#I've got some crayons if youre hungry

[wildfrau]

"Another Quincy huh?" He actually got along with the last Quincy he met, so he's not being overly aggressive. He seems calm, but, since he's a female, he can't help himself. "I always wondered what ya'll taste like." A grin.

Oh, huh. One of the remnant Arrancar. Her spiritual pressure promptly vanished as she focused on him, peeling her glasses off as a soft shine would be seen in her eyes as she watched him.

Though, she was surprised to see that he didn't go for an attack. ESPECIALLY this one, a well known aggressor.

"Sure am. Name's Candice. And I'd probably taste like most other humans. Maybe a little more like ozone. To what do I owe the pleasure?"

[gallifreyanhotfive]

My favorite quotes from each Doctor (TV only)

I'll have to do some for the EU too sometime.

One: "I don't make threats. But I do keep promises. And I promise you I shall cause you more trouble than you bargained for, if you don't return my property!"

Two (about his family): "Oh yes, I can when I want to. And that's the point really. I have to really want to, to bring them back in front of my eyes. The rest of the time they....they sleep in my mind and I forget."

Three: "Courage isn't a matter of not being frightened, you know. It's being afraid and doing what you have to do anyway."

Four: "You see, if someone who knew the future pointed out a child to you and told you that that child would grow up totally evil, to be a ruthless dictator who would destroy millions of lives, could you then kill that child?"

Five: "Once a man fell asleep and dreamt he was a frog. When he woke up, he didn't know if he was a man who dreamt he was a frog, or a frog who was now dreaming he was a man."

Six: "This is a situation that requires tact and finesse. Fortunately, I am blessed with both!"

Seven (while fighting the Master): "If we fight like animals, we die like animals!"

Eight (god the fact I'm limiting this post to TV is killing me, really shot myself in the foot there): "You're tired of life but afraid of dying!"

Nine: "Just this once, everybody lives!"

Ten: "Some people live more in twenty years than others do in eighty. It's not the time that matters, it's the person."

Eleven: "Nine hundred years of time and space and I've never met someone who wasn't important."

Twelve: "This is not a war. I fought in a bigger war than you will ever know. I did worse things than you could ever imagine, and when I close my eyes....I hear more screams than anyone could ever be able to count! And do you know what you do with all that pain? Shall I tell you where you put it? You hold it tight....til it burns your hands. And you say this - no one else will ever have to live like this. No one else will ever have to feel this pain. Not on my watch."

Thirteen: "You're wrong about humans. They're not pathetic; they're magnificent. They live with their fears, doubts, guilts. They face them down every day. And they prevail. That's not weakness. That's strength. That's what humanity is."

Bonuses (crack edition) - if you recognize all of these please marry me

"Don't be lasagna."

"Yes, I made some cocoa and got engaged."

"These shoes! They fit perfectly."

"Kill yourself."

"An unintelligent enemy is far less dangerous than an intelligent one, Jamie. Just act stupid...Do you think you can manage that?"

"If I'm ever in need of advice from a psychotic potato dwarf, you'll be the first to know."

"I tolerate this century, but I don't like it."

"I always find violent exercise makes me hungry, don't you agree?"

"If I had crayons and half a can of Spam, I could build you from scratch!"

"I'm the Doctor; I'm worse than everybody's aunt!"

"The assembled hordes of Genghis Khan couldn't get through those doors, and believe me, they've tried."

"Self pity is all I have left!"

"Come to Daddy. I mean Mummy. I mean....I really need you right now!"

"An apple a day keeps the....Ah. No, never mind."

"It was the daisiest daisy I'd ever seen."

"Now drop your weapons or I'll kill him with this deadly jelly baby!"

"In my time, I have been threatened by experts, and I don't rate you very highly at all."

[mystarsohee]

Hiiii, I love your blog! Would you be willing to write something with cg!Shotaro?

coming right up

genre: fluff, like alot

shotaro visits his baby's newly opened restaurant, i wonder what he thinks of it!

!!! non-sexual agere, only cg name used is taro.

cg!shotaro gn!reader

"taro taro taro taro taro!!"

"baby baby baby baby baby!!!" he repeats back to you. you speedwalk over, with a grin on your face.

"are you busy? i wanna show you something.." you ask shotaro, not wanting to bother him if hes got things to do.

"for you, im never busy. show me!" he says, his response makes you feel warm inside. your taro always finds a way to make you feel special, even with simple words.

shotaro follows you into your room. its decorated with a few toys here and there, but right now you have a small table and play kitchen set up. he spots a small sign, made from a piece of paper and colored in with crayons. the sign reads "welcome!" shotaro was able to decipher it despite your not-so-eligible handwriting.

"what's this?" he asks.

"my restaurant! you gotta order something, i have no customers!!!!" you say, expressing your dismay at the fact nobody has visited your restaurant. you worked so hard, and the food is delicious!

"well then, i'd like to order a giant stack of chocolate chip pancakes!" he jokes.

"we don't.. we don't serve that.." you say shyly. you do not have a toy stack of pancakes..

"okay.. then a slice of pizza and some coffee. please!" he tries again. you light up, you have a pretend slice of pizza! and a toy coffee cup!

"coming right up!!!" you exclaim, making your way to the toy kitchen. shotaro sits at the small table, not wanting to break one of the small chairs, he opts to sit on the floor. he watches you pretend to put the slice of pizza in the oven, and also the way you wait for the non-existent coffee to come out of the play coffee machine he bought for you a few months ago. the reason he buys you a bunch of toys, is because you always play with them in a way where he cant take his eyes off of you. something about it, you just look so content, playing out scenarios in your mind. sometimes he wonders whats going on up there.

he gets knocked back to reality,

"hello? mr. taro. your coffee is here!" you hold out the plastic mug in front of you.

