#I've been busy with life and video games so uh. Yeah

[lozchi]

Hello friend! Can I request Taehoon with a reader who loves to dance? (Not professionally but they’ll do it while they’re cooking or cleaning or something like that.) And one day Taehoon hears a song that reminds him of the reader and starts to do some of their moves. No pressure! I hope you have a great one!😁

DiscorDANCE

A/N: Goodness, I love the idea. My self-shipping ass actually thought of this at some point. Sorry that this took so long! I've been pretty busy in life and I only finished reading Viral Hit today. @ryusuisloveinterest  Pairing: Taehoon Seong x GN!Reader Themes: Fluff, petnames, Taehoon being a wuss

Taehoon finds it cute, really. It wasn't just that he found it cute; it was more like an electrifying sensation that coursed through his veins. Maybe it's just the way he's captivated by your movements, or perhaps it's just the way how your face lights up as you'd dance as if nobody were watching.

But honestly, the music choice could be better. Who in their right fucking mind listens to "phonk"? " It was as though someone had taken a blender to a cacophony of dissonant noises, mixed it with Snapper and Hobin’s yelling and called it music.

"Ughhhh- Make it stop."

Taehoon groans, rolling his eyes in discontentment.

"Nuh-uh. I ain't gonna."

As the pulsating bass throbs through the air, you find yourself swaying to the rhythm, your body moving confidently despite the mediocre music assaulting both of your ears. With each step, you defy the ear-bleeding tunes. Your eyes sparkle with an infectious joy as you twirl and spin, lost in a world where only your happiness matters.

The bass may be shit, but your energy soars above it, overshadowing the limitations of the melody. In your dance, there's a magic that makes Taehoon forget about the shitty song; Turning the ordinary into something extraordinary.

Fuck. You’ve got Taehoon smiling like an idiot. When he notices it, he quickly wipes it off, but it's not too late for you to catch his affectionate gaze.

”The fuck ya want?”

He scowls, only for you to return a smirk.

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Dashing around the house, frantically searching through your drawers for something to wear, you disturb a very peaceful Taehoon (a rare sight, wow) engaged in a phone call with his dad. He might have overlooked your antics if he hadn't noticed you making a beeline for the door.

“Babe, I’m off to Rumi’s for a bit. Don’t forget to give Tiger his medication!”

Peppering kisses all over his face, he lets out a resigned sigh.

”At this hour? I don’t think so. Shouldn’t you be sleeping?”

It's not as if Taehoon is in any position to lecture. His sleeping schedule is even more fucked up than yours. Yeah, he admits to himself that it may be hypocritical to tell you not to go out so late and possibly cause danger to yourself when he does it too. Which is why, without uttering a word, you lock eyes with him, and he relents.

”Just get back safely or call me, alright?”

And the master negotiator (without negotiating) wins again.

”Mhm, I’ll be back”

Before you leave, Taehoon kisses back (followed by a flick on the forehead, because he’s the bitchiest of all bitches). He could’ve sworn he heard Hansu chuckling through the other side of the phone. This old man can only gush about this very moment.

-

Tranquility, at last. No jarring phonk music assaulting his poor fucking ears, no impromptu silly dances disrupting the peace. But amidst this newfound calm, Taehoon finds himself missing it all. (It’s only been a minute-) Now he actually doesn’t mind the music you play. He could be calling Hobin to come over, play some video games, talk to his dad again but he’s probably too embarrassed to hear his father bring up how soft he was earlier.

”Come here, you lil’ rascal. It’s time for your meds”

He calls out to your cat, who dutifully obeys, padding over to Taehoon's side.

And it wasn’t long before Taehoon finds himself listening to your carefully curated phonk playlist on Spotify. The beats pulse through his earphones, he pictures you leaping around the room, your laughter filling the space as you lose yourself in the music's infectious energy. And suddenly, the absence of your hijinks feels like a void he hadn't realized was there.

”How does Y/N go about it again? Like this?”

Taehoon mutters to himself, attempting to mimic your dance moves.

If only your cat could talk, it would regale you with TEA of Taehoon's comical attempts to imitate your silly movements. Despite his status as a taekwondo prodigy, his body just doesn't seem to move in the same fluid way as yours. It's a sight to behold, watching him stumble and flail around the room, his efforts more resembling a worm sprinkled with salt than a seasoned dancer.

He hisses, now cringing to himself and glad you aren’t around to see how shit-

With a sheepish grin, you approach the door, your keys conspicuously absent from your hand.

”Gah, how could I forget my phone out of all things?! I hope Taehoon’s asleep by now, otherwise I’d have to deal with his bickering, and- Taehoooon?”

As you reach for the handle, you're met with an unexpected sight: Taehoon, in all his clumsy glory, attempting to replicate your dance moves with a level of finesse that could only be described as the equivalent of the Hobin Yoo Company's chaos. Caught off guard by the scene unfolding before you, you can't help but burst into laughter, momentarily forgetting the reason you needed to enter the room in the first place.

”Is this what you do when I’m not around?”

And then, just when you think it couldn't get any cringier, he manages to stub his toe on the corner of the coffee table.

”FU-”

Taehoon clears his throat, his cheeks flushing with embarrassment in your presence, a rare occurrence for someone usually so composed. But his embarrassment is momentarily overshadowed by his curiosity as to why you've returned so quickly.

"Anyway, why are you here already? Not that I don’t mind, but—"

You bashfully avert your gaze to the ground, a nervous chuckle escaping your lips.

"I forgot my phone…"

"Tsk! Do you really have to be this irresponsible sometimes?!? What could’ve happened if you didn’t get in contact with me?"

Taehoon pulls you into a tight hug, his worry palpable in the embrace. But amidst his concerns, you can't help but sense his underlying desire to distract you from the awkwardness of his recent dance attempt.

A part of you acknowledges his genuine concern, but another part recognizes this as one of his subtle ways to divert your attention from the potential blackmail material you just witnessed. Despite his attempt to shift the focus, his affectionate (but tsundere) nature somehow manages to shine through.

”Taehoon?”

”Hm?”

”Why were you-”

”We don’t talk about that.”

”But-”

”Shush, or I won’t let you go back to Rumi’s.”

”Meow~”

[servin-up-surveys]

survey #229

Where do you see your ex in 5 years? I am not comfortable answering this for any ex. I don't know these people anymore, and people change. I shouldn't be theorizing about their futures.

Does your last ex have a job? I don't know.

Would you be interested in starting your own business? I want to be a freelance photographer, so...

Do you find guys with facial piercings attractive? I tend to find piercings attractive, but this doesn't guarantee that I'm going to be attracted to a pierced man.

Have you ever gone snorkeling or scuba diving? If yes, what’s the coolest thing you’ve seen? No.

What’s your favorite filling in chocolates? More chocolate, peanut butter, or caramel.

What, in your opinion, is the most disgusting part of the human body? I actually hate how genitals look, either kind.

Do you have slim or chubby fingers? Slim. It's about the only slim thing about me.

Have you done anything lately that you instantly felt was a mistake? Uh, maybe? But not of importance large enough for me to actually remember it.

Pencils: mechanical or traditional? Mechanical for sure.

Are you into anyone right now? Tell me about them? Use this space to say something to them. Well, Girt, obviously. I feel like I talk about him enough for readers to have a general gist of him, he's insanely introverted but loyal as FUCK to people he values, and he's the funniest fucking person I've ever met. He's my best friend in the world and I hope he never doubts how much I value him as not just a boyfriend, but friend.

Do you cook and/or bake? What is your specialty? I don't. It's funny though, I recently got into a chef's YouTube channel and also like another, and I like watching their stuff, even though I'm not interested in cooking or baking myself. I WISH I was.

Have you ever felt trapped in a relationship? A friendship, yes. That's how I felt towards the end of Sara's and my friendship. Like, we'd split apart so many times, I didn't wanna fucking do it again. It never went well.

Are you attracted to any nationality more than others? Nope.

Do feet creep you out? They don't creep me out, I just don't like them and think they're gross.

Do you have a sexual fantasy? What is it? yeah I'm not sharing that stuff lmfao

Do you like the band Satyricon? I've never heard this name in my life.

Is it wicked hard for you to sleep when its hot in your room? I CAN'T sleep if I'm hot. I literally have two fans in my room.

What is your favorite thing to do with your best friend? Chatting/being silly together and playing video games.

Are you easily offended? No. Few things actually offend me.

Have you ever acted as tour guide for friends/relatives from out of town? lol no, this place sucks and there's nothing TO show, there's no need.

Do you feel bored with your life? YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am agonizingly bored by my fucking life, I could rant about this for hours, it's unreal how bored I am by the life I exist in.

What's the most weight you've ever gained from a medication? Like, 100 pounds. I wish I was fucking kidding. Thanks, Abilify <3

How old were you the first time you encountered God? The concept of "God" was forced on me from birth (literally, I was baptized), sooooo... I guess you can't truly "encounter" something that you finally understand doesn't exist, though.

Are you married? No.

What was the best date you've ever been on? A double-date to an arcade.

Do you feel free to post how you feel on Facebook? I very rarely post about my personal life because I feel like no one cares and I'm just being annoying. I just share memes n shit.

Which stereotype do you fit the most? Geek and goth at heart, I guess. I don't really dress it though, I'm too lazy and poor for that.

Who were your favorite celebrities as a child? Steve Irwin and Jeff Corwin.

Did you go to prom? I went to two: his senior and my senior.

If you could rewind time ten years, would you? No.

What is the last song you played on repeat? fuckin "Diggy Diggy Hole" by Wind Rose lmfao

Do you own a CD player? Not anymore.

Do you think you could handle a job in the medical field? Why or why not? No. It would depress me, more than anything.

Would you rather edit photos on your phone or computer? Computer. I have Lightroom on both devices, but computer is easier and more precise with the mouse.

What is one electronic device you own that you have not used in a long time? Nintendo DS.

When was the last time you wore a dress or a skirt? Not since a Halloween photoshoot I did with my friend.

What is your favorite thing about Instagram? I dunno, really. I just enjoy it. I do feel like I'm less likely to see shit I don't want to, like dumbfuck right-wing shit I didn't ask for on Facebook.

What is the first thing you think of when you see the rainbow emoji? 🌈? the gays stealing the rainbow from god ✌️

Do you prefer to play chess or checkers? Checkers, idk how to play chess.

If you had to go an entire week without using any technology, what do you think you would spend most of your time doing instead? Reading, sleeping, writing, drawing. I'd be miserable, though.

Would you rather travel to Asia or France? Somewhere in Asia.

Did you have a New Year’s kiss? No, we weren't in each other's presence that night. You'd be hard-pressed to find a night I stay up 'til midnight anyway.

Are there any words that you cannot pronounce or that you pronounce incorrectly? I say "breakfast" funny. I put a "t" after the "k" and I can't fix it.

How much older than you was the oldest person you have dated/had a relationship with? Juan was somewhere around five years older than me, give or take a year. It was problematic though because of my age.

Have you recently accomplished anything that you are proud of yourself for? I am very proud of myself for making the conscious decision to really start changing how I think and treat myself. It hasn't been "meh I'll try," I'm DOING it.

Are you still friends with any of your exes? Do you still communicate with any of them at all? Nope, nope.

What is your opinion on people who shop at Sephora for makeup as opposed to buying makeup from the drugstore? I don't give a shit????????????

Is marijuana legal for “recreational use” where you live? Also what is your opinion on the recent legalization of marijuana in certain states? It is not legal, but my psychiatrist shared that it's looking like NC will make it legal in the foreseeable future (Mom shared we really want to try edibles for me). I wish it was legal everywhere.

Do you live on your own or with your parents/a roommate? Do you think you’d like to live alone? I still live with my mother. I NEVER want to live alone, I would be FUCK-ING miserable. My depression and isolatory behaviors would eat me alive.

