#IM JOKING IM JOKING IM JOKING I PROMISE AA

[ghastigiggles]

pest and poob is very silly x grumpy energy

i cant believe the axolotl sun reinvented sebaudie

[dwarfsized]

tagged by the beautiful and amazing @aevallare thank you!!

1) How many works do you have on AO3?

9!

2) What’s your total AO3 word count?

63,696

3) What fandoms do you write for?

it's all bg3 right now, but I've also written for critical role and the arcana (visual novel)

4) What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

1 - that's the kind of love ive been dreaming of (bg3, astarion/f!tav)

2- ain't it warming you (the world goin' up in flames) (critical role, jester/caleb)

3- Liebe ist Fürsorge (critical role, jester/caleb)

4- Fighting the Hurricane (critical role, jester/caleb)

5 - true colors shine in darkness and in secrecy (bg3, astarion/f!tav)

5) Do you respond to comments?

yes! i try to do the "comment when you upload the next chapter" thing but sometimes its been a while since the last chapter and i get embarrassed and just respond to everything in one big rush

6) What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

where i left Fighting the Hurricane probably combined with the (checks notes) 1+ year long update hiatus, i am coming back for you baby i promise. i have plans for it. i just. god. so much happened to me right as i was working on it.

7) What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

All of my fic ends happy (this will not always be the case, eventual AA!AU will be. well. i shan't say.) BUT, and this might just be because its my most recent finished work, i think new steps might end off on the most hopeful note.

8) Do you get hate on fics?

this has never happened to me and id love to keep it that way lmao

9) Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

yes :) the only real posted smut ive got rn is that's the kind of love ive been dreaming of, but i have other smut in the works

10) Do you write crossovers? What’s the craziest one you’ve written?

Fighting the Hurricane doesn't count, really, but that's the closest we've got: its a Critical Role/Pacific Rim fusion.

11) Have you ever had a fic stolen?

not that i'm aware of

12) Have you ever had a fic translated?

nope!

13) Have you ever co-written a fic before?

i have nooooot, but i am not sure that the way that i write (terrible first draft and then editing for 1000 years) is very friendly to co-writing. I'm not against the idea at all though, its just. you know. i wouldn't want to torture a friend with the everything about me. maybe someday though!!

14) What’s your all time favorite ship?

in this house we multiship, peace and love. :) though honestly i made a joke once about retiring kira as an oc after bg3 bc of everything im putting her through after becoming so enamored with kirastarion so maybe that? sorry blorbo from my brain, enjoy the conciliation prize of elf dick.

15) What’s a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will?

stares guiltily at Fighting the Hurricane ch 2, languishing on my wip pile. listen, i still fully intend to finish that story. i was doing cool stuff in there. the only problem is that my brain exploded while i was writing ch 1, and this wasnt supposed to be more than 2k words but i am myself, and i didnt use outlines then, so my notes are a mess.

also i cannot possibly underline enough the bit where my brain exploded. this is an exaggeration only in that none of it came out of my head, but i was Not Myself for a Long Time.

16) What are your writing strengths?

i think my internal monologue bangs. this is because i agonize over it.

17) What are your writing weaknesses?

moving characters around in the space is like pulling teeth and i feel like a solid 30% of my editing is focused on that. getting someone from point a to point b elegantly and without it feeling like "astarion got up. he moved his feet. he sat down. he looked out the window" makes me feel like walking into the sea

18) Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic?

I like it when it makes sense! Why does this character use another language? Does the reader need to know what they're saying? Is the POV character unfamiliar with the language? Does the reader learn anything from this? If you don't have good answers, why do it?

I find tieflings really neat, and bg3 does the typical dnd thing of "tieflings are looked down on," without, like, doing much with tiefling culture. So Ive had Kira use Infernal as a shortcut to create familiarity with other tieflings, and use it to have private conversations bc why would anyone but tieflings and people living in The Hells know that language--this solves some problems for her! And it creates others.

19) First fandom you wrote for?

Naruto...... once upon a time i wrote shikamaru/sakura fic. i was going to make a joke about that being my actual first longfic but i just checked and it literally isnt, i worked on it for a year and if you dont count the in-text authors notes (it was a different time) the whole thing is shorter than true colors chapter 4.

can you imagine me, now, updating something for a year and it being less than 11k. lol. lmao, even.

20) Favorite fic you’ve written?

eldath's mercy is my darling right now who also scares me to death. update coming soon (this week? i hope?)

i will tag @simon-says-nothing and @raccooncrimes and @septemberskye and YOUUUU reading this if you want to do it, tag me if you do!!

[tellywoodtrash]

channa mereya 13.10.22 lb

im so super soft for this truly equal partnership they have going 😭😭😭

light chali gayi

and he's making a lame joke to make her feel better

I love that he calls her ginni ji and aaaaap occasionally 😭😭🫠

(btw itne ameeron ke ghar inverter ups nahi hai???)

lol what's with this puraane zamaane ka laltain

HAATH PAKDAAAA

HAAAATH PAKDAAAA!!!!!!

boy pls itna bhi heart eyes nahi, that too in this romantic lighting, let a girl liveee

heldddd her faaaaceee

movinggg in!!!!!!!!

sir ek ghante pehle itna dhuaan nigala tha aapne

dhuein waale mooh se kiss karenge???

chee

brush toh kar

oh usko bhi akal aa gyi and he diverted to forehead kiss

she looking at him withhhhh suchhhhhh pyaaaar and i am so here for itttt

remembering what all he did for her today

and threw herself against him

yes good this boy needs and deserves all the hugs

"ginni ji, light gyi hui hai. Mera fayda mat uthaana" trollololololol

she like you kissed me first!?!!!!! yes girl call him out!

he trying to move and is in pain she like kya hua I'll help

he's like Haan kapde badalne jaa rha hoon 😏😏😏

lol shes like nahi jao. idk sis I'd use the opportunity. he has abs you could grate cheese on.

she thinking about dhaaba and HOW it caught fire

she's like abhi jaake check karna hai

(leaving your hot injured shirtless husband here???? couldn't be me.)

abbe udhar bujhi bhi hai aag??? it's literally just been like half an hour since you got home.

yeah random bits of it still on fire

looking around having all memories of the place

remembering papaji building it

lol hubby peeche peeche aa gaya. bechaara woh shirt kya badalne gaya, she escaped to her first love, the dhaaba

she sees him and can't stop crying while telling sab khatam ho gya

gotta say im really loving niyati's acting. she does proper level of emotionally distraught but never going too over.

he's like you said you'd make papajis dhaaba again, apni team mein mujhe bhi jod lo

i'm guessing they're gonna team up and make it her papaji and his mom ka joint sapna waala dhaaba

she saying thank you but sobbing about bad kismat

that the partner stole diary and gave dhoka

and now this

"aisi kaisi dushmani hai jo koi nikaale jaa rha hai nikaale jaa rha hai lekin khatam hi nhi ho rhi"

aw babyyyy, my heart is really breaking for her 😥😥😥

lol it's funny to see him suddenly be such an optimist

he says maybe it's just an accident

she's like or its a saazish thats made to look like an accident

she's like this dhaaba is part of who I am, I would know if something was wrong with it to create such an accident

and idk if you noticed but the whole place reeks of kerosene

while the dhaba just had a small container of oil

someone has set the place on fire and I cant be at peace without knowing how this happened

blah blah sweet motivation speech and promise to be on her side

WE LOVE A SUPPORTIVE DUDEEEEE 😭😭😭

ugh his haraami baap lurking in BG

smirking saying itniiii asaani se nahi, khel abhi baaki hai

marr kyun nahi jaata yeh

manhoos

dharti pe bhoj

gulaabo ji all excited ke phir se shaadi honi hai and saying they'll bring ginni home and do saare rasmo rivaaj

