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hikarry · 5 months ago

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There should be more Good Omens x Supernatural crossovers

Fanart, fanfics, idc

Just

Castiel and Aziraphale's relationship would be fucking bomb! Hell, even Sam and Aziraphale's! They could be fucking nerds together

And don't get me stared on Crowley and Dean's dynamic! I just know they would absolutely annoy the fuck out of each other but become fast friends that just, ya know, thrive over fucking roasting each other but they would geek out over the other's car and music together. Just 🤌🏻 Crowley taking the shit out of Dean for him not only being American, but from bloody Texas of all places and Dean making a fake atupid British accent to annoy the shit out of Crowley because

Dean: "Look at me. Im a stupid demon that of all places in the world chose to become a fucking honorary Brit. How I love myself my stupid little tea at noon and pretend like I'm better than everybody else"

Crowley; "Listen here, you bloody Yankee, first off, tea is not my thing. Good whiskey, me. And I'm not bloody British! I'm a demon!"

Dean: "You sure act like one, posh bastard"

Crowley; "Posh? It's called having bloody manners! You fucking Americans must have lost them when you killed all the bloody natives and then came up with a stupid arse of a holiday to pretend you are the good guys"

Dean: "Says the Brit. Just the guys that enslaved half of the world and killed the other half."

Crowley: "I am not fucking British!"

Aziraphale: "He's right, Dean, dear. Technically we are not British. We don't have any nationality. We can speak every language and are nationless. Besides, we weren't involved with Britain's colonization. Actually, I believe Crowley spent most of his time in Iceland back in that century."

Crowley: "Oh yeah. We can speak every language but French, eh?"

Aziraphale: "We don't talk about that."

Castiel: "What's the problem with French?"

Crowley: "The problem is Aziraphale is absolute shit at it. It almost got him discorporated back in the French Revolution. Heavens, he can barely order a crepe when we go to Paris."

Castiel: "Why? It's in our nature to speak every language"

Aziraphale: "Oh for the love of all that's holy....I just decided to learn it the hard way, yes? Thought it might be fun."

Crowley: "Yeah. Just like the magic lessons you took. Which you are also shit at, by the way."

Sam: "Can't you like, do real magic?"

Crowley: "Precisely. But angel over here decided human magic was fun."

Aziraphale: "And I am correct! It's not my fault you are a cinic!"

Crowley: "You mean realistic. Every time I've seen you try to perform magic it's an absolute disaster. Embarrassing even."

Aziraphale: "Ah yes? What about my photo trick back in the 40s? Saved us, did it not?"

Crowley: "You did good there, yes. But, fucking Heavens angel-"

Dean: "Okay whatever. Let the fucking Brits have their little fight. We have work to do. Sammy, did you manage to locate the demon?"

Sam: "Actually, Aziraphale did."

Aziraphale: "It was quite easy, really. Crowley and I have dealt with them before"

Crowley: "You mean I saved your arse from them before"

Dean: "Oh for fucks sake, just let's go. Sammy, Cas, cmon."

Aziraphale: "Are you sure you don't want us to go? We could help."

Dean: "No. You both stay. Make up and makeout or whatever it is you do in your free time. We don't need you in the way"

Crowley: "Aziraphale, let's go. We gonna try and find some decent restaurant in this bloody city. Let them screw themselves. They will come begging for help before you know it"

Dean: "We've been dealing with demons for years, you pretentious fuck. We dunnot need your fucking help."

Crowley: "We've been alive for all the existence of humanity and have saved the world twice now."

Dean: "Big thing. We do that every other week. Open your mouth when you fight fucking God and then we will talk."

Sam: "Okay, okay, enough. You two go and do whatever it is that you want to do. We will reach out if we need help."

Aziraphale: "Jolly good. Come on, my dear. I've seen an amazing sushi restaurant down the street that looks decent enough."

#okay like this got out of control and they just kept talking but alas #i will write something with them some day #i just love this crossover #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #anthony j crowley #aziracrow #supernatural #dean winchester #sam winchester #castiel #spencer speaks

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deliciouskeys · 2 years ago

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Butchlander are answering the Valentine’s 25 asks

* first date: describe your ideal first date.

BB: We meet at a racetrack, I stare at him across the way and drink a beverage with his face on it.

HL: … What? Oh, that. That wasn’t a date.

BB: it was to me.

HL: I prefer visiting his house and having a bitch session.

* first kiss: what’s the best way to be kissed?

BB: fast, hard and spontaneous

HL: what he said.

* preference: sexuality? what’s your ‘type’?

BB: I like cunts.

HL: I like people who have no fear. So, brave or stupid.

* blush: what could someone do this valentine’s to make you feel special?

BB: Give me head.

HL: Tell me I’m enough.

BB: That’s sad, mate.

HL: Does that mean you’re going to say it to me? *dares to hope*

BB: Nah.

* hand holding: do you like pda?

BB: fuck no

HL: fuck YES

* family: how important is your family’s approval of your s.o.?

BB: The Boys are my family and I don’t want to scare little Hughie. Plus I’d be setting a bad example. I’m not telling them.

HL: All my parental figures are gone. Except one. But he’s not going to approve of anyone, so idc.

* doves: what’s the most romantic thing someone’s done for you?

HL: Enthusiastically agreed to scorch the earth with me 🥰

BB: He keeps making all these over the top gestures, but honestly when he made me tea even though he doesn’t drink it.

* love hearts: where were you when you met your crush?

BB: A Vought Christmas party 💀

HL: I said I love that accent but I hated it

BB: do you still?

HL: occasionally. When I can’t make out what you’re saying.

BB: he speaks “perfect American”, of course.

HL: I do! They coached me to enunciate.

* candy: favourite thing to eat on a date?

HL: I have recently discovered the existence of dulce de leche

BB: anything with chopsticks because I love watching his xenophobic ass struggle

* 100th date: would you prefer to stay in or go out this valentine’s?

HL: Stay in, the restaurants are crowded and paps are looking for photo opps.

BB: Nothing to add to that.

* roses: do you like picnic dates?

HL: Have we had one? I thought you British people loved picnics.

BB: He knows so much about the UK 🙄

* giggle: what’s more important in an s.o.: intelligence or humour?

BB: Humor for me, obviously, because this guy dresses like a clown.

HL: Certainly not intelligence, as you can see from this guy’s jokes.

* lace: who looks best in your favourite colour?

BB: My favorite color is black and I don’t think he’s ever worn black in his life, so me.

HL: My favorite color is blue, and I doubt he’s ever worn navy blue in his life. So me.

* cupid: have you ever been set up? have you ever set anyone else up? how did it go?

HL: Yes, they made me date Maeve for the points. It was awesome.

BB: Nope.

* lovebirds: at what point in a relationship would you make it ‘public’?

HL and BB (in unison): Immediately / Never

HL: What was that?

BB: You heard me.

HL: Well it takes two to keep a secret, but only one person to go public.

* love knots: would you like to forget the person you shared your first kiss with?

BB: Some girl in elementary school. I don’t want to forget, but I don’t remember her name. Jenny?

HL: They made me practice with Vought employees around the time I turned 18. Yes, I’d like to forget.

BB: Uh, wow, me too. Forget what you just said, that is.

* promise ring: who do you see yourself being with in two years?

HL: I’ll either be with him, or he’ll be dead

BB: Care to elaborate?

HL: I’m just saying the most likely outcomes, nothing ominous.

* ballad: best love song?

BB: Wannabe

HL: The one that goes “not gonna write you a love song cause you asked…”

BB: You mean from that Bareilles bird?

HL: Probably. What. Why’re you laughing. Yours is a spice girl song.

BB: Cause you’re actually serious.

* aphrodite: how important are looks?

HL: Important.

BB: Important I guess. 😒

* angel: do you like ‘bad boys’ or sweethearts more?

BB: America’s sweetheart, bad boy behind closed doors and between the sheets.

HL: I am not a bad boy in any setting or capacity. But I’m apparently drawn to date them.

* harp: have you ever written a poem for a crush?

BB: *laughs shaking his head in disbelief at the question*

HL: Why would I? Pearls before swine.

* red: where will you be spending february 14th?

HL: Probably doing superhero duties, rescuing suicidal incels and the like.

BB: Watching him doing his bullshit work on the news.

* love notes: who was your last valentine? where are they now?

HL: My last valentine before him was an invalid. She… ended up dying.

BB: My last one was in 2011. *grim*

* flowers: what’s the best romantic gift to give someone?

BB: Sometimes a good old punch in the teeth. Or a spanking to set them straight.

HL: I gave him a dose of Compound V to use and he tried to return it to Vought for retail value cash.

* st. valentine: what are your hopes for love this year?

