#ILL MISS YOU GUYSSSSS

[mitsyuu]

helloo!! i guess i never made an official post but i wont be posting on here anymore, which includes all my other blogs aswell. i feel like there isnt a lot for me here (other than some mutuals &blogs i like) so ill be going inactive! it kinda sucks to leave but. lingering here feels kinda worse :,) still, to all my mutuals: THANK YOU sososoo much for making this place feel like a home. ill never forget all the events, birthdays, chats w friends, edits & gifts, nogaydays, and kind words. you guys made my nearly 2 years here some of the best time spent in my life ever. -noxy < 3

[narwhalandchill]

wait aint no fucking way an actual genshin loretuber even jokingly acknowledged the rabbit hole insanity that is childe 3rd descender theories what the fuck.

is it finally legal for me to break my self imposed silence on the subject without publicly and shamefully removing all my credibility on genshin lore. please please . this is a super fucking vulnerable moment for me guysssss

(under read more bc full disclosure 100% i Will embarrass myself here. this is NOT on my top of the line Childe Theories And Analysis That I Will Defend In Court Under My Legal Name if Questioned list please understand. this is way more self indulgent and wildly speculative for me as much as i do Genuinely see there being a ground for the theory to stand on. ik when im off to the deep end JKWDKJJKWDJKWD)

like seriously be Aware this WILL be a complete mess btw you have all been warned so like no refunds accepted. if youd like to keep an image of me in your head where i am even slightly respectable and realistic when it comes to my theories please stay there. in the light. where the sun shines.

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so. you have chosen death. o7

ok firstly. YES i KNOWW childe 3rd descender theory is batshit stuff thats Why i havent said shit abt it all this time bc i do Not trust myself to be truly objective on the subject bc i Want the theory to be real so bad so its like of course ill readily disregard all other possible candidates for 3rd descender bc bias. and also see it as more plausible that ajax has sth to do w that and make connections more readily. than any lore enthused person existing without his continued rent free existence in their brain for the last 3+ years. so like. yes. listen. i Know i know its prolly not real. but also i must # speak my truth .

anyway the vid didnt even fully touch on all the like. shady fucking shit when it comes to the Curious coincidences. bc like. so firstly the star thing and connections w childe

so wei did bring up the whole . ajax is released on patch 1.1 called "a new star approaches" (and also polar star is his sig) . except like Theres More bc while i was researching random childe brain rot stuff (sadly dont remember/have a link to where i first saw it) . that title in CN is even more pointedly About ajax bc apparently its about a "guest star". and a guest star again according to that post at least is specifically considered an omen of bad luck in chinese astrology. a guest star approaching = a disaster approaching. like mayhaps a ginger guy resurrecting osial or something . huh . maybe ajax Is the guestpilled starmaxxer in that title. the approacherrrrrr, even

secondly. there are some well hidden references to ajax As A Star in the fontaine AQ too. bc the act III where we go looking for him after he goes missing is called "to the stars shining in the depths" except again i have found a source (yes no link to it saved once again my bad) that its titled "to the morning star in the deep water" in chinese. which is again star singular. curious

then theres the act III official description. that goes "the moment it seized its destiny, the star quietly fell from its lofty perch". and like idk abt yall but if its fontaine AQ act III and you ask me WHOS out there seizing their destiny of all things. It Seems Somewhat Plausible To Argue that its PROBABLY referring to the guy thats out there getting teleported to the primordial sea to face the creature thats Literally etched into the stars as his constellation. like . i have a very Difficult time trying to see the star that is seizing its destiny at this moment as Anyone but him reuniting w the narwhal for the first time in a decade and his 1st thought is to throw hands JKJKWDJKWDJKWDJK

