#I'm the mothafuckin MANAGER

[sebastians-alterhuman-archive]

Reject humanity consume bread

Or something else if you can't have gluten

[livelovesimallways]

"The Weekend...." Pt. 2

(Previous)

When Sean decided to barge his way in here, the last thing I expected was for things between us to end up how they started. Although it may not seem like it, sleeping with my sister’s man was something I never thought I was capable of. I swear if he was anybody else, this wouldn’t be happening. But he’s not, and that’s a choice I have to live with. From the outside looking in, it seems like I’m a villain…A jealous, bitter, hater that’s hell bent on ruining her sister’s relationship. In reality, I’m not. Our history goes much deeper than anyone could imagine. Dana thinks I met Sean when she first introduced him. The truth is, I knew him before they laid eyes on each other.

We met at a small “get together” during my freshman year in college. He was there celebrating our school’s first March Madness Playoff victory since he once played. Initially I figured he came over to secure his, "Ho" for the night, so I casually brushed him off. His tune changed real quick after that, with him trying to assure me that wasn't the case. I let it slide and after a nice conversation, we exchanged numbers. To be honest, I didn’t expect much to come from it…Dana always told me that men like him were not going to give me the relationship I wanted. But shit, in the weeks following, that man swept me off my feet. Even though he asked me to keep everything private, I never felt like a secret. We spent that summer vacationing all over…From Sunlit Tides to Monte Vista, we went everywhere. He made damn good use of that NBA contract. Sean was it for me. He was my first real situation and what felt like my first love. Things were great until he started pulling away. Soon after that he told me we were done. I was hurt, but thankfully had school to keep me distracted. I stayed on campus most of my sophomore year, including winter and spring break. Going home consisted of Dana gushing over her new Boo and that was something I couldn’t handle. As the school year ended, they finally decided they were ready to go public. After all, it was his birthday and what’s a lavish party without a trophy standing by your side? She wanted me to meet him first so I reluctantly came home. As she was ready to leave he popped in to say hello. Humph, I tried so hard to hide the shock, embarrassment, and disgust from my face when I realized who was extending his hand. I swear, Sean had some mothafuckin nerve. Unfazed though, he continued as if he never knew me. Everything happened so fast that I could barely get a word out and before I knew it, they were gone. He eventually tried to explain, claiming that he didn't know we were sisters until earlier that day. Although it was believable with Dana's over protectiveness, absence on social media, and the fact that I hated talking about my family, the entire situation didn't sit right with me. I didn't know how to or if telling Dana was a good idea so I left it alone. Seeing them together hurt, especially with the way Sean ended things. But with school creating a nice distance, I was able to move on.

Everything was good. I had my life and they had theirs. Although Sean's place was our new home, I managed to keep myself separate from them for a while. But once they started having problems, humph, shit got messy. After arguments he came to me. It went from venting, to apologizing, to having regrets, to making his way to my bed. It's been three years since we first crossed that line. I don't get any joy from doing this behind my sisters back. And like I said, if he was anyone else. I fell in love with Sean first and as much as I tried to forget him, it never worked. Yesterday he finally admitted what I knew all these years...He loves me too. With Dana on verge of leaving, I don't know what will happen between us. One thing's for sure though...I'm about to put this lingerie set to good use.

"Well damn, you were just sleeping." *walking up closer* "You know, you don't have to get dressed. Security stays upstairs and outside."

"I know...I ain't worried about them."

"Okay?...Then why are you getting dressed? You leavin?"

"I don't want to but..."

"Then don't. If you turn around you'll have a good reason to stay."

It was impossible for him to hide his excitement when he saw what I had on. His smile, his dimples and his beat red face told me everything I needed to know. He was just as enamored as I was. Regardless of any conflicting feelings he had, there was no denying how he felt about me. I gave him a kiss that led to his hands planted firmly on his favorite spot. Shit, he needed that reminder. As things were progressing, with me unbuckling his pants, his phone started ringing. He ignored it, but after getting a text, he gave up, slowly pulling away.

