#IM FUVKING DEAD
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ebsmind · 4 months ago
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grammarly watching me write smut like
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64sue · 1 year ago
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fuvk I'm back, fuck I'm still obsessed with you baby, never stopped lord...
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sorry but this would totally be charlies music taste
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littencloud9 · 7 months ago
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NOÉ CALLING DOMI LOUIS???? IM FUCKING ILL. IM FUCKING ILLLLLL
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cis-chan · 1 year ago
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https://twitter.com/genosamuelgeno/status/1289936090573320199?s=20
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA WHAT THE FUCKKKKK
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wheelercore · 2 years ago
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Fighting for my life rn rewatching the shining and Realizing things I hate it
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wabblebees · 2 years ago
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the universe is mean as hell but at least its fucking funny
(cw for christian end-times conversion bullshit under the readmore)
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#tonight has been ! bad ! and my brain was not a great place to be for most of it bc iiiiits been getting worse. again. so#i went on a walk to clear my head and Stop thinking of being dead but ! lo and fucking behold !#its okay ill be fine i promise#but i was laughing the whole fucking way home#i always take down or wreck shit like this when i see it out+about ((also saw a fucking inf//owars sticker that was too cold to peel off so#i had to take my keys to it until it was unrecognizable)) but when i saw the front of this one i was just like ''oh gross'' and tore it off#but i uhh. wasnt rly expecting that top sentence lmfao#started fuvking cackling like a madman in the street#for context if yr reading this and don't know already/cant tell:#im a xtian cult survivor. this is conservative xtian apocalyptic propaganda shit. im furious this exists but holy shit its fuckin hilarious#reading ''hey pal u ready to die?? god lovehates yr guts'' when yr just trying not to think abt how ready to die u are... fucken incredible#i covered up the url on the bottom + im not gonna show the front ((its fucking awful tho omfg. yhe fuckign flag+white house are on there??#wild lmfao)) bc i dont need their right-wing apocalypse-fearmongering bullshit to get any more web traffic#plus its not like this shit isnt dimeadozen further south/out west. its just been a hot minute since ive seen anyth this edgy-guilt-trippy#in this state. figures. out in the yeehaw-ass back half of mass.#anyway. i hate it here lmao#im more ok now too i promise#walked back home once my phone died + forced myself to eat food+drink water; now im back in bed and texting someone to stay out of my head#i think i might actually go out w better stickers+a knife+some nailpolish remover sometime in the next few days before im headed back home#take down some bullshit and. oooh... think i might put up one of my ''transsexuals have got to get meaner'' sweatermuppet stickers:>#hmmmmm. yeah#cw cult mention#tw christianity#cw bible quotes#cw christianity#tw suicidality#<- just in case.#anyway. i love yall. be careful with yrselves#and if you see bullshit like this please take it down. its trying to funnel people into disgusting right-wing rabbitholes. its dangerous.#bee speaks
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heyitslapis · 10 days ago
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Bro I'm fucked I was sitting here for like 3 minutes trying to remember my fom's fuckign name ajdkgkskfj
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cosmic--static · 1 year ago
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spending 6 hours standing in the studio, painting and drawing means 12 hours of laying on the floor time at home
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sick-as-a-dog · 1 year ago
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slut-for-henry-cavill · 9 months ago
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Tumblr girlies IM SO FUVKING DISAPPOINTED IN Y'ALL
Why did no one ever tell me that Charles Brandon is SUCH a softie in S4!? SUCH A SOFTIE!!
ESPECIALLY with his lovely Brigitte. Like that scene where Brigitte asks him "what are you thinking?" And he goes....
"That I was dead and am alive again."
AND THEN
*with the softest voice & sweetest smile ever*
"Let me look at you...."
LET ME LOOK AT YOU!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!
I FUCKING KID YOU NOT I WAS LITERALLY SOBBING I WAS LITERALLY SOBBING. I mean after how Katherine treated him. My man deserved this..Briggite was healing him🥺🥺
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long-death-dazai · 5 months ago
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[Dazai reaches to take a piece of the chicken, just so Chuuya sees him eating it, and wink at him] no promises [he eats that small piece before clicking his tongue and turning the flame gray] fine though since you want to be emo about it
I cut my finger with a butter knife. I was told they werent supposed to do that.