KYA PAISE WASTE KARNE KI TALAB MACHI HUI HAI AUNTYJI

AAP KA DHAABA ABHI BHI JAL RHA HAI

YOU HAVE NO WAY OF GENERATING A DAILY INCOME

shaadi vyaah mein time paisa waste karna hai inko

udhar dimpy shampy har mahine school se nikaale jaa rhe

for not paying fees

fuckin ridiculous

gulaabo ji maarofying taana at Sam

who's cussing at ginni while doing Ghar ke kaam because it doesn't befit her NRI status

God she's such a caricature of a villain

her phone is ringing and so help me god it better not be daddy damndest calling to team up 🤬🤬🤬

thankfully the scene cut off before my BP shot up

adi trying to shave and arm hurts and ginni offering to help

thank God trimmer hai ustara nahi

but he's still terrified lol

aw they're so stinking cuteeee, no ainvayi ka weird sharam, just smiling and enjoying each other's company

katttt gayaa

she's like joke naaaaa 🤪🤪🤪

lol nope sach mein lagg gyi

his hair kink has raised its head

mereko pata tha pehle meeting se hi he has a thing for her hair and esp when it's wet

line maar rha hai lol

and she's not sharmaoing! just laughing at his cheesiness! god I love her

lmao he's getting mad she's ruining the romance

ooh yes grabby time

and she don't give no sharam waale fucks god yes finally the tharki female representation we all needed

abouttttt to kisssssss

and the whole family walked in dhfkfjsjshsj

that poor chachaji bleating oye ho gya?!??!??

adi: "kya ho gya???? abhi kuch kiya kahaan?!??! 😒😒😒"

fhsnskakabdbeh lmao adi

anyway fam is here to do shaadi talk

this snake dad god I wanna murder him

nothing but love for supreet tho. she deserves so much better.

adi is notttt happy that ginni has to go to maayka. aur karo ailaan shaadi ka bhare bazaar mein. achchi khaasi suhaag raat ki baat ban rhi thi, ab karo wait ek aur mahina. 🙄🙄🙄

precap: adi sulking she has to go, so she kisses him and leaves him in happy floaty cloud all 🥰🥰🥰🥰💗💞💕💗💗

and yeah ofc daddy damndest has teamed up with satanic sam 🔪🔪🔪 fuck these two, i hope y'all rot in hell

[skibrewscoffii]

VENTI X READER WHO DOESN'T BELIVE IN ARCHONS EXISTENCE

Late Venti B-Day present lol

Word count: 492

Warnings:anger issues idrk,angsty?? Cursing a bit

Also this is probably kinda last minute thing I made

[low-key for my comfort so it's a bit angsty I'm not feeling in the mood for fluff aa]

he would see how you would roll your eyes when Barbara would mention the archons, you weren't someone to be rude or mean, he knew you very well. He did get his suspicions but decided it's best to not pry on the topic.

Then again when you looked you both were Speaking with each other Venti brought up something about the archons you could only sigh.

His birthday was coming up and you didn't want to have a fight with him on your opinions, he believes in the gods existing you don't it's simple.

“darling do you not seem to believe in the archons existence?” you shook your head tilting your head to face the bard, smiling at him.

“I don't if they did wouldn't everything be so better? Even if they existed I will never forgive them for being oh so irresponsible” Venti did feel a bit guilty for not doing his job properly, “what if they can't, as in you can't really judge them?” “Venti I don't want to argue not now your birthday is a few minutes far, let's not...” you sighed, you weren't feeling in the mood to even speak with him on this topic.

“why not? Didn't you say you will explain everything I don't understand about you? We promised Right? Well what if- what if I'm barbatos? Will you leave me just because I'm a Archon?” Venti was starting to ask questions on questions with a fear growing within him what if you left?... if you left him he would be so lonely all over again...

You took his hands in yours “Venti, will you care to explain why you're getting so defensive it's not like you are the archon? If you did tell me that I'd say you're drunk” you pecked his cheek “oh look it's your birthday!" when you looked over at Venti he looked rather upset.

"what is the matter?” “promise me you won't leave please” “what are you on about” “Im the anemo Archon” you were simply confused, he wasn't drunk today then what's he on about “is this a joke-" he cut you off “no I'm serious love please don't leave me just because I'm a Archon please” “Venti I'm sorry I need some time to process this I don't- I don't understand” everything was becoming blurry like you were in some nightmare you looked everywhere desperate to grab a hold of your mind.

“I can't do this right now” not now. Not now. Not now it kept on repeating and repeating until with a gasp you woke up looking around your surroundings realizing Venti was never real...

“goddammit, fuck this ARGH” you cried feeling tired of everything and everyone

[Can you tell I have anger issues me too,,]

[cr-scribbles]

Hello! Welcome to my first Children Rekindled review? I don't know what you would call this exactly because it's just me screaming. I'm considering on doing this for every chapter that comes out, but due to how long the chapters are, it might take two or more posts to get to the end of this chapter. If you haven't read the comic, go read it here > http://children-rekindled.top/?c=1&p=1 This comic is a reboot of the original so I might mention that one a bit, but I promise there won't be bad spoilers. Let's get started! 

Before I get into this, lemme just say that Bon does such a good job with the art?? Like the entire group working on this did so well!! I was really impressed about how it turned out caUSE HOLY HECK

oH IT THEM I love the entire bit of scenery in this panel? The colors work really well together and after a while of not seeing these kiddos actually ok, it's nice to see them all just chilling at Freddy's..alone? Charlie is an epic gaymer and no one can tell me otherwise. SHE'S STILL THE SMALLEST AND THAT MAKES ME SOB

IT'S MY FAVORITE BOYYYY Their dynamic already shown makes me scream?? I love them both sO MUCH!! Imagine being such an epic gaymer that you sweat after playing some game my younger self could relate- 

IM STILL SOBBING OVER THESE REDESIGNS?? Michael actually being interested in the animatronics makes this even better too! It makes more sense as well cause since they are older, why else would they be there? Before, they were just kids who thought the animatronics were real. Now Michael just brings them along cause he loves this sort of stuff!

Daniel ily so much u silly babey Francis is such a meanie, but he's so loveable! I just,,the most recent chapter made me wanna die for him.

This is why a lot of my incorrect quotes with Daniel has jokes?? I love the thought of him just being this boyo that tries his best to make others laugh and when it works, he's so proud of himself!! Ship content right there- Also Michael rambling about animatronics is the cutest thing! He's so happy with this and it just makes me uwu sm,,hE ALSO DOES BASKETBALL?? AND SO DOES DANIEL AND FRANCIS?? 

wAIT NO IM NOT READY

GO AWAYYYY I love this panel though?? Just the group and this creepy heck?? The colors make the entire thing look so great, bUT I HATE WHAT THIS MEANSSS

Have you guys never learned?? Have your parents never taught you not to follow strange bunny men? smh such bad parents At least Francis is being the reasonable person here, but it's sad really. Even being the reasonable person, he can't stop anything.

The panel just with the entire group makes me so happy aa I love them??

"My mouth's a tomb!" hAHA GET IT CAUSE HE HECKIEING DI- 💥 🔫

DON'T TOUCH MY BABEY BOY I knew this was gonna happen eventually, but honestly I get how Daniel just wanted to leave- that heck locking the door just made the entire thing feel off.

guys I'm going on a trip to save Daniel. anyone who wants to join me can just jump into the truck of the car because I'm going right now bye- MICHAEL'S FACE JUST HURTS SO MUCH When that heck pulled out a knife, they all knew what was going on and honestly that hurt me the most?? Like Michael is probably in such conflicting pain at the moment because he was the one that dragged them along into this.

Alternative AU where Daniel actually closes his eyes and William is like 'wait shit- I can't do anything now' Poor boyo seems to terrified to even do so- I mean this heck has a knife?? Who would close their eyes when someone is around with a knife???