"oh, thank you baby!" he takes a sip, and you go back to preparing the rest of his meal, "oh my goodness. this is the best coffee ive ever had.." he mumbles to himself, acting like he didn't say that just to get a reaction out of you. he peeks over at you, you're giggling to yourself, whispering a small "yes!" you're very much satisfied with his feedback. you walk back over to him, standing up straight with a formal tone, just like the workers at real restaurants.

"how's your coffee? i have your pizza ready!" you say, in a very polite manner.

he mimicks your tone, "oh my, it might just be the best coffee i've ever tasted." he uses dramatic hand gestures to convey his emotions.

you grin at him, handing him his pizza. he responds with a, "thank you" deciding he wants to joke around with you, he starts to cough.

"excuse me! im allergic to pepperoni!!" he alerts you. it works, because your rushing over to him, trying to figure out what to do.

"the only way to fix it is with a big hug and kisses from a cute baby!" he says, and you realize. you're the cute baby! you need to save your taro! you quickly wrap your arms around him, and plant a multitude of kisses around his face. wanting to assure he doesnt struggle anymore, you kiss him so much and end with a tight hug.

"i'm sorry taro! i'll get you a cheese pizza.. coming right up!" you quickly hurry. you don't want him to be hungry! after you finish preparing a new dish and turn to give it to shotaro, hes blankly staring at you. along with him, one of your stuffies has arrived and sat on the chair next to him. also, staring blankly at you. you give him his pizza, as well as an extra kiss. (a precaution just in case hes "allergic" to this pizza too.)

after he receives his pizza and takes a bite, you watch to make sure he doesn't have another "allergic reaction". once you confirm he enjoys it, he whispers to you,"i think you have a new customer."

he watches you turn to the stuffie, and take its order. you make conversation with it, still he is so fascinated with the way you act when playing with your toys.

you turn around to create whatever meal the stuffed animal ordered, and shotaro focuses in on watching you cook your play food. he admires it, again you just seem so content with your surroundings. shotaro is more than grateful that you feel comfortable around him to be in your most vulnerable state. he won't ever grow tired of times like this.

author note: i cant do this omfg this is so cute. anyways i hope you enjoyed this anon! i loved writing it sm :> im sorry if ygs are looking for angsty or sad stories... i literally only know how to write fluff. i hope yall dont get bored of it 😭

as always, feedback is appreciated 💕

[pttwice]

i absolutely love everything you've been writing for agere twice it's really everything i've needed in life. if you have the time i'd love for some more little!dahyun, if you feel up to it of course

hi anon :) thank you so much! i'm so glad that you enjoy the fics i write! i love little dahyun and absolutely!!

bugs

|| little!dahyun, cg!momo ||

It was rare that the members got a day off like today. It was also rare that they got a day off and Dahyun was able to comfortably regress.

Momo found her in the living room of her and Nayeon's apartment when she woke up from her nap. Dahyun was hunched over a coloring book with a box of grape juice beside her. Momo yawned and crouched down beside the little, gently patting her head to get her attention.

"Mama! Wook what I did!" Dahyun smiled and proudly held up her pink, blue, and green giraffe. Somehow she had managed to stay in lines on the body and not at all with the head.

"Wow, sweet pea! That looks beautiful. I think this deserves to go on the fridge." Momo kissed Dahyun's cheek and took the picture, moving one of their old shopping lists aside to hang it up.

"Are you hungry, baby?" Momo opened the fridge and looked in it, glancing back at Dahyun who was already coloring another picture in.

Dahyun looked up and nodded, setting her crayon down to toddle over to her mama. She wrapped her arms around her mama's waist and looked into the fridge, immediately spotting the chocolate pudding.

"Wan' dat!" Dahyun excitedly pointed at the chocolate pudding and looked up at Momo, pouting when she saw Momo shake her head.

"We can't have that for dinner, Dub. You can have it for dessert though." Momo chuckled and ran her fingers through the little's hair, pulling out ingredients for spaghetti. It was easy enough to make and it was one of Dahyun's favorite American foods to eat.

Dahyun groaned a little but nodded. She wasn't sure what her mama was going to make but she loved anything with noodles in it. "Dub help."

"Thank you, sweet pea. Mama has to wash your hands first." Momo smiled and led her baby to the sink, washing their hands together. She grabbed a towel hanging on the handle of the oven door and wiped Dahyun's small hands off before putting the towel back.

Momo walked back over to the kitchen counter and pointed to the box of pasta. "Can you get this much pasta out and put it in this cup?" Momo made a small circle with her hand and Dahyun nodded.

The little shook some pasta out, holding her hand up to make a circle. It looked like a lot less than her mama usually made so she dumped a bit more out. Once Dahyun had almost half the box in the cup, she walked over to the stove where Momo had moved.

"Mama. Dub got pagetti." Dahyun proudly presented her very full cup of pasta to her mama, smiling up at her.

Momo's eyes widened a bit in surprise as she took the cup and set it down. "Oh wow. Thank you, sweet girl. You got... just the right amount." Momo let out a small chuckle and started to boil the water.

//

While the water took its time to boil, Dahyun made her way back to her coloring book. She laid down on her tummy and continued to color in her next masterpiece.

Once she finished coloring the head, Dahyun looked up and saw a tiny little rolly polly making its way across the floor. Dahyun gasped and set her crayon down, scooting a little closer to see it. She watched as its little legs took it slowly across the floor.

Dahyun thought it was the coolest thing ever and she wanted nothing more than to show it to her mama. Very carefully, Dahyun picked the rolly polly up in her hand and got up, walking into the kitchen.

