#IM KIDDING!
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whenever there's a zk tiktok edit and the editor captions it *not a ship edit* an angel loses it's wings
#im kidding!#but not really!#doesn't stop me from putting it in my zk folder though 😁#zutara#needed to get this out of my chest for WEEKS
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im pregnant and idk who the baby daddy is 😐
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Why do you think the Diaz parents are back??
Cause Ryan posted them bro(gn) keep up!
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If I had a nickel for every time I was British, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but-
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i know u guys r prob tired of all the changmin aus from this blog but what if [REDACTED]
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New RP/¿¿Collab?? idea!
I made snow the leader of the falling dead angels.
The middle one is snow!
The dark teal bear is Luina!
And the little wolf one is Rila!
[Color of blood meanings]
Red:regular blood.
Orange:Hot Lava.
Yellow:Happiness.
Green:Normal poison.
Purple:Dangerous poison.
Blue:Sadness/Blue death.
Light blue:Bright death/Terrible death.
Light yellow:Bright light death.
[what does this (name) mean?]
Hot lava:Blood that burns enemies/themselves terribly.
Happiness:Those who forced to drink it or who are drinking it normally, normally it would feel like taking happy pills. But after drinking it, you'll be happy for a bit then die.
Dangerous poison:Turn into a blood made monster and die in a painful way.
Blue death:Die in a sad painful way after drinking it.
Bright/Terrible death:Drinking the blood while looking at the sun will cause a very painful and frightening death.
Bright light death:Same as the other one before this. But instead. You die in a way far more painful and disturbing death.
It does effect those have this blood. But only if they choose or are forced to drink it themselves.
[What happened to those are falling and why?]
Their heaven only accepts those are have died by natural causes or died from allergies.
But for those are killed by their family members? Those ones are the dead falling ones.
Why are they called 'dead' falling? Because once their falling. Heaven gets their guards to throw one spear at them as they fall.
Causing them to 'die'.
But luckily snow catches them before they hit the spikes below.
They have a hole in heaven where the falling ones go.
But for those are curious and fall accidentally? Those are left there in the spikes.
Snow doesn't and can't accept those who fall accidentally.
Ever since he was the second falling one. The first one. The leader. Made him the leader if there any more falling ones.
Snow was once heaven's favorite leader. He loved taking care of the children. But ever since those who were killed by their families.
They later found out that snow was killed by his brother. So they sent him down.
Then threw a spear at him. He screamed in pain. But they didn't care.
Since snow was the second one. There was more.
Snow had keep an eye out for anymore. While Sanalia(Leader of hell) healed those who brought back.
[Why doesn't heaven those who are murdered by family members??]
Helia(Leader of heaven) doesn't want to accept those who were r-ped by family members.
When they found out that their first best favorite leader, snow. Was r-ped by his male family members and friends. They didn't want that in heaven.
So they sent him to the dead falling world.
[Are Sanalia and Helia friends or enemies?]
Sisters and enemies. Sanalia was the most favorite one. Whilst Helia was doing her best to be the second favorite. But since Sanalia never wanted to be favorite. She put herself into the falling world. She made it. So she's the ruler and queen of the Falling world. Most of heaven called it 'hell' for the falling ones. But Sanalia and snow never liked it.
[Will heaven accept the falling into heaven?]
Only because some of them are best friends, sister, brothers, Cousins. Any family member of any sorts. Only the falling can into heaven to see them. The angels have to send letters notes with a small kiss for the forehead.
[What else does heaven doesn't accept there?]
Ppl who killed themselves.
(The things in order to be in this rp/¿¿Collab??)
Age:14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24. [NO ELDERLY PEOPLE!!]
Gender:All. Especially nice and kind males.
Sexuality:All! Everyone is accepted! Be who you are♡!!
[what's not allowed]
Pedos, Zoophilas, Rapists, etc.
Age:30's, 40's, 50's, 60's. etc.
[What ocs are free?]
