#I......

[cinamun]

The inscription is confidential

[fangswbenefits]

Astarion has a nice cock. Very nice hanging low balls and just a very cute cock.

[heartduct]

all of the gay pilot characters are so soft it is like they are made out of jelly 🥺

[leviathiane]

"oh my god i love your SHOES!"

"those aren't shoes, those are... my feet."

"...you do you queen! anyways--"

[hairscare]

why the hell am i getting sans thirst traps on my dash

[cherriedthrill]

[thegeekgene]

Someone at an old job asked why I wanted to write up the meeting minutes for our team and I said 'i wanna control the narrative' and they were like 'what' and I pointed out that no one was gonna remember what we said in six months and so my interpretation of the meeting would dictate the assumed reality of what happened

"none of you ever send corrections when I offer the draft so y'all have consented to my version"

"we don't read that shit"

"you must trust me implicitly to create our shared reality that's so sweet"

That's how several coworkers decided I was a supervillain and how I learned several coworkers didn't understand record keeping as like a CONCEPT

[deanwasalwaysbi]

This is the perfect moment for Vine to do the funniest thing possible

[cinamun]

*clutches pearls*

OMG y'all I just took that tumblr patio survey because idk wtf a tumblr patio even was! Spoiler: its kinda like pinterest. Anyway the last question was about how I felt having tumblr patio be part of tumblr PREMIUM for $6.99/mo or $69.99/yr where you get like this ad-free package and some other rando shit.

am I late? did y'all know about this? what happened to our beloved hellsite?

[sexygaywizard]

Healthcare issues reflected in yaoi ✊😔

[ryderdire]

Really interesting thing I glimpsed on rednote today

I think We- we’re developing international class consciousness 

[vimbry-moved]

[autistic-dazai]

it must suck to do an assassination and have everyone cheering you on and hyping you up cuz you can’t tell anyone you did it. you have to keep that information to yourself.

[neosatsuma]

[vampiricbisexuality]

like to charge, reblog to cast <3