The water had boiled and Momo had put the pasta in. She was scrolling on her phone, blissfully unaware of what her baby had in her hand.

"Mama wook at this!"

"Did you color anoth-AH!" Momo screamed as soon as she looked up, backing up into the stove. "Dub, why did you pick that bug up?!"

Dahyun just laughed. Her mama was funny. He was just a harmless little bug and he tickled her hand a little since he had such small legs. "Jus' a bug, mama." Dahyun took a step forward, causing Momo to move again to avoid being any closer to the bug.

"I see that it's a bug, sweet pea, but it shouldn't be in the kitchen." It was taking everything in Momo's power to not run out of the kitchen due to how close the bug was to her.

Dahyun looked at the little rolly polly and then back at her mama, a small frown on her face. "But he nice." She watched as the bug slowly crawled across her left hand to her right.

"I-I'm sure he's nice, Dub, but maybe we should put him outside. You don't want his mama to be worried about him, do you?"

Dahyun quickly shook her head. She had never thought about the rolly polly having a family. Now she just wanted to get it outside to safety so he could find his family. "Gon' put ou'side." Dahyun marched to the door, Momo following a few feet behind her.

Once the little opened the door and released the bug, Momo let out a long sigh of relief. "Good job, sweet pea. I'm sure he's much happier outside with his family than all alone in here."

//

Throughout dinner and even after eating her pudding, there was a small pout on Dahyun's face. Momo tried talking to her, making funny faces, and even giving her an extra chocolate pudding, but nothing worked.

"What's up, Dub?" Momo had cleaned all the dishes and put away the big container of leftovers, now sitting on the couch with Dahyun on her lap.

Dahyun just shook her head and tucked her face into Momo's shirt.

"Did I do something to make you upset?"

Dahyun nodded and muttered something into Momo's shirt and looked up, a big frown now on her face.

"I'm sorry, sweet pea. I didn't hear you. What was that?"

Dahyun huffed and pointed to the front door. "Made me put him ou'side."

Momo was still a little confused until she remembered the creepy bug that Dahyun had very quickly fallen in love with. "Oh, I'm sorry, baby. But I'm sure he's much happier with his family now."

Dahyun just shook her head and buried her face back in Momo's shirt. She was sure that the rolly polly was with his family, but it was cold out. What if he froze to death?

//

If you had told Momo that she'd be looking for a rolly polly stuffed animal at 11pm while her baby was fast asleep, she wouldn't believe you.

If you had told Momo that she'd be giving her baby a rolly polly stuffed animal just a week later, she'd call you crazy.

Yet here Momo was a week later with a very happy Dub and her rolly polly stuffy.

[russellsppttemplates]

Mick's wife's BFF calls him Prince Charming ever since they started dating, and the nickname stuck. Even after they're married and have the kids, whenever they're on face time, or she visits, it's aways "Hey, Prince Charming." "Say hello to Prince Charming." He keeps trying to find a nickname for her but none stuck, and the wife finds their little banter funny.

"We're meeting up later next week again, he has a race so he isn't here until then", you explained your bestfriend, the curiosity she had leading her to ask when you'd have another date with Mick. Things had been going well, slowly and at a pace you both felt comfortable with, and despite the initial scare of needing to juggle your schedules, it was going perfectly fine since whenever you couldn't meet up in person, Mick saved some time in his schedule to videocall you or text at least. "Whenever you talk to him, tell your prince charming I like whatever he's doing to you".

.

"Mick said he'd meet up with us here, he was just parking when he called", you shielded your eyes from the sun, wanting to look at the screen to check for any updates from your boyfriend, "look, there he is! PRINCE CHARMING, WE'RE OVER HERE!", your best friend yelled to your boyfriend, who only shook his head as he walked over to you, smiling when he watched your scolding expression, "Hi, liebling", he kissed the top of your head before greeting your friend, "Hello to you too. Just so you know, I can hear perfectly well. My eyes see fine too, so a wave would be just fine for me to notice you two", he teased her back, "please, like you needed anything else other than the mere sight of your girlfriend", she teased back, watching your hand latch in his while you walked back to the café.

.

"Wow, Rora, that looks amazing!", your friend said as your daughter showed her a drawing she made over FaceTime, "Seb did this one here, see? It's me, mama, papa and Seb. He started drawing Angie but then he got hungry so he had to go and get a snack with papa", Aurora explained while she fumbled with he crayons, "pink or orange for the flowers?", she asked, not noticing her father and brother join from behind her, "orange, I think. Oh, Prince Charming, Hi! Cute kids you've got here", she said, making Sebastian look over at his father before looking at the screen, "What is auntie Y/B/N on about? I don't have kids, I'm a kid!", the youngest child said, "I'm afraid I'm Prince charming, Seb", Mick clarified as he set his son down on the chair next to his older sister, "but I was your prince, you said it last week!", Sebastian retaliated, "You'll always be my prince, Seb, but your father is prince charming until the end".

.

"Mama, auntie Y/B/N is here!", Sebastian said as he walked over to her, not even letting her take the suitcase out of the trunk, "prince charming is inside with mama", he said non chalantly, "what did you just call papa?", you said as soon as you reached them, picking him up and landing him on your hip, "she always calls papa prince charming", he shrugged, "i thought I could too, although I think he is a driver, and not a prince", he admitted, "he is, my love, but this had begun a long while ago", you explained before you greeted your friend with a hug, "c'mon, let's head inside, I have some nice jokes I've been preparing for this moment", she said.

"What are you plotting against me?", Mick asked, Aurora holding his hand as they walked over, "you just rest, prince charming, there's a lot coming your way this weekend!".