How often would you say you use Microsoft Word? Never, I use WordPad. You have to pay for Microsoft Word.

After doing your laundry do you leave it in your basket for a couple days, then put it away? Ugh it can stay in the basket for days upon days upon days.

When you do a puzzle do you find all the edges first? Of course, unless I incidentally find a match of interior pieces.

When you’re in the car and you eat something with a wrapper, do you throw the wrapper out of the window? Do this and I wish you death

List 5 things that have happened in the last 7 days. (They can be anything at all, anything that’s happened involving you, or your family, friends, partner.) 1.) I've been playing the remake of Resident Evil 4 2.) My younger sister got a dog 3.) I went to Girt's house 4.) I finished another book in the Warriors series 5.) I drew!!!!

If you found out your ex had a new partner, would you be upset? There is no ex where I would care if they had a new partner.

Have you ever had sex in someone else’s bed/bedroom? I've done sexual things we shouldn't have done in someone else's bedroom.

Have you ever had sex on your bedroom floor? How about your living room floor? Again, just sexual things. But not since I was a teenager, you could NOT lure my fat and achy ass onto the floor anymore lmfao

When you kiss someone, do you like to play with their hair? I do it, so I suppose yes.

Why did you hug the last person you hugged? The kids were leaving.

Do you regret sleeping with anyone? No.

Did anyone comfort you the last time you cried? What was your reason for crying? My mom, yes. I've just been stressed out and dealing with anxiety issues.

What if you had a baby with the last person you kissed? I’d get an abortion, we can't be doing that.

Is there anyone that likes you, other than the person you love/like/are with? I doubt it.

Who is the 9th contact in your phone? Have you ever hugged/kissed that person? That's my little sister, I've certainly hugged her and maybe kissed her cheek when we were younger.

How did you feel when you woke up today? What was the first thing you thought about? I was annoyed, the kids came in being loud and I hadn't slept very well. Pretty sure I cursed lmao.

Do you still tell your parents that you love them? Of course.

Random fact about the person you love/like? He's back in college for business management-type stuff. I always forget the exact name of his major. He's VERY nearly done, he just had to drop out when his dad died.

[nobodysdaydreams]

THE WOLF359 CAST IS INCREDIBLY TALENTED AND I LOVE THIS! (or my reaction to the Wolf359 Live Show)

"Another Wolf359 reaction already? But Bods, I thought you said you were busy?" Yes indeed I am my friends, if I wasn't busy, I would have finished the podcast by now. In my younger days, I did all of ATLA in a weekend. Sadly at this age, I can't be doing that kind of bingeing. I'm also tired, because I've been studying all day and figured why not take a little break and watch the Wolf359 Live Show?

I firstly wanted to give a shoutout to @commsroom for not only telling me about when to watch the live show (after episode 26), but also telling me that it is on youtube where you can watch it live so thank you so much!

Tagging the mutuals who got me invested in this, and if you want to be tagged or untagged from these posts, lmk, or you can follow my blog or simply follow the tag "#bods wolf359 reactions". Anyone who has followed me for a while knows my updates are inconsistent, so I apologize in advance for that and for any spelling/grammar mistakes in my posts. Especially in this one because it is late, and I am tired.

@sophieswundergarten @oflightningandstars @acollectionofcuriousreblogs @herawell

Wolf359 Live Show Reaction:

"First ever life show" - are there other live shows?

Oh okay this is very helpful. So it's in the middle of Episode 26, so right in the middle of what I just listened to, that makes a lot more sense.

I honestly don't care about the audio quality difference this is amazing.

Uh...pretty sure Cutter is not the forces of good... see Doug this is why you always read the fine print! It's like that ominous song...the one that was a tik tok audio? The one about an evil corporation in space? I think it might have been video game music? You guys know what I'm talking about please tell me I didn't imagine this.

YES THE ONE COPY OF HOME ALONE 2 COMES BACK!

PLEASE- the way Doug is telling the story is the way I tell stories "Hilbert strikes back: specifically Doug's circulatory system" 😂

"Palpatine MD" 😂

I love how they enter in as their characters are introduced.

I love Hera though it is weird to hear her voice clear without coming through the intercoms.

Zach is doing a fantastic job I love how he's moving around Minkowski to play both Hilbert and Doug 😂 and he's doing a great job switch characters.

Lovelace!

I love how he crosses over to whisper to Hera, I can just see Doug's character whispering into her intercom or in the general direction of the computer even though it doesn't make a difference to her.

I also like Hera's character position on stage away from the others, it's kind of symbolic.

"Team Eiffel's on the case" I have literally used the phrase "Detective Bods is on the case" multiple times on this blog, why do I relate so strongly to every ADHD character I come across sasjdkfjsl;kdfj;slk. Not the talking to himself too... NOT THEM LOOKING AT HIM IN THE BACKGROUND...oh no...

I love how Hera says "yeah we're all here" when she's always there.

17 months Doug? Oh dear...

"No one told me it was my job" Valid Doug, valid, what you're told when you're spaced out doesn't count. ADHD rule #1. Oh she told him multiple times? Well maybe they could have written it down for him. Would that have been too much trouble?

Hilbert shut up.

Poor Hera. The way she shuts them down 😂

SHUT UP HILBERT. THANK YOU.

Oh not the Pyrce and Carter thing again. Do we ever get to meet Pryce and Carter? Do they work for Goddard Futuristics? Is this a NASA textbook? At first I thought she said something about a price and then "Cutter", and I was like "PLOT TWIST" but never mind it's just the tips book.

Minkowski's Lovelace impression 😂 HIS HERA IMPRESSION IS JUST A HIGH PITCHED VOICE. Hahaha...his Hilbert is hilarious. Her Doug impression. 😂

"No no she's Eiffel, that's impossible" This is perfect, and then the switch back to Hilbert. Comedic perfection. I love it so so much.

"Hilbert you're fine try to be less fine" I love Hera.

"Can I ask you to act like an adult?" "That's not my thing" the comedic timing of this is excellent.

"What do you even do here?" Hold Hilbert's Decima virus of course.

Comms line? With who?

PLEASE 😂OH MY GOODNESS CUTTER. The way he stands up from the audience with his smug little smile...

You just know he's been waiting his entire life to play a role like that. Honestly me too, so good for him for getting to live the dream. DID HE JUST PAT THE HEAD OF A RANDOM PERSON IN THE AUDIENCE. HE DID. HE EVEN HAS A SUIT.

"We'll break bread, we'll dance, we'll kiss-" Cutter man, I'm pretty sure you can't say that. I know that you're an evil corporation that murders people on the regular and unethically experiments on people in space so the law can't get you, but you don't even have one HR rep?

Another call Cutter? What deployment?

"He remotely destroys station, then goes on lunch break" Yep sounds like Cutter.

The way Cutters reenters... it's so dramatic I love it.

They are really gonna have to make sure their stories match.

Huh. "Communication problem of our own." I wonder what that could be Cutter? A little issue at Command?

"Alone at last" That sounds creepy Cutter.

Oh so Cutter worships at the alter of the Pryce and Carter manual too. Maybe he forced them to write the book and killed them. Maybe he wrote it under two pen names to make it sound more legit. Either way I can't imagine him memorizing anyone's book but his own.

CUTTER'S ASKING ABOUT HER FAMILY? oh he's threatening her. IS HE THREATENING HER FAMILY?

They are very low on toothpaste.

"I want to help in every way I can, but I can only do that if I know what's going on" Cutter I hope you die. Painfully. Very slowly and very painfully, and if it doesn't happen in the show, I'll write it into a fic.

Oh he's speaking to Hera now because of what she said... that's interesting. Cutter didn't think of Hera as a person or member of the crew before he realized that Minkowski did.

Doug is me cramming for my exams. DOUG IF ITS NOT A VIDEO CALL YOU CAN WRITE STUFF DOWN.

Or fake an illness.

Oh dear poor Hera.

"Manufacturing errors." I hope that doesn't mean anything bad for those robots, otherwise that has to be sad for Hera to hear.

Okay...I love how Hera and some of the other actors look straight at the audience like they can't see Cutter, but Cutter looks directly at them as if he can see them. It adds so much to the creep factor.

Oh my gosh that manual again. Why is he obsessed with it?

"You'd be shocked at how much I know about the Hephaestus" Cutter knows everything.

AND DO NOT CALL HERA PATHETIC.

Oh my gosh Hera talked back to him for a second. I think she's the only one who ever does thus far, which is odd considering all her code that stops her from doing that.

"A real person" THAT CROSSES A LINE CUTTER.

"I don't know if someone like you can understand this. We're trying to change everyone's lives" CUTTER SHUT UP. YOU ARE THE ONE WITHOUT A SOUL YOU HAVE NO ROOM TO TALK.

YES HERA TALK BACK TO HIM.

Hera's memory files? Personality setting? oh never mind...this is awful that he can just go in like that. Maybe that's why he programmed her with the ability and personality that would talk back to him. So that he can get the truth from someone he can easily destroy.

"The people who made you decided you were a mistake, and you were so desperate to rise above who- what you are" Who made Hera? Are they important? Or did Cutter just scrape her up from a tech company that didn't want her? And Cutter "correcting" himself on that line I hope he's blown into space.

"Don't you dare" wow Hera's still talking back. "You have no idea." DID SHE JUST CONFESS THAT HILBERT IS STILL ALIVE. Oh Hera...

"To err is human" oh dear...

Doug looks terrified. Me too buddy.

It's okay Hera. You deserve better.

"I'm sick!" I love that.

Cutter's like wow, I should have started with him.

The way he puts his hand on Doug's shoulder as if they are in the room together, like he has a way to reach them even if they can't get back to earth, I love the choices the actor's are making.

He knows that Doug doesn't know Pryce and Carter. He's been listening in on him. For sure. Bro. Not everyone has read your manifesto that you by this point probably ghost wrote under two fake names and declared the best book of all time. It's like when a professor uses their own text book, I've heard this song and dance before.

Cutter. Doug should have memorized it but YOU HIRED HIM. He is CLEARLY in no way qualified for this line of work. YOU know that. YOU'RE using him as a science experiment. If I knew my professor was using me for lab science that could kill me at any second, do you think I'd waste time studying for their pop quiz on silly tips?

"How did Renee stop him?" Just say that it was all a blur Doug.

"Getting around security protocols, tricking a multiple PhD...stellar Doug" "Thank you?" Doug that's not a good thing. A target is on your back right now.

Not the arm on his shoulder again. Cutter for SURE killed their HR rep and their IRB rep, and ethics department.

"I would have had to skin you alive" There is no "had to" here Cutter.

3 seconds or incredibly painful things will start happening. WHAT THINGS?

DOUG HOW DID YOU FUMBLE THAT? YOU COULD HAVE JUST PRETENDED YOU WERE NERVOUS BECAUSE YOU FAILED. YOU HAD THE PERFECT OUT RIGHT THERE.

"I got the feeling that I would be the same convo you and I just had" I love the fourth wall break.

Oh dear. LOVELACE YOU BETTER BE QUIET. NO NOT ALL THE STUFF DOUG YOU AT LEAST KEPT LOVELACE QUIET. DON'T BLOW THAT TOO.

"Is there anything I can do for you? I want to help you?" Get. Them. Back. To. Earth.

Cutter's little schoolboy laugh. Oh yikes. He's mad now.

Good job Doug, take the fall. Good solider. No, what are you doing, just say you forgot, don't say you kept information from him intentionally. Faking incompetence is so much easier when you actually are incompetent.

The ultimate sacrifice. He will memorize Cutter's stupid textbook.

"If you keep anything from me again, holiday's over..." I don't like it.

"I want to know the second anything new happens with those transmissions".

Haha...well as a matter a fact, after that last episode...

Exactly. Shut up Hilbert.