You can make your own! And you can choose which one you want your oc to be in! (Heaven or the falling world)
Jake is my gf and I'm snow!
Any power is accepted, and you can always make up any blood color and call them whatever!
We also accept artists, and if you don't have any gacha game then it's ok! Even if you don't have roblox then it's ok♡!! You can always just send me art of a character you want! I can make it for you♡ :]
Im normally never on tumblr that much because I'm either trying to focus on what to do or when I'm on tumblr then I'm mostly checking if anyone posted anything, and I'm mostly on my account- I always used to be on home and looking at posts but since it's mostly turned into tadc or other things, I've stopped going on that and js posting stuff, or I'm usually on wattpad and writing a pt/chapter for a story. Or I'm js usually bored and post randomly- but I am always grateful for what I have and get!
And also please don't steal others art/ocs. It's rude. And don't be mean to others.
Also, sorry that I don't have discord, but I will be getting tiktok when I'm 16! And if I am able to get tiktok by then, then I'll make sure to pin it with my pinned post! I'll js edit it in anyway-
Also! Please make sure that when you see those who mean to others! Please report it to me, thank you. And please make sure that if your a male then please be nice to the others!
And don't lie about anything to anyone!
And please make sure to comment or text me if you wanna join! And it's ok if your late on replying or busy most of the time!
And if you don't want to join, then it's okay, I don't force anyone to join things like these anyway! I js wait patiently anyway-
And I'm always grateful for what I get, so if there's a small amount of people then it's alright! And also, if I swear or talk or say random things then I apologize. I like to talk if it's a bit a quiet sometimes- and I only swear if I get mad at something small- and I always get distracted by something and forget what I'm doing or what I was gonna do or even told to do something- also, I don't normally do what I say I'm gonna do or if I'm told to do something then I don't do it-
And also, if I randomly start venting to you then please stop me. Even if I mention my older brother then please change the subject- if not then I'll be able to stop myself-
anywa-
That'll be all for now.
Have a wonderful day/night/evening and Stay Safe my dear darling snowflakes! *hugs*
#Remember. Your not being forced♡#Join whenever you want♡#Ignore the rest of these below these two-#*spins in a circle*#*stops spinning* I feel dizzy-#*spins again*#WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE3EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE#my arms hurts from typing-#I don't feel good-#Anywa-#I see stars!#They look so pretty!#I wonder if that means that I should drink water-#Too bad- I don't wanna get up from my be-#I got water.#Im having more bc tastes good :3#I'm bored-#I'm gonna go make something random and post it on my yt/tumblr!#✨️✨️I'm gonna make a video✨️✨️#Im kidding!#Everytime I say or promise something#I never do it-#Like that time I said I was gonna continue to write pt4 of that one story on wattpad-#Gonna go learn Morse code!#I wanna see if any of you will guess what I said!!1!!!1!1!!#Tbh- I completely forgot what I was posting-#Nvm! Um- if you saw all of these please try to ignore and forget about them-#Idw get rid of these tags bc in my eyes. There's too much-
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i want ryujin so bad it makes me feel stupid it's like those cishet girls that lust over kpop men all over again. but ➡️ opposite direction so it's lesbian and insane of me and really am I any better? the answer is yes because anything that is gay is always better simply on principle
#case closed.#im still suffering btw 😔#u know how ppl joke abt seeing their favs and getting asked to sign an NDA . me and ryujin 🫡#IM KIDDING!#im kidding.#z.post
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i need a bigger fan base to fact check my shit for me. who wants to make me a wiki for me to reference for future drafts/books canon?
