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candy before beer youre in the clear. beer before candy hurricane sandy
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I'll be thinking about this for at least a week.
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i鈥檓 curious what arbitrary and specific flavors people dislike are. rb and tag a Taste you simply don鈥檛 fuck with. for flavor reasons not texture reasons. for me? i do not like elderflower or caraway for whatever reason
#mustard#especially the gross grey Dijon bullshit#I hate it so much that as a kid when if get in trouble my mom would squirt it in my mouth and make me hold in it there#and when I spat it out I wasn't allowed to rinse it
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Love watching troon body cam videos where their voices immediately crack and go full man. It's so funny
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it鈥檚 difficult for flowers to bloom in a cold and ugly world but I choose to see the beauty anyway
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Where do you stand on cats?
do not stand on cats they don鈥檛 like it
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Where do you stand on cats?
do not stand on cats they don鈥檛 like it
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The what incident
Also they're called dude wipes. And I guess they were on shark tank. And they put mint oil on their booty wipes. And didn't make it explicitly clear in big bold letters

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Also they're called dude wipes. And I guess they were on shark tank. And they put mint oil on their booty wipes. And didn't make it explicitly clear in big bold letters

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