(also. "fell from its lofty perch". fell from where. falling towards where. mayhaps even................ descending?????? if Seizing your destiny is taking your fate into your own hands.... a star that Falls from its perch.... that Descends after seizing its destiny....... Curious is all i will say. hey guys do you think your vision would mayhaps begin rejecting you if you start seizing ur own destiny and thus failing to follow the "duty" of predestined fate that same vision had bestowed upon you. guys do you think a star that seizes its destiny and falls from its lofty perch would get vision error 404. guys----)

also this is a smaller thing bc i think ascension mat theories are largely fringe and not that reliable (ning guizhong reincarnation "theories" ThoseWhoKnow) but i do think it can be acknowledged as a sort of. Extension to all these curious references to stars and being A Star when it comes to childe. he does use Star Conches for ascension . so like it can be a little extra on top of the other more serious more Professionally Certified star things hoyo is curiously attaching to him

so like . a star. a star also being a thing the traveler is repeatedly called. its so quirky that this pattern continues. so thats one thing

oh and also. if childes the non-descender (bc he clearly hasnt regained that status Yet) reincarnated soul of the 3rd descender.

you know what. a dead star. if its massive enough. like perhaps massive enough in some genshin metaphysical fantasy way. to be a star that counts as a descender with a will that rivals a world. if a heavy enough. star. dies. you know. you know what they turn into---

[THERE IS A MAD GLEAM IN MY EYES. YOU HEAR BOSS MUSIC.]

Anyway Hello Dear Reader Of Mine Humble Blog Would You Like To Spare A Moment To Discuss How The All-Devouring Narwhal That Consumes Any And All Stellar Object Coming Into Its Orbit Also Known As Ajax' Reflection In Teyvat's Skies Is Essentially A Sentient Living Black Hole And How A Black Hole Is Formed When A Star Dies? No? Okay.

like wouldnt it be super fucking funny if the constellation of the dead descenders reincarnated soul is a creature that for all intents and purposes is a black hole. like. a dead star. wouldnt that be funny

and before you ask. yes i have thoughts that would make ajax & narwhal are soulmates slash halves of the same entity that remains fully compatible with the 3rd descender brainrot but i. will Not subject you people to that. theres "respectably self aware insane theory i indulge in but know the limitations of" and then theres "jens top 10 personal jenshin impact plot twist wishlist please fulfill mr dawei pwease i swear itll be peak" like ffs. it might seem otherwise given the words i am saying right now but i do have Some propriety

the divine halberd was shattered into NINE piece---- (GUNSHOT)

whoa. what a loser high on her own hopium i wonder who that was. good thing the snipers got her ass there

back to your regularly scheduled programming. obviously theres other things that would very conveniently be explained by this 3rd descender shit as well like. dead eyes. soul of a dead descender thats in Literal Pieces body wise. the dead star that carries a curse above ground upon first making contact with the truth of his being aka post abyss training camp post meeting his mirror imaged destiny in his narwhal. a curse like mayhaps bringing chaos whenever he goes. an incompatibility with the world. drawing everything into his orbit being the eye of the storm or perhaps... the Singularity???? the event horizon??? a source of endless unrest and disaster........ just like the curse of a gnosis TEE HEE .

anyway super funny how that goes. and then another thing wei didnt really. fully go into is naturally the

(DEEP BREATH)

3rd son of his family with 3 older siblings and 3 younger siblings 3rd limited character ever released with 3 names and the 3rd weekly boss with 3 phases each representing 3 unique sources of power (vision, delusion and foul legacy) a 3 petaled symbol aka the triquetra of riptide and six in-game constellations divided into 3 subgroups with 3 unique prefixes (foul legacy, abyssal mayhem, havoc in eng) 3 days missing from teyvat and 3 months spent in abyss is 3rd to wield foul legacy after surtalogi and skirk

also the first character to receive a 3rd rateup banner ANYWAY (also the possible. is the 3rd reincarnation of the original ajax thing. but yeas)

[Me When I'm In A Be Suspiciously Associated With The Number 3 Competition And My Opponent Is Childe Ajax Tartaglia]

isnt it just silly. how many times it comes up. Nobody talk to meeeee its so over

theres prolly some other things too that i have driven myself to madness with when thinking abt this but idr em right now and like . not like this is any manner of serious respectable theory anyway sooooooooo

anyway ill stop embarrassing myself now. like as i said i have been legally forcing myself into silence on this bc listen. i KNOW this is bullshit i KNOW im a deranged biased childe main who will do Anything just to cook up a fantasy version of genshins endgame lore where My Dude is at the center stage and gets to be a massive fucking deal yes 100% deserve to be disqualified on account of terminal stage blorbo bias when it comes to theories on the subject i just. the fact that this is the FIRST time i see Any loretuber person acknowledge the theory. i just had to come in here and let it be known that. Yes. ive been seeing this shit and thinking abt it SINCE 4.2 dropped since that stupid fucking note about forsaking the self and being reborn in the abyss as a holy infant or a primordial human or a descender and that somehow Thats called Ajax. of all things. its horribleeee it eats me alive

[bts-is-my-life-as-always]

Bts reaction to disciplining their child.