BB: For him to stop being a cunt.

HL: To have the person I’m dating still be alive at the end of the year.

#butchlander #homelander #billy butcher #lol #meme #the boys #the boys tv #mystuff

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baekhvuns · 2 years ago

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I'm sorry, but Arsenal went from 0:2 to 3:2, first half was embarrassing but then they went desperate mode and they're still first SO I'M GOOD. Vini was clowning that's true, but Gavi??? Crazy guy 🔫 anyways, I'm waiting for CL, idc about this Spanish bullshit 💀 Liverpool said WE'RE REDEEMING OURSELVES FUCK YOU ALL 😭 this is hilarious tbh... sad, but wtf. PSG vs Bayern soon, how we feeling? 💀

I hope not to see anything Gr**nw**d related except him going to jail. I hate how easy some people are to persuade... shit like this is nuanced.

That obsessed weirdo isn't my friend, come oooon, I just met her in a queue then at a birthday cafe and I thought she was alright.

The fact SM doesn't even blur miss Judy's face and she's trying to convince us it's because she's with them?! They even blur staff members, be serious bitch. But why isn't SM doing anything?

I would say kpop is at its peak when it comes to popularity, the only reason some things are going down is the decrease in music quality and the oversaturation, some companies are doing TOO MUCH. Hybe thinks they're the cool new and hip co-worker who got hired and wanna change everything and "help" the old workers even though no one asked? SM has a lot of issues and crimes that they committed, but Hybe IS NOT going to help

Not me getting Britishised �� when I went to the UK for the first time when I was around 12 I didn't know English, I could understand it, but speaking was a no no. My friend's cousin from Ireland hang out with us and I was so shocked, I couldn't understand her at all, but my friend - a native English speaker said "tbh I understand every 5 words she says". Now I'm used to the accents, I actually struggle with some American ones. Father Baek ily <3 it's good idc. British cousine is mostly gross and the names of the dishes? I still can't believe spotted dick exists. But some stuff are good, especially the vegan versions

Nope, Cornish people are fun and chill. YOU GUYS? As if people didn't comment on my messy accent in the past 💀 I wanted to sound more British, but guess I was trying too hard and some people were mad I was attempting to sound like someone I wasn't. Fun times </3

Really? No Woo fics? I wonder why, tbh I have no clue, I rarely read fics and when I do it's only Hwa. Hmmm, I don't fond hockey attractive, so I'd go for racer or fencer actually.

At this point Shinestars need to set up our fashion brand and use Hwa as our model and ambassador. Don't have mortgage, because I can't afford a house, heh 🥰 but SK is nice, I went to the trampoline/climbing park Atz filmed episode 7 of Salary Lupin at!

What?! I did not order Seonghwa's winter MD who said I did?!?!? Please no robbery!

The Korean spelling of Xikers is Ssaikeouseu, so in English it should be Saikers....... choices

My friend watched Horimiya thanks to me and she was convinced it was an older show, we definitely need more shoujo anime 🥰 Btw I watched this one show and this guy, he's a commander and professional simp, I love him https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uPwVxfYEwWg (for some reason I can't link anymore, sorry about that :/)

Alchemy of Souls didn't have to go that hard... I bet Hwa is tearing up watching

LA fans don't get as many stuff as Korean fans, but they're definitely extremely privileged. Speaking of, this bitch cannot be serious https://twitter.com/byeonbang_tiny/status/1631655077080629249?t=JjxE_WgNbAqpVrON4RvuLg&s=19 Apparently it's a priv of a problematic fansite ajshaujsjwjsiwjjwjw

Sorry? https://twitter.com/hoonhub/status/1632622782927323137?t=Ku7FG51bRsDVZJic-n_j5Q&s=19 why is this fandom full of unfunny losers. He was just sitting down eating while a friend was taking a photo? This: https://twitter.com/rubiIIage/status/1632723356972621826?t=3pRP_dorCvQDYs0c9b4axQ&s=19

Anyways look how beautiful, this fit aaaaaaaaaa https://twitter.com/pshsource/status/1632806590733598722?t=wOzvOEM6LFwiscXbMVaAwQ&s=19

I went to sleep after 4am thanks to him 🥰 He also trimmed his hair, but.... I'll allow it. He looked like a model, but then proceeded to show off his lightsaber pens 😭🤧😢

🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃 then the way he just appeared in his pjs and laid in bed? https://twitter.com/thinkingabtpsh/status/1632816075858427910?t=XcKNOX6iFjj7mT98_GOeTw&s=19 - DV 💖

hello!!

I'm sorry, but Arsenal went from 0:2 to 3:2, first half was embarrassing but then they went desperate mode and they're still first SO I'M GOOD. Vini was clowning that's true, but Gavi??? Crazy guy 🔫 anyways, I'm waiting for CL, idc about this Spanish bullshit 💀 Liverpool said WE'RE REDEEMING OURSELVES FUCK YOU ALL 😭 this is hilarious tbh… sad, but wtf. PSG vs Bayern soon, how we feeling? 💀

YOU WON BUT FOR WHAT, GOT RM AND MANU CRYING 😭😭😭😭 sEEE NOW, vini does this on a daily but if gavi does it it’s a big tHing 🔫 but u know what i respect, he plays like veratti who’s available for like 10 games a year bc of his red cards jvdkwhckc u can bet gavi won’t do that the next leg bc pedri will calm him down <3 LMFAOOOO SUDDENLY NO INTEREST IN LA LIGA???? 😭😭😭 LIVERPOOL ABSOLUTELY ANNIHILATED MANU IM SO SURPRISED WITH THE EASE THEY DID IT ITS SO FUNNY RBEJFH psg v bayern, u know i have no hope bc 1. neymar’s out for surgery, 2. they still suck at defence 3. somewhat good thing is that messi & mbappe are actually DOING SOMETHING,,, so iM PREDICTING it’s either a 1-0 like last time, a draw or bayern going crazy or just disgrace but tbh it’s psg so can’t expect anything

maybe rm redemption arc in summer? theyre trying to get mbappe now 😬

I hope not to see anything Grnwd related except him going to jail. I hate how easy some people are to persuade… shit like this is nuanced. /// That obsessed weirdo isn't my friend, come oooon, I just met her in a queue then at a birthday cafe and I thought she was alright.

no seriously it’s the way the fans on instagram are still rotting for him bc he’s in his ‘prime�� and will eventually ‘become bigger’ yeah, a bigger idiot,,, he might as well retire or go china,,, LMFAOOO 😭😭😭 she must’ve been really nice for u to not notice her vibes 😭😭

The fact SM doesn't even blur miss Judy's face and she's trying to convince us it's because she's with them?! They even blur staff members, be serious bitch. But why isn't SM doing anything?

NO LITERALLY LIKE WHAT DOES SHE GOT ON THEM BC THEY USUALLY BLUR EVERY ONGOER IN VLOGS,,, ppl are going a little 📈📉 over some theories regarding her,,, nct’s team knows judy! someone reached out to them and apparently they know about her, hopefully the hefty lawsuit comes to her and her friends bc damn

true! but the popularity is like, this one person said thiS perfectly but i can’t find it but it was something along the lines of people assuming kpop is worldwide just because ppl know of them on twt, twt ≠ worldwide fame! DEFINITELY THE MUSIC QUALITY also probably the way they’re marketing idols, there’s like no fun, even at award shows, like not even a smile atp 😭😭 i def think companies caught onto the lore thing and now everyone and their mother has a lore to it, which can make things complicated + the way not many are experimenting with diff genres which sm does! but recently it’s been a 📉📈📉 hybe’s saviour complex is mad,,, the way their stans are like no one wants sm BUT HYBS GOING ABOVE AND BEYOND FOR IT SO WHY DONT THEY LEAVE THEM BE 😭😭😭 why are they funnelling money for SM 😭😭?? atp kakao is good bc at least they’re not trying to put a hand in the management or direction bc hybe def’s getting mhj in it and it’s 🔫🔫

Yeah Europe loves knives 🙃 it's worrying. Paris is bad, Atz needs to get away asap, I can't believe the French menace got 2 stops. Lmao I guess the IG video is right, Berlin is the alt city, so I can definitely see people like that /// Not me getting Britishised 😭 when I went to the UK for the first time when I was around 12 I didn't know English, I could understand it, but speaking was a no no. My friend's cousin from Ireland hang out with us and I was so shocked, I couldn't understand her at all, but my friend - a native English speaker said "tbh I understand every 5 words she says". Now I'm used to the accents, I actually struggle with some American ones. Father Baek ily <3 it's good idc. British cousine is mostly gross and the names of the dishes? I still can't believe spotted dick exists. But some stuff are good, especially the vegan versions

