#IDC IF SHE'S SICK IN THE HEAD AND FIRES CHEF LEFT AND RIGHT
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etrevil Ā· 1 year ago
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There are three things I want from Fitzy and it's either his money, his wife, or both.
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aw-eather Ā· 4 years ago
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Heather Watches SG1: s2ep22 Out of Mind and s3ep01 Into the Fire
Ah two of my all time favourites. Maybe even THE favourites. Theyā€™re just SO good. Also my shipper heart cannot take it but we love torturing ourselves here so lets go.Ā 
Iā€™m gonna try and do enough that yā€™all get at least one post a day and scheduel them to go up periodically :)Ā 
This go very long so I hope it posts properly.Ā 
Ooooh mysterious tank
I mean honestly this was suspicious from the get go
Donā€™t trust this guy
JACK
YOUā€™RE ALL WET JACK
Is he?Ā 
Are they dead tho? Are you sure? Cause that sounds fake...Ā 
You see, the year is now.............. 2077
CREDITS
Tealā€™c looks all big and scary but really heā€™s a precious boy
End credits
TERYL ROTHERY
honestly that device looks very Star Trek
Missed opportunity to make a 69 joke
Girl he has been asleep for 79 years he probably remembers shit allĀ 
Good boy, answer nothing. Donā€˜t trust the random men that woke you up
thats not sarcasm, I donā€™t trust them eitherĀ 
ā€œthe rest of the facilityā€ riiiiiight
Wizard of Oz reference
38 teams is a lot of teams
MMMMMMMM sounds FAKE
DONā€™T TRUST HIM JACK
General whats his face just dropped something on the ground
STARGATE
Jack is handsome
Me: Iā€™m gay
Jack Oā€™Neill: Yeah sure ya bethchaĀ 
Are ya just? What makes ya think Jack can help? heā€™s been asleep for 79 years
Tokā€™ra mind probe
Benefical alliance my ass, what did they ever really do for the Tauā€™ri??
Except promise to send a ship when theyĀ ā€œhad one availableā€
So thinking of Sam right now would be BAD Jack.Ā 
NOX
I LOVE THE NOX
WHAT CUTIES
look at them, theyā€™re so sweet
Jack stop thinking and showing them shitĀ 
Could be a great weapon but the Nox are peaceful and beautiful and I love them
LITTLE GREY ALIENS WITH THE LITTLE GREY BUTTS
Thats a big ship
This is the onlyĀ ā€œlook at all the shit weā€™ve managed to do so farā€ episode that is actually any good
Why donā€™t we meet the Furlings?
I wanna meet themĀ 
They sound fluffy
I love the baby asgards look atĀ ā€˜em so cuuuuute
Kathrine! Youā€™re great girly
ā€œTouch itā€ *Jack touches it without knowing what it does, could die*
Jack waving his gun to touch the molecules seems like a bad idea
Yeah let him rest stop bullying him
purple goop
stop the pruple goop Jack
purple goop is never a good thing
Oh look... ANOTHER tank
DANNY BOY
Please cover your nipples
I donā€™t wanna see your man nipples
A third tank... funny that
SSSSAAAAAAMMMMMM
Funny how none of them are ACTUALLY dead
LIES WEā€™VE JUST SEEM THEM
Get these people some clothes
leaving her wrapped in a blanket is rude
Blanket looks like a mat tbh
BRATAC
SKARRA
Daniels hair is so bad in this episode Iā€™m not sorry its HORRIBLEĀ 
He has a SHIELD Jack
FUCK YEAH JACK THROW THAT KNIFE YAS
HATHOR
I love Hathor hosts
Sheā€™s great honestly
Sam and janet and the girls kicking ass is the best
RIP HathorĀ 
No seriously Danielā€™s hair is BAD
Tealā€™c
JANET
ah yes, unusualĀ 
Tealā€™c is so passionate and caring about his friends I love him so much
THREE FUCKING WEEKS?!?!?!?!
janet is such an angel you canā€™t convince me otherwise
Are they tho?Ā 
Yeah he would but Tealā€™c with do anything for his F A M I L Y
Well he will leave
Aw Tealā€™c I love you with my entire heart
That zoom in on the patch is niceĀ 
YES JACK STOP THE GOOP
Nice kick!Ā 
BYE TEALā€™C I LOVE YOU
AWW THIS EXCHANGE IS SO NICEĀ 
AW THE SALUTE BABE NO THAT HURTS MY HEART ITS SO SWEET
#SorryNotSorry but Jack looks so fucking good in this outfitĀ 
Like... he looks sooooo good
God I am questioning my sexuality left right and centre today
But seriously can he dress like that more often?Ā 
Go get ya girl, Jack!
