#I'm stupud

[kmsplsibu]

Stop it. Take everything away from me, leave me in the coldest cage, but give me the ataraxia I want. Please, please stop. Stop it, I'm trying to be strong, but please stop. Take my body away, I don't want happiness, I don't want a happy future, I don't want friends, I don't want a family, I don't want pills, drugs, therapy, money. Kill me. Enough, no more, make it stop. Just a day of ataraxia please, please, this is slavery, I'm suffering, please stop. Take this life, please

[cigarettes-and-black-eyeliner]

WHYYY did my mother have kids with my father if she can barely stand his ass (i can't stand him much either) and whenever she's insulting and berating us she finds a way to compare us to him in a negative way. I mean I get that at first he was nice and whatever but MAYBE she should have thought about it more before having me considering she had only known my father for a few months (like. not even a year and she's like "i wanna have a baby!!!")

[lafleshlumpeater]

guys i have awful awful feelings abt these guesses

[clownpassing]

i feel so godawful

[tatoasting]

Fucking buzzing at wort with my shittiest coffee like. Iwanttomake. I want to make. I want to make. Byt theres no music at the bakery. Theres only. Bakery. Whshit I can just make <[bakery]> titems. Duh.

[confuzing]

Today on Sometimes I Forget People Don't Know History:

Daily Office Trivia Question: Who was crowned Queen of England on January 15 1559?

-Elizabeth I

-Elizabeth II

-Victoria

The people who answered the question before me: Victoria. Definitely.

[starcloudedsky]

i did. some funky art of a new oc that's literally a cat and he's so cool and i'm absolutely stoned rn so this is my first oc ive made while i was high. i haven't been doing lots of art in a long time and then boom durning this high i grabbed all my art stuff and just started creating.. inspiring. i was looking at goofy cat pictures and i made my own oc with the different references in my art style which i didn't know i had.

[steampunk-llama]

Hey uhhh how do you stop having awful existential crises each night? Asking for a friend

Call me William Afton cause I'm fuckifn terrified of death and no longer existing baybeeee!!!!

[kittyhazelnut]

I am LOSING my MINDDDD

[soyeonsbabygirl]

Hear me out

So y/n broke up with her boyfriend not long ago, and minnie (g!p) tried her best to see her smile again, happy and all cute again. But nothing worked she cried every night in her arms how she hated her ex boyfriend and how she wishes she never met him, she hated that. She hated that her bestfriend cried so much over a stupid men, so she took her way and made her feel like she's the most important person in the world in that moment. She made sure to make her feel good and to forget about that stupud ex boyfriend wich she did bc minnie showed her all the stars that he couldn't do, she fucker her with nothing but love and a promise to keep her bestfriend the happiest person in the world. But she couldn't keep her feelings anymore and she let them spit out like a river and thats when they became a thing

Or

Minnie fucking y/n roughly but with a care so that she forgets about her ex stupud boyfriend and she confess to reader

(i'm sorry i needed to send this request it's stuck in my head since yesterday)

-the mimin x reader anon (also can i be your 🦤 if it's not taken?)

Hi honey! Sorry it took me so long to reply to this but ofc you can be 🦤 Anon! (My first anon this is so cool whatt)

I can be a better boyfriend than him.

G!P Nicha Yontarak/ Kim Minnie x Reader

Minnie sighed as she heard you crying again. It had been 2 weeks since you and your boyfriend — who Minnie personally never liked — had broke up. He had cheated on you which caused you to break up with him. Minnie was upset to see you so upset but was happy that you had finally left him.

She had known for a while that he was a player but she never said anything since she loved seeing you happy contrast to how you were now.Ever since you guys had broken up she would hear you crying, especially at night which made her hate for him grow even more. She wanted to see you smile or better yet just forget him and date her.

She knew how to treat you better and knew what was best for you, she was your best friend but in her mind she was your girlfriend. I mean you guys have slept in the same bed cuddling more times than she could count and each time you guys would cuddle it felt more intimate than the last time even if that wasn’t the goal. You would always kiss her cheek sometimes being too close to her mouth almost as if you meant to kiss her, she would dream of how your lips would feel against hers multiple times often getting hard from just the thought. And when you wore her clothes it made her even crazier imagining multiple scenarios of you being hers and not having to share you with anyone else because you’d be hers and hers only.

One night she had enough, you were in her arms as she held you crying your eyes out. Sobbing saying how you weren’t good enough for him, how everything was your fault, you were just a terrible girlfriend. She got tired of it and grabbed your face kissing you, the kiss was filled with love and passion. She pulled away quickly when she realized what she did.