(Thank you for submitting an ask 🤍)

[sleepyowlwrites]

I mean, they could've said it, maybe

incorrect quotes tag! from @toribookworm22 and @avrablake

I know we generally use a generator for this, but I've been doing it funky since the beginning, so I'm going to continue that trend. I'll be using conversations my family has had for the City Story kids.

Hawk: you're a generic nut Yarrow: I am not! I'm a very unique nut!

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Copper: you gave me the evil fork Jet: what's wrong with it? Copper: it's the Jet fork, the other one is the Rune fork, and the other one is the fork I like Jet: what are you? Copper: I just have preferences in my cutlery!

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Yarrow: daffodils are part of the narcissus family? Moss: yes Yarrow: wow they think very highly of themselves *radio silence* Yarrow: oh come on! that was a good one! nobody loves me Shadow: oh, 'cause the- Yarrow: no it's too late. you don't love me

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Yarrow: if it's in a bowl, and it has a liquidy base with chunks, it's soup. and don't! say cereal. you know what I mean.

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Copper: don't do anything dangerous while you're here alone. don't crawl under the lawn mower. Hawk: okay.

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Copper: do you want me to try and make you a white lasagna? Rune: white lasagna? what's the point?

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Moss: you should slow down on the curves. Rune: no. we like to zoom in this here car. Moss: well there are things called speed limits. Rune: oh well I obey those.

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Yarrow: I'm hungry. I'm still hungry! Shadow: eat something. Yarrow: yeah. that is generally the solution.

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Rune: who made a candle out of crayons and burned the house down? Moss: nobody burned the house down and it was Yarrow and Copper and they didn't make a candle, they just made a mess Yarrow: it was a great idea. we just didn't have a wick. Moss: so what was your plan? Yarrow: I dunno. Rune: hey, I think something's burning. Hawk: remember when I caught the oven mitts on fire?

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Rune: what, did you take one bite? Hawk: yeah but then I had a thought. I was thinking it

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Copper: I got you organic honeycrisp apples Jet: thanks Copper: they're not really that sweet though Jet: so they're not honeycrisp, they're just- Copper: crisp

I could do a lot more but I'll cut it here for now. if you want more I'll make more. I have a large cache of silly family conversations.

um, if anybody keeps a record of funny text convos or what-have-yous, be pleased to do this tag, and if not, start doing that so you can be a cool kid like me. I'll tag some of the city story crew anyway @kaiusvnoir @oh-no-another-idea @klywrites @blind-the-winds @zoya-writes

[fantasy-dating-sim-trash]

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My Top Posts in 2021

#5

How to eat Crayons

MC: "Who takes off the wrapper when they're eating crayons? Just eat the entire crayon, don't be a bitch!"

All 7 brothers: ... *blinks in the audacity of this bitch*

Satan: that's not healthy! Nor should you be consuming a product that's not intended to be eaten.

Lucifer: MC you've been spending too much time around Mammon.

Satan: however if you have eaten crayons can I ask you some questions? *puts head on his hands to study the MC* I'm interested in knowing how it could potentially effect a humans body. Don't spare any details. *Pulls out a pen & notebook*

Lucifer: *pinches the bridge of his nose* Don't encourage this kind of behavior Satan.

Mammon: *offended noises*

Levi: *snickers*

Asmo: *horrified* MC That CANT POSSIBLY GOOD FOR HOW U LOOK!?! You can't do that to your gorgeous self!!

Beel: wait you can't eat crayons?!?

Belphie: Beel we talked about this. *sighs* No you can't eat crayons.

Beel: *puts a finger up to ask a question*

Belphie: yes that means with & without the wrapper.

Lucifer: *gets out of his chair* I'm done I can't do this anymore. Don't talk to me for the rest of the night... Wait make it the rest of the week. All of you are giving me an intense migraine. *leaves*

MC, Satan & Belphie: *share a look*

Beel: *sad demon noises*

Belphie: *pats Beel on the back*

106 notes • Posted 2021-07-06 07:27:39 GMT

#4

MC: *sitting on the counter in the kitchen legs swinging* Hey, Beel. I've got a question for you.

Beel: *looks up from the fridge* What's the question MC?

MC: Do you think different foods help with different cravings?

Beel: *forehead scrunched and goes back to looking in the fridge* I'm not sure I follow. Like different cravings? Like you're just hungry? Maybe go eat something?

MC: *shakes their head smiling* Not that kinda craving Beel. A different kind, I guess? Like chicken NUGGIES! *nods their head* Like how nuggies can only satisfy the craving for death for a short period of time!

Beel: *head whips up confusion and concern evident on his face* Satisfy a craving for what now MC? Why would you crave that??? Do you need to talk about anything? I'm always here if you need to talk or vent about anything that's bothering you?

MC: *laughing* I mean that's a very Beel response. I'm not sure what I expected as an answer but that sure didn't disappoint me. Its just back in the human world most people aren't what you would call okay I guess. So we often joke about it a lot. As a way to deal or cope with all the stress we feel. Since we relate to the fact being alive is really hard and hasn't gotten easy as time has gone on.

Beel: That's not a very good thing to joke about. It is kinda worrying that you think that talking of that as a joke.

Satan: *blinks in shock while walking into the kitchen* I'm not entirely sure what I walked in on, but if it helps I'm always down to bring some anarchy to the human world. *smirks* You know just for some additional fun and chaos. Plus it would be fun to add a little spice to humans boring, mundane lives up there. *shrugs* Also MC my door is always open for you if need to talk about whats going on in your brain. *flushes red slightly and looks away*

MC: *give a small smile* Thanks both of you for the offer. I really appreciate it and I'll take you both up on it, if the need arises. I promise! Oh Satan I was just asking Beel if he thought specific foods would help with different cravings. Like how nuggies make the craving to die go away for a little while. *quizzically cocks head slightly to the side* Do you have any interesting thoughts about this?