NO LITERALLY WHY DID PARIS GET 2 STOPS 🤨🤨🤨 this makes sense w my new fic where yunho’s a parisian with identity crisis so i guess it’s valid then <3 will report back to u the day i visit berlin 🫡 a whole ppt presentation with black smudged eyeliner,, LMFAOOO FORGET UR BAPTISM UR BRITISHISIZED 😭😭😭 stop bc the ireland english would be a whole new level of english,, father baek has an obsession with it that he tries to shove it down on my throat, will nEVER EAT THAT 🤚🏻 spotted dick is so ???? 😭😭 hilarious pls have u ever ate it?? the hongjoong san video w jolly right after our discussion, HONGJOONGS REACTIONS FBWND

YES YOU GUYS DBWBDJS 😭😭😭 nAURRRR AND U WERE LIKE 12???? JAIL TO ALL OF THEM 🔫🔫🔫 it be ur own people fr,, i rmr when i came here, it wasn't even about my accent, it was bc of where i was from so everything stereotypical was blamed on me <3

Really? No Woo fics? I wonder why, tbh I have no clue, I rarely read fics and when I do it's only Hwa. Hmmm, I don't fond hockey attractive, so I'd go for racer or fencer actually.

no bc same 😭😭 these days i don’t know read fics anymore, me too! usually if miss tenelka writes them 🤲🏻🤲🏻 see the hockey player was a junior x senior one <3 wILL save that for choi san!

NO LITERALLY IT’S A CRIME ATP! waiting for the day it comes true and it seems 1 step closer with balmain x hj, now we need some crazy photoshoot with any brand atp 😭😭 omg the mortgage here with the inflation iS MENTAL!! OOOOOOOO WHERE THEY ALL THREW HANDS AT EACH OTHER??? did u guys try to imitate that bc 🔫 IM REALLY ON MY WAY, SINCE UR IN SK I CAN GO TO UR PLACE EASILY

The Korean spelling of Xikers is Ssaikeouseu, so in English it should be Saikers……. choices //// My friend watched Horimiya thanks to me and she was convinced it was an older show, we definitely need more shoujo anime 🥰 Btw I watched this one show and this guy, he's a commander and professional simp, I love him (for some reason I can't link anymore, sorry about that :/)

saikers….the anime loving ceo is back at it again,,, WE NEED MORE SHOUJO BACK!!! horimiya’s art is so pretty, did ur friend watch maid sana 👁👁 HE’S A COMMANDER???? HELLOOO FBMWDBMWBDWK (no worries! for some reason i can’t answer ur asks on my tumblr phone app and it just doesn’t post so if it’s late it’s bc im trying to copy paste this to my laptop 😭😭)

Alchemy of Souls didn't have to go that hard… I bet Hwa is tearing up watching /// LA fans don't get as many stuff as Korean fans, but they're definitely extremely privileged. Speaking of, this bitch cannot be serious Apparently it's a priv of a problematic fansite ajshaujsjwjsiwjjwjw

alchemy of soul is my simp nation <3 also the glory pt 2 is on the way!!! help that fansite is like exo’s korean fans 😭😭😭😭😭 gatekeeping artists now?? come on u literally LIVE IN THE SAME COUNTRY u guys get free uni concerts all we get is broken flash mobs 😭😭😭

Sorry? why is this fandom full of unfunny losers. He was just sitting down eating while a friend was taking a photo? /// This: https://twitter.com/rubiIIage/status/1632723356972621826?t=3pRP_dorCvQDYs0c9b4axQ&s=19

was not able to access the video but iM gonna agree with u blINDLY BC twt atiny’s are really unfunny,, so ppl are upset bc he was sitting alone and atiny’s joked about it? i mean like isnt that what friends do? like sit alone and the other sees them and takes a photo to idk later send it to them for funsies 😭😭

Anyways look how beautiful, this fit aaaaaaaaaa I went to sleep after 4am thanks to him 🥰 He also trimmed his hair, but…. I'll allow it. He looked like a model, but then proceeded to show off his lightsaber pens 😭🤧😢 ////🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃 then the way he just appeared in his pjs and laid in bed? - DV 💖

YEAH THIS MAN, HE’S GOT TO STOP, HE HAS THE MUSHROOM HAIR AND THE OUTFIT??? SCREAMS YSL IMFHWKFHWK MODEL HWA 🫡🫡 IS ALIVE!

what the hell what the hell pt2

anon,,, 😯

when we had originality

#✉️ : ask #dv 💖 anon

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plutoslvr · 2 years ago

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sibling dynamic foxes is the best thing ever and no its not a headcanon this is canon to me.

like the foxes and Kevin? siblings if I ever saw any. They would relentlessly bully Kevin and Kevin would just bully them back but the moment anyone tries talking shit about either of them it's absolute hell.

Reporter 1: Kevin, what do you think about the Foxes as a team? I'm sure they can't compare to your old team, The Ravens and Ri-

Kevin Day best Exy player in the league, holding his Exy racquet like a weapon: the fuck did you just say to me?

The foxes: man FUCK Kevin

some exy hating loser: yeah screw that guy

Bisexual defender Allison holding enough money in her pocket to end their life: No. You don't get it.

NOT JUST THEM are you guys trying to tell me Matt and Nicky aren't best friends? Are you telling me they don't have gossip Fridays where they share everything together whilst Dan listens in on them. Are you telling me Nicky doesn't read the upperclassmen to filth about their fashion sense (except Allison who joins in on making fun of them).

And of course we have the twinyards (YES THEY HEAL IDC NORA CAN CHOKE ON AN EXY STICK) and they're fucking dickheads to each other its insane. The first few months everyone's slightly on edge but then they realise its all bark and no bite.

Andrew: I'm going to stab you.

Aaron: Do it coward

Andrew: *jabbing him with a mechanical pencil*

Aaron: Fine, not so much of a coward I guess.

Oh and the foxes 1000000% make fun of Neil for living in Britain. They're constantly talking to him in a British accent and when the Queen died they all showed up in his room offering gifts of condolences.

"This is a hard time for you, we understand if you need space but we'll always be here for you."

"It'll get better buddy trust me."

"It's better if you cry and get it out now, we know how important she was to you."

They also make sleepover nights mandatory. The first few years they just had the og foxes let into the dorms but after they all graduated Kevin made a whole separate room just for the foxes where they have sleepovers. It's decked out with beanbags, weighted blankets, stuffed animals and his favourite photos of the Foxes printed out and framed and a TV.

He says Jeremy picked it out but secretly it was all him and he would rather die than let them find out. Somehow they did (Jeremy ratted him out) and Kevin's nickname was permanently changed to softie. No they did not secretly feel giddy with happiness, no they didn't think this was the best thing Kevin Day has ever done absolutely not.

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hnnyoongs · 4 years ago

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akai shuichi headcanons

shuichi wears a beanie all the time because he's self conscious about hir hairline .... and I mean who can blame him? id be too

shuichi saw gin when he was visiting Japan in the 10 years ago flashback and was like ooh long hair is cool AND it'll piss ka-san off flash forward 5 years later when shuichi infiltrates the BO and is like fUck cool long hair dude is a psycho

shuichi cut his hair off when he heard akemi was killed by gin he kinda went into the whole mental breakdown mode and was like fuck this shit because he started growing his hair out cuz of gin and also akemi really liked his long hair

shuichi used to be a band kid when he lived in England and wanted to pursue a career in music (much to the chagrin of Mary) but after tsutomu disappeared he was like fuck that and stopped playing until he entered the BO

shuichi has a really bad memory about things that dont have to do anything with his job kinda like BBC's Sherlock but not as bad

shuichi used to find dead bodies when he was a kid just like shinichi but it wasn't as often maybe like a dead body once a year or something

shuichi named himself dai because that's what Mary actually wanted to name him when she was giving birth she was screaming die die die and tsutomu wasn't there yet so she was like aight die sounds like the japanese name dai the only reason shuichi wasn't named that was that tsutomu burst in and was like FUCK NO

shuichi was picked on when training for the FBI since compared to 6 foot jock white men shuichi was a 5 foot 7 asian with long hair and dressed like a teenage girl who frequented Starbucks in the toxic environment of the FBI for anyone who doesnt fit the mold shuichi had it cut out for him

shuichi showed signs of multiple mental illnesses but they were all difficult to pin down so he was never diagnosed with anything since he refused to talk at the FBI mandated therapy sessions

shuichi's type is someone who is kind but could wield a gun

he used to dislike kids but being around them as okiya has made SOME kids special in his heart

before tsutomu's disspeareance he taught shuichi how to hunt with a shotgun

shuichi lived off of sports drinks and bars whenever he was single since he couldn't rely on take out due to it being unhealthy which wouldn't help his FBI styled life