“I’m sorry- I-I should've asked first I didn't mean to-” before she could finish you pulled her back in to another kiss. This time it had more lust than passion, Minnie’s hands went under your shirt her cool fingertips against your hot skin sent shivers down her spine.

Her tongue dancing with yours as you guys made out on your bed. You both pulled away breathing heavily as Minnie flew to your neck applying kisses to it, you let out soft moans and sighs after each kiss she left. “M-Minnie…please..I need you so badly..” your voice was no louder than a whisper. Minnie smirked against your skin as she lifted your shirt off your body, moving down to kiss your collarbones muttering small praises about how pretty you were, how long she's been waiting for this, and how she loves you.

Minnie took your sweatpants off while you pulled her shirt off her body. “You know,” she said in between kisses “I can be a better boyfriend than him.” She pushed your panties to the side as she slipped a finger inside you smiling at how much you whined. She went back up to your face kissing your cheeks as she began to move her digit in and out of you.

You moaned with every thrust of her finger she made loving the feeling already getting obsessed with how her finger felt inside her. By the time she added a second finger she took in your facial expressions and how pretty you looked like this. Your reactions told her enough of how your ex treated you during sex, and it made her upset. She was gonna show you how much better she was as she sped up making your face contort to pleasure, your walls tightened around her fingers making you mewl.

She knew you were close but if anything that just made her speed up even more til she heard you let out a loud moan your orgasm coating her fingers as she pulled them out. She saw you panting with a wide eyed star struck look as if this was your first time and then came to another conclusion that upset her.

“He’s never made you orgasm? was that your first time ever orgasming?” your shy nod told her everything. The idea of her being the first one to make you orgasm made her harder than she already was, “fuck I need to be inside you right now.” she murmured.

You bit your lip as you looked at her “Do it. I want you to fuck me Minnie.” That was all she needed to hear. She immediately took her pants off as she rubbed her tip on your lips, “how many inches are you used to?” you were silent for a few minutes before answering “I think..5..” Minnie was a bit dumbfounded by this.

It made her feel happy that she was bigger than your ex boyfriend but also a bit astonished. Seriously what did you see him? it doesn’t matter now since she was gonna make you forget all about him. She pushed into you making you count each inch til she was fully inside you. She smirked as she saw your reactions, the way you gripped her hand trying to adjust to her size, the whiner your voice got the more she entered inside you, all of it was beautiful to her.

She was smiling when she saw you take all of her dick in your pussy, once she was sure that you were used to feeling of her inside her was when she started moving. Her hands gripped your hips as she fucked into you. “Fuck, you're so tight. Your pussy feels so fucking good.” you could barely respond only moaning as your vision blurred from each thrust. Minnie began taking up speed as she went deeper and faster inside you.

One of her hands held you down by her hips while the other groped your boobs roughly enjoying how they felt. She felt you get wetter and wetter with each thrust making her moans mix with yours, all the times she would hear you moan for your ex during sex she’d never heard you moan like this. She went rougher even as she felt you orgasm coating her dick, but she had no plans of stopping.

You began to cry from overstimulation as it felt like she had only gone faster when you orgasmed, at one point only driven by lust as she hooked her arms under your legs placing them on her shoulders. With this new angle, she was able to reach even more deeper inside you loving the new angle.

Your moans were so loud that anyone who were to step inside the apartment would be able to hear you guys , the sounds of her thrusting in and out of you echoed throughout the room as both of your moans got louder.

She watched as your walls began clenching on her cock indicating you were close, she was also close and got an idea as she leaned down to your ear “cum for me baby, cum all over my cock. I want us both to cum at the same time.”

She went faster and deeper til she moaned your name in ecstasy painting your insides white, she looked down at you as she stayed inside you slowing down her thrusts, at one point she pulled out a bit and looked at your face.

She was confused as she saw you had a weird facial expression but then saw your eyes squeeze shut tightly as a clear liquid shot out of you. Minnie had a shocked look on her face as she looked down at you. She just made you squirt. Not only was she the first person to make you orgasm but she was also the first person to make you squirt.

You were panting as you looked like you were about to say something but before you could Minnie latched her lips on your clit lapping up all your juices harshly sucking on your clit. You moaned loudly gripping the sheets and due to how sensitive you were you orgasmed again in her mouth as she lapped it all up.

She came up to your lips and kissed you as she laid down moving you to lay on her chest. Once you both caught your breathes she spoke, “Y/N, I’ve been in love with you for so long. I know you just got out of a relationship but can you please give me a chance?”