Satan: *goes to fill his water bottle of water, pondering* You mean like how spicy foods help with the craving of stopping your thought process temporarily? It's Especially helpful when you want to stop with any kind of negative thinking. Since you're more focused on how spicy the food is, and how it burns your mouth? That it stops you thinking about anything else except the burn. However that probably would only work if the person has a low spice tolerance. You mean like that MC?

Beel: *concern growing and his jaw drops in worry starts picking at the food at random*

MC: *snaps their fingers* YES EXACTLY LIKE THAT! You understood what I was getting at! Like that Beel?

Beel: *concerned noises and starts grabbing bigger quantities of food from the fridge* Are either of you okay? How... What... *his eyes going wide and flickering from side to side, starting to mindlessly pitting the food on the countertop beside MC*

MC & Satan: *share a look*

MC: I think we may have broken his brain a little bit.

Satan: *walks up near the MC closing the water bottle* I'm in agreement with you on that one. I think he's just buffering and trying to process what we said. Just give him a minute.

Beel: *puts the last of the food on the countertop, closes the fridge finally looks at both the MC and Satan*

MC & Satan: * eyebrows raised*

Beel: *grabs both of them into a bear hug and squeezes them tightly* You know I care about the both of you right? I love you both a lot!

MC: *squeaks tries to squirm* Beel ...you're crushing... me a little...

Satan: *squirms and struggling to get out of Beel's grip, getting red in the face* Beel, I'm gonna ask you nicely. Could you possibly please let go of us? You might hurt MC if you squeeze any tighter! They're human and a bit more fragile than us.

Beel: *shakes his head although loosening his grip a little bit* Nope! Not happening! Right now I'm making sure the both of you know you're valued and loved. Since that's part of being a family! We may fight and argue but we're supposed to be there for each other at the end of the day! So I want you to know I'm there for each of you!

Satan & MC: *look at each other in defeat knowing that when Beel has made up his mind theres no changing it. They both stop struggling and just let him hug them. Both of them internally vowing to make sure not to make him this concerned over them again. Plus Beel did give the best hugs out of all the brothers*

Beel: *happy demon noises as he hugs them*

Belphie: *walks into the kitchen wondering where his twin was sees the current scene happening. snickers and sighs a little to himself while slowly backing away fully knowing what happened. Since he's made that mistake before and not wanting to get dragged into it. He really did have the best twin brother, he was sure of it. Smiling to himself he goes back to his shared room to have a nap*

115 notes • Posted 2021-07-14 04:17:13 GMT

#3

Lucifer: I've got three moods.

Lucifer: 'Existing'

Lucifer: : 'staring at the wall',

Lucifer: or 'working'. That's all I know how to do.

Satan: *popping his head in* You give yourself too little credit about what you know how to do. You forgot you know all about being Diavolo's bitch boy! *starts running away cackling*

Lucifer: *goes after him*

Later

Mammon: *finds Satan strung upside down from the chandelier*

Satan: Totally worth being strung up! It just proves my whole point! *looks at Mammon blonde hair hanging out of his face* What?!? Lucifer and I had a creative difference in opinion. He said he only knew how to do three things. I just pointed out the fact that it wasn't true. He knows all about being Diavolo's little bitch boy.

Mammon: *laughing* Honestly that makes sense. But you forgot the most obvious thing he knows all about doing.

Satan: *eyes shine* Oh and what would that be? *smirking and his eyes go a bit wide but that fact goes completely unnoticed by Mammon*

Mammon: *shrugs* As if you don't already know. The most obvious fact he forgot is that he's a huge buzz kill and ruins any chance of fun we try to have by being an overbearing dictator.

Satan: *snickers and scoffs* Oh. How could I forget about that?

Mammon: *realization hits, sighing* He's behind me isn't he?

Satan: *raises an eyebrow* What do you think?

Even later

MC: *finds both brothers string upside down from the chandelier, sighing* What did you two do this time?

Mammon: *scoffs* You assume we did something wrong? Ha!

MC: Gives a pointed look*

Satan: *looks at Mammon* Mammon you really aren't all there sometimes I swear. Obviously something happened BECAUSE WE'RE STRUNG UPSIDE DOWN! *coughs* From the chandelier.

Mammon: oh right. Yeah we messed up. *shrugs*

Satan: We were just honest with Lucifer and he didn't like our version of the truth. Weirdly enough Mammon and I agreed on something for once.

Mammon: yeah! Like he only knows how to only do three things? As if!

Satan: Clarifying on Mammon's point, Lucifer said he only knew how to do three things. I then told him that he knew more than what he was giving himself credit for. Like he knows all about being Daivolo's little bitch boy.

Mammon: I then found Satan string up from here. Then told Satan the he forgot the most obvious thing Lucifer knows how to do. That being such a pain in my ass or a massive buzz kill whenever anyone wants to have any kind of fun. *grumbling*

MC: *laughing and smiles* I think you two are forgetting another thing he knows how to do pretty well! That is stringing his brothers upside down from the chandelier as a form of punishment. So he knows how to do more than 6 things clearly! *sees the look on the boys grim faces then feels a looming presence behind them, sighs* He's behind me isn't he?

Mammon & Satan: *small nods*

MC: *whispering* damn it..

Even more later

MC: *hanging right side up with the two brothers upside down* He's such a god damn buzz kill! He's so goddamn sensitive about what anyone says about him! He think he knows everything. Holy hell, he really doesn't know how to handle the god damn truth!

