

(feel free to also ask me anything or talk to me and about this bingo too >v0 b)

wait you know what i forgot LOL WE GOTTA HAVE THE PROTAGONIST DUO SHIN/CONE AS WELL. PLS

*LIGHTS UP LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE* MY DEAR MUTUAL, HI CYN, HELLO!!!!

Firstly: WE'VE NEVER TALKED BEFORE BUT LET ME TELL YOU, I WAS (still am) SMILING LIKE AN IDIOT WHEN I SAW YOU SEND IN AN ASK! Yes, I keep track and i'm always happy to see you in my activity and my dash! (I'm also really happy to see we mutually share that feeling; I relate to the giggling kicking feet sentiment a lot.) I'm happy to have this chance to interact with you, in a sense, face to face! Bless you, darling, and I'm sending hugs right back at you.

Secondly: YOU HAVE EXCELLENT TASTE AND YOU HAVE MY ETERNAL ADORATION ESPECIALLY FOR ONE TAKAGI WATARU, he always needs more love, I FREAKING ADORE THAT MAN.

Thirdly: warning notes apply, as stated in previous asks:

I tend to interpret things liberally: only my own rules apply, which means ->

I check everything that makes sense to me, even if they might seem contradictory

The Character Opinion Bingo in question

Prepare for endless ranting. And as a certain someone says: さあショーの始まりだ ���!

I. Takagi Wataru

The Babygirl and Malewife of My Heart Personal Special Tag: #takagi is a good man

Points that I feel need a little elaboration:

I am so normal about them: I use the word "normal" as a synonym for "utterly obsessed with" and "absolutely love and adore". (I don't like the word in itself, hence, the only context I use it in, is this. But that is another story.)

*puts them in a salad spinner*: as in, the salad spinner is my brain, and he keeps rotating in it at high centrifugal force.

Canon isn't real if I don't look at it and That's a solid design right there: Detco Canon is... As much as I love it, I think we can agree it has its shortcomings/issues, and one of them is coming up. These two points go hand in hand at this moment because LOOK AT HIM!!! LOOK AT HIM!!! THIS MAN IS A BABY!!! LOOK AT HIM, HE'S PERFECT!!! THE SPIKY HAIR!!! THE SHAPES!!! THE COLOUR PALETTE!!! HE'S SO CUTE!!

I resonate with this particular video: his new design in the anime (partly thanks to the general Square-and-Pointy-fication) is just... THEY HAD THE PERFECT MAN. IT'S A CRIME. Bless that he is at least still cute in the manga, even if not the same way as in the early anime. The sharp cheekbones and soft looking hair have their charm.

My point is: THIS!!!! MAN!!! IS!!! A BABY!!!!

Literally I would kiss them and I want to BITE them: he makes me go FERAL with LOVE, and makes me feel like I want to gnaw on something or eat a whole fridge or scream endlessly into a pillow. I wouldn't do it to HIM (I'll leave that to Satou Miwako), but generally, the feeling is there. (Okay, I'll be honest, I would totally give him forehead, cheek, or hair kisses.)

To close his section, have one of my favourite bits about this Baby Of A Man. That poll was absolutely right about him, THE ULTIMATE BABYGIRL (and Malewife TM).

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II. Kuroba Kaito/Kaitou KID

The Local Mischief and Chaos Bringer Personal Special Tag: #the magical agent of chaos

LOL I DIDN'T EXPECT TO GET A BINGO, EVEN WITH THE FREE SPACE HAHA

Some points are the same as for Takagi, but here is elaboration on the ones that don't match:

Bastard, A Beast Unleashed and They didn't get bullied enough: let's be real. He's an Absolute Menace. And I sort of love that about him. Highly competent (competency makes me go weak), and if that is not scary (and hot) I don't know what. And sometimes he also goes too far (lifting skirts is not okay at all, Kaito) and needs someone to put a leash on him (or kick a soccer ball at him/chase him in a classroom). I feel that sometimes he needs a bit of bullying a challenge, to think about things. And again, honesty: I love seeing him suffer a bit, I love his Panic Moments LOL. Not in a mean way. But I also love how kind he is; the baseball chapter in the MK manga has my heart, and the Clock Tower Heist, and the Red Tear chapter... Not to mention the Nightmare arc. He cares about people and making others happy. I feel I went on a tangent here. Onto the bastard bit: he CAN BE SUCH A BASTARD AND I LOVE THAT ABOUT HIM TOO. Two of my favourite bits of Bastardry from him include 1) HOW HE DISGUISED AS RAN AND HOW HE BAITED SHINICHI AT THE VERY END OF THAT ENCOUNTER and 2) THE WAY HE SENDS SHINICHI CAREENING IN THE SIDECAR LIKE IT'S NOTHING (but also Shinichi getting right back at him and setting fire to the fckin fuel.) Pure Bastard Energy.