Oh look... not the SGCĀ 
WHO WOULD HAVE EVER GUESSED
Serpant and Horus guards! :O
STOP THINKING BABE
THEY GONNA FIND YOOOOOU
SAAAAAAAAAM
BEAT THIS GUYS ASS AND SAVE. YOUR. GIRL
O U C H THAT WOULD FUCKING HURT
SHOULDER TOUCHINGĀ 
SHOULDER RUBBING
SHOULDER TOUCHINGĀ 
SHE IS TOUCHING HIM
I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD FOLLOWED BY A MEMORY OF HIM NEARLY DYINGĀ 
SHEā€™S STILL HOLDING HIS SHOULDER
STARING AT HER NAKED BACK
TRYING NOT TO STARE AT HER NAKED BACK
HE IS SO IN TROUBLEĀ 
HE FANCIES HER SO MUCHĀ 
I MEAN SAME
she also looks good but like he looks better???
GRABBING
WALL HOLDING
HANDS TOUCHING SHOULDERS
PINKY CURLED IN SO HE DOESNā€™T TOUCH BARE SKIN
COULD HAVE MOVED BUT ISNā€™T MOVINGĀ 
THEY WANNA HOLD EACH OTHER
DEAR GOD
sorry Iā€™ll stop with the caps
I just physically cannot with those two
i love them so much
and i hate how they were treatd
Hathor you idiot,Ā 
SUANNE
LOL JackĀ 
Servants in the royal court? Yeah sounds great
Rude Jack
lol the pat on the shoulder Jack you dick
uuuuuuhhhhh didnā€™t notice before how HOT IT IS WHEN HATHOR RUNS THE IDC REMOTE UNDER SAMS CHIN AND THE LOOK SAM GIVES HER I-
ACK SNAKE
I hate them the same way Jack does tbh
they make me squirm
Give it to Daniel. Why is Daniel the only one that never has a snake in him... wait...Ā 
sorry but I just wanna talk with the national captions institute...Ā 
Alright! On to Into the Fire!Ā 
DAVIS
MAJOR DAVIS I LOVE YOU
MY FAVOURITE
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH EVEN IF THINGS DO FALL TO SHIT WHENEVER YOUā€™RE THERE
Dramatic zooooom on Hathors name for E M P H A S I SĀ 
CREDITS
I love how Hammond is like EVERYONE is saving SG1
How DARE you, Daivs. They are THE team, rude!
I love that everyone steps forward because everyone loves SG1 but also everyone knows you donā€™t leave anyone else behind.Ā 
I love Hammond
MARTIN WOOD :O
He is a great director
Ew snake
Jack still looks fucking goodĀ 
Jack now is not the time for sassĀ 
Give it to Daniel. No one cares
Sam is likeĀ ā€œIā€™m not scared bitch bring itā€
Of course it wants Jack
Poor Jack
Why is it always him??Ā 
You tried, buddy
Samā€™s hand on his CHEST PLEASE JUST GET MARRIED
TEALā€™CĀ 
BRATAC
Sam literally hates watching Jack in any painĀ 
Poor Jack
Hathor fuck off
What exactly was the point of ripping his shirt? It makes no difference to the snake going in the back of HIS HEAD
Ew
oh gross
i hate it
I hate it so much
ugh the chills I currently have
Suanne Baun is super pretty though
YAS TOKā€™RA LADY
WE RESPECT AND LOVE YOU
Another Wizard of Oz referenceĀ 
Sorry Daniel looks so bad
its the hair honestly, the little dorky fringe
Samā€™s hair, on the other hand *chefs kiss*
Yeah but heā€™ll be fine, Tokā€™ra lady saved the day <3Ā 
YAS GIRL
NOOO Poor Tokā€™ra lady
Sorry fam, I forgot her name lolĀ 
Sam pulling that jacket on, Sam in a jacket thats a little too big for her , Sam in a white shirt.. Sam
Yeah they are Tealā€™c.Ā 
Dead and false and dead... or is he???