shuichi taught akemi simple self defense techniques but refuses to teach her how to shoot a gun saying he didn't want her hands to get dirty

shuichi and shukichi blackmail each other for favors by using the "ill tell ka-san you did that one thing that you blamed dad for when we were kids if u dont help me out"

scotch once told him that bourbon's type was a white milf (in reference to Elena who was white and was a mother) so shuichi was scared as fuck when rei met Mary's adult self for the first time

shuichi hates being compared to his mother but the truth is they're the most similar and they both started mimicking tsutomu after his disappearance

the only thing shuichi knew how to cook before meeting yukiko was plain white rice as that was the only thing tsutomu was able to teach him

shuichi mimics an American accent while talking in America or talking in English unless he's talking to his family or he's mentally shook up and his British accent slips out

he thinks in British accented English as well (idc if the animanga shows him thinking in japanese it makes no sense that western raised people like Jodie and camel think in japanese) but he does use some japanese like ka-san and when he's trying to get deep into his okiya persona

he tries very hard to keep the polite speech patterns of okiya Subaru since as akai shuichi he's very .. rude

shuichi's sniper skills were so good the fbi was willing to overlook his disrespect of authority and his tendency to do everything by himself without consulting everyone

shuichi slips into a British accent around James if he's feeling really comfortable

he felt bad about using shiho since she was only a year older than masumi and she hadn't done anything wrong so he vowed to get her and akemi out of the BO

he had a plan to get akemi and shiho out by convincing the higher ups to grant them immunity if they testified but akemi's death derailed the entire thing

he hates to admit it but his family is the most important thing to him he may not contact them that often but he's going to such lengths to bring his father back because he cares for his family so much

shuichi didnt really know what he wanted to do with his life once he took down his father's pursuers but after akemi and scotch he decided that if he solved his father's disappearance first he'd hunt down the BO next tho once learning that Haneda Koji’s death had something to do with the BO he's back at the thing where he doesn't know what to do with his life without revenge

he promised shukichi that he'd be the one to solve shukichi's death if what happened to Haneda kohji also happens to shukichi

he isn't a fan of dates in amusement parks but if it makes his partner happy and smile he'll have fun

dating Jodie was a quiet thing most likely from an attachment maybe due to a bad case or a loss of a mutual friend depending on the agency they might have been legally allowed to date each other but it is usually looked down upon I dont think they went out together often probably spending time together at home ... doing stuff

he identifies as bisexual it was normal to him in childhood since both Mary and tsutomu talked about their past relationships to their children he never told anyone due to the fact it would affect his FBI status since it was illegal in America shukichi and Mary know he's bi but shuichi has no idea Mary knows

akemi and shuichi would take strolls in parks go shopping and go to cafes

he's very self conscious about his height and whenever he goes to Japan it makes him feel good about himself since he's relatively tall there

Mary was the one who drilled japanese into his head not tsutomu

the last time shuichi talked to Mary was when he called her up to tell her to take masumi and leave Japan for Britain after masumi cornered him and scotch him and Mary had a whole argument and after that they stopped talking to each other, not that they talked to each other much in the first place

shuichi learned jee kun do by watching training videos from vhs tapes/cds/YouTube depending on when you consider detco taking place I personally believe conan shrinks in 2018 meaning that tsutomu disappeared in 2001 and shuichi used a mixture of tapes and cds to learn

shuichi can read people really well but has a hard time manipulating people by being nice he can use people by being a jackass very well but trying to be a normal person is hard for him

Yukiko and yusaku remind shuichi of his parents before tsutomu disappeared but like more upbeat

shuichi dislikes full body hugs

akemi and shiho were both anime and romance drama fans so he knows random things about the shows and uses that info to connect with the DB and especially haibara

he considered himself British first and foremost but when asked about whether he considers himself white or asian he'll always go with asian

he started smoking soon after his father disappeared since his father used to smoke and he needed to cope but didn't wanna fall into drugs like cocaine

smoking is heavily looked down upon in America and is seen as unprofessional which helped shuichi go undercover a bunch due to him being a heavy smoker

akemi would make him stop smoking around her and shiho saying that second hand smoking was dangerous and that shuichi who was smoking constantly was going to get lung cancer but he would tell her that he just couldn't stop smoking he did stop smoking around shiho and akemi tho going outside to do it instead

as okiya it makes him go wild because he desperately needs to smoke to cope but okiya cant smoke it doesnt fit his image so he smokes a shit ton at night during his nightly drives

shuichi forced himself not to smoke during his time visiting Japan when he met masumi because he knew Mary would get even more upset with him

shuichi was terrible driving American styled cars and he got so upset that he perfected his drive-in techiuque over the years just to spite the instructor that said he was barely passing

he likes to go on late night drives and speed on the high way because he's a thrill seeking idiot

he has no social media but he created on as okiya Subaru to keep an eye on haibara's higo stan account

he takes offense to the idea that he's stalking haibara he's just p r o t e c t i n g her

he wants shiho to be happy more than anything so he's an avid coai shipper and is exhausted in Conan's obliviousness

shuichi didnt tell shukichi he wasn't actually dead shukichi just walked up to okiya Subaru one day and was like shuuichi-ni-san right? shuichi has long stopped questioning shukichi's weird ways of knowing shit he shouldn't know

shuichi is a sherlockian but he's not like shinichi or hakuba in that he does not hate BBC's Sherlock and actually enjoys it a bit

one upside to shuichi living in America is that he gets to hoard guns because he's obsessed with them he thinks they're really cool it's like conan with Sherlock he starts yapping his mouth of about them

bourbon once dangled a gun on in front of a sleeping shuichi cuz he didnt believe scotch when he said that rye was obsessed with guns and started saying incorrect shit about the type of gun he was holding and shuichi just shot up and started berating him

shuichi hates that chianti is a killer because she's the only person who's as much as a gun fanatic as he is

he tends to steal Jodie's car a lot

he likes fucking with peoples heads it's very fun to him to watch them get all worked up

shuichi hasn't mourned his father yet because he doesnt believe his father’s dead

deep down he blames his father for his mother going slightly bonkers

he didnt want masumi to be a detective at first but now hes proud of her

he drinks a lot as okiya Subaru since he cant smoke as much

he's willing to go to hell if it means he can rip gin from limp to limp

he really hates gin yall I dont think I can convey how much he hates gin

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myvirtuesuncounted · 2 years ago

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Right so pretty much-

It was a lovely day. The sun was shining. Birds were chirping. Mosquitos were having an orgy on every available surface. And my friend and I were enjoying our ice creams we bought from the school tuckshop. Could this day truly get any better? Oh goodness, how convenient, a group of teenage boys have come to enjoy the day with us! "Hello divine creatures of the earth, what questions are you pondering on this beautiful day? I'm so grateful to walk and share the land with which we exist, god, what a blissful morni-" "oi ya friend's got a fat arse innit bruv?" Oh.... Oh I see....... Yes.... Good morning to you too, holy blessing of which I exist in the vicinity of. God fucking damn it I hate this school. Also why are you British all of a sudden we're in the middle of the Australian summer where are you boys coming from I swear you had an Aussie accent the other day now all your friends are turning British which is arguably the worst philosophy you can choose like what So anyway my friend just so happened to hear this which must have been a massive mood booster I'm sure 🙄 but I said to her "dearest friend of mine do you give consent for me to drag this fucknugget to hell and trudge him back a tarnished rag of sweat and entrails?" And she was like "yea sure idc go wild" and like. You know when you're dog is a fucking crack addict and probable serial killer and you throw him stuffed toys on occasion to watch him rip it to shreds while foaming at the mouth with the spirit of Satan and all 10 deadly sins (greed, lust, pride, envy, gluttony, sloth, wrath, advertising, police officer, and Sagittarius btw if U even care) ripping through his eyeballs and turning them to lasers while he tears through the suffie's throat and lights it on fire, which is of course a normal human experience shared throughout humans which I am. I am a normal human and have normal human life experiences. I can be trusted with the bouncy rubber balls because I am normal. A normal human who has not eaten half of one as a dare in primary school and had to sit in the nurse's office for 2 hours. I would not do that because I am normal. Ok good? Okay. So yeah that was gonna be me with this poor fucker in a second. So there I was: storming over there faster than the white ladies at the McDonald's storm over to the manager's office. I didn't know what I was gonna do once I got to this kid but it wasn't gonna be glamorous. And as I got closer I realised that my 5'1 ass probably didn't stand a chance against a kid who looks like he does hard drugs and is willingly on a sports team. Fuck. But oh ho ho what do we have here,,, it seems a rather large and pointed stick is conveniently lying on the ground in my general direction. Excellent. I'll spare you the details Diya but what I will say is there was a lot of "holy shit this bitch fuckin' mental ay G" and "god damn bruv calm down you on ya period ay dog" and a distinct lack of "wow that person sure looks hot chasing that frat boy around the school oval with a stick while reciting the communist manifesto and spitting on his shoes I wonder if they'd like to get tea with me and maybe kiss a bit idk" honestly Diya the things I'm robbed of. But anyway once I was done torturing disciplining this child I went over to the only other frat boy who remained and threatened to snitch on him to his mum if he watched shit like that happen again and did nothing. Saving humanity one girlboss at a time ig ✌️✨ but yeah don't do crack kids or do idk none of my business if you need a dealer my dog's been living with me for ages I'd appreciate if he'd get off his arse and get some money or something but yeah U didn't hear it from me (you can find me in the nearest sewer btw bring cookies) yeah okay peace love U baaiiiiii 💖💖💖

things like these are precisely the reason your alias is insane anon.