I want their gender: I love the way he is just so free-spirited about how he dresses/disguises. And I love the thought of him and Aoko doing outfit swaps (I blame that competition in MK for these. Also look at these delightful posts on the topic).

Canon isn't real if I don't look at it: I have... issues, with canon, you could say. Like the way he has no support system, especially bothers me. I would like to see his character treated with more care (be it MK or DetCo). I live for good character development, and I crave that for him.

To close this section, have one of my favourite conversations between these two menaces of nature.

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III. Australian Animal of Choice: Koala

Fun fact: I've been in love with koalas ever since I got a keyholder plushie from relatives in Australia when I was like... in kindergarten? Or early elementary? Also don't worry, *puts on sunglasses* I wouldn't have mentioned animals, if I thought I couldn't work with them.

Elaboration is needed here I feel.

I am so normal about them: I'm not as obsessed as I used to be but I'm eternally fond of koalas. Did you know their fingerprints are so similar to us they could be mistaken for human fingerprints? Or how they spend most of their time sleeping because the eucalyptus they consume is toxic? Or how they can actually swim well? Or how they are literally surviving by being Dumb As Shit because Being Dumb Saves Energy? Yeah, I'm totally normal about them.

*projects onto them like a mf* and I want their gender: Oh to be a koala, just existing, sleeping, sometimes waking up to eat some eucalyptus, then going right back to sleep. I want that.

That's a solid design right there: HAVE YOU SEEN THEM? SO FLUFFY LOOKING!!! WITH BIG CLAWS!!! THE BIG NOSE!!! SO SHAPED!!! NOT TO MENTION THE EARS!!!

They are so silly and They Sure Do Exist: how did this animal even come into existence? Weird lil creatures. THEY ARE JUST SO SILLY. THE NOISES THE MAKE. Like oh my god.

Literally I would kiss them: THEY JUST LOOK SO SOFT, HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME NOT TO BURY MY FACE IN THE FUR?

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IV. Kudou Shinichi/Edogawa Conan

*Prof Agasa voice* He has many nicknames, like Gremlin Child, Absolute Menace, Ultimate Baby, Lil Nerd, Walking Encyclopedia Son, or Disaster Child. I think I call him as many names as I do my dear Rosie, so that is quite telling LMAO Personal Special Tag: #the detective gremlin

HDSBSKDB DOUBLE BINGO (AND ALMOST 4 BC HE'S ALSO DET'S FAV, SO ALMOST CROSSED OUT PROXY TOO KSJNVKSVNJS OK, my love for him is showing, I guess)

EDIT: FCKIN TRIPLE BINGO AS @vampirecatsw POINTED OUT oh my god, I'm blind

Again, some thoughts on relevant bits.

*projects onto them like a mf*: THIS CHILD IS SO FCKIN NEURODIVERGENT, AND I FCKIN RELATE, ALSO HE LOVES AND CARES SO DEEPLY IT HURTS AND I RELATE SO HARD.

A Beast Unleashed: another MENACE OF NATURE. You cannot let him roam free, he finds trouble like it's Breathing. Also love it when he goes ballistic. Or when he shows how competent he is. Like GOD. HE'S AMAZING, and he's a danger to criminals and himself, mostly.

Everyone else if wrong about them: not EVERYONE, just... some people. We agreed with a friend that some of our issues in portrayal lies with the fandom sort assigning him traits that Hakuba has, but not Shinichi (Hakubification). Of course, people can have their fun with it, but it's not for me and have my own opinions on the matter.

Canon isn't real if I don't look at it: again, DetCo has issues. Like the lack of continuity/ erased character development, or not bringing up issues ever again, and the like. Early DetCo was GOOD at these, and I miss those times.