"Just put it on silent Boo..." I said, gently stroking his dick.

"You know I can't..." *moves my hand*

"This is so fuckin stupid! Its only been two days since she found out about Julia and she's already calling. And you?...You don't make any sense! You finally admit that you love me but now you're doing this? You ain't have a problem fuckin me all over this room. What Changed?"

*Briefly closed his eyes* "I don't wanna hurt you Dee..."

"Well, it's too fuckin late for that! I don't get it. What happened to all your regrets? How you wish it was me? How long you've been in love with me? Be a man and stand on that shit! Dana will be fine, its not like you've been the best to her anyway. I can be your secret until you're ready. I clearly don't have a problem with it. Hell, you can keep doing your thing on the side too. Bitches like Julia don't scare me because you know where home is."

"Look, I would love nothing more than to have that with you but I can't. It's too risky and you know it. I'm a starter now and I'm trying to secure my biggest contract yet. That shit is gonna change my life, Dee. If it got out that we're together, it would be over. Controversy only works on tv and social media. I'm sorry."

"You always say that, yet you've risked it all every time we messed around. Moses knows. He hates me and definitely wasn't okay with it. What if he let it slip?" I said, as his phone rang again. "Oh my god, is she stalking you now?"

"No. She's waiting for me. I already talked to her when you were in the shower."

"So that's it? You're ready to spend the rest of your life with someone you barely love?"

"Don't do that. I never said no shit like that and you know it. You really think I put damn near six years into this without truly loving her? Come on now. She may not be the ideal choice, but it works. We can't always get what we want." *looks at his phone* "I gotta go. And yeah, about this...It ain't happening again. I fucked up, I'm sorry."

I hoped he'd turned around and realize the mistake he was making. Humph, but once that front door closed, I knew he wasn't coming back.

Just like the end of summer, freshman year, I was left heartbroken by his ass. I had been suppressing a lot while we went back and forth, only to have it all resurface yesterday. This love shit really feels different when its reciprocated...Damn it's not fair. After crying my eyes out, I grew angry. How does he get to play in our faces like this? I know I was wrong, but him?? I can't do these mental gymnastics again. I don't want to lose my sister but at this point it's gone too far. He did say "we all can't get what we want". She needs to know and he needs to pay. I'll find the right time to do it...Definitely before their wedding. Since I can't talk to anyone about him, music usually helps calm me down.

"Alexa, play Kill Bill by Sza..."

To Be Continued.......

Next

[iloveslllycatss]

and I always find, yeah, I always find somethin' wrong you been puttin' up wit' my shit just way too long i'm so gifted at findin' what I don't like the most so I think it's time (so I think it's time) for us to have a toast 

let's have a toast for the douche bags let's have a toast for the assholes let's have a toast for the scumbags every one of them that I know let's have a toast for the jerk offs that'll never take work off baby, I got a plan run away fast as you can

she find pictures in my email i sent this bitch a picture of my dick i don't know what it is with females but I'm not too good at that shit see, I could have me a good girl and still be addicted to them hood rats and I just blame everything on you at least you know that's what I'm good at

and I always find yeah, I always find yeah, I always find somethin' wrong you been puttin' up wit' my shit just way too long im so gifted at findin' what I don't like the most so I think it's time (so I think it's time) for us to have a toast 

let's have a toast for the douche bags let's have a toast for the assholes let's have a toast for the scumbags every one of them that I know let's have a toast for the jerk offs that'll never take work off baby, I got a plan run away fast as you can

run away from me, baby run away run away from me, baby run away when it starts to get crazy, then run away babe, I got a plan, run away as fast as you can run away from me, baby run away run away from me, baby run away when it starts to get crazy why can't she just run away? baby, I got a plan run away as fast as you can