NOOOO I like how bon did this panel, bUT NO NO I HATE THIS PLS STOP HURTING MY BOY I- iIt all goes downhill from here guys

Going through this entire page is painful First we have the reaction of the group which just hits hard!! How Michael turns away once Daniel gets stabbed already hurts enough. He can't escape the loud screaming of pain coming from his dying friend. Charlie also covers her eyes, but it's the same for that too. Francis being there just shocked about what is going on in front of him hITS HARD. The two are watching, completely powerless. They have to see their friend just heckieing die and couldn't do a thing. It must hurt Bianca a lot especially considering that the two seem to be rather close friends?? Seeing Daniel just slowly get weaker as his screaming of pain stops to show that he's finally dead really hurts? It already made the entire thing painful in the original, but in this it's just worse because once he stops, you really know he's gone. I wonder how the others feel when hearing that. The sinking feeling of denial and guilt in their stomach ESPECIALLY MICHAEL would just hurt.

please don't just yeet the boyo onto the floor- Bianca is a mess and this heck is like 'wow look at that!! I just killed your friend! Moving on-'

We all just want to hug Bianca here. If you don't then you're wrong. She looks like she’s just in so much denial. The Afterwound AU and Soul-Linked AU hurt due to this and I want that show. Both have it so they had seen each other die, but suddenly they are all ok? At least in the Soul-Linked AU they are for a bit- aus are so much fun, but let's get back to this.

There goes another one! what a shocking surprise! In the original (if you didn't read it), she just got her throat slit due to a guitar string, but now she got heckieing electrocuted. I wonder which is worse?? At least now she doesn't have a talking problem, but always shaking is horrible. I need to ask Bon more about how she feels, but for now I'm just gonna suffer

yet again, the reaction between these three makes me sob aLSO FRANCIS WHAT ARE U DOING

Francis is the logical one another, but going up against a weird bunny man that's taller than you and has a knife is awful already. Is he able to survive and get out of there alive with the rest? Haha what a stupid question-

More to unpack here! To begin, Francis trembling in the first panel just shows that even the bravest boyo around tHAT IS TRYING TO DEFEND HIS FRIENDS, is realizing that he can't even do that. How could he face someone who just killed two of his friends? Someone who was clever enough to lead them to this room where they are trapped and unable to run? Then when he got stabbed, for one, that must hurt like hell! And also he wasn't even able to do much to save them apart from telling them to run! He didn't even get a hit in before William was just like "time to murder u" "I hope you'll see your friends again soon, dear." HECK U WILLIAM THEY NEVER DESERVED ANY OF THIS PLS-

Third one down! Michael looks so terrified and honestly I feel the same way- I will make a part 2 eventually, but for now I will summarize how this are so far. aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA what will happen to Michael and Charlie? find out next time on 'im gonna cry and sob for the next 24 hours and more oh god why did I do this'

[altonadventures]

ALTON ADVENTURES BIG ANNOUNCEMENT

So...because its Friday and I usually update AA on Fridays, I figured it was time to make my big announcement! 

And that is...that Alton Adventures is changing. A little bit. 

Am I rebooted the comic again? No haha! Once I get back to it it shall continue as normal but some characters may look a bit different going forward. 

Who may those characters be?

Sir Gareth Nemesis 

Why is he changing? 

Sir Nemesis’ change is actually less drastic than one may think. For starters, he needed a design rehaul. I wanted his armor to be more simple, easier to draw but with still details that could tie him to Nemesis (the green eye, the arms, the light pink details instead of inconsistent tentacles). I also had an issue where his hair was too close to his skin color, so to combat this I turned him into a ginger! His eye color also changed from gold to green, another thing to visually tie him more to Nemesis. 

So yes, I changed Sir Nem’s design because I was unhappy with it. His armor was never drawn consistently ever, I was constantly changing the tone of his hair and his skin so that was inconsistent. I want my designs to be more consistent and polished going forward.

What else is different? Well, you can probably tell he looks much more serious, like in older pictures I drew of him. Why is that? Well, I was kind of..honestly tired of his role as the “dad character tm” that he kind of turned out to be. It almost undermined his true characterization and turned him into a typical over the top exaggerated hero character. And I started to realize how much I missed his original concept. A battle hardened solider that was filled with regret and remorse, who heavily sympathizes with the plight of the alien he’s locked in combat with. He’s still much a father however, as he has a biological son and adopts an alien who mimics his likeness (hence another reason he’s a ginger now as his Nemesis daughter always was one). He’s just returned to his roots as a character. Because I felt that characterization was a unique one for the Nemesis ride. And it was an idea I really loved. Sir Nemesis actually WAS one of my favorite characters...I wanted his role to be much larger than it is in the comics. I don’t blame anyone for him becoming a joke, I did initially kind of fuel the fire for it, I’m just hoping that its not to late to get back to the Sir Nemesis I originally wanted to write. And of course, all my characters are still meme and joke worthy. I just want to tackle much more serious issues with my comic and show the more serious side of some of my characters and don’t want there entire existence to be a joke Mr.S can’t have too many folks 1 uping him in the laughs department!  I guess to note with this change that his original voice claim has also been solidified as well. It’s a more somber and serious tone that I feel fits him as a character. 

Final Notes 

Sir Nemesis is a character that I have a lot of thought put into. His backstory is tragic, emotional, and his character is complex and he’s not the perfect hero people might image him as. I plan for his Arc to follow the Fireworks arc in the comic, as well as I am planning to start some more text heavy short stories about how the Secret Weapons became Secret Weapons (which I will likely call Secret Weapon Short Stories hehe) and will be writing his first. Also a very important thing i must address. Yes, the eye on his chest moves. (I have a gif but it doesn’t want to work on this post Ill have it up later ><)

Erica Annabelle Cloud 

ooof okay this is a huge one. Confession time. Erica was always my least favorite character. Why? She just had...no character. I didn’t know what I wanted to do with her, her design felt phoned in and there because I needed an Air/Galatica character, (yes, she is changing as her Galatica stage too). She was just. not well thought out. She had a dual identity but I think a lot of people didn’t pick up on that? She felt like a Rita 2.0 as just a nice and friendly optimistic person and literally had 0 backstory. Originally she was supposed to have had some sort of accident that turned her into Galatica and she had memory loss and forgotten about when she was Air, yeah it was a mess. That eventually just turned into Nebula Corona being a character she made up (bc her one trait was that she was into space and wrote a lot) that she played as when her rides themeing changed. 

She was just..barely a character and her design was abysmal (Her Galatica suit was okay but her Air outfit was an afterthought) She needed a massive visual upgrade. A sleeker flight suit that makes more sense (I used a ref or two for this design!) A different face shape to help her stand out more, my signature they wear glasses they have dot eyes look. Long, wispy, flowing hair to resemble those trails planes make. A bit more lanky and tall. And let me tell you I LOVE her design now. It looks so much more unique and you can just SEE she has so much more character now!  As for her characterization im going full into her being a nerd. A very tech nerd at that! She designed her suit to help her fly at her best, and eventually will be the one that designs and builds all her Galatica tech! Her Galatica design hasn’t been done yet, mostly bc I wanted to focus on her current comic canon design, but not much would change I feel with her upgrade anyways! She is effectively the brains of the group, and the others often turn to her for plans of attack when dealing with a situation, or innovative solutions to problems! I have yet to get a voice claim for her, but im sure one will come to me soon enough! 

Final Notes

Erica/Nebula was a character I struggled to connect with. Everyone else had Airs that were either super plot important, or just much more cool and creative in general. I felt, that with my Air/Galatica she was just there, and I wanted her to be more. So a full character rehaul was done with her and it makes me so happy. She feels much more fleshed out, better designed, and I’m super excited to do more stuff with her, and hopefully you will all see her much more now that I’m a lot happier with her as a character! <3 

Welp that's the end of the updates....wait. Hold on. I have something written here. What could this be? Oh! I remember now! 

Black Hole, AkA Beatrix, will be joining the MAIN CAST of Alton Adventures! 

