#୨୧ .* dano thoughts

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"I'm a top" "I'm a bottom" ok and??? I am a false prophet??????? God is a superstition??????? I am a false prophet??????????????????God is a superstition???????????????????

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I'm going to think about this everyday for the rest of my life

i love paul dano because he looks as though a cabbage patch kid wished upon a star to become a real boy

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seriously who's feet am I gonna have to grease for a full length scene of dano riddler jacking off in his cell

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ik this mf is a fiend for dryhumping

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some dano doodles ... >_<

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OHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GODDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!explodes into a billion trillion pieces

riddler/paul dano as patrick bateman !!

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NOW PLAYING : DWAYNE HOOVER HCS ! ft. general and x GN! reader.

✧.* GENERAL !

*·˚ #1 Radiohead listener dare I say... he just seems like the type ! ·˚ Dwayne would want to learn guitar because he thought it looked cool, but ended up getting into drums instead. *·˚ Forgets to tie his shoelaces properly and tends to trip over them. ·˚ I know a sweet treat HATES to see dwayne hoover coming. *·˚ I like to think he has a secret sweet tooth... yeah... ·˚ Collects roadkill skeletons, keeps it in a little jar. *·˚ My Chemical Romance is his guilty pleasure IDC !!!!! ·˚ He's either a really great artist or an absolute shit one, I haven't decided yet... *·˚ Mango is his favorite yoghurt flavor...yeah...

✧.* RELATIONSHIP

*·˚ I feel like the only way you could get into a relationship with dwayne is if you started off as friends, and most likely it would take a while. ·˚ The way he confessed was probably so awkward *·˚ Like, he's working out and you're going through his notepad when you suddenly stumble upon pages filled with confessions all scratched out ·˚ "I like you" "I think I'm in love with you" "I have a crush on you" *·˚ and obviously you're confused so you ask him what it is. ·˚ he feels his heart drop to his ass and you can see it on his face, he literally snatches the notepad from you before writing "it was supposed to be for you." *·˚ I know this man is so clingy in private. ·˚ he's working out? you're in the room. he's reading? either he's lying down in your lap or you're lying down in his. you're drawing? he's clinging onto you like a koala with his head on your shoulder watching you sketch. *·˚ if you're an artist, he would want to keep all the drawings you make of him, he has it taped to the wall on his nightstand, he looks at it and sighs before he goes to bed each night (he's madly in love with you.) ·˚ just because he's clingy in private doesn't mean he won't deny it though...he will. *·˚ you could be like "oh dwayne is actually very clingy" and he would look at you like ??? and NOBODY would believe you, they think you're just kidding. ·˚ definitely makes you a CD/playlist full of songs that remind him of you. *·˚ loves to hold your hand in private, linking pinkies, kissing your hand, rubbing your hand, biting your hand, whatever, he loves to do it all !!! ·˚ tried to bake for you once but used expired milk on accident, he felt so bad. *·˚ he was walking around looking like a kicked dog, he felt awful. ·˚ this man has the BIGGEST soft spot for you... *·˚ if olive ever tries to tease him about you, his face goes RED. like. red. red. ·˚ rolls your eyes at you and acts all sassy when you steal his clothes but secretly it makes him all giddy. *·˚ ever since you two started dating he's had trouble sleeping without you by his side, he's picked up a habit of hugging his pillow when you're not there.

( okay that's all !!! also this is litewally my first time posting hcs...BE GENTLE WITH ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! )

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long hair riddler in the batman 2. long hair riddler in the batman 2. please. please. i need it. PLEASE. PLEASE PLEASE. PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEA

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DWAYNE HOOVER!!!! whatr u doing here!!!!

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the genuine anger i felt seeing it on my tl is something i cant describe

we finally get a figure with edwards face showing and its A FUCKING NFT. ITS DIGITAL. murder and rage forever

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I love paul dano but as soon as zoe kazan comes around i do NOT gaf abt him

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why does everyone i know call paul dano ugly...u all make me feel like some outcast freak

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duhwayne hoovaaaaahhhhh!!!!!! aa a a a a

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I have taking lives on dvd and istg i haven't watched anything past paul as young martin

HE'S SO PRETTY IN TAKING LIVES i think about him in this movie literally all the time

oh asher :(

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suuuuper important and relevant question....which dano charachter do u guys think would make the best bf/gf :3

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HAIAI I NEED DANONATION MOOTS SO BAD PLS !!! i am especially fond of the riddler and klitzy :3 my bookie baes