Yeah the book is unusually dark. Pryce and Carter have clearly been through some stuff, or it's Cutter being ominous with his ghost written book. At this point, he either wrote it under fake names, or he's a Pryce and Carter fanboy. (Is it spelled Pryce or Price, I just realized I have no idea. I've heard of the last name Pryce, so I'd assume that's how it's spelled?).

"Did I mention that I'm sick"

Careful what you wish for.

Well that was amazing. I loved the way the cast used the space to make the characters come alive, the way they moved, the choices they made, it all fit really well. I really enjoyed watching this. It brought me back to when I used to do high school theater. I kinda of miss it. Hilbert, Cutter, and Doug are exactly the kind of overdramatic and unhinged roles I always loved playing (that is if I was lucky enough to have a director who went for gender bent casting, we as a society really need more comedic relief and unhinged women roles with crazy accents). Although I did once win a medal at state in middle school for a 10 minute monologue that was very much in the tone of Minkowski. I was playing a babysitter.

And ask the show said: back to work. Thanks everyone for listening, I hope you enjoyed my reaction. Only two more episodes left in season two so we should be done soon. Excited to see what comes next!

[xerith-42]

blazeron anon :3 i'm getting really excited and desperate (i swear i have a life outside of this im just autistic) so can i pretty please have a blurb to stave off my hunger :3

I'm so sorry it's been so long (real life has been kicking my ass), I promise I'm not trying to starve you I'm just insane about them.

Little blurb for you under the cut, as a treat

"Hello?" His voice was quieter than usual, making Aaron turn on speaker phone. That let him get a closer listen to the background noise of wherever Blaze was. Was that… a tv show? Video game maybe? "Aaron?"

"H-hey!" Aaron's voice came out with a slight crack. Heat traveled from his chest up his neck and to his cheeks. "Hey, uhh, what's going on?"

"Not much." Blaze shifted, likely changing wherever his phone was sitting. "What's up with you?"

"Oh. I uh…" Aaron swallowed, suddenly feeling clammy. His mouth was dry and his fingers started to tire of their endless movement, as if using the last of the energy he had to keep him together had taken a toll on them. "I'm just having a rough night." There was a shout in the background of Blaze's audio, which he could hear Blaze curse under his breath about. "B-But if you're busy--"

"I'm not," Blaze interrupted, his voice more confident than usual. "Just hanging out with the same losers I spend every Friday night with. I'd much rather talk to you." Aaron's heart beat louder and his cheeks flushed but this time it wasn't because of shame or worry, it was because of… flattery? Sincerity? Something about how simply Blaze said it made Aaron's brain start swirling in a completely different direction, one he had to rein himself in from. Blaze didn't mean it like that. It's just because they haven't talked in a while.

"Are you sure? I don't want to--" There was some shuffling, followed by silence, followed by the sound of a door sliding shut. There was more shuffling, some stuff being placed on a table, before Blaze spoke again.

"There. We have some privacy now."

"Where are you?"

"Hanging out at my buddy Dave's house. He and one of his friends get together to smoke weed and play video games every Friday instead of doing anything productive."

"That's not what you do every night anyways?" Blaze laughed a little, the sound of something being pushed making Aaron guess he was getting comfortable on whatever outdoor porch he was on. He decided to do the same, grabbing his blanket and getting comfortable as Blaze answered.

"Not every night. If I know I get Friday night, then I have to be productive in the days before it. Gives me some routine."

"Classes aren't enough for that?"

"Most of my classes are online."

"Why?"

"I don't really do well sitting still for that long." Aaron faintly thought back to his first semester. He did have a harder time focusing than in high school, but he always attributed that to his paranoia. He didn't think it was an issue with the classes themselves. "Only one I go to in person consistently is my biology class."

"I thought you wanted to take intro botany?"

"Yeah, but you have to have taken the bio class to get into botany."

"That's dumb."

"That's what I said!" There was a pause, and Aaron once more took the chance to get even more comfortable, this time turning his pillow over and grabbing another one he liked to hold when he slept. For now he held it to his chest, legs curled in and face snuggled into his pillow, where his phone was on the other end of it. He heard Blaze blowing out smoke, followed by coughing.

"What are you smoking?"

"Weed?"

"I mean like, what are you smoking out of?"

"Just my travel hitter. It's a tiny pipe with barely enough to pack a solid hit in."

"Do you like smoking it?"

"Not really, but it's what I've got here."

"If we were gonna smoke together, what would you start with?" Blaze paused, coughing a few more times as he thought.

"Probably my bong, but I'd pack it with weak stuff. And I wouldn't let you take too hard of rips."

"You think I can't handle my smoke?"

"Yeah, actually. I don't think you've ever smoke anything in your life." Aaron chuckled a little.

"You're right about that."

[boosqoowoo]

haon - chill (ft. the quiett) (english lyrics translation)

[Chorus: HAON] Chill (Chill) Chill (Chill out) Chill (Chill out) Chill (Yeah) 너네 왜 화났어 bro chill (Uh) Why are you guys angry bro chill (Uh) 너네 또 화났어 bro chill (Shh) Why are you guys angry bro chill (Shh) 너네 왜 화났어 bro chill (Chill) Why are you guys angry bro chill (Chill) 너네 또 화났어 like (Like, like) Why are you guys angry like (Like, like)

[Verse 1: HAON] 하나도 바뀌는 게 Not one thing has changed I’m not done with preaching 너넨 자꾸 편도체를 켜놔 (켜놔) You guys keep turning on your amygdala* *Amygdala is a small part of your brain and is a major processing center for emotions 아무런 말이나 뱉는 너네 system 안에 일으켜 보일 거야 난 변화 (Wow) 뼈와 살을 separate 바보들에게는 원래 필요해 물리치료가 (Huh) Physical therapy is originally made for fools who separate their flesh from their bones (Huh) 얘넨 또 밤을 네, 뇌에 나빠 난 낮에 너무 바빠서 쉬어가 (Shee) They spent the night again, it's bad for your brain, I'm too busy during the day to rest (Shee) 컨디션은 CEO Jay Park처럼 난 나의 boss My condition is like CEO Jay Park, I am my own boss* *Jay Park, one of the OGs in Korean hip-hop, is known for owning many labels, one of which was H1GHR Music which is Haon's ex-label Get complicated sometime my emote 두발은 움직여 mic 앞으로 record (Record) My two feet moving in front of the mic to record (Record) 걔넨 머리 쥐어뜯겠지만 give me 20 minutes 나와 신곡 머릿결의 비결 (Shee) They are tearing each other's hair out, but give me 20 minutes and I will show you the secret to good hair texture in my new song I don’t even need a air conditioner or some 내 머리엔 없어 fever There is no fever in my head These days rookies need a cold shower Stop spending your time on porn sites (Stop) 안 본 사람이 없다고 I know what you talkin' bout 'There's no one who hasn't seen it', I know what you talking about 그럼 생각해봐 그게 자랑스러운가 (Right) Well then think about it, is that something to be proud of? 너의 삶에 대한 불만 음악으로 들어 볼만하지 않아 it’s too fine (Too fine) Complaints about your life are not worth listening to as music, it's too fine 그걸 드러내는 순간 넌 투사가 아니게 되지 내 눈엔 불쌍 The moment you reveal that, you cease to be a fighter and are pitiful in my eyes I feel the way pity, pity 기도했어 난 did it, did it I feel the way pity, pity, I prayed already I did it, did it God, I love word 끼리끼리 I love my bros they feel it with me *끼리끼리 is a word to describe cliques/groups like 'birds of the same feather flock together' 내 이름이 돌아다녀 Billi Billi에 My name goes around on Billi Billi* *Billi Billi is a video-sharing website And I’m 'bout to get this money billion silly 내가 잘되는 게 네 불행이라면 너는 lucky charm 이 needy needy If it's your misfortune that I'm doing well, then you're a lucky charm, you needy needy 마련해 놔 미리 fivе years 아무 생각 없이 낭비했을 리가 Prepare it in advance, there’s no way I wasted five years without thinking* *Haon hadn't released an album in 5 years I don’t need a minute (Chill) Predicting, calculating 전부 다 머리 cold 할 때나 말이 되는 소리 (Chill) Predicting, calculating. It all makes sense when your head is cold (Chill) Thought I was changе or some inner peace in me boy 뒤로 더 물러서길 I wish you would back off 너의 화에 너가 다쳐 입 닥치길 화 안 났다니 그건 뭔 개소리 You got hurt by your anger so shut up. What kind of bullshit are you on saying that 'I'm not angry'? [Chorus: HAON] Chill (Chill) Chill (Chill out) Chill (Chill) Chill (Chill) 너네 왜 화났어 bro chill (Come on, come on) 너네 또 화났어 bro chill (Yeah) 너네 왜 화났어 bro chill (Chill out) 너네 또 화났어 bro chill

[Verse 2: The Quiett] Why you mad at me, I just live my life You don't know what I've been through Your fuckin' head I see through it It's yo fault, you fucked your life 너 빼고 모두가 봤지 Everyone saw it except you It was fun to watch 기다리고 있어 next episode It was fun to watch, I am waiting for the next episode 그러니까 keep doin' yo motherfuckin’ thang yo (Thang yo) That's why keep doin' yo motherfuckin’ thang yo (Thang yo) 내 앞날은 니거랑 차원이 달러 My future and yours are on dollar level In this motherfuckin' game I'm the best baller No matter what it is 난 너무 잘 넣어 yeah (Yeah, yeah) No matter what it is, I'm too good, yeah (Yeah, yeah) Too many blind motherfuckers in this bitch 그러니 쉴 틈 없이 I get that shit 난 안 들려 너희 languages So without a break, I get that shit, I can’t hear your languages 'Cause I never talk like that (Like that) Never walk like that (Like that) I never rap like that 골 빈 새끼들 읽어라 책 You empty-headed bastards, go and read a book King is comin' back boy you get ready for that Glory I rock steady for that 대체 몇 번째 back to back How many times back to back I don't fuckin' remember that, uh [Verse 3: HAON] Like how the fuck do I remember that? All this money that we manifested 머릴 차갑게 하는 게 main event Cooling your head* is the main event *Chill (verb) I meditated not an ice bucket 별이 다섯 개 my life 너넨 매말랐고 난 매일마다 seated on a chair Five stars my life, you guys are dry and I sit on a chair every day 난 펜을 잡던 덤벨을 잡던 결과를 내고선 really don’t care I hold a pen or a dumbbell, either one I get paid so I really don’t care Two-four-six (Two-four-six) 신이 나를 만들어낸 방식으로 일하고 eating good 포식 Working and eating good the way God created me I ain’t see any one of y’all lame ass on my table 기분은 cozy (Cozy) I feel cozy (Cozy) The Q 말씀 들었다면 펴라 책 right now 또 버려줘 고집 (고집) If you heard The Q, open the book right now, throw it away again, stubborn (stubborn) I throw that ball into a goal they trippin’

[Chorus: HAON] Chill (Chill) Chill (Chill out) Chill (Chill) Chill (Chill) 너네 왜 화났어 bro chill (Come on, come on) 너네 또 화났어 bro chill (Yeah) 너네 왜 화났어 bro chill (Chill out) 너네 또 화났어 bro chill

[sparrowsingsstories]

WIP...Thursday?

Because God Knows I've Been Busy!

So I had a funny hair and started a new WIP and it's Janky and I'm not pushing to writing it, more just having fun...and it's self-insert as in @alder-berry and I are the main characters but uh...in a sideways sorta way. Anyways, here's Alex (Alder) and Celina (Me) realizing that it's time to leave Vault 111...

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There had been a small disagreement over the Pipboy - one that ended when Alex realized it wouldn’t fit his wrist. So Celina put it on and opened the door. 

“Would have just gotten damaged in a fight anyways,” Alex muttered.

“Mmhmm,” Celina hummed in agreement.

“Cause I punch things,” Alex explained, again. He’d been explaining for five minutes, the length of time it apparently took for the elevator to make it to the bottom of the vault.