#diya answers #aight baking you some cookies to bring #anyway which sewer hole should i drop them off at #anon

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coletteuwu · 4 years ago

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helllo hello hellooooooo~

today i have decided to rank my favourite starkid+tbc musicals :)

now please keep in mind that these are based on my opinions & you have every right to agree/disagree, just don't be a dick to anyone and enjoy

(i havent seen ani, starship nor mamd, so these wont be included here)

#10 The Trail To Oregon!

nothing wrong with it, just not my cup of tea

good idea tho

your wagon is on fiREEE is iconic

humour was inconsistent and overall a bit too childish for my taste

boring

#9 Twisted

this is really controversial, but i practically fell asleep while watching it (maybe because i didnt grow up as a disney fan in a post-communist country)

dylan saunders did an amazing job and i love his singing and he kinda was carrying the whole show (yikes)

costume design was on point tho

also "no one remembers achmed" is one of my fave starkid songs

#8 Holy Musical B@man!

i actually dont have any criticism for hmb, because i think its very well executed and jokes are... good... i guess...

a pretty neutral one, bc the songs were kinda mediocre and so was the humour but i really liked joe walker as batman and nick lang as robin

batman has a cool plane

#7 Black Friday

the new style of the lang brothers is very cool and exciting

the plot was very well written, but it felt a bit,,, rushed?

like they were trying to cram tons of information into one play and for that reason i dont really come back to watch it

and at the same time the pace was a little too slow for my liking?

idk it felt a little off

but characters were iconic, acting was 12/10 (especially joey, lauren and dylan)

#6 Solve It Squad

ACTING ON POINT

comedy was well timed and relevant

brosenthal's scene where he plays all the hotel staff just left me like this -> :o

one of joey's best roles

lauren too

#5 AVPSY

the thing is, initially i wanted to put all the avp parts together but that would have been hard to catch so i guess we're doing this

t h e s o n g s (❤️❤️❤️❤️)

AJ delivers such a good lockhart

joey's sidekick is just mwah

the songs are just so fcking good ahh

they got the real luna!

really emotional

the best ending to the trilogy

in the middle i kinda skipped some scenes bc i got a little carried away

but the ending is just so GOOD

everything has an end.... (i cried a lot guys)

jeff's spider was i m m a c u l a t e

both brians & joe walker 😳❤️

i didnt like the scripts for the first 10 seconds but then after that i didnt even notice them

#4 AVPS

one of the best intros in starkid (if we cannot move forward, why shouldn't we move back? gives me chills everytime)

lucius malfoy is so hot and terrifying at the same time idk if im scared or turned on

story was a little inconsistent and i missed quirrell and the lack of brian rosenthal, but thats okay i can settle for a seamus finnigan

JOE WALKER IN A DRESS. THATS IT THATS THE TWEET.

ron is canonically bicurious????

comedy on point

the best soundtracks in starkid, come @ me im not scared to fight

like for real who wrote the music i just wanna hug them and give them every penny i got to work with them

#3 The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals

lets get the criticism out of the way first

i see that they tried to write the music in the same theme, but some songs were repetitive and jeff's falsetto screaming kinda got boring

not your seed is not that good of a song

corey got me in the fEELS

joey's homeless man was iconic

first i didnt like paul's acting but it grew on me and now i love it

LET IT OUT IS THE BEST SONG OF THE PLAY. PERIODT.

the best written starkid show :)

comedy was, again, relevant and well timed

overall, i loved the simplicity of the design

prof. hidgens = hips™

#2 AVPM

i may be biased bc of nostalgia and bc it was the first starkid musical i ever saw but idc

not that well written, but its just so damn entertaining

QUIRRELMORT

different as can be is just chef's kiss

the chemistry between brian and joe is so good

I CAME HOME

*soft boi brian in a jail dress with a fist in his mouth*

everything just started from there

red vines

snape <3

STARKID POTTER, MOONSHOES POTTER

a gift that is lauren lopez as malfoy

the funniest starkid show idcidc

i was a huge potterhead growing up and hp is so important to my life -> thats why the avp trilogy means so much to me

#1 Spies Are Forever

i saw it recently and im mad i didnt watch it earlier

joey is so hot with a british accent

the history behind all of the show just makes it so good, 1950-60 was the scariest time to be gay and it portrays everything about living in the shadows of the cold war perfectly

choreo on point (thank you lauren)

mary kate as tatiana is very dangerous for my weak bi heart

good music

VERY WELL WRITTEN (PROPS TO BRIAN, COREY AND JOEY)

i really like spy movies so

the whole ordeal that is baron von nazi played by brian rosenthal, a jew

wizz waffle fries

glitter waka waka

i just really love brian rosenthal

the ending :'((((((

torture tango and one step ahead = thats some good shit

joe walker as deadliest man alive oh boy oh boy let me tell you about how much of a latte hottay he is in saf

i LOVE that tati and curt are in a platonic relationship, it just throws the stereotypes out of the window

the whole scene where joey and curt fight

#starkid #tbc #starkid unpopular opinion #starkids #avpm #avps #tgwdlm #black friday #musicals

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birthdaygirlalanis · 5 years ago

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Happy Birthday Ah-la-knees, the sweetest bitch I’ll ever meet! 🐝✨ (idk, I tried rhyming but I realized it didn’t work) 😅 I can’t believe you’re 24! You’re Kobe Bryant (RIP) year! You’re truly a legend and I hope this birthday is a slam dunk 😌 anyways, I’m hella blessed to be celebrating another birthday with you. I remember meeting you a little over a year ago and literally — from day one — you’ve captured my heart 🦋💖 I tell you that all the time but idc bc it’s the truth. You came into my life at a time when I thought I didn’t have anyone and helped me realize my worth. Last summer, you told me that you feel safe with me and while I appreciate the compliment, I just wanna thank you for coming into my life. Thank you for accepting me for the person I am — weirdness, quirkiness, and all. Thank you for allowing me to be myself and for seeing the best in me, even when I fail to do so on my own. There aren’t very many people like you in this world and I’m fortunate enough to call you not only my friend, but my forever family. You make me feel so valued and special; feelings I haven’t felt in quite some time. You’re your own person, you don’t care what people think about you and you’re extremely proactive of the people in your life. I love your energy and how free-spirited you are. Like whenever we’re on Skype with Ferg and Nellie, your random British accents crack me up (or just the random shit that comes out of your mouth in general lmao). I feel like that’s how your overall outlook in life and it’s something I admire. You’re so intelligent and articulate yourself extremely well. In a lot of ways, you’re like the big-little-sister I’ve always wanted. I hope today is nothing short of amazing (even if it’s not how you imagined). Once this quarantine is over, I know you’ll celebrate in true Alanis style 🤪 never forget how loved you truly are. Not just by me, but these amazing, wonderful people in your life! You’re an essential part of us and we wouldn’t be the same without you. I’ll be forever grateful for you and the mark you’ve made on me. I LOVE YOU SO HARD — now let’s shake our asses via Skype and have a few drinks bc Miss Rona ain’t about to catch these hands.

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gallifreyanlibertea · 7 years ago

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Oh Captain, My Captain

a/n: THIS IS MY LAST OUT-OF-THE-BLUE AIRPORT AU I SWEAR I’ll get back to the requests and the usuk network event asap so sorry, I was on an airplane back home and this happened. Full offense but idc if this is shitty or if there are inaccuracies in this, I’ve never researched this much. Ever.

You can pry lovesick! Alfred out of my cold, dead hands.

“The nerve of the woman, honestly.”

Arthur felt absolutely no remorse in monopolizing the conversation.