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daily-sapphic-song · 14 days ago
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Arcane S2 A2 live thoughts:
Episode 4:
WHAT THE FUVK
the theories were right
I mean SAME MADDIE BUT DAMN
STINK MAWWWW
SCUTTLE BUTT
I think this is ishas imagination, no? Surely
LMAO knew it
So cute wtf holy shit
Signing??
CUTEEEE HOLY SHIT. OH MY GOD THEYRE SO CUTEE
Stillwater? How long have they been at this?
Oh hextech. Oh nice. Oh. Not nice. Uh oh
Oh shit
CHAOSSSS. HAHAHAHAH ISHA
I still cant believe maddie and cait are fucking LMAO
Tell her cait!!!
Hahahha Salo OMG HE LOOKS LIKE MY BROTHER NOW
Oh, singed?
Awww isha!
HAHAHHAHAH HER FINGER
Hahha sevika i love her
Oh jinx
How long has it been?? Oh no the tree
VANDER STATUE HE SAID OH NO
Jinxxers LMAO
Isha you little revolutionary
NO NOT THE GAMBA ARM
LMAO ISHA
Oh no isha
Singed??? Warwick, surely?
Oh my god
JINX??? GO GET UR KID
OH NO THE VISIONS ARE BACK
Singed LMAO
OH SHIT WARWICK this is really cool
LEFTIE HAHHA
Goofy ahh enforcer
LMAOOOOOOOO THIS ENFORCER IS SO FUNNY WTFFFF
EWWWWW Dont look at her like that
Ambessa. That was tense
Oh shit hextech
I got a bad feeling about this
Jinxxers
WHERES ISHA
Ambessa????
OH WARWICK OHHH SHIT
AWWWWW I LOVE THEM
Singed,,, BRO WHAT ARE U DOING
Oh shit. Wow this is cool
LMAO THEIR PANIC dude i would be panicking too that shits terrifying
Oh. A massacre
VANDER LOOK AT HER
YESSSSSSS AHHAHAHHA OH SHIT HE SPEAKS
OH SHIT NICE ENDING
Episode 5:
NICE VI
POOR VI
I hope jinx actually did visit her at some point that would be nice
OH SHIT SHE DID LETS GO
OH SHIT LETS GOOOO TELL HER
YESSSSSSSSSS YEAHHHHHHHJ LETS GOOO
Im gonna need to go on twitter or smth later to see all these easter eggs in these intros
I really want to know how vi will react to maddie and cait
Commander !
Why did singed stay there???? BRO
Cait???? Seriously???? RELAX
Ew. MEL? LETS GOOOO
NOOOOO MEL
HER BROTHER HUH?? SURELY. YESSS
I love vi and jinx teamup AND ISHA
TELL HER JINX HAHAHAHAHAHA
LMAOOO SLAP oh
This must be cathartic oh
Oh
Oh
VI YOU yeah wake up vi
YESSSSS
Wtf mel
Wtf ambessa
MEL IS NOT BEATING THE PREGNANT ALLEGATIONS
Oh i love cait
For love
Oh is his daughter still alive??? Wtf
Surely shes a league character
Wtf? Is he fake OH LMAO
EW
OH SHIT
Lets go vander
OH IS HE GOING TO ATTACK ISHA
OH
Horror movie
LMAO ISHA
YESSSSSSS
Silco <3
Is that not like, the woman that was dead on the bridge in the opening in act one??? Am i wrong
FUCKING KNEW IT
SO THEYRE VANDERS BIO KIDS???? Oh
Are they hugging YEAHHHHHH
YESSSSSS LETS GOOOOOOO
WTF ?
Jayce??
WHAT THE FUCK
EWWWW
LMAO IM SORRY YOU FEEL THAT WAY
WTF JAYCE EWWW
Episode 6:
Viktor??? Sky? Wtf
Oh shit i like this
I do like that shes getting some hand to hand training
SHUT UP AMBESSA
LMAOOO VANDER
Huck??
Hope nobody steals those gloves
NO ISHA BAD ISHA I SAW THAT
No way they heal him right? Probably just heal his mind or smth
Oh cool
LMAO JINX
LMAOOOOO
Oh cool
NOOOO THIS IS SO SAD
oh. Sibling bonding
"We?"