“I know you do, sweetheart,” Celina said.

Alex huffed as the elevator finally settled down and the metal gate clattered up. He glanced down at Celina. “Think we get to change how we look?”

“It’s not a video game. It’s…life. So no. I don’t think we get to change attributes or anything. We just ride this…thing…to the surface. I hope.”

“It always goes to the surface.”

“About five percent of the time, it fails and I fall through and die. What if it happens? What if this is that time?”

“Is Bethesda physics really a thing here?” Alex asked. “Could you imagine? I punch a deathclaw and it flies into the air then lodges in the ground?”

Celina snorted out a laugh. “Or you shoot a guy in the head and his head pops off like a champagne cork?”

Alex popped his thumb out of his mouth making them both laugh. 

“Yeah. Probably not. Though if Dogmeat wedges himself into doorways…”

“That’s just dog behavior,” Celina said as she stepped onto the elevator and looked down at the rusting metal floor in apprehension.

[kayla-claw]

Gonna do these without anyone asking.

🖍️ - oh I have NO idea! I guess I'd tell my brother that i...like nostalgia of kids shows or something I guess. No one or my brother?

♥️ - hmm...I don't know, I'm gonna be weird and say Uncle grandpa.

🩹 - I feel just... different, I guess fizzy. It's like these very specific things with my hands

🧡 - I've been trying to do it more lately

��� - No

💛 - grade 3

🧸 - older sibling

💚 - OLD soul, I actually thought I was so old at 11... My sister is 11 now! She's so little??? Omg it's insane. I knew what.. err y'know that was while I was MLP so...

🧩 - hm...the old toys I have are in my garage and my mom gets to busy to get them down but I have a doll in my closet..I think that counts? I can't get it down 😓

💙 - mostly unicorns, I was OBSESSED with them, o guess nostalgia core... Or well .. my version of nostalgia core. (I still love Claire's and toys...I dunno)

🍭 - probably a actually a few days 😓

💜 - my little pet shop! More of the show then the toys

🍼 - nostalgia!!

🖤 - not that I know of

🪀 - ehh ..yes? No? I had to go to dinner after trying to do it, so I had to go back to watching a Danny video so I wasn't in the headspace

I can't find the emoji and uh...I dunno

🎨 - more realistic toys, like off jobs or food of course, phones. Y'know?

🍬 - not yet

🦋 - privately, yes.

🧚🏻‍♂️ it's way more online, I can't do much in real life.. so I color in color books (but online) and listen/watch the the little pet shop show (it's actually free on YouTube)

🧦 - I dunno a lot about the agere community yet! But I just like everything on it, especially when people make stuff like mood boards or outfit ideas together, sitm stuff. I guess even out of the community lots of people think it's sexual... I don't know what else. There's a lot of stuff on caregivers, I get it but I don't want people to treat me as a child.

🦇 - no!

🌸 - not really any character yet.

🐈‍⬛ - I dunno...I don't think so, I'm a teenager so it's not like people think teenagers do Agere. I'm a little..."mean"?? Like I'm way more social anxiety but that annoying thing where people act like being a moody teenager is superrrr funnyyy... I have a lot of intrusive thoughts so it's not my brain is the childish.

🧃 - cat! Normally it's like I'm a wolf (I'm an alterhuman) but it's like I'm a cat when I'm in the headspace. But also a human kid

🐇 - I'm not trying to

🎀 - yeah I watched my little pet shop at 8 or 9. I didn't actually color THAT much... actually I did, I'd get MLP color books from the computer and draw them like the colors as my TikTok followers pfps. Yeah I had TikTok while liking MLP

🎮 - well let's say I do play pretend with lps toys or something... I'm not saying anything out loud, it's probably just gonna be in my head because I don't talk that much

🌈 - Werewolf but I guess a cat human hybrid...or mermaid.

👾 - I think watching lps. Or thinking about playing with toys or just doing this ask game!

💭 - just them putting me to sleep...that's all I'd be comfortable with.

🌙 Agere Ask Game!!! ⭐

🖍 Who is the first person you told/would tell about your headspace?

❤ If you had a fictional caregiver/little who would it be?

🩹 What do you experience when you regress? (i.e fuzzy feelings, motor skill or speech struggle, etc.)

🧡 How often do you regress or try to regress?

🍬 Do you read agere fanfiction and if so, about who?

💛 What school grade (if any) would you be in according to your headspace?

🧸 Are you an older sibling who regresses/caregives or a younger sibling who regresses/caregives?

💚 Were you considered an "old soul" growing up or were you more "childish"?

🧩 What was your first piece of agere gear or what would you want as your first?

💙 What's your regression/caregiving aesthetic? (kidcore, babycore, altcore, etc)

🍭 How long have you been apart of agere tumblr?

💜 What are you obsessed with right now in your headspace? (sanrio, sharks, bluey, etc)

🍼 Do you include your personal nostalgia in your regression/caregiving or are you creating new memories?

🖤 Have you met any other regressors/caregivers in real life?

🪀 Have you ever regressed in front of someone or has someone ever regressed around you?

🪁 Is your headspace affected more through traditional or alternative regression? (bottles & cartoons or horror & thrill)

🎨 What's a piece of agere gear that you really want to have/try?

🍬 Have you ever experienced vent regression?

🦋 Are you comfortable with your regression/headspace?

🧚‍♀️ What is age regression/caregiving to you?

🧦 What's something you like & don't like about the agere community?

🦇 Have you ever regressed in a dream?

🌸 Who do you headcanon as a regressor or caregiver? (fictional or real)

🐈‍⬛ Do you think you're represented enough in the agere community? (poc, boys, under 20/over 30 yrs)

🧃Which animal best represents your headspace?

🐇 Has it been or was it hard for you to find a little/caregiver?

🎀 Does your headspace match the gear you use/want? (i.e. regresses to 10 years but loves pacifiers)

🎮 Do you struggle to play pretend or are you super imaginative?

🌈 What mythical creature would you rather be? (Hybrid, Fairy, Dragon, etc)

👾 What's the quickest way to get you in your headspace?

💭 What's one thing you often daydream about doing with your little/caregiver?

[amtrak12]

I crossposted the Elemental Writer Asks to my Lucifer Twitter so this question is from over there.

Summer: How do you know when you need a break from writing?

THIS IS SUCH A GOOD QUESTION! Because it can be hard to tell the difference between needing a break and just needing to push through with a bunch of crappy writing to get through a block.

So, I guess to start, here are some reasons I, personally, might need a break from writing.

I'm sleepy

I'm distracted by a different fixation

My day job has been too demanding/busy/etc

Other real life stuff is going on

I've been writing too much

Now with outside stress, it is what it is. I either write what I can or I just let myself relax with video games or a TV marathon or whatever. And being sleepy only really has one solution too: go to bed lol

For being distracted: Unless I have an external deadline (like I signed up for a fic exchange), I just give into the distraction now. Sure, go play Sims for a couple of days because I can't stop thinking about raising horses. Yeah burn through the entire Shadow and Bone series in a week. It's fine. Even if I don't need a break from writing at that moment, the break is still a good mental refresh.

And now for the difficult-to-define problem of 'writing too much'. What is too much and how can you tell if you're at that limit?

For me, too much is anything at NanoWrimo pace (1667 words/day or 50,000 words in 30 days) or greater. That's total writing, not just how many words I publish. Now, I can handle 20-40k words per month for months on end with the occasional 50k spike. But that's only after writing the same WIP for a year and a half which has given me a lot of practice at writing consistently.

Factors that will decrease how much I writing I can do:

Editing

Brainstorming new story ideas

Free-writing and basic rough drafts are the easiest and fastest things for me to write because quality doesn't matter. But generating new ideas or editing existing writing both take a lot more brain power. At any point in time, I'm doing a mix of brainstorming, drafting, and editing. But I'm (slowly) learning I need to pay attention to which I'm doing more of in any given week, because that will influence how soon I'll need a break.

This week, for example, I posted a new Can We Keep Her chapter last Friday and a one shot on Monday. I've also written and submitted 3 drabbles for a fic exchange that won't get revealed until this coming weekend. Now, I've gotten better this year about forcing myself to take a day off of writing when I publish a new WIP chapter. Partly to celebrate and partly because I've learned I WILL burnout if I immediately jump into the next chapter. This WIP is monstrously long, and no amount of 'pushing it' is going to get it done faster.

But I definitely haven't been taking breaks after my shorter one-shots. 😬 And here I am on Thursday when I've scheduled myself to resume Chapter 20's draft and I just… don't want to. I'm feeling super unmotivated today even though I know exactly what I need to write. I thought I was disappointed by getting no comments on my one-shot -- and I am, sure -- but uh… after typing all of this out, I'm going to guess that I've expended more brain power writing and editing those drabbles than I thought. And that uh, maybe just maybe, I might need to spend tonight reading or playing video games instead of writing.

LOL I have no idea why that wasn't clear to me before. I just published FIVE different fics in a week. Seems pretty obvious that I should take a break 😜

So, I guess my advice for how to tell if you also need a break or are simply stuck on a writing problem that you need to push through:

Take note of how much you've written lately (this week/this month)

Compare that to how much you typically write in the same time period

Remember what else is going on in your life that's been demanding your energy.

If your response to any of those categories equals A Lot, you probably need a break from writing. Find the method that refreshes you, and go do that instead for a day or two (or longer, even) 💜 My favorites are fiber crafts, scripted television, and reading.

[graveyardlovesong]

Hey I’m alive!

[namparktae]

Kim Namjoon

𝐉𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐲ᵏⁿʲ

You arrived at your bestfriend Namjoon's house. It was his mother's birthday and you had come over for dinner as she had invited you to spend the night with them. You're very close with Joons family as his mother considered you as her second daughter.

Namjoons mother opened the door as she invited you in.

"Y/n my darling, come inside!"

"Hi mrs Kim. Here, these are for you. Happy birthday."

Walking inside the large porch, she led you into the dining room where you handed her a large bunch of her favourite flowers with a box of chocolates tied to them.

"Oh Y/n, these are beautiful, angel. Thank you. And I've told you darling, call me Hae."

She kissed you on your forehead as you took a seat at the large dinner table. Kim Hae was a very successful business woman, her success flew high after Namjoons father left when he was young, so his mother transformed his life for him and his sister.

"Ew you're here." Namjoon playfully said as he seated himself down next to you.

"Nice to see you too Joon." You replied, turning your head to look at him as you rolled your eyes.

"Hey, Namjoon be nice. You two can go upstairs I've got a business meeting to attend before dinner. Geong Min is out with her friends so she won't be back until later." Hae said, grabbing her keys and leaving the kitchen. The front door slammed closed and you was left alone with Joon.

Entering his room you jumped and sat back on his bed, he seated himself in his desk chair and put his headphones on and resumed his game. Becoming bored, you flopped down to lay on his bed as you let out a loud huff of exhaustion as you were starting to look around his room. You peered at the photo frame you bought him for his birthday just gone. His 23rd. It was a photo of you and him together as children, playing on the climbing frame your mother used to bring you both to.

"Y/n you okay?"

"Yeah I'm okay just bored Joon, can we watch a movie?" You asked.

"Lemme just finish up with Kook playing this game and I'll be right with you." He said and turned back to his video game.

You pulled your phone from your pocket and started scrolling through social media, when suddenly you looked up to see a frustrated Namjoon sitting in front of you.

"What's happened?" You asked as you could still tell he was listening to jungkook in his headphones, not paying attention to you at all.

Jungkook shouted loud through the headphones so you could hear him. 'Y/n, Noona, let me take you on a date. Please Noona. Namjoon-hyung won't give me your number.'

Noona? Where did that come from?

Jungkook was 19, although you are a year older than him, he'd never called you that before. You could tell he was teasing Namjoon, and it was definitely working by the look on his face. He switched his console off and threw his headphones onto his desk

"What's gotten into you?" You asked again, hoping to get a reply this time. "I don't like him asking about you, all he does is ask me about you and it's annoying." He answered.

