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[cinamun]

The inscription is confidential

[fangswbenefits]

Astarion has a nice cock. Very nice hanging low balls and just a very cute cock.

[leviathiane]

"oh my god i love your SHOES!"

"those aren't shoes, those are... my feet."

"...you do you queen! anyways--"

[hairscare]

why the hell am i getting sans thirst traps on my dash

[cherriedthrill]

[qqtxt]

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

staff: our april fools joke this year is a silly feature that doesn't really do anything but give you a button to boop other users! they have to opt-in first though :)

me:

[genderfluid-druid]

hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus

[sexygaywizard]

FUCK AMERICA HAPPY 100TH BIRTHDAY CEASAR SALAD 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽❗❗❗

[cinamun]

*clutches pearls*

OMG y'all I just took that tumblr patio survey because idk wtf a tumblr patio even was! Spoiler: its kinda like pinterest. Anyway the last question was about how I felt having tumblr patio be part of tumblr PREMIUM for $6.99/mo or $69.99/yr where you get like this ad-free package and some other rando shit.

am I late? did y'all know about this? what happened to our beloved hellsite?

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"

[ladyshinga]

[toastbutteregg]

[froody]

cis people will say “I found out I’m having a baby girl at my anatomy scan and I’m experiencing gender disappointment” but be mad when you say “who knows? maybe you’ll end up with a son anyway”

[shithowdy]

i thought my laptop was on its last leg because it was running at six billion degrees and using 100% disk space* at all times and then i turned off shadows and some other windows effects and it was immediately cured. i just did the same to my roommate's computer and its performance issues were also immediately cured. okay. i guess.

so i guess if you have creaky freezy windows 10/11 try searching "advanced system settings", go to performance settings, and uncheck "show shadows under windows" and anything else you don't want. hope that helps someone else.

*yes sorry i mean usage i posted this before bed :( i do not mean the hard drive is full aaaaghhhh