When I drew my Black Hole design, I knew she was something special. She stands out compared to a lot of my characters, and her design SCREAMS main character. While the biggest main roles will still be held by Mr. S and Rita, I wanted to add another non SW coaster to the main crew, and because Canonically Corkscrew is MIA, Black Hole seemed like a fitting addition to the main crew! As she isn’t human, a species literally only referred to as Black Holes, I thought making her a main character and giving her a big arc would help flesh out the reality of non humans in Alton Adventures! Her powers and design and character and personality are just too fun to shove her into the background. I feel that adding her to the main cast gives them not only another character to support them, but a closer friend! You will all see her much more in the future for certain! 

Well that's about it! In terms of comic updates themselves...its still going to be hiatus as long as I’m being swamped with school work. I hope you all understand. I’ll try to squeeze in updates over the breaks I have IF im not working on assignments for class. As I also said, I wanna do short stories as well, to expand the world and explain it better, as a comic will only develop the world so quickly and lots of you have tons of questions! I also wanna do something animated at some point, that’s my dream. I’ve ALSO mentioned to some people about merch, likely going for making stickers first since that's simple. I got an excited reaction for that so I’ll come up with designs for them soon! I just wanna do a lot with Alton Adventures, because I know how much it means to people, and of course it means so much. Goodness I really need to actually get to this park, I look quiet silly constantly gushing over a themepark I’ve never been to all the time XP  That all aside I thank you all for sticking by me. I promise that even if I don’t do comic updates as frequently during the school year, I’ll still work to push out as much AA content I can outside of that! I’m always open to suggestions to what you guys want to see! ALSO, working on a big google doc spreadsheet with info on all the characters I’ll be posting when its more completed! So be on the lookout for that! 

Again thank you to everyone who’s stuck with me through this, Your support makes me feel nothing but proud of what I’ve created. These characters may have been created out of something some may consider silly or odd, but the only thing that matters to me if that I can make at least someone happy with what I create. 

Patreon (note that patrons got to see all of this content as it was being worked on!) l Ko-fi

[cnlalimna]

July 10, 2022

hm i wont lie the past two months have been absolutely shit. like oh my god i cannot face anyone right now because my brain cannot handle it, which is basically how its been. The only person ive talked to consistently is jordan...but even hes been busy so most of the time im kinda just doing my own thing. honestly though it hasnt been bad, i like being on my own and stuff. 

SO! major updates!

i began working at the aquarium of the pacific and thats super cool. i really like it there despite it being super exhausting. I like looking at the animals and interacting with the kids. weird huh!? i like working the later shift because when im working the touch tanks usually theres no people and i can just play with the animals :> here are some pictures

we're going from most recent to least recent btw.

went to LA a good few times! I've been looking and going to my favorite places recently and have been deciding whether or not to bring jordan there when he comes down to visit one day.

I've been to so many baseball games!! two angels games and one AA dodgers game :). baseball is so cool and it makes me so happy but oh my god I can't enjoy it anymore without jordan. like it's fun with my family but it's just different :/ BUT hopefully we can go to some games together eventually.

right after I moved back from college I spent wayyy too much money trying to distract myself from being so fucking sad :[ I got harry tickets and some vinyls.

pack up day for college was super emotional. not to sound mean but I really don't miss anyone other than jordan. I felt so isolated there and like I had no friends so it's hard for me to have those attachments to people who had a complete opposite experience than I did. here are some pictures from the end of the school year

in all honesty the summer has been super lonely but actually I think I'm happier than I've ever been these last couple of years. one major thing I've been feeling though is like just longing ig? in many different ways. I guess I really long for stability and a sense of belonging. I want that happiness you get from being in college. I want to be drunk with my friends under a discoball playing cumbia. I want to be able to see jordan whenever I want. so many wants in my life yet it seems like they're all going to be just out of reach.

jordan says he's gonna try to visit sometime in July. he's told me before that while he's gonna try his best the one thing he can't do is promise me that. he's really fucking sweet for shit like that, but he's absolutely crazy whenever he says that. the drive is almost 400 miles and over 5 hours, to do that shit alone is insane. I would love for him to crash here a few days but given his new job, it would be a waste of time to come down to visit only for a weekend. we like to joke around saying we're on our way to see the other person and everytime it makes me feel a tiny bit happy cause it feels normal and not like we're a good hundred miles apart. and truth is I miss him, like a fuck ton. I think more than I've ever missed a person. I hope soon comes in the near future, I'm filled with naive hope :) only time I'll be willingly naive for a person. I don't expect him to come though if I'm being completely honest, but one can dream hm?

[sugarchains]

ok so today went like

seeing the nice housekeeping lady, who stopped me before breakfast to give me koa nut leis and a hula skirt and said maybe i could use it in my classroom

-talking tot he ladies at the front desk about getting my nails done and what to get, and being told to come back and show them (i got back too late tho so i will have to show them tomorrow)

-walking the length of the beach and being stopped by these two older ladies because they liked my boots and my sunglasses? and then we just t a l k e d for ages, and i got an invite to one of there studios because they sell jewelry and bags they make? and she gave me her number so i can tell her when im on my way

-walking and seeing fish! and low key finding the entrance to the hawaiian division of kingsmen because why the fuck else is there just giant ass pipes there

-i found a war memorial for wwi because a lot of the men who died on the lusitania attack were actually hawaiian! so they have that. you can’t go inside tho and it looked HELLA shady, but its pretty from the outside

-i walked back along the beach and stopped at a lunch cafe and met this guy and girl who werejust there to hang out and they were very nice? one of them gave me a timewarner password so i could watch game of thrones? because why not

also we met because the servers in the cafe called for an order and said “im sorry, but we have this order but no name” and the guy went “A girl has no name” and i laughed 

-i got a starbucks hawaii mug and im going to offer it to my mom SO SHE WILL STOP TRYING TO TAKE THE EGYPT ONE. if she doesnt want it then just have another big mug! 

-i got stopped by the gays. no im joking, i got accosted outside a skincare store, but then i got discounts on everything because ????? and i got stuff for like. hundreds of dollars cheaper than it should have been. 

tbf, i could have gotten out of that situation mad fast, but they kept saying im pretty and i was like yes please....keep going

-THEN i got a manicure! for the first time! and it was a lovely japanese lady and we bonded, no lie, over old japanese movies and old anime. like i said my dad made me watch the old godzilla and mathra and she got so hype

i love her?? she was so cool (her name was miho! im putting it cause i know i’ll go through this tag again eventually and i promised id come back and say hi to her)

-AND THEN i got more dresses! some nice flowy ones, and ones i could wear with like leggings and a nice jacket, so i was being smart and buying for work

and the cashier let me get a necklace for like $5 less because??? i got nothing. lovely korean lady

-AND THEN the last store i hit up, the ladies we’re GASSING me up, i aas like i need ot get ouf her asap

but then they kept giving me discounts and she let me get a set of earrings and a necklace that look like moanas for cheap because also bough a necklace that looks like maui’s fish hook? and i got hair flowers and a lei for saron? and thye told me to come back, so like. i want to get mommy, robert and the child a lei each so i’ll probably do that tomorrow either before or after i go visit that lady

also i did was make friends today! wait oh and i told my waiter he wascute, and i was gonna leave my number but then i was like nah thats too forward. 

facebook exists if anything

ANYWAY YES. LONG POST. im gonna shower and use the massive amount of skincare stuff forced on me by the gays

[virtualbrownie]

Get to know me tag

This blog is not dead...I promise....but go check out my ace attorney-centric sideblog!! @court-ships​ #shamelessselfpromo

Anyways I was tagged by @xxprincessjewelsxx​ fifty fucking years ago (just kidding it was in march...which does feel like ages) to do this tag and well!! im catching up on all my shit so!!

Rules: Answer the 20 questions in a new post and tag 20 blogs you would like to get to know better. 

NICKNAME: my name is four letters long and everything except the first letter is a fucKING VOWEL soooooo????? but @hamzzikwon​ likes to call me ‘jojo.’ ugh

GENDER: female

STAR SIGN: scorpio

HEIGHT: i’m like. really fucking short. like REALLY fucking short. like five feet and maybe an inch. who even knows.