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136 notes • Posted 2021-07-13 04:18:39 GMT

#2

MC: *yelling at their D.D.D. screen* QUEER baiting is wrong, so LETS ATTEMPT MURDER! *sighs* Fucking hell why would they do such a thing!?! Don't pander to the community and say explicitly there's gonna be queer CONTENT ONLY FOR THERE TO BE NONE OR LIKE A 60 SECOND CLIP!

Satan: *pops his head through the door* Did I hear someone mention murder? *walks into the room*

Belphie: *wakes up from his nap on the couch* Murder?

Mammon: *attempting to walk into the room nonchalantly* What kinda murder we talking about here? Not that I care that much about it anyway but you might as well tell me while I'm here anyway. *flops on the ground near the MC*

MC: it's just this show I enjoy. The creators of it announced that there was gonna be a canon queer ship in the new season, and I will say they sounded mighty excited about it. Only for one of the queer couples to be killed off within like a minute of showing the representation!!! How could they do that!?! I just wanna murder them for doing that. *pouts, puffing out cheeks* it ain't fair!

Asmo: * walking into the room as well, then fluffs and ruffles the MC's hair giving them a hug from behind* You're so adorable when your mad MC!! I didn't think you could get any more adorable!?! How ever we don't want those wrinkles to leave any marks do we? And for them to make you less cute. *pats their cheek, moving to the front of the MC then sitting next to them*

Mammon: OI! STOP TOUCHING AND GETTING HANDSY WITH THE MC, ASMO! I WAS THEIR FIRST! YOU NEED TO BACK OFF!

Asmo: *rolls his eyes*

Lucifer: *storming into the room* What the hell is all this commotion I'm hearing out here!!! I can't do all this paperwork or get any WORK DONE THAT I need to with all of you making so much damn noise!

MC: *Glares* I want to attempt MURDER LUCIFER! I'M VERY UPSET RIGHT NOW! CAN'T YOU TELL HOW DISTRAUGHT I AM!

Beel: *comes into the room with a mouth full of food* waph abpfft Murffph fjdbdisnem?

Lucifer: *pinching the bridge of his nose sighing* MC, you need to stop acting like Asmo; we only have room in this house for one drama queen. And Beel how many time do I have to tell you NOT to talk with your mouth full of food. Nobody can understand what you're trying to say.

Asmo: I AM NOT A DRAMA QUEEN LUCI! *puffs up like a cat and dramatically gasps* How could you say such uncouth things about me! I am the absolute epitome of beauty and grace! You take that back Lucifer!

Satan:*sighs* Lucifer can you just shut the hell up and let the MC explain. It's not that hard to let other people or demons speak without you interrupting them. You could just let others speak their mind and have an opinion that doesn't align with your own for once. Or are you too proud to admit it?

Beel: *food swallowed at this point* My bad, I said what about murder?

Levi: *barging in all huffy* ughhhhh what's with all the noise I can't watch the newest episode of my anime! Can't you normies be quiet at any time of the day?!? There's only so much time in THE DAY TO WATCH ALL OF THE STUFF. I'll never get caught up at this rate.

Lucifer: Satan... You better watch what you're saying or I'm GONNA STRING YOU UP NEXT TO MAMMON FROM THE BANNISTER OR THE CHANDELIER!

Mammon: OI! WHAT DID I EVEN DO THIS TIME!?!

MC: *realizing this spiraling out of control, and that they have to say why their angry quickly and loudly* OMG Y'ALL NEED TO SHUT UP AND STOP ARGUING ALL THE DAMN TIME! I'M UPSET OVER A SHOW I WAS WATCHING QUEER BAITING THE ENTIRE COMMUNITY!!!

Everyone: *blinks in stunned silence*

Levi: *understanding crosses his features* I'll summon Lotan!!! Thats such an unfair and unusually cruel thing to do!!! We can murder them by drowning or Lotan can do it! I hate it when creators of a show do that to their audience!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THEM!?! Its like when you think a ship is gonna happen in a story and it gets all set up and then they go the completely OFF the rails IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION!

Satan: *nods and scoffs in annoyance* That's the absolute worst. Like what was the whole point in setting up that plot and storyline!?! It was a complete waste of everyone's time. *grins* I've definitely got some nice spells and curse I've been dying to try out, that we could use on the creators.

Asmo: We can totally ruin their reputation on all social media platforms!!!

*everyone else starts slowly getting angry about it and starts supporting the idea making plans on how to murder the creators who made you upset*

MC: *sitting there dumbfounded at how fast the mood changed, and it how seriously they were contemplating actually murdering these people*

Mammon: so we are all in agreement then. WE RIDE AT DAWN TO MURDER SOME QUEER BAITING BITCHES!

246 notes • Posted 2021-07-11 04:10:48 GMT

#1

MC: *grumpy* fuck being nice Imma start biting people

Lucifer: *walks past* You need to be on your best behavior MC. To set a good example to the rest of the exchange program.

MC: *glares then bites Lucifer's arm*

Lucifer: *looks down like Excuse me*

Satan & Belphie: *snickering*

Belphie: I guess they do bite? Who knew?

Asmo: *looks over* That's kind of kinky. You know MC u can always bite me, and we can do more than just that if your down for it.*practical purrs that out* The invitation is always available and only just for you *smirks & winks*

Lucifer: *glares* you have to the count of 3 MC to get off my arm or else the punishment will be severe. I do not care if you're a human. Get OFF NOW!!

Mammon & Levi: *attempting to pull MC off Lucifer's arm*

MC: *bites down harder out of spite*

Mammon: You don't wanna piss him off MC! Now is not a good time to do that!

Levi: It would be wise to stop biting him MC! You don't wanna be strung up from the banister!