After all, every flight brought the worst of all things, and as always, they seemed to happen to only and exclusively him. At this point, he had the God-given right to spend however much time he wanted, out of his miserable day, to bitch, whine and complain.

And Francis couldn't do anything about it.

“The bloody hell am I to do if the air conditioner isn't as cold as she’d like it to be?” Arthur scoffed, loosening the ribbon tied around his neck as shoes clacked ferociously in tandem with his long-striding movements. The almost-empty airport’s tiled floors dramatized the otherwise gentle noise and Arthur decided it was fitting. “Or if the peanuts weren't as salted as she'd like, or if the damn toilet was too loud, I'm not omnipotent.”

Francis, on the verge of rolling his eyes, struggled to match his coworker’s pace. “Yes, we get it, your life is hard.”

“You don't get to be annoyed with me, Francis.”

It was true. Francis could do absolutely nothing about it. Their pay was shitty- for the most part, at least- the in-flight company was hardly to be envied, and to top it off, Arthur was considerably less attractive than his other coworkers. Where they were slim, he was lanky, where they had a full, perky butt, he had, well, not that.

So yes, he had every right to shout into oblivion because somehow, with all the luck in the world, he seemed to attract the most despicable of passengers. Every single time. Every whining adult who thought they deserved much more than the flight had to offer, every edgy teenager who thought they could swipe a free snack off his cart when Arthur wasn't looking, every person who'd call on him expecting a magic cure to their ear barotrauma.

The worst part being that Arthur had to smile through it all. So damn it all, he could be angry, and Francis couldn't protest because he was, although Arthur didn't admit it easily, a beautiful man. Things came easily to him, and it was so bloody unfair.

And all Arthur wanted to right then was to sleep in his own home, curled up under his own sheets, with all that infernal makeup scrubbed off his skin.

“I suppose you're correct there, mon ami.” Francis reached out to grab Arthur by the shoulder, bringing him down to his slower pace, “But did I tell you about those cheerleaders on the fifth row?”

Francis’s lips spread in a triumphant smirk, proving Arthur’s point. “Got a list of the numbers of their whole squad.”

Arthur suppressed a frustrated growl. “Of course, you did.”

“I heard you got a number too.” A snicker and Arthur glared holes into those teasing blue eyes. “To pass on to me, that is. I’ll be calling him tonight, so I suppose I have you to thank.”

Arthur didn't, however, suppress a fierce stomp onto Francis’ foot.

“Would you two at least behave until we get to our hotels?”

And if the flight-attendant life wasn’t glorious enough, the older attendants liked to pretend they had some kind of authority. Of course, Arthur and Francis liked to let them believe that they did. It made it easier to hate them.

As soon as the older woman left, looking over her shoulder only to shoot them a warning look like either of them cared, Francis ran a finger along the inside of the ribbon looped around his neck.

“I see that screwing the passenger in 15A wasn't enough to dislodge that stick up her ass.”

“She did what.”

Arthur was a respectable, courteous, gentleman of a man yet it was gossip like this that made hours bottled up on a flying torture chamber bearable. He supposed that's how he and Francis just clicked, despite hating almost every aspect of each other.

“Didn’t you hear it? The whole rear of the plane did.” Francis muttered nonchalantly, to which Arthur replied with a snort.

“Well, I’m glad I was on the other half.”

Loud laughter. It was despicable really, the things they said, but it passed the time and that somehow made it temporarily okay.

Arthur cleared his throat, averting his eyes from the ones of the clearly annoyed attendants in front of them. “We really should be a bit quiet, Francis, people are looking.”

“Oh, people are indeed looking,” Francis smirked in response, patting Arthur on the shoulder almost patronizingly, eyes cast over Arthur’s shoulder. “Don’t look now, but I think the new captain is making eyes at me.”

Arthur rolled his eyes, footsteps coming to a stop as he came to cross his arms, falling into a makeshift line by an empty lot meant for the cabin crew’s bus to their hotel.

Layovers meant one thing and one thing only- Rejecting Francis’ every offer to drink until they forgot their last name, and holing himself up in his less than enjoyable hotel room, catching up on his online novel before eventually falling asleep. Perhaps this time would be different. Arthur had already agreed to a small drink and an even smaller stroll, but who knew? Francis was fickle if anything, and judging by the way he was looking at their flight captain, he might not have enough time to entertain Arthur for the evening.

“I could eat him up faster than a platter of fine cheeses.”

Arthur spared a faint glance beside him, finding their brand new captain in shallow conversation with the copilot.

There was no denying Francis’ attraction. He was rather attractive, actually. The way his shirt was so tight around the sharp contours of his body, that Hollywood-heartthrob way his hair swept across his forehead. Not to mention Arthur’s secret craving for men in glasses. Or men in uniform, or honestly just men.

And that, right there! That was definitely a look back in their direction. No matter how quickly the man looked away, or how he immediately laughed aloud as if he'd never diverted his attention, Arthur had caught him and if Francis wasn't standing in such a close vicinity, Arthur might’ve thought the look was aimed at him.

Hah, him. Arthur Kirkland. A bitter air host whose most appealing features were his slightly-elven looking ears. Yes, definitely.

Arthur scoffed. “The man is clearly straight, he probably thinks you're a woman.”

“I'd be whatever he wanted me to be.”

The comment rose a hearty chuckle out of Arthur before Francis slapped him on the forearm, eyes wild. “Shut up, he's coming.”

And indeed he was. A slow, shy walk in their direction, boyish smile painted on those adult features. Arthur stepped aside for the man’s convenience as he headed toward Francis, possibly to make a few passes, ask him out for a drink, the whole three-sixty, it was tiring really. He would watch as Francis did the same exact thing once more. Playing coy, then going naughty.

Arthur had already begun selecting what title he would begin reading for the night.

“Bonjour!”

Ah, so it would be this routine tonight. Francis would begin with a phrase in French, to which the victim would respond with a-

“Oh! You're French?”

Right on schedule. The captain had made his way between them. He was an American, it seemed, making him quite possibly dumb enough to fall for Francis’ next line.

“Oh, sorry, sometimes I forget I'm talking in my native language.”

No, he rarely ever did. Arthur rolled his eyes and Francis glared through his smile.

“That's so cool.” The American gushed, “I speak fluent Spanish so I kinda get what you mean!”

Fluent Spanish, oh dear. Arthur couldn’t help wondering what hearing it whispered passionately in his ear would sound like.

Like that would ever happen.

“Spanish, a Romance language,” Francis smirked and the American smiled abashedly in response, accepting the hand offered to him in a firm shake. “My name is Francis. What brings you over to our side of the bus stop, hm?”

“I'm Alfred,” Alfred said and Arthur couldn't help but find it fitting. A name as unusual as the chances of finding a hot pilot. “And actually, I-”

A soft touch to Arthur’s shoulder and Arthur found himself slightly recoiling, eyes glancing up from their position fixed at his feet to find Alfred smiling rather warmly right down at him.

“I just wanted to say, your eyes are the greenest I've ever seen.”

Alfred punctuated this with a light laugh and Arthur merely blinked. Francis mirrored the expression, and Arthur found himself shifting away.

This could not be happening. He had to have conjured the whole thing in his head. A cruel ending to an already grueling day.

“Less than a percent of the population has green eyes, so-” He found himself sweeping a lock of hair behind his ear, eyes traveling back down to the pavement- “I suppose I, um, understand your fascination.”

“I expected that English accent!”

Another laugh and Arthur threw a look in Francis’ direction. One of confusion, one that Francis threw back with an intensity ten times greater.

Was this Alfred fellow chatting him up?

“You have a very British structure, if anyone's told you.”

“I'll take that as a compliment.” Arthur managed a polite smile. Francis now stood in Alfred’s shadow, watching incredulously the captain stepped closer, closing the gap Arthur had created with his shift away.

“You should.”

Oh, my.

The bus rolled into view and Arthur pushed away with a shy smile, joining Francis in their hurried scramble aboard, settling in the back almost as if hiding from that charming smile.

“Arthur, he wants you.” Francis cooed singsonged-ly.

“Shut up.” Was Arthur’s hissed response before he sank deeper into his seat, peering over the side to watch as Alfred climbed aboard, and to Arthur’s relief, found a seat somewhere in the front.

The goosebumps dotting his arms were hardly from the bus’ air conditioner.

“Leave it to young pilots to grab the first air host they see.”

“And here I was, thinking I'd be the one getting lucky tonight.” Francis thought aloud, head shaking.

“I'm never lucky,” Arthur mumbled in response.

No, things like this rarely happened to him, and it was a good thing too. Despite always whining about the lack of attention people paid him, it was situations like these that told him just how uncomfortable he would be if he'd lived a better life. Arthur, therefore, appreciated his irrelevance, embraced his mediocre looks.

