#I've been infected with Turtles on the brain disease

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Random fun facts that my brain decided to remember:

Chris Evans was the voice of Casey Jones in the 2007 TMNT movie.

Yep you heard me.

Captain fucking America the nicest dude is also a vigilante who beats people up with hockey sticks.

You're welcome.

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AHHHHHHHHH-!!!!! THIS IS AMAZING I LOVE THE ART!!!!!

And sfsfsfsfdgdg bro I'm glad I gave you the pep cuz your AU is amazing!!!!! :D

You sir! And you, madam!

People of all backgrounds and futures, lend me your ears, (if you have any, I don’t judge) for before you lies the greatest entertainers to ever grace the Great Barron Draxum’s Three Ringed Circus this side of the legendary- oh hang on a moment folks, this is the stagehand staff. Just some turtle kids, I’dunno.

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The more I see of Rise Leo and his dumbass the more I become endeared to this beautiful dorky idiot jfc-

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Yo if 2018 Donatello likes techno music......

Does that mean he could also like........

Hatsune Miku?

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Just remembered that Master Splinter from 2012 has a cheese phone. That he actually uses and keeps under a glass dome. It's his emergency phone I'm-

Seriously this super serious possibly dangerous ninja master is secretly the biggest fucking dork. Now it all makes sense why Leo and his brothers are dorky they learned it from their dad's own dorky ass sfdgdgdgdgf.

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Red child go >:p

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One thing I love about 2012 Raph is that whenever he's with Mona Lisa it's so obvious that he's all for her. He gives off this vibe whenever he's with her:

And honestly I think that's beautiful.

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I'd literally forgotten that Josh Peck is the voice of 2012 Casey Jones.

This fucking nerd right here:

Voices this beautiful dumbass:

How could have I forgotten???

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I've got nothing on the brain but him-

He goes rat-tat-tat in my brain. Rat Dad is best dad.

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Yo stop scrolling for a second-!

You see this baby???

This baby right here????

This smol little baby?????

I wanna squish his chubby cheeks. I wanna give him head pats and snuggles and all that jazz. I love him and lowkey I'd die for this precious little bean.

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Did I ever mention that I adore big buff angry boys in red?

Mainly this mad lad I mean look-

Look at him what a dork-

Look at this beefy boy-

He's amazing and deserves only the best in this world-

Long story short I love him. No exceptions, he's a good boy.

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I just realized that Mona Lisa is basically the equivalent to the tall vampire lady and Raph is the internet's undying love for her.

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One thing I love about 2012 April is that while she's a usually kind hearted person she's also 110% ready to beat somebody's ass six ways to Sunday. Doesn't matter who or what you are, if you fuck up or fuck with someone she personally knows she's opening up a can of whoop ass on you.

Like she's always lowkey ready to throw literal hands at people if her first pacifist approach doesn't work and honestly I think it's hilarious.

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Not to sound like an ancient cave dwelling old lady but....

2003 tmnt fucking slaps.

Like bruh it was one of the best tmnt incarnations and it's downright tragic that it's not talked about more nor mentioned more. It makes me big sad. 😔

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Me is reading personality traits for Leo: Huh he's a pretty cool guy isn't he? Let's see what else there is.

Sees that he's selfless and doesn't tell anyone about his problems. Refuses to show weakness and let anyone know his emotional state. Over works himself to be the best and downplays things involving him, redirects conversations away from him so he doesn't have to talk about anything too personal.

Me starts to sweat:....why...why do I feel so called out....so....so exposed....?

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IDW tmnt fun facts:

Leonardo is the mom friend among the group.

Look at him, mother henning the hell out of Casey cuz he's worried about him.

God this boy brings me so much joy jfc.