"He asks about me? Why?"

"Because he clearly wants to date you y/n, I can't allow it."

He edged closer to you, running his hand along your thigh as he looked deep into your eyes.

"...And I don't like him calling you Noona."

You don't know why his words affected you so much but Namjoon got closer and closer until you wrapped your arms around his neck to close the space you both as you attached your lips onto his, inviting him into a heated make out session.

His tongue dipped in and out of your mouth as you both fought for dominance between the two of you, he obviously won as he grabbed your hips, pulling you onto his lap while you wrapped your legs around his waist. Joons hand travelled up and down your spine, letting his fingers run against your warm skin as he lifted your shirt, exposing your top half completely. The lust in his eyes completely took over asif he was compelled as they turned a darker shade of brown and a smirk crawled across his lips.

Your hips moved against his bulging member, pressing your heat against him to create friction as you felt yourself becoming wetter for him. Without breaking the kiss he unhooked your bra and pulled your arms out of the straps. He pulled away and took your hardened nipple between his lips as you let out a loud moan for him as he continued to suck on your boob, your hand traveled to his clothed length and palmed him gently. Namjoon let out a breathy groan into your mouth as you pulled your hand away and returned to grinding on him, pleasing your clit as the movement was too enjoyable.

His large hands grasped your hips with more force this time, helping you rock against his hard on. Your climax was approaching as you felt the warmth in your stomach begin to fade and unravel. Joon let you reach your high as his hands forced your hips to push harder and grind faster on him as he latched his mouth onto your neck, leaving red patches as he sucked hard on your sweet spot, earning another loud moan from you.

"Come baby, let daddy please you. Be a good girl."

Namjoon began undressing himself with your help as you got rid of your jeans and underwear for him, he kissed your chest as he laid you down on his bed, then positioned himself between your legs as he kissed your stomach to the top of your pussy. Joon dipped his tongue into your fold to tease you slightly, yet he inserted a finger into your dripping hole to spread your juices up onto your clit. He didn't hesitate to press his fingers against your sensitive nub as he began to rub circles around it.

"N-Namjoon... Mhmmm, just like that."

"Uh huh. That's not my name baby, what's my name?"

"Mmm daddy."

"Good baby girl, such a good girl for me."

His praises sent you over the edge while his tongue entered you, flicking against your sensitive clit as he let two of his fingers curl inside of you, hitting your spot perfectly. He sucked harshly on your heat as you felt close to your second orgasm. Pulling his fingers from you aswell as his face, you instantly whined from loss of pleasure.

"Has anyone eaten you like that y/n baby?"

Shaking your head vigorously, you squeezed your eyes closed. You was on the verge of tears from the pleasure feeling so good, you really wasn't ready for him to stop so suddenly.

"Don't be sad baby, come here and help daddy for a second and I'll make it up to you y/n."

Sitting up, you kissed his lips again, tasting yourself on his lips. He let one finger slip across your folds, gathering your wetness onto it as he brought his hand up to your mouth to let you suck on his index finger.

"Such a turn on, y/n. Who knew you was a naughty little kitten hm?"

You felt your cheeks flush pink as his words made you blush profoundly. "On your knees for daddy, baby." He moaned as you obeyed him. You grabbed ahold of his member and instantly kitty licked the tip before taking him whole, his mouth gaped open while your head bobbed up and down on his thick, hard shaft. The rest of his cock that you wasn't able to fit inside your mouth you began to jerk off, earning a deep groan from his lips.

"Keep going beautiful, you take me so well y/n... mmmh." He moaned your name loud and clear. You maintained eye contact with him as his brows furrowed on his forehead with his bottom lip in between his teeth.

His shaft twitched repeatedly as his thick cum spurted from his hard cock into your mouth. You left your mouth wide open for him to cum in, lapping it all up onto your tongue as you swallowed every drop.

"Fuck y/n, that was amazing. Jungkook wouldn't ever treat you like I do. You're mine you hear me?"

"Yes Joon, that's all I want. I need you. Fuck me Joonie, please."

Loving your neediness, he sat on his bed and pulled you to be seated on his lap again, this time you hovered over his hard cock as he aligned himself with your dripping core, pulling you down to ride him. You immediately grind on him, letting his cock hit your spot this time instead of his fingers. Your boobs bounced up while his shaft slid in and out of your folds, he took your left boob into his mouth and sucked harsh again, leaving a purple hickey on your skin.

Feeling your high coming up soon, your rhythm slowed down to let the knot in your stomach undo, but Namjoon had other plans. His thick cock thrust into your pussy as he held you still by your waist, the sound of skin slapping must have been heard a mile off, not to mention the lewd noises coming from both of your mouths as you begged for eachother.

"I'm so close daddy... keep going hard."

Moments after those words escaped from your mouth, his hot cum spilled up into your cunt as your juice spilled out onto his lower torso and thighs.

The tip of his cock pushed from your hole to your clit to spread his cum and lubricate your folds as he rubbed on your nub, making you squirt and creating a big mess of the both of you.

The two of you were a panting mess as you lie next to eachother after having cleaned up. He pressed a kiss to your forehead as he cuddled you close to his chest. "Do you see why I can't let jungkook have you? You're mine y/n, I don't wanna share you with anyone."

You leaned up and kissed him passionately, biting his bottom lip before you spoke out. "Then I am all yours, and you're all mine."

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:) I've been waiting to do a Joonie one shot I love him so much🤍

Here it isss, a tiny bit later than I said it would be but it’s here :)🤍

Masterlist

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[erstwhilesparrow]

skimming videos both so i can mark them as played on my own account and so i can have more notes for my future Terrible Machinations:

forgot to mention in earlier reblog but fae AU for renchanting / third life makes sense to me now. martyn spends so much of those last few episodes going "i can't fight you until you hit me!!" and going for distractions and bargaining* and the. focusing on the technicalities of a rule in a life-or-death situation. looking for loopholes both here and in tango's game. it's not something i've thought through entirely but it's like. Yeah. I See It.

(note re the above: bargaining is a word which here means shouting demands up a hillside and getting basically ignored.)

sudden memory of watching the start of etho's 3rd life pov as it was coming out and getting so stressed about his tree burning down i stopped watching. (this was not the only reason i stopped watching but like. yeah. actually i do remember I Also Had To Adjust To This Game because i'd been watching hermitcraft before this.)

i could swear jimmy's eyes are a different colour than they are in later seasons

LITERALLY in the first episode martyn is already talking about defensible positions and what's best for a combat situation

this is jumping ahead because i just remembered: Important To Me that during that one confrontation with scar, when there is still Some plausible deniability re: martyn's loyalty to ren, he drops a golden apple into ren's inventory in anticipation of a fight. martyn....

"ex-squeeze me." / "uh, no thank you, i'm married."

yeah yeah my liege == my love, milord just as a matter of habit, etc etc, but he does spend like half the season calling ren boss. i think he calls ren boss at least one more time in the latter half of the season. like on one hand Martyn Is Like This The Whole Time and on the other hand It Matters To Me That He Doesn't Get To "My Liege" Until Later

sorry just got to a part where tango goes "shine on you crazy diamond" and i just wanted that written down

i'm sure this is in the pre-limlife mean gills post but. scott punching martyn into range to trigger a raid. i'm not really gonna do anything with that but it feels important that i note it happened.

JOEL AND MARTYN IS AN UNDERRATED DUO. I BELIEVE THIS FIRMLY EVEN IF THEY DON'T INTERACT ONE-ON-ONE THAT MUCH. the magic tree trick with flower husbands. joel very briefly in the red army. joel and his pack of dogs hunting martyn vs martyn who is the dog in this relatinoship. martyn going to joel's house and waiting for him there?? COW HEIST.

bdubs made the lower shield resource pack??? (i was surprised when i first learned this, i am surprised again now)

i need to watch etho's pov. this is true of nearly everyone but like. are etho and impulse hanging out?? are they friends (in character)?? etho's alliances are. bizarrely opaque to me.

end of episode FIVE and martyn tells etho he doesn't have a place -- "i'm still kind of living off the land" -- as if ren hasn't been calling martyn his business partner, as if he doesn't hop up on renchanting's roof like it's already home to him!! (i mean. okay. he also admits to "partly living out of renchanting." [gestures. you get the idea.])

he also lists "rescue grian" as one of the things on his todo list at the end of episode 5. augh......

jimmy's chick chance game is from before even 3rd life. i'm not convinced the math he describes is correct, but the game exists.

a bored and unattended martyn will do heists.

ep 6 is the crown. because of mcc. the red king exists because of mcc. i love mcrp. i fucking love it here.

ep 6: "As the hand of the king, i order you to stay put!"

martyn's REALLY good at conveying how stressful it is to have people in dogwarts

end of ep 7 for Excellent Bdubs Moment.

ep 8 martyn learns the pufferfish trick

it KEEPS HAPPENING!! people's bases get destroyed and they forced to go on the run!! (also thinking about double life) (this is weirder in limited life because the map is. such a wreck from the start. you can see the line from here to there, huh? people... give up on building beautiful things.)

oh yeah, side thought: bet it'd be interesting to look at how rules / game setup change between seasons and see what causes / effects are? thinking about: red-green alliances (REN GOING RED FOR DOGWARTS IS SO. AUGH.), and the fortress and village being there at all, and tnt recipe changes

people putting dead people's stuff in chests. i think they do this less as the season goes on? hm. putting stuff in a chest as minecraft funerary rite? this feels like an incomplete thought; perhaps will return to it later

etho should be Around for late dogwarts shenanigans more. admittedly i have a very skewed impression of the fandom's impression of dogwarts but. He Should Be There.

ren gets killed by scar and martyn dies less than a minute after.... Things That Make Me Want To Start Biting. i'll follow you to the ends of the earth, martyn said. through death and beyond........

HEY WHAT'S UP DID WE KNOW THAT THIRD LIFE IS SO SO SO SO GOOD.

[dezwade]

Not A Love Song

So Austin wasn't very good at the "comforting people after a break-up" thing. It was never a skill he'd needed to learn; Dez's brushes with romance were few and far between, and never progressed enough to really count as a break-up. And even with Ally and Trish, it was almost always them who ended things. The only real outlier was Trent, and Dez and Ally had done most of the comforting then. He'd kind of just stood there and fetched snacks at the sleepover they had at Ally's house afterwards.

But then Dez and Carrie broke up and Austin was consumed by the need to do...something. He wasn't sure what, just that something needed to be done. It was like, best friend law to cheer them up after a break-up, right?

He just wished he knew what to say when the topic of Carrie came up. They'd been playing video games in Dez's basement and Austin had carelessly, casually mentioned the time he and Piper had gone on a double date with Dez and Carrie. Dez went noticeably quiet and Austin cursed himself; why did he never think before he spoke?

"But- you know, you'll find someone else," Austin attempted to smooth over the awkward silence he'd created. He hoped his words were more reassuring than they sounded.

"Yeah." Dez sounded like he was a million miles away. His fingers twitched over his controller, watching as his character ran in frantic, pointless circles. "How did you know you were in love with Ally?"

Austin blinked, slightly thrown by the shift in conversation. It wasn't unusual for Dez to change topics mid-conversation, but they didn't talk about his relationship with Ally much, and it was never Dez that brought it up first. At least, not since prom night, not since they got back together. It was like Dez had gone from their biggest supporter to not caring about their relationship at all.

"I don't know I just...did." He struggled to find the right words. Being asked to describe his love for Ally was like being asked to describe the color red, or what it felt like to breathe; you knew, obviously, what it felt like, the shape it had carved into your very sense of being, but it was such a fundamental part of your life that it was impossible to describe in words alone. It permeated every part of you and trying to isolate it in order to accurately describe it felt impossible. "It's like that stuff you said: the world is brighter, goats are cuter, all that."