And ran as fast as humanly possible from anyone who looked at him twice.

“I never got your name, you know?”

Alfred was waiting for him as they departed the bus.

You’d think after a moderately-long bus ride, that infatuation of Alfred’s, or whatever it was that swam in those blue eyes, would’ve simmered away with the realization that there were other flight attendants who could give him exactly what he wanted without any hesitation whatsoever.

No, Alfred stood waiting, with eyes expectant behind the frames of those square glasses, and Arthur found himself craving back that bad luck of his. The luck that would have him attracted to a married man, or someone painfully straight. The luck that would have them anything but attracted back to him.

The luck that would have Alfred already checking himself into his room and not leaning against the side of the bus with that infernal smile on his face.

“Arthur.”

“It’s a regal name,” Alfred remarked and Arthur shot a pleading look in Francis’ direction. “So, tell me how the cabin crew goes wild. What are you doing tonight?”

Arthur parted his lips for words, finding that he’d long forgotten his language, and Francis stepped in to rescue him, placing a hand on Arthur's shoulder with a laugh. “Oh, Arthur is rather boring, actually. If you want fun I suggest the other two attendants.”

Francis leaned forward to whisper and Alfred mirrored the action unwittingly, expression inquisitive.

“I heard they did body shots on the last layover.”

“Oh jeez!” The look on Alfred’s face was akin to a child coming across a mature scene in a film. His cheeks went rosy, finger pushing his glasses further up the bridge of his nose. “That's, um, no. I didn't mean to give out the wrong idea, I'm definitely not looking for that type of wild.”

Arthur shot Francis a look to which he responded with a shrug.

And Alfred was blissfully unaware, gazing at Arthur as if he were Alfred's husband returning home from the war. “It's just us mild folk here, I guess. I can't drink before a flight so I might as well hang out with you guys!”

“Actually, I was going to grab a drink,” Arthur interjected, to which Francis hastily followed up with a-

“Yes, we were doing just that.”

“Great! A little drink never hurt anyone, I'll pay for a round!”

Oh dear, Alfred wasn't planning on leaving anytime soon.

The fact became increasingly evident as the evening progressed. How Alfred stood directly behind as Arthur checked in, how he tossed shy glances in Arthur’s direction as he himself checked in after telling them to wait for him.

“Can I see some I.D., sir?”

Alfred smiled in Arthur’s direction and after a rough shove to Arthur’s shoulder, courtesy of an annoyed Francis, he sent a smile back. One that had Alfred beaming, oblivious to the unentertained man behind the hotel desk.

“Sir!”

“Oh! Yes, give me just a minute, sorry.”

A card was slapped onto the counter before Alfred turned to look over his shoulder yet again, an embarrassed smile on his face, as if afraid Arthur would run away.

“I’ll just go take a quick look at my room and meet you at the bar?”

It was a simple solution that would facilitate the check-in, Arthur thought. Alfred nodded furiously, yet instead of turning back to continue the process like Arthur had assumed, he watched as the elevator doors closed around Arthur, every second of it, that smile beaming on his face the entire time.

Francis snickered, “Wow.”

Arthur blinked, hands smoothing over his suddenly, goosebumped-yet-again arms, deciding that an original response had no place in their current situation. “Wow indeed.”

“Want to stand him up?”

Any sane person would. The transition between no attention to all the attention was quite reeling, and Arthur, if anything, wanted nothing more than to spend the evening alone in his room.

Yet still, he found himself at the hotel bar, taking the seat directly next to Alfred despite the empty ones anywhere else.

Francis watched slyly as Alfred sat one hand gripping the back side of Arthur's stool, the glass of wine in him tinting his cheeks a healthy red.

“Y’know, the flight attendant uniforms are so cute.”

Alfred’s free hand set his glass down atop the table, running a finger along the ribbon on the back of Arthur’s neck.

Arthur inhaled rather sharply, ignoring the look Francis gave him, with those eyes wide, lips twisted up in a knowing smirk. “Well, that is our job, to look pleasing to the eye and keep passengers calm.”

“I can’t even imagine how harder your job would be, Captain,” Francis said and Alfred practically giggled, arm flexing and wow those were some defined biceps coming out of that short-sleeved aviator shirt.

“It took me years of training, you, uh-”

Alfred leaned closer to Arthur and Arthur didn’t know if it was the courage from the alcohol or just the confidence he seemed to carry on those broad shoulders that brought that hand of his up to grip Arthur’s bicep- “You should come down to the cockpit one day, and I’ll show you just how hard it can be.”

He invited Arthur to touch his bicep with a little wink and Arthur hesitantly obliged, finding that it was harder to stop running his fingers over the tanned swell of that arm than it was to start.

He forced his hands back into his lap with a clear of his throat, “That training of yours is quite evident.”

Francis’ eyes bounced back and forth between the two. At Alfred, who seemed to be very interested in the shade of red Arthur’s cheeks were turning, and at Arthur, who averted his eyes, anywhere, everywhere, oh god.

“I’m going to go get myself another drink in my room,” Francis said almost defeatedly, shooting Arthur a warning, I better not have left for nothing look and Alfred gave him a wide grin as a parting gift, turning to the host under his arm with an expression even brighter when Francis was well out of sight.

“Why don’t you give me a personal cabin safety demonstration?” He mimicked the two fingered pointing and Arthur found himself smiling. Just a little. “Shall we take the nearest exit?”

Hell, it was a layover.

The one time Arthur would have anything close to a vacation, the one time he could have some fun on the job, a one time.

A single time, just aching to be filled with a mistake.

And that was what Arthur assumed he would be getting himself into as he parted his lips for a response. “Alright, Captain, shall I demonstrate how to unclasp your belt?”

Alfred blinked, that same no mom, I wasn’t looking at the kiss scene expression seizing his features as Arthur shifted under his arm to smooth a hand up his tie.

If someone wanted Arthur when no one else did, there was no point in playing hide and seek.

“Isn’t it advisable to keep the belt fastened, when we, um-” Alfred paused. He had probably read Arthur’s expression to find that yes, it was not a joke, so he reached into his wallet to pay the bill. “When we’re in for a bumpy ride?”

It was an action confirming that they were indeed going to take the nearest exit.

“I’m sure you’ll keep me safe, Captain.”

Arthur barely caught sight of Alfred’s incredulous smile before he was led, no, dragged, steps charged with the adrenaline of the moment and slight, buzzing intoxication, all the way into a hotel room. One that, by the looks of it, confirmed his bitter suspicion that the captains got better room service.

Arthur didn’t like attention, that was true, but more than likely they were two people seeking out company for the night. He was okay with that. He was okay knowing it was another mistake in his lifelong list of many- after all, with the size of their airport, they would probably never have to see each other again, and Arthur was, if anything, damn good at avoiding people.

Nevermind the fact that walking down the aisles the next day was a right, sore pain, or that Francis had demanded to know everything there was to know about Alfred’s ‘moves’.

Or that the entire flight crew somehow came to know of the fact that he’d slept with the captain.

It was a one-time thing. It was a fleeting, trashy, once-in-a-lifetime mistake that simply had to be made. How many others had the privilege of having a story starring a hookup with a flight captain?

Of course, it’s not like he ever expected to have to tell his children the exact same story- cheeks positively aflame as Alfred chuckled from the kitchen- when they’d asked him how he’d met their father.

#usuk #my fanfiction #aph america #aph england #airplane au #my friends parents were a pilot and a flight attendant!