It was quiet for a few minutes which to Minnie felt like hours. You pecked her lips as you smiled. That was all she needed to hear as she held you impossibly closer to her.

-

This requested me think of boyfriend by Dove Cameron and now I can’t unsee it😵‍💫 I hope you liked the request lovey and I promise I’m working on that Mimin request💋💕

[peskyvinot]

you know what's one the (most non serious) mysteries about hermitcraft I have and am so confused about. and I'm confused because I'm pretty sure I've watched not just Every xisuma season 9 video, but almost every stream as well

what the FUXK was bone mage xisuma but most importantly why did it just. FADE AWAY. THE MAN GONE ALL BONEY AND HAD THE SICKEST FUXKING BONE TOOLS AND !!!! ATE BONEMEAL FOR A YEAR!!! IT WAS SO COOL. WHY DID DI JUST GRADUALLY FADE OUT THE BONE MAGE OUT OF HUS SKIN. not just changing to another/og skin no FADING IT OUT. AND NOT MENTUONING IT????

not giving ANY reason to it. no lore. it just faded away and he never talked about it. for the last like year of this 2+year season. I'm just. I feel like I missed something important and I don't know who to ask about it cos ITS SO STUPUD. but it keeps me thinkin it keeps me awake at night

[thereisnolumos]

darklina thoughts: I wanted to get into the shadow and bone Fandom(books and show) because of the amazing gif set of the darklina kiss I saw

Like who are these two that are sharing such a beautiful kiss. And look so aesthically pleasing together with the darkness and light vibes. I was so excited to find out who these two were because these kind of ships are my everything. Than I find out and 😨😱😤😠🤬!!!!! It was like running full steam a head with tons of excitement and crashing face first into a wall when I find out everything about this Fandom. Both about the books and show. The author and this beautiful ship. And I'm like God why do authors do this ship. Tease us with everything we want and the full potential. But than do a completely one 80 and waste are time on things we don't care about, or find insulting or toxic, and tells us are tastes are dumb and toxic. So now I just read fics and look at beautiful art of Darklina and the potential they could have been. It's just so annoying because this stuff happens all the time!!! And don't get me started on what I heard about the author. I don't know if their true. And wish I could find out real stuff about her. But if it is. God she is so messed up for doing this to us.

I only got in the fandom bcs I randomly saw a teaser for the first season and Ben Barnes was there in all his dark glory. I knew nothing about the books, but the way that show was promoted I was expecting the epic dark romance, villain who’s not really a villain gets the girl all the vibe. Plus cool world build and complicated detailed story overall.

I got none of that.

That show was interesting and hopeful for the first 5 episodes (we will always have 1x05🖤). It wasn’t as detailed and complex as I expected, but it had potential and the main pair - the one they based THE ENTIRE promotion on by the way - was having one of the most fiery and spark inducing chemistry I’ve ever seen on the screen, so I kept my hopes up for the overall plot and focused on them. And then… then they backpedaled SO HARD on everything that made that show interesting for the broad audience, I wonder how they didn’t give themselves a whiplash… though considering the horrible quality of s2 they probably did

Though I didn’t like the way s1 ended, I still thought there is hope, and “we need a conflict for our main pair, I guess”. I truly, wholeheartedly believed that creators and writers of the show are not complete idiots and know how to read the room and what the most of their audience is there for, so that’s what they’ll deliver. But oh my, how wrong I was.

The second season is downright unwatchable with how horrifyingly terrible it is. I only suffered through the entire thing for Ben, who, bless his heart, tried his hardest to deliver the complexity and depth of his character, who he only agreed to play if they “won’t make him a cardboard villain”. And they did exactly that in s2, or tried to, bcs Ben Barnes and his talent didn’t let them, despite all their efforts. The rest of the cast I guess didn’t have enough experience to fix the worst writing imaginable with their acting, so most of the characters became absolutely bland and uninteresting and SO IDIOTICALLY STUPUD, I yelled at them constantly, scaring my cat the entire time.