twenty-four seven, three sixty-five pussy stays on my mind I-I-I-I did it alright, alright, I admit it now pick your next move hou can leave or live wit' it ichabod crane with that mothafuckin' top off split and go where? back to wearin' knockoffs? Haha knock it off, neiman's, shop it off let's talk over mai tais, waitress, top it off hoes like vultures, wanna fly in your freddy loafers you can't blame 'em, they ain't never seen Versace sofas every bag, every blouse, every bracelet comes with a price tag, baby, face it you should leave if you can't accept the basics plenty hoes in the baller-nigga matrix invisibly set, the rolex is faceless I'm just young, rich, and tasteless p

never was much of a romantic I could never take the intimacy and I know it did damage 'cause the look in your eyes is killin' me I guess then you at an advantage 'cause you could blame me for everything and I don't know how I'ma manage if one day you just up and leave

and I always find, yeah, I always find somethin' wrong you been puttin' up wit' my shit just way too long im so gifted at findin' what I don't like the most so I think it's time (so I think it's time) for us to have a toast 

let’s have a toast for the douche bags let's have a toast for the assholes let's have a toast for the scumbags every one of them that I know let's have a toast for the jerk offs that'll never take work off baby, I got a plan run away fast as you can

[davgrrohl]

sorry i been neglecting you vro☹️☹️☹️☹️ *smooch*

Look at ya, look at ya, look at ya, look at ya Look at ya, look at ya, look at ya, look at ya Look at ya, look at ya, look at ya, look at ya Look at ya, look at ya (ladies and gentlemen) Look at ya, look at ya (ladies, ladies and gentlemen)

And I always find, yeah, I always find somethin' wrong You been puttin' up wit' my shit just way too long I'm so gifted at findin' what I don't like the most So I think it's time (so I think it's time) For us to have a toast

Let's have a toast for the douche bags Let's have a toast for the assholes Let's have a toast for the scumbags Every one of them that I know Let's have a toast for the jerk offs That'll never take work off Baby, I got a plan Run away fast as you can

She find pictures in my email I sent this bitch a picture of my dick I don't know what it is with females But I'm not too good at that shit See, I could have me a good girl And still be addicted to them hood rats And I just blame everything on you At least you know that's what I'm good at

And I always find Yeah, I always find Yeah, I always find somethin' wrong You been puttin' up wit' my shit just way too long I'm so gifted at findin' what I don't like the most So I think it's time (so I think it's time) For us to have a toast

Let's have a toast for the douche bags Let's have a toast for the assholes Let's have a toast for the scumbags Every one of them that I know Let's have a toast for the jerk offs That'll never take work off Baby, I got a plan Run away fast as you can

Run away from me, baby Run away Run away from me, baby Run away When it starts to get crazy, then run away Babe, I got a plan, run away as fast as you can Run away from me, baby Run away Run away from me, baby Run away When it starts to get crazy Why can't she just run away? Baby, I got a plan Run away as fast as you can

Twenty-four seven, three sixty-five Pussy stays on my mind I-I-I-I did it Alright, alright, I admit it Now pick your next move You can leave or live wit' it Ichabod Crane with that mothafuckin' top off Split and go where? Back to wearin' knockoffs? Haha Knock it off, Neiman's, shop it off Let's talk over mai tais, waitress, top it off Hoes like vultures, wanna fly in your Freddy loafers You can't blame 'em, they ain't never seen Versace sofas Every bag, every blouse, every bracelet Comes with a price tag, baby, face it You should leave if you can't accept the basics Plenty hoes in the baller-nigga matrix Invisibly set, the Rolex is faceless I'm just young, rich, and tasteless P

Never was much of a romantic I could never take the intimacy And I know it did damage 'Cause the look in your eyes is killin' me I guess then you at an advantage 'Cause you could blame me for everything And I don't know how I'ma manage If one day you just up and leave

And I always find, yeah, I always find somethin' wrong You been puttin' up wit' my shit just way too long I'm so gifted at findin' what I don't like the most So I think it's time (so I think it's time) For us to have a toast

