#IM GOING TO SCREAMMMMMMMM

[genderqueeradrien]

COCOMELON SHIT

[otrtbs]

I think executing your brand onto remus is needed, i fear. If you have other fics planned, one where remus is super texas and is a Dallas Stars fan… i see the vision.

SCREAM SCREAM SCREAMMMMMMMM IM CACKLINGGGGGG

remus is a dallas stars fan and sirius is a dallas star (HE’S ALREADY A STAR LIKE EEEP!! THE FATES ARE ALIGNED OR WHATEVER)

the dr. pepper. 😭 this is so fucking funny he just needs some bluebell and the biggest belt buckle this world has ever seen and he’s ready to go 😭😭

real talk he’s munching on beaver nuggets at the bucees and sirius straight up refuses to eat them based on the name alone he’s like “🤢 gross. i still love you. but, gross.”

i would love to write texas marauders one day!! <- i fear it would very much be crack taken seriously tho ,,,, like the rest of the world would be like “what the fuck is this????” and i would be over in my room at 3 am typing away and laughing evilly like “😈🤠😈🤠😈🤠”

[ankhisms]

hi io rey its me gayle back in ur inbox lol i just wanted to tell u that u/ur blog was in my dream last night where my mom suddenly decided to use tumblr and she was following you. the reason im sharing this is because in the dream i was Not Happy that my mom was on tumblr because that would have been bad for me but when i saw she was following you i said out loud “oh, yeah. follow the gay sex kamen rider mutual. okay.” and thats like all i remember HDHSHDH

IM GONNA SCREAMMMMMMMM OH YEAH FOLLOW THE GAY SEX KAMEN RIDER MUTUAL. THATS GOING TO MAKE ME LAUGH FOR THE REST OF THE DAY THANK YOU FOR THIS

[pendraegon]

ms rei hino.....

[bisexual-cyborg]

I’ve been reading a lot about the development of feminism recently and it’s been driving me mad how many expectations women have always had on them and how men have historically got to do whatever the fuck they want.

Women for centuries have been expected to sacrifice careers, education, hopes, dreams, friendships, hobbies, financial independence, bodily health, sexual pleasure, their own names and sense of self for men who complain about being asked to form an emotional commitment. I just keep reading stories over and over again about how women have intense jobs, or four children, and feel guilty as they’re too tired to look after their husbands fully, while NO ONE asks the husbands to look after their stressed wives.

There was a book on the development of the contraceptive pill which had me in tears as women talked about how the pill saved their marriage - they’d been too anxious about pregnancy for non-painful sex (financial reasons, health reasons - one women had a massive blood transfusion after an illegal abortion and didn’t want to risk it) and their husbands hadn’t supported them but threatened to leave them!! These women would describe marital rape in the most causal terms and say that the pill helps because now it’s less of a burden.

There’s been so so many burden on women for so long and any expression of emotion has been dismissed as silly and it makes me fucking furious and so tired because we’re still having these fucking debates and arguments and I don’t know how to cope with how shitty gender roles and expectations are.

[harryfeatgaga]

harry walking in on you touching yourself 😌 he's all "well well well... what do we have here?" and you're scrambling to cover yourself with the blankets and act like you weren't just doing what he knows you were doing, but he's already walking over to you and climbing onto the bed 😌 you're like "no, nothing- i wasn't..." and he just tuts and says "don't lie to me... i know you were touching yourself weren't you?" staring directly into your eyes, and you can't lie to him when he's so close so you just nod slightly, and he grins saying "that's naughty, baby" and you blush so hard it hurts 😌 you try to cover your face but he catches your hands, keeping them away from your face and he says "none of that... if you're going to be naughty, then you're going to show me how you do it" and guides your hand back down between your legs 😌 your eyes are wide and you're trying to object but he just says "go on, touch yourself... you weren't shy before I got here, so why are you so shy now? hm?" and he keeps turning his head so you have to keep looking at him 😌 hes just such a freak and he gets off on seeing you blush 😌