Hand dance
Energy barrier is in the way, boys continue to shoot
oh no shooting towers of death are never a good sign
And of course Daniel got hurt so we have to baby him for the rest of the fucking episode jfc just sit him down somewhere and Sam and the rest of the teams can do the hard work... again
Cool Tokā€™ra tunnels are Cool
Lol Daniel being sassy (oh its just a deep, bleeding gash, itā€™ll be fine) lol sorry he is funny when heā€™s sassy
Iā€™m sick of your army already, Hathor
OOOOH a barrierĀ 
Hammond is awaitingĀ 
Why do they give them such short time periods to do shit? Like they know things go wrong literally ALL THE TIMEĀ 
LikeĀ ā€œhi you have 24 hours to go into a SECURE, GOAā€™ULD FACILITY, RETRIEVE THREE SG MEMBERS AND GET OUT. PIECE.OF.CAKEā€
6 hours is a long time to sit on your hands and do nothing tho. Ah well might as well go and save the boyfriend
The president can suck a rotten potatoe
Davis, you canā€™t really argue with him, he outranks you about 4 times
Samā€™s sleeves are too long and baggy and its SO CUTE
GO SAM
SAVE THE DAY
BUT SAVE YOUR BOYFRIEND FIRSTĀ 
Hammond visiting ChulakĀ 
because heā€™s an angel baby
and the best dad ever to his four kids; Major Dr Science Space Baby, Sassy Grumpy Fruit Loop and Sam Carter Loving Space Baby, Warrior Gentle Giant Space Baby and Annoying, Doesnā€™t know shit, Archaeologist Space Baby.
Yas Tealā€™c, spill that tea
I will join you, bb
Hammond in a toga will also join you cause he a babe
and he needs your help cause Davis said No.Ā 
HAMMOND OF TEXAS IS MY FAVOURITE THING EVER I LOVE ITĀ 
Sam: Iā€™m gonna go and shut this shield down
Sam: but not until I have tried to save my Future Husband.Ā 
Poor Tokā€™ra lady
Hand on chest again
Fucking Hathor man
Go away boo, youā€™re ruining the momentĀ 
Stop hurting Sam
YAS JACK FUCK YES I LOVE THAT
I love his response to it too
Like the shock and fear
This hug goes on a long time
I know heā€™s cold or whatever but like...Ā 
and I know heā€™s in shock and so is she a bit
heā€™s doing it for her as much as him
but theyā€™re STILL hugging
They literally never do this again
Its so sweet because after this its just... nothing? Like POV happens and then Upgrade and Divide and Conquer and they go ah fuck we canā€™t hug anymore so all we get is platonic shoulder holding and using shoulders as pillows. The closes we get to a hug is Death Knell and emotional trauma Threads. I want a REAL hug
And he holds her arms for ages and helps her up
Wow theyā€™re so fucking in love this hurts
ā€œFoundĀ ā€˜emā€ Jack stop so cute
C4! Whoā€™d have thought it
Ah shit theyā€™re surroundedĀ 
He still looks good
They BOTH look goodĀ 
They make a great coupleĀ 
Nope, not really but its what ya got so youā€™re gonna have to deal with it
This general guy is a bit of a dick
Thats right Sam, donā€™t listen. Good job, Danny boy.
Only 1? Thats not a lot of time
Get out there, Jack! Buy that time
Gun Bum! (if you know Sanctuary, youā€™ll get it)
Heā€™s really not doing a great job of pretending to be a Goaā€™uld
Its really not impossibleĀ 
ex-goddess lolĀ 
ā€œSheā€™s Gone. She is no more.ā€ Iā€™m honestly shocked people didnā€™t shoot him more oftenĀ 
I love him tho
Thank god, thats good timing
Hammond is IN. HIS. ELEMENTĀ 
There is no way she heard hiom say now but she still knew. I love them. I love how well they know each other and theyā€™ve only known each other a little over two years
Time to KICK SOME ASS
JAFFA YAS
ooh coming in from behind, sneaky
YEEHAW
OH HAMMOND YOU PRECIOUS BABY
Sam going straight to Jack and it looks like she goes to put her arm around him.Ā 
I hate them ffs
Braā€™tac and Human fuck me thats so cute
Samā€™s smile when they see Tealā€™c and Hammond is Gorgeous
and Hammond patting her on the back! stop! I love Space Dad and his idiot Space babies.Ā 
Final Thoughts:
Seriously guys this is my favourite Final and First eps of a season.Ā 
100% one of my favourite two parters, if not my all time favourite two parter
Great direction, good story, excellent bad guys, good acting, just enough suspense with out being too drawn out, something for everyone, comes of the back of a fun as fuck episode (1969), Hammond has a big part, Davis is there, lots of cute Sam/Jack and of course, Danielā€™s Elf Hair.Ā 
Also the Tokā€™ra are actually useful in this one which is SHOCKINGĀ 
Lemme know your thoghts friends, Iā€™m excited to hear them!Ā 
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