"Yeah, but I just stole all that from movies," Dez said, agitated and tense for reasons Austin couldn't understand. "I want to know what it really feels like."

"I don't know how to describe it, I just know that I feel it," Austin shrugged, also growing tense because all this talk about love was drawing dangerously close to The Thing They Didn't Talk About. "And what do you mean you want to know? Didn't you feel like that with Carrie?"

Dez stayed silent, gnawing on his bottom lip. Austin eyed his best friend, the stiff curve of his spine and paused their game. "Dez?" he prodded once it was clear Dez wasn't going to respond.

Dez dropped his gaze, like the pattern of his pants was suddenly the most interesting thing in the world. "I don't know."

Austin raised an eyebrow. "You don't know?"

"It's just...ever since me and Carrie broke up, I've been thinking about dating and stuff and I don't think I ever felt that for her. Sure, Carrie's great, and I love her, but I don't think it was any different from the way I love you, or Trish, or Ally," Dez explained, still not meeting Austin's eyes.

"Oh," Austin said. It felt like an inadequate response, but it was all he had. His mind was a little to busy processing what Dez was saying be a good conversationalist. "So...you never actually wanted to date her?"

"Not really. I think I just thought she was cool and convinced myself that I wanted to date her, but really all I wanted was to prove that I wasn't a joke." Dez paused, absently tapping the tips of his fingers together. "Guess I wasn't really in the best place, uh, mentally that day." Dez laughed in a way that was somewhere between "dry" and "self-deprecating" and no where near "genuine."

Austin winced; he really hoped he hadn't accidentally contributed to that particular insecurity of Dez's, but he doubted it. He knew he sometimes didn't take his best friend's feelings as seriously as he should and by the time he caught himself, the damage was done.

"Honestly," Dez continued, "I don't think I've ever actually wanted to date anyone, and I don't think I ever will. I still don't get what makes romantic relationships any different from friendships, and I've never felt any kind of "sparks" or "butterflies" or anything."

"Okay," Austin said, which wasn't much better than 'oh.' "So, is this it for you then? Like, no more dating, ever?"

"Probably," Dez shrugged, his stiff shoulders ruining the nonchalance of the gesture. "I mean, I might be wrong, but I don't think I am. I think I just liked the idea of romance more than anything else." He paused, glancing at Austin out of the corner of his eye, still painfully tense. His posture reminded Austin of their "I Think I'm Actually A Boy" conversation back in middle school, except back then both of them had been on the same page. "That's not weird, is it?"

Austin smiled in a way that he hoped was reassuring as he pulled Dez into a quick side-hug. "Not weird at all," he affirmed. And he meant it with all of his heart because this was one thing that Austin absolutely did not want Dez to feel bad about.

But.

But there were still dozens of questions buzzing in his mind and clouding his thoughts. And he knew from experience that the last thing people wanted when they came out (that's what this was, right?) was to be badgered with question after question after question. But just one was okay, right?

And then, just as Austin was starting to consider actually asking his question, Dez made the decision for him.

"You good?" Dez asked, giving him a sideways look. "You're making a face."

"Yeah, I guess I was just wondering..." Austin trailed off, his question dangling like a hundred pound weight on the tip of his tongue, the worst kept secret in the world threatening to spill from his lips. "If...if you've never really wanted to date anybody, then...what about me?"

Dez quirked an eyebrow. "You?"

"I mean...didn't you have a crush on me?"

And there it was, The Thing They Didn't Talk About in its full, awkward glory.

"Oh." Dez dropped his eyes. "I was...kind of hoping you didn't know about that."

"You weren't exactly subtle, buddy." It came out with a levity that felt slightly out of place. Here they were, discussing the thing they had been steadily ignoring for four years, and he was making dumb, snarky jokes.

Dez let out something that might have been a laugh. He played with his sleeve, tugging and pulling at a loose thread, brows furrowing slightly as he tried to find the right words. "So, I did think it was a crush for a while. But the more I think about it, the more I think it was just...me getting so obsessed with the idea of romance that I forgot to take my actual feelings into account." He swallowed. "Like, you're kind of my favorite person, so I just...assumed the way I felt about you was romantic, but it really didn't feel any different from the way I feel about, I dunno, Trish. It was just...stronger, I guess."

"Oh, cool." Austin winced the second the words came out far too casual and almost uncaring. "I mean, I get that. I've done the same thing, mixed up platonic and romantic feelings."

"Yeah, I know." Dez's voice turned teasing. "That whole Piper thing was a mess."

"Shut up." Austin shoved Dez's shoulder playfully, though it didn't diminish the redhead's smug grin in the slightest.

But then seriousness seemed to creep back into Dez's demeanor as he looked down at his hands. "And, uh, thanks for being cool about this."

"Dude." A slight nudge from Austin prompted Dez to look back up. "You don't have to thank me for not being a jerk."

"I know, but-"

"Cool, so we agree. You don't have to thank me for basic human decency." Austin grinned and Dez rolled his eyes, both of them knowing that definitely wasn't what Dez was going to say.

And before Dez could try to argue any more, Austin pulled the other boy into a tight hug. All the remaining tension in Dez's body seemed to disappear, every muscle relaxing as he sunk into Austin's embrace. He wrapped both arms around Austin, tightening his grip into the almost-painful kind of hug that Austin was used to receiving. They stayed tangled together for much longer than a normal hug, and then even longer than a normal Dez-and-Austin hug, but this felt like the kind of moment that necessitated the longest hug ever, so Austin was fine with it.

"And for the record," Austin said, barely louder than a whisper, "you're kind of my favorite person too."

Dez's hold on him somehow managed to tighten even more at his words.

So no, Austin still wasn't great at the whole "comforting people after a break up" thing. But he was there for his friends when they needed him, and that was more than enough.

[lady-amethyst18]

(The four kids look around inside the theater. Haoyu drags his finger across the table that was coated with dust.) Haoyu: Man. When was the last time you cleaned this place? Balan: Forever, I guess. I tried to keep it tidy by myself, but then one thing became another, and soon I lost my touch. I don't have the funds to patch up the cracks or make repairs. And I haven't figured out how to do it myself. Cass: And what about those little guys? (points at the little bird creatures) What are those? Balan: I'm... Not sure. They just showed up one day after my theater closed. I don't know what they are, so I've decided to call them tims. They stuck by me when no one else would. Emma: (picks one up and pets it with two fingers) Well, they sure are cute. At least you have some form of company. Balan: Yeah...

(Balan smiles sadly when suddenly everyone hears a loud growl.)

Yuri: (startled) What was that? Balan: (holds his hand over his belly) Sorry, I'm hungry. I haven't eaten anything today. (looks at the tims) These little guys usually try to help me find some form of food. If any at all. Leo: (he thinks for a bit before heading towards the door) Balan: (worried) L-Leo? Where are you going? Leo: I'm going to get you something to eat. I promise I'll be back. You guys stay here with him. I shouldn't be gone long. Balan: ... Ok... Cass: (holds Balan's hand) Don't worry, Mr. Balan. We'll keep you company.

(Balan smiles at the girl while clasping his hand around hers. Almost tighter. Leo exits the alley until he turns to the donut shop. Luckily it was still open. Not the healthiest idea, but it would be some sort of food for the maestro. He walks inside and finds that the line is long.)

Leo: Ugh! Great... I'm going to be here forever.

(He stands there for a few minutes until he peers at two men sitting at a table playing chess. One had thick purple hair and was wearing what looked to be a business coat, while the other was sitting in a wheelchair. Curious and seeing that the line would take forever, he decided to take a closer look.) Leo: Hey guys, sorry to intrude, but would it be alright if I watch you play. The line's going to take its sweet time anyway. Cal: Sure thing, kiddo. You ever play chess? Leo: Not really. I mean, I know the basics, but I never really played it myself. Eis: Care to learn how to play? Leo: I would like to, but I'm kind of in a hurry. I have to gather food for my friends. Cal: (nods, but there's a hint of disappointment in his eyes) Alright, suit yourself.

(Leo watches the two play for a while. He notices Eis' face.)

Leo: Sorry, but... Have we met somewhere before? Eis: Uh... I don't believe so. What's your name, boy? Leo: Leo. Eis: (shrugs) Not a name I'm familiar with. But I'm Eis, and this is my buddy, Cal. We play chess here every now and then. Leo: (thinks) Eis... Oh! I remember now! You were on the news a couple weeks ago! Eis: Oh. So you've heard about that fire at that apartment building. Leo: Yeah! Man, what a rush! I heard you were a hero when you saved that kid. Eis: (looks sad) Yeah, well... I was a hero. Until the accident happened. Leo: What do you mean? Eis: It's true I saved that kid and the fire was put out. But it was at the cost of my legs. A piece of debris landed on me and crushed me from the bottom down. I couldn't walk, so now I'm bound to this wheelchair and I had to resign from my job. Leo: (shocked) Oh... Cal: I've been keeping in touch with him. Trying to keep his spirits up. Leo: Well... I'm sorry if it was a touchy subject. Eis: Naw, you're ok, Leo. I'll be fine.

(Leo sees that the line has finally passed. So he goes up to order his food. He askes for a dozen donuts, several kolaches, and bottles of water. When he paid for the food, Cal and Eis notice him struggling to carry it all.)

Cal: Um... Need some help, kiddo? Leo: (carries one of the bags in his teeth) No thanks. I got it. (drops one of the bottles) Cal: (picks it up) I think you do need some help, Leo. Where are you and your friends eating? Leo: Uh... Behind the alley. We like to picnic there sometimes. Eis: Why don't you set the box on my lap, Leo? I can carry it easily. Cal: And I'll be happy to hold one of the bags or water bottles for you. Leo: (sighs) Well... Ok. But don't question why we like to eat in the alley.

(The two nodded. Cal gathered his chess set and helped Eis out the door while carrying the bags and a bottle of water.)

So here's the context

Haoyu, Yuri, and Cass were getting to know Balan until he got hungry. Seeing as how he didn't eat anything today, Leo goes to the donut shop to get some food for him and the others. Though the place was busy, and Leo had to wait in line. Until he met Cal and Eis playing chess together in the dining room of the shop. Seeing as how the line was going to take forever, he decided to watch them play. Cal is actually a champion at chess, but it's a dying game. People were more interested in playing video games more than family games. Which breaks his heart a bit. As for Eis, he's a "retired" fireman after getting injured. The man was put on home health and is bound to a wheelchair. Can't walk worth squat. When the line shortened, he got his food, realizing it was a little too much to carry. So Cal and Eis help him bring his items back to the alley. Unknowing of who they were going to meet. This is my Lonesome Maestro AU. When Balan's first show was a disaster, and everyone left him. He's become very lonely and sad due to no one being around. Until Leo and Emma showed up and try to change his life for the better.

[ambivalent-anarchy]

No-one

Masterlist

Gender: Female

Pairing: Peter Parker x reader

Warning: None

Based on a true story. Just wanted to write something relatable for myself lol and anybody else that's gone through what the reader's going through also wtf it's already thanksgiving break? that's wild

Summary: Peter finds out something about his crush that might totally change the game for him

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"Dare," Ned said, a smile creeping onto his face as the rest of the bus stared at him.

"Okay," you said, looking around for inspiration. "I dare you to..." You tilted your head to the front with a smirk."-go sniff Mr. Harrington's armpit then come back and tell us how he smells," you said, earning some laughs and a disturbed face from MJ.

Ned shuddered slightly, looking to his friend Peter for support. Peter simply shrugged, barely able to hold in his laughter from the frivolous dare.

The entire back of the bus turned to watch as Ned slowly stood up and made his way to the front seat where Mr. Harrington sat, cursing himself out under his breath the whole way there. "Uh, hi Mr. Harrington!"

"Hey there Ned!," Mr. Harrington greeted, but quickly ran himself into a fit of worries, standing up to check the back of the bus. "Why're you up here? What's wrong?"

