#hope you enjoyed your bread ʕっꈍᴥꈍʔっ∘˚˳°｡☆

[kittycatcarla]

Im sorry but I cant see a bread related post and not think of

Welcome to the 🅱️read bank. We sell bread, we sell loafs. We got bread on deck, bread on the floor. TOASTED, RO-

Shut the fuck up. Listen, I just need a 🅱️aguette and a 🅱️rioche.

We don't have either of those, you can get the gluten-free white bread or the potato bread-

What the fuck is gluten?! Take that shit out!

It's gluten-free.

I don't CARE if it's free.

Swear on your fuckin' Y E E Z Y S, if you wanna fight, we gon' fight.

You tryna' be on WORLDSTAR?

What, you gonna record it?

Ye, I got my dollar store camera ON.

What's the fucking situætion?

What the fuck do you want?

I'm the motherfucking MANAGER!!!

At the bread store?

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Tell him to take, the mothafuckin' gluten, OUT THE 🅱️READ.

I'ma need you to shut that bullshit up chief. We can't take shit out the bread.

Why put it in the first place?! I know y'all smoking that Pack.

We got crackers, no gluten

Fuck crackers!!

It's gluten free. Do you want the gluten or Nah?

Hell no. You 🅱️etter take the gluten out that damn shit.

Look, we've got whole wheat, gluten free, texas toast, gluten free, TORTILLA-

Fuck all that. What 🅱️ITCH ASS country are y'all from... where they got this 🅱️ullshit at?!

Florida.

I knew it!!

Look, you can either take this yeasT, or i'm calling the police .

I'm going W E A S T .

Nah, don't call the police, I got a warrant...

Honestly, fuck y'all! I ain't see nobody act like this over no 🅱️read

What the fuck are you sayin'?!

All I'm saying is fuck y'all's 🅱️read, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers.

The crackers don’t have gluten-

I'll take those.

Okay that's gonna be five-

Nah, fuck that, I ain't payin'!

Makimg bread :3