This isnt good
CAIT IS HEREEEEE
Viktor???
Can he read minds or something tf
HE SAID IT HE SAID THE THING
WHERES MY CAITVI LETS GOOOO
LMAO oh shit
Come on vi
Oh. CAIT????
JAYCE????????
CAIT ISTG
Ambessa LMAO
Surely cait is helping vi
LETS GOOOOOOO
HAHAHAHHAHA LETS GOOOOOO
LMAOOOO
oh jayce
EW
NOOO CAIT
HAH VANDER
LMAOO
is he fixed??
CAIT WHAT ARE U GONNA DO
JAYCE WTF
VIKTOR
OH SHIT
NOOOOOOOOO
Ishas song??? Oh no oh no oh no
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT ARE U DOING ISHA
NONONONONONONONONO
ISHA ISHA NONONO
NO WAY
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writers-ex · 1 year ago
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prisoner gp ryujin fuvking innocent officer reader (let's pretend they're in like solitary confinement so no one sees shit)
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
like being literally fucked stupid by ryujin as she smirks pressing your body against the bars with your hands cuffed above your head, your clothes ripped apart as she rails you from behind making you call her daddy as she makes your insides all mixed up from the sheer speed and power of her thrusts IM DYING MY MIND IS DEAD I NEED SOMEONE TO WRITE THIS RN AJSDLKFJLDAJKFSLFJSKLF
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bluewhitehues · 10 months ago
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Hug | Kim Mingyu
Summary: You secretly like your bestfriend chan,he has no idea and sets you up on a blind date with his friend and hyung Mingyu.
Genre: Angst? (Little bit), comfort, strangers to lovers, fluff
Pairing : Idol Kim Mingyu × (f) reader
Warning: mentions of anxiety
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The drive to your apartment was quite awkward, mingyu dropped you off and you guys parted ways saying bye.
There was a longing in Mingyu's heart.. he really had prayed and hoped that you both will get along, may be will go on few more dates to know each other . But alas that didn't happen.
After going home you showered and made yourself some quick dinner ...you were eating when you got Chan's call, at that moment all you wanted to do was curse at him shout at him so you picked up his call, " you should've told me if you had a death wish why pull such a stunt chan? " you were talking so calmly he got scared "hey why are you talking like that you're scaring meeee"
"YOU SHOULD BE SCARED CAUSE THE MOMENT I SEE YOU IM GOING TO KILL YOU, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU DID , YOU SENT ME ON A DATE WITH KIM MINGYU DO YOU KNOW WHO HE'S? LIKE YOU SHOULD'VE ATLEAST WARNED ME , IM NOT A CELEBRITY IM A NORMAL PERSON-"
He cut you off "FIRST OF ALL STOP SHOUTING..and what's wrong with it if he's a celebrity and you're not? I'm also an idol and you're bestfriends with me I don't see any problem here? And about the other thing ..y/n I'm really sorry I lied about it being a blind date but if I had told you you'd have said no.. he really likes you ,that idiot thought we both are a thing can you imagine lol, and then I guessed that he likes you and he didn't deny so I came up with this plan ...also he thought you knew and said yes to the date with him ,he didn't know okayy? He might be coming for me I'm so dead ...see.. I worked so hard for you and you're not even grateful-,"
You huffed loudly "Grateful my a$$.. you should not do this with anyone's feelings chan he must've felt so bad he thought I said yes and was all excited do you know how bad Im feeling?"
Now chan got alarmed , "hold on, why are you feeling so bad? WAIT TF UP DID YOU BY ANY CHANCE SAY NO TO HIM ??? I SWEAR TO GOD Y/N-"
And now in this one fine moment your pretty brain realised you gotta tell chan ..AND WHAT WILL YOU TELL HIM ???? OMG ...I said no to Mingyu because I like you? Because I like someone else? He knows literally everyone in your life and would not believe your lie and now you're freaking out you don't even have mingyu's number, what if you tell one lie and mingyu tells another you'd be caught right away so no you need to talk to Mingyu.