Also, as much as I understand it from exploring the fandom, the creators and writers of the show are die hard fans of the Crows, and they don’t actually like Alina’s trilogy at all. So… why didn’t they just do the books they wanted I’ll never know. Instead, they forced the Crows in the plot they were never a part of (making all of them okay with selling a girl to slavery in the process. Despite one of them being the former slave and the other one being the one who got her out of it… make it make sense, I beg of you), in the second season they wasted SO MUCH time on their plot lines that 1)didn’t matter one bit for the overall story, 2)were absolutely uninteresting to everyone who isn’t the Crows fan beforehand. In the end we got half-assed Alina and Aleksander’s story with half-assed Crows’ story. They should’ve just made the Crows show, without touching Alina and Aleksander

I haven’t read the books, but from what I gathered in the fandom, though still committing the same sin of putting all the promotion and marketing into the Dark romance trope without actually delivering on it, and force feeding the fans one of the worst and most toxic pairings ever with Malina, at least Alina and Aleksander’s characters weren’t made so cardboard and stupid, and there was tragedy in their story, not the shit that they gave us in s2. Though I absolutely DESPISE the fact that Alina looses her powers in the end and goes on to live Mal’s dream life… Like WHAT THE FUCK?? What levels of internalized misogyny do you need to have as a woman, to write this plot line for your female protagonist???? I can’t.

On Mal’s toxicity: at least that made him a fleshed out character in the books. Absolutely horrible one, how could the author make him “get the girl” is beyond me. But at least he had a personality, however terrible one. In the show, I guess understanding, that no one would root for that asshole, they removed his toxicity almost completely, but that made him as bland as stale porridge. There wasn’t ANYTHING left on his character. At all. How anyone could’ve rooted for him I absolutely refuse to understand. Any woman deserved better than Blade😈

I don’t know anything about Leigh Bardugo, except for the fact that she butcher my native language and makes me furious. If you don’t know the language at least on a medium level, perhaps don’t use it in your books. Or at least hire someone who does. The way she butchered it, I’m not sure she even used Google translate…

So yeah, I’m with you on only reading Darklina fanfics and admiring fan art. I’m not at all sad that they cancelled the show, and I’m even giddy that those creators and writers didn’t get their wet dream of the Crows spin off. They didn’t deserve it after the shit they pulled in the second season. I do hope that they won’t ruin any other shows in the future. I am sad for the actors, who deserved much better and who were actually good at their parts, while the writing was okay. Poor Archie Renaux suffered the most, his character didn’t have good writing at all, not for a single scene. I hope we’ll see more of all of them.

And we need Ben and Jessie to do a film together. Preferably a rom com, but I’m not picky. Just that their characters are together. Such chemistry can’t be wasted

[habitual-creatures]

Now I'm curious about something, what's both of your opinions on your more popular askers/people who interact with the blog?

(The "named" annons and others who have previously submitted asks)

-Toby🥽

Well...

💜 anon - I... don't really know how to feel about them... (since they're so aligned with HABIT...) but I enjoy their asks, she's nice. Usually... I haven't really liked the recent... well... mentions of Jeff... but she's pretty nice overall...

Toby 🥽 (you) - I don't really KNOW what my opinion is of you...? Uh... with all due respect you kind of remind me of a stray cat... you just sorta wander in every now and then... but you're nice, so... I'm not complaining.

🩵 anon - I haven't seen/gotten much from them... so, I'm not really sure if I have an opinion yet...

Fritz - I like Fritz's asks... they're considerate... I like when they send stuff...

Adal - They seem nice so far... I'm not really sure. They show a preference towards HABIT, but they're not as... I dunno... fanatical as 💜 anon seems to me...?

💜 ANON - WELL, OF COURSE I ENJOY ITS ASKS, IT'S CHAOTIC AND FUN, WHO WOULDN'T LOVE THEM? THAT'S A STUPUD QUESTION.

THEY'RE ONE OF MY FAVORITE RABBITS AT THE MOMENT.

TOBY 🥽 (YOU) - I'M NOT SURE HOW TO FEEL ABOUT YOU, I AGREE ON EVAN'S "STRAY CAT" POINT... BUT I DO NOT ACTIVELY DISLIKE YOU. I'M JUST UNDECIDED.

🩵 ANON - MUCH LIKE EVAN, I DON'T HAVE AN OPINION ON THEM... I HAVEN'T HEARD MUCH FROM THEM ALONE.

FRITZ - I DON'T HAVE A STRONG OPINION. I LIKE THEIR STORIES, AND THEY GIVE US FOOD EVERY NOW AND THEN... SO THAT'S NICE.

ADAL - DECENT, I SUPPOSE... THOUGH, THEY CAN GET ANNOYING. MILDLY, ANYWAYS... WITH THE COKE INCIDENT AND THE PETTINESS IN THE "NO BITCHES" THING. BUT AT THE SAME TIME GIANT REESE'S, SO...

(( please lmk if I use wrong pronouns or if I forgot you!!! Mod has shit memory, so please don't be afraid to reach out!!! ))

[thishumanformislimiting]

Chew me up then spit me out Then leave me lyin' on the ground A low-blow even for YOU Paranoid, you're in my head You're in my blood and when I'm dead You'll probably dig my grave up too!!