That's a solid design right there and I fuck with this aesthetic so hard: HE IS!!!! SO SHAPED!!!!! SO ROUND!!! (or at least used to be) THE GENTLE CURVES OF HIS FACE!!! THE SILLY HAIR!!!! NOT TO MENTION HIS FCKIN WARDROBE!!!! I'M OBSESSED WITH HIM!!! Also, I have a huge thing for blue eyes and dark hair combination, not to mention the glasses... I'm fckin weak for glasses... god. He just hits all the right spots in my heart and brain. (Not to mention his personality, I WANT TO CRY I LOVE HIM SO MUCH-)

They didn't get bullied enough: I live for others teasing Gremlin Child. It's not quite bullying (never HURT HIM FOR REAL, I'LL CRY), but he needs to be TEASED MORE FOR SURE. I guess Bastardry also fits into this, that's good too.

SQUEAK: sometimes he is just so DUMB I want to SQUISH HIM HARD OR SHAKE HIM. I LOVE HIM, I SO DO, even if he is an idiot at times. God. I love him.

Literally I would kiss them and I want to BITE them: HIS CHEEKS ARE SO PERFECTLY ROUND I WANT TO CHOMP ON THEM. ALSO ALL THE KISSES TO HIM!!!!! BABY BOY!!!! GIVE HIM ALL THE KISSES!!!! AND HUGS TOO!!!

Bastard: the way he FCKS WITH SOME CRIMINALS. OH MY GOD. THE WAY HE IS SOMETIMES A MENACE ON PURPOSE. THE WAY HE SOMETIMES GETS SO ANNOYED HE JUST GOES FOR HIS WATCH. Also the way he is an absolute bastard to KID. His attitude is just so. *chef kiss* Love a menace of a child, HE'S AMAZING. HIS RAZOR SHARP SMIRK, THE MISCHIEVOUS CHILD FACE.

I have way too many favourite bits related to this boi. So. Have these random screencaps from my DCMK folder.

I hope you have fun reading this madness, Cyn! I HAD AN ABSOLUTE BLAST, YOU HAVE MY ETERNAL LOVE, may you have an absolutely blessed day, dear.

[volivolition]

Can I get Kim and/or Viscalc for the character bingo?

HI THERE YEAH OF COURSE OF COURSE!! kim in orange, vizzy in blue!

ough kim. we are all love kim. i know im more obsessed with skills than the humans these days but KIM… kim you're the ONLY exception, you're the only human making that "im so normal" box. what can i say that hasn't been said? ough asian american diaspora both untethered to your culture and struggling to feel like a citizen moments ahaha 🤝 B') yeah i sure DO project on him!! but also he's cool and silly and our friend and i think he deserves joy (EVEN IF HE'S NOT LETTING HIMSELF HAVE IT!! DUDE YOUR REPRESSION…)

VISCAL~!!! i love them, YOU did this to me!!!!! you made me care about them!! (<- lighthearted and positive hkjhf <333) again, im not an INT guy, but this fella is fascinating and i hold GREAT APPRECIATION FOR THEM!! putting them in the salad spinner specifically because they'd find so much enrichment in calculating circular motion <3

[bizlybebo]

u r the coolest person i know for realsies…. everyday i wake up and i’m like “waouw i’m tumblr mutuals with vixen soap kian lesbianchipbastard bizlybebo dakotacoie…. it’s so cool…” u r the awesomest tears you apart amongus style

THORWA UP:((( PUTS YOU IN A SALAD SPINNER AND SHAKES YOU AROUND AND AORIND NAD AROUND. EVERY TINE I SEE RED ART OR RED POSTS I GO WOOAAGH IM MUTUALS WITH THAT GUY….ABSOLUTELY INSANE IM SUCH A BIG FAN OF HIM…., IF TUMBLR USER RED MIGHT BE DEAD HAS A BILLION FANS I AM ONE OF THEM !!! IF SHE HAS A THOUSAND. I AM ONE OF THEM!!!! A HUNDRED??? IM ONE OF THEM🔥🔥‼️‼️ ONE FAN?? ITS ME. ZERO FANS? I AM DEAD🙏🙏🙏🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️

[blorboconfessions]

the mod at blorboconfessions on tumblr dot net is officially my blorbo guys i am currently putting them in a salad spinner lovingly /silly /p

WOAGG WHO TF PUT ME IN HERE IM BEING SPUN/j/silly