The other part to the other thing...... you know what I mean..... not good with words clearly..... Anyways.... Jin: your more into discipline and telling your child when to stop and when it’s fine, Jin would honestly be the one to comfort your child after you telling him/her off. “Mummy doesn’t hate you, she just has her way of showing you she loves you, and daddy wants you to go apologise to mummy for what you did okay?” Butttt when he disciplines them, it’s for a good reason, like your child has been throwing fits and accidentally punches you or something, then the nice dad is over, he’s a strict one, but then goes right back to being soft. (Awwww.) “Princess that kind of behaviour is not accepted by dad, no matter how much I love you, you can’t do that, go apologise to Mum right now”

Rapmon:

strict would be one word, may surprise you but in my opinion i think he’d be the most strict out of all the others, fixes the children with curfews, naughty steps, time out’s or being told off it was all done by him, he loved them to bits but he knew in order for them to be ready for the bigger scarier world, they need to learn that some things just don’t go the way they want it to.

But he will reward them for things that they do well, like finishing homework without being told to, doing well in school, but we all know that’s not what he’ll enforce on them, he’ll give them many options and let them reach their dreams.

“Dad is very proud of you baby girl, and i’ll let you in on a secret, your mum used be very good at dancing too until she had you, i’ll steal some pictures and show you later”

suga:

funnily enough i don’t think suga would be too into disciplining his children the way his son looks at him with teary eyes because he’s telling him off would only hurt him, so even when he’s being a bad boy he won’t do much but just mention it in a joking way.

“aren’t you naughty just like your dad?”

Me: suga you know yourself too well..

Me: okay...... (why am i talking to myself....)

jhope:

jhope is definitely not telling his children off, no matter what, he thinks that telling off children at a young age will only destroy their self esteem and confidence (which is true) unless it was something really bad like bullying or something which we all know his children are not doing, jhopes family will be possibly the funniest and brightest family you’ve ever seen.

“okay children family board game time”

“children? am i considered a child too?”

“your the biggest child here”

jimin:

this chimchim can be scary if he’s angry but this side of him only comes out when the situation is extremely serious again like bullying but most of the times he’ll try to look over it and he’d most likely ask jhope for a lot of advice since his children are both sensible and overloaded with confidence.

“hyung i need help again (childs name) is mad at me again for telling her off.”

“well why did you tell her off?”

“she said she had a boyfriend”

“REALLY THAT’S WHY YOU TOLD HER OFF?!?!”

V:

literally have no idea how he’d react to his children doing something bad.... probably would accuse you of lying in a joking way until he see’s it for himself. maybe he’ll tell them off just slightly so they don’t feel more distant from him.

“don’t tell me they’re being bad again”

“what can i say, they’re your children”

“Hey what does that mean?”

jungkook:

there is only one time i feel like he’ll tell his children off, that’s when he’s either bullying another kid which isn’t gonna happen because he teaches his children values and that everyone is special and he shouldn’t do that to anyone, or if they take mummy and daddy’s time away or just genuinely taking you away from him.

“no, mummy is mineee~~”

“stay with your uncles mummy and daddy need their time together”

“NO, SHES MINE”

“i mean you wouldn’t be here without me sooo, were going”

You shook our head from side to side.... which ones the child?

(pretend your jin and suga is the child.......)

i’ve missed you guysssss omgggggg, and i’m ill so that’s great but i had to upload this for you guys so had to get this finished, btwww go give love to inbetween idky but you guys really don’t seem to like it, i’ll try to update the V one like tomorrow, but can’t promise it cause you know my mind changes so easily.

anyways byeeeee~~~~~~