WHAT THE FUUUUCKCFKOVJNFKMVJFIKNVHJFIKV IM GONNA FUCKIJNG SCREAMMMMMMMM WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[wind-becomes-lightning]

Yeah, thanks, that was exactly as fun as I thought it would be (crying noises)

Hiiiii dear, wouldnt it be so fun (super fun) if we had a little drabble about poor Tenzo where he decides to use the Rinne rebirth and sacrifice himself. I think that would be very fun. <3

Thanks Nisi! I included your prompt but also took a detour to another part of the story — I hope you enjoy!

KB prompt request #1. 937 words, G rating. Tenzo's perspective from this part of Chapter 32:

“It’s so much, Tenzo,” Kakashi said. His voice was unsteady, and so were his hands, from shock and from release of the heaviest of his guilt. “I can’t ever repay you for this. Nothing could come close to what you have done for me.”

Tenzo winced. “Please, don’t. Stand up, Senpai. There’s nothing to repay.”

Kakashi laughed unsteadily at that. “Attempting to sacrifice your life to reduce your friend’s trauma is nothing, apparently.”

Tenzo tended to think of himself as Yamato these days. He used his names to mark his growth and development through life, and Yamato represented not just independence and acceptance of himself, as Tenzo had, but also expansion and exploration. With Tsunade-sama’s name for him, he met dozens of new people and formed friendships outside of his mission partners. He experienced what it was like to care for, teach, and protect the next generation. He felt integrated into Konoha in a way he never had before, and it was a nice feeling. He liked being Yamato.

But whenever he was around Kakashi-senpai, he ricocheted right back to Tenzo. It was inevitable, if not deliberate: Kakashi had long been Tenzo’s strongest orienting force. He didn’t mind the shift. He liked feeling in Kakashi’s orbit.

So, it was Tenzo who stood and looked at Kakashi on his knees, his senpai’s hands shaking as he stared up at Tenzo, overwhelmed and bewildered and entreating.

And all that Tenzo could think at the image of his friend prostrated before him was:

Really, Senpai? You still don’t get it?

He had seen Rin looking longingly at Kakashi and Obito. He had seen Shisui desperately introducing himself to people, trying to snatch as much life as possible before it was torn away from him again. He had seen Sasuke staring at Itachi like he was a fleeting, flickering mirage. He had seen Kakashi watching Rin and Obito embracing; and then Kakashi had looked at Tenzo, and smiled at him, and he had seen the lost yearning in his senpai’s expression. He wanted to help him.

He remembered another time Kakashi had been lost, after he thought that Obito had died, crying and vomiting in Kamui, surrounded by the aftermath of his ability’s terrifying power. Then too Tenzo had wanted to help him but hadn’t known how. Gai could help Kakashi. Obito could help Kakashi. But Tenzo didn’t seem to have this skill.

Kakashi’s horror at Konan’s death had reminded Tenzo of Nagato’s sacrifice. The eye he had used to bring people back. The eye Tenzo now shared.

And, quietly, Tenzo had decided what he was going to do. It couldn’t be on the same scale as the previous use of Rinne Rebirth, but he would help people. He would help Sasuke, Shisui, Obito, Rin, and Kakashi.

At last, there was a way he could help him.

He had assumed that Kakashi would know how Tenzo felt afterwards — a choice like that bared everything — so when Tenzo spoke the words of the jutsu, he stopped hiding and had told Kakashi he loved him. There was no risk to his senpai’s embarrassment when Tenzo would be dead very soon.

But because of Naruto, he wasn’t dead, and although Tenzo was generally happy with this outcome, it was also mortifying, because Kakashi knew now, and Kakashi-senpai was terrible with personal discussions about himself, and he would be so embarrassed, and Tenzo was embarrassed for him...

