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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

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non sequitur ? uhhh ,i hope to be having a lot of seq uit her actually

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Is it really you. The three weed girlfriends dude?

No, I’m the three weed EX girlfriends dude

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stupid thing about me is I don’t cut corners but I also have no work ethic. if I do something it WILL be done right. no telling whether I’ll actually fucking do it tho

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A brief moment of rationality from the bird place.

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someone dropped a bitcoin on my head from on top of the empire state building in an act of guerrilla trepanation but since there weren’t any evil spirits in my skull the hole just sprouted a flower and now everybody says i look like a damn pikmin smh

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william the conqueror: i shall take england for normandy and become its king

william the concurrer: i agree

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none of this even matters since i will be sacrificed by druids soon

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A minor stress of yarncrafts which I don't see discussed much:

There is a small tangle in your yarn. Topologically you know it must be a slipknot; if you give it a good firm tug, it should come undone.

Just how much force are you willing to stake on that?

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my liege we your council would not advise this course of action but we all agree it would be pretty funny regardless