Let's have a toast for the douche bags Let's have a toast for the assholes Let's have a toast for the scumbags Every one of them that I know Let's have a toast for the jerk offs That'll never take work off Baby, I got a plan Run away fast as you can

-daily kiss anon

HELPPP ITS OK ANON

[ashsostrange]

And I always find, yeah, I always find somethin' wrong You been puttin' up wit' my shit just way too long I'm so gifted at findin' what I don't like the most So I think it's time (so I think it's time) For us to have a toast 

Let's have a toast for the douche bags Let's have a toast for the assholes Let's have a toast for the scumbags Every one of them that I know Let's have a toast for the jerk offs That'll never take work off Baby, I got a plan Run away fast as you can

She find pictures in my email I sent this bitch a picture of my dick I don't know what it is with females But I'm not too good at that shit See, I could have me a good girl And still be addicted to them hood rats And I just blame everything on you At least you know that's what I'm good at

And I always find Yeah, I always find Yeah, I always find somethin' wrong You been puttin' up wit' my shit just way too long I'm so gifted at findin' what I don't like the most So I think it's time (so I think it's time) For us to have a toast 

Let's have a toast for the douche bags Let's have a toast for the assholes Let's have a toast for the scumbags Every one of them that I know Let's have a toast for the jerk offs That'll never take work off Baby, I got a plan Run away fast as you can

Run away from me, baby Run away Run away from me, baby Run away When it starts to get crazy, then run away Babe, I got a plan, run away as fast as you can Run away from me, baby Run away Run away from me, baby Run away When it starts to get crazy Why can't she just run away? Baby, I got a plan Run away as fast as you can

Twenty-four seven, three sixty-five Pussy stays on my mind I-I-I-I did it Alright, alright, I admit it Now pick your next move You can leave or live wit' it Ichabod Crane with that mothafuckin' top off Split and go where? Back to wearin' knockoffs? Haha Knock it off, Neiman's, shop it off Let's talk over mai tais, waitress, top it off Hoes like vultures, wanna fly in your Freddy loafers You can't blame 'em, they ain't never seen Versace sofas Every bag, every blouse, every bracelet Comes with a price tag, baby, face it You should leave if you can't accept the basics Plenty hoes in the baller-nigga matrix Invisibly set, the Rolex is faceless I'm just young, rich, and tasteless P

Never was much of a romantic I could never take the intimacy And I know it did damage 'Cause the look in your eyes is killin' me I guess then you at an advantage 'Cause you could blame me for everything And I don't know how I'ma manage If one day you just up and leave

And I always find, yeah, I always find somethin' wrong You been puttin' up wit' my shit just way too long I'm so gifted at findin' what I don't like the most So I think it's time (so I think it's time) For us to have a toast 

Let's have a toast for the douche bags Let's have a toast for the assholes Let's have a toast for the scumbags Every one of them that I know Let's have a toast for the jerk offs That'll never take work off Baby, I got a plan Run away fast as you can

runs

[ask-spirit-sarv]

Welcome to the bread bank. We sell bread, we sell loaves. We got bread on deck, bread on the floor. TOASTED, RO-

Bro shut the fuck up. Listen, I just need a baguette and a brioche.

We don't have either of those, you can get the gluten-free white bread or the potato bread-

What the fuck is gluten?! Take that shit out!

It's gluten-free.

I don't CARE if it's free.

Swear on your fuckin' Y E E Z Y S, if you wanna fight, we gon' fight.

You tryna' be on WORLDSTAR?

What, you gonna record it?

Ye, I got my dollar store camera ON.

What's the fucking situaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaetion?

What [1/2 second pause] the fuck [1/2 second pause] do you want?

I'm the motherfucking MANAGER.

At the bread store?