My STUPUD HEART was in your hands You used me like your cigarettes Then you stomped me out in your checkered Vans Damn, what the hell happened?

I'd say I should've known, I should've known better That you're a BACKSTABBER But how could I have known? Behind your grey coat your words were made of daggers And cherry lip smacker, lip smacker (mwah)

I'm just gonna hold my breath 'Cause all you do is make me sick You even ruined AIR for me You ruined parking lots and movie snacks And photo booths, imagine that I guess no more souvenirs from parties

My STUPID HEART was in your hands You used me like your cigarettes Then you stomped me out in your checkered Vans Damn, what the hell happened?

I'd say I should've known, I should've known better That you're a backstabber But how could I have known? Behind your grey coat your words were made of daggers And cherry lip smacker, lip smacker (mwah)

I swear you EXIST just to SPITE ME IM YOUR CIGARETTE SO GASLIGHT ME In your checkered Vans straight out the 90s Really put me out, really put me out, put me-

I swear you EXIST just to SPITE ME IM YOUR CIGARETTE SO GADLIGHT ME In your checkered Vans straight out the 90s Really put me out, really put me out, put me

My stupid heart was in your hands You used me like your cigarettes Then you stomped me out in your checkered Vans Damn, what the hell happened?

I'd say I should've known, I should've known better That you're a backstabber But how could I have known? Behind your grey coat your words were made of daggers And cherry lip smacker

when i was young (like 10ish) i wrote a song called backstabber about one of my best friends (the one who talked about throwing plastic babies) after a huge (literally the only argument we've had) argument. it was rlly bad

[dyke1]

sent the wrong text to my aunt on WhatsApp I'm stupud

[alwayslosingtheplot-blog]

Where magic comes from

Sometimes I itch until I bleed and still feel the need. I see the blood, the tearing and still feel the skin that is no longer there screaming at me that something crawls along it. My hands and my scalp is where it happens. I prefer the scalp.

It's easier to hide on the scalp. Easier to forget when it finally stops, to allow to scab over. Pulling out those scabs feels good. To catch them beneath my nails and feel the tug and how they trace the hair they travel along. Oh, don't make that face. I'm aware it is gross. i like it anyway.

I hate my hands most days, red and flaky with dozens of tiny thin lines of scratches announcing to the world my lack of impulse control.

Sometimes I worry that the itch is coming from under my skin, something trying to dig its way out rather than an external reaction -what? The power in me dying to be let out? It's not. It's just eczema.

I cut my nails when it gets bad, as far back as I can to give my skin a chance to heal and then regret it when I seek relief.

None if this is the magic, you understand? There is no point in collecting my fingernails for your spells or fighting each other the napkins with my blood. Those bruises are for nothing. I do hope that you were joking about what you claimed to do with the scabs.

You should apologise to your brother. The biting was wholy unnescessary. It would have been even if the whole thing wasn't a stupud waste of time.

Yes, I'm serious. I do wish you had talked to me first. Was it Pip who told you to do this? That bastarding cat...last time I summon a familar, I'm telling you. Not worth the hassle. What else did the little shit say?

What? Canibalised my mentor? Ha! He wishes.

That old goat is still alive, thank you very much for the vote of confidence. She retired. Lives in a ground floor apartment in the city with two Irish Wolf hounds and does a lot of knitting. The wolf hounds just *love* Pip.

Yes, I know the city is too hot for wool. She finds it funny.

But you are wondering where the magic comes from. Thought you could get more by doing weird things with bits of myself that I cut off? If injesting bodily fluids made you magic my boyfriend would be a grand Mage. Oh, don't make that face. Making you think about us having oral sex is as good a punishment as any.

Sorry? So where does magic come from? No idea. No, i'm serious. This isn't a 'wait until your ready' thing.

Well, do you know where time comes from? But you can count seconds? Add up minutes? Judge how long something will take?

And other people understand it more, right?

No. I'm not calling you an idiot. I wish you would listen to what I actually say rather than react to the words you imagined out of my mouth.

How to explain this? Let's stick with the time thing. Other people made sundials, and building that only light up one day a year, right? They made little mechanised watches to count the seconds and ways to tell the hours apart from each other.

People made watches without having a single clue about where time came from. They made calenders to track the moon and their bodies. They did all of that without knowing where time came from.

That's what we are, darling. We are the watchmakers of magic, you and I. Only right now you are learning the days of the week and I'm writing entire calenders. Stop wondering about the where and the why and start figuring out the what of it. Stop looking for shortcuts.

Oh, and apologise to your brother.