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@my future wife anytime you share good news with me I will grab your precious face and kiss it 14 times
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The way people demonize seagulls is actually unreal. Almost all of their natural habitat has been destroyed (almost all coastal areas have been developed, destroying natural sand dune ecosystems) and they're doing their best to adapt. They're literally just trying to survive. You're in their home. The vitriol some people have for these gorgeous sea birds just because they're not shy about snatching food if you're not cautious is insane
#im malding bc i read an article about some guy who beheaded a seagull for trying to steal his kids french fry#what the fuck is wrong with you
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made a beautiful google slides infographic in 60 seconds on why u should Fucking Vote
#uspol#us politics#i dont normally post abt this stuff but i was talking with the buddies on discord#edit: i didn’t intend for this to breach the target audience of three people#so if you’re going to be annoying im just gonna block you. i don’t give a shit#edit 2: alright people didn’t stop being annoying so i have muted notifications.#have fun kids
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"Somebody needs to do something about Sephora 10-year-olds...these i-pad babies are so rude and don't do what they're told....oh my God, these kids can't read and have no social skills...Ugh, look at these little consumers and their Stanley Cups."
I am, in fact, actively worried for these children and I refuse to hate them for the ways that society, as a whole, has failed them.
#people out here encouraging the worst in people#and many are uncritically taking the bait#im done#its legitimately weird to sit around and hate on a bunch of kids
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so bc i am a Gross Dude my friends i and sometimes rate our burps and my coworker (who is a teen girl) burped in front of me once and i instinctively rated it
so now every time she burps she looks to me hopefully for a rating and bc she has delicate little baby burps i now have to create an entirely new Burp Rating System unique to her bc i rate anything below a 5 and she looks at me like this
#pidge speaks#im so sorry babe but i am a Monster#i am a demon#my burps register on the richter scale#i can burp on command#i used to be that kid who burped my abcs to impress people
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one neat bonus of being a picky eater as a child is that adult life is filled with so many beautiful discoveries. have you guys heard about caesar salad? im turning 26 this week
#i didnt like lettuce as a kid#but now as a grown up with a full time job i have the glorious opportunity to pay $14 for very delicious lettuce#im havin a shit week but damn if that salad cant fuckin caesar
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i used to be so good at writing strong, thoroughly-researched, thoroughly-edited essays.
as a kid in hs, my teacher literally came up to me, holding my 40 page essay on the intersection of the European witch hunts and capitalism/exploitation/gender roles (it was supposed to be 7 pages...whoops) and went like "this is literally a master's-degree level thesis. what are you doing?? you could literally use this as your final dissertation in a master's program, what the fuck."
NOW??? NOW?? you'd think I'd be oh so skilled. but alas. i can barely piece together two ideas. adhd skill-regression is so so real. im SOBBING
#this is just me ranting sorry#im very tired and hungry#and i want to sleep but brain go brrrrr#well i used to be nice and smart and now im neither of those or however the song goes#pretty sure he was exaggerating cause looking back. it was good. but some of the wording was a lil wonky#adhd#actually adhd#executive dysfunction#actually neurodiverse#adhd paralysis#adult adhd#attention deficit hyperactivity disorder#adhd hacks#academia#neurodivergent#adhd skill regression#confessions of a burnt out gifted kid#<< i guess#former gifted kid#burnt out gifted kid#gifted kid burnout#realizing i sound rly pretentious here sorry -- formal speech patterns i picked up as an autistic child and never put down again haha
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everybodys gotta get back into the practice of using pseudonyms online... i remember the time of screen names where u never ever told anyone ur real name and that was just understood as basic internet safety. plus having a screen name is fun because sometimes it sticks so well that it becomes part of ur identity that u can use in whatever facet of ur life you choose. it rocks to pick your own name
#im living proof! i wasnt always called kiwi but now i am and it rocks#but mostly im just worried about all these kids wayyy oversharing personal info online#not to be like aaaggghh kids these days. but.#um people are sharing their full names and schools and deepest secrets with their FACE ATTACHED#i surely dont need to explain why thats scary#tiktok trends where u share stuff you would Never tell people irl.... WITH!!! YOUR FACE!!!!! IN FULL VIEW!!#WHHH.... WHY...........#Get Scared of Internet Strangers Again Please!
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