TIME RIGHT NOW: 11:45 AM, a few hours before my piano lesson and i still haven’t fixed my music essay :’)) and im doing this instead

LAST THING I GOOGLED: “trucy wright” because bITCH THIS GIRL IS FUCKING PRECIOUS LIKE wHaT a fUckiNG bbaBe uGh go!!! my magician!!

(what’s weird is that i’m so attached to new generation ace attorney characters even though i haven’t played the games with them yet?? like i have apollo justice and i played the first case but i haven’t gotten back to it yet and even so i just ??? really??? love??? klavier and apollo and trucy ??????? idek why)

FAVORITE BANDS: seventeen stan <33

FAVORITE SOLO ARTISTS: ailee, halsey (been playing hopeless fountain kingdom on repeat ever since it came out)

SONG STUCK IN YOUR HEAD: “talking to the moon” by bruno mars because last night i was crying in joyful agony over @kilometresrufflefuck​‘s old fanfiction by the same title (check it out on ao3!!! i really love and rec)

LAST MOVIE I WATCHED: harry potter and the deathly hallows pt. 1 (i think) with @hamzzikwon​ and @t-asuna2000​ on independence day

LAST TV SHOW I WATCHED: crIMINAL MINDS (i’m a sucker for this show and law and order kms)

WHEN DID YOU CREATE YOUR BLOG: (had to check my archive for this whoops) may 2015...and since then i’ve gone through like three different fandoms whoops

WHAT KIND OF STUFF DO YOU POST: shitposts i just reblog shit and occasionally answer asks but gO ON MY AA SIDEBLOG FOR ACTUAL WRITING!! (why the fuck do i keep promoting myself i need to stop) (*whispers* my aa sideblog is solely ace attorney...even though i do slip up and reblog some other shit)

WHEN DID YOUR BLOG REACH ITS PEAK: hmmm well since i’m not like an actual active user that posts and has a legit following idk...i don’t really think i’ve actually reached a peak lmao

DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER BLOGS: hAHA MORE SELF-PROMO (sorry i sound so fucking ostentatious please let me live) 

@court-ships​, my ace attorney sideblog! visit for just ace attorney related reblogging stuff and my occasional fic posting (since i can’t ever seem to remember how to make a masterlist on tumblr)

but i did write something on ao3 that i haven’t finished posting on tumblr so go check it out!! under the same username :)) 

DO YOU GET ASKS REGULARLY: uhh kinda?? well i wouldn’t consider them regular but i do get asks a lot for some reason....and they all build up so it looks like a crap ton whoops bUT as you can see i’m trying to clean through this blog rn and answer stuff and tags and yeah :))

WHY DID YOU CHOOSE YOUR URL: i had this ongoing joke with an old friend about brownies and since i decided to use it for my social media i just added virtual to it lol

FOLLOWING: 358 but there are probably porn blogs that i forgot to block lmfao

POSTS: 16,396 (damn)

HOGWARTS HOUSE: gryffindor

POKEMON TEAM: sorry idk

FAVORITE COLORS: yes black is a shade but i love it

AVERAGE HOURS OF SLEEP: well now it’s summer so 9-10 hours

LUCKY NUMBERS: 4, 8, 24

FAVORITE CHARACTERS: from which fandoms

ace attorney: apollo justice, trucy wright, klavier gavin (i just love this trio so fucking much) and also pearl fey. my favorite villain from ace is probably dahlia and i fucking HATE her as a character but from a writer and consumer’s perspective she’s fucking brilliant and great like hooly shit!!!! harry potter: hands down luna lovegood and also i love ron like i relate to him on a spiritual level yuri!!! on ice: makkachin probably otabek...but i love all the characters. what a precious lot.

WHAT ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW: soft maroon tee and shorts

HOW MANY BLANKETS DO YOU SLEEP WITH: one, it’s pink and it has pigs on it and it’s great. i love it so much

DREAM JOB: this is such a conflicting question for me bc sometimes its really hard for me to discern dream in the way everyone else does. people always say dream job as in like what you want to do, mostly without financial concern but in a dream, to me, i am AT LEAST financially stable, which is like a first priority for me (this probably isn’t good but that’s what kind of mindset i have, courtesy of my parents) and like...enjoyment and happiness second kinda???

i do kinda want to be a lawyer but i guess my true dream job is being an author. but just saying it is really like unreal because i don’t have that much confidence in writing and my passions wax and wane really easily and im just a mess as you can probably see

DREAM TRIP: i’d love to visit everywhere tbh but top destinations are japan, germany, and the netherlands (though i do dream of living in the netherlands rather than just visiting)

and i’m done!! except for the tags.

tagging: @yuikishirohana​ @xxsycoticsadiexx​ @nohmasked​ @team-dynamike @jaqueen152 @fluffynarwhal7 @cupcakesoryu @senchoubutter @katachana @randomseventeen @sinnam0n-roll @ninja-shinigami @shadowdui @mrsericajackson @seemesmiling007 @the-fallen-otome-angel @nasica @socialist-samurai @p-rince-zer0 @living-out-a-nightmare

to the people i tagged: you don’t have to do it :)) i do hope to get in touch with all of you since most of you are long-time mutuals <33

[daanzlogs]