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1. What’s your favorite candle scent? I like musky candle smells, usually with names pertaining to trees or the woods. They remind me of business men shaving their beards on a crisp fall morning. 2. What female celebrity do you wish was your sister? This is weird to answer bc my fav celebs are all so much older than me so to have them as siblings would be...odd... but I’ll say Jennifer Aniston. 3. What male celebrity do you wish was your brother? Normally I’d say my one true love Eminem, but since Jennifer Aniston is now my sister, that means Jason Bateman has to be my brother. They’re my fav together. Em can be daddy ;)4. How old do you think you’ll be when you get married? Shit idk probably like 25 5. Do you know a hoarder? NOpe6. Can you do a split? Thanks to 15 years of being a dancer, I can 7. How old were you when you learned how to ride a bike? Honestly like 14 or 15. I’ve rode a bike maybe 5 times. My parents never taught me. 8. How many oceans have you swam in? 2 for sure (Pacific and Mediterranean) and possibly the Atlantic when i was really little but idk9. How many countries have you been to? Excluding the one I live in I’ve been to 8. (England, France, Switzerland, Liechtenstein, Austria, Italy, Germany and Greece.)10. Is anyone in your family in the army? No11. What would you name your daughter if you had one? Shaye because it’s my sisters middle name and she’ll name her daughter, if she has one, my middle name. :)12. What would you name your son if you had one? Tyler, Max, Alex or Jayce. Those have probably always been my fav guys names. 13. What’s the worst grade you got on a test? 0% for straight up not taking a test but for actually trying, probably like 13%14. What was your favorite TV show when you were a child? This is a tough one. I loved everything. Ed, Edd, n Eddy, Cow and Chicken, CatDog, Courage, all those cartoons on cartoon network. 15. What did you dress up as on Halloween when you were eight? Literally have no clue. Either a Teletubby, and Angel, or Scooby Doo. 16. Have you read any of the Harry Potter, Hunger Games or Twilight series? Nope, Nope, Nope, not interested. 17. Would you rather have an American accent or a British accent? I’ll stick with my American accent. 18. Did your mother go to college? Yup, she went to ASU. 19. Are your grandparents still married? No20. Have you ever taken karate lessons? Yeah, I think i got up to purple belt. 21. Do you know who Kermit the frog is? Ofc. Who doesn’t? 22. What’s the first amusement park you’ve been to? Walt Disney World in FL. 23. What language, besides your native language, would you like to be fluent in? Sign language, Spanish, and Italian. 24. Do you spell the color as grey or gray? Idk I think I use them both equally without reason. Whatever I’m feeling that time I guess lol25. Is your father bald? No he’s got nice thick hair. 26. Do you know triplets? Noooope27. Do you prefer Titanic or The Notebook? LMAO I’VE NEVER SEEN EITHER ONE IF THAT DOESN’T TELL YOU HOW OUT OF THE MEDIA LOOP I AM THEN IDK WHAT WILL. 28. Have you ever had Indian food? No but I’d like to try it. 29. What’s the name of your favorite restaurant? Subway. Idc if u think it’s not a restaurant subway will forever have my heart. 30. Have you ever been to Olive Garden? Yes and honestly the food is so over priced and their breadsticks aren’t even that good. Like they’re usually hard and dry. I can get $3 pizza hut breadsticks that taste better and I don’t even like pizza hut. Nothing against Olive Garden tho, I like to eat there. The fried lasagna is bomb af. It’s an appetizer but I get it as my meal. 31. Do you belong to any warehouse stores (Costco, BJ’s, etc.)? No but my mom has a Sams Club membership so that’s where we go if we’re going to any of them. 32. What would your parents have named you if you were the opposite gender? Tray or Joshua 33. If you have a nickname, what is it? Nik, snick, Nik Nak, snickerdoodle (hence my url) 34. Who’s your favorite person in the world? My sister. She’s my best friend and I couldn’t live without her. 35. Would you rather live in a rural area or in the suburbs? Suberbs hands down. I need business, night life, chaos, and constant noise. 36. Can you whistle? Yes?37. Do you sleep with a nightlight? No but I wish I could sleep with one because sometimes I’m afraid of the dark. 38. Do you eat breakfast every morning? It’s rare that I eat breakfast type foods and it’s more rare that I eat in the morning. So no. 39. Do you take any pills or medication daily? No. I probably should be on some type of adhd medication though. 40. What medical conditions do you have? Your common, anxiety, depression and adhd and your not so common anisocoria and dermatographia. The only one that I haven’t been officially diagnosed with is dermatograpia but that’s only because I haven’t been to the dr since I discovered it. 41. How many times have you been to the hospital? 5 I think

42. Have you ever seen Finding Nemo? Yes

43. Where do you buy your jeans? Walmart usually 44. What’s the last compliment you got? My boyfriend told me I was cute a couple hours ago while I was playing league. 45. Do you usually remember your dreams in the morning? If I sleep long enough to have a dream, yes. 46. What flavor tea do you enjoy? All of them. But I really love mint. 47. How many pairs of shoes do you currently own? Like 15 probably48. What religion will you raise your children to practice? I’ll raise them in a Christian church but it will be up to them what they believe in and decide to practice. 49. How old were you when you found out that Santa wasn’t real? Pretty young. Idr exact age. 50. Why do you have a youtube? Because I like to troll and start shit in the comments. Also because I used to make videos and it was really fun for me and a good release.

#ty #ask #yay.#dw ill get u back #>:-]#a-dying-star

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mushyvans420 · 7 years ago

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1. What is you middle name? I have four so doesn't matter  2. How old are you? 16 3. When is your birthday? April 3rd 4. What is your zodiac sign? Aries 5. What is your favorite color? Blue 6. What’s your lucky number? 7 7. Do you have any pets? Yup 8. Where are you from? Canada  9. How tall are you? 5'6 10. What shoe size are you? 10 11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? 7-8 12. What was your last dream about? Idk  13. What talents do you have? Um idk probably that I can act the stupidest 14. Are you psychic in any way? Naw 15. Favorite song? Idk I have a lot  16. Favorite movie? Paper towns  17. Who would be your ideal partner? My boyfriend  18. Do you want children? Yea 19. Do you want a church wedding? Nope 20. Are you religious? Naw 21. Have you ever been to the hospital? Duh  22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? Almost 23. Have you ever met any celebrities? Yea  24. Baths or showers? Showers  25. What color socks are you wearing? No socks  26. Have you ever been famous? Yea I guess I was on a musical emo cringe comp so sure why not  27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? Nope fuck paparazzi and publicity  28. What type of music do you like? Metal,rock,alternative  29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? Nope 30. How many pillows do you sleep with? One body pillow  31. What position do you usually sleep in? Side  32. How big is your house? Small I live in a apartment  33. What do you typically have for breakfast? Cereal but I don't usually eat breakfast 34. Have you ever fired a gun? Naw sadly  35. Have you ever tried archery? Yea 36. Favorite clean word? Like  37. Favorite swear word? Fuck  38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep? 24 hrs maybe longer  39. Do you have any scars? Yea  40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? Sorta  41. Are you a good liar? Naw  42. Are you a good judge of character? Idk  43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? Yea  44. Do you have a strong accent? No I speak English but ppl from other countries I met said I apparently have one idk  45. What is your favorite accent? British  46. What is your personality type? Funny kinda bitchy and fun to be around  47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? My Adidas  48. Can you curl your tongue? Yea  49. Are you an innie or an outie? Innie  50. Left or right handed? Right  51. Are you scared of spiders? Yea 52. Favorite food? Pizza  53. Favorite foreign food? Chinese  54. Are you a clean or messy person? Clean  55. Most used phrased? Fuck you, idiot and dumbass I don't really have a phrase  56. Most used word? Fuck or shit  57. How long does it take for you to get ready? Not long maybe ten minutes  58. Do you have much of an ego? Naw idc tho  59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? I don't even eat lollipops  60. Do you talk to yourself? Sometimes  61. Do you sing to yourself? Yea  62. Are you a good singer? Naw  63. Biggest Fear? Losing my boyfriend  64. Are you a gossip? Depends on who u r  65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen? Idk 66. Do you like long or short hair? Long  67. Can you name all 50 states of America? I live in Canada so no  68. Favorite school subject? Art or gym  69. Extrovert or Introvert? Idk what that means  70. Have you ever been scuba diving? Naw  71. What makes you nervous? Talking in front of a bunch of ppl  72. Are you scared of the dark? Nope  73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? Sometimes  74. Are you ticklish? Yea  75. Have you ever started a rumor? Idk maybe  76. Have you ever been in a position of authority? Idk  77. Have you ever drank underage? Yea  78. Have you ever done drugs? Weed is apparently a drug so sure but no I've never done hard drugs  79. Who was your first real crush? My boyfriend  80. How many piercings do you have? Four getting more tho  81. Can you roll your Rs?“ naw  82. How fast can you type? Pretty fucking fast  83. How fast can you run? Ehh average for my age I guess  84. What color is your hair? Blonde and brown for the moment  85. What color is your eyes? Brown and green  86. What are you allergic to? Nothing except bullshit  87. Do you keep a journal? No  88. What do your parents do? My dad left so idk my mom she works for a needle program to help toddlers and animals not to get deseases from dirty bullshit bums throw around  89. Do you like your age? Naw well yea but I wanna be older but I don't want wrinkles so yea I like being young  90. What makes you angry? Ppl making me repeat myself and ppl talking to me when I get mad from something stupid  91. Do you like your own name? Naw  92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? Girl Isabelle and boy idk yet  93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child? Both  94. What are you strengths? Art and cussing  95. What are your weaknesses? Being social  96. How did you get your name? My mom named my after her brother who passed his name was Michael so she named me Michelle  97. Were your ancestors royalty? Idk maybe  98. Do you have any scars? Yea  99. Color of your bedspread? Pink and purple  100. Color of your room? White

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