So you blurt out, "N-NOOO we just- we just went through it...AND OMG I'M REMEMBERING IT JUST NOW I left my purse in his car and I don't even have his number IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT send me his number right nowww" and you saved the moment just like that (you hoped it didn't sound too fake or extra)
Chan thinks something is fishy but thinks he'll find out anyway so he doesn't press you anymore.."you couldn't even ask for his number yourself seriously y/n you've got no game-" That brat thrives on teasing and annoying you.
"if you don't shut up and just send me his number right now you won't only have to worry about mingyu coming for you... sleep with one eye open cause I'm also coming for you-"
He laughs at you, " ok, okay let's all calm down..check your messages I sent the number..also you owe me full explanation and details tomorrow"
"whateverrrr bye."
"hey atleast tell me how was the date."
"NO.. someone once said *That's all you're getting* " you quoted his words from when you asked him about who is gonna be your date.
He whined about how that wasn't fair before you ended the call.
You were nervous as fuvk because what are you going to say to Mingyu it already feels bad enough but now you've to come up with a plan to tell chan. So before chan could go to Mingyu,you called him.
After dropping you off Mingyu went to his and wonwoo's shared apartment, where as soon as he entered wonwoo asked him about the date. Mingyu said it was okay, good, wonwoo then asked him why does he look so sad ..mingyu said he doesn't think it'll work out that's why ..and asks wonwoo to not to tell others about anything because he knew just like that all of them will know, that means chan will know as well and he promised you he would not let him know,he'll keep it a secret.
He was about to go to bed when you called him he was surprised but he picked up the call.
"uh Hello Mingyu? It's me y/n ...sorry ,did I disturb you?"
"Hey no you didn't ..what's up everything ok? "
"yeah everything's fine just uh Chan called me actually and I don't know what to tell him..I just I thought we should tell him the same thing so he wouldn't doubt ...I'm sorry I feel terrible to trouble you like this".
"I told you not to say sorry ..you can talk to me comfortably just how you talk to your friends it's ok .. "
"okay I won't say sorry again."
He smiled a little ..he has never talked to you that much, that too on call it's first time hearing your voice..he thinks you sound so sweet and he wishes he'd get to talk to you more often.."hmm that's good ..also about chan what options do we have?"
"if I say I like someone else he won't believe me so that's out of the option ..and If I say I said no he'll ask me the reason.." you sighed "I can't seem to find any reason to tell him"
"I see um then...we can just say we decided to be just friends? "
"that sounds good" you thought that's the safest answer.
"yeah soo.. is it ok for us to be friends? " He really wanted you to say yes .. he'd manage with just that.. being your friend.
You can't see him yet you can picture his hopeful eyes..."will you be ok?..with being my friend" You ask.
Mingyu thinks a little ..he thinks he'll take it as much as close he'll be able to stay with you he'll take it, it is dangerous but right now his heart,mind, soul everything just decides that yes they want it..
"Honestly, I've mostly seen you from distance yet I thought you were amazing so..I...I would like to be your friend and who knows someday you'll realise I'm hotter than chan and finally confess to me ..wow I would like to see that day." He's mischievously smiling right now and then he hears it your laugh..one of his most favourite things in the world ..he could hear it forever.
You laugh.."Mingyu seriously" he also laughs a little with you.
"I'd like to be your friend too mingyu but ...I know how it's like to be friends with someone you like..and I wouldn't recommend that ...it can be hard sometimes." You don't want to think about those moments again when you're trying to move on but you wouldn't want mingyu to feel like that as well.
He sighs," well I'm a tough guy " he's not...but he'd do anything to get to know you better ..he doesn't want to regret anything in his life.
"Ok then it's settled ... we're friends from now on"...you're smiling now
"yeah we are ...I like it" he's smiles softly.
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Author's note: Hey everyone this is it for today, hope you enjoy it❤️
Part 4 👇🏻
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thenickgirl · 7 months ago
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I JUST BIT MY HAND OFF OH MY FUVKING GODDDD ARE YOU KIDDING MEEEEEE UGHH WHY WOULD GOD SIT UP THERE AND MAKE A WOMAN LIKE HE DEAD WRONG IM SO MADDDD
IM SO NORMAL ABOUT THIS GUYS I PROMISE YOU I AM 🙂
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