-- abessiveAbrasive [AA] began trolling chimericClique [CC] at 19:20 --

[07:20] AA: ALR1GH7 [07:21] CC: hay dang [07:21] AA: H0W B1G OF PA1N 1S 7H1S G01NG 70 B3 [07:21] AA: <what else could the victims want.> [07:21] CC: ñu [07:21] CC: its not for them [07:21] CC: ñut [07:21] CC: fuck [07:21] AA: L3771NG YOURS3LF G0 71NK [07:22] CC: a lot of things happened [07:22] CC: i had a cowple questions for you that cud be a little personal [07:23] CC: but i also kinda really need this delivery [07:23] AA: <lot of things always-> [07:23] AA: N0 [07:23] CC: so im ñut sure i want to ask anymore [07:23] AA: N0 N0 ALR3ADY R3GR37 7H1S [07:23] CC: its ñut so much about you [07:24] CC: it is but about somethin i already kñuw about [07:24] CC: what i want is details [07:24] AA: <questions are never good thing.> [07:24] AA: <either it is prying. about myself.> [07:24] CC: its ñut just becowse im curious [07:24] CC: im cowncerned [07:24] AA: <or. it is gossip about insignificant thing.> [07:24] CC: ñu [07:25] AA: <just ask already. so i can refuse it.> [07:25] CC: ranas goin to be visitin calfkri tonight [07:25] CC: she told me theres some weird stuff goin on [07:25] AA: N0P3 [07:25] CC: and meulin disappeared for a-- [07:25] CC: fine [07:25] CC: but youre bein ñu help [07:25] AA: Y0U WAN7 70 KN0W MY 7H0UGH7 [07:25] AA: L1K3 1 HAV3N7 SA1D 1T FOR PAST SW33P [07:26] AA: S7AY AWAY FROM H1M [07:26] AA: <he is not to trust.> [07:26] CC: i kñuw! [07:26] CC: thats why im cowncerned for rana [07:27] AA: 1F SH3 F1GUR3S SH3 KN0WS B3773R AND WAN7S 7O OP3N H3RS3LF UP 70 7HA7 M3SS [07:27] CC: thats why i wanted to ask you about it [07:27] AA: 17S NO7 MY PROBL3M [07:27] AA: <whether through sheer stupid accident.> [07:27] AA: <or on purpose.> [07:27] AA: <he is dangerous.> [07:27] CC: it does ñut have to be your probullem [07:27] CC: but it is mine [07:28] AA: WHA7S YOUR PROBL3M SH3S 7H3 ON3 GO1NG [07:28] AA: 0H [07:28] AA: 0HHHHHHHHHHHHH [07:28] CC: ñu [07:28] CC: ñu shut up [07:28] AA: 0HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH [07:28] CC: dang stop [07:28] CC: do ñut reason things [07:28] AA: CAN7 S70P WON7 ST0P [07:28] AA: 1 G37 17 [07:29] CC: do you really [07:29] AA: <finally. one of you does something after how many sweep.> [07:29] CC: =8 T [07:29] CC: fine [07:29] CC: yes [07:29] CC: its out in the open [07:29] AA: <nothing ever stays hidden. with me.> [07:29] AA: <red or pale.> [07:29] CC: its cowmplicated [07:29] CC: im ñut sure personally [07:30] CC: porn says its red [07:30] AA: <what. do not tell me.> [07:30] AA: <you have not made official yet.> [07:30] CC: i have ñut even told her yet [07:30] CC: =8 ( [07:31] CC: im going to though [07:31] CC: thats why i want a delivery [07:31] AA: 250 [07:31] CC: you do ñut even kñuw what im going to ask for! [07:31] AA: 17 7AK3 Y0U 7H1S LONG 70 3V3N R3AL1Z3?? [07:31] AA: H0W Y0U S0 SL0W W17H 7H0S3 W1NG [07:32] CC: im ñut good with social things ok [07:32] AA: SL0W3S7 FAK3 FA1RY 7H1S S1D3 OF UN1V3RS3 [07:32] CC: i spent a lot of time by myself in the wilds [07:32] CC: ñut [07:32] CC: dealin with romance [07:32] AA: <fair. you are almost as shut-in. as me.> [07:33] AA: <but. how can you not know pale or red.> [07:33] AA: <do you vacillate?> [07:33] CC: ñu [07:33] CC: i do ñut kñuw? i do ñut think so [07:33] CC: im ñut good with it [07:33] CC: i had never [07:33] CC: you kñuw [07:33] CC: felt the same way about anyone [07:34] AA: BAS1C R0MANC3 PR0PAGANDA R33LS? [07:34] AA: Y3AH [07:34] AA: 17S OBV1OUS [07:34] AA: <pale and red are different thing. very different.> [07:34] CC: i kñuw! [07:34] CC: i kñuw [07:34] AA: <you dont know> [07:34] CC: i kñuw theyre different [07:35] AA: <you are waffling in whole mess> [07:35] CC: yes [07:35] AA: <enough that. you ask porrim to tell you how you feel. apparently.> [07:35] CC: thats her job! =8 ( [07:35] CC: at least she did ñut charge me [07:36] AA: 7H3R3S A L07 0F 7H1NGS W3R3 ASS1GN3D 7O D0 0N B3F0RUS [07:36] AA: D03SN7 MAK3 17 ANY B3773R [07:36] CC: i was goin to ask you but youd just have made fun of me [07:36] AA: <this is fair.> [07:36] AA: <now i just mock you. for having someone else tell you your feeling.> [07:37] AA: JUS7 MAK3 1T 3ASY [07:37] AA: D0 Y0U: [07:38] AA: 1. WAN7 70 THR0W H3R ON A P1L3 AND PAP 7HA7 SOF7 AND G3N7L3 [07:38] AA: 2. WAN7 70 7HR0W H3R ON A R3S71NG PLATF0RM AND MAK3 7H3 H3CK 0U7 [07:40] CC: you make it sound too easy [07:40] CC: why did porn twist it so much [07:40] AA: B3CAUS3 7HA7S WHA7 HIGHBLOODS DO [07:41] AA: 17 DO3SN7 ALL HAV3 7O B3 PO37RY AND L1S7S OF RUL3S FOR 3V3RY L1TTL3 POSS1B1L17Y OR COD3 W1TH A HUNDR3D SNAGS [07:41] AA: <sometime. it is just simple.> [07:42] CC: i shouldve just come to you first [07:42] CC: youre makin fun of me ñuw regardless [07:42] AA: <yes.> [07:43] AA: 1 M3AN 1V3 FUCK3D UP 3NOUGH WHY WOULD W3 G0 70 DANG F0R ADV1C3 [07:44] AA: N07 L1K3 1 CAN LOOK 1N70 7H3 SOURC3 C0D3 ON ROMANC3 [07:44] CC: thats ñut how it works [07:44] CC: is it? [07:44] AA: <im saying i cant> [07:45] AA: <this isnt game. i cant look at these thing any more.> [07:45] AA: <not that you listened when i did.> [07:45] CC: i cud ñut tell if you were bein sarcastic [07:45] CC: and have i ñut been punished eñugh already [07:46] AA: D1D 7H3 S3LF L0A7H1NG 7HR0W Y0U 0FF [07:46] CC: a little [07:46] AA: <there is no punishment.> [07:46] AA: <but i dont forget.> [07:46] AA: <why should others.> [07:46] AA: WHA7 1S 17 ANYWAY [07:46] AA: P1L3 OR PLAN3 [07:47] AA: PAP OR PA1L [07:47] CC: red [07:47] AA: G37 7OUCHY F33LY OR G37-- [07:47] CC: ñu stop [07:48] CC: it sounds bad when you start puttin it like that [07:48] AA: 000H G3771NG DOWN AND D1R7Y [07:48] AA: 233333 [07:49] AA: MAN WHA7D PORR1M G37 1N70 7HA7 WAS SO COMPL1CA73D [07:50] CC: she asked me what i felt [07:50] AA: <is that not what i did.> [07:50] CC: she used weird things though [07:50] CC: happy excited stressed [07:51] AA: 7HA7S S7UP1D L0L [07:51] CC: it was weird [07:51] CC: iunñu [07:51] AA: YOUR3 ALL 7H0S3 7H1NGS W17H BO7H R3D AND PAL3 [07:51] AA: <especially. if you have no figured it out. or been accepted.> [07:52] CC: the way you put it was much simpler [07:53] CC: why did you want to kñuw anyway [07:53] CC: are you goin to try to give me advice on it too [07:53] CC: im ñut sure i want that [07:53] AA: <i dont really.> [07:54] CC: =8 T [07:54] AA: <it is annoying. seeing someone struggle and hum and haw.> [07:54] AA: <instead of acting.> [07:54] CC: i get it i get it [07:54] CC: its been a long time [07:54] CC: apparently people kñuw what i wanted before i did [07:54] AA: F0R3V3R [07:55] CC: if it was that obvious why did you ñut tell me sooner =8 ( [07:55] CC: itd have saved me a lot of troubulle [07:55] AA: <i do not know if you are red or pale.> [07:55] AA: <besides. it is not my business.> [07:55] AA: <in game. i was a bit preoccupied. besides romance drama.> [07:56] CC: why are we still discussin this [07:56] AA: <because.> [07:56] CC: why did you manage to get me to talk about personal matters but also managed to avoid the question i made [07:56] CC: UG)( [07:56] AA: <it is a witch thing.> [07:57] CC: the calfkri thing [07:57] AA: YUP [07:58] AA: Y0UR PROBL3M N0W 1S CAP7A1N B007YL1C1OUS GO1NG 7O S33 S3LLOU7 3X7RAVAGANZA [07:58] AA: N07 MY PROBL3M [07:58] CC: did you just calf rana captain bootylicious [07:58] AA: Y3AH [07:58] CC: =8 T [07:58] AA: SH3S G07 7H3 SH1P [07:58] AA: AND 7H3 BOO7Y 233333 [07:59] CC: sellout extravaganze fits calfkri at least [07:59] CC: fine fine lets [07:59] CC: ñut [07:59] CC: talk about it anymore [08:00] CC: how can i get you to stop askin things and just cowrier for me [08:00] AA: PAY M3 [08:00] AA: F0R 8000 CA3GAR [08:00] AA: 1 W1LL S70P [08:00] CC: youre the worst [08:01] CC: ive already said id pay you doubull for the delivery =8 ( [08:01] CC: i do ñut have that much money to spare and you kñuw it [08:01] AA: <it is a joke.> [08:01] AA: <i do not care more about the aranea thing.> [08:01] AA: 1F N00N3 WAN7S 70 L3ARN FR0M H1S BACKS7ABB1NG 1N 7H3 GAM3 [08:02] AA: 0R JUS7 WAN7 70 7RUS7 7H1S S7UP1D 7H1NG H3S G07 G01NG 0N [08:02] CC: what do you mean [08:02] AA: 7HA7S YOUR M1S7AK3 70 MAK3 [08:02] CC: rana mentioned that things seemed weird [08:02] AA: WHA7 [08:02] CC: that he unquirked and that he did ñut typo stuff [08:02] CC: on some ñutes [08:03] AA: .... [08:03] AA: 8R8 [08:05] CC: =8 T [08:07] AA: <fuck. nothing is set up.> [08:07] CC: whats that even mean [08:08] AA: N07H1NG 70 Y0U [08:08] AA: F1N3. Y0U WAN7 D3L1V3RY [08:08] CC: ñu [08:08] AA: CH0P CH0P G1V3 M3 7H3 L1S7 [08:08] CC: ñuw i want to kñuw [08:08] CC: whats goin on [08:08] CC: im worried about rana [08:08] AA: 1 HAV3 N07H1NG 70 H3LP Y0U W17H 7HA7 S0 3V3N 1F 1 WAN73D 70 H3LP *H3R* [08:08] AA: 1 C0ULDN7 1MM3D1A73LY ANYWAY [08:09] AA: <why not just tell your sweet flush crush.> [08:09] AA: <not to go.> [08:09] CC: i do ñut think thats an option [08:09] CC: shes cowrious too [08:10] AA: <i do not say what else she is.> [08:10] AA: <for your sake.> [08:10] CC: ñu what [08:10] CC: youre just makin things worse [08:10] AA: 1F Y0U WAN7 M3 70 1NSUL7 H3R 1N FR0N7 0F Y0U SUR3 1 CAN D0 7HA7 [08:11] AA: F1GUR3 YOU PR3F3R NO7 [08:11] AA: N0W D0 Y0U WAN7 7HA7 D3L1V3RY OR N07 [08:11] AA: 1 HAV3 7H1NG 70 D0 [08:11] CC: yes [08:12] CC: ñut insult her [08:12] CC: i want the delivery [08:13] CC: i just need some uh [08:13] CC: thread [08:13] CC: for stitchin [08:13] CC: violet and bronze [08:13] CC: and a needle thing [08:13] AA: <i already regret this.> [08:13] AA: <makes me gag in proximity> [08:13] AA: F1N3. H0W MUCH. [08:14] CC: eñugh [08:14] CC: a lot [08:16] AA: 0K [08:16] AA: 1 HAV3 A N3W R3QU3S7 1N PAYM3N7 7H0UGH [08:18] CC: what [08:18] CC: what do you want [08:19] AA: <access to your husktop.> [08:20] CC: what [08:20] CC: ñu [08:20] CC: youll break it [08:20] CC: =8 ( [08:20] AA: <promise i don't.> [08:20] CC: its bad [08:21] CC: like really bad [08:21] CC: my other one was faster [08:21] AA: <you want contract. i will sign a contract.> [08:21] CC: i do ñut trust your cowntracts [08:21] CC: youll find a loophole [08:21] CC: thats what you do [08:21] AA: <oh. this is fair.> [08:21] AA: <but not this time. this is for my benefit that i access. and your husktop stay online.> [08:21] AA: <write it as specific as you want.> [08:22] CC: what do you want it for [08:22] AA: <that i cannot say.> [08:22] CC: =8 ( [08:22] CC: youll ruin things [08:22] CC: somehow [08:22] CC: but fine [08:22] CC: you can do it [08:24] AA: <just trust for once.> [08:24] CC: i said you cud do it [08:25] AA: <so you can be paranoid at me every moment?> [08:25] AA: <if i fuck with person. i do not straight lie before. say i will not.> [08:25] AA: <i have that at least.> [08:25] AA: <unlike some.> [08:25] CC: you did ñut tell me that you were goin to flip everythin upside down [08:25] AA: <exactly.> [08:25] AA: <i didn't tell you.> [08:26] AA: <which is different. from lying and going back on word.> [08:26] CC: youre too cowmplicated sometimes [08:26] AA: <im exactly what you made me.> [08:26] AA: DANG LAS7NAM3 H3R3FOR7H PROM1S3S 70 N07 FUCK UP M33H FA1RYDUS7 HUSK70P IN ANY WAY [08:26] AA: 0K? D0N3 [08:27] AA: <i come within an hour or two.> [08:27] AA: <expect me.>  -- abessiveAbrasive [AA] gave up trolling chimericClique [CC] at 20:27 --