Satan: *is filming the whole ordeal*

Beel: if u want MC u can have one of my lollipops? Instead of biting Lucifer. *hands over an extra giant spiral lollipop he had been saving*

MC: *reluctantly let's go, and takes the lollipop* FINE! I'll stop. for now... Thanks Beel! I appreciate you sharing this with me! *smiles at him then starts to eat it, while grumbling* He shouldn't have told me what to do, fucking bitch.

Lucifer: *glaring*

The other 6 brothers: *trying not to laugh*

341 notes • Posted 2021-07-10 04:10:54 GMT

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Afternoon Snack

Crap! That jackass!

You were walking around the school yard with your favorite snack, Taikayaki, and some guy riding around on a skateboard knocked into you and smacked it right out of your hand.

"You idiot!", you yelled out to the skateboarder who was now running away with his tail between his legs. His skateboard broke in the process so it was left with you. God dammit..

Well there was no use now, you picked up the dirty Taikayaki and broken skateboard to throw in the trash, you eyes filled with sadness as you watched your afternoon meal go to waste.

You went inside with your head dropped over. Clearly sad and annoyed

"You okay?", said a familiar voice.

Midoriya was on the couch, he had his face buried in his notebook before he saw you looking gloomy.

"Ugh, noooo..", you said, sounding like a lump of crayon that sat in the sun for too long.

"Some idiot ruined my day"

You sat on the couch next to Midoriya, looking up. A face popped up, their crimson eyes staring into yours.

"Who was it?", his husky voice chimed in.

Bakugo was standing above you, his eyes turning into slits.

"It was no one important, Katsuki", you said.

You and Bakugo have known each other for awhile now, long enough for him to let you call him by his first name. You two had a weird relationship, but were friends for the most part. Your relationship with Bakugo was filled with fun, anger, and competition. People thought you guys were a couple at first, but when they saw how you two interacted they pushed the thought away. Bakugo wanting to know who made you feel bad made you feel.. happy, and weirded out for his unusual concern for anything.

"They obviously are if your feeling sad, dumbass, who was it?", he asked once more.

You could hear the growl in the back of his throat. It was sweet that he wanted to make you feel better, but it would cause more harm than good.

He kept bugging you, you knew he wouldn't leave you alone so you finally gave in.

"Some random guy on a skateboard, he wasn't looking where he was going and slammed right into me. Broke his ride in the process, that idiot..", you trailed off, thinking about your Taikayaki.

Bakugo nodded, and walked away. You guessed he was going up to his dorm to plan his murder. You sat up and turned to Midoriya.

"Were you eating something? Knowing you, your really sad when you drop your favorite foods. Or anything that you can eat.", Midoriya said.

"Yeahhh, it was one of my favorite desserts too!", you groaned. Ugh, just thinking about made you annoyed.

Midoriya snickered.

"Kacchan will probably take care of them, might as well send your prayers to the victim", Midoriya joked.

You didn't take Midoriya to have this side to him, laughing at someone's pain. To be fair they deserve it but still, it was out of the normal.

About an hour passed when you got a text from Katsuki.

"Hey, get dressed in something casual. I'm taking you to the donut shop downtown", read the text.

Was he taking you out? He didn't even give you a chance, but he knew you, and he knew you would say yes to anything with sweets.

You had on a simple Steven Universe shirt and black tights, something you'd wear around school if you didn't need a uniform.

You met Katsuki outside the donut shop, he was wearing a black jacket with reddish orange stripes outside the zippers with a white T-shirt underneath. He wore dark he jeans and a sliver necklace. What caught your attention was his face. His crimson red eyes we're dangerously beautiful, filled with anger and passion for victory. His eyes brows weren't furrowed like usual, they were calm as he stared at his phone, listening to music through his airpods. His ash blonde hair seemed to glow in the sunlight. You walked over to his with a huge grin on your face.

"Katsuki! Over here!", you waved at him.

He looked up, his brows furrowed again, but he didn't look mad. He smirked at your arrival.

"I've beaten you here", he said in a competitive tone.

"Oh shut up! You never said it was a race!", you chuckled

"You know I'm always up for a challenge, Y/n, you know me the best besides that damn Deku"

It was true, despite your competitive nature against Kastuki, you knew a lot about him, from his favorite hobbies to his favorite meals. It was like you two were....

"Hurry up and pick something!", Katsuki spat.

He caught you off guard in your train of thought. You scratched your head in embarrassment.

"That one please", you pointes to a jelly filled donut with a spicy cinnamon glaze.

You wanted to try something new, since you've never talked spicy cinnamon before you'd thought to give it a try. Katsuki got a cookie, he must've wanted to save his allowance.

The total pay was 3,000¥, man why was it so expensive for a damn cookie?

Once you got your food you took a nibble st it. The taste was not what you expected. You were hit with a spicy cinnamon, it tasted like actual cinnamon, not the kind that was mixed with sugar and other sweet things. It tastes like raw cinnamon and it was hot in your mouth. It was like eating cinnamon flavored hot sauce.

"Bleh!", you spat out the donut.

Katsuki looked confused. You couldn't waste the donut, so you reluctantly took another bite. You shuddered as you tried to hork it down to get it over leaving smears all over your face.

"Damn, you were that hungry?", Kastuki chuckled.

"You eat like a fucking five year old"

You groaned, loosing your apatite after this.

"Thank you, Katsuki... I'm ready when you are", you said, searching for a napikin to wipe off your face.

Katsuki took your hand, it caught you by surprise.

"Katsuki?", you asked.

He was staring at you, noticing him moving closer until you were inches apart. A hot feeling burned at your cheeks at how close he was, he was hot, but seeing that up close was more than you could handle.