B̷̧̥̝̣̦̀͊͊͌͌̋̃͜ ̴̧̨̛̛̪̩̥͌̈̓̾͆̚̚͝R̷͖̱̍̅͊͗͋ ̶̧͇̱̘̗͖͙́̓ͅE̶̡̛͈̘̻̲͕̠͋͛́̃͒̋̈ͅ ̷̧̖͍̘͉͍̐̊̔͝A̶̡̻͍̣̗̓͌͆̇̊̈̒͘͘͝ ̶̳̤̫̼̝̮͉̹̾͜D̵͉̼̝͙̲͉̗̝̋̀̃́̅̾̿ͅ

Tell him [1s pause] to take [1s pause] the mothafuckin' gluten [1s pause] OUT THE BREAD.

I'mma need you to shut that bullshit up chief, we can't take shit out the bread.

Why put it in the first place?! I know y'all smoking that Pack.

We got crackers, no gluten

Fuck crackers

It's gluten free. Do you want the gluten or Nah?

Hell no. You better take the gluten out that damn shit.

Look, we've got whole wheat [1/2 second pause] gluten free, texas toast [1/2 second pause] gluten free, TORTILLA-

Fuck all that. What BITCH ASS country are y'all from... where they got this bullshit at?!

Florida.

I knew it

Look, you can either take this yeast, [pause] or i'm calling the police .

I'm going W E A S T .

Nah, don't call the police, I got a warrant...

Honestly fuck y'all, I ain't see nobody act like this over no Bread

What [half second pause] the fuck [half second pause] are you sayin'?!

All I'm saying is fuck y'all's bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers.

But the crackers don’t have gluten-

I'll take those.

Okay that's gonna be five-

Nah fuck that, I ain't payin'!

[Store door slams shut.]

"...Whatever I should refer to you as, this is a church-"

[kittycatcarla]

Im sorry but I cant see a bread related post and not think of

Welcome to the 🅱️read bank. We sell bread, we sell loafs. We got bread on deck, bread on the floor. TOASTED, RO-

Shut the fuck up. Listen, I just need a 🅱️aguette and a 🅱️rioche.

We don't have either of those, you can get the gluten-free white bread or the potato bread-

What the fuck is gluten?! Take that shit out!

It's gluten-free.

I don't CARE if it's free.

Swear on your fuckin' Y E E Z Y S, if you wanna fight, we gon' fight.

You tryna' be on WORLDSTAR?

What, you gonna record it?

Ye, I got my dollar store camera ON.

What's the fucking situætion?

What the fuck do you want?

I'm the motherfucking MANAGER!!!

At the bread store?

🅱️Ŗ̷̛̺̃̅̉̒̑͆̚͝ ̶̢̼͙̝̜͚͎͋̾̌̑͑̽̍͌͊̒͒͝͝£̷̢̩̠͖̟͙̖͗͒̈́̇̏̾͆̾͒̏͋̈́̐̽̓ ̴̛̯̳͕̗̠̗͒͂̓̄̆́͋̿̌́͒͘̚A̸͉̫̅ ̷̧͚̲̭̻̗̣̙͔͇͈̯̩͆̌̌̒̂͜D̷̺͇̤̮̫̮͌

Tell him to take, the mothafuckin' gluten, OUT THE 🅱️READ.

I'ma need you to shut that bullshit up chief. We can't take shit out the bread.

Why put it in the first place?! I know y'all smoking that Pack.

We got crackers, no gluten

Fuck crackers!!

It's gluten free. Do you want the gluten or Nah?

Hell no. You 🅱️etter take the gluten out that damn shit.

Look, we've got whole wheat, gluten free, texas toast, gluten free, TORTILLA-

Fuck all that. What 🅱️ITCH ASS country are y'all from... where they got this 🅱️ullshit at?!

Florida.

I knew it!!

Look, you can either take this yeasT, or i'm calling the police .

I'm going W E A S T .

Nah, don't call the police, I got a warrant...

Honestly, fuck y'all! I ain't see nobody act like this over no 🅱️read

What the fuck are you sayin'?!

All I'm saying is fuck y'all's 🅱️read, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers.

The crackers don’t have gluten-

I'll take those.

Okay that's gonna be five-

Nah, fuck that, I ain't payin'!

Makimg bread :3