[08:28] CC: UWoebgñilHUV

-- chimericClique [CC] gave up trolling abessiveAbrasive [AA] at 20:38 --

[bwicblog]

AA: spoilern alernt, flarnping in the rnain fucking S U C K S.

AA: got mud all the way up to my goddamn flaps.

AA: n, p surne I've got mud I N them, ugh.

ID: clearly you need me to show you how it's done. =:P

AA: lmao, y, mb when yrn off bedrnest, dude. >:}

AA: I'm playing forn bodies, but that doesn't mean I want Y R N S.

ID: psh not wanting my hot bod, i'm crushed. =:'(

ID: tho i get what you mean, the mud is the fucking worst.

AA: lmaoooo. soz, soz. am I supposed to say yrn hella hot now to soothe yrn poorn ego?

ID: obvs. =:P

ID: my ego has been brushed enough at this fair! =>:(

ID: ...bruised.

AA: too late.

ID: =>:I i'm working with one hand here, i demand a break.

AA: it's been brnushed and now you gotta polish it, orn shit'll just look fucking tacky.

AA: lmaoooo.

AA: I offerned you a wornm, dude.

AA: you C Ö U L D be, wtf did prni say AA: 8/10 hot A N D w two frnonds, but n, you gotta go and get squicked on me. >:P

ID: i think i lost enough blood without feeding it to a worm too.

AA: blood comes back, suck it uppp.

AA HAS ATTACHED lolheded.jpeg! It is a troll trying to wrench his leg out of a bog. AA: lmaoooo, evernyone sucks at this sO harnd. AA: wtf you up to?

AA: feeling bettern yet?

ID: i mean. define better. i'm not feeling like i'm about to die.

ID: i'm on my way to pheres' cart for some bandaging and a shirt. and pay.

AA: k, good. >:} AA: make him buy you food too!!

AA: when's the last time you ate??

ID: uhhh.

ID: the pizza night?

AA: soz forn ditching, btw, totes was like.. not thinking abt

AA:

AA: lmfao, what the fuuuuuck.

AA: congrnats, yrn a trnashcan firne, brnah.

AA: y, make him feed you.

ID: at least i'm not a fucking mud monster. =:P

ID: i mean i'm preparing myself for a whole lot of fussing, don't worry. he's already trying to talk me in to getting a room.

AA HAS ATTACHED godkingmudmonstertoyou.jpeg!

ID: did you fucking roll in the mud?

ID: you oinkbeast.

AA: he is a fussy fangs. >:P AA: and y! well, n. Ï HID in the mud and then jumped out.

AA: tactics, mothernfuckern.

ID: okay godking oinkbeast. =:P

SS: (Wtf, Hads, I thought you were food acquisition extraordinaire. (\ene/) You tellin me a temp -3 to CHA courtesy a lookin like you already been culled's enough to stop you??) SS: (Ain't you supposed to, like, work that ish for pity?)

ID: uh actually i think looking like i do makes peeps want to help me more.

AA: y, y, that's the joke, gj.

AA: >:P

ID: i was just feeling like garbage too much to take advantage.

ID: =>:P

ID: let a one-handed guy finish sips.

ID: you're just all too fast for me. =:P

AA: lmaoo. well, I can manage arnd stabbing folks, so I think you oughta manage just fine. >:P

ID: well if you finish up soonish, hit me up around pheres'. probably take him a while to patch me up. especially if i can get him to get the fucking stitches out.

AA: mm, mb, mb!! will drnop by, at least. >:} AA: laaal. you wanna come with??