"Nothing!," Ned yelled, trying to get him to sit back down. "I just... kinda really want to hear about your wife!" Ned looked back to see the entire bus giving him frantic thumbs up.

"Oh," Mr. Harrington said, sitting back down with a blank look on his face. "Well, did I tell you how she set every piece of clothing I bought her on fire and sent me a video of it?" He leaned over a bit as he reached down his pockets to pull out his phone. "I'll show you."

Panicked disgust transformed Ned's face. '1...2...3!' He sucked in a deep breath before practically plunging himself into his teacher's arm.

"Jesus Christ!," Mr. Harrington yelled in shock at being practically tackled by a kid. "What are you doing Leeds?!"

Ned backed up immediately after, face deep red. "Um, I JUST REMEMBERED THAT I LEFT SOMETHING BACK THERE! BYE-!"

The bus erupted with laughter and applause as Ned sprinted back to the back of the bus, leaving a confused Mr. Harrington behind him.

"He smells like cheap cologne," he coughed, his head still reeling. "Cheap cologne covering up a week of no showering..."

"MJ, truth or dare?," Flash asked after the commotion had died down.

"Truth," MJ mumbled, her eyes never leaving her phone.

Flash leaned over till he was practically halfway in Michelle's seat. "Who are the top five hottest guys in our class? Rank 'em." He tilted his ear towards her, obviously expecting to hear his name first.

In response, MJ simply smirked and brought her free hand up to count it off.

"Nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, and nobody," MJ answered with a shrug, earning multiple groans from many boys on the bus.

"That's not acceptable!," Ned exclaimed.

Brad nodded. "Yeah give us a real answer, Michelle."

MJ scoffed, scrolling higher on her phone. "That's the answer I gave you. Therefore, it's acceptable."

You grinned, shaking your head at MJ. "Can't argue with that logic," you said with a shrug.

It was hilarious to see the boys and their little egos, desperate to hear that Michelle Jones, of all people, thought they were hot.

"Well what about you, [Y/N]?," Brad asked, directing his attention to you.

You raised your eyebrows as nearly all of the boys in the bus turned to you with desperate or curious faces. "What about me?," you asked with a smirk.

"C'mon, who's your top five?," Ned questioned.

You placed your hands over your cheeks. "What and help you little lost boys' fragile male egos?," she teased. "Yeah, no thanks."

The boys groaned.

Peter looked over the seat to where you were sitting. He watched as you held your head up, satisfied at the frustration you were causing the guys. Could he? Should he? Ya know what, screw it.

"Well then, truth or dare [Y/N]?," he squeaked, his hands already shaking.

Your eyes flickered over to Peter curiously. "Um, dare, Pete."

He breathed in deep, face immediately turning red from seeing the entire bus looking at him. "I dare you to tell everyone your crush!," he rushed out. "A-and don't lie!"

But then everyone turned towards you with questions and assumptions and guilt quickly fell onto Peter's shoulders. He couldn't make you say that to everyone. How would he feel if someone did that to him? "Wait, nah no no nevermind, I was just fooling around you don't actually have to-!"

Flash spoke over him. "Yeah [Y/N], who's the lucky guy?"

Abe laughed. "C'mon, spill."

Peter hecticly turned and sat back down in his seat, Ned quick to turn with him.

"Dude, I can't believe you just said that!," Ned whisper-shouted with a large grin.

"I can't believe I just said that!," Peter repeated in a gasp, frozen and staring at the back of the seat in front of him in horror.

"Why did you ask her that?!"

"Why did I really just ask her that?"

Ned gasped dramatically. "Oh my gosh do you think she'll say you?!"

"Oh my God what if she says me?!," Peter reeled.

"No-one. I've never had a crush."

Peter's eyes went wide before he turned back around onto his knees in his seat.

"Wait, seriously?!"

"B.S.!"

"Total lie!"

"I smell cap."

The other guys were obviously not putting up with that answer.

Ned frowned. "Like foreal? You've never had a crush? Like ever? In your entire life?"

Peter however, was still trying to process what he'd just heard.

"No-one."

No.

One.

It's not like he expected you to like him back- a part of him sort of wished for it but he knew that was unlikely- but no chance? None at all?

Suddenly you'd become the new focus for every boy on the bus.

"Seriously, who was your last crush?," Brad asked.

You stared for a while. "Do celebrities count?"

"No."

"Oh, then no-one."

Flash stood up. "How does that even work? Are you ace or something?," he asked, right before getting smacked in the head by Abe.

"You can't just ask people that stuff, Flash!"

Flash shrugged. "Yeah I know...but like-" he wiggled his eyebrows. "-are you?"

You groaned and laid back in your seat, already growing tired of this little 'interrogation' the boys were having. "No. I like guys, okay? I've seen enough to know that much at least" You shrugged. "I've just never liked any guy I've met before."

Millions of questions roamed through Peter's head.

Were you lying? Did you just have high standards that no one you'd been around had ever met? What was keeping you from liking people?

He wasn't some big hot-shot lady killer. There was no way he could be your first crush. That's just narcissistic to even think about. Peter had grown to become quite content with not being the guy who just reeled in girls.

He peeked back over the bus seat at all of the boys surrounding you, obnoxiously attempting to show themselves off.

Brad lifted his sleeves and flexed his biceps. "[Y/N], I mean, c'mon. Can't resist the gun show, right? This does nothing for you?"

That one made you laugh. "You guys really aren't as attractive as you think you are!"

Peter groaned for what must've been the tenth time that morning. And the worst part? He couldn't even be mad.

"So, like never? Never in your life?," Flash asked.

Betty chimed in as well. "Not even that 'puppy love' phase we all had in middle school?"

You shook your head. "Why are you all so invested in who I haven't liked anyway?"

"Okay okay," Brad said. "So if you were gonna like someone, who would you like?"

MJ bursts out laughing and you rolled your eyes. "That is literally the dumbest question I've ever been asked in my entire life. I just said I've never-"

MJ nudged you and tilted her head to one of the seats furthest from yours. Peter Parker and Ned Leeds were sitting there, Ned watching the commotion intensely while Peter was seemingly knocking his head into the back of the seat in front of him repeatedly. Poor guy.

You knew he had a crush on you. You could at least do him this one little favor.

You grinned. "Peter."

"Peter?!"

'What?!"

"Parker?! Are you serious?"

"Awww."

Peter looked up frantically. "Um.. okay..why?"

"Yeah, that needs an explanation [Y/N]," Flash sneered, suddenly losing interest when his name wasn't called.

You shrugged and looked at the nerdy boy. "I like his rosy cheeks," you laughed before looking back at your phone. "Plus, he minds his own business, unlike other people."

The school bus filled, half with sounds of disinterest and the other half with sounds of amusement.

"Now can we go back to actually playing the game now? Jesus..."

The game of Truth or Dare continued and you couldn't have been more glad that the guys' interrogation was finally over. But then you got a text on your phone.

MJ: look at parker

Looking over you saw Ned shaking the boy as he simply just stared out of the window with a dumb look of glee in his face. "Dude, snap out of it! We still have a competition to go to, where's your brain gone?"

Ned turned to you with a frown. "[Y/N]...I think you broke him."

Tagging mutuals: @allegra-writes, @allegra-soleil l, @yumings, @hey-its-grey, @spideyyeet, @sunkissedspidey, @tommyunderoos, @chaoticpete, @spidey-reids-2003, @thesherlockianavenger, @bubblebucky, @kelieah

[alittleprincehwa]

txt headcanons ─  ੈ♡˳ you are a content creator

a / n : this is such bold request but I love it!! Damn I can't believe you guys are this creative-

─  ੈ♡˳ choi soobin

you two were having your usual late night cravings

and coincidentally you both were craving mcdonalds

it was dark and the only thing that lit up the road ahead was the lights

he held the steering wheel with one hand while the other grips your hand

you seemed to be editing something on your phone

he didn’t bother much and let you do your thing

he pulls up in the drive thru and lowers the window

he asks you your order but you don’t reply,

to busy doing something

he nudges your shoulder and you finally respond

you apologize and gave him your order

“ Oh yeah- sorry, I’ll just have a caramel sundae. “

as an apology, you offered to pay

which of course, soobin being the kind gentleman he is, refused and offered to pay instead

it led to a playful argument where you had to use your secret weapon

( the cashier at this point was ready to yell at y'all )

the threat. A quite powerful weapon.

“ Okay, I’ll just not hug or cuddle with you for a week. “

you shrug and cross your arms while looking out the window

of course he wanted those warm cuddles so he let you pay just this time

you pull up your wallet and open it

you were finding a certain credit card

soobin's pout disappeared and was replaced by almost a choke

he lands his eyes on your wallet and chokes on nothing when seeing the thickness of your wallet and the amount of bills and cards in it

you raise your brow at him while giving him your credit card

after paying and getting your orders

soobin decides to ask you a question

“ So uh, you've told me you're a content creator, specifically what? “

you pause eating ice cream

“ Oh, I just make video games. “

you sheepishly smiled at him

he thinks he's hearing things

geeks tf out

almost spilled his ice cream

tries not to crash the car while geeking out

asks a t o n of questions

probably has your games already downloaded the next day

when a certain level gets hard

he'll ask you and act sly about it

“ You know y/n, I've been having trouble in this level so maybe you can help me- since I'm your boyfriend right? “

“ Hell no you solve that shit

─  ੈ♡˳ choi yeonjun

since you two live separately

he dosent delve into your life in the apartment much

due to his schedule

and it didn't appear to him to ask you how you have so much earnings

it was just a casual tuesday

it was break time since they just did practice

he was loudly panting

wiping the sweat on his face with the hem of his shirt

he pulls up his phone from his pocket

he takes a sip of water before scrolling through youtube to find something entertaining

he settles on a video titled " doing my makeup bc I'm bored as hell "

the title was enough to intrigue him without checking who made it or who was on the thumbnail

much to his surprise

he NEVER expected it to be you

refuses to believe it at first

continues to observe how you act or talk

and he comes to the realization that it's actually you

quickly calls you

he was sweating even more

you were recording another video so you had to pause the camera

you groan and pick up your phone that was beside you

you saw the id name and press accept

his nickname btw is “ hips don't lie “

;)

you were about to calmly answer “ hello? “ 

before a screaming yeonjun interrupts you

“ yaH! YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU DID MAKEUP VIDEOS! “

clearly offended

“ Ok chill, it's not that big of a deal anyways. “

he swore he was about to choke you

you manage to calm him down and calmly break the news that was already broken-

“ Yes, I make videos. See? Not a big deal. “

you could almost clearly hear him say

“ Yeah not a big deal my ass. “

─  ੈ♡˳ choi beomgyu

it always amazes you how you had a huge audience and popularity

but still beomgyu didn't know you were a content creator

you gained quite a following after a few videos or so

it even grew to the point where you had paparazzi follow you everywhere

so when you and beomgyu went out for a date night

it wasn't a surprise when flashes of light was on your direction

your head hung low as you walk with beomgyu side by side to the car

beomgyu expected them to mob him but instead

they mobbed you

“ y/n!! “

“ y/n look here! “

“ when's your next line coming out?! “

gyu furrowed his brows in confusion

why were they calling you?

not because of jealousy

but confusion

you ignored all the questions and pulled beomgyu closer to you and enter the car

you finally get to breathe

“ What was that? “

“ What was what “

“ Why were they calling you out? And something about a new line? “

well shit-

you always liked how beomgyu didn't know much about your big career

it's not like you didn't want to tell him

you just liked the way things are

but you knew sooner or later he'd find out

you quickly and calmly tell gyu that your career was bigger than you've told him

he’s just “ oh “

quietly accepting it

but definitely supportive

will watch all your videos later

─  ੈ♡˳ kang taehyun

he was working out at the gym

and as usual he was working on dem arms-

he was lifting weights

when he heard someone who was working out beside him talk

“ Yeah I know this person that creates very nice clothes, I think her name is l/n y/n?? “