But somehow, incredibly, Kakashi still didn’t know.

How was that possible? His Senpai was so smart, and so good at connecting things. The only reason he wouldn’t understand was…

Oh.

Oh, the idiot. His senpai did know, in some way, how Tenzo felt; of course he did. But he wasn’t letting himself realise that.

Tenzo had always known that it would never work. If Tenzo had wanted, Kakashi would have been with him physically like he often was with others. But that wasn’t something that Tenzo could offer, and Kakashi couldn’t offer any more than that.

Kakashi was unreachable; Kakashi always kept a space around him where the mirages of those he lost would stand. Kakashi had always been waiting for the impossible — for the past to return — and when a miracle made the impossible possible, when Tenzo had met Obito in Kamui and seen the space around Kakashi evaporate, melding him with this other person, it was clear who his senpai had been waiting for. Obito made Kakashi happy, and despite how dubious Tenzo had been of Obito at the time, that knowledge had been enough for Tenzo to decide to fight for them.

So, he knew that Kakashi could never feel the same way. He accepted that. His senpai didn’t need to pull this ridiculous act to protect himself and Tenzo. He didn’t need to stay in denial about this.

But Kakashi was, and always would be, kind of dumb when it came to his own emotions, and to personal social interactions.

Kakashi wouldn’t make himself understand because his senpai valued their friendship. He valued their friendship so much that he would deny any hint of anything different. He didn't want to risk any chance of losing Tenzo.

From that perspective, his senpai’s ignorance was — sweet. Idiotic, yes, but sweet.

And, quietly, Tenzo made another decision. Maybe this, too, was something he could do to help his senpai.

Yamato smiled at Kakashi, and,

“Yes,” he said firmly. “You’re my friend, Kakashi-senpai. I knew that I could help you, so that’s what I did. It’s as simple as that. You never need to repay me. It wasn’t meant to be a transaction.”

He could let go. He could move out of his orbit.

And when Kakashi hugged him and told Yamato that he loved him, Yamato understood what Kakashi couldn’t say, and couldn’t even bring himself to think, and he felt so insufferably fond of his brilliant, idiot friend.

He would always be Tenzo to Kakashi, but he would be Yamato to himself now. That was how he could help his senpai. (And maybe, a little bit, himself.)

[alienjock]

(1/2) ok im coming here to talk abt my sig fig groupie ocs (dakota is more of a groupie than vee is but dakota cant drive). they're human sisters :)) the older one (vee) is an oath of devotion paladin & mostly uses her spellcasting for support, & the younger one (dakota) sees all this & she's like "yeah spellcasting slaps but you're doing it wrong" & eventually asks fig to be her patron when she realizes fig can be one & learns more damaging and "cool" spells and shit

they both go to aguefort with vee being three years ahead of the bad kids and dakota being two years behind them. also vee and aelwyn WILL start dating because vee is MY oc and i can project as much as i want

SCREAMMMMMMMMS i love them so much ;o;. seeing your older sibling do something and go “youre doing it wrong” and then proceeding to do a more dangerous version of it is PEAK little sibling energy

[multidino]

😊.

[i-am-thevoid]

I DONT KNOW HOW ITS POSSIBLE BUT IT DIDDD

SOMEHOWW EVERYTHING GOT WORSE

[pendraegon]

do you identify with being proship?

if this is about hannibal/will yes i ship hannibal/will i think it’s obvious from my blog. what the fuck is this question even beloved?? does it look like i know what proship/antis are?? im 25 i actually have a life outside of tumblr babe. are u seriously looking to cancel some random tumblr user over a fucking show that ended in 2015 or are you just bored????? like if u dont know what hannibal is about in 2021 that’s on you lmao go outside

[harryfeatgaga]

ok im rusty at this BUT this is giving me like… summertime vibes and like yall are out by a lake and decide to go skinny dipping and you try to shy out last min and harry being harry, is all for it, strips off his matching top to his bottoms and gently slides into the water as he gives you a cheeky grin as to what hes about to do next bc as he gets waist deep he bends down to take off the matching bottoms to said top as hes begging you to join

