#IM KIDDING!

[creamqueen]

seriously who's feet am I gonna have to grease for a full length scene of dano riddler jacking off in his cell

[ziezii]

whenever there's a zk tiktok edit and the editor captions it *not a ship edit* an angel loses it's wings

[lovethornes]

im pregnant and idk who the baby daddy is 😐

[texasbama]

Why do you think the Diaz parents are back??

Cause Ryan posted them bro(gn) keep up!

[fictionkinfessions]

If I had a nickel for every time I was British, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but-

x

[sungbeam]

i know u guys r prob tired of all the changmin aus from this blog but what if [REDACTED]

[mainfaggot]

i want ryujin so bad it makes me feel stupid it's like those cishet girls that lust over kpop men all over again. but ➡️ opposite direction so it's lesbian and insane of me and really am I any better? the answer is yes because anything that is gay is always better simply on principle

[chomper-womper]

@my future wife anytime you share good news with me I will grab your precious face and kiss it 14 times

[sparrowlucero]

like the most politically neutered movie of all time unironically

[justnoodlefishthings]

The way people demonize seagulls is actually unreal. Almost all of their natural habitat has been destroyed (almost all coastal areas have been developed, destroying natural sand dune ecosystems) and they're doing their best to adapt. They're literally just trying to survive. You're in their home. The vitriol some people have for these gorgeous sea birds just because they're not shy about snatching food if you're not cautious is insane

[gumy-shark]

made a beautiful google slides infographic in 60 seconds on why u should Fucking Vote

[mamaangiwine]

"Somebody needs to do something about Sephora 10-year-olds...these i-pad babies are so rude and don't do what they're told....oh my God, these kids can't read and have no social skills...Ugh, look at these little consumers and their Stanley Cups."

I am, in fact, actively worried for these children and I refuse to hate them for the ways that society, as a whole, has failed them.

[bosspigeon]

so bc i am a Gross Dude my friends i and sometimes rate our burps and my coworker (who is a teen girl) burped in front of me once and i instinctively rated it

so now every time she burps she looks to me hopefully for a rating and bc she has delicate little baby burps i now have to create an entirely new Burp Rating System unique to her bc i rate anything below a 5 and she looks at me like this

[wrishwrosh]

one neat bonus of being a picky eater as a child is that adult life is filled with so many beautiful discoveries. have you guys heard about caesar salad? im turning 26 this week

[lesbian-disaster-academic]

i used to be so good at writing strong, thoroughly-researched, thoroughly-edited essays.

as a kid in hs, my teacher literally came up to me, holding my 40 page essay on the intersection of the European witch hunts and capitalism/exploitation/gender roles (it was supposed to be 7 pages...whoops) and went like "this is literally a master's-degree level thesis. what are you doing?? you could literally use this as your final dissertation in a master's program, what the fuck."

NOW??? NOW?? you'd think I'd be oh so skilled. but alas. i can barely piece together two ideas. adhd skill-regression is so so real. im SOBBING

[kiwi]

everybodys gotta get back into the practice of using pseudonyms online... i remember the time of screen names where u never ever told anyone ur real name and that was just understood as basic internet safety. plus having a screen name is fun because sometimes it sticks so well that it becomes part of ur identity that u can use in whatever facet of ur life you choose. it rocks to pick your own name