“ Oh yeah I know her, just ordered some of her stuff yesterday. “

he was still lifting the heavy metal up

so when he heard it he almost dropped it on himself

he stands up and walks over to the people who were just talking

“ Uh hi, who were you talking about just now? “

he politely asked

“ Oh we were just talking about the famous l/n y/n. “

he then thanked the man and asked for the website

after the guy gave it to him

he sat on one of the benches and searches it up

he clicked on it and it brought him to your website

there he could see all sorts of stuff you sell

slightly shook

“ So this is why she's busy all the time “

he walks back to your aparatment

slightly angry

bc of the fact that you didn't tell him your career

and how dumb he is not to ask

after knocking on your door

you of course let him in

he gets straight to the point

he sets down his gym bag

and says

“ So what do you exactly do? “

you kinda die inside

but sit him down and talk to him about it

he gets kinda angry how you didn't even tell him

the most it leads up to is sparking an argument

which almost never happens

he just reminds you that you have to tell him these things

─  ੈ♡˳ huening kai

you guys just established the relationship so you don't know much about him

and vice versa

you decided to go public about your relationship

after a very long talk between you two

and an even longer one with BigHit

you both posted matching selfies and whatnot

and eventually the media picked up on the clues

and when you two were asked about it, you didn't object the assumptions

so the next day you and hyuka expected thousands of articles about your relationship

but he wasn't expecting what he got

��� Famous vlogger l/n y/n in a relationship with TXT's huening kai? “

“ Recent news about l/n y/n's recently revealed relationship “

“ l/n y/n revealed to have a boyfriend “

It surprised him how all of this was centered on you

he later searched you up and saw how popular you are

gaining over millions of views on your videos

he screams in dolphin which almost gave you a heart attack

seeing that the atmosphere was calm and quiet

until he decides to transform to his final form

which is a dolphin-

you raise a brow and walk up to him

you hug him from behind and peek over to see what he was doing

you weren't that shocked

but your face said otherwise

“ Oh sorry, I hadn't told you yet “

you giggle shyly

after you tell him he beams in excitement

he's all gushing about you and how you're a vlogger

and you're just dare like 😑 bitch you're a worldwide idol-

he becomes your cheerleader

even offers to be in you videos

which you're secretly thankful since that means YouTube pays your more-

a / n : taking a break after this since my switch gon arrive 😔 but in the meanwhile send in requests if you'd like

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Subtle Things Like – Five (Lee Felix x OFC)

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A/N: Finally, we're getting somewhere. To think we still haven't gotten to the second day and this is the fifth chapter. In other news, yay for Hyunjin's return! :D I'm excited to see Stray Kids for the first time with all eight members in the present. Also, the new MV is *chef's kiss* because it's beautiful and I cried over sentimental things. Okay. Enjoy the story.

Summary: The first part of Hyunjin's plan is underway.

Warnings: none other than some jealousy; oh and Hyunjin and Chan working as a team to help Felix get the courage to talk to Mia.

Words: 1.7k

Tags: @maybedeja

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Chan agrees to Hyunjin's plan to give Felix the push he needs to confess because he trusts that it will work. With a warning to not let negativity ruin any friendship, Hyunjin begins his work, suggesting he helps clean the kitchen with Felix to give Mia time to hang out with the others.

Mia found it strange but took the welcome excuse to spend time with the other members. Instead, she finds herself sitting beside Chan – after delivering a plate of cookies to Jisung's apartment – her head on his shoulder while he scrolls through Twitter on his phone. Jeongin sadly left to play video games before she joined Chan, making her pout when her friend told her.

"You don't have to stay here with me. You can go next door and play some games."

"Nah, this is fine. Who knows how often I'll get to see you this week? I'll take all the Chris time I can get."

Chan chuckles, looking at her reading tweets. "The guys like you a lot, you know."

"I'm glad they do. I like them, too. They're just as sweet in person as they are in videos."

"I hope you have a lot of fun while you're here." Chan rests his cheek on her head before scrolling more. "I think Felix has been a little sad since he came back from his family last time, so I'm glad you're here to cheer him up."

"Anything to make Lixie happy," Mia smiles. "He seems happy, yeah? That I'm here?"

"Yeah, I think so."

"The kind of happy I hope for?"

He shrugs gently. "That should be something you ask him about."

"You're right, but he never seems to want to talk about it."

"Felix has grown up a lot since then, Mia. You'll be surprised to hear what he's willing to talk about now."

"I hope you're right, Christopher." Mia snuggles closer to Chan with a sad smile. "I've waited a long time..."

Chan rubs her arm that's around his torso. "I know you have and I want to tell you not to give up on him." It's not quite the tactic he means to use to get Mia to possibly shift her attention elsewhere, but it should work. "But you have a life to live and opportunities to take that don't involve Felix."

Mia sighs. There's no need for words to put reality in place when she knows he's right. She shifts even closer to her friend and does her best to ignore the ache in her chest.

In the kitchen, there's an unusually somber tone about the room. Felix and Hyunjin talk some, but it's hardly as playful as usual. Hyunjin is busy thinking up how to implement the plan while Felix is feeling a strange sense of nervousness. For what? He's not quite sure.

"So, what do you think about Mia?" Felix eventually asks, not looking at his friend because he's afraid of what emotions he might see on Hyunjin's face.

"I like her. She's funny and nice." Hyunjin hesitates, suddenly fearful he'll mess everything up. "Pretty, too."

Felix's hands pause for a second and Hyunjin notices. It's a good sign, he hopes.

"Can I ask something personal?"

"Uh, okay." Felix tries to keep his focus on the dishes.

"Do you love Mia?"

The plate Felix is cleaning slips out of his hand and into the soapy water. "What?"

"Do you love her, you know, the way she loves you?"

"She doesn't love me in any certain way." Denial. Felix knows exactly how she feels about him. It scared him from the moment she confessed because, frankly, he didn't know what to do with that information.

The look on Hyunjin's face – a mixture of disbelief and disgust – has Felix laser-focused on the plate he's scrubbing. "Don't be dumb. I know she confessed to you."

No response.

"Okay... do you love her?"

Felix is still scrubbing the same spot on the plate. "Of course, I do. She's my best friend." He can't believe he said that.

"Do you want to be with her?" Hyunjin can't stand the way Felix is avoiding the truth. He might have to pull out the big strategy.

"How do you mean?"

Hyunjin groans. "Please tell me you're kidding... You've never wanted to date Mia?"

Back then? No, but recently? "That'd be weird. Plus, it's not like I could anyway with the ban."

That's something. "So... you wouldn't be upset if someone else might like her?" Big guns are out.

That brings Felix's gaze to Hyunjin. "Do you like Mia?" That is the last thing Felix needs. Why wouldn't one of his friends develop a crush on Mia? She's kind and uplifting all the time. She draws people to her with her smile alone.

He shrugs, drying the plate Felix finally handed over. "Maybe. I feel kinda strange when she's around me."

Felix can feel his stomach drop but puts on a teasing smile. "Sounds like you might."

"You're not mad?" No, he's jealous. Hyunjin can see it in the way Felix is moving. His actions aren't as fluid and his jaw is tense. Progress.

"Why would I be mad? Mia's my friend, not my girlfriend. I don't really mind." Lie. Felix is terrified Mia is at the end of her waiting and will jump happily into Hyunjin's arms. "But are you sure? You only met today."

"I know. I want to figure it out for sure because it's confusing."

Felix's kindness speaks before he thinks. "Walk her to Chan's apartment tonight and get to know her. Maybe you'll get a better idea."

"Are you sure?"

"I'm not her father," Felix says. "You're already her favorite member, so it might go well for you." There's no taking back what he's said. He's pushed Hyunjin into action and for what?

"Okay. I'll do that then." Hyunjin smiles, eyes soft with thanks. "Thank you."

Felix can't think of a way to respond, mortified by his stupidity to push Hyunjin toward Mia when he still needs to talk to her about what he's feeling. He hasn't even had the chance yet and he's letting the opportunity slip by.

"Yongbokkie!"

Both males turn to see Mia skipping into the kitchen with a grin. The flat look on Felix's face from the use of his other name has her smile faltering.

"Sorry," she says. "Want to walk me back to Chan's apartment?"

Felix glances at Hyunjin, putting on a smile. "Actually, I think Hyunjin would like to go with you if that's okay."

It's easy to see the hurt that flutters across Mia's features before disappearing with the exploding smile she sends to Hyunjin. "Okay. I'm ready to leave when you are, Hyunjinnie." She giggles behind her hand. "I want to be up early tomorrow to get the most out of my visit." Mia transfers her smile to Felix. "Can we spend some time together tomorrow around the city, Lix?"

"Sure," Felix says, returning her smile. It could be an opportunity to talk.

"Great! I'm excited."

Hyunjin wipes his hands on a towel. "I'll go get my shoes on and we can go."

Mia nods. "I'll meet you at the door in a second." She waits until Hyunjin is far enough away before speaking again. "Get some sleep tonight, okay? I don't want to find out your sleeping habits are as bad as Chris'."

"I will, Mia. Thank you for caring."

"I always will, Felix," Mia says as her smile morphs into something sadder. "Don't forget that."

He nods, watching the light in her eyes fade away. He knows he caused it somehow, but he can't go back now. Felix could change his mind, walking her downstairs, but taking away a chance that could make Hyunjin happy is something he can't do. And eventually, Mia will be happy, too. It's better for both of them... But it hurts.

Mia's arms sliding around his middle snap him back into reality. "I'll see you tomorrow, all right? I can meet you here because I think Minho said something about making breakfast for us. But we can go somewhere else to eat if you want."

Felix doesn't hold back when he hugs her, squeezing her close and resting his chin on her shoulder. "Sounds good. I'll see you in the morning then."

They look at each other for a few seconds before Mia steps away from him with a quiet "goodnight." She walks away from him. Away from him and to his friend who greets her at the door with far more enthusiasm needed for that late in the evening.

It's eerily quiet when the door shuts behind Mia and Hyunjin. Felix can't bring himself to move until a horrible feeling of loss washes over him. Did he lose his chance completely? Will she want to talk to him? To listen to him explain what he thinks he's feeling? No, what he knows he's feeling? Or will Hyunjin sweep her off her feet? Before Felix knows it, he's standing in the living room, Chan staring up at him curiously.

"Am I too late?"

"Huh?"

Felix runs his fingers through his hair. "Am I too late to talk to Mia?"

Chan's lips shape and "o" and he narrows his lips in thought. "You'll never know if you don't talk to her, so maybe you aren't. What makes you think you're too late?"

"Hyunjin is walking her to your apartment because I told him to get to know her better... to figure out if he likes her."

It's difficult to keep a stoic face. Hyunjin's plan seems to be working a lot better than he thought. "That doesn't mean you're too late, Felix. He has to break through years of her devotion for you."

"But what if she's tired of waiting? What if Mia doesn't want to... to love me like that anymore?"

"Do you want her to stop?"

"No... Not when... No."

"Then talk to her as soon as you can. It's obvious you like her." Chan has to stop himself from saying "love" because he knows Felix is still deciphering that even though it's clear as day he's in love with Mia, too. "She needs to know that. Mia deserves to know that."

"But what if I can't get it out right for her to understand? I could screw everything up."

Chan shakes his head. "Nah. Even if you mess up or ramble, Mia will understand. Don't worry so much about it, okay? Just tell her. Tomorrow if you can. It'll all work out, okay?"

Felix nods and plops down on the couch, exhaustion hitting him hard. Feelings can be too messy sometimes.

All Chan does is pat his shoulder a few times, a reassurance that no matter what happens, he'll be there to help where he can. It doesn't completely ease Felix's worries, but at least he knows he won't have to deal with the aftermath alone.