ID: well now you gotta, or else my pumper will get all crushed. =:P

AA: yrn pushern is so frnagile, omggg. >:}

ID: it's been through a lot okay. =:'(

AA: y, y, will come. AA: you taking a whale back orn staying up herne, btw??

ID: haven't decided yet. still got time. depends how much i've healed too.

ID: rather not be in this huge-ass city all busted up.

AA: y, well, come rnide W me and lal. it'll be fuuuuuun.

AA: and i totes will just keep my phone on voice2text. >:} since he whined abt it so much last time.

ID: got my lusus to worry about remember. =:P

AA: oh, lame. laaaaame. AA: .. I can drnive supern fucking slow. >:P

ID: sorry we can't all have easily portable lusii. =:P maybe! i don't want to slow you and lal down if you both need to be back or whatever.

AA: naaah. mb?? AA: .. eh, if you can't rnide w us, you should totes rnide w prni. trnavelling is, like, waaaaay morne fun w ppl. AA: also, you'll, like, look less like cullbait, js. >:}

ID: fucking rude. =:P

ID: pri is a ways away in the wrong direction i think. idk. we'll see!

SS: (Wait, where am I gettin wigglernapped to?)

SS: (Soz, missed some ish through Sipa's unique and charmin quirk accent. (\ eue/) )

SS: (Aka dropped my palm husk in a hay pile.)

AA: dude, when they say a quick rnoll in the hay, it's not supposed to be lits. js. >:} AA:and we'rne gonna go watch hads get bits rnipped out by phern.

AA: it'll be fuuuuuun.

ID: if he doesn't do it you will, right sips? =:P

ID: stitches don't agree with my fragile lil bod.

SS: (Define 'bits,' omfg - I'm delicate, my constitution can't handle straight up guro ish and the bleatbeast!) SS: (Guro or furry ish, pls limit to one.)

AA: n, dude, half the fun is seeing you go grneen when you find out.

ID: just no barfing on me lal.

AA: bc spoilern alernt, yrn totes going grneen.

SS: (No reverse vore, got it.) (\unu/) )

SA: laledy, I believe in you. You were okay for the fight weren't you?

SS: (And shit, pal, here I thought I was gonna go violet!)

SS: (Give or take a stab wound!)

SS: (Nah, I totes swooned! Didn't you see 'em valiantly carry the greenblood away? That was totes me.)

AA: n, n, that only happens when you stay in the trnap forn morne than fourn hourns, soz.

SA: wasn't Hadean in the bathtub for several hours over four when we first met.

SA: I don't remember.

ID: was that when we first met? i did spend a lot of time in a tub.

SA: swooned... laledy, you should get a costume. Maybe you will have fun with Sipara and the others acting

SS: (N, def me! Like we totes said, I'm going violet!)

ID: no gills. =:'(

SA: it's a scientific fact that non seadwellers are softer to the touch anyways

SA: so it's for the best

SA: no scales

AA: oh my god, y. AA: pls get a costume. frnom phern.

SA: 😄

AA: it'll be grn8. >:}

AA: and eyy, you and hads can M A T C H.

SA: please don't put laledy in a stripper outfit. I think they at least deserve better than that.

SS: (Shit, pal, I'm down to be a booth babe.)

SS: (Y, SA's got it right! Gimme the hooker outfit like I deserve. (\unu/) )

ID: i will forever be the booth babe master, let's be real.

SA: I-- oh, well, if that's what you really want. 😮

AA: hads, my dude, you can't just say that.

AA: you gotta C'O M P E T E.

ID: fite me lal.

AA: lmao. >:} y, exactly.

SA: what if others want to compete

SA: a booth babe tournament

SA: Sipara, go

SS: (I nominate Sipa to be my champion.)

AA: n, no one else is prnetty enough, soz. AA: and fuck off, it'd be totes unfairn forn M E to compete, dude.

SS: (For fightin, not for babe-ness.)

AA: do you see these abs?? shit's unrneal.

SA: I think im pretty enough 😠

ID: i'll beat all of you any night. anyways, pris! pheres is at the greenblood circle now. so go there and not the maroon circle or where ever he was before. i'm gonna get walking. and i want my eyes free to watch anyone who wants to mess with me.

SA: Sipara wins on abs alone

SS: (Shit, wait, can we have Pheres judge? He's, like, got a thing for green, right?)

SA: I will.

AA: soz, prni, you totes ain't. yrn, like, qt.

SS: (Sipa wins on accounta I'm p sure she can, like, pick me up with one frond and I'm p sure I'm too intimidated to fight that ish.)

AA: like a barnkbeast.

SA: but I wanted to be handsome

AA: totes diff genrne.

SA: but will you fight her in a contest of looks laledy

SA: that's the most important part

AA: ... idk abt one frnond, but now we'rne totes gonna have to see. >:}

SA: oh. Now you've done it 🙃

SS: (Omfg.)

SS: (I demand a one-fronded Sipa carriage to tote me around.)

SS: (And, SA, think of it this way: if you're up an competin with someone on, like, any front.)

SS: (And they can up and do that.)

SS: (D'you really wanna challenge 'em?)

SA: perhaps at a safe distance, with a required boundary line.

SS: (Zactly!)

SA: but I also weigh little enough anyone could pick me up. I am sure Sipara could lift you and I together

SS: (You hear that, Sipa??)

AA: boundarny lines arne forn cheaters and cowa

SS: (He's totes sure!!)

AA: !!!!!!!!!!!!!

SS: (Are you gonna let him down??)

AA: now we gotta fucking do it. way2babully, prni, jfc.

SA: what is... babully..

AA: ugghhh

AA: I've got some chucklehead trnying to fucking get back up. brnb, brnb. lal, you explain!!SA: be careful Sipara

SS: (Well, you see.)

SS: (When a troll and her ability to talk proper-like love each other v v much, they hook up!)

SS: (But trolls ain't made for datin abstract concepts, so it inevitably goes real sideways-like, and results in ish like trolls decidin they ain't never gonna have ish to do with talkin proper-like again.)

SS: (And that's why Sipara doesn't know how to talk right.)SA: but... what does babully mean

SA: I understand Sipara may have a strange quirk and not speak with perfect grammar or syntax

SA: so is your relationship with the abstract concept of language doing alright?AA: is that also why i'm gonna say you should go pail yrn lusus?? yrn the wornst, omfg. and stfu, prni, you know my quirnk is  G RN8. >:P

SA: :thinking:

SA: :laughing:

AA: it's a bb bully, duuuh.

SA: oh

SA: I'm a good person, I'm not a bully

SA: :lying_face:

AA: that's a box 2 me, brnah, dd.

SA: oh...

SA: I tried

AA: omggg, don't go all glum.

AA: yrn so a bully. bc you darned me and ppl gotta take darnes.  >:}

SA: it was an emoji that was saying j was lying

SA: you could also say no and tell me to hush

SA: another option

AA: LMAO WHAT

AA: omfg, yrn trneachernous. >:'{

SA: :hugging:

SA: now let me hug you with my traitorous hands

SA: I promise nothing bad will happen

SA: this is a joke

SS: (That's, like, the least ominous ish I've heard tonigh twixt the bleatbeast ish and the stitch-pulling, negl.)

AA: oh my god, yrn nevern getting a hug again, jsyk.

SA: I will ask Hadean for one

SA: :cry:

SA: since you won't share hugs

SS: (Sipa, quick, go hide Hads. (\qnq/) )

SA: does that mean I win, laledy?

SS: (Depends, pal, if you win does that mean you ain't gonna go all Bewear on me??)

SS: (Cos I ain't a man of pride, pal, I'm down to forfeit for, like, my life. (\unu/) )

SA: oh I wouldn't do that anyways.

SA: :smiley:

SA: you are all safe with me

SS: (I totes believe you. (\qnq/) )

SA: I'm glad

SA: I must rest now. I will see you later laledy

SS: (See ya laters! (\eue/) )