"Can I clean that off for you?", he asked, his lips brushing against yours.

Your eyes closed as he kissed you passionately. He cleaned your face from all the mess you've gotten on it, you were in a daze after his finished. You watched him licking his lips.

"That's some good shit, you have a bad taste in sweets if you hate this", Katsuki said, chuckling. "But you taste much better"

You were a blushing mess, did that just happen? You might've had a small crush on him and didn't realize it, but this just made it worse. You didn't know how to feel, but you enjoyed the kiss. You wanted more.

"Maybe when we get back to my dorm you can.. taste more of me..?", you said in a teasing way.

Katsuki's eyes lit up as a devilish grin grew on his face. Realizing what you said and how you said it, you raised your hands in defense.

"N-Not like that, idiot!!", you stammered.

It was too late, he was already pulling you out of your seat and walking back to the school.

You reached the dorms, entering his room. Oh gosh, this is gonna take a while....

[educatedinyellow]

Oh no, I’m sorry you have to deal with dentistry unpleasantness! For whatever it’s worth, I had all of my wisdom teeth taken out at a stroke when I was in high school, and it was pretty much painless. They will give you the good anesthetics for this, and keeping it iced and sticking to liquids and puddings for a while helped me get through the recovery without much pain. Best wishes that all will go well!

Thank you for tagging me with such a lovely question. I will try to think of long fics that I think might appeal to you, and let me start in the fandoms I know you like:

Masked Ball by Waid (ACD Holmes, eventual Holmes/Watson, rated T, 31K) Six months after Holmes’ return from the dead, the delicate equilibrium in Baker Street is disturbed when  a stranger walks out of the London fog with a case – for Watson. Holmes is wary, Watson is fascinated. But who is the man calling himself Álvaro de León? And what does he really want?

The Divergence Series by Nereus: Divergence, Homeward Voyage, The Crisis Part 1, The Crisis Part 2. (Hornblower, gen, Archie & Horatio). I'd often wanted to know how the relationship between Hornblower and Kennedy would have developed if the writers hadn't killed Kennedy off, and finally I decided to sit down and write my own ideas out. It's also a loose reinterpretation of Forester's unfinished novel 'Hornblower at the Crisis'.  I've tried to keep direct overlap with Forester to a minimum and to avoid using his phrasing as much as possible.  Since Forester spent more time on the preliminaries, and got no further than Hornblower's acceptance of the mission, most of the plot developments are my own.

On Solitude by Toft (Patrick O’Brian novels, Aubrey & Maturin, queerplatonic, telepathy AU, rated G, 15K). Jack and Stephen accidentally become telepathically bonded, but Stephen still has to complete his mission in Minorca.

It was undoubtedly the fish that caused the thing, an ill-looking, mumchance creature served to them at a roadside tavern on the way to Portsmouth. A sign with cracking paint hung over the place and it smelt of misery, but it was well past the naval dinner hour and Jack had not eaten since a hasty breakfast bolted at Mapes after receiving his orders from a courier. Stephen had met the post along the way, having travelled all night from London, and had eaten up all of Jack's sandwiches, lovingly packed for him by Sophie. When the coach stopped for an hour to change horses, Jack was too hungry to pay attention to the particulars, and he immediately dug in to the baked fish, whose sauce - watery, and the colour of the scum that covered Portsmouth harbour - could not disguise that it had been shockingly overdone. It was only when he turned the fish to pick at its ribs that it became evident that, although in every way resembling your average Melanogrammus aeglefinus, the creature had three eyes.

And these are going more out on a limb, because they’re not your fandoms, but I have a feeling you might like them. Most of these aren’t all that long, sorry, but feel free to pick and choose if anything catches your interest:

Cuckoo and Nest by komodobits (SPN, Dean/Cas, rated E, 10K). For a long time, Castiel thought that every earthly possession other than the immediately necessary was excess to requirement. But Dean –Dean who named his car, who keeps a photograph of his mother in his wallet, some thirty-plus years after her death, who still has the crumpled ‘Do Not Disturb’ sign with a sleeping pelican emblazoned on it from the Microtel outside of Roanoke where he first kissed Castiel, clumsy and unsure, under the unsteady fluorescence of an exhausted bathroom bulb – is sentimental. It puzzles Castiel, where Dean draws the line between what is meaningful and what it is worthless.

Fearson’s Floating Cigarette by orange_crushed. (SPN, Dean/Cas, rated M, regular human magicians AU, 11,500 words). He does little tricks with cards and scarves and pulls packets of crayons out of the sleeves of the kids’ hospital gowns; he spends about fifteen minutes making paper nurses with them and then pretends to cut them up, revealing at the end that they’re still perfect, pristine, unharmed. It’s beautiful magic, unhurried, always with a happy ending.

Escape Velocity by Vehemently (Firefly, Simon and River Tam, gen, rated G, 5.5K). "I never saw much rain. Then I seen some, and it don't hold no fascination for me."

A Smaller World by fourteencandles (House/Wilson, rated T, 10K). The thing between them works, if Wilson doesn't push for more.

Ladies Who Organise by reckonedrightly (Discworld, genderswap, Vetinari, rated T, 6.6K)  How Ankh-Morpork acquired its first female Patrician very, very quietly.

Longfic recs?

I’m having a wisdom tooth out tomorrow, and expect to be a sad pathetic puppy in need of TLC. Anyone want to make me long-fic recs? I have a fondness for stories where everyone tries to do their best by each other, and I prefer comfort to hurt and upbeat to angst. I’m not that particular about ships or fandoms provided I can get by on fandom osmosis and the story itself.

@a-candle-for-sherlock? @educatedinyellow? Anyone else?