KELSEAAASKDJNHBFYHU WHAT THE FUCK IM GONNA SCREAMMMMMMMM OH MY FUCKING GODDDDDKFNJBHV!!!!!! I CAN SEEEE THISSSS SOOOO CLEARLY WHAT THE FUCKKKKK

[oscarkelfbom]

i’d never seen 3 pretty best friends until i saw walker buehler, clayton kershaw, and albert pujols together

i’d never seen 2 pretty best friends until i saw walker beuhler and albert pujols together

[harryfeatgaga]

ok so he lays on his tummy and puts your legs over his shoulders and kisses your thighs gently, sucking and biting a little bit just to see you squirm 😌 and then he finally licks you and he has to hold your hips with his hands bc you're trying to move too much 😌 and he's moaning against you and grinding against the bed bc he's already so turned on 😌 and when you come he licks you through it and then pulls away just a little bit to kiss around before he slides his fingers in 😌 and you gasp bc you're so sensitive but he just goes for it and starts licking your clit again 😌 and you're whining and bucking your hips but he just lays his other hand over them and keeps going 😌 and he's rubbing your clit and g spot at the same time so you come again😌 and then he moves up to kiss you and after a few minutes he brings his hand back down between your legs and you whine bc it's too much but he just whispers "shhh baby... again? please?" and you're not even sure you can handle this bc you're so oversensitive but he starts rubbing your clit in slow circles and you kiss him again so he can swallow all your pretty little noises 😌

OH. MY. FUCKING. GODDDDJEKWKSWKSNSKSK????!?!!?!????!!!!!! WHAT THE FUUUUUUCKXLSSMAKAMSKKS I GOING FUCJING SCREAMMMMMMMM BITCH WHAT THE FUCKKKKKDEKSK!!!!!!! IDEK WHAT TO SAY IM SPEECHLESS 🥵🥵🥵

[harryfeatgaga]

LMAO I sent in that concept from earlier at like 3pm lol I was horn🦵🏼🦵🏼🦵🏼 but I also owe you a face riding concept 😌

It’s the first time you’ve sat on his face and ur a little apprehensive as ur kneeing up to his face and he’s just beckoning you with sweet words and “cmere darling” and you eventually sit on him and he’s licking up into you like it’s his last meal and it feels really good but you’re still stiff as a board bc your scared to crush him. “C’mon lovely move your hips a little, grind that sweet cunt on my tongue” and so who are you to deny him? You grind down a little hesitantly at first but the more you do it starts to feel *harry voice* so fucking good. So you have your hands in his hair and just rutting your hips into his face chasing your high. And Harry is just trying to keep up with you and all he wants is to make you come bc you look so goddam hot moving your hips like that. Right as you’re reaching your high you have both hands holding the sides of his head and going at it and you come so hard and you lift up a little off him, breathless. He has this smug glint in his eye and looks up at you with a smirk and his face glistening

OH MY FUCKING GODDDDDDJDHBGYUWJEDBHEHUHD BITCH WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUUUUCKKKKEDJNFBHJNFBVHJ IM GONNA SCREAMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[harryfeatgaga]

what in the absolute fuck sliding his rings on and when you’re done you kiss his finger tips lightly and ask his if he likes the ones you put on him and he just leans down and kisses you before pushing you back onto the bed and as his kissing you one of his hands go down to the back of your thigh so you can wrap your legs around his waist and he’s just moaning into your mouth and pushing his cock against your cunt and if just really hot and before anything get even more steamy he gives you one last peck before thanking you and telling to hurry on and get dressed so you two can go. 🥵

WHAT THE FUUUUCKDKJNHEIJFNIJFNEIJFN YALL IM GONNA SCREAMMMMMMMM